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Not that I ever plan on visiting, but... Can they see, how do you say, any pockets of gold in these scans? Accuracy would be important. Do the airplane restrictions include shovels and picks? Do they search your luggage when you go home? Can you make more money out of mayan gold ornaments, or would you get more out of a solid, unrecognisable, lump?
for me, it led through the many stages of addiction. Today, I cannot walk past a McDonalds without purchasing an apple pie. I am currently going to AA meetings (ApplePie Anonymous), but I fear that my moral fibre is insufficient to even reach a 7 day ribbon. My depression is becoming overwhelming, and I fear the shame of my addiction will become so obvious, that I will be arrested and imprisoned for my excessive desserting.
Please remember, this is your brain on Jolly Ranchers..
Well, all the moon shots are done on a sound stage in California anyway. You remember that trial, "If the glove don't fit", "It couldn't have been him, he was on the moon at the time",...
I printed some solar panels on paper many years ago. Of course, it was just an article from the web, and they were just pictures of solar panels, and they never produced any power, nor were they intended to, but they were solar panels printed on paper!
One or two nutcases looking for parts for his time machine in alt.fuzzy.bunnies doesn't bother me too much, but thousands of fake viagra ads every day in every single newsgroup is a real killer.
Let's say you're driving down the road in your Moterized Skateboard 3. Al Gore comes up behind you in a Smoke Belcher 10000, pounding on his diesel horn, and screaming out the window for you to quit hogging the road.
I've heard there are some branches of science that aren't quite like this, but I've never actually seen one first hand, and most such reports are from dubious sources.
you mean, like Global Warming (renames to Climate Change when they decided they needed to cover their butts in case the climate didn't warm).
If you dare to question Global Warming, expect to be excommunicated, and sent to the dungeon for an extended torture session. The leaders of GW don't really believe in it, just look at Al Gores house, which alone uses more energy than 10 regular houses. He doesn't believe in conservation, but expects to make tons of money selling carbon offsets.
GW doesn't permit serious discussion about it. You're either pro-GW, or you're out of here.
They've realy done it to themselves. They've been acting in suspicious ways, refusing to supply enough information to duplicate their findings, and pretty much acting like the french men in Monty Python's "Holy Grail". Then their emails were exposed, which confirmed to many that they were just pushing an agenda, and the science didn't really matter.
Their actions up to this point have painted all people working for Global Warming with their colors. Now the GW crowd will have to work much harder to make up for the bad press caused by this group. Since the GW crowd pushed so hard to cover up for them before/after climategate, they have that much more work ahead of them. They should have used their heads, and been more open about everything. Religions are like that, but science shouldn't be.
Ok, according to what I've been hearing, the data and the programs used to analyze them are long gone. So how did they analyse the missing data, and the missing programs, and determine that nothing was really wrong with either of them?
Sorry, but we're trying to get a handle on the gategate right now, but you'll have to wait till after we get a hand on the climategate, czargate, and tea partygate.There's also the upcoming gategategate that we're sure we can cover up before it gets too bad.
If your data is, (for example) climate data from 100 stations recording data every hour for 10 years you have close to 9 million data points (assuming everything worked perfectly), you aren't just going to print that off and hand it out with your paper.
10 years of data? According to the rest of your post, most of that is going to be lost in old equipment. And the original people who started the data collection will be long gone, and probably gone with them are any known limitations with the recording equipment (since any documentation would be lost with the obsolete equipment).
If you're able to lose essential data that easily, you shouldn't even bother collecting it.
Take those photos that the various missions have taken of Mars, and use the photo analysis software that CSI uses. You should be able to look at things down to a molecular level then. Even a photo taken with a disposable camera that happened to be pointing in the direction of Mars during a stormy night should be sufficient to determint the location of all water on Mars. They could look at the back side of Mars based on a reflection from one of the stars behind it, so you should easily have 360 degrees of visibility..
Why does a video display sound like a teletype? Whenever they show characters being displayed on a screen, you almost always hear teletype noises. Do they really think that the characters are pounded into the glass by a mechanical mechanism hidden behine the screen?
Can Google generate power by burning spam? Maybe that is their nefarious plan. They steal all the spam from Google Mail, and burn it to generte electricity. Given the amount of spam I get to my regular email account, they must collect a metric buttload every day. Instead of just throwing it into a landfill, they can burn it instead.
Ok, I need to check out the pork futures wharehouse now, to see if they will have any specials.
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I suspect that the BSA includes Linux and OpenOffice as pirated software. If they aren't getting a cut of the profits, it's pirated.
Is this money included in the "BSA Says Software Theft Exceeded $51B In 2009" story?
Not that I ever plan on visiting, but...
Can they see, how do you say, any pockets of gold in these scans? Accuracy would be important. Do the airplane restrictions include shovels and picks? Do they search your luggage when you go home? Can you make more money out of mayan gold ornaments, or would you get more out of a solid, unrecognisable, lump?
Seeing the type of people he normally nominates, she must be something like a convicted armed bank robber.
for me, it led through the many stages of addiction. Today, I cannot walk past a McDonalds without purchasing an apple pie. I am currently going to AA meetings (ApplePie Anonymous), but I fear that my moral fibre is insufficient to even reach a 7 day ribbon. My depression is becoming overwhelming, and I fear the shame of my addiction will become so obvious, that I will be arrested and imprisoned for my excessive desserting.
Please remember, this is your brain on Jolly Ranchers..
I've been using intercal, and so far noone has comprimised my code.
Well, all the moon shots are done on a sound stage in California anyway. You remember that trial, "If the glove don't fit", "It couldn't have been him, he was on the moon at the time", ...
1. These are not the droids you are looking for.
2. Why do they call them "terminators"?
3. ???
4. Profit
I printed some solar panels on paper many years ago. Of course, it was just an article from the web, and they were just pictures of solar panels, and they never produced any power, nor were they intended to, but they were solar panels printed on paper!
One or two nutcases looking for parts for his time machine in alt.fuzzy.bunnies doesn't bother me too much, but thousands of fake viagra ads every day in every single newsgroup is a real killer.
Let's say you're driving down the road in your Moterized Skateboard 3. Al Gore comes up behind you in a Smoke Belcher 10000, pounding on his diesel horn, and screaming out the window for you to quit hogging the road.
That's Global Warming.
I've heard there are some branches of science that aren't quite like this, but I've never actually seen one first hand, and most such reports are from dubious sources.
you mean, like Global Warming (renames to Climate Change when they decided they needed to cover their butts in case the climate didn't warm).
If you dare to question Global Warming, expect to be excommunicated, and sent to the dungeon for an extended torture session. The leaders of GW don't really believe in it, just look at Al Gores house, which alone uses more energy than 10 regular houses. He doesn't believe in conservation, but expects to make tons of money selling carbon offsets.
GW doesn't permit serious discussion about it. You're either pro-GW, or you're out of here.
They've realy done it to themselves. They've been acting in suspicious ways, refusing to supply enough information to duplicate their findings, and pretty much acting like the french men in Monty Python's "Holy Grail". Then their emails were exposed, which confirmed to many that they were just pushing an agenda, and the science didn't really matter.
Their actions up to this point have painted all people working for Global Warming with their colors. Now the GW crowd will have to work much harder to make up for the bad press caused by this group. Since the GW crowd pushed so hard to cover up for them before/after climategate, they have that much more work ahead of them. They should have used their heads, and been more open about everything. Religions are like that, but science shouldn't be.
Ok, according to what I've been hearing, the data and the programs used to analyze them are long gone. So how did they analyse the missing data, and the missing programs, and determine that nothing was really wrong with either of them?
I think ClimateBalmer sounds better.
Sorry, but we're trying to get a handle on the gategate right now, but you'll have to wait till after we get a hand on the climategate, czargate, and tea partygate.There's also the upcoming gategategate that we're sure we can cover up before it gets too bad.
If your data is, (for example) climate data from 100 stations recording data every hour for 10 years you have close to 9 million data points (assuming everything worked perfectly), you aren't just going to print that off and hand it out with your paper.
10 years of data? According to the rest of your post, most of that is going to be lost in old equipment. And the original people who started the data collection will be long gone, and probably gone with them are any known limitations with the recording equipment (since any documentation would be lost with the obsolete equipment).
If you're able to lose essential data that easily, you shouldn't even bother collecting it.
Take those photos that the various missions have taken of Mars, and use the photo analysis software that CSI uses. You should be able to look at things down to a molecular level then. Even a photo taken with a disposable camera that happened to be pointing in the direction of Mars during a stormy night should be sufficient to determint the location of all water on Mars. They could look at the back side of Mars based on a reflection from one of the stars behind it, so you should easily have 360 degrees of visibility..
The missed a big one that has always bothered me.
Why does a video display sound like a teletype? Whenever they show characters being displayed on a screen, you almost always hear teletype noises. Do they really think that the characters are pounded into the glass by a mechanical mechanism hidden behine the screen?
As a maverick, they are switching the kernel from Linux to Windows 7.
Can Google generate power by burning spam? Maybe that is their nefarious plan. They steal all the spam from Google Mail, and burn it to generte electricity. Given the amount of spam I get to my regular email account, they must collect a metric buttload every day. Instead of just throwing it into a landfill, they can burn it instead.
Ok, I need to check out the pork futures wharehouse now, to see if they will have any specials.
It would be like a jewlrey store hiring a known Kleptomaniac. If you cannot trust an employee, why hire them.
ok, they use 2-5% of the electricity, but with that small perentage, they still supply 95% of spam. That seems pretty efficient.
Obama and open source? Wouldn't that like buying tires from KFC? Yet, I'll bet they would have interesting tread patterns.