Do what I did. It works great. Map the Middle mouse button to the flashlight key (which toggles between last weapon and flashlight). Downloading a mod 4 days after release is for little-girlie-men
I remember when I was in elementary school; we went on field trip to the local computer recycling plant. Once there, they brain-washed us into believing that if we recycled computers, instead of making new ones, the world would be a cleaner place.
Don't believe it!! Computer recycling plants destroy the environment! C.R.P.'s routinely dump more effluents into the atmosphere and water table than most large industrial plants!
The truth must be told!
Who is this!?! I cant hear you!!
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"Grandma? Can you hear me? GRANDMA! ITS ME! YEAH!NO IM USING THE INTERNET TO CALL YOU... THE INTERNET! THE I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T!!!!"
Fortunatley this wasnt a VOIP quality issue, grandmas hearing aid had just went out.
... for everyone to always walk with a suspicious stagger, hunched over, and every time we're about to turn a corner, peep our heads around first as if we're stalking prey. Then watch the "bobbies" come a runnin!
Actually, I do this already without thinking about it...
I used to be an "alt-tab" slave myself, but its WAY to obvious... the boss materializes in your doorway and you fumble for the right keys, that's rookie ball... the pros know that mapping the depression of your mouse wheel to "alt-tab" is far more efficient and less conspicuous. Works great for the occasional pr0n fix as well:)
There was a time when my "Asheron's Call" addiction was getting a bit out of hand... to the point where my girlfriend was starting to complain a bit... my solution? Buy a second account and have her create a character of her own... she's since become addicted as I am. We now spend loads of time together as a "Warrior" and a "Mage" almost every night... problem solved!:)
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Do what I did. It works great. Map the Middle mouse button to the flashlight key (which toggles between last weapon and flashlight). Downloading a mod 4 days after release is for little-girlie-men
Um... am I trippin or is MSNBC currently down? How cool would that be if they fell victim to the Slashdot effect!
You guys REALLY need to get a sense of humor.
I remember when I was in elementary school; we went on field trip to the local computer recycling plant. Once there, they brain-washed us into believing that if we recycled computers, instead of making new ones, the world would be a cleaner place.
Don't believe it!! Computer recycling plants destroy the environment! C.R.P.'s routinely dump more effluents into the atmosphere and water table than most large industrial plants!
The truth must be told!
"Grandma? Can you hear me? GRANDMA! ITS ME! YEAH!NO IM USING THE INTERNET TO CALL YOU... THE INTERNET! THE I-N-T-E-R-N-E-T!!!!"
Fortunatley this wasnt a VOIP quality issue, grandmas hearing aid had just went out.
... for everyone to always walk with a suspicious stagger, hunched over, and every time we're about to turn a corner, peep our heads around first as if we're stalking prey. Then watch the "bobbies" come a runnin!
Actually, I do this already without thinking about it...
I used to be an "alt-tab" slave myself, but its WAY to obvious... the boss materializes in your doorway and you fumble for the right keys, that's rookie ball... the pros know that mapping the depression of your mouse wheel to "alt-tab" is far more efficient and less conspicuous. Works great for the occasional pr0n fix as well :)
There was a time when my "Asheron's Call" addiction was getting a bit out of hand... to the point where my girlfriend was starting to complain a bit... my solution? Buy a second account and have her create a character of her own... she's since become addicted as I am. We now spend loads of time together as a "Warrior" and a "Mage" almost every night... problem solved! :)
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin.