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  1. Playing BOFH? on Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the job offer:
     
      The Head of the Group is Professor Stephen Hawking who is disabled and communicates using a computer system and speech synthesiser. If you were accepted for the post you would be responsible for maintaining and improving this computer system as well as other pieces of support equipment.
     
    #$recorded_msg_1 = Synth.Say("Good bye");
    $recorded_msg_1 = Synth.Say("Asta la vista, baby!");
    #$recorded_msg_2 = Synth.Say("Yes, please");
    $recorded_msg_2 = Synth.Say("Go ahead punk, make my day!");

    Oh... priceless!!!

  2. Re:No, because ... on Myspace to Sell MP3s From Unsigned Bands · · Score: 1

    The entertainment industry fears this like the devil.

    Why would they fear looking into the mirror anyways...

  3. Talking about DRM... FairUse4WM strips WMA/WMV on 30 Days of DRM · · Score: 1

    How about being free from WMV/WMA 10 & 11 then?

    Well just go for it -> [url]http://www.engadget.com/2006/08/25/fairuse4wm -strips-windows-media-drm/[/url]

    Dodge this Microsoft! ;)

  4. All I have to say is... on Cloned Beef Coming Soon? · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... I'M TIRED OF THOSE M***FU***RS BEEF CLONES IN THOSE M****FU****RS TAKE AWAYS!

    Beef Clones on a Take Away, next summer in a cinema near you!

    (i'm not yelling stupid lameness filter!)

  5. In case you are interested... on The Problems of Web Surfing in Public Places · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have this 20 rolls of tinfoil in my basement...

    And people call *ME* paranoid :)

  6. Don't blame piracy... on Snakes on The Net Fail to Put Butts in the Seats · · Score: 1

    Blame Canada!

  7. The question: Money vs. Patents vs. The people on First Phase of AIDS Vaccine Trials Successful · · Score: 1

    Are we going to see this kind of vaccine deployed where it's mostly needed, in the poor african countries that cannot afford to pay by the nose for it? I don't think so... and if some of those 3rd world countries who happen to have the technology to fabricate it when it's done dare to do so (as Brazil has been doing for a long time with many anti HIV drugs) the pharmaceutical industry will go mental. You know... first the money, our patents, then, if it's reeeeally necessary the well-being of others.

  8. From TFA... on Eavesdropping on a Botnet · · Score: 1

    "The lesson? Don't get infected in the first place"

    Oh, *R*E*A*L*L*Y*? Gotta love some ppl aproach to security articles :/ *grin*

  9. Torrent link on New Version of Mac OS X Leopard Leaked · · Score: 3, Informative
  10. Wheeee! on New Version of Mac OS X Leopard Leaked · · Score: 0

    Yes! That was the reason I was waiting for to pay for my swedish IP! Ladies and gentleman, start your torrents!

  11. This reminds me this... on OS Router Challenges Proprietary Networking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... interesting article on TechWorld: A reality check for open source routing.

  12. Some piece of information on the refered username on UK Street Crime Rise Blamed on iPods · · Score: 3, Informative

    Glesga Kiss is a Glasgow slang for headbutt, also known as glasgow kiss ;)

  13. Re:Old news on How to Win on Ebay: Snipe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slashdot. News for the amnesiac, stuff that mattered.

  14. Re:In other news . . . on How to Win on Ebay: Snipe · · Score: 1

    They probably got tired of being outbided so the study ;)

  15. Re:unnamed business on Microsoft Confirms Excel Zero-Day Attack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes... I do... Please refer to the attached xls spreadsheet for more info. ;)

  16. Busines oportunity! on Heat, Whine, and Now Yellow MacBooks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmmmm... I have the urge to start a new company selling latex gloves with the apple logo printed on them. "iGloves"

  17. Neither... on Macs May No Longer Be Immune to Viruses · · Score: 1

    ... Duke Nuken Forever will go gold first!

  18. But... on Overclocking the Super Nintendo · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    ... does it run Linux? ;)

  19. Oh... forget it's a dup... on Microsoft Ends IE on the Mac · · Score: -1, Redundant

    ...let's see the bashing :)

  20. Digg vs Dot on Hard Drive Window · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Digg vs Dot is a simple website that was put together to highlight the act of crossposting articles among two very popular sites, digg.com and Slashdot.org.

    Points are scored in the following manner:

    +3 for first post
    +1 for ties (within 50 min)
    -1 ripping off the title & url.

    Have a look at the scores :)

  21. Don't mind it's a dupe... on Microsoft's Answer to Google Base · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... I'm here only to see the bashing :)

  22. Remembered me of... on Microsoft Invents A 'Play-Once Only' DVD · · Score: 1

    Two guys were out on camping

    Guy 1: Did you bring the matches?
    Guy 2: Yes. Here.
    Guy 1: Fuck, they don't work!
    Guy 2: How come? I've tested all of them before we left!

  23. Human Expression on U.S. Insists On Keeping Control Of Internet · · Score: 1

    I did say it should be changed? No. I've just poited out that the parent poster have a totaly wrong idea about what's worth on the Net. There is no such a thing like "i've build it, its *MINEEEE*" when you are talking about something that is much, much more than a bunch of cabling and servers, it's a record of the human expression on our era.

  24. Carte Blanche? on U.S. Insists On Keeping Control Of Internet · · Score: 1

    > when it doesn't do what the US wants
    > (e.g. give them carte blanche to invade a few countries)

    Since when they need one?

  25. North Americans on U.S. Insists On Keeping Control Of Internet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm writing this in english so you can understand but are you aware that people speak french, spanish, portuguese etc... are you aware that the Internet is what it is becouse all those people can reach each other? It's a privilege for all of us, Americans included, that it is that way. Being the birth place of the Internet gives you no "right" upon it and even if it did the Net nowadays is nothing without its diversity. Want it for yourself? Okdokey then, let the rest of the world firewall the US out. New nameservices would arise, new backbones, new infraistructure. This things can be replaced. I wonder if you can replace the rest of the world and all the diversity it has.

    And yes, I really don't give a damn if any "offended" American mod me troll, I'm saying the truth, you like it or not.