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  1. Re:anti-sound on Turn Your Head Into Speakers · · Score: 1

    Wire this up to create a "noise canceling" device and you might have something.

    Great idea! If they enhance the low spectrum, broaden the dynamic range and turn up the volume really really hard, it could even replace helmets and airbags...

  2. Re:Recycled? on Sun Donation Spurs Linux Cluster at Purdue · · Score: 1, Interesting

    These are recycled PCs? They all look identical

    Whaaat? Recycled PCs without casemoddings, without exorbitant cooling solutions, not even a little tattoo on the frontside? All identical? What the hell have the previous owners done with these machines? This might be a cluster of lonely and neglected hardware. A cluster who could need a biiig hug.

  3. Re:Hmmm... on Apache 2.0.48 Released · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up! I think he was trying to be funny.

    I tried? Dang. There is no try...
    Then better mod me sideways, before my posting makes somebody cry.

  4. Re:Hmmm... on Apache 2.0.48 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    I rarely compile slashdot threads. I think CVS access to the article database would suffice.

  5. Re:Hmmm... on Apache 2.0.48 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    An Apache point release on the front page? Can you say "slow news day"?

    It annoys me that I have to download the full dupe at every point release. Can't they post incremental patches for the article and the replies?

  6. Slashdotted - here is the script! on Alien vs. Predator Movie Trailer Available · · Score: 1

    Mr. Jekyll (played by the Pretator) conducts some strange experiments on himself which turn him into the ugly character Hyde (played by the Alien), who sucks blood from vigins. He continues his blood sucking business until Gozilla arrives in the city and destroys, among other things, the laboratories of Mr. Jekyll, Dr. Frankenstein and Rabbi Loew, who was busy playing with clay at this time. In a great finale, the three realize that they have a common enemy and they release their respective creatures upon Gozilla, who first bites the dust (the Golem turns out to be really crumbly), but can be defeated by the Alien and Dr. Frankenstein's creature in the end. They find out that they really like each other and decide to move to the planet Ebola 9 to have some hot sex (great special effects!).

  7. I'm sceptical on Lemming Population Flux Solved: Mass Suicide Not to Blame · · Score: 5, Funny

    This doesn't concur with the results I got from my private investigations regarding the behaviour of lemmings. I did some massive computer simulations during the 90's, which showed that lemmings are stupid animals which will walk into one direction until they fall off the cliff. Only few of them can use jack-hammers or parachutes, and even that not without explicit order.

  8. Re:Anyone Not Know This? on AMD Optimal BIOS settings + Overclocking Guide · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seriously who doesn't know how to set there BIOS's settings?

    My 96 year old grandmother uttered the other day that she was not perfectly confident with setting the DRAM burst timings on her nforce2 board. I pointed her to this site and now she is happy, because she could squeeze 2 fps more out of her box and can thereby delay the "necessary" upgrade for another 3 months. Silly old granny and the fps madness...

  9. Sweet on Google Considering Merger With Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard before that Microsoft's future is bleak, due to the competition by Free Software. But I never thought that they would be bought up by a Linux based company this fast. I expect that their part will be the daily artwork on the Google-logo, since their software has never been entirely convincing. As long as it doesn't mess up my search results, I'm all for it - after all it helps to maintain jobs for quite a large bunch of talented clipart-designers, marketing people and lawyers, who would have a hard time without this charitable gesture.

  10. Re:So if I understand... on The Problem With Abundance · · Score: 1

    Scarcity is getting scarcer?!?

    Tough times. If this keeps going on, we'll have to exploit the third world.

  11. Re:lead lined envelopes? on Terahertz Scanners See Inside Sealed Packages · · Score: 1

    Lead lined envelopes: You can put your WEED in it!

    I think hemp clothes would be more effective for this.

  12. Re:Take a look for yourself on White House Website Limits Iraq-Related Crawling · · Score: 1

    Disallow: /firstlady/recipes/iraq

    After Laura's "baked dromedary surprise" gave the president diarrhea for three days he made sure that she would never find the recipe again.

  13. Re:1984 on White House Website Limits Iraq-Related Crawling · · Score: 1

    Get over your conspiracy issue, put the beer and the rifle down, and come down from your mountain shack.

    Is it possible that you mistook me for Mr. Goldstein? We are not related in any way. In fact, your enemy may be completely fictional.

  14. 1984 on White House Website Limits Iraq-Related Crawling · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    The technology they introduced in 1968 allows them to rewrite the books and the newspapers. The next step is to make sure that the old copies get burned reliably. America was always in war with Iraq, you know...

  15. Re:"beginning of the end"? on Cygwin/XFree86 Leaving XFree86.org · · Score: 1

    There are certainly many vaporware OSS pages that will never produce code. That may be bad style, but it doesn't hurt anybody, as long as it doesn't lead to unnecessary fragmentation.

    IMHO, in the near future the most important aspect of Xouvert won't be the new code they produce, but the attempt to introduce a "new management" that may solve some organisational problems, like too restrictive CVS access. To make this fly they have to attract developers and therefore they need a homepage. That's OK for me.

  16. Re:"beginning of the end"? on Cygwin/XFree86 Leaving XFree86.org · · Score: 1

    The Xouvert project has code: the Xfree86 code base. They have to set up their page before they start their own coding, because they have to solve problems with version management and merging (they have to keep some sync with the Xfree86 code base).

  17. Re:Where? on Danish Study Recommends Open Standards for EU · · Score: 1

    Amazingly the danish word for fjiord is fjord.

    But most amazingly the english word for "fjiord" is fjord, too. What language is "fjiord", and is this all amazing at all? In any case, I like this thread.

  18. Re:Where? on Danish Study Recommends Open Standards for EU · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is a dark and fearsome land, beyond the scary edge of the world. So, Americans can't go there - you'll fall off...

    This is crap - it can be done and it has been done. It is well known in American circles that Europe was discovered in March 1493, when Columbus sailed back to Spain.

  19. Re:Speaking of on Danish Study Recommends Open Standards for EU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Explain? "Warped" Vs. "True" XML? I didn't know either existed.

    <!xml variation="1.000001" encoding="crazy">
    <!redfine pattern="<" substitute="[">
    [!redfine pattern=">" substitute="]">
    [!redfine pattern="/" substitute="\"]
    [worddoc]
    [paragraph style="malicious"]
    Executive summary: this is XML!
    Whoops world, here I come! Take this Xerces! Watch out W3C!
    [\paragraph]
    [alternativeBinary thisistherealdocumentignoretherest="yes"]
    magic:666
    4($/HKDh3627KJHK/%$"%&&&%Ijhdifzsdfusdfuhd f
    KDh3627KJHK/%$"%&&&%Ijhdifzsdfu"%"%$&737%& % ...
    843578kjfh/&%"/&"%&%$/jghfdjd7&%&"%/"JHGD3
    [\alternativeBinary]
    [\worddoc]


    This is just imagination. The reality is stranger than we imagine, in fact stranger than we can imagine.

  20. Re:The risk of chasing the silent PC on A Practical Approach To Shushing Your PC · · Score: 1

    Yeah. I have a mild tinnuts, too, maybe since 10 years. When it started, I felt good as long as I sat near my noisy computer. When I turned it off, the sudden silence was really annoying, because I had to realize that a certain percentage of the noise I heard before didn't originate from the machine, but come directly from my ears or my brain.

    I think this mild form of tinnitus is really largely psychsomatic. The perpetual preoccupation with the sound inside the ears and the feeling of impotence to do anything about it is the real cause of the annoyance, not the sound itself. Over the years I learned to live with it and to accept my ear-fans. When I'm in good mood, they even slow down their rpm.

  21. Case modding? on A Practical Approach To Shushing Your PC · · Score: 1

    Bah. Mod your ears and get over it. Augment your body and learn to live in harsh environments. Now that I've been given the chance to live in the 3rd millennium, I insist on transcending my puny human body. /me inserts ear plugs.

  22. Re:Cool! on 1.70 Mhz 8-Bit Ataris Get 10 Mbit Ethernet · · Score: 2, Informative

    Download the remix here

  23. Re:BAH on Panther Released into the Wild · · Score: 4, Funny

    Real men download their OSs.

    No, real men upload their new OS for backup purposes.

  24. Re:Suitable quote.. on E-Mail Controls in Office 2003 · · Score: 1

    Trying to make bits uncopyable is like trying to make water not wet.

    Don't feel too secure. Room 101 CAN make water not wet. The RIAA is kindly preparing you a test suite if you want to give it a try.

  25. Re:Early screenshots? on Seven Years of KDE Celebrated · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. -- Antoine de Saint-Exupery