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Artificial Heart Recipient Has No Pulse

laggist writes "A heart patient in Singapore has been implanted with an artificial heart that pumps blood continuously, allowing her to live without a pulse. From the article: '... the petite Madam Salina, who suffers from end-stage heart failure, would not have been able to use the older and bulkier models because they can only be implanted in patients 1.7m or taller. The 30-year-old administrative assistant is the first recipient here to get a new artificial heart that pumps blood continuously, the reason why there are no beats on her wrist.'" The story is light on details, but an article from last year in MIT's Technology Review explains a bit more about how a pulse-less artificial heart works.

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  1. First pulse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    First pulse.

    1. Re:First pulse. by DigitalPasture · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Kudos... I hate the "first" post crap too!

    2. Re:First pulse. by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Last pulse.

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    3. Re:First pulse. by RandomFactor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Beat me to it.

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    4. Re:First pulse. by ZygnuX · · Score: 1

      I can see what you're doing there!

  2. In a movie by TVDinner · · Score: 1

    I could swear that I saw this concept in a movie at one point in time. Any reason why someone didn't think of this approach sooner? What are the drawbacks?

    1. Re:In a movie by sopssa · · Score: 2, Funny

      What are the drawbacks?

      That when there's a bug, it's a Blue Screen of Death you wont be booting back from.

    2. Re:In a movie by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The easiest way of moving a fluid is with a fan. It's trivial to make an artificial heart that works like that, but it has a disadvantage; the fan blades damage the blood cells. A few devices that work like this have been around for a while for emergency use (e.g. if the heart stops in the middle of an operation), but they can't be used for more than a couple of days without killing the patient (having a few blood cells killed is generally better than having no blood flowing, so they're fine for short-term use). I don't know how they solved that problem for this machine.

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    3. Re:In a movie by sakdoctor · · Score: 5, Funny

      What are the drawbacks?

      Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead.

    4. Re:In a movie by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      What are the drawbacks?

      Well, for one, how do these people get their blood pressure measured? Or does this heart have NASA-style telemetry? :-)

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    5. Re:In a movie by sopssa · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or even more so, how do machines or the nurses/doctors see you're still living if you're temporary unconscious (maybe a few too many beers?) and your pulse is zero. Then they'll declare you dead and dig you to graveyard. Nice place to wake up after a night of partying.

    6. Re:In a movie by captbob2002 · · Score: 1

      "Threshold" from 1981 - I remembered it, too.

    7. Re:In a movie by thhamm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead.

      No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed.

    8. Re:In a movie by mowall · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or even more so, how do machines or the nurses/doctors see you're still living if you're temporary unconscious (maybe a few too many beers?) and your pulse is zero.

      Some kind of tattoo explaining the situation is probably in order.

    9. Re:In a movie by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, for one thing, they haven't replaced her lungs with continuous, ehm, blood conditioner. :-)

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    10. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Artificial heart + partying? That's a bright idea. Almost as good as smoking through that little hole in your neck.

    11. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any reason why someone didn't think of this approach sooner?

      I'm sure someone thought of this earlier, but there can be a long delay between thinking of doing something and actually accomplishing it. This is especially true for life sustaining medical devices.

      Any reason why someone didn't think of this approach sooner? What are the drawbacks?

      You mean other than the obvious problem walmass's post refers to below (it's easier for someone to mistake her for dead while she's unconcious)? I don't know, but perhaps there will be issues that are uncovered as this artificial heart gets wider use. While the second link indicates that this type of device can respond to increases or decreases in oxygen requirements, it is possible that over the long-term lacking a pulse may cause problems to one or more of the body's organs or systems. However, the people who get it would probably be dead without it (since it can be implanted in people with small chest cavities and traditional devices can't) so most likely any negative consequences will be acceptable to most candidates.

    12. Re:In a movie by lytithwyn · · Score: 1

      Where oh where are my mod points? This is hilarious! Is it bad that the episode of TNG to which your are referring is the first thing that came to my mind when reading this article?

    13. Re:In a movie by Drunken+Buddhist · · Score: 3, Funny

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    14. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      some blood machines use a system where the tube holding the blood is squeezed repeatedly by a rotating disk (there are like pegs on the disk and as they pass over the tubing the squeeze it like you do with toothpaste.) Advantage I understand it is its sterile since no part of the motor or other components actually contact the blood. Not sure if its a similar system or not.

    15. Re:In a movie by blind+biker · · Score: 5, Informative

      This device is bladeless. In fact, one of the major advantages of this artificial heart compared to the traditional ones, is that this damages less blood cells than all other artificial "pulsed" devices. It has other benefits, like smaller size and less energy consumption. Overall, it's a greatly improved system.

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    16. Re:In a movie by vtcodger · · Score: 3, Informative

      ***Well, for one, how do these people get their blood pressure measured?*** Good question. It would appear they don't -- at least not with a sphygmomanometer that depends on the Korotkoff sounds generated by cutting off pulsating blood flow. And they won't have a pulse either. Those characteristics would normally be symptomatic of being dead. Or maybe one can pump up the blood pressure cuff and listen for a single -- hopefully loud and distinct -- thunk when blood starts flowing. OTOH, not having a pulse or measurable blood pressure beats all hell out of having a pulse and not being functional. I can't imagine what they are going to put on her MedicAlert bracelet.

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    17. Re:In a movie by Cyner · · Score: 2, Informative

      A pair of Peristaltic pumps will create a continuous flow and function significantly similarly to an actual heart. Many heart-bypass machines are designed like this.

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    18. Re:In a movie by imakemusic · · Score: 4, Funny

      I aint'n't dead!

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    19. Re:In a movie by bcmm · · Score: 1

      I'm sure someone with one of these would wear a MedicAlert bracelet, just like a pacemaker patient does. I'm presuming paramedics would check those when resuscitating someone, as lots of already widely used heart implant technologies must effect how they resuscitate.

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    20. Re:In a movie by AndersOSU · · Score: 4, Informative

      the technical term for those wondering (this is/. afterall) is paristaltic pump

    21. Re:In a movie by QuantumRiff · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even more than that.. I want to see the eyes of the nurse that doesn't know her condition when she checks her blood pressure...

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    22. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there anything in life not covered by a Terry Pratchett book?

    23. Re:In a movie by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      according to the MIT review article the continuous flow artificial harts are in fact turbomachines. If you have any details on the particular device used here, I'd be interested to read about it.

    24. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Almost as good as smoking through that little hole in your neck.

      Oh damn! I thought that what it was for. A cigarette, after all, fits the hole perfectly.

      I just made an appointment with my surgeon to have it fitted for cigars, too.

    25. Re:In a movie by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Something tells me that patients in the last stages of heart failure are NOT going to do to much partying.

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    26. Re:In a movie by TheLink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even so, if there are other drunk people around who've watched a bit too many movies, she might get a stake through her "heart" or worse.

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    27. Re:In a movie by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, it means you're a Slashdotter.

      Whether that's good or bad is left as an exercise to the reader.

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    28. Re:In a movie by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 3, Informative

      Breathing. One of the checks is not just a pulse, but breathing as well.

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    29. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not? without fear of STI consequences, I would be partying all day and nights.

    30. Re:In a movie by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would be partying all day and nights.

      It is better to Rock n Roll all night, and party ev-er-y day.

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    31. Re:In a movie by Forge · · Score: 1

      This was the 1st concern to hit me. I.e. Walking around with no pulse, it's a short leap to mistake you for a Vampire.

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    32. Re:In a movie by jhfry · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the pulses accually serve a purpose.

      Now I am no doctor, but logic dictates that the pulse creates periods of high and low pressure in the blood vessels. I suspect that this causes many of the vessels to stretch and relax a modest amount which would reduce plaque build-up on the walls. Additionally, I suspect that this device maintains a constant pressure somewhere below the peak (systolic) and above the low (diastolic) pressures; this would prevent the high pressure pulse from forcing blood through some already partially clogged locations and into some very small vessels.

      Because of these things, I will take a pulsing blood pump over a constant one if I were ever given a choice. I fear that the constant flow will be proven to cause cramping, clogged arteries, and other side effects.

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    33. Re:In a movie by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that you'd run into circulation problems. The pulse of overpressure helps push past tight spots and helps circulation. Also a continuous flow might disrupt parts of you used to alternately stretching and relaxing, like maybe glands or something that use blood pressure as a pumping mechanism?

      Also it would be interesting to see any mental effects caused by the different rhythm of blood flow.

    34. Re:In a movie by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Just use capillary refill. Basically, look to see if the presumed zombie is pink or white. Pink=OK, White=chainsaw to neck (or whatever you need to do to get rid of a Zombie).

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    35. Re:In a movie by TrekkieGod · · Score: 1

      Actually, it means you're a Slashdotter.

      Whether that's good or bad is left as an exercise to the reader.

      I don't think the readers, by definition also slashdotters, are going to be unbiased sources of criticism.

      I think by just looking at my nick you can get an idea of whether or not I believe thinking of TNG episodes when looking at mostly unrelated articles is a good thing or not.

      <Nerd>I say "mostly unrelated" because Picard's artificial heart most definitely had a pulse. It was being measured when he got his faulty version replaced (best Wesley quote ever: "why would anyone use a faulty replacement?")</Nerd>

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    36. Re:In a movie by mrdoogee · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to the MIT write-up, you still have blood pressure. The device would pump more or less blood based on your body's need at the time. What you would NOT have is a systolic/diastolic reading. You'd have one pressure reading. No more 110/70 reading, perhaps a 85mmHg in its place.

    37. Re:In a movie by noundi · · Score: 1

      I could swear that I saw this concept in a movie at one point in time. Any reason why someone didn't think of this approach sooner? What are the drawbacks?

      This is the first step towards having our severed heads living in fluid, without the need of a body at all, such as foreseen by Futurama.
       
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    38. Re:In a movie by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Or even more so, how do machines or the nurses/doctors see you're still living if you're temporary unconscious (maybe a few too many beers?) and your pulse is zero.

      As I understand, the main things checked usually to determine death (assuming there are no known
      reasons to suspect that these will be misleading) are:

      * Pulse
      * Breathing
      * Pupil response

      This will only affect the first of those. I'd think a big danger if medical personnel weren't aware of the implant (for whatever reason) is taking improper treatment based on the lack of pulse rather than declaring her dead.

    39. Re:In a movie by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Any reason why someone didn't think of this approach sooner?

      I'm guessing that no one wanted to fuck with things they didn't understand before. There's almost certainly something in the human body that's evolved to expect a pulse.

    40. Re:In a movie by amorsen · · Score: 1

      I suspect that the pulses accually serve a purpose.

      It seems more likely that all nature can provide is a pulse, and so the rest of the body just had to deal with it.

      If we're lucky the body can do without a pulse, and in either case, a heart without a pulse is likely better than no heart at all.

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    41. Re:In a movie by pdxp · · Score: 1

      Well, I would imagine that it's a series of tubes...

    42. Re:In a movie by powerlord · · Score: 3, Funny

      What are the drawbacks?

      That when there's a bug, it's a Blue Screen of Death you wont be booting back from.

      So what does the call center script say?

      "If the patient has turned Blue, have them reincarnate and hope that solves the problem."

      "If patient is unable to reincarnate, please reintroduce the four noble truths and the eightfold path. Then re-attempt to reincarnate."

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    43. Re:In a movie by powerlord · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they put an ear to her chest if they will hear a tell-tale continuous "Whoosh" sound instead of the usual "Thump-Thump" most of the rest of us have.

      I would imagine that if a patient is breathing, and you can't get a pulse, checking their heart (by listening?) might be high on the list of "next steps".

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    44. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      BP is measured with by ultrasound - the BP cuff is inflated to 80% of its maximal capacity and slowly pressure is released until the first sound, a soft sound not unlike the whirling hum of a hairdryer, is auscultated. Normal BP for adults is 105-110/70-75; LVAD patients generally have a blood pressure of 80 - there is no "top" or "bottom" number, but it would be most akin to the diastolic.

    45. Re:In a movie by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      If you are knocked unconscious the intern in ER/A&E is going to have a fit when he can't find a pulse :)

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    46. Re:In a movie by Cormacus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      less

      fewer?

      </jerk>

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    47. Re:In a movie by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Won't work if the patient is cold (hypothermic) or has lost a lot of blood; but, is still alive.

    48. Re:In a movie by fredjh · · Score: 1

      Laughing...

      I was wondering the same thing; actually, I just thought "how do they know if you really are dead?"

      But I don't think artificial heart recipients should be drinking themselves into stupors, and if they are they probably have a death wish anyway.

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    49. Re:In a movie by brainboyz · · Score: 1

      Nah, only part of every day. Too hard to check Slashdot while playing beer pong.

    50. Re:In a movie by saider · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And how would that be measured (non-invasively)? Blood pressure is read by squeezing off the artery and listening and watching for the various points in the pulse. If there is no pulse, there is no measurement.

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    51. Re:In a movie by profplump · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It might be bad. Or it might be better. Maybe your arteries are only flexible because your stupid heart can't provide a steady pressure, and you needed to have flexible blood vessels to help even out the dramatic change in pressures that could damage more sensitive tissues. Maybe plaque buildup is a result of the flexing, and would decreased if the arteries walls didn't contract and trap small bits of plaque. Maybe it is bad for artery health, but your brain and mussels function 47% better so you're willing to put up with it.

      Since no one has lived very long on a continuous-flow heart I think any supposed side-effects (detrimental or otherwise) would just be wild speculation. In any case, given the much longer equipment lifetimes it seems like this technology is at least worth investigating; we're hoping to install it in people who would otherwise be dead, and there's a whole slew of detrimental side-effects that otherwise-dead people are willing to live with for the sake of not being dead.

    52. Re:In a movie by jockeys · · Score: 5, Funny

      Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc. You're dead.

      No, I am not dead. Because I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you. The universe is not so badly designed.

      Blasphemy! I should... cast you out, or smite you, or something.

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    53. Re:In a movie by digitig · · Score: 5, Funny

      What are the drawbacks?

      Well, I'm going to have to relax my "anything with a pulse" criterion...

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    54. Re:In a movie by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Same way they always do if they want to be sure, breathing.

      My understanding is that its harder to detect a weak pulse than it is a weak breath. Probably look into the eyes. Just because the guys on ER and your CPR instructor say to check for a pulse doesn't mean its the only way to tell. A more gruesome check would be to simply slice a vein and see if blood comes out :)

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    55. Re:In a movie by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Good evening, Mr. Spender. :-)

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    56. Re:In a movie by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      That's a good question. I hadn't thought of that. Since my medical training amounts to watching Scrubs I'm not really sure. Perhaps there can be a RF transmitter in the device that takes readings and can be read by a non invasive tool.

      BTW, mods please mod him insightful for that, I wasn't aware that was how sphygmomanometers work.

    57. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by shining the little pen-light thingy in your eyes to see if you pupils react.
      du-uh, don't you watch hospital dramas?

    58. Re:In a movie by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

      Nope. And nothing in the afterlife, either. AHEM.

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    59. Re:In a movie by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Informative

      Open one of your eyes and shine a light in it. If the pupil constricts, you're alive. Of course, if you have a condition that makes your pupils NOT constrict, you're in some deep trouble!

      But these artificial hearts are NOT for permanent implantation, they're to keep you alive until a donor heart can be found. If you have an artificial heart you should NOT be drinking; you're WAY too ill.

      My cousin contracted a virus of some sort in her heart, and had an artificial heart implanted for several months. She has a live, donated heart now.

    60. Re:In a movie by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you find out her blood pressure using bluetooth or wifi? I mean its an electronic heart, don't you think it should be wifi enabled?

    61. Re:In a movie by Rip+Dick · · Score: 2, Informative

      It works like your esophagus does when swallowing.

    62. Re:In a movie by Rip+Dick · · Score: 1

      I've been waiting for technology like this for years. It's good to know that I can be stabbed in the heart by a Nausican during a bar fight and survive.

    63. Re:In a movie by adonoman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't imagine launching into CPR (or worse using a defibrillator) would be very helpful for one of these devices.

    64. Re:In a movie by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I'm going to equip all my minions with these things. With a remote off switch.

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    65. Re:In a movie by WCguru42 · · Score: 1

      A more gruesome check would be to simply slice a vein and see if blood comes out :)

      That would only work if the person had been dead for a significantly long amount of time. The just recently dead still bleed like you and I.

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    66. Re:In a movie by Mursk · · Score: 1

      It looks like two devices are being discussed. One is a (theoretical, as far as I can tell) continuous flow artifical heart. The other is a ventricular assist device, specifically the HeartMate II (http://www.thoratec.com/). A video on that website shows that this device does in fact have a moving, bladed rotor.

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    67. Re:In a movie by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually many people thing the pumps damaging blood cells might cause a horrifying side effect of bypass surgery called 'pump head'

      http://heartdisease.about.com/cs/bypasssurgery/a/pumphead.htm

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    68. Re:In a movie by Mursk · · Score: 1
      I posted on this topic above, but someone has lived for four years (at least) with a continuous flow VAD. Some additional information can also be found on this website:

      http://www.thoratec.com/vad-trials-outcomes/clinical-outcomes/heartmate-ll-lvad.aspx

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    69. Re:In a movie by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Turbomachine yes, but with a helix with a non-attached axis - it uses a rotating magnetic field generated outside of the rotating helix itself. Please google for HeartMate II, or HeartMate II LVAS. You should find a (cached) page with a link to an animation. That animation will explain better than my puny attempt in this post.

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    70. Re:In a movie by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      They both use the same principle. The HeartMate II is, in fact, a continuous flow device.

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    71. Re:In a movie by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure I saw a TV show (probably on Catalyst) about this happening in Australia a few years ago. The trick is that the impeller is moved by a magnetic force, which also suspends it, so there is no contact between moving parts, so it won't wear.
       
      The two drawbacks were the aforementioned lack of pulse, and he had to carry around a battery pack, and remember to recharge himself.
       
      Without reading the article, I'm guessing the story here is that they've managed to shrink either the pump itself or the battery pack to allow the unit to be installed in smaller people.

    72. Re:In a movie by pz · · Score: 1

      And how would that be measured (non-invasively)? Blood pressure is read by squeezing off the artery and listening and watching for the various points in the pulse. If there is no pulse, there is no measurement.

      I think it would work exact the same way: you squeeze off the artery until there's no flow, and then listen for the whoosh to start as you slowly reduce the pressure.

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    73. Re:In a movie by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And how would that be measured (non-invasively)? Blood pressure is read by squeezing off the artery and listening and watching for the various points in the pulse. If there is no pulse, there is no measurement.

      Uh yeah there is. How do you think they get the low number in your blood pressure reading?

      Here's how it works: They pump up the cuff until it blocks off all blood flow. They slowly lower the pressure until when the heart pumps, the pressure is enough to force it past the cuff and they can hear the pulse (and you can see the needle start to twitch on the pressure gauge). But at this point, the pressure is still enough to block blood flow during the 'off' half of the beat. So they continue lowering the pressure until they can hear that your blood is flowing continuously.

      So to measure the blood pressure of someone without a pulse but whose blood is flowing, you do the exact same thing but skip the 'high' measurement. Easy-peasy.

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    74. Re:In a movie by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Or maybe one can pump up the blood pressure cuff and listen for a single -- hopefully loud and distinct -- thunk when blood starts flowing.

      You should try to talk the nurse into giving you a turn at listening at the stethoscope next time you get your blood pressure checked. It's kinda cool. The beats are sorta like "boomf!" but in between it's a "whoosh" kinda like water running in a pipe. The high number is when you first hear the "boomf!", and the low number is when you first hear the "whoosh". People with this artificial heart would just have the "whoosh". :)

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    75. Re:In a movie by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      thanks for the info.

      there's a lot you can do to make a turbine less damaging to the fluid, but it would be inaccurate to call that design bladeless.

    76. Re:In a movie by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Open one of your eyes and shine a light in it. If the pupil constricts, you're alive.

      Either that, or you're a frozen Ancient.

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    77. Re:In a movie by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      People with this artificial heart would just have the "whoosh". :)

      Many people here get "just the Whoosh!", but they seem to have artificial brains rather than hearts.

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    78. Re:In a movie by artur · · Score: 1

      Probably in the same way as medical personnel does triage during an emergency: squeeze patient's thumbnail until it turns white,
      release, and check how quickly it turn red back again.

    79. Re:In a movie by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      My brain isn't artificial, but it is unnatural.

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    80. Re:In a movie by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      The new hearts are basically a screw in a tube that rotates little damage is done to the hearts but little is know about the effects of not having a pulse. During strenuous activity blood pressure increases I wonder if people with out a pulse would have thinner vessels and be more susceptible to an aneurysm.

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    81. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simple relatively low-tech answer would be to insert an arterial line, which would check mean arterial blood pressure - but that's invasive.

      The second option? Why not just get the pump to also monitor the pressure for you? Make it interrogatable like a pacemaker. Would still be technically difficult, but non-invasive and possible nonetheless :-). An ideal pump (like the one that comes installed by default) should be able to respond to internal changes of pressure and alter its activity accordingly. If it does this already, she may well have a static mean arterial pressure since the system might already be detecting and compensating for changes in pressure by itself.

    82. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that, to take your blood pressure, they listen for the beat Korotkoff's sounds (turbulent blood flow due to blood flow stopping and starting) as the cuff deflates. As the heart beats, the blood pressure rises above and falls below the pressure required to force blood through the constriction - thus, the turbulence that produces a thumping sound as blood flow starts and stops. As the pressure in the cuff falls further, the thumping sound mutes, then disappears as the constriction of the brachial artery is insufficient to stop the blood flow and laminar flow resumes.

      Without a heartbeat, there will never be Korotkoff's sounds, except possibly for one thump as the cuff deflates enough to allow blood to begin flowing.

    83. Re:In a movie by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I wonder why we can't all have these hearts implanted when ours fail. There is no shortage of demand. Lots of people die from heart failure. The cost of each unit manufactured depends on the number we make. How about making these hearts in China and giving one to every patient with a failing heart?

    84. Re:In a movie by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      No, that's right, you're just out Borrowing.

      Btw, good to see that Slashdot has assimilated Discworld to the point that a Granny Weatherwax reference gets +4 Funny.

    85. Re:In a movie by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Maybe blood vessels are flexible because, you know, people are flexible? I find it pretty hard to imagine a person with rigid blood vessels. ;)

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    86. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the device in question is NOT a pEristaltic pump. Peristaltic pumps are definitely NOT pulseless. They produce a wave of motive force, hence the name, peristalsis.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE80C9qHT_o&feature=PlayList&p=165DDFD5804F7ADC&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=27

      Watch the tubing wiggle during moderate rates of flow. These are used in heart-lung bypass machines, and they are pulsatile.

    87. Re:In a movie by iamacat · · Score: 1

      In both cases you will anyway go soon, so why not do whatever you enjoy? That's what Patrick Swayze said in one interview - smoking may have caused his pancreatic cancer but stopping now sure won't make it go away.

    88. Re:In a movie by ZygnuX · · Score: 1

      Oh, you can read Slashdot, sure; but don't you dare to say that only reading makes you a real slashdotter!

    89. Re:In a movie by iamacat · · Score: 1

      With heart implant there would be no resuscitating as such. Repair or recharge would be a more appropriate term. With artificial circulation or oxygenation some tissues in your body can be kept alive long after major organ failures. The only question is the point at which your brain is not functioning well enough to justify the setup.

    90. Re:In a movie by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard, it's assumed that the body works better with the pulsing pattern. It's supposed to keep blood vessels cleaner and more flexible or something.

    91. Re:In a movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my mussels steamed.

    92. Re:In a movie by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Not just with a valve to route the blood out of the body, all Harkonnen style?

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    93. Re:In a movie by Ambvai · · Score: 1

      Actually, it means you're a Slashdotter.

      I'm sorry, for some reason, I just read that as 'Slashdottir', as though we were all Scandinavian...

    94. Re:In a movie by kauttapiste · · Score: 1

      Errr, what? THAT was your first concern?

      I guess if she had a pointy nose you'd be concerned she might be mistaken for a witch?

      I mean wtf..

    95. Re:In a movie by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Wait, first let's try taking out the heart, blowing into the ventricles, and putting it back in!

    96. Re:In a movie by laejoh · · Score: 1

      I feel a BSD joke come up!

    97. Re:In a movie by aldwin · · Score: 1

      Our two main checks are pulse, breathing and pupillary reaction to light .... hang on, I'll come in again ....

    98. Re:In a movie by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I was making a reference to Harkonnen heart plugs.

      Mind you heart plugs always seemed a bit of a silly idea to me. If you wanted to off your slaves for disobedience, why not just shoot them? Also a society with slavery and Dune like levels of technology could probably prevent disobedience in the first place with some sort of brain implant.

      Of course it's more cinematic, but it's the sort of idea that falls victim to fridge logic.

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    99. Re:In a movie by 0311 · · Score: 1

      Also won't work if the patient has Raynaud's.

    100. Re:In a movie by DarkMage0707077 · · Score: 1

      Interesting that this should be brought up when We actually have the real thing.

    101. Re:In a movie by stonedcat · · Score: 1

      As long as the side effects are less harmful than death I think it's still ok.

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    102. Re:In a movie by Forge · · Score: 1

      Pointy noses are pretty common. Most people don't know how you can be alive without a pulse. History has shown that misinformed stupid people are the most dangerous force on earth. Volcanoes pale in comparison.

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  3. Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by walmass · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Paramedics/Doctors: Do not write me off as dead. Try to resuscitate"

    1. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by rastilin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, that was my first thought as well. It's very unlikely to actually happen in the real world. Still I recall a story from a while back where doctors were discussing the possibility of redefining "dead" from something like a 0.0001% recovery chance to 0.001% recovery chance. However, in the panic of a rush, I can believe a hurried doctor would fail to notice she's breathing.

      Or misdiagnose her if she isn't.

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    2. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or don't try to resuscitate. Wouldn't CPR's compressions be both worthless and potentially damaging?

    3. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by ScaledLizard · · Score: 1

      "Paramedics/Doctors: Do not write me off as dead. Try to resuscitate"

      Normally, you push the body to squeeze the heart and force pumping, but this will probably not work for a person with an artificial heart. Still, artificial respiration might help.

    4. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cardiac compression is the thin end of the wedge; Defibrillation would be real bad news.

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    5. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by i.r.id10t · · Score: 5, Funny

      Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

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    6. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...as if that would stop the heart from beating...err...

    7. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Inda · · Score: 5, Funny

      Agreed. What you would realy need is a hole and a crank handle.

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    8. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by durrr · · Score: 1

      The method i've learned for rescuitations does not involve checking the pulse, but to check the breathing, if the patient doesn't breathe, then begin CPR. Either way i'm a bit sceptical to doing cpr on someone with an artificial heart, there are of course variations and alternatives to chest compressions which instead of compressing the heart to achive circulation targets other large blood vessels and highly vascularized regions, these are however not taught, and remain in a 'beta' stage where applications of them are very rare.

    9. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Discworld did it first:

      A small cardboard sign reading "I Aten't Dead", should do the trick.

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    10. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by sorak · · Score: 1

      Do Not Resuscitate!
      Change Batteries.

    11. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Most EMS systems and hospitals in her area will be notified, probably receive a packet of information on the device with instructions with what to do in an emergency. CPR and defibrillation will be withheld. With some devices (Left Ventricular Assistance Devices) you can shock the patient if they have one, but still no CPR. Since this is a pulseless machine, even doppler won't detect if the patient is alive (BP/pulse). However, you could probably auscultate and detect the wirring of the machine when listening for heart sounds.

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    12. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Definitely need the sign. Just saying, "I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better...," doesn't do the trick.

    13. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by loftwyr · · Score: 1

      Please check for whooshing sound in chest.

    14. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Alanbly · · Score: 1

      I think you'd stick to rescue breathing and hope the pump's monitoring devices aren't sounding alarms

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    15. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by gtbritishskull · · Score: 1

      AEDs only shock a live heart. Ventricular Fibrillation is where the heart is not contracting in a coordinated manner (but is still contracting). If they don't sense anything in the heart, then it doesn't shock. I guess doctors could make a mistake and try to defibrillate someone with an artificial heart. But, by the time they got the paddles I would hope they would figure out that the person has an artificial heart.

    16. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by tippe · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's brilliant! I'd want mine to have a pullstring, though. You know, like a chainsaw...

    17. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Itchyeyes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the giant battery with a cable running into her chest might be enough of a clue for most trained medical professionals to figure out that her case is unusual.

    18. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Landshark17 · · Score: 2

      "Paramedics/Doctors: Do not write me off as dead. Try to resuscitate"

      The correct phrasing is, "I'm not dead yet!"

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    19. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father has had 3 open heart surgeries, a patch, a replacement aorta, and loads of other shit because of Marfans.

      Believe me....ANYTHING related to touching the chest is bad news bears.

    20. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't think of any situation where an artificial heart (especially this one that doesn't even beat) might need defibrilation as it is highly unlikely that it is even able to perform ventricular fibrillation.
      Either it works or it stops is my guess. Stop watching ER.

    21. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by m.ducharme · · Score: 4, Funny

      How about:

      "Paramedics/Doctors: USB port for resuscitation and diagnostics is located under left breast. Use clean power supply when connecting to heart."

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    22. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by LihTox · · Score: 1

      Friend: "Oh my God, she doesn't have a pulse! I think she's dead!"
      Woman sits up: "No no, it's just my artificial heart!"
      Friend passes out.

    23. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      I feel happy!!! I feel happy!!!

    24. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Spectre · · Score: 1

      Take no chances ... I'd get a medic alert freakin' tatoo'd on my chest, back, neck, and both wrists.

      "Artificial heart: no pulse is NORMAL. If you detect a pulse, I must be dead and twitching."

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    25. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure the wire coming out of her chest to the external power supply would be a *dead* giveaway...

      Coincidental pun.

    26. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Why would resusciation be needed? In a cross fertilization between Iron Man and Darth Vader, you can imagine the heart never stopping while a machine regulates the breathing, all running on a practically limitless power supply.

      The minute hand on mortality has been moved back a little. Cell and organ aging - small machines to replace cells?

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    27. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Cardiac compression is the thin end of the wedge

      CPR: You're doing it wrong! ;)

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    28. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

      The princess kidnapping was an inside job!

    29. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next step will be a wrist-mounted potentiometer, allowing the patient to overclock themselves.

    30. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by owndao · · Score: 1

      Still, artificial respiration might help.

      Actually, current studies show that keeping the blood circulating is more critical than ventilation in CPR. It seems that interrupting the blood flow, even for just the times required to respire, significantly reduces survival percentages which aren't all that good to begin with. Sorry, didn't save my references.

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    31. Re:Should sleep with a sign on chest/back.. by 1110110001 · · Score: 1

      On the model I've seen a couple of years ago the top of the battery has all needed informations. And you don't even have to search for cables or a battery as the compartment will beep loud enough.

  4. Interesting concept... by curmudgeous · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...but I definitely see the need for a special Medic Alert badge for this.

    1. Re:Interesting concept... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      I can see the commercial. Cut to elderly woman on the floor - "Help, I've fallen...And I have no pulse!"

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    2. Re:Interesting concept... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a tattoo at the neckline.

    3. Re:Interesting concept... by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's got an external power supply with a cable going into the chest is pretty much its own badge right there.

      Seriously, what do you think would possibly happen without a bracelet? The EMT's going to arrive and say "Oh hey, here's the problem.. there's a *cable* going into her chest. I'll just yank that out and.. [tug, grunt] There we go!"

    4. Re:Interesting concept... by Achra · · Score: 1

      Right. I worked on one of these devices several years ago, It was a Left-Ventricle Assist. Constant flow like this, it used a mag-lev impeller to move the blood. Now, this thing was connected to an external controller module via a percutaneous cable running through the patient's skin. Attached to the controller module were two Lithium-Ion battery packs. And for those who wonder about the possibility of having that percutaneous cable yanked out by foolish EMT's, my understanding was that it was actually anchored to a rib. The bottom line is that there would be NO WAY anyone could look at this rig and not know that you are some kind of cyborg.

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    5. Re:Interesting concept... by hitmark · · Score: 1

      not sure about these device, but more recent pacemaker designs use a internal power pack and a induction system for charge and data connection during medical checkups.

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  5. All logic aside.. by faux978 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This probably wouldn't happen cause of medical history and all that jazz, but that aside, it'd be priceless to see a nurse unaware of the circumstance trying to take her pulse..

    1. Re:All logic aside.. by Thyamine · · Score: 5, Funny

      I imagine it never quite would get old either. Going in for a check-up with some new nurse. Watching her reaction as she adjusts her grip, then again, watching her change arms, looking a little more worried. Or maybe I'm just cruel.

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    2. Re:All logic aside.. by Abreu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, considering that my sister (she's a physician) tells me that life as a resident is a lot more like Scrubs and a lot less than ER, Grey's Anatomy, et. al., I am sure she would end up being the "newbie prank" for all new residents and nurses.

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    3. Re:All logic aside.. by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 4, Funny

      For added humor, start yelling out BRAAAIIINNNNNS with a glazed over look in your eyes.

    4. Re:All logic aside.. by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      The nurse would probably square things up by taking your temperature.


      Rectally.

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    5. Re:All logic aside.. by sketchydave · · Score: 0

      Nah, what would be cruel would be to do the same thing only holding your breath while slumped over.

    6. Re:All logic aside.. by rleibman · · Score: 1

      Aqui en Mexico, todos los trabajadores tenemos acceso a servicios de salud publica.

      Y son pinchisimos

    7. Re:All logic aside.. by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      I prefer "Change? Change? Spare some change?".

    8. Re:All logic aside.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a similar note...my father's ophthalmologist would have a little fun with his students and have them check out my father, but without informing the student that my father has a fake eye. The Dr. would see how long it took them to figure it out.

    9. Re:All logic aside.. by auroracita · · Score: 1

      Or ask if someone would like to wheel you down to the Blood Bank because you're starting to get hungry.

    10. Re:All logic aside.. by Abreu · · Score: 1

      "Pinchisimos" es mejor a "ninguno", ese es el punto.

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    11. Re:All logic aside.. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I once had three assistant doctors and one chef doctor trying to find my pulse and already joking of declaring me dead. They tried on the arms, feet, neck, etc. Nothing. Then the nurse stepped in and instantly found the pulse. I just hoped they were not the ones doing the operation!

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    12. Re:All logic aside.. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Oops, I guess that was a "false friend" translation. It's called "surgery" in English, isn't it?

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    13. Re:All logic aside.. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. It will really be funny, when I take out my shotgun, and spray your BRAAAIIINNNNNS on the walls. :P

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  6. Any systems depend on a pulse by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With hundreds of millions of years of evolution, are there any systems in the human body that are dependent on the pulse to function properly?

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    1. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We'll find out pretty soon now, won't we?

    2. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Danathar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good question. And it's one (according to the article links) they are asking. Note that just because something has had hundreds of millions of years of evolution does not mean it's very good or could not be improved upon. Look at the Sinus cavity for example.

    3. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by dsanfte · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most of these artificial heart patients end up dying of strokes, caused of course by blood clots. It's theorized that such clots are easier to form in a pulse-less environment of steady-flow than in an environment where the blood is being "shaken" a bit, ie the pulse with each heartbeat.

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    4. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's in end stage heart failure though. I don't think it would matter much in this case.

    5. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by sopssa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe human body isn't required to have a pulse, but it might lead to some weird situations when first-aid personnel or other people try to help you.

      Maybe they'll even declare you dead while you're just unconscious, because they nor the machines can feel your pulse.

    6. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by 0x000000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently not a single organ in the body does serial communication by having it clocked in or out on the rising or falling edge of the pulse.

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    7. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Sefert · · Score: 1

      Flight or fight mechanism comes to mind. It's not just about increasing blood flow in an emergency situation, but also about dumping massive amounts of adrenaline to other parts of the body. I would assume that there would be some dilation of the arteries to allow for the greater throughput. But maybe the adrenaline does that. What the hell do I know.

    8. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Myji+Humoz · · Score: 5, Informative

      Speaking as a biomedical engineer, there are no significant systems that we know of that require a varying pressure of blood to function correctly. The pulse as the blood gets pumped stretches the arterial and capillary walls slightly, but that's about it. Very few cells in the body experience the effects of the pulsing pressure to begin with, and those tend to be ones that can function despite the pulse rather than because of it.

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    9. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since the pulseless heart assist pumps started being used in people they've been putting medical alert bracelets on the folks saying "Individual has heart assist pump and may show no pulse."

    10. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by werfu · · Score: 1

      I hate my sinus cavities... why the hell do they get blocked everytime I get a cold. I end up with sinusitus 4-5 times a years. I know without them I would be speaking funny but I think I could live with this.

    11. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Volante3192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Citation needed, what with this patient being allegedly being the first recipient here to get a new artificial heart that pumps blood continuously

    12. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Well if we're in there redesigning the system anyways, it seems that there should be some way to filter or shake the blood as it passes through this thing to prevent clotting. Heck in some distant future it'd be interesting to see if it could be designed to filter out unwanted levels things like cholesterol and the like. Or for diabetics, directly monitor blood-sugar levels and inject insulin as needed to keep things under control.

      Or with it being in such directly contact with so many of the body's essential systems, perhaps enough monitors could be built in that it could via wifi or the like send signals to the local dispatch office if the blood stops flowing, or if the blood pressure crosses a certain threshold.

      Of course I'm playing armchair medical engineer here with no real knowledge whatsoever, but that's what most "futurists" do anyways :D.

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    13. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2, Informative
      First-aid personnel cannot declare anything. Even a paramedic cannot diagnose. Once you start CPR or rescue breathing, you cannot stop until relieved by higher medical authority or too exhausted to continue.

      I would bet that an EMT, nurse, or doctor would realize something's going on in the chest upon auscultation of the apices, and in a triage situation you don't bother with the non-breathers until the bleeders are taken care of.

    14. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Rhubarbe · · Score: 0

      Well, when exercising we need a faster pulse (faster flow), I'm wondering if she will be able to climb the stairs or even be able to run if she needs to?

    15. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1
      We all know how important stretching is before exercise...now the arterial walls will become stiff!

      So does she have a systolic pressure all the time or a diastolic one all the time? Will this disqualify her from the tour de france?

    16. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by ubernostrum · · Score: 2, Informative

      Citation needed, what with this patient being allegedly being the first recipient here to get a new artificial heart that pumps blood continuously

      The first in Singapore. The technology has been around and in use elsewhere for years, as evidenced by older articles explaining it (and I remember reading about this a while back).

    17. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by dbet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't know, but putting my head on someone's chest and not hearing a heartbeat would be pretty freaky. So -1 for cuddling.

    18. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can think of one organ that reacts visibly to blood pulses. Suck your gut in some time and you may see it too.

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    19. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Hrm, never mind, just noticed that tiny word 'here.' Pronouns suck.

    20. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by dazjorz · · Score: 1

      So they give her a fake heart, and it's *still* not Cyborg enough for you? Can't you ever be *happy* with what you get, damnit? ;)

    21. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Physical exertion is the only that I can think where this might be a problem..... unless the flow rate is dynamic in relation to change in respiratory frequency.

      *there's a Monty Python joke in this story, but I can't think of it.

    22. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you go downstream, the pulse is much less due to "capacitance" of the blood vessels, and at the capillary beds which actually deliver blood to tissues/organs there is basically continuous flow anyways.

    23. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      I guess we're about to find out.

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    24. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 5, Funny

      +1 for necrophiliacs who get the best of both worlds.

    25. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by amplt1337 · · Score: 1

      With hundreds of millions of years of evolution, are there any systems in the human body that are dependent on the pulse to function properly?

      For most of those millions of years of evolution, the answer was "all of them," because the only alternative... meanwhile we don't have a very big sample of pulseless-but-alive people. We'll probably find out more as time goes on.

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    26. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahaha, this made me chuckle, fellow electrical engineer?

    27. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Something tells me she won't notice.

    28. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first _human_

    29. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by zes · · Score: 1

      First responders cannot formally declare anything, that's true, but if they think she is dead she won't get much help. Maybe she hit her head or maybe she has something blocking her breathing. She might just freeze to death because someone mistook her for dead and didn't wrap her in blankets.
      That said, I am undergoing training as a first responder and we are instructed to not bother with checking the pulse, too many false readings, both positive and negative. We check breathing and whether they respond to voice, touch or pain (in that order). If they don't have pulse, they are not breathing, and if they are not breathing you do CPR no matter if they have pulse or not.

    30. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by TheLink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well I hope they don't try the defibrillator ;).

      How do they power the heart though, and how long does it run "portable".

      It might well be that people/animals with artificial hearts are more likely to survive drowning since the artificial heart might still merrily pump away even if the blood oxygen drops low. And when someone finally does get the air into the lungs (and the water out first), there's no need to kickstart the heart - it's already pumping the oxygenized blood.

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    31. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for good reason. the pulse is variable, from about two hertz to maybe a half

    32. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Abreu · · Score: 1

      So they give her a fake heart, and it's *still* not Cyborg enough for you? Can't you ever be *happy* with what you get, damnit? ;)

      Of course not! We need her to have super-strength and speed, eyes capable of 100x zoom, amplified hearing with selectable filtering of noise, subdermal armor and greatly improved reflexes before we can even start considering her a bona-fide cyborg!

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    33. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by afidel · · Score: 1

      The standard for death has been lack of brain activity for quite some time, there are literally hundreds of occurrences a day of people who lost a pulse who were far from being dead thanks to modern medicine.

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    34. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by theJML · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you want SNMP monitoring for your heart?

      Nothing like getting a page about your heart malfunctioning...

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    35. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a biomedical engineer, there are no significant systems that we know of that require a varying pressure of blood to function correctly. The pulse as the blood gets pumped stretches the arterial and capillary walls slightly, but that's about it.

      None? Because I could imagine arteries being optimized for BP(diastolic) with short elastic deformation during BP(systolic), but plastic deformation during BP(mean) for extended periods.

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    36. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by XSforMe · · Score: 1

      How about vein or arteries stiffening? I can imagine that having a pulse might help these vessels keep certain elasticity and fight stiffening.

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    37. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Coren22 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This was covered in the article, the pump works on a feedback mechanism to define how fast to pump, but the description didn't make much sense to me as IANAHS.

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    38. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Alanbly · · Score: 1

      Better than my friend who just gets "kicked in the chest" when his pacemaker goes off. A nice text message has to beat that.

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    39. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by isama · · Score: 1

      My father was in the dutch army and he was told that he was not allowed to declare someone dead unless the head was 50 cm or more from the torso :)

    40. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Alanbly · · Score: 3, Informative

      The article (the second link) specifically mentions that the flow rate increases when the return rate increases meaning that yes, it can keep up, and may even out-perform her old heart in terms of flow.

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    41. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by barzok · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll even declare you dead while you're just unconscious, because they nor the machines can feel your pulse.

      That'd be pretty sloppy work. Unconscious or not, you'd still be breathing. The ABCs of CPR are:
        Airway
        Breathing
        Circulation
      So they should pick up on your breathing before finding that you don't have a pulse. And if you're breathing, blood is flowing.

    42. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by danlip · · Score: 1

      Citation needed, what with this patient being allegedly being the first recipient here to get a new artificial heart that pumps blood continuously

      I don't have citations on hand but I seem to remember pulseless systems from back in the 80s, and that they were abandoned because of problems (perhaps clotting, I am not sure). Mind you the pulsed systems are not much better. There is a reason we still mostly rely on transplants despite the trouble of finding donors and rejection.

    43. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by John+Newman · · Score: 1

      How about vein or arteries stiffening? I can imagine that having a pulse might help these vessels keep certain elasticity and fight stiffening.

      Sure, but being too stiff only matters in that it's harder for the vessel to accommodate the pressure increase of systole. The result then is that the peak BP is transmitted directly to the organs, instead of being dampened by the elastic vessels. If there is no systole, I'm not sure it would matter if your vessels became as stiff as lead pipes.

      I wonder if the lack of elasticity would make them more likely or less likely to form atherosclerotic plaques - the "narrowing" of the arteries that goes with the "hardening" part and causes pain and damage to the organs those narrowed vessels feed. On the other hand it's probably academic to wonder what the effects would be 20 years down the line. Bridge to heart transplant is still the goal. I don't think we even did artificial hearts anymore (until this new one) because the benefit was so minimal. LVADs more or less replaced them, but are explicitly a bridge to transplant only.

    44. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by slack_justyb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      perhaps enough monitors could be built in that it could via wifi or the like send signals to the local dispatch office if the blood stops flowing

      Finally, a use case for IPv6. Give an address to every human organ in every human. I purpose that we use the 2001:911::/32 address space so that it is easy to remember your organs' IP address.

      Oh God! I think I'm having a heart attack, quick someone SNMP to 2001:911:34A:2F71::2 and send the restart command!

    45. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by felipekk · · Score: 1

      Yes, the anger veins.

    46. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than cuddling a dead body.

    47. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily the pulse, but the quickening of the pulse. This heart receives no panic signals from the brain to tell it 'Pump faster there's a lion after me!' You get what you get - constant flow at one rate. Very preferable to death though. I hear the first person to get one of these (waiting for a real heart transplant so I was lead to believe) went from sickly as hell to very healthy looking. A nice machine.

    48. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      I believe I was just told the other day that the same standard applies to Emergency Med Techs.

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    49. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But +1 for your loved one having their own 60hz drone. Way more soothing than "lub-dub."

    50. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by RKThoadan · · Score: 1

      And cupholders! She needs someplace to put her drinks while she hammers bad guys into the ground with her hydraulic piston arms.

    51. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by profplump · · Score: 1

      Personally I want super-dermal armor -- I'm sure sub-dermal armor would protect me from bullets, but it doesn't sound like it would do much to protect me from cuts and bruises, which is something I encounter much more often.

    52. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With hundreds of millions of years of evolution, are there any systems in the human body that are dependent on the pulse to function properly?

      With a few million years of HUMAN evolution, are there any systems in the body human that are dependent on the pulse.....

      there fixed that for you...

    53. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, there is a single system dependent on the pulse. Most people don't use it though.
      The main aorta pumps against the main valve with a specific frequency near 7hz.
      Accidentely, earth's electro-static field resonates also at 7hz.
      Apparently, you need the pulse and slow breathing to experience paranormal effects like, aura reading, healing, ...
      Source: the book "Wild pendulum swing"

    54. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by nametaken · · Score: 1

      "It's theorized"

      Not demonstrated.

    55. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First-aid personnel cannot declare anything. Even a paramedic cannot diagnose. Once you start CPR or rescue breathing, you cannot stop until relieved by higher medical authority or too exhausted to continue.

      Or the patient says "(ooof) GET (ooof) OFF (ooof) MY (ooof) CHEST!!! (ooof)".

    56. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by MyLongNickName · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If you are going to use the douche-bag "fixed that for you phrase, at least get it right. The pulse pre-dates human evolution. That is why I put in hundreds of millions of years.

      Now go troll somewhere else.

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    57. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      And when she moves super-fast with her cyborg powers, she has to make a "nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh" sound. Otherwise it's not real.

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    58. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      I can think of one organ that reacts visibly to blood pulses. Suck your gut in some time and you may see it too.

      What, my toes? I'd have to move my massive genitals out of the way too to see those.

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    59. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just called armor? I mean, plate mail does a lot to stop cuts ;). Heck just leather gloves do a good job if we're talking paper cut rather than knife-fight cut.

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    60. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by 0x000000 · · Score: 1

      Software Engineer, working on many embedded platforms though.

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    61. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Assuming that the power supply didn't mind being submerged in water. I don't think swimming is on the list of approved activities for people with artificial hearts.

    62. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by 0x000000 · · Score: 1

      So? The reason why you have the device generate the clock signal and clock it in, or out (in latched chips (simple example, see MAX6969), or even various other serial protocols) is that the clock does not have to be stable like it has to be with RS232 or TTL communication. As long as both agree that something gets clocked in on the falling or rising edge you can have perfectly good serial communication that slows down and speeds back up with no down sides.

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    63. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because I'm sure they would love you laying on their power cord...

    64. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by WaltherPPK · · Score: 1

      While we're at it, our body systems could continually provide updates via Twitter and Facebook.

      Score.

    65. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it wrong that I'm really turned on by that thought?

    66. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Valdez · · Score: 1
      While you're add it, see if you can use some of the things you filter out to create electrical power for onboard devices...

      Also great for dieting... eat a bunch of suagr and the heatsink sticking out of your back just gets a little warm.

    67. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Deosyne · · Score: 1

      One or both of your sinus cavities may be too narrow. See about getting them bored out a bit. Seriously. My wife spent years choking down meds from being stuffed up and dealing with repeated sinus infections. She went in, spent a half hour under the knife and then a week of recovery. Good to go since. Mother Nature dropped the ball in her case, and you might be in the same boat. I'm not a big fan of medications for treatment when surgery can just fix the root cause.

    68. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I'm agreeing with the sibling post here. I have a history of sinus problems in my family. I developed huge nasal polyps that literally stuffed all my sinuses and nostrils full. 15 minutes of orthoscopic surgery and the polyps were gone, and my ethmoid sinuses carved out to prevent a recurrence. I used to get sinusitus at about the same rate as you. Now in the 6 years since getting surgery, I've gotten it once. Still have allergy problems and get stuffed up, but OTC generic claratin keeps that under control.

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    69. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Cal27 · · Score: 1

      With our new TweetMyHeart service, you can easily get blood pressure and blood sugar updates, as well as control your heart and set alerts straight from your mobile phone!

    70. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by MikeTheGreat · · Score: 1

      The idea of a filter "in there" is interesting, but wouldn't it be difficult to maintain? Can you swap out such a filter without surgery?

      I think the idea of a filter is really interesting, but it seems like the sort of thing you'd want to try and put closer to the surface of the body....

    71. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      As near as I can tell, the nervous system communicates mostly by pulse width modulation.

    72. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the pulse get dampened with distance anyway? As in, having lower variations in pressure as you go away from the heart? I always assumed it might be the case but I still don't know.

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    73. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you hear some mechanical hum? Which might make it even more freaky hehe.

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    74. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blood clotting doesn't work like that - it's not cream :)

    75. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Babes like to feel a heart beat I believe.

    76. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "stretches the arterial and capillary walls slightly"
      So now w/o the exercise will the arterial and capillary walls harden and crack?!

    77. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experience, much of the body experiences the pulses. Maybe my body is special, but i kan easily feel the blood rushing from the heart around my legs, arms, etc. In the brain i can feel the blood pulse/"wave" moving around pretty precise.

      Could be because of stress or something, and the experience is somehow frightening.

    78. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? Plain ignorant! She has a female equivalent which is fully capable of expanding due to increased blood flow. Not so obviously, but still visibly.
      No wonder your average slashdotter male is such a failure with women...

    79. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by 0311 · · Score: 1

      The property of the elasticity of the vessels has much more to do with the constituents of its wall and less to do with the pulse. In fact, all of the arterial vessels (and even a few of the venous ones) have muscle fibers in them and are affected by various endogenous and exogenous forces. Parasympathetic innervation tends to constrict the vessels in certain places and dilate in others (the gut), sympathetic innervation tightens it up in many places (the gut) and dilates them in others (skeletal muscles). I am not a doctor, but as a 2nd year med student, I often pretend to be one.

    80. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by isama · · Score: 1

      "No! The distance is only 30 cm! He may still be alive!"

    81. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the pulse get dampened with distance anyway?

      I think you are correct. And I would be surprised if pulse didn't play a role in shaping a body's pre-natal development. It would be an automatic way to do capillaries instead of veins/arteries, for example, or to grow blood vessels in the proper directions.

      Luckily Mme is well past that stage of her life, so there shouldn't be much problem until she loses an arm and they try to regenerate it.

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    82. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      And cupholders!

      Couldn't really tell from the photo, but she might have one of those on her chassis already.

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    83. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of these artificial heart patients end up dying of strokes, caused of course by blood clots. It's theorized that such clots are easier to form in a pulse-less environment of steady-flow than in an environment where the blood is being "shaken" a bit, ie the pulse with each heartbeat.

      That's an interesting theory. I have been around many many people at Cedar Sinai with a similar device called the HeartMate XVE who do just fine ultimately until they get a donor heart. That model is very big and very loud. Battery operated and pumping away.

    84. Re:Any systems depend on a pulse by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You should know, that your third "boob" does not actually count as "genitalia".

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  7. Awesome... by pohl · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...now I only need to come up with the perfect crime that only a person with no pulse could get away with and I can cash-in on a screenplay for an episode of CSI.

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    1. Re:Awesome... by simoncpu+was+here · · Score: 5, Funny

      That has already been done with Star Trek TNG, Episode 148, where a Takaran sabotaged a test and faked his own death in order to discredit a Ferengi scientist and steal the metaphysic shield technology for use as a weapon.

    2. Re:Awesome... by sopssa · · Score: 1

      Might not be that hard actually. Just practice not to respond to anything with movements or anything. Hospital staff cant feel your pulse and declare you death. If you go on with your plan, I do however suggest that you take care of NOT to get into cremation and that you have someone to actually dig you back from the grave too :)

    3. Re:Awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Metaphasic is about radiation. Metaphysic is about quartz crystals with divine powers. Keep 'em straight, or turn in your geek card.

    4. Re:Awesome... by Pitr · · Score: 1

      Only thing I can think of is how it might mess w/ lie detector results, which are at least in part related to pulse rate...

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    5. Re:Awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simpsons did it.

    6. Re:Awesome... by thisnamestoolong · · Score: 1

      Well that would certainly be a good thing -- the polygraph (it is not a lie detector -- it is a stress detector at best) is a crude interrogation tool and we would be better off without it. All it does is measure nervousness, which is very easy to game. Someone being sat down in a room strapped up to this machine are going to be nervous enough as it is, and will only be even more nervous if you start asking them intense questions. Conversely, it is trivial for a skilled liar to stay cool under pressure and beat the polygraph with ease.

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    7. Re:Awesome... by simonv · · Score: 1

      ...and steal the metaphysic shield technology...

      It was a metaphasic shield fyi.

    8. Re:Awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could never have done the crime! I was diagnosed as being with no pulse just minutes before!

    9. Re:Awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's the 147th episode:
      Suspicions

    10. Re:Awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't because he had no pulse alone. The Takaran had no pulse because he was able to lower his metabolism for a period of time.

    11. Re:Awesome... by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 1

      Naw, "Metaphasic" was just some bullshit technobabble to keep Rick Berman happy.

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    12. Re:Awesome... by Kozz · · Score: 1

      My God... you're not bluffing!

      http://sttng.epguides.info/?ID=322

      Somebody mod this guy +1 Informative.

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    13. Re:Awesome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Metaphasic, not metaphysic. The shield does not protect you from general angst and weltschmerz. It just prevents your combustion while you suffer from the bleakness of existence and the absurdity of the cosmos.

  8. Blood pressure issues? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The article doesn't address this, but I'm a little concerned by the idea of a pulseless system. On the one hand, there is no pressure spike, but on the other hand, the pressure never lets up. I'[m curious what effect this sort of device will have on strokes and other blood flow disturbances. The steady pulse-and-release rhythm constantly tugs at potential clots in different directions, presumably breaking up many incipient clots. Will a steady flow system do the same?

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    1. Re:Blood pressure issues? by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That said, I'm sure the 30 year old with the transplant would be happy to have any extra years. If it kills her at age 50, but keeps her alive until then, it's hard to complain.

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    2. Re:Blood pressure issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, people using steady-flow systems tend to die of strokes and other clotting problems. The body just isn't designed for constant blood flow.

    3. Re:Blood pressure issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people using steady-flow systems tend to die of strokes and other clotting problems.

      John Titor! You've returned!

      Since this the first person with this, do they eventually get the bugs worked out of it, or is it still a problem in the future?

    4. Re:Blood pressure issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steady-flow systems have been around for ages ya moron. This particular implant is using newer technology but the old issues are well known.

    5. Re:Blood pressure issues? by vyrus128 · · Score: 1

      See above:

      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1387351&cid=29593149

      where someone comments that these people mostly do die of strokes.

    6. Re:Blood pressure issues? by felipekk · · Score: 0

      If it kills her at age 50, but keeps her alive until then, it's hard to complain.

      But what if it kills her at age 50 but DOESN'T keep her alive until then?

    7. Re:Blood pressure issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That said, I'm sure the 30 year old with the transplant would be happy to have any extra years. If it kills her at age 50, but keeps her alive until then, it's hard to complain.

      Especially after age 50.

    8. Re:Blood pressure issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it pretty hard for anyone to complain when they're dead?

    9. Re:Blood pressure issues? by mednerd · · Score: 1

      Firstly, they're only meant to keep them alive till transplant. Last I heard these devices are still not great, with a huge host of nasty complications. I can't imagine anyone living for more than a year with one of these in. The blood pressure would probably be fine seeing as though I imagine the MAP (mean arterial pressure) would be unchanged, but hey if its only for a year, and I'd be much more worried about the device itself throwing off clots causing strokes and other infarcts.

    10. Re:Blood pressure issues? by E.+Edward+Grey · · Score: 1

      20 extra years? Try five, if she's lucky. Artificial heart recipients typically don't last long. Heck, even recipients of a genuine human heart don't always last very long.

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  9. Re:Recipe for disaster? by Demonantis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I suspect the battery pack strapped to her side and the scars on her chest might give them a clue this is not a normal emergency call. Its not like a pace maker where its contained within the body completely. Now that I think of it pace makers would cause more issues and they have been around for a while.

  10. screw the EMTs for a second... by theguywhorunspetesbr · · Score: 1

    emergency personnel aside for a second, this doesn't seem right. seriously? there's gotta be some kind of physical problem w/ that... oh, in case you're wondering, i'm not a medical professional

  11. They must have given it to my ex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take my wife's pulse, please!

    1. Re:They must have given it to my ex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda difficult when she's under the patio, isn't it?

  12. Re:Recipe for disaster? by tsalmark · · Score: 1

    Although it could lead to disaster the other option is to give up an die now. I think most people would take a risk in the future risk vs certain death now. Also, it's not that hard to wear a medalert or other sign, even a tattoo.

  13. What about clotting? by cyberjock1980 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm no med student. I'm just curious. I had heard that blood clotting relies on the blood remaining still for a period of time. Normally your pulse still allows for clotting because of the brief period of time that the blood doesn't flow. If you get a cut, you will bleed. In this case if the blood never stops moving will the individual bleed to death from something as simple as a papercut?

    But at the same time, if that were the case how did the patient survive the surgery?

    1. Re:What about clotting? by yincrash · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think you just proved that what you heard was wrong.

    2. Re:What about clotting? by matt4077 · · Score: 1

      The pulse wave doesn't really get to the skin. Away from the large arteries, the pressure is more or less constant. I'm sure you've seen a few injuries with lots of blood (i. e. on the head), but even there there's no notable pulsing of the bloodflow.

    3. Re:What about clotting? by dbet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Once you start bleeding, that blood isn't pulsing anyway, once it leaves the bloodstream.

      Also, what causes blood to clot is contact with air.

    4. Re:What about clotting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The patient is likely to be on "blood thinners" (coumadin, plavix, et al) so they won't be clotting like normal anywho.

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    5. Re:What about clotting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no med student. I'm just curious. I had heard that blood clotting relies on the blood remaining still for a period of time. Normally your pulse still allows for clotting because of the brief period of time that the blood doesn't flow. If you get a cut, you will bleed. In this case if the blood never stops moving will the individual bleed to death from something as simple as a papercut?

      But at the same time, if that were the case how did the patient survive the surgery?

      I think you just proved that what you heard was wrong.

      Since blood outside the circulatory system isn't being moved anymore, it should still be possible for it to clot, just not inside the system. Pressure does a good job of reducing/stopping bleeding. So, as in any situation involving bleed, elevate it, apply pressure, and nature should take care of the rest. As far as the patient healing, they'll have stitched, sutured and cauterized the necessary bits to minimize bleeding before closing her up. That was apparently sufficient for her to heal.

    6. Re:What about clotting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't that what cauterization is for? it doesn't prove anything, however true or false the original claim may be.

    7. Re:What about clotting? by kauttapiste · · Score: 1

      Theoretically, and I'm just going on a hypothetical limb here, you could apply pressure on the papercut, thus preventing the blood flow. Furthermore, if you were to get tired from applying said pressure, you might use some implement to perform the same task, some sort of an aid..hmmm I think I might be onto something here!

    8. Re:What about clotting? by 0311 · · Score: 1

      Clotting depends on a lot of factors. Some of which include the various cytokines that are released whenever there is tissue damage. These released cytokines can jump start the clotting process, whether in the vessel or on your skin surface. Another factor, as you mentioned, is stasis. This is the source of clots and chronic wounds, we call these 'venous stasis ulcers,' they are very hard to get to heal. You can see this in advanced stages of type two diabetes (what we used to call 'adult onset' diabetes). No, I am not a doctor, but as a 2nd year med student I often get graded on pretending to be a doctor in the sim lab...

  14. Re:Recipe for disaster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before defib there's always a check (mini EKG) performed to see whether it is really necessary. Defibs are designed to defibrillate - so to apply one, first you diagnose fibrillations. You won't see any of these with this - nor any heart activity at all. Instead you'll see a HUGE implantation scar.
    If reasoning starts to set in, this should tell them to get the knives out and do some debugging, instead of just frying the hardware...

  15. Arterial contraction by angrytuna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't this cause problems with perfusion? As I understand it, the arteries absorb some of the force of the heart's contraction due to their elasticity, and reuse it when they contract in turn to send the blood to more distal points in the body. It's been suggested that increased arterial stiffness is associated with the development of cardiovascular disease, and it seems like this might cause a similar effect over time. If you're getting an artificial heart, perhaps this point is moot, and from the story, it sounds like she doesn't have a choice, but I wonder if it would be an issue.

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    1. Re:Arterial contraction by matt4077 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The problem with stiff arteries is that they conduct the pulse wave a lot faster. As it is reflected at junctions and narrow passages in the arteries, it can then get back to the heart while the aortic valve is still open. The heart then has to work against the higher pressure, which increases the workload and eventually leads to heart diseases.

    2. Re:Arterial contraction by jeffporcaro · · Score: 1

      I don't understand this post - the heart is exposed to "higher pressure" each and every beat via the aortic valve in normal hearts, too. The aortic valve is a passive structure - it opens and closes in response to simple pressure gradients. When the pressure inside the heart (specifically, inside the left ventricle - LV) is higher than the pressure in the aorta, the aortic valve is forced open and the ejection phase begins. This lasts until the pressure in the aorta is higher than the pressure in the LV, which in turn forces the aortic valve closed. Higher reflected pressures don't change this basic process, and I don't see any mechanism for causing "heart disease" from these reflected pressures.

      The heart disease from stiff arteries occurs for other reasons. First, the arteries that supply heart muscle are rarely spared from whatever process is hardening the arteries in the rest of the body (atherosclerosis; congenital or acquired), and that causes inadequate blood supply and eventually damage or death. Also, when atherosclerosis occurs throughout the body, the associated "stiff arteries" have higher resistance, which does translate to more work for the heart, eventually leading to failure. This is one of the reasons we use antihypertensive medications - to lower the resistance against which the heart has to pump.

      Your theory has surface appeal, but doesn't align with real-world biology as I understand it. I'm a cardiologist, so I'm interested in learning more about this if there's any evidence, but I think this may be a misunderstanding.

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  16. Re:Recipe for disaster? by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

    She probably has a medical bracelet.

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  17. Re:Recipe for disaster? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    She should put tattoos on her neck and wrists explaining her condition.

  18. Introducing tickless technology to vertebrates. by alexhs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't worry, the penguin's kernel has evolved to pulseless a few years ago and is all fine and dandy :P

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    1. Re:Introducing tickless technology to vertebrates. by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't doubt it. ...yet we still can't get smooth full-screen Flash video.

      http://xkcd.com/619/

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    2. Re:Introducing tickless technology to vertebrates. by lordmetroid · · Score: 1

      That was recently patched. Slashdot had a story about it a month or so ago on it, and the patch changelog specifically refers back to xkcd #619

    3. Re:Introducing tickless technology to vertebrates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CONFIG_NO_HZ=y

  19. Kinda like a rotary... by Nexus7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know,
          piston engine go boing boing boing... rotary go mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

    1. Re:Kinda like a rotary... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Pfff, stop being such a wankle.

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    2. Re:Kinda like a rotary... by p1r4t3 · · Score: 1

      mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I love that sound

    3. Re:Kinda like a rotary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfff, stop being such a wankel.

      There, fixed that for you, you wankel.

    4. Re:Kinda like a rotary... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      If your piston engine is going "boing boing boing," you may wish to visit a mechanic.

    5. Re:Kinda like a rotary... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      I prefer

      ominoushummmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      Kudos to Schlock Mercenary

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    6. Re:Kinda like a rotary... by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, does it come with a boost gauge?

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  20. Re:Recipe for disaster? by Smelly+Jeffrey · · Score: 4, Informative

    Automated external defibrillators, such as the Physio-Control LifePak 500, will only administer a shock if they detect a valid shockable rhythm, i.e. ventricular fibrillation. This AED will not shock anyone or anything that does not have that rhythm present.

    Manual external defibrillators, such as the Physio-Control LifePak 12, which may only be used by EMT-I or EMT-P (Paramedics) in my home state, can be used to administer a shock regardless of the presence or absence of any cardiac rhythm. This requires a manual override, and from what I have seen, is used even less often than the precordial thump.

  21. Does she feel any different? by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Having always had a heartbeat since birth, I can only assume that I can feel it beat, but am ignoring it. Obviously there are exceptions where I can very much feel and hear my pulse, and am very well aware of it.

    She'll never feel that again.

    Does she notice?

    1. Re:Does she feel any different? by dpilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Without the implant, she won't feel anything again. There's no way to put this other than that it's a life-changing event. Many things after this will be different from the way they were before. But generally a life-changing event is to be preferred over a life-ending event.

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    2. Re:Does she feel any different? by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      What are you, a politician or something?

      You didn't say anything wrong but still completely failed to answer the question.

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    3. Re:Does she feel any different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      imagine jogging and not...feeling the heartbeat. next up: replace lungs with some constant airflow machine.

    4. Re:Does she feel any different? by MadHats · · Score: 1

      Years ago there was a film with this exact premise. An offbeat scientist (Jeff Goldblum) invents the first artificial heart, and a cardiologist (Donald Sutherland) installs it to save a patient's life. The patient becomes anxious because her pulse has been replaced with a constant shshshshshsh sound. The film was Threshold (1981).

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    5. Re:Does she feel any different? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen it, and based on the release date I don't imagine doing so.

      What conclusions did the film draw?

    6. Re:Does she feel any different? by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Says one who has never had a life ending event.... ;)

    7. Re:Does she feel any different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i my numerous drug trip I have experienced the loss of the breathing an heartbeat sensation. I was quite panicking...but the trip that followed was awsome.

      I used ketamine IM to achieve this effects

    8. Re:Does she feel any different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like when she decides she needs brains to feel normal again

    9. Re:Does she feel any different? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      And quite happily so.

      One can almost always choose a life-ending event. After such an even is "completed", rescinding it isn't generally possible.
      (I'm using "completed" to weasel around near-death events, resuscitation, etc. This is /., land of the nitpick, after all.)

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    10. Re:Does she feel any different? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      No, merely more concerned with other things. Elsewhere in this thread I brought up another issue that would also worry more than hearing my own heartbeat - load responsiveness. When we exercise our hearts beat harder to support the load.

      Do artificial hearts respond to load?
      Can artificial heart recipients still run, swim, jump, etc, or are they forever restrained to some sort of moderate pace?
      Along that line, assuming the worst, if they tried to run would they pass out, from inadequate blood/oxygen supply?

      This is related, because in my experience, I hear my heart beat right after slowing down from a major exertion. During the exertion I'm generally too busy and noisy to notice, but after stopping the heart doesn't slow immediately, and that's when it's noticable.

      In a hierarchy of needs of this thought experiment, I haven't gotten that far yet, to wonder about hearing my resting heart.

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    11. Re:Does she feel any different? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously someone else has. But I guess your questions are more important than anyone else's, to the point where you should not just ignore them, but actively dismiss them as unimportant. Great work.

    12. Re:Does she feel any different? by PaganRitual · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'll swap with her. I've had an artifical heart valve since very shortly after birth, and every single pulse of my life since I've been old enough to understand the concept of my heart beating is, so long as it's not overly noisy, completely audible. And because it's an internal noise, or because I know what to listen for, it's much easier to pick up than you would think. I'm sitting in an office with about 10 people all working at computers and I can hear it now.

      Allow me to assure you that the tick of your own heart beating audibly for every single fucking beat, will slowly but almost certainly drive you mad. I used to sleep with a radio every single night on for a period of virtually 10 years. Even now from time to time I go to bed with headphones on to not bother my wife but still drown out the ticking.

      I would swap an audible pulse for no pulse at all in a ... well, heartbeat.

  22. No pulse? She's dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh wait, no she's not. She's fucking BREATHING.

    You're all idiots to think doctors, nurses and paramedics can't see if a person is breathing or not.

    1. Re:No pulse? She's dead! by amoeba1911 · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot, not some dang medical school. We look at ONE aspect of something and dork around completely unaware that there are a thousand other things doctors learn in their 8 years of medical school that we haven't learned in our parents' basements.

    2. Re:No pulse? She's dead! by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      No, we think that doctors, nurses and paramedics are as human as the rest of us.

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      What a depressingly stupid machine.
    3. Re:No pulse? She's dead! by aukset · · Score: 1

      But we are in a hell of a lot more shit if we fuck up something so obvious as RESPIRATIONS. A[irway] and B[reathing] come before C[irculation].

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      No sig now
  23. Re:Recipe for disaster? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    Yes, too risky.

    Better just not have a heart at all and drop dead now.

  24. First Ebb & Flow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thoughts arrived like butterflies,
    but she don't know,
    'she's dead anyway! -- Since my HERF came into play
    'yesterday, oh!

  25. MIT Article is OLD by Thornburg · · Score: 1

    Just in case anyone else read the MIT article about how one of these things works, and noticed that they said "these things are nowhere near ready yet"... it's from 2006!

    I think this tech is very cool, especially for people who don't have other options. I think that putting it to use in people who would have died otherwise will give us the data we need to know whether this is a better solution for everyone who needs a heart. It has the potential, eventually, to alleviate the need for transplants.

  26. Jarvik Heart? by Hel+Toupee · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the Jarvik artificial heart work just like this?

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  27. Uncomfortable by BoppreH · · Score: 1

    It's me or after reading this suddenly all my vital organs functions become apparent?

    It's a possibly huge medical breakthrough, but it sure is creepy.

  28. Vonda N. McIntire, "Superluminal" by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Vonda McIntyre's novel "Superluminal" starship pilots had to have their hearts replaced with a rotary pump because the rhythm of the heartbeat caused a breakdown in their bodies during FTL flight.

    They called the pulse-less pilots "Aztecs".

    1. Re:Vonda N. McIntire, "Superluminal" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to make a comment about that story (I read the short story/novella version "Aztecs" that google tells me came first), but I figured it would be so obscure that nobody would get it ;)

      Nice to know that someone else has read the same author - and now I know there's a novel version of it, I can put it on my ever-increasing "to read" list.
      Thanks :)

    2. Re:Vonda N. McIntire, "Superluminal" by argent · · Score: 1

      I haven't read Aztecs, now I'll have to dig it up. The short story is often better than the novel (eg, Blood Music, Ender's War) but you can never tell unless you read both.

  29. New rules required. by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 5, Funny

    I shall now have to amend my requirements for women that I will have sex with.

    Pulse now optional.

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    1. Re:New rules required. by Drunken+Buddhist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Normally I'd say that artificial hearts aren't designed for strenuous activity, but you're a slashdotter after all...

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    2. Re:New rules required. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relevance?

    3. Re:New rules required. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait, so before it was mandatory? then what the hell are you doing on /.???

    4. Re:New rules required. by Ponga · · Score: 1

      I shall now have to amend my requirements for women that I will have sex with.
      Pulse now optional.

      It's +5 Funny, because it's true!

      (Thanks for that GENIUS comment, btw. *ROFL* Seriously!)

  30. Wait a minute! by werfu · · Score: 1

    Do somebody remember that artificial heart are temporary solution waiting for a donor. Nobody can survive long with them.

  31. Oblig quote by Subm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

    1. Re:Oblig quote by noundi · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's life, Jim, but not as we know it.

      It's worse than that, she's dead Jim!
       
      No wait.

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    2. Re:Oblig quote by omeomi · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's Klingons on the starboard bow!

    3. Re:Oblig quote by zonker · · Score: 0

      We've come in peace, shoot to kil!

  32. I had an uncle who... by east+coast · · Score: 1

    I had a uncle that suffered massive heart failure who had a device that is used in conjunction with the heart to keep it running. It's somewhat along the same concept except for that I'm not sure if it pulsed or if it was a constant pressure device. I want to say it was constant pressure but I'm not 100% sure.

    Unfortunately he died from an infection after the transplant but he used the device for rougly 6 months and felt great on it.

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    1. Re:I had an uncle who... by jeffporcaro · · Score: 1

      I believe you're thinking of an LVAD (left ventricular assist device) which is continuous and therefore doesn't contribute a pulse. Typically, though, the patient's heart continues to beat - the LVAD provides an assist but doesn't usually do all the work - so there is usually still a pulse.

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    2. Re:I had an uncle who... by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my link was for a LVAD.

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  33. Having no pulse isn't new by timchampion · · Score: 1
    My co-worker's husband had a LVAD (Left Ventricular Assist Device) implanted in his chest called the HeartMate II. It took enough work away from his heart that he had no pulse. The EMTs had to be trained that if they responded to a call for him, he would have no detectable pulse.

    Now this is different in that it didn't replace his heart, but its a continuous pump, and results in no pulse.

  34. The perfect sniper by isThisNameAvailable · · Score: 5, Funny

    Snipers have to concentrate to manage their heart rates and time their shots between beats. A little practice and we've now got the world's quickest shot at 1,000 meters.

    1. Re:The perfect sniper by MozzleyOne · · Score: 1

      From my training, you regulate your BREATHING but not your pulse rate - I find it hard to believe that it would even register, compared to your normal error.

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    2. Re:The perfect sniper by IDK · · Score: 1

      When you breathe faster your pulse rate will rise. If you lower both your hand is more steady. This is why biathlon is such an interesting sport.

    3. Re:The perfect sniper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a longtime rifleman (in the real world, not video games) I can say the heartbeat issue is largely overstated. It's not bad to begin with, and you generally deal with it by wearing a glove on your left hand.

    4. Re:The perfect sniper by TheLink · · Score: 1

      You can manage your heart rates. Calm yourself down and it goes down.

      I'm sure the pulse has an effect, just hold and point a laser pointer at the far wall and watch it move. Maybe it's rock steady for you. But I think competitive shooters will be interested in whatever edge they can get.

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  35. Re:Recipe for disaster? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

    The AED will only shock when it analyzes the electrical pulses to be within certain patterns like Ventricular Fibrillation, et al. The manual ones rely on a trained person doing the same analysis.

    With an electrical heart, the pattern generated would not look anything like vfib or vtach, so no shock would be warranted.

    Unlike TV and movies, you do not shock on asystole.

  36. These kinds of technologies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Make you re-evaluate the standard by which we hold someone "living".

    It's one thing if a person dies of natural old age, or at a terminal stage of progressive dementia, or simply due to brain injury -- the mind of the person, his character, his memory -- all is gone forever. There is no point in trying to keep the rest of the body alive (even though I'm sure some religious folks would disagree with this...)

    It's completely another thing when someone dies of an organ failure that, by itself, doesn't destroy the person -- it just prevents functions necessary to sustain life further. The brain itself doesn't really need that much -- all it needs is a steady supply of fresh blood, containing the necessary nutrients, oxygen, and cellular content, at the correct temperature and pressure. But the body has to run a lot of different organs to keep that fresh blood coming.

    Major organ failure (e.g. heart) was once considered synonymous with death. Now technology challenges that assumption. Sooner or later we will reach the day when either all organs (at least except the brain, although even that is questionable) will be viewed no differently than spare parts, replaceable at will when damaged. The human identity would be separated from the supporting organs, and considering a human dead just because his heart failed would be as ridiculous as considering the data on your computer gone just because the power supply failed. Yes, you can't access it without power, but all we need is some mechanisms from it being permanently lost every bloody time we turn off the power supply. In hard drives, this already works (nonvolatile storage). In humans, we'll find solutions to keep that blood coming to the brain, no matter what organ fails, and in a moment's notice. The only vulnerable body part would be the brain.

    Of course, just like with a hard drive, we'll also sooner or later learn to back up brain data, which opens a whole new can of worms and completely re-defines our idea of life and humanity, but that's a story for another day.

  37. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new pulseless overlords... anonymously of course, I wouldn't want them to know that I know about their pulselessness.... they might decide to assimilate me!

  38. Playing dead by Elwar123 · · Score: 1

    Her friends are going to get tired of her pulling the old "playing dead" trick on them.

  39. Chemical Response-from another board by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

    Chemical Response

    "I`m not a doctor, or someone with vast knowledge in the theme, but I think it`s clearly important to consider the role of chemistry in this problem. while every labotarory is concerned about the physcis part, refering to replace a "pump" no one is considering that this "pump" doesn`t only obey to mechanical/physical stimulation, such as running, they are ignoring situations of danger, imagine someone who is in mortal danger, and his body starts producing adrenaline, the natural heats respond to this stimule, pumping faster the blood, but how can an artificial heart, axial, nanobots, or any artificial heart designed until today would respond to this if this artifial doesnt respond to this stimulation? And the thing is, how this is going to affect the patient in his response to the situation?"-aldebaralph

    I am not a doctor (or a magician, Jim) either, but I think this guy is spot on. I can manipulate (to some extent) my heart rate. If this thing has no pulse, how will I be able to calm myself down, or get excited for that matter? To me this seems like medical cynicism in the worst way. There is no separation between the body and the mind. One of the most persistent reminders of this is the beating of your own heart. It makes me wonder how these procedures will affect things like breathing, sleep, anger,. stress, sex, chemical inebriation, you know causal, everyday "HUMAN" STUFF...

    -Oz

    1. Re:Chemical Response-from another board by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      To me this seems like medical cynicism in the worst way.

      Yeah, because it'd be way more optimistic to let her fucking die.

      Sorry, but you and random board poster sound like the cynical ones, assuming that having installed this new device doctors will not monitor her and study the effects of her new heart. Or is that even the word for implying that we're better off letting people die until we can (somehow) answer these questions, rather than face the consequences of keeping them alive and learn from it?

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    2. Re:Chemical Response-from another board by Ozlanthos · · Score: 0, Troll

      I agree with you that it is great that this works and progress is being made. However, if it came down to being able to feel my heart beat and die, or being kept alive by an artificial heart...I think I might rather die. Remember every reference to "your heart", "my heart", "our hearts" in songs? For someone with "no" heart these become meaningless. Yeah let's keep the tumor-infested rat around longer so we can "observe" it. Who cares if the lab rat can't feel anything, be intellectually stimulated, or be able to reach REM sleep. I find no dignity in being, for the sake of being. The real question to ask yourself is if "you" would like to be kept alive by such a device, just so someone else can watch you,(and later profit handsomely from what they learn)? Sorry I wasn't born a lab-rat, and I hope not to die as one.

      Now "cloning" body parts on the other hand....I would take a clone of my heart any day of the week, and twice on Sunday!

      -Oz

    3. Re:Chemical Response-from another board by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that it is great that this works and progress is being made. However, if it came down to being able to feel my heart beat and die, or being kept alive by an artificial heart...I think I might rather die.

      Be my guest. This woman chose differently.

      Remember every reference to "your heart", "my heart", "our hearts" in songs? For someone with "no" heart these become meaningless. Yeah let's keep the tumor-infested rat around longer so we can "observe" it. Who cares if the lab rat can't feel anything, be intellectually stimulated, or be able to reach REM sleep. I find no dignity in being, for the sake of being.

      So you're positing because she doesn't have a physical heart beat, she is now incapable of feeling human emotions of any kind.

      That's the most demeaning, dehumanizing thing I've ever heard someone say. Yes there are almost certainly psychological implications to not having a heartbeat. To say that means "the heart" as a metaphor for human emotion is now meaningless is utterly retarded. Do you have literally no comprehension of what those poems actually mean? Are you seriously positing that the human soul is contained in the organ called the heart, and without it "intellectual stimulation" is impossible?

      What on earth put that thought in your vacuous ignorant skull?!

      I find no dignity in being, for the sake of being. The real question to ask yourself is if "you" would like to be kept alive by such a device, just so someone else can watch you,(and later profit handsomely from what they learn)? Sorry I wasn't born a lab-rat, and I hope not to die as one.

      How dare you suggest that she is now living just to be studied?! How the fuck do you know what she is going to do with the years of life she's now been given? Maybe she'll spend them writing songs and poetry. Maybe she'll fall in love. Maybe she'll roll her eyes at idiots like you and get on with her life.

      You disgust me. I hope you die like a rat in a fire. But please fill out your organ donor card first! Real humans like her need them. She may not have a heart, but she still has a soul. You? I'm not so sure.

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    4. Re:Chemical Response-from another board by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      No, I am positing that there are certain "intangibles" that you nor I (nor she before the surgery) are aware of. Do you know where your "soul" is? I don't, as a matter of fact, I don't know if I, or anyone else even has one. But I do know that the heart suffers physical damage from the one in your head being broken.

      And really, was anything I wrote worthy of such a response from you? Were you able to feel your heart thumping away while bitching me out? That is a sensation she will now be denied. My ignorance (and fear) are rooted in the fact that I don't know what kind of effects an artificial heart pumping a "continuous" stream of blood may be. Maybe she'll be just fine, maybe she won't be able to experience emotional highs and lows, maybe she won't be able to dream anymore. I don't know the answers to these questions, (and I am sure you do not either). Given the timbre of the article, they seemed of little importance to the doctors involved and author.

      As far as I am concerned, she has had one of her chakras (the main one BTW)replaced by a bilge-pump. Excuse me if I feel like that is an insult to life.

      -Oz

    5. Re:Chemical Response-from another board by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      And really, was anything I wrote worthy of such a response from you?

      Yes. The part where you seriously posited that she's basically a lab rat incapable of experiencing human emotion or intellectual stimulation because she doesn't have a heart beat. The part where you demonstrated ludicrous ignorance by suggesting that the metaphorical "heart" of poetry as a source of emotion is literally talking about the blood-pumping organ. And therefore, she is incapable of feeling any of the feelings described in poetry. The part where you implied that she's better off dead.

      Were you able to feel your heart thumping away while bitching me out? That is a sensation she will now be denied.

      No because you're just another internet idiot. Your disrespect for another human being and their choice to live is contemptible, but not nearly enough to get my heart pounding.

      And so fucking what? Lots of people are denied various sensations because of medical problems. That doesn't make them inhuman. I assume you possess all your organs and faculties, yet I find in your comments less humanity than I would in a full-conversion cyborg.

      My ignorance (and fear) are rooted in the fact that I don't know what kind of effects an artificial heart pumping a "continuous" stream of blood may be. Maybe she'll be just fine, maybe she won't be able to experience emotional highs and lows, maybe she won't be able to dream anymore. I don't know the answers to these questions, (and I am sure you do not either).

      Really, your fear is based out of ignorance? I never would have guessed. And this is not the first person to ever exist without a heartbeat, so actually I do know. And here's a clue for your ignorant ass: Your heart beats stronger in response to your emotion, not the other way around. Yes having something artificially increase or lower your heart beat can change your perception somewhat, but the absence of that feedback does not erase the emotion itself. There is absolutely no basis for that line of thinking, and this is actually already known. Yes there are "intangibles", no the lack of those "intangibles" does not eliminate the capacity to feel emotion you retard.

      But no, your ignorant fear is a good solid basis for deciding someone else should die.

      As far as I am concerned, she has had one of her chakras (the main one BTW)replaced by a bilge-pump. Excuse me if I feel like that is an insult to life.

      And excuse me if I feel like your attitude that she should die rather than suffer from your hypothetical, ignorant fear is an insult to life, not to mention compassion, understanding, and respect for another person's choice to live.

      But no, I don't excuse you. Fuck you and your chakras, ignorant asshole, and please die in a fire. Surely you will understand how that statement is actually about respect for your life, not an insult to it. (idiot)

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  40. Heart Mate II Pump by t00le · · Score: 5, Informative

    She is holding a Heart Mate II pump...most of our patients get this model...and NONE have a regular pulse. Funny since this is just breaking news and St Lukes Heart Transplant do it day in and day out, for a loooong time.

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    1. Re:Heart Mate II Pump by t00le · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Heart Mate II Pump by tomdarch · · Score: 3, Informative

      My father-in-law has a HeartmateII. In planning a family vacation after his recovery, we called the airline we were flying to review the issues with his having the implanted device. Someone took a bunch of notes and forwarded them to some sort of engineering staff at the airline. The response was "It's no problem. He just needs to turn off the device at takeoff and landing." Bwahahahahhah! (In the end, everything went fine, and, no, he didn't shut off his pump at takeoff or landing!)

    3. Re:Heart Mate II Pump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the hospitals in the health system I work for has been using the pulseless LVAD for a couple of years now.

    4. Re:Heart Mate II Pump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She is holding a Heart Mate II pump...most of our patients get this model...and NONE have a regular pulse. Funny since this is just breaking news and St Lukes Heart Transplant do it day in and day out, for a loooong time.

      Shut up, you're ruining the hysteria. A good panic is hard to get going and you're not helping.

    5. Re:Heart Mate II Pump by Spaceman+Spiff+II · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I was looking for this comment as the tech is not new. I was surprised to see it now on Slashdot. Ventricular Assist Devices have been around for a long time, and I know that at least Thoratec's Heartmate II and Heartware's HVAD are continuous flow. At least 50 people in the US already have Heartware's device in them, and I think there's been a European study, too. One thing I've heard and would be curious to know if it's true, is that even though the device is a continuous flow pump many patients spontaneously develop a pulse anyway. Have you seen that?

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  41. Pain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No more throbbing pain! Not a fan of the headache variety.

  42. maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shes now like the crank movies. have to juice herself up when her battery runs out of juice

  43. What's her blood pressure? by Assmasher · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Curious, honestly... I wonder what the long term ramifications of having a non-fluctuating bp are?

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    1. Re:What's her blood pressure? by BetterSense · · Score: 1

      Better question: How do you MEASURE her blood pressure?

      Blood pressure is commonly measured by listening with a stethescope for the pressure at which the pulse becomes audible. How in the world would you take her blood pressure...implanted transducer?

    2. Re:What's her blood pressure? by Assmasher · · Score: 1

      Probably by pump telemetry I would guess... I can think of more humorous ways, but... ;)

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    3. Re:What's her blood pressure? by glwtta · · Score: 1

      Blood pressure is commonly measured by listening with a stethescope for the pressure at which the pulse becomes audible.

      You don't so much listen to the pulse (which you can't), as for blood flow through the artery: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korotkoff_sounds

      The method still relies on systolic/diastolic differences, but it seems like the same general principle could be used to measure non-varying bp.

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    4. Re:What's her blood pressure? by jeffporcaro · · Score: 1

      BP wouldn't be non-fluctuating. You'd lose the pulse-associated components (there would no longer be systole and diastole with every beat), but vascular tone, position, and many other factors would all still contribute to variations in BP over time.

      In this patient, you could measure BP invasively with an arterial line, or non-invasively with ultrasound. Also, the regular method would work but you'd have to be pretty careful in order to hear it. The sounds we listen for when checking BP (Korotkoff sounds) are caused by turbulence. Say your BP is 120/80. We pump up the cuff to 170 or so, and at first there's no turbulent flow through the arteries because there's no flow at all - the cuff is too tight to allow flow. At 120mmHg, turbulent flow begins and you can hear pulse - in this patient, I imagine you'd just hear a continuous rumbling sound. In you, the turbulence would continue all the way down to 80mmHg. At 80, the cuff pressure is lower than the lowest pressure in your artery, and laminar (silent) flow returns as the artery is no longer compressed. In this patient, since the difference between systole & diastole really is trivial, you'd only hear the turbulence in a very narrow range.

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    5. Re:What's her blood pressure? by Assmasher · · Score: 1

      That would depend upon the pump, the scenario you describe assumes that the pump maintains a constant output pressure - that seems, to me, unlikely to be the case. In any case, if the pump did maintain a constant output pressure the fluctuations in BP you're referring to are analogous to how your tire pressure changes when your tires heat up/cool down from driving/parking. They're primarily affected by external stimuli; however, like you stated, ultrasound would probably be the most effective way to measure.

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  44. this is great, but why not just regorw the heart? by PJ6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's good that these devices can now last years, but why wouldn't they keep the heart they take out, remove all the cells from the heart's tissue scaffold, and then regrow it with her own stem cells? They've already done this successfully in animals. One would assume that putting the original back in would be a better, and in the long run, cheaper option.

  45. Embodied Cognition by commisaro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder what effect this would have on emotional response. There is growing evidence that there is a two-way feedback loop between subjective emotion and bodily affect. In other words, not only does being nervous cause your heartrate to increase, but an increased heartrate makes you feel more nervous. I would be very interesting to see if this pulse-less heart would result in flatter emotional responses.

    1. Re:Embodied Cognition by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Didn't you have biology in high school? According to my distant high school memories the heart's rate is regulated from the brain by a couple of nerves. In the case of a heart transplant these are not reconnected, so if I'm not mistaken being nervous won't make your heart rate increase. So if you want the answer to your question just ask someone who had a heart transplant.

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    2. Re:Embodied Cognition by jeffporcaro · · Score: 1

      Hearts respond to a number of factors to determine pulse rate - nerve stimulation (sympathetic and parasympathetic) is just one. Others include chemical (think adrenaline), stretch (higher volumes cause more forceful pumping, but also quicker), etc. These other factors are still in play in patients after heart transplants. In this patient, pulse doesn't happen so it's a moot point.

      The parent asked about the loss of fast heart rate and whether that wouldn't blunt the sensation of anxiety, and it certainly can. Again, there are many factors that contribute to that sensation, and heart rate is typically pretty trivial among them, but this depends entirely on the specific patient. I can make some patients feel anxious simply by speeding up the heart with a pacemaker or with drugs, so it's absolutely a factor - but it's far from predictable. The converse is also true.

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  46. horror movies will be closer to real... by mpdolan37 · · Score: 0

    what if she gets cut? there will be no stop in blood flow... guess she will have to live without scissors or paper...

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    1. Re:horror movies will be closer to real... by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Blood doesn't stop pumping when you get cut. Try it. Go cut yourself. Feel the pulse? Blood's still flowing.

      The clotting mechanism is something else entirely. You're thinking of hemophilia.

  47. Re:Recipe for disaster? by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    Battery pack? Pshaw! This thing is state of the art. The battery is implanted and the device comes with a Touchstone so she can charge her heart and her Pre at the same time.

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  48. Crank by fireheadca · · Score: 1

    Does she now have to run around the city looking for high voltage lines to get her fix?

  49. Great article by elloGov · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this solution is ingenious. However, I don't see this being as good as the real thing yet. I think the pumping of the blood is beneficial in flushing clogs out of arteries . Continuous blood might be more susceptible to build up. With that said this could drastically increase the life expectancy of the human race. I wonder whether artificially replacing organs is the next step forward. After all, isn't the brain the jewel that the organs protect?

    1. Re:Great article by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Some cardiologists think somewhat the same thing, that without the pulse, blood can't reach the organs. But they're heart guys, of course they think the heart is the most important thing in the world. And they're not basing it on science, they're basing it on "Seems to me that..." The circulatory specialists, on the other hand, say that's untrue, blood flows just fine through all the vessels regardless of whether its a pulsed pressure, or constant pressure. At least, they're saying that they're not seeing any organ damage from oxygen starvation in any of their animal trials. As to your other point, it's not supposed to be better than a real heart, or even as good as a real heart. It's supposed to be better than sitting on life-support waiting on a transplant, not getting one in time (or not being allowed on the transplant list at all), and dying.

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  50. No Pulse Condition in Women by aquatone282 · · Score: 0

    Very common after they've been married for four or five years.

    I know - I've been married (and divorced) twice.

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    1. Re:No Pulse Condition in Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly the only thing both marriages seem to have had in common is YOU!!!! Apparently after approx 4 or 5 years you bored these poor women to death.

  51. Let's all sing it! All together! by Abreu · · Score: 1

    "Undead, Undead, Undead"

    Apologies to Bauhaus

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  52. Grandma's Boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm simply a human. You know. But I'm working on that.

  53. What about her children? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Children are supposed to feel the pulse and it is supposed to be very soothing for them, right?
    What will happen in this case?

  54. I'm not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you check, you will find that artificial heart recipient Barney Clark also has no pulse.

  55. We're screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What were they thinking when they created that? It will be sooooooo much easier now for vampires to hide among us!

  56. Vampire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bigger question: Does she sparkle in sunlight?

    on a more serious note, how well can she keep a rhythm (as compared to before)? I have always wondered if your heartbeat helps you keep a beat or keep track of time.

    1. Re:Vampire by TobyRush · · Score: 1

      I have always wondered if your heartbeat helps you keep a beat or keep track of time.

      That's the first thing I thought about when I read this article. While I don't think one's pulse has much of an effect on keeping rhythm, I wonder if there would be some deeper psychological issues for a musician (or anyone, for that matter) living without that perpetual rhythm of life that is otherwise always lurking at the edge of our perception...

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  57. Ventricular Assist Devices reach slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is 2006-style old news - the implant shown is a left ventricular assist devices (LVADs), though other variants exist. All have complications, but offer a significant increase in quality of life for their target population.

    AHA:
    http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=4599

    ObWiki:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventricular_assist_device

  58. Everyone will want one by �berhund · · Score: 0

    This is so cool! I'll bet everyone will want one now! I can imagine some possible health benefits from this (but IANAD). You'd be less likely to have an aneurysm burst, because the peak blood pressure is never as high. The effects of high blood pressure would be reduced (or maybe you can just turn it down). And... *scores* of other benefits that I can't think of right now!

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  59. Lie Detection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean she is able to pass any lie detection test?

  60. Found in nature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Based on the article, it seems like the pulse-less design is a better design than a pulsing heart. If this is true, why isn't it found in nature?

    Is it found in nature?

    1. Re:Found in nature? by Cal27 · · Score: 1

      It seems like wheels are better than feet. If this is true, why aren't they found in nature?

    2. Re:Found in nature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like wheels are better than feet. If this is true, why aren't they found in nature?

      I'm guessing you are not a fan of Dr. Who or the Daleks. That is, wheels are not better than feet. Especially up hill, over rocky terrain, etc...

  61. "Here" is not a pronoun by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    What about adverbs?

    1. Re:"Here" is not a pronoun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use AdverbBlock so they're no trouble at all.

    2. Re:"Here" is not a pronoun by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Hate adverbs more.

      Wish I was actually taught grammar in school. I think I had four weeks of it throughout elementary and after that it was all reading boring by dead people, then writing what I thought it meant, and finally being told my interpretation was wrong.

      My knowledge of adverbs extends to "they're the words by verbs that end in -ly."

    3. Re:"Here" is not a pronoun by pjt33 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know English grammar because I studied Latin. In fact, it was very noticeable in English lessons that the six hands that went up whenever a question about grammar was asked belonged to the six people taking Latin.

  62. No pulse seems bad by gr8_phk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Having pressure pulses should tend to make blood flow into places that are harder to get at. It's probably bad to operate continuously at high pressure, and it's probably bad not to go to high pressure. Like TFA says, further investigation into this type of pump is needed and planned if they can get funding. I just hope they don't test on some type population that happens to do well with it.

    1. Re:No pulse seems bad by Mursk · · Score: 1
      The HeartMate II, a continuous flow device, has been approved for use in Europe and the US for sure, I think Asia and S. America, too. Apparently the longest patient so far is 4 years. If you know anyone sick enough to require one of these devices, that's pretty damn good. No indication as far as I can tell what happened to that patient (transplant, new pump, etc.).

      Source: http://www.thoratec.com/vad-trials-outcomes/clinical-outcomes/heartmate-ll-lvad.aspx

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    2. Re:No pulse seems bad by blind+biker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't have all the facts (as I guess nobody in the world at this point does), but based on what I know, I will strongly disagree, and here is why: the purpose of the heart is to provide blood to the body's tissues, in order to keep them oxigenated. The rate of oxigenation depends on the average flux of the blood. Whether the blood flows continuously or pulsed, it is important to maintain an average flux of a given intensity. With continuous flux, the maximum pressure of the blood will be less than with pulsed flux - I hope you can see this, because I wouldn't know how to make this clearer to you.

      Since this device, for a given average flux of blood, generates less maximum blood pressures, it will cause less problems such as brain haemorragy, with no (known, at least) drawbacks.

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    3. Re:No pulse seems bad by Intron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Life is very good at adapting to and using everything in its environment. I would be surprised if there were no systems in the human body that did not depend in some way on having a pulse: maybe for timing some process. It's the human jiffy.

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    4. Re:No pulse seems bad by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Actually, you might be right. Your post made me think.

      It's the human jiffy.

      :o)

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    5. Re:No pulse seems bad by fractoid · · Score: 1

      I think he was pointing out that the body probably evolved in part to depend on the peak pressure reached during pulses. Then again, I can see your point about lower peak pressures reducing risk of aneurysms and soforth.

      What I'd really be worried about with this sort of technology is how long it will take for athletes to start using this sort of augmentation to boost performance. Cyborg Olympics anyone? When someone takes 2 seconds off the 400 meters' world record because they had an 'overclock' button on their aftermarket heart, it'll become just another "well you have to do it to compete" thing.

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    6. Re:No pulse seems bad by John+Meacham · · Score: 1

      Augmentation and the Olympics have already collided. A man with carbon fiber legs attempted to compete in the olympics. http://www.slate.com/id/2191801/

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  63. Re:Recipe for disaster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a part of the grant (these implants are subsidized by a host of stakeholders), the implant hospital is required to provide training to first responders proximal to the recipient prior to the patient's return from the surgery.

    Surprising though it may come to many on /., people who work in the field have put a good deal of thought into the lifecycle of implanted objects.

  64. I wonder... by hymy · · Score: 1

    ... if there are any (long term) effects on the body because of the absence of pressure drop in between heartbeats.

  65. Palm Scan by Alanbly · · Score: 1

    You know I'll bet she can't use most biometric scanners. They all check for a pulse to prevent scene like the one in Demolition Man. Though since she's an administrative assistant it probably won't matter

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  66. Read the gauge or skip BP? by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Your blood pressure is measured to help determine the status of your heart. The device controlling her heart probably does have status information. The usual way of measuring blood pressure, by listening for cutoff and restarting of the pulse, won't work on her. But it might be possible to measure her blood pressure with similar methods by detecting cutoff and restarting of blood flow, although I doubt a standard stethoscope would work.

  67. What could she get away with..... by Carbaholic · · Score: 1

    There's gotta be some place where the legal definition of being alive depends on you having a pulse

    You can't convict a dead person muahahahahahahaha

    1. Re:What could she get away with..... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      But then, burying a dead person isn't illegal either. And imagine if in the same country it is allowed to take organs from any dead person who didn't disagree in her lifetime!

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  68. Feynman did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dr. Feynman recounts how he did this once to a nurse (*). The eventual response was to write down a made up number for his pulse rate.

    (*) Except he would stop and start his pulse at random times while the nurse was taking it. (There is a magic trick that lets you do this.)

  69. What would BP be? by Neutral_Observer · · Score: 1

    What would someones blood pressure be with this device?

    1. Re:What would BP be? by Ivan+Stepaniuk · · Score: 1

      It is more difficult to measure but it should be about the same, off course there won't be two systolic/diastolic values but just one value. The equivalent value could be calculated for a person given the systolic/diastolic values and beat rate. I guess that normally it would be in between, and closer to the systolic pressure.

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  70. Get the paddles! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    10 Say "Charging!"
    20 Say "Clear!"
    30 Sound "Bzzzzt!"
    40 Say "Still No pulse!";
    50 goto 10

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  71. Ouch! by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    I hate to say this, but I am not confident this will work, there are reasons we were made the way we were, it will be interesting to see how her body adapts to a CONSTANT blood flow, instead of a pulse blood flow. I am sure there is damage that might build up from having a never ending stream of blood instead of a pulse...maybe the oxygen or blood sugar is intercepted differently because of this...who knows, but she is the first, and will be the guinea pig for the community, that's for sure.
    I do hope it works out, but I always see disaster happening when man tries to change something that nature intended to work one way, and ends up being too drastic a change.

    I wonder how much previous data they collected with mice etc... to conclude this works good enough for the ext 10 years say...

    1. Re:Ouch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anthropomorphisation.

      nature doesn't intend anything. admittedly the human body evolved with a pulse, but it's not because that was the most efficient or beneficial system, it's merely the first one that worked.

      nitpicking, i know, but replacing god with nature as an intelligent designer pisses me off.

    2. Re:Ouch! by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Contrary to the breathless slashdot summary, this is not anywhere near the first time this technology has been used. It is quite safe. It is very safe when the other option is certain death.

      Here's an informative post from someone else:

      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1387351&cid=29595143

      -b

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    3. Re:Ouch! by RoboRay · · Score: 1

      "I hate to say this, but I am not confident this will work, there are reasons we were made the way we were"

      Mostly having to do with how hard it is to evolve a 360 degree rotating impeller or screw drive.

  72. Only the implant is new - maybe by kwerle · · Score: 2, Informative

    My partner was an ICU nurse and used continuous flow VADs (Ventricular Assist Device) for years.

    Here's an article from 2000: http://circ.ahajournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/circulationaha;101/4/356

    There is some controversy about continuous flow, but the notion is that most of the body experiences nearly continuous flow, anyway.

    Implanted continuous flow notes from April: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19324130

    And another from 2008 implying that pulseless does not matter:
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18442710?ordinalpos=1&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_DiscoveryPanel.Pubmed_Discovery_RA&linkpos=1&log$=relatedarticles&logdbfrom=pubmed

    1. Re:Only the implant is new - maybe by thogard · · Score: 1

      My concern would be that sometimes the flow is backwards in small areas and that might help flush junk off of membranes. Even in areas where the pressure gets very low, osmotic pressure might back flush some membranes. That wouldn't be a problem for short term use but I suspect it will mess up something in the very long term.

  73. Scout Sniper? by d474 · · Score: 1

    I would imagine that not having a pulse would be a great advantage for snipers. That is unless they need to run, of course.

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  74. One must be careful not to break the Masqurade. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually I've had that happen a few times. I have an unusually slow but long pulse, low exothermic body temperature, and for some reason EKG machines hate me. Once, I had a PA run two different EKG's on me and check my pulse 5-6 times before she stated, "If it weren't for the sun being out I'd declare you a vampire." and left the room. While she was gone I tried to force my heart rate up just so I could get out of there, It worked... thank god I used that point of vitae to mimic life-signs before I broke the Masquerade.

  75. Lie Detector Tests? by palmerj3 · · Score: 0

    And now they can beat one of the major tests involved in lie detection. I want one!

  76. Re:Recipe for disaster? by Cormacus · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points. That was very informative.

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  77. college woes by Tim4444 · · Score: 1

    Wow, I hope she wasn't planning to go back to school. Her options would be limited with all those colleges that only require a pulse...

  78. New old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've already seen experimental continuous flow artificial hearts, at least 5 years ago on TV. There are many VADs (Ventricular assist device) that runs continuously. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ventricular_assist_device#List_of_implantable_VAD_devices

  79. Great news. by Snufu · · Score: 1

    Another victory in the fight against noise pollution.

  80. Doesn't this have all kinds of other implications? by Eternal+Annoyance · · Score: 1

    Like increasing her average body temperature, inducing laziness of the vascular muscles (which keep the blood from flowing back), constant pressure on organs and muscles (which were used to pauses in the pressure), etc.

  81. horror film by fireball84513 · · Score: 1

    this could be part of a horror movie, Doctor: "You don't have a pulse!" Unsuspected Zombie: "Because I am already dead!"

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  82. Re:Recipe for disaster? by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

    But what happens when iTunes refuses to identify her new heart as an iPhone?

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  83. Re:Awkward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll all be a bit less creeped out when you move your hand away from your "vital organ". A computer lab is not the proper place to do that kind of thing.

  84. What about excersize? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does the blood flow faster if you are running or exerting yourself? It seems that this is an important part of the heart, to control not only blood flow, but also the speed of the blood flow.

  85. Possibly for years...? by interploy · · Score: 1

    I'd say a special alert badge is the least of this lady's worries. From the article:

    Because the latest model can last longer than its predecessors, possibly for years, it can potentially be used for the long-term support of patients with irreversible heart failure.

    While exciting to see experimental technology in use, it strikes me as potentially dangerous to apply continuous pressure to a system designed for pulsing pressure. How do the valves in the veins handle the strain, particularly in the legs? I assume the muscle contractions that aide the flow of blood back up the legs still occur? How much pressure can the veins handle before they burst? And what about wounds? How much more blood loss can be expected if a major or even minor artery is severed? And what about high-intensity situations that require increased blood flow? Adrenaline? Endorphins? Can she turn a dial if she needs a boost or does she just collapse if this continuous pressure system can't provide nutrients/chemicals fast enough?

    TFA is woefully lacking in description of how this thing really works, but the quoted line implies some major kinks still need to be worked out if the life of the product is in the "possibly for years". Anyone know more about this?

  86. Re:this is great, but why not just regorw the hear by canajin56 · · Score: 1

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  87. Been around for a while by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

    Not exactly an artificial heart, but something pretty close.

    They are called left ventricular assist devices (LVADs). The have a screw that is rotated by a magnetic field to continuously propel blood. Since the screw is the only moving part, they are pretty durable. They actually damage less blood than other types of artificial hearts. In fact, there are at least 30 individuals on the east coast of the United States that have these devices and are not on any blood thinners at all. (Blood thinners were given in these people at first but had to be stopped due to gastrointestinal bleeds.)

    They've been put in for the last 5 years, with third generation devices out at this time. Thy are now approved (in special cases) as "destination therapy", meaning for people that they would never consider putting on a transplant list for a donor heart.

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  88. or maybe ... wait for it by Brigadier · · Score: 1

    this state of the art artificial heart has a built in pressure gauge and regulator that reports via Bluetooth to a little console in the ladies back pack next to her battery.

  89. Sorry... by wpiman · · Score: 1

    the public option won't pay for this...

  90. "Superluminal", by Vonda McIntyre by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Informative

    Read "Superluminal", by Vonda McIntyre. It's a sci-fi story about a woman who gets a turbopump heart that doesn't beat -- not because she's sick, but because it's a necessary part of becoming a starship pilot. Romance and heartbreak ensue.

  91. Perception of Time by thornybranch · · Score: 1

    I always theorized that the perception of time passing was linked to pulse, in the sense that the brain experienced temporary and subtle lapses and surges to the desired amount of blood. It's like micro-seasons for the brain - every pulse being a new harvest after the dreaded winter between pulses. This also provides an explanation for why time seems to slow down during high-adrenaline moments.

    I wonder if the non-pulse patient will experience time differently? How will she know when she is experiencing panic or excitement? I see mental functioning as being the biggest obstacle to a pulse-less heart.

  92. Oh just think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    she gives new meaning to the term "heartless bitch".

  93. This is not an Artificial Heart by pereav · · Score: 1

    So this article i found to be kind of annoying and misleading. Sure the technology/device that is being used to keep this woman alive is absolutely amazing, but it's not an artificial heart. The device she received is called a left ventricular assist device (LVAD), which is attached TO her existing heart to help her heart pump blood. Her heart is totally still in her, and is still pumping away, it is just not very strong and doesn't make much of an impact on her overall total blood flow. If she had received an artificial heart, her old heart would have been totally removed and replaced with a machine. Just thought i should clarify the type of device that she had received. Oh specifically it's called a HeartMate II. You can check out more info from the compay's website http://www.thoratec.com/.

  94. sounds great, a life without a pulse by Caue · · Score: 1

    but does it run linux?

  95. What will the Pope do? by f64 · · Score: 0

    According to the Radio Lab show After Life the Vatican decides on your dead/alive status based on your heartbeat, so I guess there's a new papal decree in the works⦠Will a child born by a pulseless woman be human or considered an ex utero demon spawn?

  96. Re:Recipe for disaster? by dissy · · Score: 1

    But what happens when iTunes refuses to identify her new heart as an iPhone?

    That's what you get for purchasing the latest Palm Heart Pre ;P

  97. Must... by msouth · · Score: 2

    ...not...sing...Iron...Man

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  98. Health Benefits? by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Just a thought, but could such a system create an environment that discourages cholesterol buildup and the formation of blood clots in the arteries/veins?

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  99. hmm. by Nekomusume · · Score: 1

    last i checked, the definition of clinical death is that your heart has stopped beating.

    so, what we have here is a cybernetic zombie.

  100. Necrophilia ... such a bad way of living ... by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    Necrophilia ... it's just such a bad way of living ...

    I couldn't find the kinkyness factor in "I can't hear your heartbeat" ...

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    1. Re:Necrophilia ... such a bad way of living ... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      I couldn't find the kinkyness factor in "I can't hear your heartbeat" ...

      That's because you left out "...in bed."

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  101. He's dead Jim! by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

    What are the drawbacks?

    He's dead Jim! But not as we know it!

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  102. why are pulsed ones so difficult? by enos · · Score: 1

    If they find that a pulse is indeed helpful, do you think this solution would work:
    Taking this pump and sending its output to a bladder with a check valve. The continuous flow will fill the bladder, and once a certain pressure is reached, the check valve opens and sends a pulse of blood out. It's failsafe too, since if the valve breaks you're just left with continuous flow like you have now.

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  103. Old newz... by aqk · · Score: 0

    Old news (I think) -

    Some guy in the USA got one of these a a coupla years ago.
    I remember the breathless radio host getting all excited about "no pulse!" Golly!

    Hey but it's Singapore!
    Check her meds! If they are too strong, hang the dopefiend bitch!

  104. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least it isn't a guy, perma boner anyone?

  105. Re:this is great, but why not just regorw the hear by PJ6 · · Score: 1

    The alternative I suggest is not fanciful and you would know this if you bothered to do a little digging. The point of my comment was, biological alternatives are now finally possible. Mechanical replacements are progressing well but it will be quite some time before they come close to the quality (in terms of the life expectancy of the patient) as original tissue.

  106. Its Just an LVAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article is only news in Singapore.

    While new there, this device, called an LVAD (Left Ventricular Assist Device), has been used in the US for a few years. Hundreds of people have them, and with the models with a continuous flow pump (most), those people have no pulse.

  107. Two reasons by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    Totally off topic, I apologize. But I'm a Dune nut so I have to. It's in my contract.

    Mind you heart plugs always seemed a bit of a silly idea to me. If you wanted to off your slaves for disobedience, why not just shoot them?

    First thing - they weren't in the books. Frank didn't put them there, Hollywood did.

    Second thing - the Harkonnens aren't worried so much about discipline. They enjoy cruelty, and that's a huge difference. For instance, when Rabban sabotages Dr. Kynes suit and leaves him to die in the desert atop a spice blow. Sure, a bullet would end it right now. But he wouldn't suffer, would he? Where is the fun in that? So from that point of view the heart plug makes sense. Walking around all the time knowing there is a valve on your chest that someone could tug out and end your life, just for the fun of watching you die? Yeah, that would fit with their MO.

    When you're an entire race of sadists, the whole discipline thing sort of comes out in the wash. Slaves cringe when they appear and do their very best to not be noticed at all. Disobedience? That will net you a horrific humiliating death. Best to keep your head down and do as you're told.

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    1. Re:Two reasons by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I guess.

      I suppose the good thing about the Dune universe is it seems quite self consistent, and it's not like there haven't been real societies like the Harkonnen. In fact the Roman attitude to slavery comes quite close. And the second best thing you can say about Dune universe is that it's so different from a normal sci fi setting and it seems like Herbert had worked out good reasons for that.

      My favorite thing about Dune is the way that all the way through it seems like it is a future where the fundamentalists have won. More to the point there are persistent hints that it isn't the only future. The Ixians for example seem like they are a civilization descended from one that is much more like ours. Hell to some extend the Landsraad and Emperor Shaddam seem a bit like the way the Taliban saw the UN and US President. So when I was reading it I was always a bit skeptical of what the main characters were saying. Maybe they weren't actually heroes but were more like Middle Eastern fundamentalists. Of course the best thing about this parallel in fact is that back when Dune was written no one was seriously considering Islamic Fundamentalists as being a threat.

      In fact some people have even wondered if bin Laden was inspired by Dune.

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