By going back in time to yesterdays/. I've decided:
DeNiro should take over the Enterprise movie (you know it's coming). He can travel back in time ("S.T. IV: The Voyage Home"; "S.T. VIII: First Contact"), seize the power of life ("S.T. II: The Wrath of Khan"; "S.T. V: The Final Frontier"; "S.T. VII: Generations"; "S.T. IX: Insurrection"), and kill Count Bakula. Then Bakula can come back from the dead and take over "S.T. III: The Search for Spock"; "S.T. VII: Generations"; "S.T. VIII: First Contact").
Here's where a couple guys respond to Nigerian scam pages as David Lee Roth and say they'll send the money. It's pretty good getting Nigerian scammers to go to the airport to meet them holding a sign that says "David Lee Roth" on it.
I worked as a mechanic for a while and people would do dumb stuff to their cars. Like taking off the oil cap, not seeing oil, so they poured oil in until they could see it. "Hey, I added 10 quarts of oil, I don't know what happened".
Or the overheating Mercedes where the owner opened the oil cap and poured coolant into the valve cover to "top it off".
Or the guy who changed his own oil and poured in the new oil through the dipstick hole. It worked, and he was proud that he did it, but it must've taken him an hour to do it. "Uh, here's the oil cap. You can dump in a quart at a time instead of dribbling it in".
I can't ballroom dance, but if I screw up while tryin to do it, it ain't gonna cost me hundreds of dollars.
A ton of comments that say "Battlebots blows, Robot Wars where it's at". I'm sure Robot Wars will be cancelled next season. You don't make money peddling to geeks. If everyone here was happy, we'd be watching the 30th season of Star Trek TOS on linux boxen. Of course someone would be trolling saying "Spock's gay, I like Windows 98, and my SUV is the biggest".
You say on NG it was Troi, but we all know it was Wesley Crusher. Annoying as hell until we read his site and realized he's a geek just like all of us.
I'm in a Star Trek punk rock band, and I'm the token annoying character in that. No Kill I
The Monkey bar? It'll be a nice place for a bunch of geeks to get beaten up by frat boys. I'll be sure to show up wearing a Stormtrooper costume for good luck.
No, the road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs. At least according to Hemingway. And didn't you mean to put a sarcastic quote around "protection"?
And on someone elses comment: I've had my share of run-ins with bad cops. Cops assume everyone is a criminal because they deal with criminals all day. I assume cops are bad because I've dealt with more bad cops than friendly ones. Although the friendliest cop I've met was in Chicago. He talked about how he killed a gangsta because he was sick of replying to calls to his house because the guy beat up his girlfriend. The cops said "don't make us come back or we'll kill you" and they did. But he was a really nice guy (which is scarey).
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However, I decided to stop at around 10 versions [of linux] because any more seemed redundant.
However, I decided to stop at around 10 versions [of linux] because any more seemed redundant.
However, I decided to stop at around 10 versions [of linux] because any more seemed redundant.
However, I decided to stop at around 10 versions [of linux] because any more seemed redundant.
Then I could get people to download my songs for free.
Dang, I just wasn't thinking. The horrors of a Star Trek punk band....
By going back in time to yesterdays /. I've decided:
DeNiro should take over the Enterprise movie (you know it's coming). He can travel back in time ("S.T. IV: The Voyage Home"; "S.T. VIII: First Contact"), seize the power of life ("S.T. II: The Wrath of Khan"; "S.T. V: The Final Frontier"; "S.T. VII: Generations"; "S.T. IX: Insurrection"), and kill Count Bakula. Then Bakula can come back from the dead and take over "S.T. III: The Search for Spock"; "S.T. VII: Generations"; "S.T. VIII: First Contact").
Please kill me.
Here's where a couple guys respond to Nigerian scam pages as David Lee Roth and say they'll send the money. It's pretty good getting Nigerian scammers to go to the airport to meet them holding a sign that says "David Lee Roth" on it.
Sorry it's on geocities, but hey...
http://www.geocities.com/scamjokepage/
That's great to compare it to cars.
I worked as a mechanic for a while and people would do dumb stuff to their cars. Like taking off the oil cap, not seeing oil, so they poured oil in until they could see it. "Hey, I added 10 quarts of oil, I don't know what happened".
Or the overheating Mercedes where the owner opened the oil cap and poured coolant into the valve cover to "top it off".
Or the guy who changed his own oil and poured in the new oil through the dipstick hole. It worked, and he was proud that he did it, but it must've taken him an hour to do it. "Uh, here's the oil cap. You can dump in a quart at a time instead of dribbling it in".
I can't ballroom dance, but if I screw up while tryin to do it, it ain't gonna cost me hundreds of dollars.
A ton of comments that say "Battlebots blows, Robot Wars where it's at". I'm sure Robot Wars will be cancelled next season. You don't make money peddling to geeks. If everyone here was happy, we'd be watching the 30th season of Star Trek TOS on linux boxen. Of course someone would be trolling saying "Spock's gay, I like Windows 98, and my SUV is the biggest".
Oh yeah, my favorite is they're banning transformers on planes. I hear The Man is worried about my Deciptacons taking over a 747.
Let the Beast Wars begin!
You say on NG it was Troi, but we all know it was Wesley Crusher. Annoying as hell until we read his site and realized he's a geek just like all of us.
I'm in a Star Trek punk rock band, and I'm the token annoying character in that. No Kill I
One of us! One of us! One of us!
The Monkey bar? It'll be a nice place for a bunch of geeks to get beaten up by frat boys. I'll be sure to show up wearing a Stormtrooper costume for good luck.
World's Best Comics on Watt & El Camino (same part of the Tower mini-mall where the bowling alley is).
No, the road to hell is paved with unbought stuffed dogs. At least according to Hemingway. And didn't you mean to put a sarcastic quote around "protection"?
And on someone elses comment: I've had my share of run-ins with bad cops. Cops assume everyone is a criminal because they deal with criminals all day. I assume cops are bad because I've dealt with more bad cops than friendly ones. Although the friendliest cop I've met was in Chicago. He talked about how he killed a gangsta because he was sick of replying to calls to his house because the guy beat up his girlfriend. The cops said "don't make us come back or we'll kill you" and they did. But he was a really nice guy (which is scarey).