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Google Considering Merger With Microsoft

buford_tannen writes "According to this New York Times Article (registration, etc.), Google may be considering a merger with Microsoft in the near future. As many people know, Google's search services are powered by Linux. "

563 comments

  1. Holy time machine! by Chelloveck · · Score: 5, Funny

    Um, isn't it still about 5 months until April 1st?

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    1. Re:Holy time machine! by WesG · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey wait a minute - it does look kinda like Bill Gates under the O in todays Halloween Google image.

      Those silly Google guys!

    2. Re:Holy time machine! by UrgleHoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the new company's name will be Mooglesoft.

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    3. Re:Holy time machine! by turgid · · Score: 1

      My sentiments entirely.

    4. Re:Holy time machine! by tambo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sing along with me, everyone:

      It's the end of the 'Net as we know it
      It's the end of the 'Net as we know it
      It's the end of the 'Net as we know it
      And I feel fiiiiiiiine....

      - David Stein

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    5. Re:Holy time machine! by Firehawke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't think Square would exactly be thrilled with THAT idea. They'd probably want to *cough* bust a kupo in their collective arses.

      Eh, I know it was terrible, I know it's not original, but it had to be said because it's evil. ^^;

    6. Re:Holy time machine! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      I like Microogle better.

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    7. Re:Holy time machine! by (trb001) · · Score: 1, Funny

      I dunno about April 1st, but this sure does explain the flying pigs on the way in to work this morning...

      --trb

    8. Re:Holy time machine! by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      Thank $DEITY I had clean underwear after seeing that headline... time to re-stock my 'net glovebox tho...

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    9. Re:Holy time machine! by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1
      • It's the end of the 'Net as we know it [...]
      tambo - you so beat me to it.

      Now it'll take 24 h to get the song out of my head again. And I already cringe at explaining the reason for humming that particular song to the first non-techie to ask. The blank stares I shall get. The indifferent shrugs. The utter absence of anything resembling a smile.
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    10. Re:Holy time machine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Googrosoftle?

    11. Re:Holy time machine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but it's Halloween.

      This definitely kicks the shit out of any scary costume

    12. Re:Holy time machine! by Zonekeeper · · Score: 1, Funny

      Great googley moogley!!!

    13. Re:Holy time machine! by Gamasta · · Score: 1

      As many people know, Google's search services are powered by Linux.

      Did you try the link with microsoft.com instead of google? Microsoft's site is also linux based.

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    14. Re:Holy time machine! by SirPrize · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's because Microsoft's IIS servers are hidden behind Akamai's layer of Linux redirection/load-balancing servers, which is what Netcraft actually sees/identifies here.

    15. Re:Holy time machine! by BasharTeg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Linux running Microsoft-IIS/6.0?

      Think a little bit. Just think.

    16. Re:Holy time machine! by ryanvm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Funny how my posts get ranked (-1, Troll) five times as often when I throw the "Esq." at the end of my name.

      Seriously, why is it funny? Slashdot strives to be a classless society. By announcing your "title" with every post, your actions are antithetical to this sentiment.

      Quite simply, people think you're a pretentious asshole when you declare this so-called title in an essentially anonymous forum. The only possible reason you'd do this is for attention. What is the great motivator behind every troll? Attention.

      Ergo, you are a troll.

    17. Re:Holy time machine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how every person trying to sound intelligent now uses "ergo". Can you provide 5 posts that used "ergo" before May 15, 2003? :D

    18. Re:Holy time machine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other night something something continental mumble mumble something something words words LEONARD BERNSTEIN!

    19. Re:Holy time machine! by JLyle · · Score: 1
      Um, isn't it still about 5 months until April 1st?
      Yes, but this is your Halloween horror story ;)
    20. Re:Holy time machine! by buttahead · · Score: 1

      :) i don't know why you were modded down... but that would be a great name for a company... or at least a rock band.

    21. Re:Holy time machine! by daeley · · Score: 2, Funny

      I dunno about April 1st, but this sure does explain the flying pigs on the way in to work this morning...

      Has Redmond frozen over, then? ;)

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    22. Re:Holy time machine! by pavon · · Score: 1

      Nah, GooSoft has the best ring to it. And apty describes what this merger would result it - a worthless sespool.

    23. Re:Holy time machine! by JGski · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be "Mugglesoft"?

    24. Re:Holy time machine! by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Speaking of songs that get stuck in your head...

      yes, we have no bananas

      I need not search for precious gold;
      Of wealth, I have my share.
      For with my eyes, I scan the skies
      And find my fortune there.
      A host of priceless dreams unfold
      In songs that bluebirds sing.
      The earth, the sea belong to me -
      I'm richer than a king.
      To add to things that money cannot buy,
      An echo brings this very soft reply:

      Yes! We have no bananas!
      We have no bananas today!
      We've string beans and onions,
      papayas and scallions,
      And all kinds of fruit and say!
      We have an old-fashioned tomato,
      Long Island potato,
      But, yes! We have no bananas!
      We have no bananas today!

      Yes, we no-nje gotta de bananos.
      We no-nje gotta-da banano today, but one-a menoots!
      We gotta new kinda garlic -
      When-a use-a dees garlic,
      It-a meka you stand apart-a from-a you friends.
      We gotta 64,000 watermelone!
      We don't-a sell any, but the guy we buy'em from...
      Mama mia! Does he sell a watermelone!
      But-a yes! We no-nje gotta the bananas. Hey, why you-on?
      We no-nje gotta de bananos today!

      Yes! Ah, we have no bananas!
      What's that? An half a banana?
      Now what good is a banana split? Uh-huh-huh-huh!
      We have a muttons, and buttons,
      And kippers with zippers,
      And pounds of devaluated pounds...
      "Banana": S T I N K !
      They ain't no stinkin' bananas!
      Precisely! They ain't no stinking bananas!
      Yes! Ah, we have no bananas!
      Pip pip, cheerio, and *******! Uh-huh-huh-huh!

      Yes, we ain't got bananas.
      We ain't got bananas today.
      We got pickles and crocks;
      We got bagels and locks;
      A bagel that's a donut dipped in cement.
      We got delicious knishes and kosher champagne -
      The kosher champagne - there's two cents plain;
      Pastrami, salami, matzos, and jam.
      You should pardon the expression: We even got ham!

      But yes, we ain't got bananas.
      We ain't got bananas today.

      --

      Man is the animal that laughs.
      And occasionally whores for Karma.

    25. Re:Holy time machine! by jcast · · Score: 1

      Imminent death of the net predicted!

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      -- David D. Friedman
    26. Re:Holy time machine! by Lagrange5 · · Score: 1

      It's April 1st every time John Markoff (Kevin Mitnick's nemesis) spews the gossip.

      Why doesn't anyone remember this idiot Markoff's name for more than five minutes and learn not to swallow the shit he's writing?

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      "Folks just call him Buckethead." -- Les Claypool
    27. Re:Holy time machine! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      And a priceless allusion to our ultimate fate as Grey Goo.

      I for one welcome our nanotech over...er...underlords.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    28. Re:Holy time machine! by srvivn21 · · Score: 1

      At the top of the page that you linked to is a link: Microsoft running Linux?!

      It's a good explination of what's going on.

    29. Re:Holy time machine! by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Shhhh!! Shut up man, do you think we wanna get sued by Harry Freaking Potter's Lawyers?? :b

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    30. Re:Holy time machine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HARRY POTHEAD!!!

  2. eek! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now all our searches will be controlled by the borg?

    1. Re:eek! by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Verisign's Sitefinder doesn't look so bad now does it ? ;-)

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    2. Re:eek! by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      Ugh this is depressing.

      Remember Hotmail? The original nice and simple hotmail? The one that didn't have a zillion ads, didn't run like a slothpig, and didn't delete peoples e-mail after a few days. The one whose service didn't get worse and worse while fees for services once free increased?

      Decemeber 31 1997 rolls around and the beast (fat beast) comes and assimilates a once great service. At first it isn't so bad, just a little MS logo or mention here and there. But now check it out.

    3. Re:eek! by hpavc · · Score: 1

      very depressing/distressing indeed

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  3. MS to Google by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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    Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
    1. Re:MS to Google by olip · · Score: 3, Interesting


      Sounds like the Netscape scenario : Internet Search will be "embedded" into Longhorn, and if successful, so long Google.

      We may have to remember this day when, by saying no to MS, Google has committed suicide.

      But there are a few if's in this scenario :
      - MS search service successful,
      - MS OSes still dominant when longhorn released in 2007
      - ...

    2. Re:MS to Google by mirko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is ALREADY integrated in MSIE : just type some search query directly in MSIE's URL bar and then enter : you'll eventually be taken to an MSN Search result page.

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    3. Re:MS to Google by iaredam · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you see it now searching for something.... msgbox pops up "Are you sure you want to search for that?"

    4. Re:MS to Google by psilotum · · Score: 2, Informative

      But your still permitted (so far) to customize the address bar search to use Google (or another search engine).

    5. Re:MS to Google by Crayon+Kid · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the Netscape scenario : Internet Search will be "embedded" into Longhorn, and if successful, so long Google.

      It's not a question of making it "succesful", but rather making it stand out and ubiquitous. MS can simply add a Start menu entry called "INTERNET SEARCH" and a big shiny button called the same in Explorer, and soon after all the computer illiterate masses will have trouble believing you can do "internet search" without Windows.

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    6. Re:MS to Google by mirko · · Score: 1

      Yep, unless you edit your %SYSTEM/etc/hosts and add the nice ip address of an MS-compliant search engine server which would be syntactically compatible with Google.
      (I did it in order to use Av.com from Safari : it just works.)

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    7. Re:MS to Google by stuff-n-things · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought it was "Search completed. Please reboot to view the results." 8-)

    8. Re:MS to Google by drgroove · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Additionally, internet search is already imbedded into WindowsXP. MS can redevelop the user interface for this integration, but the integration is already there, and few are using it.

    9. Re:MS to Google by RickL · · Score: 3, Funny

      Clippy: "Hi! It looks like you are searching for 'Linux'. Would you like me to show you why Windows is better than Linux?" [blink][blink]

    10. Re:MS to Google by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1, Funny

      "MS to Google: You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

      Google to MS:
      search "office software" returned 19323 results, showing 1 to 10:
      - openoffice.org
      - abiword.org
      - koffice.kde.org
      - gnu.org/software/emacs

    11. Re:MS to Google by Teh+Suq · · Score: 1

      This scenario is proven by looking at AOL. A large majority of internet users think AOL *is* the internet.

    12. Re:MS to Google by symbolic · · Score: 1

      You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

      You forgot the first part:

      "We are Billg"

    13. Re:MS to Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot the most important part. It should read:

      You will be assimilated. Resitance is futile.
      Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be "innovated" by us.

    14. Re:MS to Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Hell! That's what those Martian bastards thought 65 years ago and we opened a can of whoop ass on them. MS is a piece of cake. In fact, wasn't it the viruses that killed the Martians? Interesting.

    15. Re:MS to Google by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Reluctance is fictional. You will be assasinated. We are the br0g.

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    16. Re:MS to Google by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      Oh, there must be another reason msn.com is the second most visited site on the Internet, above Google. Must be their wonderful, uncluttered, advertising-free portal site that everyone loves, and the accurate, unbiased search tool. NOT. MSN's integration with Windows is the only reason it's the second most visited site on the Internet. I think Google and Yahoo should start another antitrust suit. This is a classic example of Microsoft abusing its monopoly position to extend its reach into other business areas. I don't see how they could possibly lose.

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    17. Re:MS to Google by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Fusistance is retail. Your ass will be laminated. (Dyslexic Borg)
      .
      .
      .
      (sorry I can't take credit for it, saw something like it on Slashdot once.)

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    18. Re:MS to Google by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

      That's great! I'd love to see that happen. If i had mod points id mod you up. Add to that:

      search "windows xp" returned 4 results

      - How to remove Windows XP and install Linux
      - Windows XP - How do I stop viruses? Buy a Mac
      - Replacing your windows based IIS server with OpenBSD
      - Getting your money back for unwanted Windows XP licenses

      Due to the terms of the Sherman Anti-Trust act, 4,140,312 results have been
      omitted from this search to help induce fair behavior and level the playing
      field for the under-dogs.

      Best Regards, The Google Team

    19. Re:MS to Google by CmdrTortilla · · Score: 1

      This is the only reason MSN Search gets any queries at all. And thanks to it, it gets a ton.

    20. Re:MS to Google by CmdrTortilla · · Score: 1

      I once heard someone say, "What's wrong with my Google??"

    21. Re:MS to Google by CmdrTortilla · · Score: 1

      Exactly. MSN Search SUCKS. It's only used because people are forced to! Or made to believe they are. And thanks to Microsoft's monopoly, they have an unbeatable advantage when it comes to control over Windoze users.

    22. Re:MS to Google by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      MSN is the second most visited website (your claim) because Hotmail wipes your arse with it on the way out.
      And with Hotmail being so popular, thats a whole load of arses to be wiping.

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    23. Re:MS to Google by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 1

      Hm, I hadn't considered hotmail. It does appear to be the majority of msn.com traffic. hotmail.msn.com is visited by 76% of all visitors to *.msn.com). Search.msn.com is only visited by 7% of visitors to msn.com. That still gives it over 10 times more monthly visitors than Slashdot. I find it hard to believe that that many people would choose search.msn.com over google voluntarily. They just use it because it's the default or because they typed an address wrong and IE sends them there automatically to get more ad exposures (it's almost worse than Verisign's SiteFinder).

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  4. Before anybody gets too worked up... by DeadSea · · Score: 5, Informative
    It does not appear that Google is seriously considering merging into Microsoft. Here are some links to stories (no registration required) and some quotes.

    The Ledger (NY Times business section) - Microsoft and Google: Partners or Rivals?
    'Microsoft - desperate to capture a slice of the popular and ad-generating search business - approached Google within the last two months to discuss options, including the possibility of a takeover.'

    Financial Times (business section) - Google approached by Microsoft for takeover
    'The approach "gained little traction" , according to the report, with Google indicating that it preferred to pursue an initial public offering.'

    CNN Money - Microsoft courting Google
    'Microsoft may still be interested in pursuing the Web search company at a later date' (The page title is 'Mr. Softee Courting Google' despite the article heading.)

    It appears that Microsoft is trying to threaten Google with "If you don't merge with us, we'll make MSN search built into Longhorn, and everybody will use it instead of you because they won't know any better." To Google's credit, they think they can do a better job, find new and interesting areas to innovate, and generally tell Microsoft to suck it. The real question remains: Will Google be as good once they are a public company?

    1. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 3, Funny

      The page title is 'Mr. Softee Courting Google' despite the article heading.

      That's because "Mister Softee" is the nickname for Microsoft among stock traders (from the symbol MSFT).

      I'm sure this is Melinda Gates' least favorite nickname for Bill...

    2. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The real question remains: Will Google be as good once they are a public company?

      There's good and bad with the going public thing... if controlling interest remains with the current head(s) of Google, they may operate the same way they do now. World Wrestling Entertainment, for example, went public, but the McMahon family has the controlling interest... so when other stockholders bitch at them they basically say "Oh, really? Too bad."

      One problem with that approach is that your stock price will go down with that attitude...

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    3. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn dude, that was fast. When I loaded /. there were no commnets at all, and by the time I had submitted a one line comment you already had this ready? That's a damn efficient use of the subscriber ability to see future stories to karma whore like a mofo.

    4. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by swordboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It does not appear that Google is seriously considering merging into Microsoft.

      I don't think that it would be up to google management. Since Microsoft has been recognized by the government, the matter would be up to the FTC. And I think that we all know that this would be an anti-competitive move.

      That said, I'm sure Microsoft could pay someone off but we would all find a new search engine once Microsoft ruined google and the employees leave to start fresh.

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    5. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by DeadSea · · Score: 1
      Being a subscriber does have its advantages. ;-)

      I actually started this as an email to daddypants@slashdot.org saying "How could you write something so misleading?", but then I figured it would do more good as a commment.

    6. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by drooling-dog · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The real question remains: Will Google be as good once they are a public company?

      Or, will Google's Board of Directors even have the option of resisting a Microsoft bid once they're representing public shareholders?

    7. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by tsa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a nice idea. One day after the takeover of Google, all the engineers and other people responsible for the search engine quit their jobs and start a new company named Gooble or something.

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    8. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 1

      Google indicating that it preferred to pursue an initial public offering

      Well, what would you say if you were negotiating price? Generally an IPO raises more money than a sale (because the public is the greatest fool.) But it is not uncommon for a company to file an S-1, get a read from their ibankers for price and then sell the company to someone else. It would almost never make sense to sell before proceeding partway down the IPO path--how else could you get a feel for value?

      Couple that with the fact of the articles in the first place: these aren't the result of 'investigative journalism', there are too many for that (plus business stories almost never are.) These were placed by a PR professional. Why? There can be no other reason than to drum up a better offer.

      My rule of thumb is: when a company denies something, it will almost certainly take place. If it weren't going to, they would simply not comment.

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    9. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Szaman2 · · Score: 1

      It appears that Microsoft is trying to threaten Google with "If you don't merge with us, we'll make MSN search built into Longhorn, and everybody will use it instead of you because they won't know any better."

      That is a very good point, and indeed this would be very M$ like to come up with something like that. Hopefully thouh Google realizes two things:

      1. Longhorn won't come out anytime soon, and they have at least 3 years to prepare for this.

      2. MSN search sux and people WILL know better. Even the most clueless user will eventualy realize that fact and switch over to the faster, better and more reliable search engine.

      Why do they need Google anyway? Do I really need a built in search engine in my OS? Does anyone? Seriously, who needs a built in google powered search when the system has security holes as big as my house! Gotta love the way M$ prioritizes ther goals...

    10. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why Google would even want an IPO. I mean, isn't the point of going public to get money to spend on advertisement in order to drive revinue?

      Google doesn't really need that. Why go public unless you absolutely have to?

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    11. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by FreeUser · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm sure this is Melinda Gates' least favorite nickname for Bill...

      Perhaps she thought it up first? After all, "Microsoft" isn't the double entrendre it once was.

      OK, that was a little harsh, even for a world-dominator wannabe like convicted monopolist Billy Gates...

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    12. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by pmz · · Score: 1


      You know, since Google apparently isn't a public company yet (considering IPO), they still can tell anyone to piss off. However, once they have a place on a stock market, what's to prevent Microsoft from buying every share, no matter the price? (Price goes up, Microsoft pulls another billion from the money mine)

    13. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      it said they're only going to offer something like 10-15% to the public. guess they realize they need the controlling interest to keep control over their business.

      i don't see them totally telling their stockholders to suck it. they might do things that the stockholders don't agree with (like not sellout to MS), but in general, they have seemed to keep things pretty balanced there. that's what has made them what they are now... and i definitely don't see them selling out to MS. linux has been a big part of their business. if MS takes over, i don't think their search engine will be as good.

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    14. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With so many links to other articles - the real question remains why was the link in the slashdot article a NYT one which requires registration????

      Get this through your heads, nobody outside of the US respects the NYT. The only thing I can think of is that you have some form of dodgy partnering deal with them.

      Fuck the NYT and shitty corporate journalism, having to decide between shitty corporate journalism and the same again I will take the one that does not require registration.

    15. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by 3eyedlie · · Score: 1

      The board of directors will have the option to resist, if only because of the fact that Google is only making 15-20% of the stock public stock.

    16. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by jifl · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why Google would even want an IPO. I mean, isn't the point of going public to get money to spend on advertisements in order to drive revenue?

      Attracting investment might be important if Google wants to expand into horizontal markets. Google Linux anyone? Or how about Google pancake mix :-)

    17. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by snkline · · Score: 3, Informative

      Unfortunately, things arn't so cut and dried. Just because a group holds a controlling interest in a company does not mean that they can say 'suck it' to minority shareholders. Minority shareholders have rights, and there are lots of lawsuits out there where the minority shareholders sue to have their way (essentially if they can show that the people in control of the company arn't acting in the best interest of all the shareholders they can have the courts intervene.) I can imagine Microsoft buying up a sizable stake in Google, and miring them in lawsuits using their $40 billion in cash... Of course that could just be my prejudece against MS talking.

    18. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by drgroove · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft is a pretty bad double entendre - but, then again so is UNIX (which has almost the exact same pronunciation as eunuchs, which means "a castrated man".

    19. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by AntiOrganic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wishful thinking. With the acquisition of the company come all the patents and technologies associated with the Google brand. They'd have to reimplement everything, from scratch, without infringing upon any of Microsoft's newly-acquired patents.

    20. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by henrygb · · Score: 1
      MSN search sux

      Probably - I do not use it - but it provides diversity.

      One of my pages get over half its hits direct from MSN. It is typically 15th choice which puts it at the bottom of the page, but better than 55th on Google for the same search term. The page was 1st on AOL a couple of years ago, but lost its way when AOL was "enhanced by Google".

    21. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes but what makes you so sure what the Google people don't really, REALLY want is some of those MSFT billions?

    22. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by BigGerman · · Score: 1
      >>generally tell Microsoft to suck it
      And they will just keep adding zeroes to their offer until Google founders buckle.
      Something like 40B in cash / MS stock got to do the trick.
      let's face it - even if Google can raise that much in stock offering it would not be the same: by accepting MS offer, the founders and hundreds of people who worked so hard to make Google what it is today can retire millionairs.
      This is just matter of time.

      Distributed, peer-to-peer search engine is our only hope.

    23. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      The same thing that allows them to tell anyone to piss off now. Being public just means that there is an exchange available for trading (it's a bit more complex, but we can ignore those complexities for now) if people don't want to buy or sell it doesn't have to trade. Think of it like being put on the shelf at Walmart, being there gives a product the opportunity to trade, but if it's crappy enough no one will buy it, or if Walmart didn't want to sell it, they could hide it pretty well. A good example of this is Viacom or Comcast, they are public companies, but it would literally be impossible to have a hosile takeover of either, since the majority shareholders Summer Redstone and the Robert's family, respeecivly, control the voting rights to more than half the shares. Oracle would be a difficult target, Larry owns 20% of the company, meaning that you have to convince 63% of the remaining shareholders to sell. In Google's case, their future decisions depend on who owns the company now. The founders, and vcs probably each have a healty chunk and employees likely have a smaller stake. The VCs would probably sell their holdings after the lockout period, which would increase the number of shares that are available. If Google were added to the S&P 500, its likely after a year or two, since their a big name and valuation is expected to be north of $10B, they a healthy stake would be owned by index funds (figure 10-20% of the total investment money is indexed, largely to the 500, and they would probably own about that share of the company). Index funds almost always vote their shares as ISS (Institutional Shareholder Services) recommends, which might be enough to justify a merger, as it was for the HP Compaq merger.

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    24. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1
      • [...] we would all find a new search engine once Microsoft ruined google and the employees leave to start fresh.
      Well, to get into the Halloween spirit - it might not be so easy. Remember the issue when Netscape was big? IIRC, MS dug their own (temporary) grave on that one by ommitting the internet from their list of top 5 strategic priorities. Ever since it turned out that the 'net was getting bigger than they had expected, they've been trying to find a way in.

      In hindsight, it might not have been such a blunder after all. If they had not concentrated on the server OS and office apps, they'd look much worse compared to Linux than they do today - they still have 90%+ dominance on the desktop. And, as it is, the 'net has settled down to a certain degree, and it is now "known" where the key points are located. For instance: Hotmail is irrelevant - that was more or less a mistake - since most netizens get email services elesewhere (on the other hand, if Hotmail had not been acquired my MS, who knows ... but I digress). But for many things, Google is the 'net (or web & usenet, at least). The point is: Google might be irreplaceable. Maybe the 'net has settled down to such a degree that the Next Big Thing will necessarily be an incremental change in the way things work, and not a quantum leap / revolution. And if Google is acquired, the technology - irreplaceable due to IP - is acquired along with it. The Google techs may go, but they would have to leave their ball behind, and would be unable to recreate it elsewhere. If the web is Google, and Google is MS, then the web is MS.

      'Course, the above is all an overstatement, and it doesn't actually look likely the Google will die this particular horrible death - but that's no reason not to pray if so inclined.

      Happy Halloween. Or make that "terrible". Whatever.
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    25. Re: Before anybody gets too worked up... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > It appears that Microsoft is trying to threaten Google with "If you don't merge with us, we'll make MSN search built into Longhorn, and everybody will use it instead of you because they won't know any better."

      Hasn't MS been making noises about moving in as the #1 search engine?

      And isn't this the usual drill when MS is set on moving in on someone else's turf? Try to buy; if that fails, feign interest in cooperation so they can steal some technology and blindside their 'partner' when they roll out their own partner-killer.

      Ware ye, Google.

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    26. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by PrimeNumber · · Score: 1

      No she just calls him 'micro soft'.

    27. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by iBrian · · Score: 1
      It appears that Microsoft is trying to threaten Google with "If you don't merge with us, we'll make MSN search built into Longhorn, and everybody will use it instead of you because they won't know any better."

      Boy am I glad that Safari comes with a built in Google search :-p

    28. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by CaptBubba · · Score: 0
      So does that mean that they would have to use canaries instead of pigeons?

      Or would the whole avian family be covered by the patent?

    29. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      But I think Google will be able to convince the stockholders that their user-friendly policy will work better than profit-motivated policies. Google got a very good track record with that. And stockholders will hopefully see the light. One thing I would be interested to see is if they would have TV ads for Google (I hope not, since TV ads are expensive, and they are doing very well right now).

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    30. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Tho you can't really claim that M$ does what's in the best interests of its own shareholders as it is, at least not anymore. I own M$ stock, and my take on the XP activation debacle is that it, and their insane enterprise licensing schemes, are largely responsible for the current static state of M$ shares value (whereas per its historical performance, M$ stock *should* have doubled in value when XP was released). Not to mention their piddly notion of a dividend, once they finally got shamed into paying it.

      So, yeah, I can likewise see M$ turning on its own stock partners, if M$ believes that's the best way to "legally" (ie. without attracting DoJ notice) stifle the competition, and if that's not good for the stockholders, too flippin' bad!

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    31. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 2, Funny


      "That's because "Mister Softee" is the nickname for Microsoft among stock traders (from the symbol MSFT)."

      Shouldn't it be Miss Fart?

      --
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    32. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Dalcius · · Score: 1

      It appears that Microsoft is trying to threaten Google with "If you don't merge with us, we'll make MSN search built into Longhorn..."

      How is this different from now? Open IE, go to a bogus web address. Or, click search at the top. Or hit the start menu, search, and try to find a webpage.

      IE is an unfortunate requirement for part of my work. I almost fell out of my chair laughing/crying when I mistyped a web address, hit an MSN search complete with a pop-up add.

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      ~Dalcius
      Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
    33. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by hng_rval · · Score: 1

      Actually, when a company gets acquired the executives (and other employees) generally sign NDAs so they couldn't quit and start or work for another company in the field for at least two years.

      Microsoft vigorously defends their NDAs when it comes to acquisitions. I don't think we'll see a gooble anytime soon.

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    34. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true- It just doesn't make sense to have a company run a search engine when they have any other direct business.

      It'd be like fucking china, on GoogleM$, you search for OS X, and it comes back with results on 'How to switch to windows from OS X'...eh

    35. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by qtp · · Score: 1

      Will Google be as good once they are a public company?

      Probably not. (reference: VAResearch, ArsDigita, etc)

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    36. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google was mentioned on Smallville this week. Product placement is king.

    37. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got to be kidding. The Hotmail/MSN/Instant Messenger combo is the most valuable internet property in existence. It is more valuable than google, ebay, amazon, and yahoo combined. MSN is one of the top three content providers along Disney and Time Warner (AOL), and is closely tied with Disney on their most valuable online asset, ESPN.

      Microsoft has already won the instant messaging wars, thanks primarily to hotmail and of course Windows integration. They're leveraging that combo to win the content wars.

    38. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by jcast · · Score: 1

      If the people on that board are majority share holders, they have the option.

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      -- David D. Friedman
    39. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google is profit-motivated. Shareholders don't want to invest their money into some liberal feel-good experience, they want to receive a return on their investment. And that means creating value.

    40. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by pod · · Score: 1
      World Wrestling Entertainment, for example, went public, but the McMahon family has the controlling interest... so when other stockholders bitch at them they basically say "Oh, really? Too bad."

      Yeah, until someone wises up and organizes a shareholder lawsuit. As long as WWE makes money things are good, but all that can change overnight.

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    41. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > The point is: Google might be irreplaceable.

      I'd be most worried about Google Groups. The image search is neither original
      nor particularly vital. The directory is a pale shadow of Yahoo (albeit with
      less pervasive advertising). The web search is great, but we can find another
      web search engine to like. Google Groups is pretty much the only complete
      archive of usenet, as far as I am aware, a hugely valuable historical resource,
      to say nothing of its value as a way of finding information, and as such it is
      indeed irreplaceable.

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    42. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by jazuki · · Score: 1

      However, it's not quite as easy for minority shareholders to sue to have their way as you suggest and actually be successful. They pretty much have to prove fraud or gross negligence, though by the lesser "preponderance of evidence" standard that is active in civil suits.

      Disagreeing with a business decision by itself won't cut it in court.

      Otherwise, if they can control enough shares (say over 20%), they can gain a board seat and attempt to influence the company that way. Depending on what percentage of the shares of the company are externally held, they may even be able to wage a proxy fight. However, with only 10-15% being IPO'ed, it doesn't look like Google is going to be very vulnerable.

      Still, anyone know what percentage of Google is currently held by venture capital firms?

    43. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      There's always Nutch... (an open-source Google-like engine)

    44. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Actually, the directory is simply a reformatted version of the Open Directory, so MS would have to fight yet another OSS project to get control of Google's directory. Nutch looks like it could be the open source candidate, and AllTheWeb is the closed source candidate for a new search engine (it can search for audio or video). AllTheWeb doesn't have a Usenet search, but they do have a file search (think of putting ANYTHING in the filetype: parameter). Maybe Deja.com could buy Google Groups back (if GG were bought by Deja.com, the domain would be available - deja.com points to groups.google.com)...

    45. Re:Before anybody gets too worked up... by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're right. (Or maybe you're just taking the piss). From my perspective the Hotmail takeover was a showcase of MS's then-budding Passport(TM) system, that failed. What they did is take over Hotmail, then fail miserably A) to update the backend (was it 2 years + to get rid af the last trace of BSD?), and B) to update the service in in any significant manner. Two bad things about Hotmail as it is today: First, the limit is still at the original 2 MB, which, especially considering the bad spam filtering, is not enough for anybody's primary email address. Second, the tie-in with any non-web interface is locked to Outlook Express, and this for no good reason at all. They could have done POP.
      One result is that Hotmail turned from being a household word - as Google is today - to one of many web-based email systems, or rather, the worst of many, for those with any experience.
      Point: if Hotmail/MSN/Instant Messenger is indeed as valuable as you proport, then this has nothing to do with Hotmail the web-based email system alone. MS could have started with "Microsoft Webmail (TM)" and gotten the same result they have today, with the difference that then, they would have had to start at zero, rather than drag down the premier service of its time, to attain the solid mediocrity they have today.

      Use GMX
      :)

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  5. Kick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems like a kick in the teeth to the yay google opensource crown

  6. Wrong Holiday by _UnderTow_ · · Score: 1

    Hey, it's Halloween, Not April Fools.

    1. Re:Wrong Holiday by Petronius · · Score: 1

      I was going to post the exact same comment. Scary...

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  7. Good Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
    It's called Mergers and Acquisitions, and would make sense to acquire the leading search engine on the Internet.

    Exhibit 23000 why Microsoft is such a smart company and why they are at the top of the tech world.

    1. Re:Good Business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's called Mergers and Acquisitions, and would make sense to acquire the leading search engine on the Internet.

      Exhibit 23000 why Microsoft is such a smart company and why they are at the top of the tech world.

      They are smarter. Most companies would bungle and kill this goose that lays golden eggs in an attempt to extract value out of the deal.

      Not Microsoft; they would carefully genetically modify it so that it lays chunks of spam, breed it, and advertise that their OS comes with a "free golden goose in every box!".

  8. sorry, my throat... by buddha42 · · Score: 1, Funny

    [cough]bullshit[/cough]

  9. please say it isn't so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is terrible news!
    I love my google the way it is now, with no connection to Microsoft :(

  10. PLEASE GOD NOOOOO!!!!! by gricholson75 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Right now, despite the Scientology dust up, I, for the most part, trust Google's results. And I admire the way there ad system works.

    I doubt I could trust the results if Microsoft ran the show.

    1. Re:PLEASE GOD NOOOOO!!!!! by Shakrai · · Score: 1
      Right now, despite the Scientology dust up, I, for the most part, trust Google's results. And I admire the way there ad system works.

      I was amused by the way they handled the DCMA complaint about Kazaa-lite. If you search Google for "Kazaa lite" at the bottom of the page you'll see this at the bottom of the page.

      A link to the DCMA complaint itself with the URLs of the sites they were forced to remove from the index. Priceless! A nice big "Fuck you" and it's totally legal.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
  11. Man... by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    ...and I thought MS only had users by the balls.

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    FLR
  12. really? by Findel · · Score: 1, Funny

    MoogleSoft?

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    "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
    1. Re:really? by peaworth · · Score: 1

      More likely:
      ActiveTrueSearch
      or
      MyDirectSearches

  13. Panic!! by sCreeD · · Score: 0

    Mother God, make them stop!!!

    Weren't recently trying to out-Google Google?

    1. Re:Panic!! by bryanthompson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isn't microsoft's motto "if you can't beat 'em, buy 'em"?

      I doubt google's seriously going to sell their souls to microsoft, but it wouldn't suprise me too much if they were thinking about it. Who could resist that much money, honestly.

    2. Re:Panic!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt google's seriously going to sell their souls to microsoft, but it wouldn't suprise me too much if they were thinking about it. Who could resist that much money, honestly.

      They drove a truck full of money up to my house! I'm not made of stone!! [sob] [sob]

    3. Re:Panic!! by weileong · · Score: 1

      Isn't microsoft's motto "if you can't beat 'em, buy 'em"?

      But then won't they have to buy EVERYBODY?

    4. Re:Panic!! by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      Who could resist that much money, honestly.

      It all depends on which one you like more; Tons'O Money or Even More Money. If people who own Google aren't in it just as investors, and are already / will be making money (either via traditional profits and dividends, or through IPO), there might not be that much additional incentive to sell to the highest bidder; assuming there's also some negative side effects (ie. disliking Microsoft, either due to their behaviour or just trying to be a competitor).

      So basically it really depends on how hungry owners are -- when you are satiated, juicy beef isn't all that attractive.

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      I like paying taxes. With them I buy civilization -- Oliver Wendell Holmes
    5. Re:Panic!! by tigga · · Score: 1
      I doubt google's seriously going to sell their souls to microsoft,

      Well, it's enough just to sell stocks, who cares about soul?

  14. Be very afraid! by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Funny

    SEARCH: Linux

    Sorry, no results found! Did you mean "WINDOWS"?

    SEARCH: Anti-trust

    Sorry, no results found! Did you mean "CAPITALISM"?

    SEARCH: Bill Gates

    Sorry, no results found! Did you mean "YOUR NEW CORPORATE OVERLORD"?

    1. Re:Be very afraid! by beee · · Score: 1, Funny

      I bet these jokes are a big hit at your LUG

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    2. Re:Be very afraid! by MrSelfDestruct · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new corporate overlords

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    3. Re:Be very afraid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      somebody get the simpsons reference to the episode where homer went into space and mod this up

    4. Re:Be very afraid! by Spoing · · Score: 0
      I bet these jokes are a big hit at your LUG

      No, no they aren't.

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    5. Re:Be very afraid! by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1

      why are we going to mod something up when there are several thousand people making the same reference? it was funny for a little while, but now it's time to take off every zig.

    6. Re:Be very afraid! by pmz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      SEARCH: Anti-trust

      Sorry, no results found! Did you mean "CAPITALISM"?


      Funny, perhaps. However, the reality is that Microsoft broke the rules of the free market in the context of even a libertarian government, and they will face the consequences. They painted themselves into a corner, where companies like Red Hat, Sun, IBM, Lindows, etc. are standing outside the door smiling widely. Of course, this will play out over the next decade, but it is rather inevitable even without the Justice Department intervening.

    7. Re:Be very afraid! by MattRog · · Score: 1

      To carry the (dead) joke further:
      I for one welcome our new search-engine overlords.

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    8. Re:Be very afraid! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That brings up a good point. At what point does one cross over from "liberally interpreting" rules to outright illegal activity. We saw this with Enron, and WorldCom. They were so innured to working around the market, working around the regulators, working around their own people that by the end illegal seemed to them the only logicial path.

      And when you ask them, what did you want out of all this, the only answer you get back is more.

      We all secretly wish to rule the world. To have it all. We despise Bill for what he has that we do not every bit as much as for what he has done.

      We really have to stop that behavior, and in fact learn to want less. You heard me, less. This world is huge. It only becomes small in the eyes of conquerors and madmen. It we spent more time enjoying what is here, what is now, what is in our power to do at this very moment we would solve most of the world's problems.

      Of course, you know that already. Just as you rightfully forsee the downfall of the tyrant. How? Because history is littered with the broken carcasses of empires. Each one's destruction was seeded with the assumption that is was indestructable.

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    9. Re:Be very afraid! by snarkh · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...reality is that Microsoft broke the rules of the free market in the context of even a libertarian government

      What are the rules of a free market?

    10. Re:Be very afraid! by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      I don't see how Microsoft's anti-competitive tactics fall under either "force" or "fraud". Certainly, there's nothing in a Libertarian system to prevent monopolies from forming.

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    11. Re:Be very afraid! by pmz · · Score: 1

      What are the rules of a free market?

      Well, money sets those rules, whatever they are. In the context of government, things like extortion, murder, etc. are disallowed from those rules. The combination of a free market with sufficient government to prevent anarchy is quite amazing, as the growth of the pre-socialist USA will show in the history books.

    12. Re:Be very afraid! by pmz · · Score: 1

      I don't see how Microsoft's anti-competitive tactics fall under either "force" or "fraud".

      They lied. A lot.

      How's that for starters?

      Certainly, there's nothing in a Libertarian system to prevent monopolies from forming.

      Actually, the market is beginning to work itself from under the Microsoft desktop monopoly. Even without new "for the children" legislation, multiple companies are stepping forward to take on customers dissappointed and/or angry with their experiences with Microsoft.

    13. Re:Be very afraid! by spitzak · · Score: 1

      I'm under the impression that lying is allowed under a pure Libertarian system. In theory others will detect the lies and correct them.

      To be truthful, Microsoft is starting to rely more and more on government intervention. Primarily laws against reverse engineering, corporate espinoage, copyrights, and the DMCA. I think all this would not exist under a pure Libertarian system. Thus Libertarians can make a good argument that even a monopoly like Microsoft could fall.

      Personally I am not a big fan of Libertarians, but they do have consistent arguments. There are also variations on pure Libertarianism where there are some government rules, for instance copyrights would exist, or there would be laws against monopolies (which can resemble governments in their control over people's lives).

    14. Re:Be very afraid! by nkabir · · Score: 1

      The benefits of a free market are derived from its transparency. Resources are driven to where they fetch the best price. The idea is that scores of market participants will better allocate their funds to needed resources than any centralized planning bureau. When market participants act to reduce transparency by colluding behind the scenes, spreading false information, etc. they impede the free market from working.

      So to answer your question, any behavior that reduces market transparency should be prohibited.

    15. Re:Be very afraid! by snarkh · · Score: 1
      So to answer your question, any behavior that reduces market transparency should be prohibited.

      How do monopolies reduce market transparency?

    16. Re:Be very afraid! by grasshoppah · · Score: 1

      just this once I'm not so sure that I for one welcome my new corporate overlord

    17. Re:Be very afraid! by actiondan · · Score: 1

      Monopolies impede the efficiency of the free markey because they remove the element of choice - in order for the free market to work properly, consumers have to have a choice of providers for whatever goods or services they want to buy.

      A monopoly can impede transparency by abusing their position to spread false information about any potential competitors, locking their customers into unfairly binding contracts,

      A monopoly may also act to make their products difficult to integrate with - this could be seen as acting against transparency - witholding such fundamental information about a product that is (presumably in the case of a trye monopoly) universal would greatly harm a free market.

      Also, monopolies tend to arise *because* of a lack of transparency in the market. Intellectual property laws that allow a monolpoly to arise are a good example of this. Thus, in many situations, a monolpoly is a symptom of a lack of transparency as well as a potential cause of it.

      I find it difficult to see how a monopoly could arise in a true free market - competitors would always arise. On the other hand, I find it hard to see how a true free market could ever work...

      Dan.

    18. Re:Be very afraid! by snarkh · · Score: 1
      in order for the free market to work properly, consumers have to have a choice of providers

      Free market is not about consumer choice. It is about being able to enter the market and trade freely.

      A monopoly can impede transparency by abusing their position to spread false information about any potential competitors, locking their customers into unfairly binding contracts.

      Assuming the consumer are rational, they should be able to disregard the misleading information. Surely a competitor who does not have a binding contract would appear very attractive.

      Also, monopolies tend to arise *because* of a lack of transparency in the market. appear very attractive.

      Interesting thought but I would like to see some justification.

      On the other hand, I find it hard to see how a true free market could ever work...

      Agreed.

    19. Re:Be very afraid! by DarkVein · · Score: 1
      1. Do not threaten the freeness of the market.
      2. Use accumulated labor to improve the means of living labour.
      3. Where it does not interfere with Rules #1 and #2, use excess living labour (surplus) to improve the exchange value of accumulated labour.

      Rule #3 is the domain of rent-seeking and monopolies. It is the thing which Karl Marx and Adam Smith (and the rest of the pre-20th century ecconomists) feared most about free markets and capitalism. Rule #3 is the domain of stock [option] trading, copyrights, patents, and anti-competitive/exclusionary business practices.

      Microsoft broke the first two rules.

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  15. Google Search: Linux by rjelks · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Your search - Linux - did not match any documents. No pages were found containing "Linux". Suggestions: - Make sure all words are spelled correctly. - Try different keywords. - Try more general keywords. Also, you can try Google Answers for expert help with your search.

  16. av.com by mirko · · Score: 1

    Let's get back too the ROOTS: Besides this political aspect (Google who claimed they were using Linux will only see their service's quality lower after Kro tell them to drop it for some NTXPCE2003 stuff), av.com is also much more reliable when it comes to filter requests (+url=tompox -link:mirko +toto* ...).
    BTW, if you look for "end the" (qquotes included) on AV.com, you'll get the expected results.
    In Google, some ""the end" will appear within the top 10 results...

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    1. Re:av.com by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      yet "av.com" is already slashdotted (after like 20 posts! wow, impressive), and probably doesn't have 1% of the sites indexed that google does...does it cache? Wouldn't know - it won't come up right now.

      Its easy to give impressive results to few people on a small sample of data. What is really impressive is to continue giving good results on a large amount of data, while caching it, and being able to handle a bazillion people. Yes, a bazillion. All the while maintaining a semi-ad-free revenue model that makes things mostly painless.

    2. Re:av.com by mirko · · Score: 1

      What do you mean ? Altavista is NOT slashdotted at this moment ?!

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    3. Re:av.com by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      well then its darn slow. I gave it a good 30 seconds, and nothin was there.

    4. Re:av.com by croddy · · Score: 0
      I already don't like it.

      Did you mean: cruddy

    5. Re:av.com by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      Reading the other comments, it appears "av.com" is supposed to be AltaVista. I can't get av.com to come up either, but Altavista.com I had no problem with.

      Interestingly, this link works too, the original link for it back when Altavista was just a technology demo.

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  17. Assuming this is true, what are the alternatives? by Attitude+Adjuster · · Score: 0

    I'm hoping this is bogus, but if its not, what search engine out there offers similar power and quality? Netscape search has sucked for years now. Lycos seemed to go down hill before that even...

  18. Hrm. by Geekenstein · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice sensationalist headline there. MS said they were interested, Google politely said no. I see no "consideration" there.

    Of course, the whole point of the subject was to draw comments like this, so nice troll submitter, and nice troll to the admin who approved it.

    Also seen in the headlines:

    US Government considers merger with MS, Apple considers merger with MS, and GWB considers quitting presidency and working at Mickey D's.

    Fun, isn't it?

    1. Re:Hrm. by KingDaveRa · · Score: 1

      I think I have to agree with you. Today seems like a slow news day (nothing new since this morning, about 6 hours ago).

      Things like this go on all the time behind closed doors though. Rumour and speculation have taken over real facts here I think.

    2. Re:Hrm. by ITeacher · · Score: 0
      Glad I'm not the only one reading the Weekly World News...

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    3. Re:Hrm. by lysium · · Score: 1
      When an editor approves sensationalist copy, it is called professional journalism , not trolling...

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    4. Re:Hrm. by Blimey85 · · Score: 1
      Google politely said no.

      That's not exactly how it happened. I think the phrase used was more like this:

      Go FUCK Yourselves!!!

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    5. Re:Hrm. by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      > so nice troll submitter, and nice troll to the admin who approved it.

      Hey fellas, post some pics! We wanna see those costumes!

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    6. Re:Hrm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is that you BILL?

  19. If you cant beat them buy them by pvt_medic · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well it reminds me of the simpsons episode when homer starts and ISP and microsoft just buys them out.

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    1. Re:If you cant beat them buy them by finkployd · · Score: 1

      "Oh, they have the internet on computers now"
      -Homer

      Finkployd

    2. Re:If you cant beat them buy them by Michael_Burton · · Score: 1

      it reminds me of the simpsons episode when homer starts and ISP and microsoft just buys them out.

      If I remember correctly, Microsoft doesn't actually buy out Homer's company. Bill Gates arrives with a couple thugs and says, "Acquire his company, boys." Homer expresses shock at Gates' violent methods, and Gates replies "I didn't get this rich by writing a lot of checks."

      Of course, The Simpsons is a work of fiction.

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  20. now this? by mike77 · · Score: 1
    First they are considering an IPO and going public, and now they want to merge with M$?

    did they just wake up one day and decide, "we've been the best for a long time now, why don't we find some ways to really suck for a while?"

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    1. Re:now this? by DeadOpossum · · Score: 0

      If you can't beat 'em, consume 'em

  21. First post merger search would be... by theinfobox · · Score: 1

    ...for a non-MS owned search engine. Based on the horrible search results and the pop-up ads I get with MSN search, I would definitely be looking at search engine alternatives. Right now, I use Google for 95% of searches I do.

  22. I would rather by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    I would rather they stay privately held rather than go down a path where micros soft can buy them out. Just my personal opinion.

    The siren call of all that money is tempting. but the danger is that you end up loosing all control. I am sure there are many former dot.com founders who have interesting tales of caution along this line.

    I do not want google to become another thing to be looted by a bunch of investment types or by MS.

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  23. And Saddam will be GWB's V.P. candidate. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1, Funny


    Whew!!!! Slashdot Halloween scare story!

    1. Re:And Saddam will be GWB's V.P. candidate. by LilMikey · · Score: 1

      Why not, he's the one guy that could get GWB re-elected. How much you want to bet he ends up captured about next September.

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    2. Re:And Saddam will be GWB's V.P. candidate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Howard Dean was the one guy that could get GWB re-elected.

  24. I can see the errors now... by hookedup · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft JET Database Engine error '80004005' Could not find file 'C:\inetpub\wwwroot\google\search.mdb'.

  25. There's an artical about by Pingular · · Score: 1

    Microsoft possible buying Google in this week's Guardian. I think this would be a terrible thing, as Google is an excellent service, and if Microsoft got hold of it it would almost complete their monopoly on such things, completely eliminating their only real competitor.

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  26. The Apocalypse is near! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Google,

    Dear GAWD PLEASE DON'T DO THIS! Your search engine friggin rocks and I really don't want Microshaft to screw it up as they did with Hotmail. I will give money for you not to do this. Seriously.

    Yours truly,

    Anonymous Coward

  27. If this happens, here's the procedure : by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Mozilla:

    - Go to Edit --> Preferences --> Navigator
    - Put www.altavista.com, www.webcrawler.com, www.yahoo.com (ah no, that's powered by google) in "Home Page"
    - Edit your bookmark and remove similar google.com links as search engines.

    Or even better, system-wise:

    - Edit /etc/hosts
    - Insert the following lines in it:

    www.google.com 127.0.0.1

    Additionally, you can add that in /etc/profile:

    alias ping="ping -f www.google.com"


    Hope this helps. Mind you, I suspect this story is a huge troll. But then again, knowing google, maybe not ...

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    1. Re:If this happens, here's the procedure : by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      yahoo is no longer powered by google

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    2. Re:If this happens, here's the procedure : by cpmte · · Score: 1
      /etc/hosts:
      www.google.com 127.0.0.1

      /etc/profile:
      alias ping="ping -f www.google.com"
      Or in other words, ping -f 127.0.0.1 ? That would do a lot of good.
  28. MS Google 2004 Enterprise Edition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now with new client licenses.

  29. Re:This is a good thing! by DeadSea · · Score: 4, Funny

    More bandwidth, processing power, and resources. I hope this goes through ASAP.

    I hate to disagree, but ff Microsoft were to buy Google and start running it, wouldn't it go through ASP?

  30. Nooo.. by adeyadey · · Score: 1

    the humanity!

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  31. not right away by nystul555 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Thankfully, according to the article Google has decided to NOT sell out to Microsoft.

    "While the overture appears to have gained little traction - Google indicated that it preferred the initial offering route, the executives said"

    However they indicated it could happen in the future -

    "Though seemingly spurned, Microsoft may still be interested in pursuing Google at a later date, according to an executive briefed on the discussions"

    This would be very troubling if MS did buy Google at some point. Google may have turned them away now, but one they have gone public a hostile takeover could be in the works. Heaven help us if they do - the last thing I would want to see is MS controlling the best search engine out there.

  32. Even if Google refuses Microsoft's offers and... by Talonius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...goes public instead can't Microsoft simply begin buying shares of Google to gain "ownership" of the company? Or, worse yet, Microsoft can simply make an offer that's really a damned good offer and the shareholders of Google - who will not be as staunch on the ethical grounds of "Don't sell obnoxious ads" and "Don't do something just to do it" and "Money is nice, but not everything." - will approve the merger with Microsoft?

    At least when you're a private firm these things are controlled by the vision of a few people who agree on things and a not a fractured group who are, for the most part, out to make a buck.

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  33. And Homer says: by the_skywise · · Score: 1, Funny

    Correction, were powered by Linux, Lisa, were.

    hmmm... Googles of donuts... auauguuuggghhh

  34. your planet is doomed! DOOOOOMED! by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Funny

    In that case, will Microsoft be embedding a Python interpreter into all their apps from now on? Death to .NET!

  35. Entering the search engine market by z_gringo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They've been trying desparately to get into this market for quite some time. It's not actually too surprising that Microsoft would be interested in teaming up with Google. Microsofts attempts at search engines just can't compare with google. If they did team up, I doubt seriously that they would make any sort of effort to convert it to a windows platform or anything.

    If they do team up, I sure hope they fix that crap in IE that re-routes me to this:

    "We can't find "doesnotexist.c0m"

    You can try again by typing the URL in the address bar above.
    Or, search the Web:

    Go to MSN Search to see complete results for "doesnotexist.c0m".


    A re-route to google would be far less annoying.

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    1. Re:Entering the search engine market by pmz · · Score: 1

      Microsofts attempts at search engines just can't compare with google.

      $40 billion, and yet they can't match a startup from a dorm room?

    2. Re:Entering the search engine market by Kircle · · Score: 1

      If they did team up, I doubt seriously that they would make any sort of effort to convert it to a windows platform or anything.

      Are you sure? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they do something like this when they bought Hotmail?

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    3. Re:Entering the search engine market by Reziac · · Score: 1

      So why not pay google a suitable fee, make MSN search point at google, and slap their own MSN interface on it if they feel a need to keep their own branding?

      A: cuz you can't control a system you merely subscribe to rather than own.

      (As M$ well knows, given their push toward "subscribing" to software rather than buying it.)

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    4. Re:Entering the search engine market by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Why are you still using IE?

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    5. Re:Entering the search engine market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, even if you couldn't stop using Windows you could stop using IE.

  36. Why buy Google? by JamesP · · Score: 1

    I mean, everybody knows it's better with the Butterfly...

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  37. Maybe they are scared by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they are scared of Microsoft? We already know MS wants to (or has) build a search engine clone of Google. Maybe google doesn't want to confront MS on this turf so they go with the age old adage, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

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  38. Two observations: by jcknox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First: I wonder how long it will take MS to figure out how to move Google to Windows. Remember the fiasco surrounding Hotmail's move from BSD (I think) to Windows?

    Second: I can see the top 5 results from a search for "Linux" now:

    1. Independent study shows Windows more secure than Linux
    2. How to lower TCO by switching from Linux to Windows
    3. Linux for terrorists, says expert.
    4. Nazis retake Germany, install Linux
    5. Linux bad for innovatoin, says expert panel.

    Of course, all of these links will be to "archived" versions of "authentic" articles on a MS server somewhere.

    Seriously. If we can't trust the MS marketing engine to be honest about their products, how can we trust them to keep their grubby fingers out of search results?

    At least we'll still have alltheweb.com.

    1. Re:Two observations: by Hettch · · Score: 1

      well, first, MS better figure out how to move their own servers from linux to windows since a simple search on the site in the article for microsoft.com returned:
      The site www.microsoft.com is running Microsoft-IIS/6.0 on Linux.

    2. Re:Two observations: by leifm · · Score: 1

      That's a function of Microsoft using Akamai to cache their sites. Rest assured that Microsoft themselves have been running 2003 Server for quite some time now.

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    3. Re:Two observations: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Searh for Linux on the various versions of msn search (msn.com,msn.de,msn.co.uk) and tell me if you find anything fishy.

    4. Re:Two observations: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft can't run their own webservers without the help of Linux (via Akiamiaima or whatever the fuck its called) so how the hell they are going to run one of the most resource-intensive sites on teh interweb is beyond me.

    5. Re:Two observations: by RocketSHE · · Score: 1

      >Remember the fiasco surrounding Hotmail's move from BSD (I think) to Windows?

      Hmm, how did that go anyway? Did they ever finish that?

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    6. Re:Two observations: by nohup.out · · Score: 1

      Hotmail runs(ran) on Solaris. Not sure if they still are or not.

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    7. Re:Two observations: by MS · · Score: 2, Informative
      No, they didn't finish the migration.
      • the mail Database is still running on Sun-boxes with Oracle
      • e-mail and ads are still handled by FreeBSD-boxes with Apache.
      • only the (most visible) front-end WebServers are now running Win2K (it took about 3 years to migrate them)
      You can find detailed descriptions of how Microsoft migrated the front-end Webservers from FreeBDS to Win2K. The rest doing the horse-work was not migrated, and probably never will.

      My 2c.

    8. Re:Two observations: by jez_f · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't know. Stopped using hotmail as soon as they started trying and hotmail stopped working.

    9. Re:Two observations: by Nintendork · · Score: 1
      You know, everyone seems to love mentioning the FreeBSD to Windows 2000 switch and refer to it as a fiasco. I've been using Hotmail since 96 and I had very few problems during the "fiasco" I think the worst of it was the half dozen times I couldn't login to my account for a few hours. If that's the "fiasco" that everyone is referring to, then I throw in the towel when it comes to a complete platform migration for a 24/7 operation with an 80-something node cluster.

      -Lucas

    10. Re:Two observations: by jcknox · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry I confused you. The fiasco was not so much for the users that couldn't use the system, but for the MS marketing folks that had to admit over and over again that they couldn't get their zillion dollar Windows solution to duplicate what a bunch of FREE FreeBSD stuff was doing.

    11. Re:Two observations: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go to www.msn.com and type "linux operating system" in their search box.
      It looks like they are already doing it...

      1 Amazon.com
      Buy Linux operating system at the Amazon.com software store.
      www.amazon.com

      2 Introducing Linux
      Find the latest news and information on this operating system.
      tech.msn.com

      3 Alternatives to Linux-Apache-MySQL-PHP
      Learn about the Microsoft alternatives and how to move to them from open source products.
      www.microsoft.com/serviceproviders/migr ation

    12. Re:Two observations: by tigga · · Score: 1
      4. Nazis retake Germany, install Linux

      That would be OpenBSD, not Linux ;))

  39. Time to find a new search engine then... by shades66 · · Score: 1

    I wonder what wonderfull features MS will add?

    * Requires fully patched IE (Inc all DRM)
    * Requires Win XP, 3.2Ghz Intel or better, 512Mb + , DX9 Graphics card
    * Requires DRM Hardware + Active X + cookies
    * Free virus execution
    * Requires a Microsoft Passport (Or .NET Passport)
    * Works occasionally
    * Works slower and strangly lacks a lot of linux links

    DONT DO IT GOOGLE...

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  40. Microsoft may be interested in the search engine.. by pulse2600 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...but they may be more interested in the coders. If they were to merge, I'm sure the people who develop google will also be handed work on Microsoft.com, maybe even new versions of Windows, IE, and Office. Bill sees the creativity and skill of Google's employees and would surely want some of that in Microsoft products.

  41. April Fools year round with Slashdot by brlewis · · Score: 4, Troll
    Reading the article, the Slashdot summary seems an exaggeration:
    Though seemingly spurned, Microsoft may still be interested in pursuing Google at a later date, according to an executive briefed on the discussions. Both Google and Microsoft executives refused to comment.

    Or perhaps Slashdot is celebrating some other holiday that involves scaring people.

    1. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by saden1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "...merger with Microsoft." ???

      You don't merge with Microsoft, they simply take you over.

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    2. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by anoopsinha · · Score: 1

      As the parent post says, isn't the /. summary a bit premature?
      But still, it would be wise to be cautious, who knows what the next offer to Google might be? An offer they can't refuse?
      Anyway, its nice to know we do have some alternatives: the open source search engine Nutch is in its larval stage. Lets hope they get it up and running before some company with plans for WORLD DOMINATION takes over Google!

    3. Re: April Fools year round with Slashdot by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > You don't merge with Microsoft, they simply take you over.

      But you rarely end up welcoming your new Redmondian overlords.

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    4. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by BrynM · · Score: 5, Funny

      The proper term is assimilated.

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    5. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      "Yes, Peter, but you've forgotten about Marjorie."
      "Marjorie?!"
      "She's got the pope eating out of her goddamned hand!"

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      Or however that went.

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    6. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by Ricardo+Lima · · Score: 1

      Trick or treat! :P

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    7. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      You don't merge with Microsoft, they simply take you over.

      No, what they do is act like they are interested in buying a company out so the prospective "suckers" will tell them all their secrets, then they go off having learned everything about the technology and build the features into the next version of one of their products.

      Hopefully, the folks at Google were wise to the game, it's not exactly a new one by now.

    8. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by 1773000g · · Score: 1

      Funny, in a Seattle Times article earlier this year, Allchin compares his vision to google, "Compared to My Vision, [Google's] Pathetic"

      http://www.boosman.com/blog/archives/000368.html

    9. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by damiam · · Score: 3, Funny

      I seem to recall reading somewhere that Google could possibly buy Microsoft if they really wanted to and their IPO worked out well.

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    10. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by Drakonian · · Score: 2, Informative

      You've got to be kidding me. Microsoft has to be hundreds or thousands of times larger than Google in terms of worth.

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    11. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by arekq · · Score: 1

      You are right, considering what they've done to hotmail.

    12. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's even more info over at Groklaw concerning this, BTW.

    13. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's talking worth of the respective companies' products and services ;)

    14. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by saden1 · · Score: 1

      Google is talking 15 billion, M$ is worth 314.57B and has 50B in cash!!!! It is by far the riches company in the world. Frankly, it could do anything it wants and buy anyone, including some of the big boys. About the only companies it can swallow are GE, IBM, and Intel. The only think keeping them at bay is anti-trust laws.

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    15. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by evilWurst · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, that's not entirely true. Microsoft has 40 billion or so in the bank, but a buyout would involve buying *stock*, which is worth a lot less than that (though still worth a lot).

      Google would have to buy over half those shares - a single share over half would be enough - to take over the company. This would be extremely expensive, but it is possible. Basically, Google doesn't have to buy Microsoft in the physical property sense of paying the entire value of the item. They just have to buy majority control over Microsoft. For corporations, that's the same thing as buying them outright.

    16. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by tc · · Score: 1

      Having a large amount of cash makes you easier to buy, because the purchaser can use your cash reserve to finance the takeover - once they've bought you, the cash is theirs. The effective amount of money you need to raise to purchase a firm outright is the market cap minus the cash reserves of the target company.

    17. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      So google would still need to pony up with 107B of cash (half MS market cap minus cash), which is still way out of their reach.

      Even though in many cases 30% is considered to be a controlling interest (because the other shareholders are usually divided), it's not a sure thing and any bank will be wary to lend you the 50B if they are not 100% sure that you will be able to get them back.

    18. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by TheMidget · · Score: 2, Informative
      Microsoft has 40 billion or so in the bank, but a buyout would involve buying *stock*, which is worth a lot less than that (though still worth a lot).

      Actually, as of yesterday afternoon, Microsoft's market capitalization (number of outstanding shares times price of one share) was 282.44B, which is a tad more than the 40B in the bank.

      Moreover, if there was a takeover bid, the price would certainly rise, makeing the deal even more expensive.

      Google doesn't have to buy Microsoft in the physical property sense of paying the entire value of the item.

      Actually, the book value (physical property: buildings, equipment, cash reserver, IP, ...) would probably be less than market capitalization. If this were not the case, an enterprising businessman would already have bought MSFT and sold the parts... Such incidents where common during the 1970's oil crisis years in Europe.

    19. Re:April Fools year round with Slashdot by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      To carry that further:

      They acquire the secrets, build them into the next release, wait for the lawsuit, then buy the company out as a settlement.

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  42. Search results by mxpengin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Search Results for linux :

    1) Guide to Migrating to Windows from UNIX and Linux
    2) Windows Services for UNIX 3.0 Product Overview
    3) 247804 - How to Remove Linux and Install Windows on Your Computer
    .... I really hope this doesnt happen ....

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    1. Re:Search results by wes33 · · Score: 1

      That's not funny

      search the msn.com (american) site and get all of 419 hits for linux (compared to millions for google) hit number 4 is
      Alternatives to Linux-Apache-MySQL-PHP

    2. Re:Search results by phallstrom · · Score: 1
  43. If you can't beat 'em buy 'em / Apple affected??? by adzoox · · Score: 1

    I have never really had any problems with M$'s policy of ... "If you can't beat 'em, buy 'em out" - I wish more companies made aquisitions and injected cash into their business model. The only problem is that usually Microsoft will buy out a company then close or proprietize the format. There are other posts here meant to be funny, saying, "Great, now they'll make only Internet Explorer compatible" The only concern I would have here is if Apple has the Google toolbar integrated into Safari and Apple Users going to Google pages and seeing Wintel ads - maybe there would be a special portal for Apple Users.

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  44. Here we go by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

    I consider the chances of Google selling out right up there with Slashdot selling out.

    Oops. My bad.

    I do hope that Google decides for the common person, but history and greed tend to rule this out.

    I can see the flames now.

    1. Re:Here we go by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      I want to quantify my post by saying I am an avid supporter of Slashdot, Thats why I tossed money for a subscription.

  45. Don't be Evil? by jmi · · Score: 1, Funny

    Won't this violate their own "Don't be evil" rule?

  46. Gee Thanks... by veddermatic · · Score: 1

    I was having a good day until I read this. Now I'm sick to my stomach. /me checks calendar again to make sure it's not April 1st.

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  47. Re:Assuming this is true, what are the alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DogPile is pretty good, and easy to remember...
    www.dogpile.com

  48. Google is MS in search engine market by News+for+nerds · · Score: 1

    Google may go IE-exclusive, but it's chance for other search services, considering current situation of search engine services. Google is too long on its throne, and it is not so different from MS dominant desktop market, which is unusual. It's good time for alternative to rise up, though the patent on Google may prevent it somehow.

  49. Re:Even if Google refuses Microsoft's offers and.. by musikit · · Score: 0

    i beleive that is called a corporate take over. and it's a problem every public co. has.

  50. covering all the franchise bases... by leftie · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...Release your anger. Feel the power of the dark side..."

  51. microsoft strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A hypothetical plan: Microsoft could simply ban the google site from internet explorer, and deny users from connecting to the google ip address. (maybe they could call it a new anti-google patch). Whats the public going to do? all switch to macs? or run linux? The average american IQ is much to low to do that. Sure there'd be screaming and bitchin, but in the end, msn search would be shoved down the throats of the public forcefully, and google would revert to a small time site for a niche market. Btw. google is doing the same thing right now by caving to RIAA demands and taking kazaa off their search list. Bitches!!

  52. News + Search Engines Logical Combination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear the NY Post, in an attempt to compete on a traffic basis, merge with www.goatse.cx.

    Breaking News!

  53. CLAP CLAP!! Great job Taco by tanveer1979 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Grrreat, I will give slashdot credit. My dependable source of news. News for Nerds stuff that matters. Or should be rename it, to 'Gossip for nerds'.

    The article says M$ approached google for purchase and were told to get lost. And slashdot says Google considering to merg with M$. Agreed you editors are busy people but please do atleast a little research before posting anything. Or you just dont care maybe?

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    1. Re:CLAP CLAP!! Great job Taco by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it still is rather amusing to read all the indignant posts out here, which I suspect was the submitter's main intent :-D

    2. Re:CLAP CLAP!! Great job Taco by leifm · · Score: 0

      It's kind of funny, you can check out news.com.com in the morning and predict most of the day on slashdot, and in most cases the kind of posts those stories will generate as well.

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    3. Re:CLAP CLAP!! Great job Taco by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Agreed you editors are busy people but please do atleast a little research before posting anything. Or you just dont care maybe?

      Of course they care.

      Which is likely to generate more page views?:
      "Google Considering Merger with Microsoft"
      or
      "Google Not Really Interested in Merging with Microsoft"

      How does Slashdot generate revenue?
      How does CmdrTaco put food on the table?

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    4. Re:CLAP CLAP!! Great job Taco by rk · · Score: 1

      So, in other words, the editors are trolls.

    5. Re:CLAP CLAP!! Great job Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you look really closely at it, the /. articles TOPIC is "Google Considering Merger With Microsoft" and then a few lines later it says "Google MAY BE considering a merger with Microsoft". Seems kinda stupid to me to write two different things in the same article.

    6. Re:CLAP CLAP!! Great job Taco by isorox · · Score: 1

      Front page of London's evening paper had this story too

      P.S. Anyone getting a lot of 500 server errors lately?

    7. Re:CLAP CLAP!! Great job Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look Mr.Handwringer you don`t cut the "bastered" any slack. if you do will all end up wearing M$ soap-on-a-rope get it?

  54. Tactical? by brrrrrrt · · Score: 1

    I really hope this is a tactical PR move by Google to sell more stock when they start selling shares on the net.

    It sure would work for me! The horrendous idea of Microsoft 0wning Google!
    Look at the ugly, bloated, slow, insecure, spamful and formerly nice, friendly, fast service that Hotmail has turned into since they were assimilated by the Evil One of Redmond.

  55. Resistance is futile, indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Welcome to the collective.

  56. Offer They Can't Refuse by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's clear that Microsoft recognizes the value of Google's technology.

    I don't know about you, but my web browsing relies heavily on Google to find sites that I will look at. I mean, that level of reliance is almost like how I rely on libc . And any businesses that I might find on the other end probably consider high Google rank worth a lot of money.

    Microsoft, of course, loves to be in a position where people and businesses have to rely upon them heavily. It's potentially quite profitable.

    Until now, people have relied on Google's goodwill not to use their powerful position unfairly. Since there are monetary incentives for Googles business to "manage" those searches differently, I'm alway apprehensive and would be appalled if a company with Microsoft's track record were to gain that additional power (as if they aren't sufficiently powerful now).

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    1. Re:Offer They Can't Refuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until now, people have relied on Google's goodwill not to use their powerful position unfairly

      Hahaha. LOL. Obviously you've never tried to start an internet business and come head-to-head with Google's power and unfairness. Once you're a business, Google will shaft you soon as look at you. There is nothing fair about commercial Google rankings. You pay or you don't get listed.

    2. Re:Offer They Can't Refuse by pmz · · Score: 1

      my web browsing relies heavily on Google to find sites that I will look at.

      Even more important than Google's practical value is that UNIX/Linux/BSD+X Window System+Mozilla+Google is a 100% Microsoft-free web browsing and searching software stack that works very very well. If it comes down to Google will be bought, then someone needs to get into a bidding war with Microsoft...

    3. Re:Offer They Can't Refuse by PiratePTG · · Score: 1
      >I don't know about you, but my web browsing relies heavily on Google...

      I don't know about you, but Google is my HOMEPAGE... If Mickey$oft were to take Google over, I'd go back to AltaVista...

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    4. Re:Offer They Can't Refuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure there are other good search engines. But Google bought out the DejaNews archive. They're the only game in town for Usenet information going back in time when the net was full of intelligent people trading useful information. Where are we gonna get that when Microslime covers that with adverts?

    5. Re:Offer They Can't Refuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people don't search the internet anymore. They click on links on their browse's homepage, or open headlines from their Instant Messenger.

    6. Re:Offer They Can't Refuse by pod · · Score: 1
      It's clear that Microsoft recognizes the value of Google's technology.

      Microsoft recognizes the value of Google's online search and advertising market share. Technology has little to do with it at this point.

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    7. Re:Offer They Can't Refuse by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > I don't know about you, but my web browsing relies heavily on Google to
      > find sites that I will look at.

      So does mine, but only because Google is my favorite search engine. If it
      ceased to be my favorite search engine, I wouldn't use it nearly so much any
      more. AltaVista *used* to be my favorite search engine, but the advertising
      got completely out of hand (think: six or eight animated banners per page,
      and a preposterously short autorefresh period; it has since improved somewhat,
      probably due to competitive pressure from Google), so I switched away from it.
      Before I found AV, Yahoo was may fave search engine.

      There are *dozens* of web search engines -- some better than others, but many
      of them quite good. Google, in my estimation, is currently the best one I
      know about, so I use it almost exclusively, but if something were to happen to
      Google to cause it to suck, I'd quickly go looking elsewhere.

      Google Groups is another matter. It has no competitor, AFAIK.

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    8. Re:Offer They Can't Refuse by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      But Yahoo is buying AltaVista (or so my PC World says - when it had a story on Google Toolbar 2 and AltaVista Toolbar, it said AltaVista would soon be acquired by Yahoo). Yahoo BLOWS.

    9. Re:Offer They Can't Refuse by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      I incorporated the search form from google. co.uk on my startpage.

      I just fell in love with Mozilla Firebird because its fast and has a Google search box on the toolbar as standard, with incremental search terms.

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  57. future looks by manon · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that the nice and clean look of google will change to green/blue with Microsoft logo's everywhere?
    Does this mean that you will have to click "I agree" before doing a search?
    Does this mean that if you search Microsoft Google, for 'linux' you will get the same results as a search on msn these days? linux search on msn instead of Google without MS?

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  58. Hrm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to change search engines once that happens. Man, how hard is it becoming to be to avoid supporting Microsoft in IT?

  59. I hope /not/ by Cally · · Score: 1

    good grief, what a disaster that would be. I'm sure there'd be a flock of resignations pretty damn quickly if that happened (from Google, that is, not Microsoft.) Yikes!!!

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  60. We're doomed! by POds · · Score: 1, Funny

    So this is what the end of the world feels like.

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  61. byebye by topace · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The day that Microsoft aquires Google will be the day I stop using Google

  62. Re:Even if Google refuses Microsoft's offers and.. by phathead296 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not if Google keeps enough shares with the original owners to control the company. When a company goes public, it does not have to sell every share of the company they are issuing. A good example is Ford. The Ford family still owns almost 100% of the voting shares of Ford Motor Company. At no point in the future will there be a hostile takover of Ford without a lot of family members participating in the takover.

    Google could easily either hold a bunch of shares with the original owners (preferably more than 50%) or make the shares they sell non-voting shares. I seriously doubt they will be selling enough voting shares for a hostile takeover.

  63. Re:Even if Google refuses Microsoft's offers and.. by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    It all depends on the ownership structure - just because you're a public company doesn't mean that a majority of the shares are out in the marketplace. Google could go IPO, and still maintain majority control amongst the insiders.

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  64. This could be a good idea.. by kroyd · · Score: 1

    Have Microsoft pay 20+ billion in cash from their "war chest", then reinvest the money in a mix of commercial Linux companies and a trust fund for developing GPL / OSS software.

    Spending "only" 10 billion on developing Open Source software would have an enormous effect - imagine what could be done with the Gimp if you had 20 top developers working on improvements with long term contracts and no marketing pressure.

    I love google, but not at any cost :)

  65. they better not merge... by Major_Small · · Score: 1

    from some of the other posts, it seems like it's not likely in the near future... I don't mind if they start trading publicly (as long as they keep 51% of stock, they still make all the decisions), but if they merge with M$, I'm going to have to go with a different search engine...

  66. Re:This is a good thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wouldn't it go through ASP

    *shudder*

  67. Google's New Ad by Lipongo · · Score: 0

    There will be an addition to the BSOD's fasmily if this should happen. The GBSOD, meaning Google's Blue Screen Of death. "I'm sorry your search has caused a invalid return of results Error code AS10007845G321J" Which like MS's codes will tell us nothng.

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    1. Re:Google's New Ad by sven_eee · · Score: 1

      most likely a "exception error" or "page fault" with an option do a dump or shutdown within 59 seconds, if you try to talk to them they'll just tell you to reboot, reinstall or talk to someone else and now after hours on hold they'll tell you it's someone elses fault not theres.

    2. Re:Google's New Ad by sven_eee · · Score: 1

      the BSODs might turn into Green screens of death. and if you lookup linux, antiMS or anything else interesting page results will return unfound or a link to msn.com

  68. Let's hope not! by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Based on Microsoft's past history, when they buy content / service oriented organizations, they tend to replace the existing software with their own. It reminds me of good old hotmail, it seemed to be a priority with microsoft to switch over a working system over to NT after they purchaced it, the only likely rational being a PR move rather then a fuctional one. It doesn't matter whether or not which platform is better, it's about taking a working solid information system and adapting it to another platform resulting in the usual slew of bugs.

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  69. I will stop using Google. by alfredo · · Score: 1

    Knowing Gates, it may not be my choice anyway because I do not use IE, and I refuse to use Windows.

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  70. if you can't compeat, buy by sven_eee · · Score: 1

    does this mean i'm going to get the message
    "You need to have internet explorer 5.5 or higher to view this page" everytime i try to find something online ? if the desktop market isn't enough they try to own the space between the desktops too. next time i'm inthe usa i might have to hire a pie truck(cream pies) and drive it threw a MS office(i am joking....kinda)

    1. Re:if you can't compeat, buy by EriDay · · Score: 1

      Passport a more likely requirement.

      No we're open, we work with any browser. As long as the searcher tells who they are.

  71. Easier then creating their own by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Just buy ( err 'merge' ) the competition, saves you time an trouble creating a viable alternative.

    Sounds like monopoly in action.

    Google wont run on Linux after that.. just one more 'example of a failed Linux company, see they arent viable' to tout around...

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  72. Registration free link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Registration free link...provided by who else Google.

  73. Re:Assuming this is true, what are the alternative by LCookie · · Score: 2, Informative

    www.teoma.com gives me good results.. Have fun..

  74. Re:Even if Google refuses Microsoft's offers and.. by michib01 · · Score: 0

    "...goes public instead can't Microsoft simply begin buying shares of Google to gain "ownership" of the company? "

    Well, yes and no...
    Google is considering selling about a 10 to 15 percent stake to the public, to get something between $2 billion, according to NY Times.
    Tha's not enough to control the company, but could some how influence it.
    As a matter of fact, there are concerns about Goldman's close relationship with Microsoft and Yahoo. Goldman Sachs is among the banks that could handle the IPO.

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  75. Hostile takeover possibiilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With M$FT's cash reserves as big as they are a hostile takeover is possible.

    Just buy up 51% of the shares once they go public.

    No big deal.

  76. Great! by h8macs · · Score: 1

    There goes the network neighborhood!

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  77. Anit-trust by EriDay · · Score: 1

    Will the feds really allow a monopolist that has been convicted of antitrust abuse to acquire such a strategic piece of infrastructure?

    I have no love for the current administration. I've always underestimated the size of their cahoonas, but I can't believe even they would allow this in an election year.

    One other problem: Lots of people mistrust M$. This would be the end the primacy of google searches. It would just give rise to a new and different search engine.

  78. the only company MS is buying by linuxislandsucks · · Score: 1

    the only company MS is under talks to buy right now is not google but our own satan incarnate SCO group..

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  79. Oh no!!! by zonix · · Score: 1

    So I guess the people who predicted the fall of the internet might be proven right after all.

    - MS merges with (takes over) Google
    - All Google's Linux based hosts are replaced with Windows boxes.
    (- Internet slowdown)
    - Latest worm exploits MS security vulnerability, spreads through all IE browsers doing searches, then through local shares to servers.
    (- Internet slowdown)

    BANG! :-)

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  80. Re:This is a good thing! by Xformer · · Score: 1

    Not to mention blue-screened servers everywhere. Man, I can't wait.

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  81. Hostile takeover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Laugh all you want, but once they go public a hostile takeover is a real possibility.

    All the need to do is buy 51% of the shares. And yes, they do have that kind of money.

    1. Re:Hostile takeover by Molt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      True enough, but since Google is only selling 10-15% of their stocks (at least according to the article) a hostile takeover isn't possible no matter how much money is thrown about.

      A friendly over-the-counter takeover, now that's another matter..

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    2. Re:Hostile takeover by drgroove · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Right, but Google is only releasing 10 to 15 % of their shares, making it impossible for a hostile takeover to occur (at least, impossible on the street). MS would still need to 'bribe' senior management into selling their shares. MS can always go directly to serg/brin (who will be the majority shareholders) and offer to buy their shares, and thus the company... but they won't be able to do it over the market.

    3. Re:Hostile takeover by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 0, Troll

      looks like there's only solution for us to "keep" google. Each slashdot readers buys a chunk of shares.

      Can you imagine the smell at the shareholder meetings? I can, but I really don't want to...

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    4. Re:Hostile takeover by drgroove · · Score: 1

      lol - I think you beat me to the punch by a few seconds there Molt :)

    5. Re:Hostile takeover by fleener · · Score: 1

      A hostile takeover is not necessary. Once a company goes public, appeasing stock owners becomes job #1. If people don't think they're evil now, just wait. The majority of shareholders will not be /. geeks. They will be people expecting higher profits each and every quarter, even if that means firing its staff, moving its operation, and hiring overseas pigeons.

    6. Re:Hostile takeover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS can always go directly to serg/brin

      Not to nitpick, but Sergei Brin is one person -- not a partnership. I saw him at LinuxWorld in San Francisco 2002 (I think?) -- I sure hope he doesn't sell out, because then I have proved my inability to judge character. :-)

    7. Re:Hostile takeover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're right - my bad - whats the other guys name then, the other cofounder? hmmm... brain not getting enough caffine this morning, me thinks. :\

    8. Re:Hostile takeover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Simply because serg/brin were the founders of the company does not - by default - mean that they have maintained majority share of the company throughout the financing and growth activities of the company.

      Although given that they were originally financed back in the glory days, they probably did get a very good valuation and therefore maintain a large percentage of ownership.

    9. Re:Hostile takeover by drgroove · · Score: 1

      Thats true - the banks/VCs might want a large portion of ownership for bankrolling the IPO.

      However, given the personal nature of the company to the cofounders, it stands to reason that they would want to maintain ownership of it post-IPO. After all, the cofounders are still the owners, even though they've turned the CEO position over to an 'outsider' ... why would they treat the IPO any differently?

    10. Re:Hostile takeover by Zeinfeld · · Score: 4, Insightful
      True enough, but since Google is only selling 10-15% of their stocks (at least according to the article) a hostile takeover isn't possible no matter how much money is thrown about.

      False, only an additional 10-15% of shares will be on the market in the IPO. But the Venture Capital firms will still hold a large chunk of stock and they will be planning to unload as soon as they can.

      Google are unlikely to take the Microsoft offer now because the IPO price will be six or seven times what the company is really worth - just like the old days...

      Wait until after the IPO and there will be a different dynamic, Google will settle into a realistic valuation at which point it will be a takeover target.

      The fact Google uses Linux is pretty irrelevant, if you look at what the machines are actually doing very little of the time will be spent in the kernel, porting to embedded windows would have no real impact either way. The principal cause of crashes is going to be hardware failure whichever way you work it.

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    11. Re:Hostile takeover by Colm+Buckley · · Score: 1

      Larry Page.

    12. Re:Hostile takeover by real+bio · · Score: 1

      Larry Page (hence PageRank).

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    13. Re:Hostile takeover by daviddennis · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think this is the worst story I've ever seen on Slashdot. Even the article says Microsoft's advances were spurned, and quite frankly there is enough money in this IPO to keep Googleites set for life. If I could sell out ethically for $1 billion, and MSN offered me $2 billion, I'd take the $1b and I'm sure Google's head would too. (I think the numbers involved are larger but I think that's a good overall evaluation).

      A "partnership", though, where Microsoft and Google share ad revenues for pages sent from MSN.COM, is not only not a takeover, it's probably good news. It emphathetically does not mean interference with management.

      D

    14. Re:Hostile takeover by TomV · · Score: 1

      Which in turn suggests that by the time Google's ripe for a takeover, it will already have morphed from it's current fast-loading fairly clean UI to a horrendous flashing billboard.

      With the best will in the world, if they're legally obliged to maximise shareholders ROI, they're going to be pretty much forced to sell advertising space heavily on what is after all one of the most-hit pages on the whole Web.

      By which point, what with the PageRank problems they're having and so forth, no great loss really.

    15. Re:Hostile takeover by onepoint · · Score: 3, Informative

      What most here are not really looking at is not the 51% rule but all they need is a board seat.

      once on the board ( 3% of the public float) then they can make a tender offer for more. With the new laws in effect after Enron and others, the tender must be reviewed carefully and if they don't accept they might be subjected to sharehold legal action.

      very careful steps have to taken since boards now have to sign documents also.

      Onepoint

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    16. Re:Hostile takeover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dang! I should've remembered that. :\ Thx :)

    17. Re:Hostile takeover by 71thumper · · Score: 1

      Sadly, once you become a public company, "ethics" other than not breaking the law are immaterial. You would be personally liable for the $1 billion you effectively "stole" from the stockholders, and SHOULD go to jail.

      If you want to play the game by your rules (which is fine), do NOT become a public company.

    18. Re:Hostile takeover by cyberformer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Google's extreme valuation is based on predictions that it will control almost online advertising, not on its search service. When it fails to make its numbers, it will begin to offer advertisers increasingly-intrusive ways to attack surfers. At the same time, its search results will be further degraded: Google is already losing the arms race with with link farms, and this is set to get worse.

      Eventually, people will start using another search engine. (Probably one that most of us habent heard of yet.) By then, Google's valuation will be in the toilet, and its stock-holders will be happy to sell out to MS. Now, this doesn't mean that Google will die. With every PC defaulting to "MSN Google", a lot of people are still going to use it, and it's search results will sometimes still be quite useful. But the era of Google innovating is about to end. For cool new technology, look to University labs and starving entrepeneurs, not to paper billionaires worried about when their stock options will vest.

    19. Re:Hostile takeover by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      > (Probably one that most of us habent heard of yet.)

      Its called alltheweb.com. It does video and audio searches too. On top of that it rates blogs very, very low so the #1 google complaint "Its all blogs, all the time!" has been taken care of.

    20. Re:Hostile takeover by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well said.

      My biggest fear in the whole Google floatation is that they go the way of Yahoo. I used to like Yahoo, even after I heard of Google because of the category searching.

      Now, I look at their site, and it's just a great big load of stuff. What is ads and what is content is too heavily blurred. The page is now more like 2 screens than 1 because of this, so getting to the category area takes time.

      I know what people will say - they have to advertise to get the revenue. Of course, if no-one visits, that's no revenue.

      People like Google because you get results in an unobtrusive manner with a couple of little text ads at the top and some ads down the side. It doesn't get in the way of the results.

      Sites with popups and Flash ads that appear over text on say 1 in 10 clicks really cheese me off - enough that I just don't visit them again.

    21. Re:Hostile takeover by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Dammit NOOOOOOO... Make it stop, make it never happen, go back in time and STOP THEM! It's a maaadhouse I tell you, I don't want Google to EVER turn Eeville!

      (sob)
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    22. Re:Hostile takeover by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1

      Wow. Alltheweb.com is actually pretty decent, and the image search definitely beats google. The shared results window idea is kind of neat, too.

    23. Re:Hostile takeover by arose · · Score: 1

      Blogs don't bother me, linkfarms on the other hand...

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    24. Re:Hostile takeover by arose · · Score: 1

      "The Law" beeing everything you can get away with. If you can't, but profit > fines it's also "The Law".

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    25. Re:Hostile takeover by one-of-many · · Score: 1

      Well said. Google is a great service, but I also think it's pretty much reached it's a mature level revenue potential. Growth will come, but slowly. And there are incremental costs as the web gets bigger.

    26. Re:Hostile takeover by one-of-many · · Score: 1

      There was talk about raising $2 billion in an IPO, most of which will probably buy out VCs and founders. Some $ could pay down debt on the hardware. But what would Google do with a $1 billion to invest in the business? Buy superbowl ads? I think Google would work better as a private company. I don't see them needing a lot of capital.

  82. Google is becoming useless for medical info by ortholattice · · Score: 1

    I remember when Google provided an amazing treasure trove of genuinely useful medical information. But these days the spammers are really screwing it up. For example, suppose you are in serious need of medical information on "tramadol withdrawal" (exact phrase). Essentially 100% of the 6000+ matches are, you guessed it, spammer links to buy more tramadol. Useful medical information has become almost impossible to find, unless it's some obscure thing there's no on-line pharmacy pill for.

  83. Now would be the time to approach Google... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 1

    After all, Google is kicking everyone's ass eight ways to Sunday being a private funded entity. Imagine what they could do if they were flush with cash from an offering. Given how HUGE Google is now and the sheer number of servers there is not only a high cost of entry to match them but also a lot to dedicate in terms of resources to bring yourself to their level in terms of code, etc. As we all know MS has lusted after Google and even had/has dreams of building a competitor. Plus they have billions in dollars just laying around anyway. It would be one hell of a coup if they can pull it off and a tragedy of untold proportions for the surfing public because what makes Google so special is it's culture. The problem with Google and MS is that the cultures are SO profoundly different that Google would go straight to hell if MS succeeded. As you know you can't put a price on the culture. Look at Apple.

  84. Seems only natural .... by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

    IMHO Google has been getting more difficult to find what you want because of the advertising, unlike when it first started. For it to get assimilated into MS seems like a natural progression. I am hoping that a new startup that has a more honest page rank comes into the picture soon. It seems ripe for the picking for someone with a new idea (not sure what that is though).

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  85. Taco can't find anthing better to do on a Friday by prgrmr · · Score: 1

    than to troll his own web site.

    And mod'ing me down in a virtual "shoot-the-messanger" exercise won't change the blatantly incorrect headline on this story.

  86. pateNTdead eycon0meter wwword for the daze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF -8&q=boycott&btnG=Google+Search

    wonce the felonious kingdumb 'absorbs' the googites, that search result will surely change. tell 'em robbIE.

    the most 'popular' search engines in the gnu millennium, WILL be the ones that are the least buyassed towards payper liesense stock markup FraUD corepirate nazi felons.

  87. Overlords by rootofevil · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new Redmond overlords.

    oh, wait...

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  88. Blue screen of searching? by Fullmetal+Edward · · Score: 1

    "The search engine you have just tries to use is not crappy and Microsoft made, we all now blue screen of death you, thank you for your time."

    On the brightside, no need for a wallpaper if you use it :P

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  89. This is like by macdaddy · · Score: 1, Insightful

    a neighbor in a good neighborhood selling the house and property to a drug dealer. The neighborhood is turning to shit.

  90. One word... by cyranoVR · · Score: 1

    NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo....!!!!!!!

  91. Merge with Micro$oft? by IndigoCc · · Score: 1

    Micro$soft is a big turd rolled in money. I hope that Google know what they are doing before they embrace it. :-)

  92. John Markoff is a worthless journalist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just ask Kevin Mitnick. When Mitnick was on tour promoting his book "The Art of Deception," he told us a bit about Markoff. Apparently, when Mitnick was caught (the first time...), Markoff came to Mitnick for comments and the story. Mitnick refused to tell Markoff anything without some compensation; at this point Markoff became angry and told Mitnick that he would publish anything he heard about Mitnick as being true. Markoff proceeded to write stories about how Mitnick could trigger missile launches from a phone by hacking into NORAD, and Mitnick ended up being held without bail and without trial for 5 years (you thought Guantanomo Bay was unfair?).

    So fuck John Markoff. go ahead, flame me for trusting Mitnick's side of the story. i don't care.

  93. Did you mean this, sir? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.com/google.reg

    from

    http://www.google.com/options/defaults.html

    Enjoy.

  94. ::looks at watch:: by night_flyer · · Score: 1

    yeah, its about time to start looking for a new search engine to use anyway

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  95. Re:Even if Google refuses Microsoft's offers and.. by ookaze · · Score: 1

    With 15 % of the shares ?
    How could that be ?
    Have you RTFA ?

  96. two points, and the real underlying issue by ubiquitin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Two observations:

    1. Even the N.Y. times wasn't able to offer much real evidence for merger talks. Also, remember that they are just talks, and a preference for IPO was stated by the company.

    2. If Microsoft acquires Google, give them enough time and they will commercialize it to the point that it isn't as useful. At that point, the private world will once again rise up to meet the demand.

    The real underlying conflict here is between privately and publicly owned business. The mass markets and finely tuned product quality have always been at odds.

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    1. Re:two points, and the real underlying issue by meplaysocr · · Score: 1

      1. Even the N.Y. times wasn't able to offer much real evidence for merger talks. Also, remember that they are just talks, and a preference for IPO was stated by the company.

      Course how do we know the N.Y. Times isn't just making up another story?

      On another note, if the merger did happen, would be finally be able to find stuff on Microsoft's site?

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  97. IE only and only rate IIS served pages. by Manic+Ken · · Score: 1

    Why does not MS buy google and only give limited service to non IE-browsers and also, only rate(good that is) IIS served pages. Not in an official way(duh), inofficial and just so ppl would say, "IIS pages gets rated better, we need to use it in our organisation", yeah...and the information control, HOT DAMN! There is not, nor ought there be anything but Gates-software controlled information...O..sweet lord, the possibilities..like the way one can control (through selective 'information') ppl, just like when convince THEM(mindless idiots) that Irak had anything to do with 9/11, dont even have to say it, just make ppl belive it..PPL ARE SO EASY!! AND, THIS IS THE BRILLIANT PART, WHEN PPL START TO WIND ABOUT IT, CALL THEM CONSPIRATORS. /You may think my hat is funny

  98. time to shop for a new search engine.. by Zate · · Score: 1

    i try to avoid using Microsoft stuff as much as possible.. so its time to find a new search engine to use...

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  99. Poor results anyway by Dibblah · · Score: 1

    I don't know about anyone else, but I'm finding Google increasingly less useful. For example, look at the obviously inflated results for Jolt here

  100. Re: They already do this... by fishlet · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Microsoft already points their browsers to MSN.com by default, but amazingly many people know better and switch their search page to Google. So if Google didn't need any help from Microsoft before, why would they need it now? Thankfully this tactic hasn't worked as well for micro$oft as they had originally hoped.

  101. Power to the people by EriDay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What would happen if SCO claimed (perhaps they have) that they owned libc? A new free one would emerge quickly.

    Same story here. If M$ bought google, because of M$'s crediblity, users would "nominate" a different "king of searches". New king would get lots of traffic, hence funding. M$'s "investment" while still valuable, would no longer be as valuable as it would be with without M$.

    My guess is if anything, M$ may become minority investor, with access at the API level and maybe some mirroring rights.

    1. Re:Power to the people by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      What would happen if SCO claimed (perhaps they have) that they owned libc? A new free one would emerge quickly.

      Actually, people would probably first ask SCO to prove it, as they have done with all their other frivolous claims.

      Same story here. If M$ bought google, because of M$'s crediblity, users would "nominate" a different "king of searches".

      No way. Remember when MS bought Hotmail? Did Hotmail die? Not to my knowledge; still going strong. In order for Google to be ousted, no matter who it was owned by, someone else would have to come along that provided something much better than Google and in all probability, Google would have to get significantly worse. That's how Google itself got in.

      An MS-owned Google is truly to be feared.

    2. Re:Power to the people by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Nope...a MS-owned Google would simply mean Teoma getting a hell off a lot more traffic.

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    3. Re:Power to the people by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Nope, because normal people don't give a crap about your petty "anti-M$" jealousy and don't care who owns Google - they are interested in RESULTS.

      BTW, no one knows about Teoma or cares either.

    4. Re:Power to the people by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      The comparison between libc and Google is not valid.

      1. libc is not patented. Its behavior is specified in published technical documentation. Google is patented, and it's exact behavior can only be inferred from use.

      2. If SCO claimed libc, that would probably include a threat to discontinue use. Microsoft(tm) owning Google would leave it as a public webpage for at least a few years (maybe later migrating it to an Internet Explorer(r) specific feature). With no compelling reason to change, who will change? Only fanatics.

      3. libc is a developer system, but Google is a consumer system. The users of libc are savy to technical and legal pitfalls, and can see when a change is needed. The big, big majority of Google's users have no fear of Microsoft(tm)'s practices (they probably run Windows(r), after all). When Google.com starts sporting a tiny "Microsoft(tm)" GIF on the corner of the page, few will notice and fewer will care.

    5. Re:Power to the people by jasontwarnock · · Score: 1

      SCO does own libc, the original implementation of it anyways, they however do not own glibc, the GNU implementation of the library.

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    6. Re:Power to the people by giantsfan89 · · Score: 1

      Hotmail didn't just die... it seems to be on life support.

      Microsoft pushed it's popularity to the point where spammers use it for faked From:'s and you can almost block all @hotmail.com addresses.

      An MS-owned search engine of any kind is to be feared because of its terrible state and its default use on the browser that is default on Windows!!!

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    7. Re:Power to the people by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      A replacement Google is not going to JUST pop up.

    8. Re:Power to the people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for injecting some reality into this "discussion".

    9. Re:Power to the people by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      I agree for the main, but running your own SMTP server these days is a PITA when the person you sent to is on AOhelL. I keep my hotmail account just for those unlucky people that haven't found the internet yet.

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    10. Re:Power to the people by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Strange...most of the students at my faculty of the uni do know about it because it's a good search engine for getting acedemic results to queries. Hell, if you know your search engines, you'd know to use different ones when looking for different things...google being one of the better ones for computer tech, for example.

      Anyway, I was just stating fact, not MS bashing (although they are a convicted company); if MS would accuire Google, many tech people (and quite a few not so techie) would change their search engine out of fear, distrust and/or general principles.

      Judgemental SOB.

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    11. Re:Power to the people by 110010001000 · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you were not "M$ bashing". Whatever.

      Hopefully one day you will have to graduate and enter the real world.

  102. Oh, wait. It's Halloween by ishmalius · · Score: 1

    I'm sending you my pacemaker replacement bill.

  103. Start | Search | For Files or Folders... by uradu · · Score: 1

    That's all the searching you'll ever need. Anything else is just lies and slander!

  104. Another Technolgy Gobbled up by Mircosucks by i0scan · · Score: 1

    I think it is rediculous that Microsoft can continue it's monopolistic practices even after being deamed a monopoly. Hum, let's see, the browser wars are over, Media player is taking over, they are now making watches, pda's, cell phones, etc. Now they want to buy Google? I hope it never comes to that. I also hope that the people at Google are not that stupid. MS is locking out others from MSN Messenger, Office files, and the like. Any one who doesn't think they are hindering technologys growth doesn't know business. Competition breads innovation and at at rapid pace. MS = Shotty software at best and put out at a snails pace. Has anyone seen Anti-Trust? I could only hope MS would go down in flames like in the movie. We would all benifit in the long run. Expecially since we are now expected to pay more money for the OS and Office suite than the we are for the entire computer!

  105. Mighty google? by Zephaniah · · Score: 1

    Why are people so obsessed with google? They defend it like it's a member of their family. Google this, google that. Having one search engine that everyone relies on is not a good situation. I'm hoping nutch is making progress..

  106. Matrix Reloaded by HaloZero · · Score: 1

    The Oracle: [The Keymaker is] being held prisoner by a very dangerous program, one of the oldest of us. He is called the Merovingian, and he will not let him go willingly.
    Neo: What does he want?
    The Oracle: What do all men with power want? More power.

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  107. So much for a good unbiast search engine by HeX86 · · Score: 1

    So microsoft gets google. What's to stop them from removing all linux links, or even all apple links. Google was great because they never sold out; They always kept their search engine honest. Once a corporation like microsoft gets ahold of something this popular, you can be sure that they'll exploit it as advertising. I too hope this is a parody for haloween.

  108. Halloween by M4d+D0nkie · · Score: 1

    This is a halloween prank, nothing more. You should all be ashamed.

  109. Lets see what google thinks by Bazzargh · · Score: 1

    (obvious I know...) Here's what google thinks about microsoft. Not at all complimentary.

  110. Re:Even if Google refuses Microsoft's offers and.. by thenextpresident · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can't just buy shares that aren't there to be sold. Google wants to sell about 10% - 15% of the company in the IPO, which hardly gives anyone a strong influence.

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  111. Re:This is a good thing! by TheLevelHeadedOne · · Score: 1

    ...because you're experiencing slow Google searches now? Or, are you just trying to cure a problem that doesn't exist?

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  112. Good ol' NYT journalism by ectoraige · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Netscape once threatened Microsoft with a software browser that promised to be an alternative to its overwhelmingly dominant computer operating system."

    Need I say more?

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    1. Re:Good ol' NYT journalism by toddler99 · · Score: 1

      i :wq :)

  113. no it's not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    google is not equal to MS just because one simple thing... THEIR PRODUCT ACTUALLY WORKS
    xHAREKx33

  114. Re:Hrm... Who's the Troll??? by pudge_lightyear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course, the fact is. Slashdot or the submitter didn't make this story up. I'm sure you read the summary where it mentioned that this is a New York Times story. Although the NYT is not neccessarily a favorite of mine, it is what most would consider a "News Source," which technically makes this "News," which cannot make this trolling.

    I actually came here last night wondering where this story was... I was thinking "a story on our favorite search engine and our arch enemy not being covered on SlashDot? What's wrong here?"

    So... if they hadn't done the story, they'd be complained about, and apparently, for doing the story, they're complained about.

    Since there's no way that they can win... and since slashdotters always seem to mod up complainers, I say that they er on the side of calling a story that is not an editorial in the New York Times a news-worthy story... wouldn't you agree?

    I don't want slashdot to censor my news for me...

  115. Antitrust Concerns by SmilingBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to this site, Google powers 76% of all search results, and MSN 15% (numbers seem to be for August 2003). I cannot see the FTC or European Commission approve this merger. This merger would eliminate the only serious competitor to Google on the search engine market.

    1. Re:Antitrust Concerns by w42w42 · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. The fact that I'm so cynical when it comes to the Government and Microsoft makes this about a 50/50 bet as far as I'm concerned.

    2. Re:Antitrust Concerns by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      This merger would most certainly have to be approved by the European Commission as well. My guess for the probability of this merger being approved by the Commission without any serious conditions is 0%.

    3. Re:Antitrust Concerns by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      According to this site, Google powers 76% of all search results, and MSN 15% (numbers seem to be for August 2003). I cannot see the FTC or European Commission approve this merger. This merger would eliminate the only serious competitor to Google on the search engine market.

      Why should the FTC care about search engines? Yeah, a combination would result in the most used search engine... so what? We're not forced to use Google or MSN. We don't pay any money to use either. There's no monopoly when users have a choice, and all the choices are free. So there's no need to protect the consumer, is there? As long as Microsoft doesn't buy Google, then make Google the ONLY search engine IE will access, then it's a non-issue. As long as MS doesn't make MS (owned or influenced) sites the ONLY results that show up, then who cares? And if they do, then people get frustrated and switch back to Altavista or Infoseek.

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    4. Re:Antitrust Concerns by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1
      I am fairly confident that the relevant market would be defined as advertising in search engines. Hence, a monopolist could raise the price for this advertisement.

      The concern you try to address (search engine in IE) is a vertical concern, which might be a problem as well. However, there is a straightforward horizontal issue - Google has 16% of the search engine market and Microsoft 15%. That's why they care.

    5. Re:Antitrust Concerns by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      I am fairly confident that the relevant market would be defined as advertising in search engines. Hence, a monopolist could raise the price for this advertisement.

      If what you're saing is correct, then why hasn't Google itself, with 76% of the market, been targeted by the FTC? Why wasn't Yahoo! slammed when it was the only search engine worth mentioning?

      It doesn't matter if MS/Google was the most popular search engine with 91% of people using it as their primary search engine. It doesn't matter if MS/Google raised the prices on advertising on MS/Google so only the richest companies could afford advertising (which may actually be a blessing). That's not part of the antitrust laws. As long as they do not
      1. Prevent other search engines from operating
      2. Prevent advertisers from advertising with other search engines
      3. Prevent people from using other search engines
      4. Create conditions where competitors cannot enter the arena
      then there's no violation of the anti-trust laws.

      #4 is the key here. Remember, Google came out of nowhere and shot to the top in a matter of months. It became the most popular not because it had the best advertisers, or because it had huge amounts of capital to work with, but because the technology worked. It can happen again. It is already happening. If advertisers get fed up with MS/Google, or users get tired of linking to MS sponsored sites, they will switch, and a new top engine will emerge.

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    6. Re:Antitrust Concerns by SmilingBoy · · Score: 1

      You are only partly right. What you are referring to are antitrust laws (in the EU: Article 81 and 82) that target dominant firms (if they exist). However, we are looking at a merger here. And merger regulation is a very different thing. The FTC has recently introduced the test of "significant lessening of competition" (and the EU will follow shortly). This means that if prices are likely to rise after a merger, the merger will be blocked. And believe me, 76% + 15% are very likely to raise suspicions about a "significant lessening of competition"). You would need very good competition lawyers and economists to convince the authorities to even allow that merger subject to strict conditions. I would definitely expect an outright blocking of the merger.

  116. Re:This is a good thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When has google ever been slow to load? Why need more bandwidth? U full of it.

  117. Ah how gogole will change if this happens... by Steamhead · · Score: 1

    Google will go from being nice clear, made in proper HTML, to being as bloated as MSN.com, with all the extra shit, ads, and not just our search results. It will be a sad day on the internet if google would merge with Microsoft.

    1. Re:Ah how gogole will change if this happens... by TomV · · Score: 1

      That'll happen anyway if they start selling shares - it's an obvious consequence of the moral and legal obligation to maximise shareholder return-on-investment, given that they've got one of the most-visited web pages in existence.

    2. Re:Ah how gogole will change if this happens... by Steamhead · · Score: 1

      Lets just hope it doesn't become one of those portals, and no google news isn't one of those.

    3. Re:Ah how gogole will change if this happens... by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      And for each byte of page load they add, they loose a fraction of marketshare.

      Shareholders would have a hard time winning this one.

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  118. Okay, you got me. I am scared. by Viduliya · · Score: 1

    Please tell me that this is just a nightmare. I wonder if there is any other search engine at least half as good as google incase they get Microshafted?

  119. Why kind of sick doggy snuff film is this?!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Oh no, Uncle Billy lost the cash receipts, now that awful Mr Potter is going to take over and change the name to Pottersville!

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  120. Re:Even if Google refuses Microsoft's offers and.. by phatsharpie · · Score: 1

    I am not an investment banker, but from what I understood, for a company to initiate a hostile takeover, once the company has acquired a certain percentage of shares (s rather low percentage), it would have to inform the takeover target. The target can then take actions to avert such a hostile takeover.

    I don't know the full details, but that's how I understood it. Besides, as others have stated, Google isn't putt the majority of its shares on the market. And if indeed MS want to persuade shareholders to vote for a merger, MS would have to offer a REALLY sweet deal, and considering Google's potential market cap, that deal has to be in the billions. MS has a lot of money, so they can do it, but they may enrage their own shareholders, which wouldn't be a good thing.

    -B

  121. Girls Just Want To Have Fun by Mybrid · · Score: 1
  122. Not entirely true by poptones · · Score: 2, Informative
    Once a company goes public, it is bound by different rules. And if a hostile takeover bid is sufficiently lucrative and if the FTC does ntor have objection on the basis of antitrust concerns, then the company HAS to accept the offer. This has happened more than once in the past, where a publicly held "family" company was taken over by hostile forces.

    If google is public and MS wants it, the only hope it would have of remaining "free" is that the FTC would decide MS doesn't need to expand its "monopoly" into search engines.

  123. robots.txt for your site by NoSuchGuy · · Score: 0

    User-agent: *
    Disallow: /cgi-bin/
    Disallow: /topsecret/WMD/orders/

    # Bad Bots
    User-agent: MSNGoogleBot
    Disallow: /

    ####
    All your site will be in MSNGoogle's cache!
    All your site belongs to M$! Remember that!

    NoSuchGuy

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  124. Real hell wouldn't be Microsoft buying Google.. by SteveX · · Score: 1

    It would be Verisign buying Google.

    Microsoft is in a position to do a lot of stupid things, and generally doesn't.

    Verisign is in the position to do a lot of stupid things, and generally does.

  125. Google? by Will_Malverson · · Score: 1


    Why would anyone use Google? It can't even find porn on the Internet.

    Yes, that's a real search. Try it from your Google toolbar if you don't believe me. As of the morning of 10-31-03, the results are completely work-safe.

  126. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this thing called microsoft you're all talking about?

    And who's Bill?

  127. HELL YES. by moogla · · Score: 0

    I'm there. Where do I submit my resume?

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  128. Just what we need by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    Just what we need, a Search Engine that crashes your PC and has to have security patches added every other day.

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  129. Err, what happened to Google rule #1 by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Insightful
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  130. Wrong Holiday Editors! by Shaper+of+Myths · · Score: 1

    Today is Halloween, not April Fool's!

    Although I guess this qualifies for the horror genre...

  131. proof that alta-vista is still spammed by phoenix123 · · Score: 1

    av.com search for kernel note: sponsored sites first, half of the sites CRAP

    google search note: 20% crap, no sponsored links

    msn.com search note: 100% crap, kernel.org does NOT show up - useless

    search msn.DE (!) note: 60% crap, but kernel.org is FIRST entry. - political corrections are only made in the us-website

    1. Re:proof that alta-vista is still spammed by mirko · · Score: 1

      I do not get your point : av.com just returned some decent results (kernel.org on top, but also kerneli.org, etc. ) ?

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  132. NOOOOOOO by JLSigman · · Score: 1

    Man, it's bad enough that Google's hiding the official sites of some places behind 5 pages of other sites that want you to buy things... but to merge with Microsoft? Who's own searching abilities are really, really awful? I'll have to find a new search engine. :-(

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  133. Hotmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I know for a fact that at least portions of Hotmail were moved to Solaris.

    I have heard this directly from one source, who has seen the actual machines, and from several other indirect sources.

    Cheers.

    1. Re:Hotmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, in part.

      It took Microsoft 3 years (from 1997 to 2000) to migrate the front-end webservers from freeBSD/Apache to Win2K/IIS (after several failed attempts to migrate them to NT4).

      The back-end is still the same: Oracle on Sun. (Don't fix what ain't broken - even Microsoft understands that.)

      For the migration of the front-end server you find an interesting description on Microsofts own site: http://www.microsoft.com/technet/itsolutions/migra tion/case/hotmail/default.asp :-)

  134. Re: This ain't scary. by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 4, Informative
    Worse case scenario: MS buys google and uses the engine on it's msn site, or starts accepting popup ads or worse, paid for placement in the search results themselves.

    What to do? Switch to Teoma.

    I use Teoma interchangably with Google. Teoma results are as relevant as Google's yet slightly different, however they almost always have the best most relevant results in common.

    Teoma's search site is as sparse and ad free as Google's and the search results are of as high a quality. The only Google feature I would miss if it were to dissapear tomorrow is the Google cache.

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  135. Economist article by fuzzbrain · · Score: 1

    There's an interesting article in this week's Economist about Google. No mention there about possible mergers but alot of talk about Microsoft as the main threat to Google.

  136. microsoft.com is also running Linux! by patrixx · · Score: 1
    According to Netcraft the OS on microsoft.com is Linux! So there's no conflict of interest here!

    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/today/requested.ht ml

    It's good to see that them over at Redmond finally are getting it!

    1. Re:microsoft.com is also running Linux! by gral · · Score: 3, Informative

      They are not running Linux. They are using a cache server from Akami. They are the ones running linux not Microsoft.

      The are still running Windows and IIS in the background. Notice the IIS for Webserver, they have not ported IIS to linux.

      You can read about it in historical news on Netcraft.

      Have fun...

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  137. This is totally wrong by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, recently spoke at my school (University of Maryland; he got his CS degree here). In no uncertain words he said how much he hated Microsoft - he is on our side every step of the way - against monopolies, against DRM, against the DMCA (which forced Google to censor certain webpages), etc. The only way this merger will ever happen is over Sergey Brin's cold, dead body.

    1. Re:This is totally wrong by dodongo · · Score: 1

      The only way this merger will ever happen is over Sergey Brin's cold, dead body.

      ...And you actually think Microsoft can't arrange that?!? Look at Expedia! Clearly, they already know where you live ;)

    2. Re:This is totally wrong by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Tho given the risks of going public (hostile takeovers, etc.) Brin's body may still be very warm when M$ steps over it.

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  138. you forgot... by Petronius · · Score: 1

    6) Linux gives cancer {The Simpsons}

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  139. All together now... by bobbyque · · Score: 0

    BOO! Thanks for the early-morning scare, Taco!

  140. Google/Microsoft Merger by jskline · · Score: 1

    Just...

    Whatever you do, with Google's IPO coming about, DO NOT INVEST IN IT IF YOU THINK MICROSOFT WILL GET THEIR HANDS ON IT.

    If they do, it will get trashed out in real short order, and we'll be forced back to Netscape or something similar.... Ugh...

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  141. Distributed Search Engine by Roger_Wilco · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Earlier, considering that Google didn't have any obvious reason to continue to be non-evil, I was considering a way around this. A distributed peer-to-peer search engine might be workable; each machine would spend a certain amount of time spidering, but not too much.

    Results for each word would be distributed, so any search would get responses quickly, from machines nearby in the network. Responses from more distant machines would take longer, but at least some response would arrive quickly.

    I'm afraid I don't know anything about how to implement this in detail, but other presumably do.

    1. Re:Distributed Search Engine by runswithd6s · · Score: 1

      It's not out of the question. As you pointed out, there is prior art and experience in distributed networks to draw upon. There are a number of libraries out there that would help you build the applications. Latency problems can be mitigated with an automatic server election protocol based on network connectivity and speed. Gnutella2 uses this as do others. In addition, you could add web proxying to the client to get a truly distributed web surfing experience. Tying bittorrent to gnutella's search protocol. Not a bad idea at all.

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  142. Look at it this way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of Microsoft's Research Groups (http://www.microsoft.com/research) is supposedly working on a search engine which would be "the best" several generations down the road. If Google were to sell their software assets (and keep their brain power independent), they could make a lot of money (for the private stock holders - as they haven't gone public....yet), and go back to the drawing board and work on Google 2.0.

  143. Search Engines by Walrus99 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I am sorry to see that Google is going public. Look what happened to Yahoo. The e-mail program is almost unusable, since it won't let you send messages to more than five people for fear of spam and now it won't even let you "reply to all." Yahoo/Geocites is full of bugs. You can only upload one file at a time and can't use FTP. It adds useless code at the end of each page that you have to go in and erase. The list goes on.

    One can only dread a Google-Microsoft merger. Microsoft's search engine is clearly slanted towards Microsoft products. Try looing up Linux on MSN. Google has manged to remain pure. The results paid for by advertizers are clearly marked in shaded areas. Will our old public internet remain or has it already given way to coporate greed and incompetence?

    1. Re:Search Engines by kriston · · Score: 1

      The e-mail program is almost unusable, since it won't let you send messages to more than five people for fear of spam and now it won't even let you "reply to all."

      Umm, what? My Yahoo mailbox has "reply to everyone" that appears when I click the "reply" button. Do tell what you are seeing instead.

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  144. Why would you NOT want to merge? by DroopyStonx · · Score: 1

    If you own Google and Microsoft is interested in acquiring you, why wouldn't you do it?

    Google isn't some mom & pop deal like Nullsoft was when AOL got 'em.

    At this rate is MS wants them, they're gonna fork over some heavy cash. Who can say no to that? Craziness.

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  145. Could be RedHat... by bryam · · Score: 1

    Buy Google?

  146. Regulation by willtsmith · · Score: 1

    Any reasonable regulator would stop this as an antitrust infringement. Therefore, Ashcroft and SEC chairman Donaldson will do NOTHING about this.

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  147. Isn't the summary backwards? by HardCase · · Score: 3, Informative
    I read the article and it doesn't sound at all like Google is considering merging with Microsoft. It sounds to me more like Microsoft wants Google to merge with it. And it doesn't sound like Google is interested.


    -h-

  148. Netscape the OS? by pctainto · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    Netscape once threatened Microsoft with a software browser that promised to be an alternative to its overwhelmingly dominant computer operating system.

    Talk about sensationalist journalism...
    well, I could say it was better than IE, but man would it sound cool if I said it threatened the whole OS!

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  149. But I Thought... by mistermund · · Score: 1

    One of Google's main motivations was Don't be Evil

  150. Re:This is a good thing! by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1

    Sure, but it would be running on Linux.

  151. Re: GWB considers quitting presidency and working by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 0

    D'you want WMDs with that...

  152. Mr. Softie Search by Xiggy · · Score: 1

    I always found it easier to search Microsoft's website using Google anyway. Maybe Microsoft realized the same thing and decided the easiest way to fix it was to just buy Google! Don't try and fix the problem yourself - throw enough money at it, and it'll go away.

  153. My tinfoil hat.... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My tinfoil hat may be on too tight, however:

    1. Microsoft Loses Antitrust case.
    2. Bush gets into the Whitehouse and expected results of antitrust case become very wattered down.
    3. Microsoft employee becomes chief of cyber security for the government - authors 'National Strategy to Secure Cyberspace'.
    4. Google is known to have former NSA people on the payroll.
    5. Microsoft's 'trusted computing' strategy includes building an all in one DRM gateway.
    6. Microsoft goes after Google...

    It seems to me that Microsoft is tightening their ties with government in an attempt to influence the upcoming DRM war. What better way to do that than to have an inside man to set internet security policy, to control all access of electronic resources into the home, and to control the most important search portal. There are probably other evidence to support this view - but I don't have the time to 'google' it all for you (kind of ironic, if it wasn't so scary in a 'big brother is watching you' sort of way...)

    To paraphrase Frank Herbert, "he who controls the access, controls the universe"

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  154. google.com/linux? by danZenie · · Score: 1

    what will happen to google.com/linux ? will it redirec to windowsupdate.microsoft.com?

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  155. WTF? by esaglam · · Score: 0

    OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!....
    ohhhh no no no nooooooooooooooo
    please wake me up!

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  156. Google "Considering" merger with Microsoft? by ianfs · · Score: 1

    Come on, guys. Did you even read the article? Microsoft approached Google and got rebuffed.

    "Morgan Stanley is viewed as the frontrunner, the executives said, though Google may choose two banks to lead the underwriting effort. Goldman Sachs is also viewed as a contender, the executives said, but Google's management has shown some concern about Goldman's close relationship with Microsoft and Yahoo, another major competitor."

    They are even sketchy about using Goldman Sachs because of their close relationship with Microsoft. It's pretty clear, guys, that Google want nothing to do with Microsoft whatsoever. It's damned irresponsible for you to run a headline like this given the facts.

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  157. Remember Hotmail? by IA-Outdoors · · Score: 1

    Remember when hotmail ws taken over my Microsoft and they tried to move it over to Exchange (numerous times)? I wonder how many attempts it will take them to get Google running under what ever flavor of Windows OS they choose should they merge/acquire/whatever with Google.

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  158. Selective Web Searches by MurrayTodd · · Score: 1

    I laugh whenever I see news that Microsoft wants to take over the search engine business next. I've got a humble little website that's been up for half a year. On a really good day it gets 5000 visits. It is linked from at least a dozen old established sites, including some major Apple news sites. It has prominent placement on every major search engine... except MSN, where it doesn't show up at all.

    Of course, what would you expect for a site that covers Apple and Linux items almost exclusively. If M$ owned Google almost every "undesireable" site would be wiped off the map!

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  159. Why stop there? by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 1

    why not through in Walmart and McDonalds?

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  160. MSN troubles and Looksmart by kriston · · Score: 1

    MSN has been the subject of some troubling news lately. After eliminating almost 40 positions in the MSN Messenger, MSN Groups, and MSN Photos group, one has to wonder what is going on over there at MOSWEST (article). The termination of the Looksmart deal (article) effectively means that Looksmart is going out of business and that Microsoft's engineers have until the end of June, 2003, to create a new search engine.

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  161. Re:This is a good thing! by ianfs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perhaps you would like to read the article instead of posting first. Google has no intention of doing business with Microsoft. They don't even want to use the same bank. I know it seemed that way because of Slashdot posting this with a rather irresponsible headline but it's just not true. Read the article!

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  162. Re:Hrm... Who's the Troll??? by Geekenstein · · Score: 1
    May I suggest reading what I wrote next time?

    As stated "Nice sensationalist headline".

    The actual story downplays the acquisition talk as refused, and actually describes MS's interest in getting a stronger foothold in search. The headline and the content of the post hints at offers being made and board meetings going on behind closed doors.

    All in all, sensationalist crapola pointed away from the true intent of the article.

    Sensational: adj. Arousing or intended to arouse strong curiosity, interest, or reaction, especially by exaggerated or lurid details: sensational journalism; a sensational television report.
    Hey, what do you know. It fits!

    Censorship? Hilarious. Why not call me a Nazi next?

    Here's an idea. How about an unbiased reporting of the facts?

  163. Grossly misleading headline by securitas · · Score: 4, Informative


    Sorry, but the headline and description are totally misleading. I don't care which submission was posted on this story, but at least get it right. A merger would have meant that Microsoft effectively controlled the Internet, at least until someone came along with a better technology. Here's the post that I originally submitted:

    Microsoft and Google: Partners or Rivals?

    The New York Times Technology reports that Microsoft and Google were in partnership/takeover discussions during the last two months, in part due to the competitive threat that Google poses to Microsoft. 'Microsoft - desperate to capture a slice of the popular and ad-generating search business - approached Google.' Ultimately Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page decided to go the initial public offering (IPO) route. How different might things be if Google had agreed to be acquired by Microsoft? Looks like we'll never know. This also puts some of the search industry frenzy and acquisition activities into a different context. Fittingly, here's a Google link to the article.

    1. Re:Grossly misleading headline by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

      Ah, now we see your problem...
      Too many links.

    2. Re:Grossly misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed. two or three, more if the occasion calls for it. we don't exactly want a reference to every previous slashdot story with the word "google" in the title.

    3. Re:Grossly misleading headline by gkep · · Score: 1
    4. Re:Grossly misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashcrap is going downhill..

  164. Tarnished Forever? by KrackHouse · · Score: 1

    I use google because I trust the results. They limit the advertising too. What on earth were they thinking It's like the Kobe case, even if he's innocent, his image has been tarnished forever. Bad move Google.

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  165. Re:Hrm... Who's the Troll??? by Anguo · · Score: 1
    Obviously, you didn't understand the grand-parent's point.

    It's nothing about covering the news or not, it's about the sensationalist headline used. "Google Considering Merger With Microsoft"??? RTFA and so far it seems that we are very far from this. When I saw the headline, I got very scared. When I RTFA, I felt relieved.

    Next time, instead of reading /. , I'll take a subscription to the Daily Apple, the Sun, the Mirror or to whatever US equivalent there may be.

    And in a /. fashion, I must take my leave:

    You sir, are an insensitive clod (that goes for the parent and the news submitter and /. admin who didn't amend the headline.

    yours truely,

    Anguo esq.

    (just joking: I'm just Anguo: I don't want to be modded -1 troll).

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  166. Anti-trust implications by borkus · · Score: 1

    Currently, the Google.com site has nearly a 40% share of search query traffic. They're very close to the share level of an industry (search engine advertising) that starts to interest government regulators. With Microsoft already in trouble for anti-competitive behavior, they may get into trouble buying another near-monopoly.

    Microsoft often hasn't been a good deal for people it's bought. Online maps are mostly a duopoly between mapquest.com and velocity.com. Velocity was bought last year by Microsoft and, frankly, hasn't done so well with MS techology.

  167. I'd like to see... by caldroun · · Score: 1

    ...Msoft try to convert all those linux boxen to Winders. It's like Hotmail all over again.

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    1. Re:I'd like to see... by buford_tannen · · Score: 1

      The scary thing is, with Hotmail they did it anyway.

      Hotmail seems to be at least partly running on Win2K, too. Looks like someone doesn't exactly drink their own Kool-Aid.

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  168. 10E100 + 10E-6 = 10E100 by peter303 · · Score: 1

    A google is so much more than a micro, that it would still be a google. Go GoogleSoft!

  169. Yes There is a Distributed Search Engine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bah, more like anonymous lazy person. You might want to look at Grub which is actually a distributed search engine. The spidering results still go to a single, monolithic organization though, LookSmart I think. Getting a truly decentralized search engine would be difficult, especially with the marked delays that decentralized networks suffer from, but I see no reason why not. Are you going to program it?

    Starling

  170. Google will remove one thing for sure by va3atc · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft does consume Google they will be forced to drop http://www.google.com/linux
    search engine :/

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  171. You can pry Google from my cold, dead fingers... by donutz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What to do? Switch to Teoma.

    I use Teoma interchangably with Google. Teoma results are as relevant as Google's yet slightly different, however they almost always have the best most relevant results in common.


    The problems I see with Teoma are

    1) they seem to crawl sites pretty infrequently (I see two old pages of mine listed...one 404's, another has had all its content moved to my new site (and redirects you there after a couple seconds). Google appears to visit my site at least once a month, sometimes more.

    2) you have to pay to play if you're a webmaster. If your site's already in, then great (unless the page is now gone, like mine are). If you want to get your new site included, you gotta pony up the dough. Google crawls my site for free...

  172. This is slightly bothersome regarding privacy by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    Google has quite a bit of the search market.

    What many including myself like about them is that they aren't flashing ads to hard in my face, or attempting to get me to register for things. Services are free. It's a happy place.

    All that contradicts Microsoft's philosophy.

    Now we are going to Microsoft ads when doing searches for "Apple". Pay for image searches... who knows what else.

    With the large market share Google has, this is pretty creepy.

    Google has almost been a neutral man on the net. Great technologies, very accessible, free.

    All things that Microsoft is not.

    Very sad.

  173. Google Powered by Microsoft Windows by ebuite37 · · Score: 1

    If (a big if) this thing does happen, could you imagine what the search engine would be like? Microsoft wouldn't allow Google to have anything to do with Linux, and after time it would merge to Microsoft based servers. The same thing happened with Hotmail, which used to run Unix. After a few years, and a lot of frustration on MS's part, they attempted to switch that over. I'm not sure if it worked in the end, but they tried nonetheless. Google runs on Linux for a reason...it's fast and stable. It's my bet that if they would try to get rid of Linux, the speed and agility of google will decrease, ultimitaly leading to its waning years and to opportunities for other upstarts to enter the fray.

    1. Re:Google Powered by Microsoft Windows by bryanthompson · · Score: 1

      I think everyone can agree with that. Google works so well because of its simplicity. That doesn't mean that there's not a lot of complex logic involved in their engine, but the simplicity of design, advertising, search interface is what I'm talking about. Now, look at any MS product. They've overcomplicated everything by trying to integrate as much garbage as they possibly can. For example, my boss runs the new Works or Office or whatever they're calling it these days. He couldn't find the word processor program. That's all he wanted to do was a simple text doc. I wondered over there to help him find it, thinking it'd be a simple thing, but i couldn't find it either. I was amazed that they'd make it that difficult to make a plain text document. BTW, since then, I've converted 4 of our office computers to OpenOffice, and everyone loves it.

  174. OH Great by AlphaSys · · Score: 1

    I can't wait till I'm tring to solve a routing problem and all my Google Groups searches return posts from alt.microsoft.public.ras-routing or alt.microsoft.public.isaserver.

    alt.my.head.hurts.

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  175. This could be good by sdcharle · · Score: 1
    It could be good, if it gives Microsoft motivation to squash SCO like a bug.

    It could be bad, if they try to convert all of Google to Windows.

    1. Re:This could be good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put down the crackpipe and step away from the keyboard! Who do you think is funding SCO? A year ago their stock was at .79 a share. Now they're at $19! Microsoft is paying them to sue Linux users!

    2. Re:This could be good by sdcharle · · Score: 1

      I am aware of that. The money MS is paying them is chump change by MS standards. If it turns out to be in MS's interests to turn around and smite them, they'll do it. Besides, it would make for a nice clean-up plan once everyone's raked in the cash from the pump-n-dump. It's not like SCO is going to actually start doing actual non-litigious, business type things once the dust settles.

  176. Re:Even if Google refuses Microsoft's offers and.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm wondering if Google considered creating a "poison pill" that essentially voids the advantage of a leveraged buyout (?). If they haven't, it's time to start crafting one!

  177. truth behind it all by skydude_20 · · Score: 0

    maybe cmdr taco and the bunch have some deal on some google ipo stock, and this is one heck of a way to make that ipo go through the roof
    but it's just a guess, everyone loves a conspiricy therory....

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    1. Re:truth behind it all by buford_tannen · · Score: 1

      Maybe not. Maybe I just saw a horrifying headline on Drudge Report with no link, went to news.google.com to find the details, and submitted it to slashdot.

      What does it matter if you all panicked and bought the google stock on ipo that "cmdr taco and the bunch have some deal on"? The stock price would go up whether you or Megashaft bought the shares.

      If your theory were correct, then it would make more sense to just be quiet and count the money.

      Sorry, no cookie for you.

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  178. This will be.. by dentar · · Score: 1

    pretty much the death of Google as a non-evil entity. I'm surprised Google would even THINK of doing this, especially with a philosophy of "Don't be Evil."

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  179. A true P2P search engine is needed by argoff · · Score: 1

    I guess this just highlites that what we really need is a true p2p search engine that can not be co-opted by any one interest or orginisation.
    Perhaps we can create a program where everybody can specify their own search words, but their relavence is rated by peer review.

  180. Feeling Lucky? by FerretFrottage · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet this story was found by someone at MS pressing the "I'm Feeling Lucky" search

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  181. Economist article. by chrestomanci · · Score: 2, Informative

    The Economist also have an article today on the subject of Goggle.

    The article speculates a possible $15bn Goggle IPO, and argues that this would be risky, because unlike Yahoo, Lycos, MSN etc, Goggle have only a single product, and can easily be displaced by a couple of clever computer geeks, just like the founders of Goggle did with Alta vista.

    Worryingly, they argue that Goggle should head into the paid for search search market in order to increase their current $150 m profit. ($150m is clearly not enough to justify a $15bn market cap).

    They also cite Google's perceived 'goodness' compared with Microsoft, as an advantage in any battle against MS, and a barrier against any takeover.

    1. Re:Economist article. by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      Google is already in the paid-for search market. The big difference between Google and less honest search engines (epitomized by VeriSign SiteFinder) is that it clearly marks its paid results as advertisements.

      Paid-for search is the basis of Google's high valuation. In particular, investors hope that it will become an ad broker, serving text ads to sites all over the Internet. Because text ads are indexable, Google search technology can make them relevant to the content of the site, increasing click-through rate.

  182. Void created by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now this is not so bad, is it? Think a bit about it. Google filled a void when it emerged. Now some other startup can fill that void and probably better. I think it's an iteration process. Somebody else will fill the need for a fast, robust, FREE and unbiased search engine and Google will go into the search engines junk yard with the likes of Altavista, Lycos, Hotbot etc. It's about time.

    my $0.02

    Anonymous Coward

  183. GOOGLE DONT MERGE WITH MICROSOFT by moojin · · Score: 1

    a while back i read an article about google and it said that some of the search phrases are displayed by a projector behind the "receptionists desk". everybody start searching for "GOOGLE DONT MERGE WITH MICROSOFT!" perhaps some of those will be displayed. if not, it will probably become one of the top search phrases for the day.

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  184. This header is pure bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is on a slow ride down the drain. No ethic, pure sensationalism, or CmdrTaco is a dumb fucking retarted ass, or he can't read.

    You chose.

    1. Re:This header is pure bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as we have Anonymous Cowards like you -- Slashdot will still be the same old pit of assholes that it always was.

    2. Re:This header is pure bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah well stories like this one, which do nothing but waste my time, incite me to post like a bitch as an AC.

      And i can barely filter them by the headers...

      Where is the filter option to show only credible stories.. hmmm no where. Guess this is why /. pays some editors! If they don't do their job quite right, i get to waste my time reading non-sense. I don't really care if it happens once or twice in a while, but lately deceptive headers have been overused to steer the fray.

      The most recent example aside from this one being:

      WTF? was that all about?

      Stop the bullshit! Show some professionalism, investigate before posting stories please!

  185. Can you imagine Google with Clippy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like you're searching for porn sites!

    1. Bring up all sites with Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera?
    2. Take you to vivid video?
    3. Just give you some privacy, you dirty bastard!

  186. Grab your ankles by homebrewmike · · Score: 1

    The End of Days is here.

  187. Does it matter ? by master_p · · Score: 1

    Even if MS bought Google, we live in a free world. Other search engines would surface. Just like Google was relatively unknown 4 years ago, I bet there are some really good search engines that are for free out there.

    1. Re:Does it matter ? by GuNgA-DiN · · Score: 1

      I'd swtich to Teoma Search...

    2. Re:Does it matter ? by anubi · · Score: 1
      You have a very good point there about Google being relatively unknown 4 years ago.

      The first engine I used extensively was Yahoo. Eventually, as their pages filled up with graphics and bloat, they displayed very little information per page load, and each page load was getting excruciatingly slow.

      Dogpile to the rescue. I became an avid Dogpile fan.

      Then Google came along. I liked Dogpile. But Google was so thorough, their sorting algorithm worked to my liking, and their link and paidspace presentations were so clean. Designed from the get-go for fast pageloads. A very clean system.

      Now, it appears to me Yahoo is going the way of AOL, trying to squeeze the last bit of profit out of captive audiences. I had to leave SBC because Yahoo saw their captive ISP subscribers ahd sweet-talked PacBell into a business partnership where we ISP subscribers would receive a mandate to load proprietary Yahoo software on our end, software that would only load on other Proprietary operating systems. They want to collect all sorts of info on us by having everything we do subject to all sorts of logins and registrations.

      Until Congress steps up to the plate and holds businesses responsible for info leaks, irregardless of what was 'agreed' to in the EULA, I do not want to be pasting my private info onto the net. I do not want my private info on the web. If I have a pile of rocks in my yard, and some neighbor kid gets hurt, I am responsible. If an oil company pipe ruptures, making a mess, they are responsible. If they can't pass law holding those who used the info I give them responsibly, then I will resist like all getout giving them accurate info ( although I will quite readily give them something completely wrong to put in the box.). I know Microsoft has this passport thing that they seem to require to do anything. That passport thing is the reason I dropped my Hotmail addy.

      This is the same problem I see with the banks. When the FDIC steps in to guarantee depositors security of their savings, no-one seems to be much interested in the internal workings or security of the bank. With the law granting indemnity for identity thefts from leaking servers, no-one seems much concerned with security. Its given great lip service for PR purposes, but I haven't seen this lip service reflected in code and algoritms. Its just putting all sorts of military-style locks and steel plating on the front door, while leaving all the windows wide open. So far, from all I've seen, its all for show.

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  188. I'll up you $10 billion and show by Phoenixhunter · · Score: 1

    Depending how the cards are played over the next five-ten years, Google could be bigger than Microsoft. Having that ability to harness vast amounts of raw information versus the software that makes it.

  189. *twitch* by !Xabbu · · Score: 1

    Oh god no...

    My eye started to twitch as soon as I read the original story on google news. *twitch*

    I can just see the announcement on google now.

    1. Banner ads, splashing MS all f'n over google.com
    2. Notification that Goggle is now using IIS and SQL server.
    3. Google grinds to a halt as some script kiddie unleashes his/her wrath upon them in the form of a very small and easy exploit that my grandmother could code with 5 minutes of learning how to use a keyboard.

    I must go pray to tux...

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  190. Vampires, witches, ghouls, MS ... by fygment · · Score: 1

    ... this is truly a scary story befitting the Hallowe'en tradition. Well done editors!

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  191. In other news... by Clippy · · Score: 0

    Earth to stop rotating, RMS shaves beard and gives up masturbating, Slashdot starts running real stories, Hell freezes over...

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  192. GWB considers quitting presidency... by LilMikey · · Score: 1

    GWB considers quitting presidency and working at Mickey D's

    Nooo!!! Don't let GWB run McDs into the ground like his other corporate (and political) ventures! However, that's a blunder the US populace might actually call him on.

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  193. Re: This ain't scary. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    [does quick test with known search param]

    One thing Teoma does WRONG, is insist on *including* the "did you mean something else?" results in the *desired* results. So with a search that has known targets, only about half of Teoma's were correct. Using "quote marks" didn't help.

    Also, Teoma had 156 results (including a large percentage of forced bad results) whereas Google had 238 results (with only a few spurious ones included, all due to how some of the irrelevant .htm files are named).

    [does another search with known results] Ugh. You don't even want to hear about this one.

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  194. Ok, but what about the old dejanews (usenet) by Chris_Mir · · Score: 1

    Ok, this looks good for finding websites. But what about the great resources from usenet? I get 60%+ information from the newsgroups resources of google.

  195. Dude, Google partially powers Teoma. by fygment · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Check it out here.

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  196. Re:You can pry Google from my cold, dead fingers.. by Reziac · · Score: 1

    Didn't know Teoma was pay to play. That would explain the lack of correct results for my second test search (see my other reply to the parent for your post) -- didn't get ANY results for the 2nd test param's home site, which comes up #1 on Google (as it should, since it's THE major player in its websphere).

    I remember the era of "no submit your site by hand, no get found anywhere". I miss it about like I miss boils on my ass.

    Google has been getting it right, and I fear the IPO and subsequent increased corporate wooing spells the end of Google as we know it.

    SAS is one of the largest business software companies, yet (at least last I heard) it's still privately held with no plans to go public. Goes to show that a well-run company doesn't NEED the stock market.

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  197. pay google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crap now I'm gonna have to pay for MSgoogle.
    I just can't afford it.

  198. The sky is falling.. by Egekrusher2K · · Score: 1

    Google is the ONLY search engine I use. Period. I use their toolbar as well, which is EXTREMELY handy. They would definitely lose me if this went through.

    I remember when Google first came out. I was still using Yahoo and AltaVista at the time. The first time I did a search with Google, I went OMFG!!! It actually brought me what I was looking for on the FIRST LINK!!!

    Seriously, this would ruin the entire interwebnet experience for me.

    No. No. And FUCK NO.

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  199. Check your calendar by taustin · · Score: 1

    Tomorrow is November 1, not April 1.

  200. microsoft 23863242334 ..world 0 by jason.mitchell · · Score: 1

    eh, I guess the monopoly lawsuits aren't stopping them. billy will never learn. ms > riaa > sco

  201. Actually, no by whatch+durrin · · Score: 1
    According to this New York Times Article (registration, etc.)

    The link is appended with "&partner=GOOGLE", thereby bypassing the registration process. How can you miss that when you submitted the link yourself?!

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  202. Re:Hrm... Who's the Troll??? by juhaz · · Score: 1

    Yes, he DID make this story up.

    It may have basis in NYT story, but it is so heavily distorted beyond regognization it might just as well be new.

    Here's somewhat accurate title: "Microsoft interested in Google, Google declines."

    As for the summary, it's just as or even more far off and should go something like "Microsoft recently approached Google to offer partnership or even merge, but Google was not interested, and would rather go public.". Slashdot and the submitter turn the story upside down, with little resemblance of anything mentioned in original.

  203. Hrm... conspiracy time ! by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    So, let's see...
    Google is being bought by Microsoft, right? At least, that's what the gossip-mill says.
    Now, Google runs on Linux, a stated fact.
    Most Linux-users happen to not like uncle Gates that much, presumed fact.
    Google starts to sell it's shares on the internet soon, definite fact.
    Linux users like Google, presumed fact.

    Concluding: in order to prevent Microsoft from obtaining a majority of the available shares and thereby effectively ruining the way Google runs on Linux as well as diminishing the support Google gets from Linux users, those users massively go buy Google stock!

    I wonder if this gossip was first found when someone Googled for "google microsoft" and saw the 3rd hit from above...

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  204. Google's new name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Microsoft and Google merge, perhaps we could call it Moogle!

  205. cough......gag.... sputter......... by meatpopcicle · · Score: 1

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooo!
    say it isnt so!

    The shareholders must be happy. Eventually everything will be owned by Micro$oft.

    --
    "You're on my side and the dark side, like Lando Calrissian?" --Gimpy, Undergrads
  206. Re: This ain't scary. by BuilderBob · · Score: 1

    I'm aware of the irony, but I didn't know what Teoma was (or that existed). So I searched on Google for it.

  207. Re:You can pry Google from my cold, dead fingers.. by Haeleth · · Score: 1
    From SearchEngineWatch.com:
    As with Inktomi, Teoma has no free Add URL page -- but also as with Inktomi, Teoma crawls the web, so if you have links pointing at your web site, you may get included naturally.
    In other words, you only have to pay if you want a guarantee that your site will appear. If you're popular, it'll probably end up there anyway.
  208. Re: This ain't scary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd never heard of Teoma before -- you're right, it's a great site! Thanks for the tip.

  209. OK Then by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

    What's the next up and coming search engine?

    --
    Fred

    "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
    -RMS
  210. Re:You can pry Google from my cold, dead fingers.. by donutz · · Score: 1
    From SearchEngineWatch.com:
    As with Inktomi, Teoma has no free Add URL page -- but also as with Inktomi, Teoma crawls the web, so if you have links pointing at your web site, you may get included naturally.
    In other words, you only have to pay if you want a guarantee that your site will appear. If you're popular, it'll probably end up there anyway.

    In theory, at least. It's been several months (probably about half a year since I first noticed) and Teoma hasn't re-crawled and re-indexed my old pages. My new page is linked to from one of my old pages, and it's yet to show up. Who's to say that Teoma is actively crawling the pages currently in their index? In my experience, they're not.
  211. No need to worry. by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    We can still go to GigaBlast, a high performance google-like search engine created by a single person and running on a shoestring budget. It's a really impressive piece of work.

  212. A good thing will be ruined by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

    If this happens, one of the cleanest, most functional websites on the internet will become just another MSN-looking crap site. God forbid I download the next Google toolbar once MS controls it. And just imagine all the popups and banner ads that will follow.

  213. Maybe they meant to say... by antin · · Score: 1

    TRICK OR TREAT!!!

    ?

  214. Hmm by Dragoon · · Score: 1

    Remember when the bought hotmail? damn i loved hotmail.

    It was 'free' for 203 years, then they slowly turned it into a pay service, sure you can use a limited accoutn size for now, but how long till that changes?

    My point is, if MS did buy the great googley moogley, then how long would it be before you have to pay for anything past the first 5 links in a search?

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  215. First Hotmail now Google... by xanos3001 · · Score: 1

    Hotmail used to run on Sun machines and now we all know how great of system they have now. Google on Windows, OMIG, 'nuff said.

  216. Join the dots jouranlism by nagora · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. This month's Google IPO rumour went around.
    2. Someone pointed out that MS has enough cash to pay the sort of money involved out of its reserves.
    3. Deadline looms for journalist who's spent too much time on the Web instead of doing real research.
    4. Microsoft to merge with Google story.

    Nothing to see here, move along.

    TWW

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    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  217. Microsoft.com runs Linux too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph?site=http://ww w.microsoft.com

    The site www.microsoft.com is running Microsoft-IIS/6.0 on Linux.

    P.S. - IBM has the funniest commercial out with a little kid being taught all sorts of things...and at the end they reveal its Linux

  218. server changes by e-ville · · Score: 0

    I wonder if Microsft would stay with google's current linux servers. Microsft seems to be comfortable running freebsd for their hotmail servers.

  219. Try it out now! by gukin · · Score: 2, Funny

    As root, do this:

    echo "207.68.176.250 www.google.com" >> /etc/hosts

    You'll love it.

    1. Re:Try it out now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if blaster infected the VMware installation of W2k 2 hours after said virtual machine came into being I should email abuse@google.com?

  220. Resistance is Futile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you will join the collective and serve, or be destroyed :)

  221. Absolutely. by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

    Was there any doubt of that? :-D

  222. Can someone tell me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone tell me why google, and every other company that reaches a certain size, feels that they must expand and become a world-dominating juggernaut?

    Why can't they just be the best search engine out there? Keep speding the bizillions they make on unobstrusive ads on R&D.

    HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU NEED? *#($@*&$(@&

  223. Eeek. by WCityMike · · Score: 1

    Hey, whatever happened to Sergei Brin telling us how Google's no. 1 premise was not to be evil? :-)

  224. Noooooooo... by magiluke · · Score: 1
    ...ooooooooooooooooo!!!

    This can't be!!! The best thing in the world is merging with the worst thing in the world!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

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    -Magiluke

    Earl Grey, Hot.

    1. Re:Noooooooo... by drbart · · Score: 1

      C'mon, this is the Borg we're talking about. Every new assmilation improves the whole.

      Plus I'm sure M$ made it very clear to Google that they can be bought out, or die.

  225. fargin' war by juan2074 · · Score: 1
    I thought the world was going to end when the Red Sox played the Cubs in the World Series this year. Nope. Phew! We got a reprieve.

    Now I read this. Maybe the end is at hand.

    Well, if M$ does take-over Google, there goes the neighbourhood. Anyone want to create a new search engine for the masses? Then we can all say, This is fargin' war!

  226. No! No! No! by Doc+Squidly · · Score: 1

    No Google, don't do it!

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  227. To quote Homer S.... by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

    It's funny because it's true.

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  228. Please, I'm begging here... by f1ipf10p · · Score: 0

    If you at Google are reading this (and we know you are), Google just go public!

    Please stop considering merging with Microsoft.

    We would hate to have to find or start another search engine.

    Thanks you very much.

    Have a nice day.

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  229. wtf?! by XdarkstarX · · Score: 1

    Micro$oft sucks a$$. why would a linux-powered super search engine merge with a control-oriented commie organization? it doesnt make sense at all... i would seriously take a deeper look into the validity of this article...

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  230. If its not broke..... by 00RUSS · · Score: 0

    Why would google want to change something that works so well?

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  231. Google is already a creepy entity. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1, Troll
    From Google-watch

    1. Google's immortal cookie:
    Google was the first search engine to use a cookie that expires in 2038. This was at a time when federal websites were prohibited from using persistent cookies altogether. Now it's years later, and immortal cookies are commonplace among search engines; Google set the standard because no one bothered to challenge them. This cookie places a unique ID number on your hard disk. Anytime you land on a Google page, you get a Google cookie if you don't already have one. If you have one, they read and record your unique ID number.

    2. Google records everything they can:
    For all searches they record the cookie ID, your Internet IP address, the time and date, your search terms, and your browser configuration. Increasingly, Google is customizing results based on your IP number. This is referred to in the industry as "IP delivery based on geolocation."

    3. Google retains all data indefinitely:
    Google has no data retention policies. There is evidence that they are able to easily access all the user information they collect and save.

    4. Google won't say why they need this data:
    Inquiries to Google about their privacy policies are ignored. When the New York Times (2002-11-28) asked Sergey Brin about whether Google ever gets subpoenaed for this information, he had no comment.

    5. Google hires spooks:
    Matt Cutts, a key Google engineer, used to work for the National Security Agency. Google wants to hire more people with security clearances, so that they can peddle their corporate assets to the spooks in Washington.

    6. Google's toolbar is spyware:
    With the advanced features enabled, Google's free toolbar for Explorer phones home with every page you surf, and yes, it reads your cookie too. Their privacy policy confesses this, but that's only because Alexa lost a class-action lawsuit when their toolbar did the same thing, and their privacy policy failed to explain this. Worse yet, Google's toolbar updates to new versions quietly, and without asking. This means that if you have the toolbar installed, Google essentially has complete access to your hard disk every time you connect to Google (which is many times a day). Most software vendors, and even Microsoft, ask if you'd like an updated version. But not Google. Any software that updates automatically presents a massive security risk.

    7. Google's cache copy is illegal:
    Judging from Ninth Circuit precedent on the application of U.S. copyright laws to the Internet, Google's cache copy appears to be illegal. The only way a webmaster can avoid having his site cached on Google is to put a "noarchive" meta in the header of every page on his site. Surfers like the cache, but webmasters don't. Many webmasters have deleted questionable material from their sites, only to discover later that the problem pages live merrily on in Google's cache. The cache copy should be "opt-in" for webmasters, not "opt-out."

    8. Google is not your friend:
    Young, stupid script kiddies and many bloggers still think Google is "way kool," so by now Google enjoys a 75 percent monopoly for all external referrals to most websites. No webmaster can avoid seeking Google's approval these days, assuming he wants to increase traffic to his site. If he tries to take advantage of some of the known weaknesses in Google's semi-secret algorithms, he may find himself penalized by Google, and his traffic disappears. There are no detailed, published standards issued by Google, and there is no appeal process for penalized sites. Google is completely unaccountable. Most of the time they don't even answer email from webmasters.

    9. Google is a privacy time bomb:
    With 200 million searches per day, most from outside the U.S., Google amounts to a privacy disaster waiting to happen. Those newly-commissioned data-mining bureaucrats in Washing

    1. Re:Google is already a creepy entity. by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Informative
      I don't know who the Googlewatch guy is, but he's got a bizarre grudge against Google for no fathomable reason. Let's examine his list of "dangers":

      1. Google's immortal cookie: Google was the first search engine to use a cookie that expires in 2038. This was at a time when federal websites were prohibited from using persistent cookies altogether. Now it's years later, and immortal cookies are commonplace among search engines; Google set the standard because no one bothered to challenge them. This cookie places a unique ID number on your hard disk. Anytime you land on a Google page, you get a Google cookie if you don't already have one. If you have one, they read and record your unique ID number.

      So delete the cookie, or turn off cookies if cookies bother you. Or use a browser that lets you easily block cookies on a per-domain basis. And what difference does it make how long the cookie lasts? Is one year better than 35 years? How about two years? Four? Ten? Where's the line? Why should there be a line?

      2. Google records everything they can: For all searches they record the cookie ID, your Internet IP address, the time and date, your search terms, and your browser configuration. Increasingly, Google is customizing results based on your IP number. This is referred to in the industry as "IP delivery based on geolocation."

      This sounds like an actual service to me. If I'm searching for stores that sell product X, why exactly would I want hits for stores that are in other states? Yes, there's always the privacy issue, but is there any evidence that Google is selling targeted information to spammers or doing anything nefarious with this information?

      3. Google retains all data indefinitely: Google has no data retention policies. There is evidence that they are able to easily access all the user information they collect and save.

      User information? Google's never collected any *personal* information from me. Maybe they correlate all the searches that come from my home IPs, which won't do them much good if I ever move or get a new IP. (My work IP is a router that represents several hundred computers, so good luck on them tracking me through there). What data are they retaining that could be bad, exactly?

      4. Google won't say why they need this data: Inquiries to Google about their privacy policies are ignored. When the New York Times (2002-11-28) asked Sergey Brin about whether Google ever gets subpoenaed for this information, he had no comment.

      Google probably should answer this one, assuming that this statement is accurate. Given the oddly-shaped axe that Googlewatch seems to be grinding, I wouldn't be surprised if this one was taken out of context.

      5. Google hires spooks: Matt Cutts, a key Google engineer, used to work for the National Security Agency. Google wants to hire more people with security clearances, so that they can peddle their corporate assets to the spooks in Washington.

      And the problem with this is... what?

      6. Google's toolbar is spyware: With the advanced features enabled, Google's free toolbar for Explorer phones home with every page you surf, and yes, it reads your cookie too. Their privacy policy confesses this, but that's only because Alexa lost a class-action lawsuit when their toolbar did the same thing, and their privacy policy failed to explain this. Worse yet, Google's toolbar updates to new versions quietly, and without asking. This means that if you have the toolbar installed, Google essentially has complete access to your hard disk every time you connect to Google (which is many times a day). Most software vendors, and even Microsoft, ask if you'd like an updated version. But not Google. Any software that updates automatically presents a m

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    2. Re:Google is already a creepy entity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google-watch is run by a kook, if you've ever bothered to read past stories. He's just PO'd that he doesn't have a higher pagerank than he thinks he should.

      ----->

      1. Google's immortal cookie:
      Google was the first search engine to use a cookie that expires in 2038. This was at a time when federal websites were prohibited from using persistent cookies altogether.

      > Google is not, nor has it ever been a federal website. We can all clear our cookies quite easily and Mozilla prevents "immortal" cookies (mind you, if they knew what "immortal" meant, they'd realize that it implies that it would NEVER expire, rather than that it would expire in 2038... oh well)

      2. Google records everything they can:
      For all searches they record the cookie ID, your Internet IP address, the time and date, your search terms, and your browser configuration. Increasingly, Google is customizing results based on your IP number. This is referred to in the industry as "IP delivery based on geolocation."

      > Funny, that sounds like the log from an Apache webserver. Dummy; almost every server keeps a log like that! (No doubt, including google-watch itself...) The nefarious bit about geolocation reminds me of one of their contest winners--making a search search for things near you (e.g. if you wanted pages on restaurants near your home)

      3. Google retains all data indefinitely:
      Google has no data retention policies.

      > Most sites don't. And those that do routinely break them...

      4. Google won't say why they need this data:

      > Umm, "this data" is no worse than an Apache logfile or ASP session ID (N.B. I'm well aware that Google's ID cookie isn't an ASP session ID)

      5. Google hires spooks:
      Matt Cutts, a key Google engineer, used to work for the National Security Agency.

      > Curious; I wasn't aware that the NSA listed their "spooks" on their web page. Frankly, if the NSA wanted to position someone within Google, I doubt they'd let anyone know, must less list it in someone's bio...

      6. Google's toolbar is spyware:

      > You have to enable those features. They even flag it as IMPORTANT that you read up on what it's doing. Can't miss it. IE is far more of a security risk than the Google toolbar will ever be.

      7. Google's cache copy is illegal:

      > Then sue or shut up.

      8. Google is not your friend:
      There are no detailed, published standards issued by Google, and there is no appeal process for penalized sites. Google is completely unaccountable. Most of the time they don't even answer email from webmasters.

      > Duh. Google-watch is the site of a paranoid kook who thinks he's a lot more important than he is. They DO list how they work and they DO filter out irrelevant spammers who also think they should be considered more important than they are. And they do it well, IMHO.

      9. Google is a privacy time bomb:

      > If you don't want it online, don't put it online. Google has very little info on me, as I can verify via a quick search or three. If you're responsible with your information, you have no worries.

      Okay, that's enough debunking for now; please don't keep posting this stupid troll anymore... okay? Thanks.

    3. Re:Google is already a creepy entity. by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      You can prevent the transmission of cookies by your browser. You can erase cookies. Google respects robots.txt, even one that completely forbids crawling, and even has a facility for removing a page from their index, which I used sucessfully once. If you use anyone's web toolbar under Windows and have any expectation of privacy or security you are an idiot. If you use Microsoft Windows and have any expectation of privacy or security you are an idiot.

    4. Re:Google is already a creepy entity. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Okay, that's enough debunking for now

      Debunking? Try crap-flooding.

      Re-read some of your 'arguments' please. Your logic is like a seive. With a dent and an opinionated lean in one side.

      If you don't want it online, don't put it online. Google has very little info on me, as I can verify via a quick search or three. If you're responsible with your information, you have no worries.

      This seems to sum up your position, which, if I may paraphrase, boils down to, "To avoid predators, one should be careful." I should point out that this argument does not take away from the fact that Google is using predatory tactics which have the potential to do harm. This was the whole point of the argument and as such, your 'debunking', (what little of it there actually was), doesn't do anything to gainsay the main thesis.

      But thanks for playing.


      -FL

  232. Google and Microsoft by Veovis · · Score: 1

    Will I be asked to activate my copy of the google toolbar?

    1. Re:Google and Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will I be asked to activate my copy of the google toolbar?

      You won't need. Google will only run on an already activated Longhorn or on Windows XP with Service Pack 66-drm6.

  233. Sweet by spektr · · Score: 2, Funny

    I heard before that Microsoft's future is bleak, due to the competition by Free Software. But I never thought that they would be bought up by a Linux based company this fast. I expect that their part will be the daily artwork on the Google-logo, since their software has never been entirely convincing. As long as it doesn't mess up my search results, I'm all for it - after all it helps to maintain jobs for quite a large bunch of talented clipart-designers, marketing people and lawyers, who would have a hard time without this charitable gesture.

  234. google by thayner · · Score: 1

    Whether or not Microsoft buys them, I know I'm worried that google faced by the pressures of having to justify it's stock being worth 15-25 billion dollars, is going to make some serious changes that are not going to benefit the Internet community as a whole.

    Hopefully, I am worrying for nothing and have nothing but admiration for google to date, but just to be safe, I am wondering how hard it would be to set up an ad-free, unslanted distributed search engine for the entire Internet. Is there anything out there like this?

    1. Re:google by markpetryk · · Score: 1

      > > Is there anything out there like this? > If google did it, it can be done again. It only takes a couple of committed individuals...

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  235. Re:Taco can't find anthing better to do on a Frida by buford_tannen · · Score: 1

    Blame me. I'm the one who wrote the headline.

    Drawing attention to the fact that Megashaft would dearly love to turn Google into IIS hell and getting people to realise what is going on is probably the best way of preventing it.

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  236. Googlesoft? or MicroGoogle? by DougMelvin · · Score: 1

    [Spoof Mode On]
    Your search - Linux - did not match any documents.
    No pages were found containing "Linux".

    Suggestions:
    - Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
    - Try different keywords.
    - Try more general keywords.
    Also, you can try Google Answers for expert help with your search.

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  237. If Hotmail is any indication... by cascadefx · · Score: 1
    As many people know, Google's search services are powered by Linux.
    ...not for long
  238. Ok so its not April 1st so it must be.... by A+Binary+Rebel · · Score: 1

    solar flares.

  239. Re: This ain't scary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well Teoma is already been brought by Ask jeeves.
    When I tried to submit my site, it asked for Money. This makes TOEMA irrelevant isnt it?

  240. Re:This is a good thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, google has been great - but if microsoft gets their grubby mitts on it, the first order of business is going to be to nuke the hated and feared linux os and try to run the whole thing on a windoze pee cee server farm - blech...

  241. Microsoft needs Linux Tallent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only reason Microsoft would want Google is if they are looking for Linux tallent.

    Can one imagine how much work it would be to keep 10-20000 Windows machines running in a search engine cluster like theirs?

    It certainly would be the end of Google should they try to run Windows in there.

  242. This thread 'd do it by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/askslashdot/99/02/23/1251212.s html

  243. (OT) by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    Will slashdot ever drag itself into the year 2003 and provide the ability to edit posts?

    The reason why you can't edit posts is because of the simple fact that a moderation system exists. Basically, you could get modded from +2 to -1, then fix the post and be unfairly modded (up or down). A PERFECT way for trolls to get their say in...

  244. This would be ESPECIALLY BAD for Firebird users. by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1
    Many browsers have built in Google search, but Firebird goes a step further, doing "I'm feeling lucky" search on anything you type in the address bar that isn't in the form "something.extension". If Microsoft takes control of Google, this could really screw up Firebird users' browsing experience.

    An extreme example would be if you typed "apple" to go to apple.com, Google could redirect you to a Microsoft page that said bad things about apple. Is there any plan to modify Firebird to allow users to switch this behavior?

  245. ntecraft by minus_273 · · Score: 1

    well if they are to be believed, MS runs IIS on linux...

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  246. Microsoft is for the birds? by Xconnect · · Score: 0

    I can see this becoming a slashdot poll... sorta...

    What will Bill pay most for from Google?
    * Pigeon wingspan
    * Pigeon Efficiency (Beak rate)
    * World ranked ping-pong pigeons
    * ...

    http://www.google.com/technology/pigeonrank.html

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  247. Re:You can pry Google from my cold, dead fingers.. by Tokerat · · Score: 1


    Perhaps they're not crawling your old site if the new one is linked too instead?

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  248. Why not? by Snaller · · Score: 1

    If you want to find something on the Microsoft website, its already better to use Google than their own search engine!

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    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  249. As if M$ didn't have enough of an advantage in the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fud department.

    A merger between those two would be truly tragic.

  250. Re:Hrm... Who's the Troll??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We can all quote the dictionary.

    consider: To form an opinion about.

    So, how did they come up with that "no" answer without even considering Microsoft's offer?

    Yes, I read your post, you say, " I see no "consideration" there."

    If you hate sensationalism so much, leave.