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  1. Poor MBHs on Micro-Black Holes Make Poor Planet Killers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ironically, it sucks to be them :)

  2. That's shocking! on Microsoft Plugs "Drive-By" and 14 Other Holes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They thank someone from Google for helping them spot the vulnerability! It's in the acknowledgements:

    http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/Bulletin/MS09-065.mspx

  3. Obligitory memory joke on Happy 5th Birthday To Firefox · · Score: 3, Funny

    5 years old? It's getting on a bit and I imagine its memory is starting to suffer a bit. You could almost go as far as to say that it's memory might start leaking soon.

  4. Underarms?! on Fear Detector To Sniff Out Terrorists · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And in the news today, hundreds of teenage boys were arrested under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. They were later released after it turned out they were simply wearing Axe deodorant"

  5. NIMH on Scientists Build a Smarter Rat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mrs. Frisby will be pleased...

  6. Obligitory Culture Club on Ubuntu 9.10 Officially Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Koala
    Download and install
    Download and innnnnstaaaalllllll....

  7. Obligitory on Real-LIfe Distributed-Snooping Web Game To Launch In Britain · · Score: 1

    Yes, but does it support achievements?

    Achievement unlocked : "Spot 4 graffiti artists in under a minute"

    I can see the boards on GameFAQs now...

  8. Think of the positives on Real-LIfe Distributed-Snooping Web Game To Launch In Britain · · Score: 1

    Now I can finally find out where that pretty girl who stands on my train platform lives :)

  9. OK on Aging Discovery Yields Nobel Prize · · Score: 5, Funny

    So they've changed the chromosome code to encode data using a lossless codec instead of a lossy one. Terrific, now we have to put up with people moaning about the lack of FLAC encoding in their music AND genes.

    Thanks a bunch, stupid scientists.

  10. Sitting on the fence on Wii Update 4.2 Tries (and Fails) To Block Homebrew · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We (Parallel Realities) have written a bunch of games and I was recently looking into porting these onto the DS and Wii via Homebrew, because I think people would enjoy playing them (on the move in the DS's case), so I'm all for Homebrew.

    What I am against though is modding your games machine just so you can download the games off the web without having to pay for them, which I think is what Nintendo is actually annoyed about.

    However, getting around region locking does mean that one can play games only released in Japan (or the US if you live in Europe). In this instance I could understand a gamer's frustration and why they might download it off the web (because they can't a company willing to ship overseas).

  11. Re:Why is that legal? on Wii Update 4.2 Tries (and Fails) To Block Homebrew · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone will have to confirm this for me, but I'm pretty sure that on the box of the original Xbox, it states that you don't technically own the hardware, but have been given a licence to operate it which can be withdrawn at any time (if you don't agree then don't open the box etc.)

  12. Re:DLC is great on The Nickel & Dime Generation · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'll see your scenario and raise you a more wacky one:

    Ballmer: "Is Windows Vista ready?"
    Project Manager: "Not even close"
    Ballmer: "OK, release it anyway, finish the OS later and re-sell it as a new version"
    Project Manager: "?????"
    Ballmer: "Profit"

  13. DLC is great on The Nickel & Dime Generation · · Score: 4, Funny

    for the developers:

    CEO: "Are we going to meet the release date?"
    Project Manager: "Most of the game is done, but not all the bonus maps have been completed or tested yet"
    CEO: "You'll just have to pull all nighters until it's done"
    Project Manager: "Well I was thinking that we could just release that stuff as (paid) DLC when the game launches"
    CEO: "Kind of like how you'd release a patch to fix a hideous software bug you only noticed just before game went live?"
    Project Manager: "Exactly, and that leads me to my next point..."

  14. Re:maybe they should use CAPTCHAs... on Google Buys reCAPTCHA For Better Book Scanning · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Funny you should say that

    http://mailhide.recaptcha.net/

  15. Re:First Post on Windows 7 Reintroduces Remote BSoD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me Loony Tunes that up for you:

    Wabbit Season!
    Duck Season!

    Wabbit Season!
    Duck Season!

  16. Life Imitating Art on Augmented Reality In a Contact Lens · · Score: 0

    They used this technology only a couple of months ago in Torchwood : Children of Earth

  17. It's their property? on Company Laptop, My Data — Can They Co-exist? · · Score: 1

    I was always warned about working on personal projects using work equipment. I was told that my company can claim the project as their own since I used their equipment to develop it, which sounds plausible. Where or not it's really true is another matter.

    Or was it that I shouldn't be working on personal projects during work time?

  18. Punishment? on Pirate Bay Buyer Chairman Resigns · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last week trading in GGF stock were suspended due to suspected insider trading.

    Maybe they'll make the perpetrators walk the plank.

    (Oh come on, I'm allowed to do that joke once)

  19. Pure Evil AI? Easy on Team Aims To Create Pure Evil AI · · Score: 1

    All you have to do is make it disconnect when it realises that it's losing...

  20. Re:making progress on KDE 4.3 Released · · Score: 1

    I hope so. KDE 4.2 was such a mess that I uninstalled Intrepid and went back to Hardy. Maybe 4.3 will work well in Karmic but if KPackageKit is anything to go by I'm not holding my breath.

  21. Soviet Russia on UK Plans To Monitor 20,000 Families' Homes Via CCTV · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No one is watching Big Brother in the UK anymore, so instead they're going to use the classic Soviet Russia twist:

    (takes deep breath)

    In UK, Big Brother watches you!

    Plus, Davina McCall needs something to do besides those hair colour adverts.

  22. Blackboard's patent on Blackboard Patent Invalidated By Appellate Court · · Score: 2, Funny

    A system and methods for implementing education online by providing institutions with the means for allowing the creation of courses to be taken by students online, the courses including assignments, announcements, course materials, chat and whiteboard facilities, and the like, all of which are...

    lol.

  23. Fantastic on Finally, a True Green Laser · · Score: 4, Funny

    All we need now is some true frickin' sharks and we're in business.

  24. Doubtful on SFLC Says Microsoft Violated the GPL · · Score: -1, Troll

    As true as I'd like this to sound, I doubt Microsoft would be worried about violating the GPL. They probably have so many high paid lawyers that they could drag out any court case until the end of time or until the prosecutor runs out of money to continue battling them which will probably happen first to be honest.

    Just out of interest, how many GPL violations have been successfully challenged and won?

  25. It's a photo of a painting! on New Developments In NPG/Wikipedia Lawsuit Threat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Even though I can see where the problem is since UK law is unclear in this matter, it is still a photo of a painting and will never compare to the real thing.

    I've seen loads of photos of the Mona Lisa, but does that mean if I was in the Louvre* would I not go and see it? Of course I would, because I'd want to see the genuine article.

    *It's in the Louvre isn't it?