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  1. What happens on Miro Asks Users To "Adopt" Lines of Source · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What happens if your line of code is the cause of a major bug? Do you have to hide your head in shame?

  2. We cannot.. on Should the US Go Offensive In Cyberwarfare? · · Score: 0, Troll

    Doing such things would be almost as awful as ... putting a caterpiller on someone. How could anyone respect a country that uses such things as caterpillers and worms?

    Obama should ban such devices of torture as worms, just like he banned caterpillers.

  3. Imagine on Tokyo Scientists Create Mobile Slime · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these...

    Maybe it would be just like one of the critters in the saga...

  4. Re:Shift in dynamics on Senator Arlen Specter Becomes a Democrat · · Score: 1

    That is, he says 200k registered republicans switched parties in the last election in pennsylvania.

    If all you're offered is a rhino like Specter, wouldn't you want to switch too?

  5. Re:What kind of books are inappropriate? on Google To Remove "Inappropriate" Books From Digital Library · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it's based on slashdot users, it includes:

    Anything that disproves global warming.
    Anything critical against Barok Obama.
    Anything about programming perl.

  6. Re:Burn 'em! on Google To Remove "Inappropriate" Books From Digital Library · · Score: 2, Funny

    Put in on a laptop with one of those flaky batterries in them.

  7. Shouldn't we be terrified now? on Quantum Mechanics Involved In Photosynthesis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quantum mechanics has something to do with nuclear bombs, don't it? Shouldn't we be screaming in panic, that our plants might explode like a nuclear bomb at any second? You can't trust those plants, sitting creepy still all the time, plotting our nuclear destruction all the time. We should destroy them all, before they get us!

    Oops, forgot to take the blue pill. Take the blue pill now, not the red one.

  8. Re:Well - Joe Dumbass will object on Obama Says 3% of GDP Should Fund Science Research And Development · · Score: 1

    Well, as an engineer, I'll admit that I'm quite evil.

  9. Re:What about animal hybrids in Louisiana? on Obama Says 3% of GDP Should Fund Science Research And Development · · Score: 1

    YES! We want CAT GIRLS!!!

  10. Need someone to write a program... on UK Government To Monitor All Internet Use · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, someone out there needs to write a program that will randomally access web sites. It should contain a list of reprehensable sites, as well as use randomally generating site names. It should do accesses on some randomzed time schedule, not continuously. You don't want it to run often enough to significantly slow down your own browsing.

    This is how you poison their database, fill it full of useless data. Go ahead, and track this!

  11. Re:Seems like the Swedish know what to do. on The Circus Widens In Aftermath of Pirate Bay Verdict · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Cause political chaos by throwing sudden, and massive support behind a new political party. Wish Americans were capable of picking some other party aside from Republicans or Democrats.

    Both the Republican and the Democrat parties are Pirates. They both want all my money, and go to extreme measures to get it.

  12. Kid tested? on Ugobe, Maker of Pleo, Files For Bankruptcy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's obvious that they never did any "kid testing" on their toy. If you give a kid a dinosour toy, he will do the obvious kid thing: Pick it up by the tail and repeatably bash it against his toy truck.

    $275 is too much to spend on a hammer, unless it's for government use.

  13. Just couldn't help myself. on AMD Overclocks New Phenom II X4 To 7 GHz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could someone help me? I just tried licking my processor, and now I can't get unstuck...

  14. Is this really a good idea on Race Car Made With Veggies And Powered By Chocolate · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Converting food into building material? Is this really a good idea?

    Right now, corn is being converted into fuel, in a very inefficient manner, only affordable because of massive government subsidies (the pump prices held down by pulling money out of your wallet through taxes). Corn once was a cheap staple for poor people worldwide. Corn prices have gone up because of this ethanol, which means more starvation worldwide.

    What will happen to other food prices if this keeps going on. How much will they subsidise the increased food prices, or are we going to have to start eating oil?

  15. Re:Can Help? on New Mega-Botnet Discovered · · Score: 1

    It was supposed to be implemented February of 20088.

    Well, that only gives them about 18,000 years to get it implemented. With the government involvement, I don't think they left enough time.

  16. Re:If you steal a car ... You can break the motor! on Intel Cache Poisoning Is Dangerously Easy On Linux · · Score: 1

    Better car analagy:

    You steal a car with the keys in the ignition.

    Now, you could just pop open the hood to steal the battery, or like this exploit, you could get to the battery by disassembling the engine from underneath until you reach the battery.

  17. Ok, easy on Linux on Intel Cache Poisoning Is Dangerously Easy On Linux · · Score: 1

    So, after getting the root access on Linux, you use this goofy script to install some software.

    Why bother with this crap, when having root access allows you to install the same software without needing the goofy scripts? What additional access does this give you that you don't have by being root?

    Why are kits like this that require root access considered as deadly as Windows viruses that can be easily installed on any Windows system without any user action or password needed?

  18. Re:Are you really that cheap *not* too? on Should Network Cables Be Replaced? · · Score: 1

    The network cable faults I've seen have rarely had anything to do with the age of the cables.

    The most common bad cable problems I've seen include: mice eating the cable, cable getting cut by moving furniture, bad solder connections (not a problem with most network cables), and the ends getting pulled loose.

    Much more common is someone unplugging the cables, or the power to a hub, or plugging both ends of the cable into the same hub.

  19. Re:"get old"? on Should Network Cables Be Replaced? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Coopper can oxidize (turn green) if it isn't protected well. Some cheap old cables may have oxidated to the point that they no longer preform their designed duties, but that would be indicated by the fact that traffic wasn't flowing.

    To check the cables for this problem, simply remove the insulation from the cable and check for oxidation. Replacing the insulation after checking is a somewhat harder problem.

    If the cables still work, aren't disintigrating, and aren't causing problems; then I wouldn't waste the time, effort, and money replacing them.

  20. Back in the day on Should Network Cables Be Replaced? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obligatory:

    When it was installed, your old cable had to run signals uphill through the snow, both directions. They didn't have electrons back then, they had to nake do with quarks. Time hadn't been invented yet, so the direction and speed of network traffic was hard to estimate.

  21. Re:Classroom interaction is valuable on BYU Prof. Says University Classrooms Will Be "Irrelevant" By 2020 · · Score: 1

    Just attach a blog, like SlashDot, to the textbook chapters. That gives you a platform for discussion with others having the same questions.

    If you need accurate information, you can always be sure to get it from SlashDot posts.

    We definately need some WikiBooks created, like "The Worlds History According to Slashdot", "Slashdots Scientific Encyclopedia", and "The Slashdot Legal Advisor".

  22. Re:Name Those 3 Apps on Windows 7 Starter Edition — 3 Apps Only · · Score: 1

    Too bad your WinModem driver thinks it is an app. And the software that runs your scanner. Oh, and your printer driver. Is that Norton anti-virus you're running? Good luck freeing that one up when you need another app slot. And MicroSoft Update wants a couple of app slots too. You really didn't need one for yourself did you?

  23. Re:I suppose on Windows 7 Starter Edition — 3 Apps Only · · Score: 1

    That's an easy fix. Just kill it. That frees up all that CPU time for your use.

  24. Re:Oblig sci fi novel on Energy-Beaming Space Collector To Also Alter Weather? · · Score: 1

    Vortex Blaster by E. E. Doc Smith?

  25. Re:People don't seem to understand on Antarctic Ice Is Growing, Not Melting Away, At Davis Station · · Score: 1

    People hear "climate change" and "global warming" and think all the ice is going away.

    Didn't you hear. The north pole completely melted away last year. You did get the memo from the "climate change" scientists last year. It proved that global warming existed. They proclaimed it in all the papers and everything.

    Or, are all the "climate change" scientists proclamations just like the predictions in the National Enquirer? When they don't come true, you just ignore them and make some more.