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Doctor Phlox on Season 2 of Enterprise

Steve Krutzler writes "TrekWeb has posted a brand new interview with actor John Billingsley (Doctor Phlox on Enterprise). He talks all about the second season of the Star Trek prequel including the upcoming episodes "A Night In Sickbay," "Minefield" (featuring the first encounter with the Romulans!) and "Dead Stop." He also talks about the character of Doctor Phlox possibly falling into the 'Neelix Trap' and says he wishes the series would kill more people off like the original Star Trek!" Billingsly was great on a recent episode of SG1 too. I'm seriously excited for the next season of Enterprise. I don't think I've ever said that about any of the other Trek series.

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  1. Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my book by Tim_F · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    There hasn't been a good season since TNG. And that was how many years removed from TOS? It's just gone downhill.

  2. Phlox? by jedie · · Score: 0

    Who in their right minds would interview Phlox when there's T'Pol?

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    1. Re:Phlox? by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Phlox is an interesting character, T'Pol is just a pair of tits with pointy ears:)

      The guy who plays Phlox was also very cool in the extremely short lived show "The Others".

    2. Re:Phlox? by antek9 · · Score: 1

      Who in their right minds would even think about interviewing T'Pol? Probably she was not available and out having her airbags re-fitted and vulcanized, though. Those are the series' major flaw IMO, but apart from that, her character and acting are just cool. The dog has to go, btw, once and for all, now that I think of it. Stupid puppy.

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    3. Re:Phlox? by AussieBastard · · Score: 1

      Who in their right mind would interview T'Pol when there's Detox Gel?

    4. Re:Phlox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T'Pol is just a pair of tits with pointy ears

      You say that as if it were a bad thing...

    5. Re:Phlox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take a dog over annoying children.

      While Wesley Crusher was an extremely hated character, I was equally annoyed by Jake, Nog, Namoi, Rebi, Azan, Mezoti, Icheb, and the junior Q. The younger Naomi was probably the best child character they had and Icheb had some good moments but overall they were all cheap plot elements that could have been dispensed with.

      I'm just extremely grateful that they completely forgot the Borg baby they saved during the Collective episode.

    6. Re:Phlox? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Phlox is an interesting character, T'Pol is just a pair of tits with pointy ears:)

      In a Mad spoof, the Vulcan females had up-pointing tits also.

    7. Re:Phlox? by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      Idunno, I thought Jake and Nog were good characters once DS9 progressed. At teh beginning they were just annoying kids, but they got better. I thought it was a great concept that Jake becomes a writer and Nog joins Star Fleet (since everyone expected Jake and Nog to follow in their parents footsteps). And they're not supergeniuses like Wesley - they're just regular guys.

    8. Re:Phlox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rom is the supergenius on DS9

  3. nit picking by Trinity-Infinity · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bah.

    We all know the first encounter with the Romulans was in TOS episode "Balance of Terror", featuring none other than Mark Lenard (who went on to play Spock's father Sarek) as the Romulan commander.

    Pppht. I'm a girl too ya know :P

    1. Re:nit picking by pentalive · · Score: 1

      iirc>
      no, actually That is the first time the romulans were "seen" by federation, but the war had been ongoing for some time. /iirc.

    2. Re:nit picking by crm114 · · Score: 0

      and also featuring Lawrence Montaigne who also appeared as spock's vulcan rival in 'amok time' (and was also on the A list to replace leonard nimoy if he wanted too much money when he renegotiated his contract).

    3. Re:nit picking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Enterprise is in a second season? As much as the theme music and first episode sucked (I watched the first 30 minutes) I expected it to be cancled in mid season the first year.

      I like Scott Bakula, but Star-Trek is an over-done, under-thought franchise. There hasn't been a good Trek episode since TNG. Not to mention, how can anyone enjoy a show that uses "warp speed" as a plot device?

    4. Re:nit picking by unicron · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Yeah, but you flame people in a public forum, which makes you the lowest form of life on Earth.

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    5. Re:nit picking by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

      Who went on to play the Klingon Commander in Star Trek: The motion picture.

      And, IIRC, he had a cameo in ST: FC before he died (Looking up at the landing ship)

    6. Re:nit picking by aronc · · Score: 1

      Ummm... did you actually watch DS9? Many of the best episodes of the ST cannon are in there. Both goofy and serious.

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  5. Excuse me, Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm seriously excited for the next season of Enterprise. I don't think I've ever said that about any of the other Trek series.

    And you have the audacity to call yourself a nerd? Who wasn't anticipating part 2 of "Best of Both Worlds" all summer long?

    For shame!

    1. Re:Excuse me, Taco? by User+956 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Who wasn't anticipating part 2 of "Best of Both Worlds" all summer long?

      My question is, why were you that interested in part one?

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    2. Re:Excuse me, Taco? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My question is... why did you have that link so handy? Both in memory, and in url?

    3. Re:Excuse me, Taco? by User+956 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My question is... why did you have that link so handy? Both in memory, and in url?

      Why do you want to know? Are you french, or something?

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  6. I happen to be pretty excited about season 2 too by krinsh · · Score: 1

    as soon as they kill off the time traveler character and settle into episodes that have nothing to do with this 'cold war' thing they flaunt every few episodes. Seriously; even with some of the things that are irksome like the ship always being at the mercy of every other blasted species out there (were *we* the only ones the Vulcans kept technology from???) and a desire to 'invent' everything that showed up on the other series; I'm enjoying it very much. And I even like the 80's style 'rock ballad' theme song unlike many other Trek fans out there. Let's see if they outdo themselves in the tradition of ST:II.

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  7. Yeah whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with the "Neelix" syndrome comment. This is just another perpetually good-humored alien cutie-pie. We need some acid-blood sharp-fanged shit à la Sigourny Weaver!

    1. Re:Yeah whatever by Myco · · Score: 2

      If you READ THE ARTICLE, you'd see that "Neelix syndrome" refers to the oft-mentioned but never-revealed remainder of the character's species. We never saw any other Talaxians on Voyager. The question was whether the same would be true of the Denobulans.

    2. Re:Yeah whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yes we did... in that ep where the guy tried to bring back the Talaxians, in that one where Neelix runs into an old buddy and gets into trouble in the black market, and in the next to last episode where they meet a whole colony of Talaxians and leave Neelix behind.
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    3. Re:Yeah whatever by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      In one of the last few episodes of Voyager a population of talaxians inside an asteroid is helped by Voyager. Neelix leaves Voyager to live his life with his own people.

    4. Re:Yeah whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget about the episode where we see his sister in his vision quest...one of the scenes show her at a party with the rest of Voyager.

    5. Re:Yeah whatever by poeman · · Score: 1

      Neelix inadvertantly helps a Talaxian friend do a drug run in one episode Wixiban (James Nardini.

      http://www.st-hypertext.com/voy-3/fairtrade.html

    6. Re:Yeah whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also the first season episode where it's revealed that Neelix was a conscientious objector whose home moon was destroyed by a superweapon.

  8. Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by StefanJ · · Score: 2
    C'mon, what kind of geek are you? :-)


    The Romulans had a war with Earth many decades earlier than the Original Series episode. There were no face-to-face encounters. Just bloody space battles.


    The question is, will Enterprise honor this bit of continuity?

    1. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by Trinity-Infinity · · Score: 2

      You're right of course... the 'face to face' bit is what makes the whole episode :)

      But what's an episode with pivotal enemies without even seeing them? Hmmm.

      Then again, I was impressed with the introduction of the Andorians (much better than "Journey to Babel" with the Andorian assasin).

    2. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you found out that your big new enemy looked exactly like your bestest buddy, would you tell everyone? Or would you keep it top secret and classified, so that by the time TOS rolls around, no one in Starfleet was around during the last war and knows what they look like?

      I think they could do an approach like this, and tell people that don't like it to go suck on a tribble.

    3. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by Maserati · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking that the Enterprise crew will believe they've dealt with renegade Vulcans, while T'Pol and the High Command will know otherwise. Or they could go with the whole "sworn to secrecy" BS.

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    4. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by SectoidRandom · · Score: 2

      Nit picking about ST:TOS is useless, I certainly hope they dont keep complete continuity. For example do you want the Klingons to look like humans with bad hair-do's, ala TOS??? Ergh...

      To actually keep continuity with every single TOS episode, you would have to rewrite just about every single TNG / DS9 / VOY / ENT episode ever since!

    5. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by SETIGuy · · Score: 1
      Then again, I was impressed with the introduction of the Andorians (much better than "Journey to Babel" with the Andorian assasin).

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    6. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      I rather think that plot continuity is different from makeup continuity. Like why the current Enterprise is a lot more high-tech looking than the one in TOS (which I actually think is kind of an error.)

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    7. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by DCMonkey · · Score: 1

      How will they account for the "fact" that those battles happened before warp drive?

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    8. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by IHateEverybody · · Score: 2


      But what's an episode with pivotal enemies without even seeing them? Hmmm.

      Two words: "Das Boot." Do a submarine style episode where the two ships shadow each other in much the same way that the Enterprise and the Romulan ship from "Balance of Terror" did without ever making visual contact. Show a lot of mounting tension as Archer and his crew try to figure out how to deal with the enemy ship and its unseen crew.

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    9. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by jweatherley · · Score: 2

      They're a bit stuck here - my car's dashboard looks more hi-tech than the original Enterprise! What could they do to prevent it embarassing the original - build the set out of string, duct tape and bare planks of wood?

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    10. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      I agree with the need to make it realistic, but on the new Enterprise, things seem to work too well. The Enterprise D had more failures (computer, holodeck, etc.) than this Enterprise has had. Additionally, the ship itself looks a little too sophisticated. They've done well in the past at making vessels look low-tech without looking cheap or lame. I just don't fully believe that this ship is the first thing of the sort that humanity has put into space. It's just too "complete" looking.

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    11. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by dschuetz · · Score: 2

      Like why the current Enterprise is a lot more high-tech looking than the one in TOS (which I actually think is kind of an error.)

      Actually, I've dealt with that inconsistency by pretending it's the sets-and-props equivelant of Klingons.

      That is, in the 60's, makeup sucked (and maybe imaginations weren't as good, either?), so the Klingons looked like, er, TOS Klingons. The same thing with set design, technologies (and budget!). So when I watch TOS, I think of it as a low-budget adaptation of a world that actually looks quite a bit cooler than it does on TV. Or something like that.

      Why did the ST:TMP enterprise look so much better than TOS enterprise, even though they were only like 5 years apart, max, in the timeline?

    12. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      I think we agree, but our preferences lie in slightly different places.

      I totally dig the movie Enterprise. I think outside, it's the classiest looking ship I've seen in the ST universe. The inside look they chose for ST:VI is pretty nice, too. I think the designers for Enterprise should have started there and worked back, instead of starting with DS9 and Voyager and working back.

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    13. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by SilkBD · · Score: 0
      I just don't fully believe that this ship is the first thing of the sort that humanity has put into space.

      It's the first Warp 4.5/5 ship... not the first SHIP. There were quite a few other ships, including all the private "boomer" ships.

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    14. Re:Picking your nits! Re:nit picking by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      Right, right. I've seen the show. That's why I said "ship of the sort."

      This thing's experimental, a prototype. It, to me, just looks too much like a finished product. That's all I'm trying to say. It has the same sleek lines of Starfleet vessels hundreds of years in the future. I'd expect that the first high-speed experimental ship would by ungainly or peculiar-looking in some fashion.

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  9. Typical Enterprise Episode by happyhippy · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Goto new planet or space phenomenon.
    2. Imply Vulcans are either stupid and/or evil.
    3. Marvel at planet or phenomenon.
    4. Go down to planet/phenomenon.
    5. Get into trouble.
    6. Shoot at bad aiming aliens and escape planet.
    7. Wrap up episode implying how Vulcans are agian evil/stupid.

    1. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With few changes, this is the recipe for any Star Trek movie or episode ever, with the possible honourable exception of The Wrath of Khan.

    2. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by The+Grey+Mouser · · Score: 1
      I think you're leaving out the gratuitous, "optimised viewing angle" shots of a certain curvaceous Vulcan science officer. I don't know where that fits in your overall seven-part synopsis, though (I guess maybe as parts 1a, 2a, 3a, etc. :)

      Not that I mind, though. The growing sexual tension between T'Pal and the Archer is kind of interesting, though often overdone. The actress actually has a wonderfully sensual voice, which goes a long way towards making this tension work without seeming ridiculous (like most Trek portrayals of sexual innuendo). And, she has the "quizzical raised eyebrow" thing down pat :-).

      Cheers,

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    3. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      With few changes, this is the recipe for any Star Trek movie or episode ever, with the possible honourable exception of The Wrath of Khan.


      Ignore DS9 (which had nearly no Vulcans in it at all), TOS (which played the occasional jest on Spock but that was about it) or TNG (which had nearly no Vulcans in it at all) or Voyager (which mostly sucked but had all of what, two Vulcans in it?)

      So yah, ignoring those FEW exceptions (and the TNG movies which had nearly nothing to do with Vulcans at all). . . .

    4. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by T-Kir · · Score: 1

      Well if there aren't any extra "optimised viewing angle" shots, at least she has had plenty of curvaceous shots from her numerous Maxim 'shoots' (ohh er!).

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    5. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Actually, you are missing a BIG point that went with the origional Trek series...

      4.5 Captian tries to get in bed with whatever good looking female's available.

      and dammit, bring back the ultra-mini skirts but replace the pantihose with fishnets!

      seriously, Enterprise is the ONLY trek that I have ever set my VCR to record on a regular basis... TNG was too sanitized,DS9 was too much like hawaii-five-oh, and voyager was just a bad attempt overall. I love the fact that most every alien out there can kick the enterprise's arse. And I do believe that they should be a bit more violent... like load a shuttle full of explosives and give it to an alien attacker... (Ala B5-sequel style) or how about mining an entire solar system?

      Humans by nature are violent pricks... let's let the show degrade into a slugfest!

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    6. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by GigsVT · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Did you read the subject line? :)

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    7. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by GigsVT · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm redundant because the message I replied to was reparented and I didn't realize what he was replying to... Asshole moderator.

      Go ahead, mod me some more, I got plenty where this came from.

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    8. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8. And being kicked around by the Klingons, the stupidest characters they created.

      "You human claimed to be civilized, yet you still consume the flesh of an animal..."

      If it is Gaaark, it is practically cool for a warrior: def. drunken sailors who pick fight non-stop.

    9. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by extrasolar · · Score: 2

      Reunification was probably the best Vulcan episode ever.

    10. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by falzer · · Score: 0, Redundant

      1. Boldly go where no man has gone before.
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

      Yea, sorry, that was bad.

    11. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by Professor+J+Frink · · Score: 4, Insightful

      From the first viewing of the pilot episode where the explicit and gratuitous 'Rubbing gel all over the bodies of a well-stacked bird and some buffed up fella' scene happened I have had little interest in Star Trek Enterprise.

      The theme song is cringeworthy. They're blatantly using T'Pol to keep the sex-starved geekboys interested (To boldy pout where no large-breasted tramp has pouted before). There's (as is usual these days) an extreme overabundance of Americans (I mean, yeah, it's a big country, but you get the feeling any other country on Earth is slipped in only for plot development these days).

      And the Vulcans! Logical, suppresed emotions? My arse, the actors like to think that Arrogant, Condescending, Irritable and Sarcastic are things that a highly intelligent being with supressed emotions and a fixation on Logic would be doing, it's all been downhill since Spock if you ask me! What's more, as well as being some much-need T&A to keep the boys awake T'Pol is also continuing the theme of inhuman outsider who really really wants to be Human (or if you prefer and are a little cynical like me, really really want to be American). cf Data, Odo, 7of9 (note the theme of Tits In Tight Clothing coupled with Struggling to understand Humanity/The American Way they learned there and are making good use of now).

      It's all stuff we've seen before. They're all plots we've seen in one way or another before. The Aliens are still Just Humans(with all their mannerisms and emotions) With Funny Faces, they still use the Teleporters to get them out of sticky situations and I just know the Holodeck will make an appearance at some point so they can get down to some serious Holo-cobblers a la TNG and Voyager. All in all this in no way, for me, feels like a prequel to TOS, it feels just like one of a million other Americanised SciFi shows and after the horror story of Voyager (I won't even start to list how that narked me off) I hold little hope for Star Trek, it's all one big Franchise now and will never be allowed to die like it should have after DS9 (or before, according to taste).

      Maybe I'm just jaded ;0).

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    12. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by ctimes2 · · Score: 1
      From the first viewing of the pilot episode where the explicit and gratuitous 'Rubbing gel all over the bodies of a well-stacked bird and some buffed up fella' scene happened I have had little interest in Star Trek Enterprise

      Funny, that's what's keeping me interested. Yep. All that other stuff too (ok, except for the song...). God Bless America... [wipes misty tear from eye]

      Seriously, it's a TV show, not the Discovery Channel.

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    13. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by drxenos · · Score: 1

      So a TV show that was made by Americans to entertain Americans is too American? I want to be entertained by what I can relate to, not some artsy-fartsy thing that's got a lot of foreign themes just to be politically correct and pretentious! Get over yourself, your not Andy Worhol.

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    14. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by operagost · · Score: 1
      The theme song is cringeworthy. They're blatantly using T'Pol to keep the sex-starved geekboys interested (To boldy pout where no large-breasted tramp has pouted before). There's (as is usual these days) an extreme overabundance of Americans (I mean, yeah, it's a big country, but you get the feeling any other country on Earth is slipped in only for plot development these days).
      That's like me bitching because everyone on Dr. Who has a British accent. It's an American production, get over it.
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    15. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2

      Huh... For some reason all your respondents seem to think you aren't American.

      I agree wholeheartedly with all of your comments, and I'm an American ST TOS/TNG fan. Just because someone maligns propaganda (or jingoistic faux patriotism, separate discussion) doesn't mean they aren't American. It doesn't even mean they're not a red blooded American patriot. I just don't like watching people try to manipulate me.

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    16. Re:Typical Enterprise Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, thats one of the reasons TNG is better than TOS. Because the captian shouldn't be a goof off, the first officer should be!

  10. We can all nit pick when we like something. by T-Kir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are plenty of us out there to nit pick the entire Star Trek canon :-)

    Balance of Terror was a damn fine episode, but they are really going to have to be careful with continuity. Just look at the Ferengi, they got by with saying that 'we can include them because their race name was never mentioned'. A nice way of showing the Romulans is to have a plot line revolve around one of their ships (relating to the catalyst for the war)... but that is my 2 cents.

    I'm pleased with Phlox's development, in that he is a very strong character, I especially liked John Billingsley in the Stargate ep a couple of weeks ago, especially his lines about 'the shrine to Gene Roddenbery'.

    Note to /. editors, when is Star Trek goign to get it's own section (instead of just 'Television'), Star Wars has it's own!

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    1. Re:We can all nit pick when we like something. by extrasolar · · Score: 2

      Agreed. We Trekkers
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  11. Yeah! Bring back the Ensign mortality Rate!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is nothing quick like being able to watch an episode of star trek and being able to guess who is going to die based on whether you know his name or not.

    1. Re:Yeah! Bring back the Ensign mortality Rate!! by rscrawford · · Score: 1

      ...Or the color of their shirt!

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    2. Re:Yeah! Bring back the Ensign mortality Rate!! by wkearney99 · · Score: 0


      Names nothing, if they're wearing a red shirt and they've never appeared in another series or movie then they're dogmeat.

  12. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least make sure you spell it right when you put it "in your book".

  13. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by LichP · · Score: 1

    I tend to agree. I did watch (and yes, enjoy) DS9 and Voyager, but both went downhill towards the end, and did have pretty sucky endings. Voyager really overdid the Borg stuff. Like majorly. Neither of the two have ever been as good as TNG.

    IMO Enterprise's biggest failing is Captain Archer. He lacks any kind of credibility, and is the biggest reason why I can't be bothered to watch the show. I've watched some, but they've mostly just been recycled plot lines that have just sucked more.

    Don't get me wrong, some of the concepts and ideas in Enterprise are actually pretty interesting, I just think that the series (from what I've seen) could be a whole lot better. Particularly without Archer.

  14. Phlox and Romulans by nedron · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK, I'll admit that I don't think Enterprise is very good. I also don't think TNG, DS(, or Voyager were very good either.

    That being said, I really like John Billingsley and fell he is the only redeeming feature of Enterprise.

    As for the Romulans, I can only assume it will be the Romulans of TNG/DS9/Voyager and not the Romulans of Star Trek. I'm still unsure why it was necessary to swap the virutes of the Romulans and Klingons, but that's just one of the major changes Berman/Pillar have made to the Trek universe.

    Ah well.

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    1. Re:Phlox and Romulans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Please to be sucky-sucky.

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    2. Re:Phlox and Romulans by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Interesting

      >I'm still unsure why it was necessary to swap the virutes of the Romulans and Klingons

      Even in TOS the Romulans were divided between honorable soldiers and slimy politicians. Remember when the centurion hinted that the commander might face reprisals for demoting the twit who broke radio silence?

      The characterization of Klingons changed more than the characterization of Romulans did. In Errand of Mercy, Kor had a ready-made, prenumbered Special Occupation Order for rounding up hostages. In Heart of Glory, Worf said "Klingons do not take hostages". Now, Worf did have a naive civics-book notion of what it meant to be Klingon, but notice that the renegade actually did release the little girl instead of using her as a shield.

    3. Re:Phlox and Romulans by nedron · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I just finished reading Errand of Vengeance: The Edge of the Sword by Kevin Ryan. He made the unfortunate choice to use many ST:TNG period Klingon attributes that read like speed bumps in a Star Trek novel. You're cruising along and then, bang , "Sho vo kor", speed bump. OK, I'm getting into the book again and, bang , "Kahless", speed bump. Rolling again, gaining speed, bang , "Klingon honor", speed bump. None of these would be out of place at all in a TNG novel and wouldn't cause me problems, but having them in s Star Trek (or Star Trek, The Original Series as Paramount insists on calling it) is a real distraction since they don't belong.

      The same thing happened with the lamentable "Star Trek: The Eugenics Wars". Everything was fine with the first book until the pointless addition of many TNG/DS9 characters. Even worse, the author decided that we couldn't possibly differentiate between reality and science fiction and tried to hide the events of the Eugenics Wars in our modern milieu. Ugh.

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    4. Re:Phlox and Romulans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, I'm getting into the book again and, bang , "Kahless", speed bump

      Kahless was in the original series, as one of the "villains" (along with Col. Green and somebody else I can't remember) that fought Surak, Lincoln, Spock, and Kirk.

    5. Re:Phlox and Romulans by nedron · · Score: 2

      That's correct, but as presented in "The Savage Curtain", this Kahless was most likely representative of the less-than-honorable Klingons of the original series (best illustrated by John Colicos in Star Trek, not John Colicos in TNG/DS9), not the super honorable Klingons of TNG and its ilk.

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  15. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by strredwolf · · Score: 1, Troll

    Let me see now...

    First, there was TOS... ...and then the TOS movies... ...which begat TNG, and died gracefully in a few years... ...which begat DS9 while it was running, and a few movies they're still working on. It died quietly and under unknown circumstances... ...which begat Voyager on it's dying breaths. It too died quietly, and under unknown circumstances.

    Then out of the blue, we have Enterprize. From what I've seen, it's on life support.

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  16. Ensigns by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Funny

    what happened to the expendible extras in star trek? kirk: the away team will consist mof myself, spock, bones and ensign billy, now this mission could be dangerous, one of us may not make it back..."

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    1. Re:Ensigns by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      what happened to the expendible extras in star trek? kirk: the away team will consist mof myself, spock, bones and ensign billy, now this mission could be dangerous, one of us may not make it back..."

      Admittedly, with no federation to draw young new *cough*blood*cough*recruits from that would kinda kill any sort of plot continuity that Enterprise has left going for it. . . . (what little it had to begin with. . . .)

      Quite frankly I just want the Genetically Engineered Dudes of Butt Kicking war to commence. . . . ;)

    2. Re:Ensigns by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      They can't kill off people yet.

      They don't yet have red uniform shirts.

    3. Re:Ensigns by MainframeKiller · · Score: 1

      what happened to the expendible extras in star trek? kirk: the away team will consist mof myself, spock, bones and ensign billy, now this mission could be dangerous, one of us may not make it back..."

      I believe the name of that ensign was Ensign Insignificant.

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    4. Re:Ensigns by applejacks · · Score: 1

      Wait now, is Ensign the starting rank in starfleet? I thought it was mainly Security that got the axe in the old series. Security mainly wore red. Most officers are not expendible. Scotty wore red, why didn't he never get the axe?
      Anyway, I like the new show. I don't like the new theme all that well but the show is ok. The Lieutenant kinda sucks. He's arrogant and insobordanate. He should be the cheft not the engineer. Archer is ok. Not much chemistry with the 1st officer. She's hot, they should write some material where he is hitting on her. I wonder if they will eventually add a young adventures of Ensign Kirk.
      That would be a cool show. l8r

    5. Re:Ensigns by Kredal · · Score: 2

      No no no... Ensign Fodder.

      As in cannon...

      la la la, 20 second rule sucks, I'm waiting now... the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dogs

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    6. Re:Ensigns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true.. not enough red shirt deaths but...

      a. smaller ship, less people to kill off before it gets pretty empty

      b. they're out in the space boonies.. there's no place to pick up replacement red shirts, and if they go home they're automatically failures..

      so we need atleast an outpost to pick up fresh meat before we kill off the old stale stuff.

    7. Re:Ensigns by ethereal · · Score: 1

      I always heard "Ensign Expendable".

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    8. Re:Ensigns by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      in TOS command wore yellow, security/engineering wore red and medical wore blue, in TNG they switched sec/engineering and command

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  17. Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... I can never get enough of these comments:

    - The writers can't keep track of 10 movies and 24 seasons of episodes! Why can't they dedicate their lives to memorizing the Star Trek timeline like I have?

    - STTNG was the only good series, the rest were crap. I can't believe they'd keep this show going even though the ratings were so good!

    - Enterprise sucks! It offends me so deeply I want to tear my eyes out! I just can't get over there being a scifi show I don't like.

    - I don't like this show, so nobody should.

    I like to read these comments, then sit back and imagine what Galaxy Quest 2 will be like.

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    1. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      I like to read these comments, then sit back and imagine what Galaxy Quest 2 will be like.


      Likely the subline for the first Enterprise based movie. . . .

      Enterprise: Galaxy Quest Part Deuce!

    2. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "- The writers can't keep track of 10 movies and 24 seasons of episodes! Why can't they dedicate their lives to memorizing the Star Trek timeline like I have?"

      Heh I found that one amusing. I know people like that. Here's what bugs me: Enterprise has a wonderful opportunity to explore some of the events that were alluded to in the other series. Not only that, but we get it from the perspective of people fresh into deep space. This is really exciting, but these stupid 'purists' think that the show is better if they adhere to it literally. Do that, and you lose your opportunity. Some flexibility should be allowed.

      It's a TV show! It's ENTERTAINMENT! Enjoy it, don't sit there and act like you could make it better because you remember details that were only intended to pad out the drama.

      If you want rationalization for the 'inconsistencies', consider this: The 1701-E Enterprise influenced with Cochrane's life. The biggest hint of that was the naming of the NX-01 to Enterprise. Imagine it that way, quit griping, and enjoy the show!

      Nobody wants to witness a Milhouse Vs. Screech debate.

    3. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why can't they dedicate their lives to memorizing the Star Trek timeline like I have?

      Because they're getting paid to make Star Trek a significant portion of their lives, personally I expect them to be able to match the knowledge of the majority of Star Trek fans. Or at the very least to do a google search on occasion if they're unsure of anything. Contradicting something in another series or episode is fine if they make an active choice betwean entertainment value and continuency, but it's unprofessional if the break is done simply from ignorance. My watching of the franchise has been disjointed enough that I doubt I'd catch a mistake if it was made, but if I had a job related to the continuation of it you better believe I'd do my homework catching up.

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    4. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by bigfatlamer · · Score: 1

      Since I don't have mod points at the moment, consider this a virtual +1: Funny mod point. And a virtual +1: True 'dat mod point as well.

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    5. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by NanoGator · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "...but if I had a job related to the continuation of it you better believe I'd do my homework."

      I got news for ya: You'd definitely make mistakes. Let's do a little math:

      4 series. TOS had 3 seasons (I think), TNG had 7, DS9 had 7, Voy had 7. There were 10 movies, 6 of which based on the TOS crew, the other 4 were based on the TNG crew (with one approaching rapidly.) I think the number of episodes per season was in the 22-27 range depending on the series, so let's pretend there's 23 eps per season just for giggles. 7 * 3 + 3 = 24. 24 * 23 = approximately 552 episodes to watch.

      Sorry, you're human mind isn't capable of doing that error free. This isn't a 'homework' scenario, it's a PHD.

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    6. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you want rationalization for the 'inconsistencies', consider this: The 1701-E Enterprise influenced with Cochrane's life. The biggest hint of that was the naming of the NX-01 to Enterprise.

      I'm not entirely sure what you're getting at. But NX-01 being named Enterprise is almost expected. The name has a long history. It first entered service under the US when we captured it from the British in the revolutionary war. The WWII era Enterprise was decomissioned with the requirement that the first Nuclear powered Aircraft Carrier be named Enterprise. Which is still in service today. The scale testbed for the Space Shuttle was also called Enterprise. There are actually several images of ships named "Enterprise" pre-Star Trek in the opening scene to Star Trek:Enterprise.

      /end rant.

      ~Blake

    7. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by decefett · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sorry, you're human mind isn't capable of doing that error free. This isn't a 'homework' scenario, it's a PHD.

      Respectfully disagree, 552 episodes is not that many, especially when you cut out all the ones that deal solely interpersonal issues between characters. There are books about major events in the timeline and it is the screwing with major events that pisses ordinary fans off. Glossing over some obscure event from an earlier series is fine if it will greatly enhance the current one.

      The Ferengi episode is a great example, it added nothing the story of Enterprise but took too much licence with the timeline (they recorded the Ferengi on security cameras for gods sake). The episode on it's own was quite good but but even my girlfreind (only a casual fan) found the blantant timeline flouting annoying.

      I have been enjoying Enterprise, far more than I thought I would but if they need to resort to screwing with the established universe in first season I have my doubts about it's staying power.

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    8. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by NeuroManson · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or as the crusty fat lumpy one said in an ancient Saturday Night Live sketch:

      "Get a life!"

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    9. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2

      Sorry, you're human mind isn't capable of doing that error free. This isn't a 'homework' scenario, it's a PHD.

      You take a sheet of paper and draw a flowchart/timeline on it. It seems to work for Lucas...

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    10. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      Lucas is not known for his consistency. As a matter of fact, he's only got 6 movies to keep track of and he can't even manage that. In light of that, Star Trek is infinitely better in terms of consistency.

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    11. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a TV show! It's ENTERTAINMENT!


      I was following you until this point. I don't understand: you mean that Enterprise is some kind of transmitted program for the purposes of entertainment? It isn't real?
    12. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Snaller · · Score: 2


      >- The writers can't keep track of 10 movies and
      >24 seasons of episodes! Why can't they dedicate
      >their lives to memorizing the Star Trek timeline
      >like I have?

      This is a legitimate claim, those people WORK there, they get payed. Its noat as if it would take that long to ensure some continuity.

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    13. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Snaller · · Score: 3, Interesting

      >Here's what bugs me: Enterprise has a wonderful
      >opportunity to explore some of the events that
      >were alluded to in the other series. Not only
      >that, but we get it from the perspective of
      >people fresh into deep space. This is really
      >exciting, but these stupid 'purists' think that
      >the show is better if they adhere to it
      >literally.

      Those stupid purists being Berman and company?

      >It's a TV show!

      That doesn't mean it has to be stupid.

      > It's ENTERTAINMENT!

      That doesn't mean it has to be stupid.

      >Enjoy it,

      Enjoyment is what you enjoy, and some people can't enjoy what they find stupid.

      >... don't sit there and act like you could make it better ...

      You don't know that they couldn't. Infact these days it seems it wouldn't be that hard.

      >...because you remember details that were only
      >intended to pad out the drama.

      You don't know what those details were for. And Michael Okuda sneaked in a lot of those details on TNG, that didn't hurt or harm anyone and arguably improved on the flavour.

      Just because you are content to settle for less, don't vilify those who want more.

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    14. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You take a sheet of paper and draw a flowchart/timeline on it. It seems to work for Lucas...


      We're talking a timeline here, not a script. ;)

    15. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by matfud · · Score: 1

      point of order.
      The George the III was captured from the british and named the enterprise.

      Minor point and probably not worth the effort

    16. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "There are actually several images of ships named "Enterprise" pre-Star Trek in the opening scene to Star Trek:Enterprise."

      Yeah, we've seen them in the ready room on the Enterprise-D. Yet, there's no NX-01 but there is the shuttle and the Aircraft carrier.

      Hmmmm...

    17. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      - The writers can't keep track of 10 movies and 24 seasons of episodes! Why can't they dedicate their lives to memorizing the Star Trek timeline like I have?
      If I can keep all that information in my head, they can at least build themselves an expert associative database with all footage stored digitally, indexed and cross-referenced. They have access to far more information at much greater detail with which to make it a truly excellent database. That is assuming that, even with such a database available, B&B would even consult it.
    18. Re:Boy I love when Star Trek is a topic... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      The database is only useful if you know what you're looking for.

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  18. Inconsistency by DarkHelmet · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I really do love Enterprise, but it just makes things difficult when Star Trek has to write over itself to try and pretend that it's really our future yet to come.

    The Enterprise on the show was never featured in Star Trek 1 as "One of the ships that had the name Enterprise"

    There's an episode with the Ferengi in Enterprise. They hardly knew anything about the Ferengi on the first season of "The Next Generation". One of the ferengi (I believe played by Armin Shimmerman at the time) comments on how ugly the humans really are. Yet one of the Ferengi seem to obsess over a Vulcan.

    This show has equipment far more elaborate than the original series. The consoles on the original show were dials and knobs.

    Whatever happened to the Eugenics War of the 1990's? The one where Khan ruled 1/4 of the Earth, and ends up being ejected into space.

    And my personal favorite, The Royale from Star Trek:TNG, where Picard goes off for 2 minutes on how Fermat's Last Theorem goes unsolved. Yes, Star Trek could be in a universe where Fermat's Last Theorem is unsolved, but then in Star Trek DS9, Dax was commenting on how she created another proof for it.

    When I think of Star Trek, I always think of it as being in an alternate future, kind of like Command And Conquer: Red Alert where World War 2 never happened. Just I wish they'd keep things straight, and everything in the same universe. :)

    Then again, maybe Star Trek TNG, Star Trek Original and Star Trek: Enterprise belong in different Quantum Realities :)

    For their sake, I hope black holes do exist. It would suck if they had to go over all of the TNG/DS9 episodes and dub the word "Black Hole" with "Gravastar".

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    1. Re:Inconsistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Enterprise on the show was never featured in Star Trek 1 as "One of the ships that had the name Enterprise"

      Oh well. Maybe something happens later that makes them wish it hadn't been there? A disgrace?

      There's an episode with the Ferengi in Enterprise. They hardly knew anything about the Ferengi on the first season of "The Next Generation". One of the ferengi (I believe played by Armin Shimmerman at the time) comments on how ugly the humans really are. Yet one of the Ferengi seem to obsess over a Vulcan.

      Everyone has personal taste differences. Fashion changes dramatically on Earth in a decade, and even more in a century. Things could change quickly for the Ferrengi. I thought they did a good job of not finding out who they were to preseve a bit of canon.

      This show has equipment far more elaborate than the original series. The consoles on the original show were dials and knobs.

      Get over it. The Klingons also have better make-up. It was a limitiation of current technology that made them use knobs, not a limitation of future technology.

      Whatever happened to the Eugenics War [startrek.com] of the 1990's? The one where Khan ruled 1/4 of the Earth, and ends up being ejected into space.

      It already happened a 150 years ago. Do you want them to spend all episode every episode discussing it? How often do you discuss the civil war?

      And my personal favorite, The Royale [startrek.com] from Star Trek:TNG, where Picard goes off for 2 minutes on how Fermat's Last Theorem goes unsolved. Yes, Star Trek could be in a universe where Fermat's Last Theorem is unsolved, but then in Star Trek DS9, Dax was commenting on how she created another proof for it.

      Our history and Star Trek's history are obviously not the same, although they share similarities. Perhaps someone discovered it then, and then Dax got all crazy and learned how to do it herself, too?

    2. Re:Inconsistency by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > Whatever happened to the Eugenics War [startrek.com] of the 1990's? The one where Khan ruled 1/4 of the Earth, and ends up being ejected into space.
      >
      > And my personal favorite, The Royale [startrek.com] from Star Trek:TNG, where Picard goes off for 2 minutes on how Fermat's Last Theorem goes unsolved.

      Hmph. Obviously, the proof of Fermat's Last Theorem derived by human/machine symbiotes in the late 20th century was... umm, one of humanity's treasures that was lost during the carnage of the Eugenics Wars of the 1990s!

      The fact that the historical record lists the Eugenics Wars as being in the "1990s" was just an error in the historical record, arising from the Great UNIX Date Catastrophe of 2038. (Notice how the Star Trek universe never mentions the Great UNIX Date Catastrophe of 2038? It's because it happened, and all the dates got screwed up, and as a result there's no historical reference to it!)

      Beam me up, Paramount, there are no scriptwriters here. ("Dammit, Jim, I'm a Slashdotter, not a scriptwriter!")

    3. Re:Inconsistency by jafac · · Score: 2

      For their sake, I hope black holes [slashdot.org] do exist. It would suck if they had to go over all of the TNG/DS9 episodes and dub the word "Black Hole" with "Gravastar".

      sounds like a job for George Lucas.

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    4. Re:Inconsistency by FozzTexx · · Score: 1

      Whenever you see a lack of continuity, it's because in one of the time travel episodes (pick one) they went back and changed their history, and now all that stuff never happened.

    5. Re:Inconsistency by Pollux · · Score: 2

      This show has equipment far more elaborate than the original series. The consoles on the original show were dials and knobs.

      So, you're saying that because a ST series set in the 23rd century that was based on 20th century technology, 20th century technology should take presidence over 21st century technology to create the setting of a 22nd century ST series?

      (All jest aside, I do think that the creators of the ship could have included at least a little more technology into the Enterprise...for example, why do the crewmembers need to push buttons to open doors? I mean, automatic door openers are a product of the 20th century...)

    6. Re:Inconsistency by YeOldeGnurd · · Score: 2
      Beam me up, Paramount, there are no scriptwriters here. ("Dammit, Jim, I'm a Slashdotter, not a scriptwriter!")


      But I thought slashdot was just chock full of script kiddies.

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    7. Re:Inconsistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TRULY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!

    8. Re:Inconsistency by Latent+IT · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but maybe you don't want them opening all the time... who knows what might happen? Maybe the TNG Enterprise had advanced AI to determine if the crewmember was actually trying to walk into the room blocked by the door, or just walking down the hall. On a starship, you don't want doors that open willy-nilly, like every time I walk past CVS on my way to the bank.

      God, what the hell am I saying?!? You know, I don't think geeks watch Star Trek. I think Star Trek makes geeks.

    9. Re:Inconsistency by kmellis · · Score: 5, Funny

      "God, what the hell am I saying?!? You know, I don't think geeks watch Star Trek. I think Star Trek makes geeks."


      Thank you so much for providing the payoff for reading this thread. I wish I had some mod points to mod you up.

    10. Re:Inconsistency by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2

      Whatever happened to the Eugenics War of the 1990's? The one where Khan ruled 1/4 of the Earth, and ends up being ejected into space.

      Yeah I hear ya... I was disappointed when 1997 came and went and they didn't turn New York into a maximum security prison...

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    11. Re:Inconsistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Foolish person, they are not talking about the Fermat's Theorem which was solved in the late 20th Century.

      They are talking about the marginal note discovered in one of Fermat's unknown notebooks whih was stuffed down a sofa,and only discovered in 2104.

      Fermat was always doing that, the little tinker.

    12. Re:Inconsistency by jandrese · · Score: 4, Informative

      Think of it this way. There is a temporal cold war going on. There is quite a bit of subterfuge on both sides and no doubt plenty of assassination attempts on key figures thoughout history. Minor timeline inconsistancies are merely the work of time terrorists.

      Plus, there is a good chance that the Computer on the Enterprise will be damaged in a future episode before they get a chance to get back to Earth. Star Fleet computers seem to be very susceptable to this sort of tampering, as every third alien speices they encounter seems to be able to figure out the root password (which is apparently "password"). If the records were lost then it would account for the scarce anecdotal evidence the NCC-1701D crew had on the Ferengi when they first met them. Lord knows that nobody in Star Fleet has ever kept a backup.

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    13. Re:Inconsistency by orkysoft · · Score: 2
      Lord knows that nobody in Star Fleet has ever kept a backup.

      Yes, and they can also only move files, not copy them. The MPAA must've succeeded in placing DRM technology in everything!

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    14. Re:Inconsistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right. Since the earliest show had dials and knobs, than any show after that, showing a previous time period, should stick to that.

      Oh please.

      I want a show that looks futuristic to me NOW. I don't want to watch a show made today that looks like they are using 1960's technology! That wouldn't look reasonable at all.

      BFD if the show has a few inconsistencies. This is about entertainment and maybe possibilities. Each individual show (not episode) should be relatively consistent to itself, and try within reasonable lines to stick to the general star trek universe. But doing it at a cost of ruining the entertainment value is not worth it.

      Might as well do a documentary instead. (Or as much of a documentary you can do on something like this.)

    15. Re:Inconsistency by Oloryn · · Score: 1
      Lord knows that nobody in Star Fleet has ever kept a backup.

      I'm convinced that's because Star Trek is set in a universe where the successor to the DMCA makes it illegal to manufacture computers or software capable of making backups, as that might make copyright violations possible.

    16. Re:Inconsistency by operagost · · Score: 1
      There's an episode with the Ferengi in Enterprise. They hardly knew anything about the Ferengi on the first season of "The Next Generation". One of the ferengi (I believe played by Armin Shimmerman at the time) comments on how ugly the humans really are. Yet one of the Ferengi seem to obsess over a Vulcan.
      Ferengi ear fetish, I guess. Good oo-mox.
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    17. Re:Inconsistency by billbaggins · · Score: 2
      You forget one of the favorite pastimes of trekkies: explaining away inconsistencies! I'll have a go at this one...
      And my personal favorite, The Royale from Star Trek:TNG, where Picard goes off for 2 minutes on how Fermat's Last Theorem goes unsolved. Yes, Star Trek could be in a universe where Fermat's Last Theorem is unsolved, but then in Star Trek DS9, Dax was commenting on how she created another proof for it.
      Fermat's theorem has been "proved" many times. Thus far, all but one of the (serious) "proofs" have been disproved. Perhaps the current reigning champion will fall as well. And maybe Dax simply "proved" it again, in a manner that will still need to pass peer review & all that rot.

      Ok, ok, so ST is probably going to remain a self-inconsistent universe no matter how hard some of us try. IT'S A FREAKIN' TV SHOW!!!! Laugh along, and tune in next week...

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  19. Billingsley is the token annoying character by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

    Each series of Star Trek has one. On NG it was Troi. On DS9 it was Kira. On Voyager it was Neelix. And on Enterprise it's Phlox. He should take some of his own medicine and get himself killed in an upcoming episode.

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    1. Re:Billingsley is the token annoying character by ChadN · · Score: 3, Funny

      and on TOS, it was Kirk.

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    2. Re:Billingsley is the token annoying character by jafac · · Score: 2

      Each series of Star Trek has one. On NG it was Troi. On DS9 it was Kira. On Voyager it was Neelix. And on Enterprise it's Phlox. He should take some of his own medicine and get himself killed in an upcoming episode.

      Oh, come now - just because Wil Wheaton is all cool and 1337 and stuff, doesn't mean that Wesley Crusher wasn't the annoying character on TNG.

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    3. Re:Billingsley is the token annoying character by TellarHK · · Score: 2

      Agreed. Wesley was annoying as hell most of the time.

      But the one that for some unknown reason got on my nerves the most was Yar.

    4. Re:Billingsley is the token annoying character by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

      Yeah...but he didn't appear in that many episodes. Or maybe my memory is rose tinted...

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    5. Re:Billingsley is the token annoying character by Myco · · Score: 1

      "Shut up Wesley" - Picard. And Crusher, and... whoever.

    6. Re:Billingsley is the token annoying character by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

      Agreed.

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    7. Re:Billingsley is the token annoying character by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      Bullshit. Phlox is the only redeeming character on the whole show. Well, maybe that British guy's alright...

      BTW. T'Pal is without contest the annoying character of Enterprise. I was sooo much hoping she'd be recalled back to the Vulcan home world... but stupid bitch didn't leave.

    8. Re:Billingsley is the token annoying character by jafac · · Score: 2

      but at least two good things happened:
      1) Data got to test his "hardware" on her.
      2) She got killed

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  20. Why I gave up on Enterprise ... by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Although I was skeptical, Enterprise didn't start out as badly as I would have expected.

    It was different enough of a show that I continued to watch, at least up until the episode entitled "Dear Doctor", in which the ship's doctor got morally fixated on the wrong problem and convinced the Captain to ignore the tens of thousands that were dying every day, along with the strong possibility that the entire race would soon follow.

    My reaction was along the lines of: "Wait, so this race can't fly through space faster than warp one, and therefore you're going to knowingly kill them off? Fsck you, Federation!"

    Since that episode I gave up on the series for falling into the sad attempts at ignoring a good plot in an attempt to "present a moral lesson".

    1. Re:Why I gave up on Enterprise ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, this goes to show you how people can interpret the same thing differently.

      That's probably one of my favorite episodes of the series based purely on the fact it almost seemed like they were getting their hands dirty; that there was no clear cut 'correct' solution.

    2. Re:Why I gave up on Enterprise ... by Peyna · · Score: 2

      You also have to keep in mind there really isn't a prime directive yet. They haven't messed up enough planets to have a set of rules to tell them not to.

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    3. Re:Why I gave up on Enterprise ... by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      (* You also have to keep in mind there really isn't a prime directive yet. They haven't messed up enough planets to have a set of rules to tell them not to. *)

      Thats what Enterprise should be about: making all the stupid mistakes that the later ships have rules against.

      I am still waiting for, "Oh yeah, Baby, take that bra off and I'll give your people warp drive!"

  21. Re:I happen to be pretty excited about season 2 to by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

    as soon as they kill off the time traveler character and settle into episodes that have nothing to do with this 'cold war' thing they flaunt every few episodes.

    I think that having ACTUAL plotlines each episode would be nice, while I can see how they are going for "small plotlines with the occasional tantilizing glimpse of a larger adventure" thing, well; quite frankly they suck at it. Could be something to do with how they have had all of about three or four ORIGINAL episodic plotlines going around so far and they just kinda change the make-up on the alien's faces.

    Oh, and the intro STILL sucks. Hopefuly they will remake it for season two. . . . but for some reason I doubt it. :(

  22. Bloody Continuity Errors by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    I have a question for someone who knows more about star trek than me, its been bugging the hell out of me, i dont watch enterprise very often, and i havn't seen much TNG, but i know that at least in DS9 and Voyager nobodys blood is different. When did klingon blood stop being purple (remember the end of The Undiscovered Country?), and was Vulcan(and romulan) blood ever actually green?

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    1. Re:Bloody Continuity Errors by harborpirate · · Score: 2, Informative

      Commander Tuvoc (Voyager) bled green in several episodes. As far as I know blood color continuity has been consistent across all Star Treks.

      Enterprise has not dealt with alien blood colors to this point to my knowledge.

      Of course, this'll probaly cost me Karma as its pretty much offtopic.

      grrrrr.

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    2. Re:Bloody Continuity Errors by orotas · · Score: 1

      First of all of course Vulcan blood was always green. How many times did McCoy go on a rant about Spock's green blood.

      Secondly, I am sorry, but if you are going to talk about Klingon continuity errors in Undiscovered Country shouldn't the main one be the lumpy foreheads, not the color of their blood. Personally I think one of the funniest lines in any of the shows is the DS9 Tribbles episode. When Worf is asked about why his ancestors look so different from himself he tells O'Brian that Klingons don't talk about it. Very funny. I think that maybe any show that stretches over a period of 35+ years should get a few free passes on the continuity issue.

    3. Re:Bloody Continuity Errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope Andorians have blue blood... or maybe white blood!

    4. Re:Bloody Continuity Errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the Undiscovered Country, the Klingon blood was pink so Paramount could get a PG rating. Apparently the 5 minutes of pink floating blood from severed body parts in null gravity is somehow more family friendly than red blood.

    5. Re:Bloody Continuity Errors by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

      Klingon Blood in Star Trek 6 was pepto-bismol pink to maintain the PG-13 Rating, IIRC.

      Vulcan blood has always been green. They usually go to lengths to give a greenish-tint to the skin of vulcans too. And, on TOS, Mascera.

    6. Re:Bloody Continuity Errors by rlwhite · · Score: 1

      Vulcan Subcommander T'Pol did bleed green in Shadows of P'Jem this past year, so the idea hasn't been forgotten.

    7. Re:Bloody Continuity Errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Just tonight I saw the STOS episode, "A Private Little War", where Spock clearly bled green on the front of his jersey after getting shot by a flintlock. Kinda the same shade as Easter egg green dye, which it probably was.

      Happy Hump Day,
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    8. Re:Bloody Continuity Errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Secondly, I am sorry, but if you are going to talk about Klingon continuity errors in Undiscovered Country shouldn't the main one be the lumpy foreheads, not the color of their blood. Personally I think one of the funniest lines in any of the shows is the DS9 Tribbles episode. When Worf is asked about why his ancestors look so different from himself he tells O'Brian that Klingons don't talk about it. Very funny.

      Disappointing. And screwed up my old joke about how "Klingons always looked the way they do now, they just didn't have the budget to do them right":

      "Klerlerlk!"
      "Hmm, they don't seem to like you. I wonder why. Bones?"
      "Heartbeat is all wrong... body temperature too low... organs in the wrong places... ridges on the forehead-- Jim, this man's a Klingon!"
      -- Tribbles, Kirk, McCoy; Star Trek "The Trouble with Tribbles", retcon version

  23. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by SourKAT · · Score: 0

    I think TOS was great, TNG was descent, Voyager sucked and DS9 was worthless.

    But I kinda like Enterprise. Fresh, a return to adventure, less stiffness. And I disagree with you: I think Archer, is the biggest asset of Enterprise (an anxious newbie captain trying so hard to make the best of what he's got); After all, the scenario is supposed to be the first exploration of humans into space.

    also, I think I'm in love with Hoshi.

  24. Re:I happen to be pretty excited about season 2 to by EvlG · · Score: 2

    Has anything actually happened with the time traveling cold war plot?

  25. and where's Wesley? by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

    You say on NG it was Troi, but we all know it was Wesley Crusher. Annoying as hell until we read his site and realized he's a geek just like all of us.

    I'm in a Star Trek punk rock band, and I'm the token annoying character in that. No Kill I

    One of us! One of us! One of us!

    1. Re:and where's Wesley? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once downloaded one of your songs off of Napster. Ahhh... those were the days.

  26. The interview crashes my Mozilla by wytcld · · Score: 2

    Can someone please copy it into a message? Stupid tech-hostile site. About as usable as a spacecraft that's always "right side up" in space.

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    1. Re:The interview crashes my Mozilla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quite readable with my copy of Mozilla.
      Want to borrow it?

    2. Re:The interview crashes my Mozilla by KirkH · · Score: 1

      Upgrade to the latest. Works fine in Moz for me.

    3. Re:The interview crashes my Mozilla by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Try today's build.

    4. Re:The interview crashes my Mozilla by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I had the same problem in 080508 - OS X. I noticed that some of the chars were missing in IE5.1, though, so I'm guessing they're using something odd like the q element.

  27. prime directive by mad_cow · · Score: 2, Insightful


    If I remember the episode, part of the problem was also that the race that was going extinct was inhibiting the planet's second race from growing. My recollection is probably off a bit, but I think that the choice was more along the lines of giving the dying race what it needed to survive versus letting evolution elevate the less-advanced race to dominant species. It's kind of like (though off by a ways) if you were given a choice to save the dinosaurs who were going to be eradicated by some meteor-induced ice-age, would you do it, given that it might destroy the natural progression of life on the planet? Kind of a crappy analogy, but it's the best I can think of at the moment.



    In any event, I actually really enjoyed that episode. In my mind, at least, the Doctor's dilemma was a lot more profound than you make it sound. Without the prime directive as a guiding principle, there's a lot more room for this series to be interesting.

    1. Re:prime directive by UnixRevolution · · Score: 1

      Does anybody remember the original trek's "City on the edge of forever"? Kirk is given the choice between Altering history and saving a girl he fell in love with, or letting her die and preserving history as we know it. Touching, really, and a perfect analogy.

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  28. Time to sleep by T-Kir · · Score: 1

    They should have given the franchise a break for 10 or 15 years, let the episodes to rerun on syndication... and have fresh blood when that time arrived to do new stuff (i.e. not rehashed from any other Sci-fi show is doing) as well as renewed interest (if there was any). Just let the TNG crew do the movies.

    I am watching Enterprise, but I just enjoy the eps that are good and ignore the others. But the king of Sci-Fi at the mo is Farscape (plus Stargate is equally as good), they at least have the leeway to take the piss out of themselves and get away with it.

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  29. The technical solutions of Star Trek by OzRoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I must admit I haven't watched Enterprise. But the thing that always struck me about almost all star trek episodes (except the original series) is the way they always get out of trouble. Solution number 1: "Pass the tachyon beam through the deflector array" Solution number 2: "Reverse the polarity of the nuetron flow" And it is guaranteed to work.

    1. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: #2: Pass me the sonic screwdriver, K-9.

    2. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by DJTodd242 · · Score: 1

      > Solution number 2: "Reverse the polarity of the nuetron flow"

      Hate to break it to you, but reversing the polarity of the nEUtron flow was a cliche of the 3rd incarnation of Dr. Who, Jon Pertwee. Now I'll have to have your geek union card back please.

    3. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by benzapp · · Score: 1

      That is what we call "poetic license". In any story, such devices are used to further the story. Would you prefer they use magical powers like in the Bible?

      Really, such criticisms are always a tribute to an investigative intellect... Yet, I think such would be better spent trying to punch wholes in the ridiculous stories of the world's religions.

      There is a big difference between enjoying a story, and finding value in it and actually believing and obviously false story to be true.

      So, go grab a bible and start sparring with those damn street corner preachers, especially the negro ones with the megaphones.

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    4. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by One+Louder · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this kind of "poetic license" was almost never done in ST:TOS - it started happening for earnest a couple of seasons into ST:TNG, probably about the same time they ran out of stories with any sort of meaningful plot. It's akin to a mystery introducing a new character at the end who turns out to be the killer.

    5. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* That is what we call "poetic license". In any story, such devices are used to further the story. Would you prefer they use magical powers like in the Bible? *)

      What do you mean? It was Q who parted the Red Sea for Moses and did the burning bush thing.

    6. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: #2: Pass me the sonic screwdriver, K-9.

      K-8 must have been killed off in a really early episode.

    7. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by OzRoy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You don't seem to get it.

      This is the "scientific" equivelent of magical powers.

      The crew get themselves into a position where there seems to be no solution. But by using their superious scientific knowledge it's all fixed.

      For example. I think it was a next gen episode I was watching. It was the very first episode I watched after I had been informed of these two solutions. A couple of crew members were being blocked by a force field.

      Crew member 1: "I believe I can disrupt the field by [insert techno babble here] with my tri-corder."
      [wave tricoder] [buzzing sound effect?]
      Crew member 1: "Hmm. It's not quite working"
      Crew member 2: "Try reversing the polarity"
      [force field disapears]
      Crew memeber 1: "That got it!"

      Now tell me how this is plausible than magic powers.

      Now for an encore here is my telling the parting of the red sea.

      Hebrew Follower: "Oh no we are trapped! The egyptions are closing in on us"
      Moses: "Never fear! I shall part the red sea and we shall escape"
      [wave staff around][magical sound effect]
      Moses: "Dammit! It's not working"
      Follower: "Try passing the tachyon beam through the oak staff array"
      Moses: "Still nothing!"
      Follower: "Reverse the polarity!!"
      [sea parts]
      Moses: "It's working! Hurry everyone. Flea for your lives!"

    8. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Solution number 2: "Reverse the polarity of the nuetron flow"

      For those that don't know, this is an actual technobabble ex machina from Dr Who. Yes, the show that was conceived as "educational". ;-)

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    9. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by tekrat · · Score: 1

      And I say....
      Bounce a gravition particle beam
      off the main deflector dish.
      That's the way we do things lad,
      we're making shit up as we wish.
      The Klingons and the Romulans,
      pose no threat to us!
      'Cause if we find
      we're in a bind,
      we just make some shit up.

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    10. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to fire my tetron beam into her quantum singularity, if you know what I mean... ;-)

    11. Re:The technical solutions of Star Trek by acid_andy · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find it's also "Q" that gives James Bond his technical solutions to save him from impossible situations hee hee

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  30. Re:I happen to be pretty excited about season 2 to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's been a looooong time ... Getting from there to here." ;-)

  31. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in QWZX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey, make sure you use this high resonlution image in your book.

    smooches,

    handybundler

  32. Go Go Go by Openadvocate · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Quote from the interview: "We build to a climax and then the last ten minutes we need to really 'go, go, go, go go!'.
    I have always hated that, 35 minutes of the universe going under until someone invents a transplaxmo-sub-dehumidifier that they attach to the microtubularinjectors of some other thingy, and bingo, we have saved the world.
    Always seems that they are going on with the story until someone realizes that there's too much content for one show and then, presto, they find a solution by thinking up some new gadets, that will end the show in 4 minutes.

    Not that I don't like to watch the shows.:)

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  33. BoreTrek, The previous generation by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, but the only thing that got me to watch Enterprise was uber babe Jolene Blalock.

    StarTrek has degrading from swashbuckling action to moral pontification in space, no more "Let's get our shirts ripped, blow away the bad guys and get the greenskinned girl back to our quarters."

    Now it's, "who are we to act like gods in space? ...To fire the proton torpedoes or not, that is the question Captain"

    To be fair, the series premiere and finale were good, I really enjoyed. But, all the episodes in between were old hat and just plain boring.

    What I'd like to see? Mission Impossible StarTrek style, ditch the ship and whip out all the cool gadgets to spy on bad guys and make big explosions with! Seriously though, a StarTrek focused on a few StarFleet secret agents with the latest in badass sci-fi tech going out on commando missions would definitely be worth watching and add some new blood into the aging ratings vehicle.

    UPN dudes -- You reading this?

    1. Re:BoreTrek, The previous generation by Master+Bait · · Score: 2

      I'm so sick of those Rubber-nosed 'alien' characters. I think the ST mentality has been milked way past death.

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    2. Re:BoreTrek, The previous generation by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      What I'd like to see? Mission Impossible StarTrek style, ditch the ship and whip out all the cool gadgets to spy on bad guys

      If you remember the episode Assignment Earth in TOS where they go back to the go abck to what was then the present (the mid 1960's) and there is guy named Gary Seven with a black cat, as well as his secretary played by Teri Garr, and the guy has to avert an explosion during an Apollo launch. My understanding is that this episode was filmed as pilot for a potential spin-off right along the line of the show you would like to see.

      City on the Edge of Forever with Joan Collins set in the Depression has a similar plot only it was Spock that had to ensure that history wasn't interfered with. Same with the 2-part episode of Voyager where they travel back to 1990's San Francisco. And it's used again in the DS9 episode where they go back to the Trouble with Tribbles episode of TOS (included the great Worf line where he declines to explain why the Klingons have no bumps on the foreheads).

      Really it is a common theme and it would make a good series. Of course, there was no way to do it if Scott Bakula was the lead, because the series concept would be too similar to Quantum Leap.

  34. Killing People by istartedi · · Score: 2

    wishes the series would kill more people off like the original Star Trek

    Maybe they should introduce the colored uniforms so we could have redshirt ensigns.

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    1. Re:Killing People by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

      One of my leading questions is.. i can deal with the technology differences.. but how are they going to segue into using those god-awful tunic's as the unforms?

      There must be a retro-look from hell... the 1960's will be in style again.. in 2250!

    2. Re:Killing People by istartedi · · Score: 2

      After I posted that, I thought about that too. The original series was definitely... dayglo. So, maybe they could have some kind of contest as a subplot, and the 60s uniforms could lose in favor of oh... colored collars, insignia, or armbands which would fit in better with the aesthetics of the rest of the show. Then, somebody could remark that the rejected suggestion was "ahead of it's time, and really should have won".

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    3. Re:Killing People by Kredal · · Score: 3, Informative

      check out the pinstriping on the Enterprise uniforms.. they have the colors that represent different sections.

      Red is engineering and security
      Gold is command
      Blue is science and medical

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  35. Oh, this is good! by Pollux · · Score: 3, Funny

    He also talks about the character of Doctor Phlox possibly falling into the 'Neelix Trap' and says he wishes the series would kill more people off like the original Star Trek!

    I can see it now...Star Trek: Enterprise, Season Two:

    Star Trek meets South Park!

    Captain Archer: "Oh my God! They killed Dr. Phlox!" "You Bastards!"

    Ensign Mayweather: "But he's the most popular person on the Enterprise! How will we ever replace him?"

    Commander Tucker: "No need to worry captain! We have a copy of his atomic signature in the cache of the data resequencer in the transporter! We'll be able to generate an exact copy of him, as if he never left!"

    --- BZZZ BZZZ ZIP! ---

    Dr. Phlox: "Hello, captain! I'm back from helping out the Balaxians on Balax 7! I hope nothing happened while I was gone!"

    1. Re:Oh, this is good! by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

      Except, on enterprise, phlox's anatomy will be re-arranged entertainingly each week due to transporter malfunctions.

    2. Re:Oh, this is good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no.. if it was enterprise a la South Park.. he would just die in some horribly painful way every episode and show up next time like nothing happened.. and we'd laugh and cheer and forget he was there.

  36. My take on Enterprise... by Raleel · · Score: 3, Redundant

    When I heard who was gonna be in it, I said two things

    1) Scott Bakula will make a crappy captain. He's way too soft
    2) I like the keep my porn and my star trek separate, thank you.

    Sure enough, I was right. Scott Bakula is not a very good captain, in my opinion. He's getting better, but really, he's pretty soft. Too happy.

    As for T'pol, yes, she's hot, but she's been doing an ok job of not making a big sex symbol out of herself. Save for the obligatory near sex scene in the decontamination chamber.

    What's really getting me the most the the _grotesque_ opening theme. Good lord. That may be the worst crap I've ever heard.

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    1. Re:My take on Enterprise... by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >What's really getting me the most the the _grotesque_ opening theme.

      Have you listened to it with an open mind, trying to find the positive about it?

      I did, and discovered that I still loathed it.

      But the video, the video -- head and shoulders the best opening Trek has ever done. The way the scenes of astronauts are alternated with blueprints and calculations is an acknowledgement of how all those triumphs really happened, and a reminder of the glories that can be achieved when jocks and nerds work together. It has a thematic unity we haven't scene since the intro to the first two seasons of TNG, which it surpasses in depth of human feeling.

      The intro to Enterprise is the best known application for the Mute button.

    2. Re:My take on Enterprise... by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

      First two seasons of TNG? Weren't they always the same intro? I mean, aside from the changing credits and the "Stream effect" on the logo itself..

      Then again i didn't become a TNG fan until i was 10 or so... in 1990. So i missed the first two seasons on initial run.

      BTW, search kazaa for the Enterprise Alternate opening. it rules.

    3. Re:My take on Enterprise... by Exatron · · Score: 1

      You're right about the intro for the first two seasons of TNG. The video was redone for the third season and remained that way for the rest of the series. The only real difference between the two is that the first two seasons had the camera move past planets in our solar system, while the third season intro featured objects outside the solar system.

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    4. Re:My take on Enterprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Curiously enough, I've had that same complaint about Voyager's "Captain" too. She tries to be hard, but it's so clear she's trying it blows it totally. They need more people like Stewart, who make command look comfortable and natural. Oddly enough, the DS9 guy has pulled that off the best of any of the other series. I don't really count the original - that's a work all its own. Shatner isn't very good, but I think he worked all right considering the character and the budget.

      This concludes this episode of Random Star Trek Opinions.

    5. Re:My take on Enterprise... by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      But the video, the video -- head and shoulders the best opening Trek has ever done. The way the scenes of astronauts are alternated with blueprints and calculations is an acknowledgement of how all those triumphs really happened, and a reminder of the glories that can be achieved when jocks and nerds work together. It has a thematic unity we haven't scene since the intro to the first two seasons of TNG, which it surpasses in depth of human feeling.

      Oh yes. The opening sequence. Typical 'America Rules!!!' wank. So where in this opening sequence can we find first artificial satellite Sputnik, first man in space Yuri Gagarin, or the longest inhabited space-station Mir? That's a bit of a Stalinist attitude to history, don't you think?

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    6. Re:My take on Enterprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'd think Stalin was enough of a patriot to want the Russian accomplishments seen in the Enterprise intro.

      Who knows, maybe in the Russian version, they are.

    7. Re:My take on Enterprise... by SataiCam · · Score: 1

      What's really getting me the most the the _grotesque_ opening theme. Good lord. That may be the worst crap I've ever heard.

      Also known as "the moment I got a really bad feeling about Enterprise." After a nice run of good to extremely awesome themes from TNG through V'ger, this was the biggest let down. Even Old School Trek had some funky personality to it's theme.

      2) I like the keep my porn and my star trek separate, thank you.

      Oh, you mean Brannon Braga's wet dream? Yeah, the decontamination scene just brought flashes of the 7 of 9 debacle crashing back in medicinal panty-line detail. No thanks. I stopped watching right there and haven't gone back.

      I'm a long time Trek fan, and I'm not a stickler for Trek purity, but I just haven't been a real fan of what's gone on since DS9. I gave V'ger a season or two, but when the captain turned into a lizard, I gave my full attention to B5 with no regrets.

    8. Re:My take on Enterprise... by anomaly · · Score: 2

      The storyteller gets the privilege of including those details that he considers relevant.

      When the Russians are making the TV show they can highlight the accomplishments of their heroes and leave out the work camps and people who dissapeared during that era because they knew too much....

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  37. Wish they were interviewing T'Pol by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bringing STAR TREK's newest alien face to life isn't always easy for actress Jolene Blalock, who's spent the last month jiggling her time in space with her time in...

    Now that's an interview I might actually read!

    GMD

  38. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by C0LDFusion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The question is "Who is watching this show?"

    The only people I know who watch this show are the UberGeeks. The kind of guys who wear the little Playmates Tricorder toys (purchased on eBay) with their work uniforms. The kinds of people who wear Starfleet uniforms not just to Star Trek conventions, but on dates. The kinds of guys who used to be superstars during the dot-com time.

    All the people I know who loved all the other series, but were the big detail guys are iffy on the series.

    And the guys who liked ST:TNG, ST:DS9, and some of ST:VOY but not TOS generally hate the show.

    I myself am in the last group. I have a few TOS eps I like, but not many. I like the movies, I like TNG, I loved DS9, and VOY was okay. But I saw 3 episodes of Enterprise, and I hate it. I can't watch it.

    Now, time to go back to my other nerd occupations.

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  39. sounds like a job for George Lucas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The black hole fired first! :)

    1. Re:sounds like a job for George Lucas by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      The black hole fired first!

      Oh come on! That was funny as hell and it's got zero mod points on it? Moderators? Shouldn't you be moderating me down and Mr. Coward up?

  40. So what's next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oooo! Another alien with funny hair, or an interesting nose job, or leopard spots! Please.

  41. Troi? Annoying?? Her cleavage too big for you?!!? by Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    Oi!

  42. I hate you all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...well not really, but it lame talking about Enterprise when I'm in the sticks with my crappy DSS content and my even crappier Hughes satellite "high speed" (cough hack gag) internet connection.

    I should buy tapes of the shows, but I'm sure they wont be sold for another decade, maybe half that, but still... lame lame lame.

    1. Re:I hate you all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get them here slacker...

      http://www.startrek-series5.tv/

      That was all I had before DirecTV added UPN.

  43. Re:Ensigns - wearing RED by Glorat · · Score: 2

    And the infamous anecdote is that any such ensign wearing RED is the one that inevitably gets killed! Don't believe me? Check those old TOS episodes again....

  44. More Bikinis! by simetra · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who cares about all that crap. I just want to see the large-breasted vulcan chick in a bikini. How hard would that be to work into the storyline?

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    1. Re:More Bikinis! by taxman_10m · · Score: 2

      They don't have a holodeck yet so there must be tennis courts and swimming pools somewhere on the ship.

    2. Re:More Bikinis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They pad her on the show so it wouldn't be all that you expect.

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    3. Re:More Bikinis! by sconeu · · Score: 2

      Haven't you seen the decontamination scenes yet?

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    4. Re:More Bikinis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those that can give up croutons for bacon bits deserve neither. -- Me

    5. Re:More Bikinis! by Wolfrider · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would tend to agree, although I wouldn't mind seeing more KLINGON females with those distinctively Klingon revealing tops. ;-)
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    6. Re:More Bikinis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Well it's not a Bikini but maxim has several spicey pictures or T'Pol (Jolene Blalock) online:

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock2 /g m_l3.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock/ gm _l6.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock2 /g m_l9.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock2 /g m_l7.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock2 /g m_l5.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock/ gm _l4.jpg

    7. Re:More Bikinis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Sorry something happened to those links the first time.

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock2 /g m_l3.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock/ gm _l6.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock2 /g m_l9.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock2 /g m_l7.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock2 /g m_l5.jpg

      http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jolene_blalock/ gm _l4.jpg

    8. Re:More Bikinis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh bother

      What a PITA editor

      Just take the spaces out of the above URLs

  45. excited? who's high now? by ddtstudio · · Score: 1

    the good (and snarky) folk over at www.televisionwithoutpity.com would respectfully disagree about being excited about season 2 of enterprise. okay, they'd laugh in your face but you get the idea.

  46. Rehash by Ironpoint · · Score: 1

    Geez...

    Doctor Phlox is just a rehash of Neelix from Voyager. Slightly rounder secondary character who is kind of either the 'cowardly lion' or the simpleton with small issues.

    This character needs to

    a. Die off, or

    b. Go through hell, Aliens style.

    I put b forth because the Dr is not a hero type, not an evil type, the only thing left is victim. Put him on an abandoned freighter with some dead bodies and mucous aliens, show him freaking out and stuff. Thats about all you can do with that character.

    1. Re:Rehash by taxman_10m · · Score: 2

      Nah. Last I checked he had a love interest. Have her cheat on him with some ensign who later needs his flu shot, but instead of a flu shot Phlox gives him 21st century ebola. And then have it such that everyone on the ship knows what he did, but they can't prove it, so he remains their doctor.

  47. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by mgblst · · Score: 2

    I love and hate voyager, it has great ideas, and i really enjoy watching it, but there are some elements of silliness that really stand out. Like whenever they are being attacked, all the console and overhead lights start to oscillate on and off.

    But i liked the Borg stuff, Seven discovering her individuality, very bold stuff, perhaps not for pure sci-fi people, but as a big fan of PKDick, i loved this human story line!

  48. new series ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, how many ideas for a *new* Star Trek series can the /. folk come up with?? Hopefully Berman & Co. are reading this - we know Will Wheaton does.

    My contribution: A show based on the 24th century adventures of Starfleet Marines. We've had the diplomacy, we've had the melodrama, we miss watching stuff blow up and aliens get their butts kicked.

    1. Re:new series ideas by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      Idunno, they tried something like that with Space: Above and Beyond. It was good for a while, but they ran out of storylines.

      I think Starfleet Academy would've been better. Even if it was "dawson's creek in space" - it'd still have been better. Watch Smallville for a good idea of mixing sci-fi and teens well.

      Unfortunately Starfleet ground combat equipment is - Star fleet ship's crew uniforms with phasers.

      Come on, ST could deck out commandoes hardcore, but they never do. We're going to fight the Borg - lets bring phasers and trichorders and nothing else.

      My ideal Starfleet Marine would be decked out with
      1) rifle (compression phaser, old phaser, transporter sniper, whatever).
      2) little class 3 phaser (the tiny keychain sized one) as a backup.
      3) chemical-propelled projectile pistol with replicator and conventional ammo clips (for those environments where phasors dont work).
      4) visor instead of trichorder. Be good for light-amp and scanning - and I'm sure you could set it to see visible.
      5) some sort of little unarmed little anti-grav scouts - like flying versions of the spiders from minority report. Lets send the expendable robots to look around that corner instead of the yellowshirts. Give them a live feed to the visor.
      6) energy shields. If it only has a 10 second charge or only stops projectiles or something, its still useful.
      7) Spock's boots. Death by falling is not an option. These would probably not be used all the time - I'm sure youd just be a target flying around the battlefield.
      8) Variable charge grenades that could level a city block. You never know - besides, they've got shields. Star Trek has matter energy conversion - these are quite doable.
      9) A short sword. How many times have things become hand to hand combat when all that high-tech crap doesn't work.
      10) Armor. People get shot at with conventional bullets and hit with Battleths all the time. Why are they not prepared for this? Throw in Insurrection-style personal cloaking while they're at it. I'm sure its very primitive and can be seen with a simple visor, but you're not always fighting well-equipped people.

      One thing they never do - we're behind cover, so are they. We've got a ship in orbit. The enterprise's phasors have been used to bore holes into planets. Why not just request some fire support? Could have some very nice special effects for seeing the main phasor banks hitting a point a kilometer away.

    2. Re:new series ideas by stinkydog · · Score: 2

      Other Items needed:
      Cool Title
      A cool 'special forces' ship (small,fast lots of guns)
      Tanks, Aerocycles, Tunneling machines etc.
      No enginieer (If it's broke, blow it up attitude)
      HoloCloaks (limited invisibility and/or feature changes)
      Breaching tools (penatrate a shield and board a ship)
      Limited Ammunition
      Holodeck training facility
      Holo-enabled briefing room
      Starfleet disavows knowlege of missions
      D&D casting (Barbarian, Magician, Thief, Cleric)
      Blood & Gore
      Antimatter Mine (Magnetic bottle of antimatter that breaks on command)
      Quantim Black hole capsule (open over enemy bunker and enjoy)

      SD

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  49. Re:Troi? Annoying?? Her cleavage too big for you?! by One+Louder · · Score: 1

    The problem with Troi was that in the early seasons she was simply a plot device to explain the emotions that the actors were supposed to be, though not successfully, portraying. They had this whole stick-up-the-butt acting style in the first season - they never really got totally over it during the entire run. The whole "I feel anger/love/contentment coming from that alien/monster/ship/planet" was almost as annoying as Wesley Crusher.

  50. Re:I happen to be pretty excited about season 2 to by emmons · · Score: 1

    You didn't see the season finale, did you? Aside from Enterprise killing 3800 people, being destroyed and Archer being stranded in the 31st centry, not much has happened as a result of the war.

    Here's a summary:

    http://www.startrek.com/library/ent_episodes/episo des_ent_detail_124540.asp

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  51. Mute + Re: My take on Enterprise by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 2

    I like the intro. Mind you, I don't watch the show every week, preferring to catch it in reruns, so I don't get a continued and repeated dosage of it. Plus I happen to like country, and I grew up on easy listening, so my tastes are probably vastly different from everyone else's.

    This intro's still a million times better than Voyager's, though. That intro theme could put a person to sleep. Actually, come to think of it, it has..

    As for the blueprints thing, I wouldn't give them much credit. I'll bet you anything the only reason they're there is (a) because it looks cool, and (b) because Archer's father supposedly designed the ship, and they want to milk that for all it's worth. But mostly I think it's because of (a).

    And now for something completely different.

    I would like to propose the following; Video Mute. Instead of muting the audio, it would turn the video image contrast down, averaging out the video as much as possible without completely eliminating the video. This would be extremely helpful for whenever I'm watching television and an especially stupid commercial comes on that strobes. every. second. binding. you. (And hey, it might even make music videos watchable.)

    Mute + Video Mute would be perfect for those of us who (a) can't afford a Tivo, and (b) want to avoid being distracted by the stupid flashing while we're trying to talk with fellow viewers, or read a book during commercials.

    I hereby promise not to patent this idea, and I hereby give everyone in the universe free and unrestricted right to implement and use it, blah blah blah.. or has someone already thought this up and patented it? : )

  52. Re:Troi? Annoying?? Her cleavage too big for you?! by AnalogBoy · · Score: 2

    Mirina Sirtis, in real life, seems very short when it comes to star trek. I remember going to a convention where she was.. Her overall impression of it was "I've been typecast. I'll milk it for everything its worth but i dont have to like it".

    Then again, she could have been feeling the emotions of her aunt flo that day.

  53. Re:Ensigns - wearing RED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Explain to me how that is an anecdote.

    Please don't use words unless you know what they mean. It's a simple principle.

  54. $0.205 by AnalogBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Star Trek in the Roddenberry era was all about humanity. The ship was just a vehicle. Nowadays, its gotten pretty formulaic. Most of the Q Episodes after the first two were always good for a bit of lite philisophical entertainment, but damn near everything else was.. egh.

    Roddenberry is doing a friction-free 200000RPM around in his..err, space-urn.

    (Unless it's de-orbited already.)

    1. Re:$0.205 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always saw Q as a rather lame plot element that they used as a cop-out when they didn't have anything else better to do.

    2. Re:$0.205 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! And in Voyager, the plot device was the holodeck! The thing I enjoy most is that Braga was talking about how they wouldn't be able to use holograms in Enterprise because the technology wasn't present in TOS...we've already had, what, two hologram episodes in the first season?!?! Oh, they weren't on Enterprise but still...

  55. Re:Troi? Annoying?? Her cleavage too big for you?! by SIGFPE · · Score: 2

    Well, unlike many women, I think she improved with age. In the movies I think she's actually pretty attractive. But early on she was just horrible. You may have forgotten - check out Episode 1 again.

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  56. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    also, I think I'm in love with Hoshi.

    She really looked good when she let her hair down in the "Vacation" episode, didn't she.

  57. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by uncoveror · · Score: 2

    All the star dreck that has come out since Gene Roddenberry died has sucked. Anybody but UPN wouldn't have wasted airtime on Voyager or Enterprise, and DS9 was a ripoff of Babylon 5.

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  58. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by martyn+s · · Score: 1

    To say voyager went downhill at the end is crazy. Every single episode of the last season, I thought, was great. And even if you didn't particularly like even the last season, the later seasons were all much better than the earlier season. Am I the only one who feels that way?

  59. Re:I happen to be pretty excited about season 2 to by EvlG · · Score: 2

    I quit watching it when they kept re-inventing future tech to make up for bad writing and kept giving time to the annoying translator character (who should be obselete by the Universal Translator).

  60. Analogy by extrasolar · · Score: 2

    GalaxyQuest is to Star Trek, as Star Trek is to everyone else.

  61. Death by Snover · · Score: 1
    says he wishes the series would kill more people off like the original Star Trek!
    Guess who'll be the first to go when Paramount reads this?
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    1. Re:Death by cozziewozzie · · Score: 1

      HOSHI! Please make it Hoshi! Please?

  62. Theme Song by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't watched it since the tenth episode or so... does it still have that god awful theme song?

  63. Shameless Plug by sconeu · · Score: 2

    There are plenty of us out there to nit pick the entire Star Trek canon :-)

    May I recommend Nitpicker's Central for nitpicking Star Trek?

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  64. Saw two episodes and they were both vulcan porn by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

    The first one and the one where the captain and the vulcan are bound and have to do everything but oral sex to wiggle out of their bindings. Laughed out loud several times. I mean, why have a show if that's all you've got? Just run baywatch again.

  65. Re:Troi? Annoying?? Her cleavage too big for you?! by sconeu · · Score: 2

    Actually, Beverly Crusher (Gates McFadden) was much more attractive than Troi.

    Mmmmmm.... red hair!

    Now if they could only have done something about the 24th century giving people big noses (Stewart, McFadden, Spiner)!

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  66. ANAL Cox NOT Alan Cox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's ANAL COCKS not Alan Cox.

  67. Can't happen by smoketree · · Score: 5, Funny

    It should be obvious that transporters -- like all devices in the future -- will have DRM protections preventing duplication.

    --Reed

  68. Booooring! by paiute · · Score: 1

    I was so excited when I heard that the subject of the next series would be humans getting into space. I thought it would be cool to see them strapping together old Titans and shit and rocketing around the near parts of the galaxy and occasionally blowing up spontaneously just because it was warp drive version 1.0b.

    But what do I see? I see TNG sets and Voyager plot lines and TOS dialog. Jesus, what an opportunity they had - and they blewit!

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  69. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by aronc · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who feels that way?

    Not the only, but probably the minority. I never managed to actually make it through a full episode. I almost did with a few in first season. Tried 5 different times in the last season and didn't make it even to first commercial with most of them. The finale episode almost made me vomit and I was only in the room for 20 minutes of the 2 hours.

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  70. Babylon 5.. by CybrKnight · · Score: 1

    was much better Sci-Fi than any of the post-TNG Star Trek stuff. The characters had great depth and interaction. The individual episodes had better plots. And the over arching storyline gave the whole thing a great background for the strong characters to act against. Now most of the B5 movies were pretty bad. But nothings perfect.

    1. Re:Babylon 5.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone in the dealer channel for Newtek, it was pretty much mandatory that I watched the premiere of B5--I was told it got much better after that first episode but I really couldn't get over the impression that it was a showcase piece for Ron Thornton(same damn scenes looped over and over again!) and they hired a five year old to write it. There were other programs that were released at the same time B5 was that had much more deserving premieres--some never made it past the first season while others did and became *REALLY* bad.

    2. Re:Babylon 5.. by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      They are right - it does get much better. In fact, the story just increases in quality gradually over time - until it hits the final season (that was tacked on - they'd planned to end it a season earlier) when it falls like a rock.

      Much like Star Trek, first season is mediocre, second is okay, third is awesome.

  71. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by aronc · · Score: 1
    Somebody is. It has higher ratings than Voyager ever did and I've heard some rumors that it's higher than TNG most of the time.


    I like it. Rather a lot. It's definitely stronger at this point in it's life than TNG was at the end of first season. For the record I enjoy most of TOS: even though most of it is bad, I enjoy it anyway. Like TNG: when it was bad it sucked (most of season 1) but when it was good (inner light) it was amazing. Loved DS9: it was great seeing the ST universe used with actual plots and characters instead of morality tales and redressed fables. Never made it through a whole episode of Voyager in one sitting. Ever. Tried many times.

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  72. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by martyn+s · · Score: 1

    Man, I'm really surprised, because I thought the first season and the early shows were really cheesy and I couldn't stand it. Even though all the shows were cheesy, even the later episodes, it was still very enjoyable. I remember the last season had so many good episodes. One episode (two part episode) I remember in particular was "workforce". I really liked that one. I'm surprised most people don't agree with me about the later, and especially the seventh, season(s).

  73. Excited! by evilviper · · Score: 2
    I'm seriously excited for the next season of Enterprise.


    Yeah, me too... Who wants to bet that they'll figure out a way to sneak the decontamination chainber in again?

    Seriously though, I'm surprised the censors didn't (well...) censor that. It's not cable, they do have serious limitations on what they are allowed to show.

    Enterprise? Just a sad attempt to take a SciFi show and turn it into '90210'.
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    1. Re:Excited! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude...give me a break...if that was racey for you I guess you must ejaculate during the opening credits of Baywatch

    2. Re:Excited! by Kredal · · Score: 1

      Only if I watch the intro a few times in a row...

      er, I mean....

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    3. Re:Excited! by anomaly · · Score: 2

      That was the biggest disappointment of the pilot! Why did they feel the need to add that to the show? Simply as an excuse to reduce Jolene from an actor to a collection of body parts?

      It added nothing to the storyline - it wasn't even plausible - what about the contaminants in their hair, nails, ears, etc?

      What a waste. I was hoping for better than that, but I guess that even in that century the exploitation of women for their physique is still a ratings booster.

      Great storytelling need not rely on profanity, graphic violence and scantily clad women. I guess the producers were opting for mediocre storytelling.....

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  74. ObTrekker Whining by Raptor+CK · · Score: 2

    Romulans? Who were never seen before "Balance of Terror," which took place in Kirk's era? Who aren't due to show up in Enterprise for another few years, if they wanted to stick to the old Earth-Romulan wars?

    I can see a bunch of Trekkers getting up in protest, breathing heavily, and promptly sitting back down.

    [CBG] There's no emoticon for what I'm feeling![/CBG]

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    1. Re:ObTrekker Whining by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

      The Romulan Wars should start right about as Enterprise goes into it's last season, assuming the show runs seven years. Why wouldn't Humans and Romulans have encountered each other before that... think of the Dominion in DS9; that war didn't start right away. As long as they don't show the Enterprise crew seeing any Romulans, we're ok, since in Kirk's time nobody knows that Romulans look like Vulcans.

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    2. Re:ObTrekker Whining by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      All that Balance of Terror said was that all communications between Romulans and Terrans were handled over audio-only channels. They did fight a pretty big war, eventually resulting in the Romulan Neutral Zone. Think the DMZ between North and South Korea.

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    3. Re:ObTrekker Whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As long as they don't show the Enterprise crew seeing any Romulans, we're ok, since in Kirk's time nobody knows that Romulans look like Vulcans.

      And, from Spock's reaction, not even the Vulcans knew.
    4. Re:ObTrekker Whining by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

      Yes they did say that communications were audio-only during the war. But the episode also makes pretty clear that Humans didn't know that Romulans were a Vulcan offshoot, in fact Spock seemed to be only surmising this as a possibility, and didn't seem like the Vulcans knew about this either.

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    5. Re:ObTrekker Whining by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      And having the Federation tangle with a strange looking ship, and communicating with them through audio only links shouldn't reveal anything about the genetic heritage of the Romulans.

      That having been said, this IS Brannon and Braga, or however the hell they're spelled.

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  75. Alas, yes... more's the pity by TechnoWitch · · Score: 1

    The show still has that hideous theme song.

  76. Barbara Billingsley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World's greatest mom. -- the Beave

  77. Series needs 50cc of creativity, STAT. by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "...and says he wishes the series would kill more people off like the original Star Trek"

    HEAR, HEAR!! I've become a hardened cynic when it comes to Trek lately. It's been way too sanitised and this new series is no exception. If there was one series that could have benifited from a darker, more brooding plot, this is the one. I had originally envisioned Enterprise taking it's cues from America's blue water Navy during the American Revolution-- The Federation just stepping out onto the Frontier; Outgunned and woefully behind the technology curve, struggling to maintain soveignty amoung the stars. But what do we get? The bumbling crew of the first Enterpise that miraculously stumbles from one encounter to the next against vastly superior opponents and still manages to emerge in one piece. And to top that, they're already leaning on Trek's infamous temporal crutch, that way overused script idea. John is right-- This series needs to loose a few people as well as some major plot CPR. Sure, the Rombulans are coming (is it just me or is the Okuda time line just a bit out of sorts here?), but the way things are going now, it's going to be yet another ho-hum experience...

    Finally, it's not entirely a haters club here. While I doubt the the person responsible will ever see this, major props to whomever designed the opening credits. I've heard complaints all day long here, but the opening is wonderfully poetic. Stylish. The sole spark of creativity in an otherwise bland series.

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  78. Theme Song by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    Um, I like it. It's not a popular opinion here, but whatever. At least they finally got away from yet another wannabe orcastra piece. It has it's place, but not again....Dear Lord, NOT AGAIN!!!

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  79. Star Trek: TOS by DCMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is it bad that I keep reading that as "Star Trek: Terms of Service"?

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  80. No can do... by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    You're asking the writers to do something they never do in a Trek series... Character devlopement. Does a character go through a tramatic experience in Ep 21.1? Don't worry! He'll be back to his chipper self in 21.2! Events have no lasting effects on the characters. Their personalities are static. They don't grow, they don't develope. The only thing I ever saw come close was Picard with his Borg incident bothering him, but that was normally only when the story directly delt with the Borg in some way. They couldn't just have him wig out one ep with flashbacks as a minor part of the story, or be be hardened and emotionless in certain situations. Ok, I'm ranting, but the characters need to more dynamic, less 2D.

    As far as Phlox goes, his roll is the same (token alien side-kick), but the personalities are different. Whether he should go through hell or not-- Sure, why not. Somebody in the series needs to. Besides, Slimey, acid producing alien encounters builds character. Like spinach.

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    1. Re:No can do... by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      This is why I watched DS9. Stuff happened with aftereffects. Odo went through hell and back many times and got pretty fscked up by it. Nog's seen some serious shit too.

    2. Re:No can do... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Oooh! Oooh! Like the time where Picard went through the life-altering experience of experiencing an entire lifetime as a guy on a planet, and he discovered it was doomed, and he raised an entire family, and the only lingering aftereffects was a prediliction to play 'Frere Jaques' on a little flute like thing.

      Great episode, crap followup.

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  81. Enough! by SporkKnight · · Score: 1
    - The writers can't keep track of 10 movies and 24 seasons of episodes! Why can't they dedicate their lives to memorizing the Star Trek timeline like I have?

    - STTNG was the only good series, the rest were crap. I can't believe they'd keep this show going even though the ratings were so good!

    - Enterprise sucks! It offends me so deeply I want to tear my eyes out! I just can't get over there being a scifi show I don't like.

    1. The writers are paid to write Star Trek. One would think that detailed knowledge of the ST universe would be a job requirement.

    2. In my own opinion the first episodes of TNG sucked too. It really started getting better after Tasha Yar died. The thing that killed her was one of the worst looking aliens too I'd say.

    3. I cant stand Scott Bakula. The opening sequence made me turn the channel the first time I saw it. I want Enterprise to be good. I need something other than TNG and DS9 reruns. (I also cant stand Babylon 5, Farscape, or Stargate the series. such horrible writing..)

    Overall, the quote that best defined TNG in my opinion was "Star Trek is like sex.. even when it's bad it's pretty good."

    After a few episodes of voyager it was no longer true. 7 of 9? Hugh must be rolling around in his grave!

  82. $0.205 by Mulletproof · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yep.

    "Gee, Bob... What do we have in the script bin?"
    "Um... Don't know. Why don't you go look."
    "I chose the script last time."
    "No, I chose the script last time because the veiwers were complaining about your stupid temporal stories."
    "Hey, it was a good story!"
    "Hey, it was the twelth one this season"
    "Fine. But I beat you in foozball before lunch. You owe me."
    "Fine. Then we can start counting all the sodas you owe ME."
    "Hmmm... Well, I'm still not getting the script."
    "Neither am I."
    "A Q episode?"
    "Sure, why not?"

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  83. Expendable Interns by Mulletproof · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...Or have some poor intern chained to a filing cabinet whose sole job is to keep track of the Trek timeline. I've heard of worse jobs for em...

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  84. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by tempny · · Score: 1

    DS9 was pretty good towards the end, had a great ending in my opinion too. But Voyager and Enterprise have apparently adapted to fit the level of the rest of the crap on their new network.

  85. Not scifi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star trek hasn't been scifi since TNG. It is a soap ophera located in space. Please do not post anymore star trek threads in Slashdot!

  86. I didn't realize the amount of ads... by jokerghost · · Score: 1

    "It's tricky on this show because we really only have 39 minutes to tell a story"

    39? That's 21 minutes for commercials! Mind you I don't watch the show (don't get UPN here), but still, that seems like an awful amount of time devoted to advertisement for an hour long show. As I recall, the first star trek series ran closer to 50 minutes of actual show. Perhaps this goes to show the prevelance advertising has in our culture today.

    1. Re:I didn't realize the amount of ads... by Hast · · Score: 1

      You have intro and outro as well. That's another 5 minutes or so.

  87. starfleet by URoRRuRRR · · Score: 1

    Quote from the interview: "We build to a climax and then the last ten minutes we need to really 'go, go, go, go go!'.

    What? 'Going' ten minutes after climax? They're teaching tantra at starfleet?

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  88. Klingon Beach Party! by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    Need I say more?

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  89. T'Pol must go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Vulcan with fake lips? C'mon guys!
    Drop the character or give it to a better and more credible actress.

  90. Re:Troi? Annoying?? Her cleavage too big for you?! by ObitMan · · Score: 0

    If you get a chance, check out the Labyrinth DVD and watch the making of labyrinth special feature. you will see a pre TNG mcfadden.

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  91. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Dude, Gene Roddenberry kept back star trek's potential. Star Trek felt like 1 hour long B Movies in space with the same cast until he kicked the fucking bucket... i swear..

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  92. One thing you have to give Enterprise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not like we are anywhere near being through the run of the show but it doesn't make any sense that they would put children on the Enterprise.

    Though it is possible that Braga & Co. could screw things up...they seem to be pusing the edge of continuity and it's quite obvious that in the past the writing teams liked to resort to using children when they *REALLY* have nothing else to write about.

    I got used to the song...I'll be pissed if they bring children on board because I've hated the children in the past and it's quite clear from TNG that children on board were a *NEW* thing...and if Q comes back, I'll put my foot through the television and send Braga the bill!

  93. Re:Troi? Annoying?? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    Agreed that Troi was a HOTTIE in First Contact (aka Da Borg Movie.) ST:FC was the best movie since ST2:TWOK. My favorite scene was where she was acting drunk. :) Very much of a breakout role for her character.

    And let's face it, Doc Crusher was ALWAYS a hottie.
    .

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  94. Re:I happen to be pretty excited about season 2 to by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    And I even like the 80's style 'rock ballad' theme song...

    Did you know this was sung during the opening ceremony of the Commonwealth Games?
    Strange but true!

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  95. What they need to do with the intro by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 2

    Replace the theme with "Do you want to be a Spaceman?" by Oasis. Give it a try, the song fits alot better than the current song or the voyager theme used in the alternate intro.

    If I had some editing software I would have done it myself and let it loose on kazaa.

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  96. Thats what makes Trek great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Trek has that cerebral quality--that's why we watch it. At least many of us.

    When in Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan, Spock showed us what the philosophy of logic really meant when he said "The good of the many outweigh the good of the few."

    Star Trek III tried to say the opposite however, quite unsuccessfully, because of Paramount's worry that the fans would boycott the film if they didn't bring back Spock.

    When in Star Trek VI, General Chang whispered to himself "To be or not to be" as the Enterprise torpedo swerved towards him, viewers recieved a special Trek insight into the nature of prejudice. When the old ways turn into the new, it really seems like suicide to many people, hence their reluctance.

    When in Star Trek VIII, that one lady tells Picard "Blow up the damned ship!" we finally see Picard's weakness as a leader. His hatred can make him blind.

    These are the things that make Star Trek Great. The reason so much of Star Trek sucks is because they aren't always able to provide that cerebral quality, but when they do it...it keeps us watching. Its not just the kind of thing we watch on TV, but its the kind of thing we inquire about, the kind of thing we talk about with others, the kind of thing we analogize with the real world.

    Take the Microsoft icon on Slashdot. It has Bill Gates as a Borg. We relate Microsoft as the Borg for a reason: they are overconfident (or used to be). They believed resistance was futile. But the Federation eventually beat the Borg. And when GNU/Linux sprung up, the hackers believed they can beat the Borg as well. Dressing Gates up in Borg gear was rallying cry from the hackers saying "We can beat them!"

    And guess what. The hackers have won.

    I think its about time for a new icon :)

    1. Re:Thats what makes Trek great! by Pxtl · · Score: 2

      Idunno, all I want them to do is blow up the Earth in a TNG movie. Really, Earth is always this sickeningly sweet planet in Star Trek, everybody's home - it gets attacked so friggin' many times. Just fscking blow it up, give us some real tragedy.

  97. Won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Vulcans already have Warp Drive.

  98. my 2 cents... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i like just fine and you're entitled to NOT watch it if you don't like it.

  99. Re:Troi? Annoying?? Her cleavage too big for you?! by Kredal · · Score: 2

    I went to a con and saw Marina about 6 months before "ST:Generations" came out. She refused to give away details (nevermind the fact that I had just bought a script to the movie about a half hour prior), but she said "And when you see the movie.. that planet came out of NOWHERE."

    And then she ranted for a while about Michael Dorn's little dog that was more like a rat. but anyways.

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  100. Recipe for a Star Trek Series by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    1) Crew must visit strange planet/have strange encounter every episode. 2) At least 1 member of the crew must be emotionally retarded (eg vulcan, android, hologram) but must slowly discover emotion through the series arc. 3) At least 1 main member of the crew must be an alien which requires daft latex prosthetics. 4) At least one member of the crew must be "the maverick" who acts like an irresponsible teenager but is usually proved right apart from the "maverick gets it wrong" episode which must appear once each series. 5) Intelligent plot round up not required, simply solve every difficuly situation with some technological wizardy and a dash of technobabble added as flavouring. 6) All personal problems with the crew can be solved with a 2 minute chat with the captain in their ready room. 7) Tachyons are your friend. 8) No matter what era you set the series in the same old technology must appear , simply change the set a bit to make it look old or cutting edge to suit. 9) Never , I repear NEVER show any signs of originality in your script. If you can rehash an idea thats been done 2 dozens times before then use it.

  101. The Trekie "Plot Well"... by MoonRock · · Score: 1

    It may be profoundly disturbing to some that they keep mining the old "plot well" over and over with Trekie series'...but when you have created a classic that has lasted through the years like Star Trek has, is there a better well to tap? Bay Watch, anyone?

  102. Why have all star trek aliens evolved with 2 legs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Originally it was done to cut budget costs as I understood it - but in the original James T Kirk version that was acceptable - but now when we got the technology to knock up some realistic aliens - what do we get - human with bumpty foreheads - or electronic bits sticking out of their skulls. On top of this Star Trek is a super clean universe - where most ships are like the Macdonalds - just after the cleaning staff have popped round for the 100th time - and bad acting to boot - just what is the point?

  103. What's with all the new species eh? by AGMW · · Score: 1
    If Enterprise is before TOS (and the others), how come there are aliens in Enterprise that we've not seen before?

    Surely the only aliens we should be meeting are ones we already know about (maybe one or two species, but each episode pretty much introduces a new one!).

    Kinda takes the edge off for me!

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    1. Re:What's with all the new species eh? by scotti · · Score: 1

      We don't see those in later series because they contracted smallpox from us and it killed the whole lot.

  104. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

    How could DS9 be a ripoff of B5, since DS9 came first?

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  105. Introduction by Odaeus · · Score: 1

    The series has recently started in the UK. I think that it has gotten off to a better start than any other, but there is one thing that really annoys me. I hate the introduction, it's not the music but the sickening exclusion of anything that isn't American. First object launched into space - Russian. First object on the moon - Russian. First guy in space - Russian. First space station - Russian. Yet this is completely ignored in the introduction. "Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth." - Marcus Aurelius -- Andrew

  106. Ziggy says.. by aurelian · · Score: 1
    the Romulans aren't supposed to appear for another hundred years! what's wrong? Does this mean I've quantum leaped from one lame tv show into another?

    Yep, I guess it does.

  107. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by Pxtl · · Score: 2

    The B5 pilot came out much before DS9 was shot. B5 was originally pitched to Rodenberry as Star Trek, but he said no way. So they made an independant show called B5. The pilot didn't take for a long time, and DS9 was made as soon as Rodenberry died.

    IMHO, the stuff got much better after he stopped holding them back. First, they got rid of his pet Wesley as a regular character, and then they made DS9 - which I call Star Trek with a plot. DS9 actually had a continuing cast other then the heroes - how wierd eh? There were actually non-military characters! Wow.

  108. Also appeared on Six Feet Under... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone see that episode? Frying pan upside the head... what a way to go.

    And just for being boring....

  109. One-word cure for what ails you: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Farscape. You'll never go back to Drek, er, Trek again.

    1. Re:One-word cure for what ails you: by ethereal · · Score: 1

      I dunno, they're still curvy but they're very muppet-like as well. That's a totally different fetish, man.

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  110. Fellow Dorks..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Enterprise is going to follow in the footsteps of Voyager, I'm afraid.

    Its going to have lots and lots of stories that we've all watched before in previous ST Series (STTNG, DS9), its going to have the same old plot complications, and sadly......its going to have the same cookie-cutter mix of characters.

    Enterprise, to me, is lowbrowing the series...but its the first season, and ALL first seasons suck.
    Watch the first two seasons of DS9 or TNG and try not to vomit in your lap.

    Roddenberry's passing was a great blessing for Trek, his uber-pacifist approach to the series was getting very tired. The final seasons of TNG were very good, the final 3 or 4 seasons of DS9 were however, Great. Voyager blew from start to finish, the characters were among the worst batch I've seen in a show...not a one of them did I care anything at all about, and now Enterprise is sadly following in that same vein.

    TNG had a great mix of characters....DS9 had a more diverse group. But Voyager was a ship full of people you just don't care about, at least I didn't, and I just saw very shallow 2 dimensional characters. Enterprise is sort of more of the same.

    The Vulcan-in-skin-tight-lycra thing was like strike-2 right away..that was clearly a lame assed attempt to draw "anyone we can get" to watch the show. But what will kill enterprise is the same old writing....they need to invent a new formula besides "go to planet, solve problem, leave planet". I guess I really disliked the character selection in Voyager, and this show seems to mimic that cast.....and as such, I'm really not getting into Enterprise...at *all*.

  111. Re:Ensigns (and Space Mortality) by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 3, Funny
    You know, when we first went into space, we knew it was dangerous. Plenty of people died, and we were sad about it, but we didn't freak out. By 1987 we had apparently changed, to the point where we really did freak out when the Challenger blew up, and it took us years to get the space program back on track.

    Analogously, when red-shirted ensigns bit it on some dangerous, unexplored planet, Kirk was mad, but that didn't stop him from going erect when some cute alien chick walked by a few minutes later. Hey, going where no man has gone before is supposed to be dangerous. You have some funerals and you get over it!

    This attitude was much less visible by the time Piccard took over command. Ensign mortality went waay down, and the few that bit it were mourned much more deeply. It's just like the Challenger thing: by TNG, people got into the mindset that interstellar space is not so dangerous after all, so they found the occasional ensign mortality appalling. They were also much better prepared to manage the risks of space. (Would Kirk have sent in a councelor to console the survivors? No way! At best, he would have sent in Scotty with some scotch!)

    Of course, by extrapolation, life on the earliest starships would have been far cheaper still. One would expect "ensign resupply busses" to be dispatched regularly to catch up with the Enterprise and replenish its staff. I mean, from technical problems alone, I would imagine a few people might die each month. The first Enterprise was not designed to take hits from most of the weapons fired on it, so naturally it would not have been as mature in terms of safety as the later models... which means, more people would have died in comparatively minor situations. The survivors would surely have the attitude: Hey, that's just what space is like.

    So I'm asking you: Why are ensign deaths so damn rare on the first Enterprise? Is this a big coverup? Are we really seeing "Enterprise propaganda?" Surely, a reasonable person cannot believe that all these interstellar freshmen really live through all those encounters with hostile and technologically superior races, riding on a ship that was designed by engineers who were merely guessing at what starships should be like, having no experience to base their designs on. I mean, come on, anybody gets on that thing is basically does so with the understanding that they will die there, probably sooner rather than later.

    So goddamn it, die already! Then build a new ship, and get a better crew (except keep Phlox, he's cool).

  112. the phrange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new series has already created some inconsisency with the star trek world. The perfect example is phrange, who appears according to TNG is piccard encounter as captain star gazer. I wonder how they will reconcil that with the new series...?

  113. Not excited by ProlificSage · · Score: 1
    I'm seriously excited for the next season of Enterprise.

    Phlox and T'Pal seem to be decent characters. Phlox is by far my favorite crew member.

    I'm a long time Trek fan, all the way back to the orginal series. However, I'm finding even I'm not excited about the next season Enterprise. Scott Bakula's acting on this series is almost as bad as William Shatner's was in TOS. Furthermore, they've got him portrayed as a bleeding-heart, sissy, save the universe type, whereas Kirk was constantly getting in fist-fights with aliens and always hooking up with the hot looking alien chicks. And Kirk's time is supposed to be 100 years *after* Enterprise. Honestly, Janeway from Voyager was more interesting. Captain Archer is a yawn.

    Maybe Bakula's character is supposed to be one of the compelling reasons for the Prime Directive, but it's not evident yet. I really hope they do some better character development this season.

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  114. Enterprise's Hilarious by Jobby · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think Enterprise is fantastic for all the reasons most of you people hate it for. Because Star Trek has, after ten movies and twenty-four seasons, discovered a sense of humour. Seriously, the theme tune is hilarious and I laugh out loud every single time I hear it. The 'sex scene' was brilliantly done, especially with the geek-boy fantasy of rubbing a voluptuous Vulcan's pointy ears. In one of the episodes the away team is going through a deserted town, and a freaking tumbleweed blows past them. And let's not forget the guest spot with Al from Quantum Leap. I mean, who's cracked a real smile at most of the recent Treks? Hmm? Neelix, funny? Data? Anybody? I suppose you could make a possible exception for Quark, but even that's pushing it.


    Compare this with Babylon 5 (all hail JMS), which can be darkly emotional and amusingly flippant with ease. For instance, when the first officer says to the captain "Good luck Captain, I think you're about to go where every man has gone before." just before he gets laid. Sci-fi should take itself less seriously once in a while. TOS had it just right - making you think while still being entertaining.


    By the way, why isn't there a Captain Debate? I'll start you off: Kirk's the best because he's not afraid to use force and he gets laid nearly every single episode. Also, he could beat any other captain in single combat with ease. And blatantly William Shatner could out-sing them too.


    He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll take his tricorder.

  115. Enterprise Sucks by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Like Neelix the actor who plays Phlox is good. But their characters are annoying and should be shoved out the nearest airlock. I thought V'ger was bad (except for 7 of 9). When I stopped thinking of it as Star Trek I could watch it. But Enterprise blows. I forced myself to watch several episodes and I kept hoping it would get better. The only one that was tolerable was the one with the Andorians and that wasn't very good.

    The only thing good on it was T'Pol and the detox gel scene. Though her name should be T'Schwing!. I think what would spice it up is have a time travel episode where T'Schwing! must hot oil wrestle Six of Nine while Captain Kirk is forced to watch while strapped to a table sans shirt.

    The turning point of the whole Trek saga had to be the amazingly asinine episode of ST:TNG when they found out their warp drive was wearing out the fabric of spacetime.

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  116. Re:Ensigns (and Space Mortality) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, keep in mind that "Star Trek" was voyaging a lot, lot farther than "Enterprise". This current ship is basically wandering around the backyard of Earth.

    Naturally there are a lot fewer dangers in the backyard than the forest.

  117. Re:Ensigns (and Space Mortality) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't seem like it. I mean, before their first shore leave they've already met the Ferenghi, the Klingons and all those fancy Suliban, and it sounds like they're about to run into the Romulans. Apart from the Borg, they're now dealing with all the major powers in the quadrant. It doesn't sound to me like they're just playing in the backyard, or if they are, they have a lot of shady company.

  118. Nitpicking by noddyholder · · Score: 1
    Billingsley (and pretty much everyone here) is right, Enterprise needs some changes. It's a good show with potential, but some serious tweaking needs to be done. But for all of that, some of the folks here are missing the big picture here.


    Back when TNG was winding down, I read a lot of the same stuff. Sniping and nitpicking about how bad the series had gotten, how the endings seemed rushed, etc. To a point, some of it was true. Remember that episode where almost everyone devolved? Unfortunately, I do. Now I read posts holding TNG up as the standard for the others in the franchise. I have to disagree.


    TNG was just like any other Trek spin-off. It started out crappy, found its legs then ran its course and ended just shy of wearing out its welcome. The first season reeked. Remember the male crew members in skirts in the background? How about the rehashes of old original series plots? TNG didn't get truly good until the third season. Same goes for DS9 and to a lesser extent Voyager.


    As for the continuity, anyone read the "Nitpickers Guide To ...." series? Those books showed that every one of the series have had more holes in them than Bonnie and Clydes death car. Plot holes, continuity errors, production screwups, etc. I dare say Babylon 5, Farscape, et al have the same problems; no one has taken the time to catalog them fully yet. No series is perfect, Trek or otherwise. But even at it's worst, Trek is still entertaining.


    Maybe it's time for the franchise to call it quits. Who knows? Personally, I'd just fire Berman and Braga and hire the folks who write the novels to do the show. Regardless, I'm going to continue to watch, let my opionions be known over at StarTrek.com and not worry about it much.

    1. Re:Nitpicking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was pleasantly surprised recently to stumble across the TNG Sunday marathons on TNT. I'd forgotten how good that show was from somewhere in season 2 to about season 5. I couldn't agree more about how bad season 1 was though, and this one should be given time to find it's legs too.

      I thought DS9 got off to the best start of any of the series, and it's first few seasons were excellent. Then it morphed into some sort of weird epic Star Wars with battles involving 1000 ships and went downhill fast. I can deal with most of the timeline variations that bug other people (Ferengi? Hey, after archiving data for a few hundred years, it would be pretty damn easy for stuff to get lost in the sheer volume) but the way they changed from a significant portion of Star Fleet (all 40 ships or whatever it was at Wolf359) getting wiped out by the Borg, to a universe where multiple fleets of hundreds and thousands of ships each could be assembled, was just a little much for me. And it completely changed the flavor of the series of one crew against the universe. Blah.

      Voyager never found it's legs, unfortunately. Not sure why--it was a good attempt at most of the things I like and just mentioned (one isolated crew doing their best) and REALLY put them out on their own. Just never clicked for some reason. Maybe it was a mistake to bring the Borg in so early there--then they had to come up with something even nastier than the Borg, find a way to let the crew handle Borg encounters when the Borg had the numerical and home-field advantages, and it just started to seem silly. Stopped watching it sometime 3rd season. Maybe it got better.

      And hopefully Enterprise will too, since it definitely needs some work. One season is to short to judge though, and TNG is prime evidence of that. While I currently prefer Farscape, and loved B5, the best of TNG is as good as anything out there.

  119. T'pol and Archer???? by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1

    The growing sexual tension between T'Pal [sic] and the Archer is kind of interesting, though often overdone.

    I think you must mean Trip (Commander Charles Tucker III) the Chief Engineer. I can't recall more than one or two scenes all season where there was any sexual tension between Captain Archer and T'pol. The infamous decontamination scene was between T'pol and Trip, for example.

  120. Re:Star Trak is seriously starting to suck in my b by shlybluz · · Score: 1

    Well,lets see here. The orginal is too campy and corny for my tastes, but the movies were semi-decent entertainment. TNG was good from about the second season on. DS9 was the same as TNG. Voyager-- well, that crew could stay lost in space for all I care; of all the series this one was the worst. Enterprise -- well, what little I've seen leads me to believe this one could run another season or two, but they need to brush up on ST history before they clash with any more of the "history". But in reality, it all boils down to the fact that there are no new plots and everything is a re-hash. You have to judge shows on how good or bad and how believable the actors are.

  121. Biggest Problem with Enterprise by Salis · · Score: 1

    Everyone is entirely too nice, virtuous, and righteous. Even in the original series, Kirk was a daredevil, an out of bounds guy. TNG and TOS made numerous references to the sordid past of the human race, even going into the space age.

    Whatever happened to the Klingon vs. UFP war that started when a bad first contact was made? Will the UFP and Romulans engage in a war? Will the Romulans have warp drive? (They shouldn't if this is their first sighting with the UFP and the writers know even a LITTLE bit about the Star Trek timeline)

    The problem is not that the writers are stretching the time line in order to make the show more exciting. The problem is that they are completely fracturing the time line in order to make as many cameo appearances of alien aliens races that have already been seen in other series (mostly TNG..not even TOS). Their cameo appearances are too boring, if you ask me, to warrant a full and complete breaking of the time line. It warrants a _total_ suspension of knowledge about most of what we have already seen of Star Trek...and if you need to do that, you've already lost half of what is cool about Star Trek.

    And, yes, TNG was the best series, but not because it had the most action or special effects or sexy characters. Its plots had the most depth, the most meaningful themes, and the most _conflict_. Conflict can come in non-action mediums, but I don't believe the writers of Enterprise know this.

    Salis

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  122. Re:Troi? Annoying?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Agreed that Troi was a HOTTIE in First Contact (aka Da Borg Movie.) ST:FC was the best movie since ST2:TWOK. My favorite scene was where she was acting drunk. :) Very much of a breakout role for her character.

    It would have been a much better scene if the director wasn't in the shot throughout. That thoroughly ruined that scene for me.
  123. Re:I happen to be pretty excited about season 2 to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. The point is that the Universal Translator has to use whatever data they have; and they don't have a hell of a lot of data yet. 2. Even though the way they handle translation is unrealistic, she's still hot (much better looking than Blah-lock).

  124. I'm not surprised it sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Jesus, what an opportunity they had - and they blewit!


    Why are you surprised? After all, they they had a huge opportunity with Voyager and look what happened to that. Think about it--lost far from home, with no way of contacting the Federation and no one to turn to for help, unknowns on all sides. . .any compatent director and team of writers could have created some world-class episodes out of that material. It could have been Homer's "Odyssey" in the 24th century. Instead we got sub-standard scripts and lack of a credible story arc. So long as the same creative team responsible for "Voyager" also handles "Enterprise," we can expect more of the same. Which is exactly why I don't bother watching anymore.