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  1. An idea on Microsoft, DoJ Reach Tentative Settlement · · Score: 0, Troll

    in this time of crisis, I believe America should do whatever it can to help it's shattered economy, and I believe dropping all charges against microsoft will do just that.

  2. Re:Lawsuits as tactical weapon on TV Networks Sue ReplayTV · · Score: -1

    I blame certain specific minority groups

  3. Slashdot: on TV Networks Sue ReplayTV · · Score: -1

    Slashdot: "where pasty-white virgins who haven't gone outside in years choose the fate of your posts"

  4. frst pst on Do Digital Photos Endanger History? · · Score: -1

    this FP is 100% digital

  5. Happy troll Tuesday on Dark Matter Measurements · · Score: -1
    Slashdot is in dire need for a new slogan, here are a few good suggestions by myself and others

    by anonymous pancake

    Slashdot: "Crackheaded moderation since 1997"

    Slashdot: "The ultimate troll (on the world)"

    Slashdot: "Best viewed with internet explorer 6"

    Slashdot: "PLEASE CLICK OUR BANNERS, VA LINUX STOCK WENT DOWN AGAIN"

    Slashdot: "50% of goatse.cx referrals come from here!"

    Slashdot: "We still haven't fired Jon Katz yet!"

    Slashdot: "Proud home of the BSD IS DYING troll"

    by All sporks are fags

    Slashdot: "You may think you're anonymous, but we're selling your personal information to the government!" "

    by CmdrTaco

    Slashdot: "We're this close to banning IP's for life!"

    Slashdot: "Champions of the freedom of speech (i.e. you're free to agree with us or you'll be moderated accordingly) "

    Slashdot: "We suck so YOU can feel good about yourself!"

  6. Re:Now! Register your domains! on NeuStar to Manage .US Registry · · Score: -1

    taliban's website: lets.bomb.the.us

  7. happy troll tuesday on NeuStar to Manage .US Registry · · Score: -1

    Slashdot: "Crackheaded moderation since 1997"

    Slashdot: "The ultimate troll (on the world)"

    Slashdot: "Best viewed with internet explorer 6"

    Slashdot: "PLEASE CLICK OUR BANNERS, VA LINUX STOCK WENT DOWN AGAIN"

    Slashdot: "50% of goatse.cx referrals come from here!"

    Slashdot: "We still haven't fired Jon Katz yet!"

    Slashdot: "Proud home of the BSD IS DYING troll"

    Slashdot: "The mecca of the web (for homosexuals!)"

    Expect more to come!

  8. Va linux on VA Linux Dropping "Linux" From Name · · Score: -1

    Va linux believes that if they remove the 'linux' part of their name people might start taking them seriously and begin think they are a 'real' company (nobody has ever made money from linux)

  9. Re:42nd post on 3G Is A Dog, And Other Truths · · Score: -1

    what are you? some sophisticated faggot?

  10. happy troll tuesday on Netscape 6.2 · · Score: -1

    The piglet had a lot of energy for such a plump young animal. CmdrTaco had to chase it for almost 20 minutes before he got his hands around it's tender hide. He didn't waste any time, within 1 minute his cock was deep inside the piglet's ass. It squeeled in agony. Rob Malda's cock was a respectable 7 inches long, but the circumference was out of this world. As he pumped harder, the piglet groaned one last time then went silent 'DAMN! I killed another one! Looks like I'll be eating pork chops with Taco sauce again tonite!'

  11. 42nd post on 3G Is A Dog, And Other Truths · · Score: -1

    Only one hour (eastern time) untill troll tuesday

  12. Re:Timmy.... on MIT To Release Next-Generation OS "Cesium" · · Score: -1

    yeah they also did the after dark screensavers

  13. New slogans for slashdot on MIT To Release Next-Generation OS "Cesium" · · Score: -1

    news for nerds, stuff that matters needs to be replaced by something new and fresh.. here are some suggestions

    Slashdot: "Crackheaded moderation since 1997"

    Slashdot: "The ultimate troll (on the world)"

    Slashdot: "Best viewed with internet explorer 6"

    Slashdot: "PLEASE CLICK OUR BANNERS, VA LINUX STOCK WENT DOWN AGAIN"

    Slashdot: "50% of goatse.cx referrals come from here!"

    Slashdot: "We still haven't fired Jon Katz yet!"

    Slashdot: "Proud home of the BSD IS DYING troll"

    Slashdot: "The mecca of the web (for homosexuals!)"

    Expect more to come!

  14. New slogan suggestions for slashdot on WipOut Contest · · Score: -1

    Slashdot is in dire need of a new slogan,"news for nerds. stuff that matters" just doesn't cut it in this day and age, here are a few good suggestions

    Slashdot: "Crackheaded moderation since 1997"

    Slashdot: "The ultimate troll (on the world)"

    Slashdot: "Best viewed with internet explorer 6"

    Slashdot: "PLEASE CLICK OUR BANNERS, VA LINUX STOCK WENT DOWN AGAIN"

    Slashdot: "50% of goatse.cx referrals come from here!"

    Slashdot: "We still haven't fired Jon Katz yet!"

    Slashdot: "Proud home of the BSD IS DYING troll"

    Slashdot: "The mecca of the web (for homosexuals!)"

    Expect more to come!

  15. Re:let me get this straight... on Nintendo Game Cube On (Limited) Preview In 12 Cities · · Score: -1

    nice sid, did you get banned and create a new account recently?

  16. Re:Played it in Minneapolis on Nintendo Game Cube On (Limited) Preview In 12 Cities · · Score: -1

    I heard a nasty rumor that the Game Cube needs an HDTV set to get 60 fps; regular sets will only get 30 fps.

    that makes absolutely no sense, if anything, hdtv modes would be slower, because the games would be rendered at a higher resolution. I mean even the snes can do 60 fps (50fps with pal)

  17. Re:I wish these people would spend their time: on Be-Alike: BlueOS Uses Linux For Its Kernel · · Score: -1

    great all linux needs now is a way to run windows programs

  18. I blame this first post on my excessivelylongpenis on Be-Alike: BlueOS Uses Linux For Its Kernel · · Score: -1

    yes that's right mister smarty pants

  19. Re:who needs a disguise? on Undercover Hacking, For Money · · Score: -1

    probably, most programmers don't bathe, they see it as a waste of time, the stink also does a good job at repelling women, so the programmer can stay a virgin forever. They also see sex as a waste of time.

  20. Re:NTFS ? on Advanced Filesystem Implementors Guide Continues · · Score: -1

    amen, things like ntfs can only be created by REAL COMPANIES, not open-source orgies

  21. So? on Sony Uses DMCA To Shut Down Aibo Hack Site · · Score: 1, Interesting

    well in this day and age we don't buy products, just the right to use them.

  22. Re:Half a petabyte of DICK storage? on Teragrid: Massive Grid Computing · · Score: -1

    it means CmdrTaco will be taking it up the ass for years to come

  23. fp? on OS Emulation Extravaganza, OS X On Down · · Score: -1

    I blame this first post on my excessively long penis

  24. mods on crack on HP's Digital-Audio Entertainment Box · · Score: -1

    I post at -1.. why do crackhead mods waste points modding it -1 offtopic?

  25. FP? on HP's Digital-Audio Entertainment Box · · Score: -1

    I blame this first post on my excessivly long penis