What, are you kidding? THEY made those cameras to monitor us. They're not satisfied bugging my bathroom, now they want to see my insides!!! Oh God there's something crunchy in my Clif bar. I think I just ate one!
I think thats the crux of the issue. The people who want to run Linux on a desktop/laptop are the same ones who, if forced to use Windows, end up reinstalling it from scratch anyway to remove goofy configurations and 3rd party "value-added" crapola.
If we don't want happy Dell-enhanced Windows we CERTAINLY don't want to leave a much more configurable Linux install in their hands.... and as for those users who DO like the hand-held pre-installed setup... they're not Linux users. At least not yet.
Indeed, if each worm uses the exact same sequence, the spread is linear. Rather than fanning out, each instance would try to re-infect the exact same sites that its parent already has infected, hence linear, rather than exponential growth.
Hmm. The first host infects X others, and then all the children attempt to infect the exact same X? That would be known as NO growth.
Now, from Verizon Wireless: We know you're busy. Sometimes you don't have time to enjoy the money you're making. That's why we at Verizon have come up with PERSON-FORWARDING. We forward your identity to a less busy person who can spend your money on your behalf. Just another service to make your life easier from Verizon Wireless.
</James Earl Jones voice>
Hey wait a minute. Bell Atlantic became Verizon. I used to have them. Crap.
. I think a couple states consider anyone uninvited on your fenced land the same as if they were in your home and you can legally shoot them (TX, and VT).
Wow, does this include Jehovah's Witnesses? People selling magazines "just working my way through college"? People distributing those annoying pizza flyers always stuck in my door?
Yeah these articles are getting pretty weak. What's up with: Nothing particularly original there, except this virus is pretty unique both in how it operates, and what it does
Hmm. It's unoriginal, yet totally new in how it operates and what it does.
Does this strike anyone else as contradictory?
-- Just your average guy, except with 2 heads and an eye stalk in my chest.
I already have SSH and telnet client apps under PalmOS. I can use a serial cable to terminal in or I can use IR and a cell phone to get internet access.
According to the Centers for Recalculation And Positive Overall Language Amassment (CRAPOLA), 87.2% of people who cite sources for statistics make those sources up.*
And 93.2% of all statistics are just made up anyway.
Are other sex dolls responsible for creating "regular" rapists? And should we ban the dolls because of that?
I'd say they're more responsible for an increase in the number of smarmy losers hitting on women at 1AM at the bars. Which is a good bit more palatable than smarmy losers hitting on little girls on the playground.
Do you really think owners of 'Real Dolls' are perfectly content porking their oversized barbies, or do you think maybe they're just practicing and fantasizing about the real thing, as well as reinforcing their 'taste' in whatever type doll they chose? (tall, short, blonde, etc).
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Or as Homer would say, "MMmmmm, sadisti-licious!"
Your .sig misses the best part of the quote "...We don't believe this to be a coincidence." ;)
Bend over and ride the light.
See Pamela Anderson's G.I. exam-cam as it plops into the toilet and reveals ALL!
If we don't want happy Dell-enhanced Windows we CERTAINLY don't want to leave a much more configurable Linux install in their hands.... and as for those users who DO like the hand-held pre-installed setup... they're not Linux users. At least not yet.
Oh, wait.
They DID say that.
Hmm. The first host infects X others, and then all the children attempt to infect the exact same X? That would be known as NO growth.
'If you're seeing this annoying popup, YOU NEED WebWasher!'
I believe you are slacking off in your duties. Posts identical to the above should be attached to 99% of the messages on here.
Yeah I think their offices are right next to the Deptartment of Mispelinggs.
Now, from Verizon Wireless: We know you're busy. Sometimes you don't have time to enjoy the money you're making. That's why we at Verizon have come up with PERSON-FORWARDING. We forward your identity to a less busy person who can spend your money on your behalf. Just another service to make your life easier from Verizon Wireless.
</James Earl Jones voice>
Hey wait a minute. Bell Atlantic became Verizon. I used to have them. Crap.
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oooh.
(explosions)
AAAKIIIIIRRAAAAA!
Wow, does this include Jehovah's Witnesses? People selling magazines "just working my way through college"? People distributing those annoying pizza flyers always stuck in my door?
MMmm. My lawn will be littered with bodies.
Nothing particularly original there, except this virus is pretty unique both in how it operates, and what it does
Hmm. It's unoriginal, yet totally new in how it operates and what it does.
Does this strike anyone else as contradictory?
-- Just your average guy, except with 2 heads and an eye stalk in my chest.
According to the Centers for Recalculation And Positive Overall Language Amassment (CRAPOLA), 87.2% of people who cite sources for statistics make those sources up.*
And 93.2% of all statistics are just made up anyway.
I'd say they're more responsible for an increase in the number of smarmy losers hitting on women at 1AM at the bars.
Which is a good bit more palatable than smarmy losers hitting on little girls on the playground.