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  1. Quickly! on Arbitrary Code Execution With "ldd" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fetch me my tinfoil hat!

  2. Re:The Law of Unintended Consequences on Legal War For WA State Sunshine Law · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you have to explain to people the difference between "freedom of speech" and "responsibility for what you say"

  3. Re:Don't forget about Cybersecurity Act of 2009, t on Secret ACTA Treaty May Sport "Internet Enforcement" Procedures After All · · Score: 1

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

  4. Surprised this one wasn't first on Lockheed Snags $31 Million To Reinvent the Internet, Microsoft To Help · · Score: 5, Funny

    And Al Gore could not be reached for comment.

  5. Re:Why P2P on House Committee Passes "Informed P2P User Act" · · Score: 0, Troll

    Did someone forget to inform this senator that we (the US) no longer own the internets?

  6. Bursting Dams on Dam Burst Tool Disables China's Green Dam Censorware · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now with the oppressive soviet porn filter removed, I believe we'll see dams bursting in record numbers. Though if it's green, you should probably see a doctor.

    In soviet china, dam bursts you!

  7. Re:Bait cars? on Massachusetts Police Can't Place GPS On Autos Without Warrant · · Score: 1

    There's a reality TV show on Speed about a task force that puts out bait cars and then follows around the drivers of said bait cars until they get enough people tailing them to take them down. They track actual stolen cars as well, but there's never a mention of needing a new warrant each time the car is used. I believe the car is registered with all relevant jurisdictions' authorities, but aside from that, police observing a crime in a setting in which there is no expectation of privacy (e.g. in plain sight) arrest the perp for that crime.

  8. Re:New rules required. on Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Normally I'd say that artificial hearts aren't designed for strenuous activity, but you're a slashdotter after all...

  9. Re:In a movie on Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reports of my assimilation are greatly exaggerated.

  10. Re:Bait cars? on Massachusetts Police Can't Place GPS On Autos Without Warrant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is no expectation of privacy or security in a stolen vehicle. In fact, there is an expectation of seizure.

  11. Scary. on Massachusetts Police Can't Place GPS On Autos Without Warrant · · Score: 1

    "Your tracking device appears to have malfunctioned, citizen."

    (or)

    Seems that Inspector Gadget will have to figure out a new way to track the bad guy back to his lair.

  12. Re:Mixed feelings on $338M Patent Ruling Against Microsoft Overturned · · Score: 1

    Here's my problem with this whole line of reasoning. It's not like the judge heard the ruling and immediately said, "Yeah, no, I think you all suck, we're doing it this way." This is several years later. I'm assuming there's been a couple of eyes this case has passed in front of since then, and despite the glacial pace of the judicial system, it may be that cooler heads have prevailed for once, and your average slashdotter is pissed because M$ happens to have won for once in a case where they might have actually been justified winning.

    (To borrow from someone else's sig: "-1, Disagree" does not exist. Flamebait, offtopic and troll are not acceptable substitutes.)

  13. Re:Prejudice. on Are Data Center "Tiers" Still Relevant? · · Score: 1

    Tiers/Tears

    Prejudice as in why should data center tears be more relevant than any other tears.

  14. Prejudice. on Are Data Center "Tiers" Still Relevant? · · Score: 0

    Only when coming from the eyes of data center owners.

  15. Yes, but... on Malaysia Seeking to Copyright Food? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, but won't you just be hungry again in an hour if you eat one?

  16. Re:Protests on Iranian Government Cuts Off Internet Access Again · · Score: 1

    The statement was inteded as a commentary on the ignorance of the west as well as separately referencing a christian Jehovah, often referred to as God, as well as the judaic Adonai, in comparison with the Muslim Allah, singled out specifically.

    Rather than say may Jehovah, Adonai and Allah all see eye to eye on this issue, I preferred my wording.

    But thanks. :)

  17. Protests on Iranian Government Cuts Off Internet Access Again · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Unfortunately, given the current socio-economic state that the US and it's allies are in, Iranian leaders -- very possibly not being the caricatures many americans would assume them to be -- may be making a large bluff in this and other moves it has made. The US can ill-afford a continued string of wars in smaller powers that do not offer a consumer incentive; i.e. any war that doesn't have us retooling our auto companies to make tanks, telling our people that if they ride alone they ride with the ayatollah. If we're to go to war, it needs to be a manufacturer's war, not a war of attrition fought by a people that have sufficient stores of it's most important tactical resource (people) to not care about when it "wins".

    Iranian leaders, if they have any semblance of intelligence, knows that we cannot call their bluff unless a larger ally steps in and makes the war "interesting". For now, despite the horrible situation in Iran, the best thing that we can do is encourate the Iranian people, and let them know that their voices are being heard, that they have the power to revolt and change their own destinies. Most of all, that if they take the initiative, we will respect any free government they impliment in the aftermath.

    But we cannot help them with guns. We cannot help them with bullets. We cannot help them with manpower. Any fight we make on their behalf, is fighting their cause. Every bullet we fire at an oppressive Iranian government, we fire at Democracy. If we have learned anything from Iraq-ganistan, it is that a policy of policing the world leads to later generations of peoples turned from ally to staunch enemy with the memory of american guns killing their people outweighing the memory of american guns killing their enemies.

    May God and Allah see eye to eye in this conflict.

  18. Public Domain on Amazon Delaying Public Domain Submissions On Kindle · · Score: 5, Insightful

    By banning new public domain books from the Kindle, they are making an implicit decision as to which books people should read. You can argue that "you can get these texts anywhere," but by excluding high-quality Kindle books from the nascent Kindle marketplace, Amazon is implicitly deciding what is a valid part of our culture and what isn't. This trend does not bode well for the future of e-books.

    Actually they're really making a decision on which books they wish to deliver on their service, paid or unpaid. Honestly I can get behind Amazon on this as the appropriate policy to have in this situation is broad-based denial to avoid exactly what they're stating; multiple copies of public domain works, whose redundancy will create a negative user experience, and to which the public (not an individual) holds the copyright. And in this situation, if the work isn't being provided for free (as a public domain work), the potential for abuse is extraordinary. I would chide Amazon for not providing a dispute process based on the quality of the supplied work, or an alternate pricing scheme for businesses such as the OP's, but I do not fault them for this policy in general.

  19. Wow! on Bullet-Proof Sheets of Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...That's some tough sheet!

  20. Begging the question on First Rocky Exoplanet Confirmed · · Score: 1

    ...What about Bullwinkle?

  21. Haven't I seen this one before? on DHS To Review Report On US Power Grid Vulnerability · · Score: 1

    Already, subscribers are talking about a controversial military maneuver whereby a small unit or individual, outgunned and trapped may use an otherwise abandoned motor vehicle and a makeshift ramp to disable or destroy a rotory aerial vehicle.

    At least one may in fact currently be viewing this via "the old satcomms".

  22. So... on Google Data Liberation Group Seeks To Unlock Data · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the idea is that making it easier to leave google makes you more likely to stay with google?

    I need to try this on my girlfriend!

  23. Re:Real time of sneaker net on SA's Largest Telecomms Provider vs. a Pigeon · · Score: 1

    In soviet russia, pidgeon Roots you!

  24. Re:The status quo on Major ISPs Seek To Lower Broadband Definition · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The major difference between our service and theirs is that our plans aren't rated by data transferred per month. In the EU, Japan, even Australia, end users have 5G, 10G, 25G plans et al. We're "unlimited" in the sense that we could download every minute of every day of a month and with the exception of being throttled (by either the company or our flatmates) could hit theoretical maximums well outside the financial means of these international customers.

    Our method is to limit traffic use by limiting how much you can use at any one time.

    Theirs is to limit traffic use by letting you get whatever you want as fast as you want... but make you pay if you go over a certain line.

    God help us if Broadband pricing guidelines become Wireless pricing guidelines.

  25. But Firefox is so wank-friendly! on Fear of Porn URL Exposure Discourages Firefox 3 Upgrade · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is that you all don't clear your private data after you're done? I mean, the last version of FF was the most porn-friendly yet, letting you clear back the last hour only if you wanted.