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Cloned Beef Coming Soon?

An anonymous reader writes "According to this article at Popular Science cloned beef may be coming soon. It talks about using meat within 48 hours of slaughter to allow cloning the best possible specimens, something that is not possible to determine while the animal is still alive. Apparently only 1 in 8000 animals is truly the best. Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal. That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is."

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  1. I, for one... by jrobinson5 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...welcome our new cloned beef overlords.

    1. Re:I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmm....cloned beef on rye.

    2. Re:I, for one... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1
      Apparently only 1 in 8000 animals is truly the best.

      I bet this explains the 1 in 8000 people who claims to have been kidnapped by a flying saucer, and then woken up with mysterious bruises and puncture marks. Somewhere in the universe there's a Z'anHa Oon Arby's advertising delicious Roast Sapien. And their shakes aren't bad either.

    3. Re:I, for one... by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

      mmmm Philly cloned steak sandwich.

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  2. works for everything! by Aurisor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I browsed through an old story, found the first post, and cloned it.

  3. Tofu? by ZiakII · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal.

    They have that its called Tofu.... honestly I don't see how you could "grow" meat.

    1. Re:Tofu? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That would require a lot of genetic engineering... I don't claim to be an expert on such things, but basically you'd have to eliminate the genes that grow everything but the meat. Then you'd have to give it sustenance somehow so it would grow.

      Of course, it would still be "alive" before killing it but just as much as plants are.

    2. Re:Tofu? by awing0 · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Tofu? by trolleymusic · · Score: 1

      Isn't meat just a collection of groups of cells? So I guess it would be like just growing a blob with no brain or nervous system just muscle and flesh etc... While we're not there yet I guess this would be an offshoot of the same technology used to grow people new organs and skin (if that ends up being possible).

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    4. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You've never heard of VAT meat? Coming soon to a dinner table near you.
      http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3208

      PS. Tofu rocks.

    5. Re:Tofu? by tentimestwenty · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal.

      Personally, I would love to see us progress to the point where cows are well fed, happy and healthy. The meat will taste better, we'll be healthier and there's less cruelty to the cows. I would never eat meat grown in a lab.

    6. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I would never eat meat grown in a lab.
      Interesting. Why not?
    7. Re:Tofu? by Verteiron · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why not?

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    8. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmmmmmmm..... goldfish....

      goldfish!?!?!?!

      DO'H!

    9. Re:Tofu? by hcob$ · · Score: 1
      Personally, I would love to see us progress to the point where cows are well fed, happy and healthy. The meat will taste better, we'll be healthier and there's less cruelty to the cows. I would never eat meat grown in a lab. We already have this, although it originated in Japan. It's called Kobe Beef. Only, its one of the most expensive meats on the planet.
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    10. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Less cruelty to the animal, until we kill them so that we can eat them. If I had a choice between meat grown in a lab or meat from an animal, I'd choose the lab. At the moment I eat meat once every 2 or 3 weeks, usually in social situations, and often regret it.

      If the meat in the end is identical, why would you not eat the lab meat?

    11. Re:Tofu? by Bombcar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think he's thinking more like Bob's invention!

      http://angryflower.com/vegeta.gif

    12. Re:Tofu? by heinousjay · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Your self-righteousness is exceeded only by your pompous assitude.

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    13. Re:Tofu? by Korin43 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe I'm missing something, but isn't eating meat entirely natural?

    14. Re:Tofu? by AP2k · · Score: 0

      Actually tofu is a bean. Regardless, it is possible to take a piece of ones skin, feed it some chemicals in a beaker, and it will grow more skin. Perhaps one day we may be able to take living flesh and make it grow too?

    15. Re:Tofu? by jellybear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tofu's good, but I hate it when people try to turn tofu into some bastardized meat. Tofu is tofu. It's not beef, or pork, or any other meat. It's just what it is. And it's good.

    16. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does 'natural' mean?

      If you mean "occurs in nature", then yes, but no less so than killing people, and no less so than slavery was considered natural until very recently in the USA -- and some will still tell you it's "natural".

    17. Re:Tofu? by Dahamma · · Score: 2, Funny

      Leela: "Animals eat other animals. It's nature."
      Free Waterfall Junior: "No it isn't. We taught a lion to eat tofu."
      Lion: *cough* *pause* *cough*

    18. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I would never eat meat grown in a lab."

      Even if it's indistinguishable in every way from old-fashioned meat?

      Do you seriously find it preferable to raise and slaughter a probably sentient lifeform, rather than eat identical meat that was created as a product of science? I'd like to understand your reasoning for this.

    19. Re:Tofu? by sunwukong · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would love to see us progress to the point where cows are well fed, happy and healthy.

      It would probably be more economic to just grow vat people with simple feeding requirements and a finger to push the factory button. That way the upper class could more efficiently use their vast resources to maintain their inefficient, old-fashioned naturally-grown selves ...

    20. Re:Tofu? by dan828 · · Score: 1

      Intresting, but the technique described sounds pretty unworkable for any kind of industrial production-- it takes a week to grow the harvested tissue 14% and it sounds like you'd end up using a good amount of FBS (which can run as high as $1/ml). Plus FBS is an extremely rich medium which bacteria just love, in order to grow tissue cultures in it it has to be absolutely sterile. Everything used to manipulate the tissue, measure and dispense the FBS, and the container you are going to do the growing in has to be sterile. And then all of your work has to be done in an "clean" workspace (usually a laminar flow hood). You're talking some big $$$ for not much return

      It won't be long before it becomes fairly trivial, so far is production goes, to grow meat in the lab as is being suggested, but it will be a long time before it's cheaper to produce in the lab than it is to just grow it on a cow. Maybe there will be a market for $2000 grown-in-the-lab steaks, but I don't see it being a very large market.

    21. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no less so than slavery was considered natural

      Bullshit.

      Humans could've survived the past millenium without enslaving each other. They could not have survived without the consumption of meat.

    22. Re:Tofu? by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They have that its called Tofu....


      I've tasted steak, and I've tasted tofu, and they are not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination.


      honestly I don't see how you could "grow" meat.


      I honestly don't see how they can pack a billion transistors onto a chip the size of my thumbnail, but somehow they do it anyway... fortunately human progress is not limited by the scope of any one individual's imagination.

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    23. Re:Tofu? by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Maybe I'm missing something, but isn't eating meat entirely natural?


      Only if you venture out into the wild armed with nothing but a spear and a loincloth, hunt down the animal, and stuff yourself with its still-warm raw flesh at the site of the kill.


      If, on the other hand, you rely on an army of strangers to grow captive animals in large, overcrowded, stinking buildings, feed them massive doses of antibiotics to keep the inevitable disease outbreaks in check, fatten them up with genetically engineered hormones and "interesting" feed materials (including, up until recently, the nastier parts of their deceased compatriots), butcher them on an assembly line, then wrap the results in petroleum-based film to be delivered to local grocery store for you to buy.... then no, that's not very natural at all.


      I'm a meat eater myself -- but I don't kid myself about my diet being "natural" in any sense of the word.

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    24. Re:Tofu? by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Funny
      Why not?
      The health inspectors keep mentioning "lab rats" in their reports.
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    25. Re:Tofu? by MuzzonoAmi · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's no different than the Tissue Engineering that is being worked on for medical purposes right now, except it involves the relatively challenging task of culturing tissue whose cells don't divide under normal circumstances (muscle).

    26. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occurs in nature or occurs naturally without outside influence. I'd say that animals have been eating animals since animals came into existence. Humans seem to be the only animals that are genetically "tuned" or capable or eating other animals that are against it. Sorry, I am not a biology person so I do not know the lingo but an example would be goats, their stomaches are designed for eating plants. I have ducks and they eat their own eggs on occasion, it does not seem to bother them and I don't think those ducks are considered an outcast or a freaks by the other ducks. I would think that a cow being slauthered in a controlled manner at a processing plant is more humane then me out there trying to do it myself with a shotgun. Same with most animals. A fox may kill a goose without regard to any young that may be left behind unprotected and not capable of sustaining themselves, a processing plant does not do that.

      I guess humans being "higher" forms of life may consider natural in nature to not be natural for them though. To each his own.

    27. Re:Tofu? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I've tasted steak, and I've tasted tofu, and they are not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination.

      Yeah, Tofu is a lot better.

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    28. Re:Tofu? by yincrash · · Score: 1

      What exactly is "genetically engineered hormones"?

    29. Re:Tofu? by mrbcs · · Score: 1

      I eat beef raised by my local butcher. No hormones, no feedlot. Best beef I ever had. I love Alberta!

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    30. Re:Tofu? by K8Fan · · Score: 1
      I would never eat meat grown in a lab.

      Something this revolutionary in biology has a significant "ick factor". But you'll get over it. At some point, probably within the next ten years, most fast food burgers will be be vat grown meat. Either that, or vegatables will be genetically modified to enhance their "meaty" qualities. Take an eggplant or a shitake mushroom and add genes to produce beef proteins. I'm willing to accept either. Every farmed animal, fruit and vegatable we eat currently is the result of endless "slow" genetic modification...I don't see how speeding that modification up makes the result less palatable.

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    31. Re:Tofu? by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      I dunno. NASA grows fish tissue in a nutrient solution with the aid of a mushroom protein. The technique has been applied to growing beef muscle tissue as well, though the texture's wrong.

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    32. Re:Tofu? by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      mer mer mer... did you say 'prime rib'?

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    33. Re:Tofu? by Fordiman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, if it's cooked rare and made of cow muscle.

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    34. Re:Tofu? by pacc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal.

      Personally, I would love to see us progress to the point where cows are well fed, happy and healthy. The meat will taste better, we'll be healthier and there's less cruelty to the cows. I would never eat meat grown in a lab.

      Why can't we just breed cows without brains, wouldn't that end all ethical issues.

    35. Re:Tofu? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      the technique described sounds pretty unworkable for any kind of industrial production-- it takes a week to grow the harvested tissue 14%

      It takes a week to grow live cattle 2%. That's almost an order of magnitude advantage for the in-vitro version. The big advantage though, would be if you could scale it to continuous production - pump nutrients in one end and slice slabs of beef off the other.

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    36. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. See here. Some things are more difficult if one is a vegetarian (by which I mean one who does not eat animal flesh), but it is patently false that it was not possible to be a vegetarian before now. We'd have survived just fine. We just would have eaten differently.

      And even if it were true, which I dispute, I doubt you would want really want to assent to the notion that "anything that was necessary to our survival in the past should be continued forever, even if no longer necessary for our survival."

    37. Re:Tofu? by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      What exactly is "genetically engineered hormones"?


      Linky

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    38. Re:Tofu? by kajl_astaroth · · Score: 1

      When science can create a prime rib roast or [insert meat type], I'm in. Otherwise, an invention for some meat substitute or some fabricated muscle cell matrix, I couldn't care less about. Good if it feeds unfed people, but I won't ever likely be paying for it.

    39. Re:Tofu? by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      You can. The concept is not new, however I believe most practical headway in developing it is quite recent.

      There were even two recent /. articles about this.

      Large Scale Production of Artificial Meat
      Space Meat Coming to your Kitchen

    40. Re:Tofu? by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      If you like something which feels like rubber and tastes like nothing yes. Anyway face it, if everyone would just eat meatless only, first of all most of us would be way less healthy, but even worse, given the diet and the number of people we would run into a huge problem cropwise, this would call for another environmental desaster. Id say meat yes, but we have to get rid of the industrial meat production we have which is the root of all evil. (well the root of the evil is the financial issues which drove the industrial meat production)

    41. Re:Tofu? by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Tofu isn't meat, it has the consistency and taste of jelly.

    42. Re:Tofu? by Tychon · · Score: 1

      You're correct in that our diet is unnatural -- if we were still living in a pre-bronze era. For today's society, eating raw meat from a creature you just killed wouldn't only be unnatural, it would be considered something only a savage or lunatic would do. Or maybe a person who's stranded, but nonetheless, something you'd try to not do too often.

      I disagree with the concept of "naturalness" being solely based on how things were before we really used our brains. The number one benefit to being human is our brain, giving us a virtually limitless resourcefulness. Suggesting that it's unnatural to use our evolutionary benefits is in itself unnatural.

    43. Re:Tofu? by rundgren · · Score: 1

      Maybe we'd have survived the last millennium on vegetables, but without meat we wouldn't have become humans. The ironic thing is this: To become humans we have needed easy access to large amounts of protein to be able to evolve a big brain which makes us intelligent enough to have empathy which makes us wonder if it's OK to eat other animals.. (what a sentence....) But it's true

    44. Re:Tofu? by goarilla · · Score: 1

      i smoke weed everyday
      Crap i ment to say ... we eat meat daily

      yesterday it was cow, the day before that it was turkey :@ damn
      how i hate turkey
      and the day before that it was horse which was delicious

    45. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, you eat meat in America, then. The rest of the world are stricter about their food.

    46. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because it's probably NOT identical.

    47. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plants are people, too, buddy. Don't be barbaric - stop eating living things.

    48. Re:Tofu? by delire · · Score: 1

      Here are a few valid reasons for moving to lab grown meat.

      The maintenance of cows for purposes of eating is the drives a massive proportion of the Earth's deforestation. Ironically, while cows themselves take up a lot of space, it's their food which takes up more, and that food is generally a crop of soya. This land could otherwise be reforested (much of the Brazilian rainforest has been levelled for the purpose of North America's meat markets) and we'd have more air to breathe.

      Cow herds reduce the quality of the earth they live on dramatically. This is the source, all over the world, of landslides and polluted waterways

      Methane-emitting cow shit is directly attributed to a significant proportion of the ozone layer's decay. Absurd, but true.

      Finally, it is not possible to give cows the happy and healthy life you're talking about at the rate the world wishes to consume them. They have to be stuffed into small spaces and pumped with metabolically maddening hormones to be grown up and slaughtered in time for the next checkout sale. Instead adult and child cows are stuffed into trucks, led off those trucks into the factory where they'll be slain, partially stunned with either a knock to the head (or a large electric shock), hooks are often inserted between the tendon and the shin and they're swung up sidedown and their throat is slit. This is something I've seen first hand.

      No matter how you look at it, the life of a cow - and all other animals industrialised for eating by Humans - in the 21st century is a very sad one. Eating meat directly funds a hell of alot of misery. Either raise and kill the animal you eat with your own hands (from experience, this changes your perspective on meat and its industrialisation considerably) or simply eat meat grown in a Lab.

      The latter is by far the saner.

    49. Re:Tofu? by farmerj · · Score: 1
      Not to nitpick with you too much, but a couple of points:

      First not all livestock are housed all year around.
      In many parts of the world livestock are only houses during the winter period of the year or during periods of low grass growth

      I'm not sure about the animal health regulations in other parts of the World, but in Europe there are very strict animal heath regulations. Feeding of antibiotics is not allowed, growth hormones are not allowed. Meat and bone meal (the main 'interesting' feed material) is banned for many years now.

      There is a middle ground between mass feed lot type farming systems and the organic approach.
      Here in Ireland we produce about 10 times the beef that is consumed in the country. Most of this beef is produced predominantly from grass. The animals are housed only during the winter months of the year when soil conditions are unsuitable and grass growth is too low. In some other parts of the world the animals are never indoors at all.

      The Irish system is fairly extensive i.e. grazing area per animal and most farms are under 100 head of stock. Not really what you'd call a factory type system.

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    50. Re:Tofu? by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Then why not take the next step and only grow the parts needed for food production? It would be much more efficient. I for one don't see why lab-grown meat would be so awful compared to meat grown in a farm. A lab is a much cleaner environment IMO...

    51. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we'd have survived the last millennium on vegetables, but without meat we wouldn't have become humans. The ironic thing is this: To become humans we have needed easy access to large amounts of protein to be able to evolve a big brain which makes us intelligent enough to have empathy which makes us wonder if it's OK to eat other animals.. (what a sentence....) But it's true

      It's a myth that meat provides large amounts of protein (the protein is there but our bodies don't use as much as you'd think). Plant sources of protein are much more effectively digested.

      I think humans have evolved to live off of whatever their environment is, hence the ability to eat meat when necessary or subsist completely off of plant (and fungi) sources if possible.

    52. Re:Tofu? by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2, Funny

      No argument here, tofu is superb. The real question is "what for" because edible, it is not.

    53. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a myth at all. The plant sources widely available in Africa, circa a very long time ago, are not high-protein. The animals are.

    54. Re:Tofu? by Brad+Eleven · · Score: 1

      Anything to eliminate those mile-wide mounds of self-igniting, non-extinguishable mounds of manure produced by feed lots.

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    55. Re:Tofu? by Nutria · · Score: 1
      And it's good.

      If tasteless white curd is your thing, then yes, it is good.

      If, OTOH, you like flavor and texture, then tofu is not so good. It's a good additive/extender, though. Fresh fruit, coconut & tiny-cubed tofu is delicious.

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    56. Re:Tofu? by east+coast · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you like something which feels like rubber and tastes like nothing yes.

      Ah, one of those people whose eaten some new-agers "tofu cooked in seasame seed oil" dish? If that's the only way you've ever eaten tofu (or soy, call it what you will) than what you've done is the same thing as killing a cow and eating the first bit of meat you can get from it raw. Tofu plays a part in a lot of food stuff that you'd never know in the form of TVP. I (and millions of others) have eaten thigns made with TVP that if you weren't told otherwise, would never guess it was tofu (you'd probably not be able to tell that it wasn't meat, infact). This isn't your grandmothers tofu anymore.

      first of all most of us would be way less healthy

      Care to back that up with a bit of fact?

      given the diet and the number of people we would run into a huge problem cropwise, this would call for another environmental desaster.

      If you don't happen to know much about biology let me let you in on a little fact: Meat comes from animals that eats.... CROPS! Yes indeed, billions of acres of grown foodstuff (ie: plant matter) is fed to aminals to produce meat! Wow! This is a big discovery to some, I know, but the bottom line is that by eating the grown plant matter directly you don't have the issues of waste associated with feeding and raising cattle and the like. Why is this a fact that eludes so many "intelligent" people?

      Believe me, I've dealt with all these sorry excuses for meat eating. If you don't like being vegetarian that's fine but don't make shit up so that you can feel better about it.

      In all honesty, I really don't beat on people for being meat eaters, my earlier comment was meant to be funny more than anything else, but when they make shit up to support their lifestyle it pisses me off.

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    57. Re:Tofu? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      Meh. If Man weren't meant to shop at supermarkets, he wouldn't have had a big brain. And if Man were not meant to eat meat, it wouldn't be so darned tasty. Who's to say that the world we live in isn't merely a natural result of evolution?

    58. Re:Tofu? by Politburo · · Score: 1

      False dichotomy anyone?

      Yeah, factory farming is fucked up. But that doesn't mean the only "natural" way to eat meat is to hunt it yourself (while half-naked, to boot).

      Cooking food does not make the food inherently un-natural. After all, think about how many vegtables (and fungi) are cooked before eating them, but we don't consider that to be un-natural in the least.

    59. Re:Tofu? by foxxo · · Score: 1

      Any particular reason? A molecule is a molecule. I don't give a shit where my protein comes from as long as it keeps binding to my cell receptors.

    60. Re:Tofu? by straybullets · · Score: 1

      honestly I don't see how you could "grow" meat.

      It's coming . They do it already .

      My guess tho is that the "final product", once "processed" with the apropriate "barbecue taste" chemicals is not going to taste too good.

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    61. Re:Tofu? by jusdisgi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Only if you venture out into the wild armed with nothing but a spear and a loincloth, hunt down the animal, and stuff yourself with its still-warm raw flesh at the site of the kill.

      So, the spear is natural? And the loincloth? Sounds to me like if you want to cordon off human use of technology (the stinking buildings, the trade with strangers, etc.) then you'd have to take us all the way back to being fruit-eating "gatherers" rather than "hunter-gatherers" that used teamwork, communication, and technology. This means taking us back to before the homonids branched off from the other primates.

      I think that's rather silly. What makes the "homo-" family so successful it its natural mental ability to work together and produce technology that allows more efficient expansion. Whether that's a spear, atlatl, wheat (Did you know that for the last 8000 years wheat has been domestic only? That is, it will not grow or spread on its own, and is entirely dependant on humans?), farming, or corporate slaughterhouses, it all seems natural to me.

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    62. Re:Tofu? by ElectricRook · · Score: 1

      The amount of benefit we recieve from the animals themselves is quite large too. 90% of them live on semi-arid range land that is not suitable for other farming (too rocky, arid, steep). Cattle eat stuff we cannot use otherwise, not just large amounts of maize, which we can grow very cheaply, but cannot get some vitimans without converting the maize to masa (corn tortilla flour). Cattle eat lots of agricultural by-products, such as orange peels, bakery waste, spent beer grain, etc. Cattle and sheep eat grasses that are the only viable crop where we raise them. Now some folks will complain that we should not raise animals for slaughter, but the reality is that we evolved with a symbiotic relationship with these animals. So I contend that if someone has a better "intelligent design" than a symbiotic relationship with livestock. Then use the scientific method, not just say "we can just...". As an aside, most folks with an aversion to livestock are not food producers, which I have been. With the global economy, any time a wealthy country reduces the amount of food they produce, the shortage causes prices to rise in a poor country, and someone there starves.

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    63. Re:Tofu? by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

      Only if you venture out into the wild armed with nothing but a spear and a loincloth, hunt down the animal, and stuff yourself with its still-warm raw flesh at the site of the kill.

      So when beef jerky was invented something like 500 years ago, eating meat became unnatural?

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    64. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't argue any fact here since I'm AC right now but I've eaten a lot of Tofu products and the only diference is the box and how far people go to delude themselves that it tastes different.

      Truthfully I never understood why vegetarians try and imitate other foods anyway if your a vegetarian just be a vegetarian. Eating a nice plate of vegetables is a lot less wierd than a tofurky or a garden burger.

    65. Re:Tofu? by fullmetal55 · · Score: 1

      hmm, I've been to many cattle ranches, never seen a large overcrowded stinking building full of cows... i've seen pastures with tons of cows. mostly huddled together since they're social animals. and tend to herd naturally. spending most of their day eating grass... however they are fed a feed as well, and sure sometimes it contains antibiotics, but thats when they're sick, not for any other purpose. because just like people cows get sick too, and never giving them antibiotics would be like never giving a sick person antibiotics. the feed is usually just a combination of grains. usually designed to give a good combination of fat and protein. again depending on the health of the animals. the ranchers i know are more concerned about their cattle's health than their own. after all, the cows are their livelyhood, and if they don't produce good quality cattle the price drops and their profits drop. So you have to eat all food raw to be "natural" how long does a practice have to be done by a species before it is considered "natural" 1000 years? 2000? 5000? we've been cooking and slaughtering meat for millenia. since the discovery of fire, we've learned that "meat... Fire... Good!" all we've done since then is agriculturalize meat, then industrialize meat...

    66. Re:Tofu? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Wow. You, sir, sure do have your rhetoric down pat. PETA pamphlets?

    67. Re:Tofu? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I don't understand the need to make 'meat replacements', like those awful soy sausages. If you're a vegetarian/vegan, why would you want an imitation of the taste and form of a dead animal?

      I'd be really interested to know if there's an answer, because most of the vegetarians/vegans I know (including myself) have some kind of ideology behind it, and/or dislike the taste and texture of meat. I imagine if someone was forced to avoid meat due to medical reasons would like a replacement, but I don't know if this has realistically happened. On the other hand I do know cases where doctors recommend vegetarians to start eating meat.

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    68. Re:Tofu? by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      All our beef is range raised here (new mexico). The meat is 10x better than the crap you would get on the east coast.

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    69. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, sure it is, that's why 99.9% of the human population can't chase down a chicken, rabbit, goat, or naturally bred cow or sheep, in an open plain...
      And we can't kill them with our bare hands, can't kill them with out teeth, and most people would find the thought of ripping apart an animal with our mouths, to be quite disgusting.

      You eat meat because sick humans decided it was 'normal'. You also drink cows' milk because you've been brainwashed into thinking it's 'normal'. Why not horses' milk, or elephants' milk, or cats' milk? Why don't you drink human milk and have it on your cornflakes?

      Humans aren't meant to eat ANY animal products, that's why incidents of cancer and heart disease are higher in non-vegans, than vegans.

      I really hope this mass produced meat becomes a reality - it will cost much less than 'real' meat to produce, and will stop billions (that's BILLIONS, not millions) of animals from being put through hell, just so stupid people can make themselves ill by eating them.

      No doubt, because it's cheaper, idiots will also claim that 'real' meat tastes nicer, and will try to create a market for it. Except the factory grown mass produced meat won't have worms and tumours in it...

      At the end of it all, it's obviously completely unnatural to eat meat - and all it takes to realise this is about ten minutes of your life, after which you can save thousands of animals from being tortured and then murdered in the most awful ways imaginable.

      Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

    70. Re:Tofu? by shawb · · Score: 1

      This sounds pretty close to "not an animal." Yes, it starts with a sample from an animal, usually a cow. It currently also needs animal products which do not necesarilly come from slaughtering the animal, but it will in theory become more and more possible and then eventually cost effective to find synthetic replacements for these compounds.

      This product might fall under the "really creepy" category for most people, but carries minimal animal suffering. I really don't think the majority of people would mind this product, as long as the taste/texture is good (not even necesarilly identical to "traditional" meat) and the price is not much more than traditional cheap meat

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    71. Re:Tofu? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      If you're a vegetarian/vegan, why would you want an imitation of the taste and form of a dead animal?

      Some people are not vegetarian/vegan but are looking to cut down their meat consumption for reasons of health or environmental impact. If a meat-like Boca burger helps that, I'd call it a positive step, even if I find them too much like ground charred cow flesh to eat.

      On the other hand I do know cases where doctors recommend vegetarians to start eating meat.

      And it was only a few decades ago that doctors suggested taking up cigarette smoking to some patients.

      Your avergage doctor knows fsck-all about nutrition.

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    72. Re:Tofu? by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Seconded. I HATE when someone tries to foist "natural" foods on me.

      "Why should I eat it?" "Because it's natural!" "So...?" "...So it's better!"

      I'm really not that interested where it came from. I'm more concerned about the relevant end-product which is all I ever see or deal with. If the chemicals have a negative effect on me, then it's bad. If the chemicals have a positive effect on me, then it's good! But just calling it "natural" means nothing to me.

      And really, humans naturally evolved, naturally developed technology, and are now naturally applying technology with natural materials to create...artifical foods? *roll eyes* How is this less "natural". The term has no bearing on the quality of the food. Talk to me about the difference in the product's properties and pricing, "natural" doesn't really tell me anything.

    73. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're concerned with slaughtering potentially intelligent life forms... well, feel free to eat as much chicken as you want. Those things are STUPID. On the other hand, I don't see why Abrahamic religions label pigs as dirty and not chickens... yeah. Chickens eat their own waste, pigs avoid it.

    74. Re:Tofu? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      How does garden burger imitate anything? Oh, so now if it's in the form of a "burger" it should be meat? Get real.

      Many people are vegetarian for many reasons and normally it has very little to do with how meat tastes. Infact, to be 100% honest with you most people who I know who do the Boca and Morningstar "thing" actually aren't vegetarians but rather people looking to cut down on fats/cholesterol for health reasons.

      So what's the harm?

      And it's far from being deluded since I have tricked non-vegs with certain TVPs. Note the "certain" word, most TVP isn't really dressed up as a fake meat. But that's probably another part of it you're missing is thinking that all TVP is meant to be a "fake meat". Most TVPs aren't meant to actually taste like a meat at all, but coming from someone who automatically associates "burger" with meat I guess that doesn't make much sense. Go figure.

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    75. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Feeding of antibiotics is not allowed

      Slight caveat... in most of the developed world antibiotics are given to sick animals to help them get better quicker and with less long term damage. However, the countries you are referring to don't allow the constant feeding of antibiotics to promote faster growth, and animals are generally not allowed to be slaughtered and sent to market for a certain time after administering antibiotics so their body can naturally eliminate the antibiotics and metabolites, as well as allowing the natural bacterial flora to reestablish itself, hopefully preventing transmission of antibiotic resistant bacteria.

      I assumes that's what you meant by "feeding antibiotics" as opposed to "giving antibiotics" but I wouldn't assume that most people know that.

    76. Re:Tofu? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      You *do* realize the BGH is used in milk cows, not beef cows, right?

    77. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What exactly is "genetically engineered hormones"?

      It's simple. You have natural hormones that occur in nature and you have genetically engineered hormones that are created in labs. Maybe you're not familiar with rBGH.
    78. Re:Tofu? by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Care to back that up with a bit of fact?

      Well, unless you're educated in eating a vegetarian diet, it can be very easy to become deficient in certain important nutrients. Getting enough protein, for example, can be tricky, and vitamin B12 is naturally only found in animal products (though it can be acquired in certain fortified foods, as well, not to mention vitamin suppliments).

      Point being, people can't just magically switch to a vegetarian diet. It takes education and a fair bit of work to do it properly, which is why I always groan when I hear about people deciding to "become vegetarian" without doing any research beforehand.

    79. Re:Tofu? by artgeeq · · Score: 1

      Speaking as a person who gave up eating cows and pigs due to adverse effects from the hormones added, I would definitely be concerned. There will always be a small group of people who will be affected adversely by what I would call "articial food" just as some people tend to have more adverse side effects of medications.

      I am reminded, also, of growing up when my grandmother would serve me cow brains for breakfast. What if we cloned cows with the best brains? Would they turn around, become sentient, and start eating us? I wonder ...

    80. Re:Tofu? by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 1

      Or breed cow where you could lop off a steak and it would grow back next season. How cool would it be to harvest a couple of loins from a cow each year. None of that waiting for the calf to grow.

    81. Re:Tofu? by farmerj · · Score: 1
      Quite correct.

      I was referring to feeding antibiotics in the context that the OP had refereed to it, as in added to all feed that is consumed by the animal whether required or not.
      I should elaborated that antibiotics and other medicines are strictly controlled. Animal antibiotics are prescription only, as in a vet had to prescribe it (may or may not have seen the individual animal).
      Full records of all medicines administrated have to he kept and as you say, for some animal medicines such as antibiotics, there is a minimum statuary withdrawal period before the animal can be slaughtered and enter the human food chain.

      Thank you for clarifying the issue.

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    82. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. You, sir, sure do have your rhetoric down pat. PETA pamphlets?

      You got me wrong. The only thing I know about PETA is they are way too extreme. I eat meat (though have been vegetarian diets before for several years) because it tastes good and some types of meat are nutricious (though certainly not necessary). But I don't fool myself into thinking that plant sources are not better. Do the research before you go and act like a typical defensive meat eater.

      Care to actually argue rather than personal attack?

    83. Re:Tofu? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      I imagine if someone was forced to avoid meat due to medical reasons would like a replacement, but I don't know if this has realistically happened. On the other hand I do know cases where doctors recommend vegetarians to start eating meat.
      Eh. It's happened to me. My body has never responded well to digesting meat; I get very sick if I try to eat beef or pork, and I get extremely uncomfortable (let's just say I spend alot of time in the bathroom) if I eat any kind of poultry.

      I generally feel healthier eating a vegetarian diet, but I don't get enough protein (it's pretty hard for vegetarians to get enough protein..) so the soy-based stuff is a nice replacement. Plus I like them.

      That said, I do periodically eat chicken, a)because I still worry I don't get enough protein and b)it's pretty hard to find a decent meal at a restaurant that doesn't have meat in it (although that has been getting better recently). And I just put up with the bathroom discomfort.

      I've never had any kind of ideology for being vegetarian; and aside from a few specific reasons, I don't think vegetarianism as a moral ideology makes much sense. The one argument that has ever made sense to me is people who don't eat meat because they don't like how the animals are raised - that has more to do with how the animal is treated, and less to do with minding that it gets killed for food.
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    84. Re:Tofu? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Well, unless you're educated in eating a vegetarian diet, it can be very easy to become deficient in certain important nutrients.

      While it's a valid point let's be honest, most people probably eat an unbalanced diet. Vegetarians are more likely to be educated in dietary science than non because of all the crap we hear about "vegetarians being unhealthy". I would think that you would groan more about the McDonalds crowd that have the "devil may care" attitude above that of the over zealous n00b vegetarian. The fact that someone is making a dietary change would make them more likely to research it than the people who think that "i've been doing it for years, it must work" attitude that goes on.

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    85. Re:Tofu? by farmerj · · Score: 1
      You make it sound like the crops used to feed livestock could be directly used to feed humans, not quite true.

      Worldwide the main feed for livestock is grass or some other forage crop. Now as most children will tell you grass does not make such a good food for humans (most try at some stage and get sick).

      It would not also be a simple conversion from growing grass or another forage crop to growing protein crops. Remember meat is a major source of protein. Ruminants convert relatively low quality (from a human point of view) feed to high quality animal proteins due to the four stomachs and the bacterial colonies living in the rumen.

      In many areas much of the land used for livestock production could not be used productively for high protein crop production. If you have a low quality land area you lower the animal density, for protein crop production there is a min yield that is required to make the operation economically justifiable due to the inputs and mechanisation required.

      This is not to say that livestock production can and does cause environmental problems due to overstocking, deforestation ect. Just that providing a similar quality protein from the same area may not be possible and that for the most part the crops grown for livestock production are in the majority not suitable for human consummation.

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    86. Re:Tofu? by Mortamer2k · · Score: 1

      Because spears grow naturally right? Thats why they are better than guns? I don't see how using your bare hands or any stick you might find somewhere, and slowly torture the animal to death would be more moral than a quick bullet. I know which way I'd rather go.

    87. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I would think that a cow being slauthered in a controlled manner at a processing plant is more humane then me out there trying to do it myself with a shotgun.

      The problem I have with the meat industry right now is with what happens before the cow is killed. The quality of life it experiences in being prepared for consumption. Add the large growing demand for meat due to world growing population and you have a pretty sickening situation. Sure, "sickening" is just a feeling us humans experience so what does it matter? And who cares what those cows experience anyway, what matters is what's for dinner.

      It's a question about civilization. Do we care what are actions do to other living creatures? Killing other people is ok, as we see in wars and the death penalty. But it's also illegal and not ok.

      I guess humans being "higher" forms of life may consider natural in nature to not be natural for them though. To each his own.

      Going with that argument, why don't we legalize murder and cannibalism (especially for eating human babies)? If we are allowed to eat animals, why can't we kill and eat humans? After all, some animals eat their own kind. It's natural, so why can't we do it? Why do we place a "higher" value on human life over animal life?

      It all boils down to what you consider a civilized society. Some societies torture their prisoners, some don't. Our current definition of a civilization allows for killing animals. In some countries, we've evolved to give animals more rights than before and try to protect them from suffering, but have not gone far enough in my opinion.

      I took the easy way out and went vegetarian, so I don't have to worry about whether or not my actions are causing suffering.

    88. Re:Tofu? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      Some things are more difficult if one is a vegetarian (by which I mean one who does not eat animal flesh), but it is patently false that it was not possible to be a vegetarian before now. We'd have survived just fine. We just would have eaten differently.
      The problem I've always had with this statement, and with studies like this in general, is that they do not seem to properly recognize the fact that there is no such thing as a single human biology. Yes, we may in essence share the same genes, have the same physical digestive system, but we all have our genetic lineage that makes certain groups more able to digest certain foods than other groups.

      Eskimos, for example, have evolved to survive quite well on fish fats and proteins without any apparent need for things like fresh fruits and vegetables.

      Other indigenous groups have evolved well to subsist on plant diets and become ill when eating meat (of which I am apparently a descendent, because I become very ill when I try to eat meat).

      I think it is fair to say that some humans need some foods, and other humans need other foods, and given that 12-20,000 years is not nearly enough time for our biology to have evolved to different nutritional requirements than our caveman ancestors had, it is ridiculous to say that we have different requirements for survival than our ancestors did.

      I doubt you would want really want to assent to the notion that "anything that was necessary to our survival in the past should be continued forever, even if no longer necessary for our survival."
      And this statement, when applied to the morality of eating meat, already assumes that eating meat is a 'bad thing', and is thus not itself an argument in favor of not eating meat.
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    89. Re:Tofu? by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      Just like you eat specially grown vegetables/fruits that didn't occur in the wild and are grown by people you never met. Almost everything we eat is a modern domesticated plant or animal. I suppose there may be some people that still do the whole "go out in the woods and gather what they find," but not many.

    90. Re:Tofu? by yincrash · · Score: 1

      Are there genes in my hormones?

    91. Re:Tofu? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      Seriously, PETA fanatic? Normally I would not resort to calling someone such, but my goodness you're asking for it.

      You eat meat because sick humans decided it was 'normal'.
      You also drink cows' milk because you've been brainwashed into thinking it's 'normal'.There's a reason we ween off mother's milk and why instances of lactose intolerance are so high.. after infancy we really don't need that source of nutrients. That said, thousands of human species throughout history have drunk animal milk of some sort. The Masai in Africa, for example, have remained relatively untouched for thousands of years and have herded cattle for drinking and slaughter during most of their history.

      We drink cow milk rather than milk from other animals because at some point several thousand years ago, our ancestors figured out that cow's milk is the most chemically similar to human milk, and it would have been a nice milk supplement for babies when food sources were scarce and mothers couldn't produce breast milk.

      We STILL drink cow's milk, pretty much for the same reason there are STILL laws on the books from 1793.. just because, it's always been that way. There's no malicious brainwashing involved.

      Humans aren't meant to eat ANY animal products, that's why incidents of cancer and heart disease are higher in non-vegans, than vegans.
      Seriously, do you even bother to think about statements like that. What you're essentially saying is that eating meat equals getting cancer. So I suppose masterbation causes cancer too, and so does abortion, and so does believing in Allah instead of the Christian God? Ever since the advent of the word, 'cancer' has been used as a scapegoat to villify various groups' pet hate.

      If you think about your statement more critically, you'll realize there are several alternatives to your statement: that non-vegetarians (not vegans - the studies only support the claim for a vegetarian diet) have fewer instances of cancer not because they don't eat meat, but because the alternative food choice also tends to come from a host of OTHER alternative choices - for example: fewer vegetarians smoke than do meat eaters. And maybe, just maybe, the instance of cancer has to do with how the animals are raised, and how the meat is cooked, rather than eating meat itself.

      I am just throwing those ideas out there but really, your statement smacks of dogma and I do not take kindly to dogma.

      At the end of it all, it's obviously completely unnatural to eat meat
      And upon what, precisely, do you base such statements on? First, you'd have to define 'unnatural' relative to the word 'natural'; but the problem is, the word 'natural' just means everything. Everything is natural - it's a word without meaning.

      That's the first problem with that statement.

      Ok, you meant to use the word 'immoral' or 'unjust' or 'unethical' or whatever you would prefer to replace it with. But then you have to answer, based on what standard? What objective standard exists to say that HUMANS should not eat meat, but it's ok for the other species on the planet? You can't base it on a statement about human being a 'higher life form' because that means your answer is based on arrogance - higher relative to what? Just because you say so?

      So we shouldn't eat meat simply because we're capable of refined language (not just language, but refined language) and writing and inventing computers?

      The statement that it's unnatural or 'wrong' for humans to eat meat is based on grounds that are shakey at best and completely meaningless at worst. It's an argument I have never seen any reason in except that it allows some people to get really pissed off at others.
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    92. Re:Tofu? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Animal cruelty is a major ethical issue for meat production, but it's not the only one.

      Growing animals without brains--or just growing their muscle tissues in vats--would eliminate animal suffering. But you still have to deal with the economic, environmental, and health effects of a high-meat diet. The short version: If we stopped feeding all this grain to cows and started feeding it to people, our population would be quite a bit healthier and our farms more ecologically friendly (simply because we'd have to produce so much less grain, with so many fewer steps in the process).

      The market has a built-in bias against that plan, because investors demand that companies expand the market. Since there are only a finite number of people, and each person has a finite stomach volume, there are only three ways to keep the market expanding:

      1) Produce more people.
      2) Convince people to eat more
      3) Find ways to turn cheap food into expensive food

      The population itself is taking care of #1, while Saturday morning cartoons and the Coke/Pepsi wars are working on #2. There are lots of ways to "add value" to food to fulfill #3. For example, cheap grain can be turned into expensive meat or alcohol, which people will pay more for. Or you can pre-package it in some way that adds value, such as canning it, or adding sugar and baking it into fun marshmallow shapes that are part of this balanced breakfast.

      Getting back to the point of this rant: there are ethical issues involved with turning cheap food into expensive food, especially in a world where many people cannot afford the necessities of life.

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    93. Re:Tofu? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Just that providing a similar quality protein from the same area may not be possible and that for the most part the crops grown for livestock production are in the majority not suitable for human consummation.

      While this is very insightful at the same time we don't need to use the very same area of land for this production. Civilization has had to modify itself many time due to poor farming practices. Why would this be any different?

      And again, this isn't meant to be an attempt to pull people over to vegetarianism. I have no delusion that most people do not want to be vegetarian and I have little problem with that concept in and of itself. The point is that if we had to there is certainly a way that we could maintain the population on plant matter only and that this system would be less wasteful/environmentally damaging than what we have in place today. It would take a good deal of work to get there, I'm not questioning that, but at least I'm not telling an outright lie to support my lifestyle.

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    94. Re:Tofu? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      Tofurky is gross... garden burgers taste weird... now the Worthington Farms stuff, that stuff is awesome.

      You know the truth of it.. I ate that 'imitation' stuff when it had just been invented (granted I was a child at the time so it's what my mom fed me). You know why the invented it? Because people used to make fun of vegetarians for not eating stuff that looked like beef and bacon. So.. they made it look like beef and bacon.

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    95. Re:Tofu? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      This is a big discovery to some, I know, but the bottom line is that by eating the grown plant matter directly you don't have the issues of waste associated with feeding and raising cattle and the like. Why is this a fact that eludes so many "intelligent" people?
      Well.. one reason we don't just directly eat the plant matter is that, cows, for example, can digest several plant proteins that humans can't. We'd eat it and it would go right through us without providing any nutrition.

      That aside though, it's just because animals exist and we like to eat them so we feed them so that we can eat them. There's no reason to make it more complicated than that, I agree - the parent just made stuff up, at least that's how it seemed to me.

      Believe me, I've dealt with all these sorry excuses for meat eating.
      What really muddies the waters is that there are an equal number of sorry excuses for being vegetarian/vegan. I don't understand why people aren't willing to just say "because I like it, ok?"
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    96. Re:Tofu? by nappingcracker · · Score: 1
      Personally, I would love to see us progress to the point where cows are well fed, happy and healthy.

      Happy and healthy...until we kill them for food at the peak of their tastyness. I have said for years that we will eventually have "meat vats". "Program" the cells to align to attach to points at either side of the vat, keep stretching the vat over time to lengthen the strands, and zap with electric pulses until the desired tone is reached. Huge slabs of fillet mignon! Yum.

      Afraid of lab stuff? You don't eat lab grown mold, do you? Cheese? Pretty old backyard food chemistry. Hell of a lot better than raising a HUGE animal that takes incredible amounts of energy and resources to raise, slaughter, prepare, and dispose of waste. Any idea how much water it takes for a 400lbs of beef? Cows suck for a primary source of food.

      From http://www.peta.org/mc/factsheet_display.asp?ID=98 :

      Large dairy farms have a detrimental effect on the environment. In California, America's top milk-producing state, manure from dairy farms has poisoned hundreds of square miles of groundwater, rivers, and streams. Each of the state's more than one million dairy cows excretes 120 pounds of waste every day--an amount equal to the waste of two dozen people.(22) Overall, animals on factory farms, including dairy farms, produce 1.65 billion tons of manure each year, much of which ends up in our waterways and drinking water.(23) The Environmental Protection Agency reports that agricultural runoff is the primarily cause of polluted lakes, streams, and rivers.

      Eighty percent of all agricultural land in the U.S. is used to raise animals for food or to grow grain to feed them--that's almost half the total land mass of the lower 48 states.(24) Each cow raised by the dairy industry drinks as much as 50 gallons of water per day.(25) Along with chickens, pigs, and other animals raised for food, cows are the primary consumers of half the water in the U.S.(26)

      In a bio class I took a few years ago, the class had to research other primary sources of food (If we were to raise animals for sole purpose of consumption) and found that turtles would be a great source, they grow quickly, reproduce in large numbers, consume few resources, and could be stacked and easily maintained. A skyscraper turtle farm, turtles all the way down.
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    97. Re:Tofu? by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "Natural" is a bit of an awkward word, and misleading at times. After all, there are 100% natural things that will kill you if you eat them. But don't kid yourself with the whole "anything humans do is natural" argument. It's every bit as tired and misleading as the idea that 'natural' always equates to 'better.' Nor have we been evolving 'naturally,' for at least the last 50,000 years.

      But why would anyone argue that 'natural' foods are better? Because to a first approximation, they are. Look at the history of "artificial food." Back in the 1800's, when they figured out that your body needed three separate substances (protein, fat, and starch) to be healthy, they thought they'd unlocked the key to the dietary needs of mankind. Now imagine how long a person would last on an artificially-designed food from that era.

      Next we discovered a litany of vitamins. We thought we had the problem of human dietary needs licked. Anything that processing takes out of the foods, we figured we could just add back in. Hence, the widespread use of fortified flour, and the emergence of cereals like Total, that try to give you all your nutritional needs. But they're still discovering micronutrients galore. Even things in our diet that are generally considered dangerous are frequently discovered to have beneficial effects on the body in the quantities often found in nature.

      I'm not arguing that "natural" foods are mystically imbued with the spirit of Gaia, or some other anti-scientific nonsense. I'm arguing that we don't yet have a complete picture of what our bodies need in order to maintain ideal health, but evolution has spent millions of years optimizing our bodies to the substances commonly found in nature. When we process foods, when we raise cows on an all-corn diet instead of the grass they're suited to, when we build vast, monocultural farms and protect the plants from their natural predators through pesticides, the end result is food that is somewhat different from the stuff we were engineered to eat.

      We still don't know for sure how different, or how important the differences are. But that's the "scientific" argument for natural foods in a nutshell.

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    98. Re:Tofu? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      What really muddies the waters is that there are an equal number of sorry excuses for being vegetarian/vegan.

      Such as?

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    99. Re:Tofu? by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1

      a. Not eating meat is 'healthier'. The human biology is so varied that there is simply no objective basis for this statement. Some cultures do very well eating only meat; some get sick eating it. Any such statement would have to be restricted to a single group, and the method of selecting that group is still poorly understood (it's not just cultural - there is some speculation that blood type plays into one's ability to derive nutrition from certain foods, which would explain why blood type arose in the first place).

      b. Vegetarians/vegans have less cancer. I have seen no conclusive evidence that meat eating alone makes the difference - evidence points to it as a piece of a larger puzzle in which vegetarians make other choices differently. And again, it's subject to the restrictions in point a.

      c. It's unethical or immoral. I would really rather not start a flamewar on that subject, but I will say that I likewise have never seen a good argument for why humans should not eat meat, but it's ok for other animals to. Humans being a 'higher life form' doesn't cut it, because that's a very arrogant statement - higher relative to what, and based on what standard? Just because we KNOW we're killing an animal doesn't inherently make it wrong.

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    100. Re:Tofu? by uberchang · · Score: 1

      How about: It's about as natural as waking up in your mud hut, picking up your handmade reed basket and spending hours foraging for berries, wild leeks and shrooms to feed your family dinner.

      If, on the other hand, you rely on gigantic faceless corporations (like the ones that make your "Bunny Luv" baby carrots) to plant countless acres of perfectly aligned rows of monoculture plants using 20 ton tractors, spray them with massive doses of cancer-causing pesticides to prevent the inevitable single bacterium that causes the next Irish potato famine, irrigate them by siphoning off millions of gallons of water from rivers hundreds of miles away and reduce them to relative trickles (like the Colorado River), pump the soil full of chemical fertilizers that cause toxic runoff and poisons water supplies, harvest them using hordes of underpaid migrant workers working backbreaking 80-hour weeks (many of them children), ship them across the country in smoke-belching metal contraptions that burn millions-of-years-old dinosaur carcasses, then you too are a consumer whore just like the rest of us evil goateed meat-eaters.

    101. Re:Tofu? by Tychon · · Score: 1

      I wasn't attempting to suggest that "everything we do is natural", as this would suggest that it's logical that we came to every decision we've ever come to, which is certainly not the case. I suppose I'm using the idea of "normal" moreso than "natural", which is really the idea of naturalness from a social view point -- whether or not it's healthy.

      As an aside ponderment, I wonder how many corn allergies there were a hundred years ago, relative to population changes of course, compared to today. I really pity the people with them -- even common medicines are made with corn byproducts.

      I really have nothing against eating organic meat -- we've bought straight from small farmers numerous times, you tend to get a better deal and much more "natural" foods, so I can agree that it's grand if it's available to you. Still, I just get irked when people try to argue the old ways over the new. The point of the new isn't that it's necessarily better than the old (though we certainly hope), it's a change that brings new experiences. And if half the population starves to death from said experience, well. That premium house you always wanted is finally vacant.

    102. Re:Tofu? by Helios1182 · · Score: 1
      Maybe in your opinion, but in reality they cannot be compared. Pizza is better than orange juice. Asphalt is better than pool filters.

      Tofu is in no way whatsoever comparable to meat. They serve very different purposes. When the vegetarian community stops trying to convince people that a tofu burger tastes just like the real thing, they will gain some respect.

    103. Re:Tofu? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      First, it wasn't an attack; it was intended in good humor. My apologies if you felt attacked. Second, it's difficult to argue when your opponent is using only generalizations and emotional arguments, interspersed with occasional facts and logical remarks. Some examples (not every point you've raised, because they're scattered across many posts):

      Oh, but that's right, God created humans in his image and gave him dominion (read: power to exploit as see fit) over other creatures; it's 'natural' for A to eat non-A; and all that other bullshit.

      First, God has nothing to do with it. Why bring him into it? I know many people who love meat (myself included) who don't use God as an excuse, if they even believe in a god. Personally, I think it's natural for a much simpler reason. There are very few animals which humans cannot safely eat; whereas there are literally thousands of varieties of vegetable and fungus which are poisonous, even fatal. Our evolution did not -- for whatever reason -- include an innate understanding of what plants can be eaten safely. This is not to say that we cannot survive on vegetables; only that we're not (made|evolved) to do so as a result of our environment.

      Your subsequent slavery argument was also an emotional argument, indirectly equating meat-eaters to slaveowners. While you had a valid point as far as it went, you presented it in such a way that would provoke anemotional response, and not a logical one.

      In another post you started to raise a very valid point about how animals are treated before being turned into meat; then raised another subject guaranteed to generate an emotional response -- cannibalism. To answer that point, by the way, there is NO reason not to engage in cannibalism, save that we have been socially conditioned against it throughout much of recorded history. Without that conditioning, it's quite possible that we would be cannibals as it is neither more nor less natural than eating cow.

      I respect your decision to live as a vegetarian; while thinking over-long about some of the points you've raised will disturb mea little, it's not very much or for very long. Does that make me uncivilized? Perhaps, so -- because I believe that civilization is an illusion. It's a set of rules and behaviors that we collectively determine is acceptable, as a way to mask the fact that underneath it all, we're not very far away becoming the brutal savages from which we presumably descended. If you were hungry enough, and a living cow was the only possible food source, you'd m ost likely walk out alive. I am not belittling your convictions, but am only trying to point out that "civilization" is a luxury; and I personally feel that it's a only pretense. For a real good look at how thin the veneer of civilization is, watch a crowd of people at a fire, or look at the faces of the rubberneckers at an accident. (For the record, I steadfastly refuse to even look at an accident on the road, assuming help has arrived and the situation is under control -- not because I don't have the urge to do so, but because for all my talk, I, too, sometimes like to delude myself into thinking that being civilized has some meaning.)

      That being said -- do I go around torturing kittens because I've come to terms with my inner savage? No, of course not. I take no pleasure in giving or observing pain; I have a clear sense of "right" and "wrong"; there are things I will not do, even though the cost to myself be death. There are other things I'm equally sure I /would/ do, if pushed hard enough and survival was at stake.

      Now I've wandered so far offtopic that I 've forgotten what I was trying to say... ah, right! It's not that I disagree with your points; some of them are quite valid, and as a 'civilized' human being I have no answer for them. (Though I also I don't feel a need to have an answer for them.) I do, however, object to your means of presenting these arguments: begin with a rational statement, make an wei

    104. Re:Tofu? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "occurs in nature or occurs naturally without outside influence" is not a satisfactory definition.

      There's strong evidence that rape has been occurring in human societies (and non-human populations too) for a long time, and that it definitely is biologically rooted in some manner (insofar as sex and power and violence are deeply rooted human tendencies), so are we to say that "rape is natural" now and therefore okay, because 'natural is okay'? What constitutes outside influence?

      Lastly, have you heard of the "naturalistic fallacy", which in brief is that you can't derive 'ought' from 'is'? Observations about our past don't necessarily tell us anything about how we ought to act.

    105. Re:Tofu? by AgentPaper · · Score: 1
      Even leaving aside the general squeamishness that goes with eating cultured muscle (you can't really call it meat), you also have to consider the sources. In order to grow muscle tissue, whether it's on an animal or in a petri dish, you need large inputs of amino acids, either as such or in the form of proteins. And where do we suppose all this protein is going to come from? Hint: it probably won't be soybeans. All you've really done is add an extra link and a lot of expense and complexity to what was already a compromised, fragile food chain.

      You may not even be avoiding the risk of prion diseases by eating this stuff. If the "input" protein source was contaminated, the culture will be too, and I don't expect they'll be sourcing high-quality sterile protein for this stuff. Hell, we don't make that much effort for human tissue allografts.

      I figure you can look at this one of two ways: either you can run down the street screaming about Soylent Meat (tm), or you can just roll your eyes and say "makes for funny sci-fi, dismally unworkable in real life." Either way, I'll continue to take my steaks the old-fashioned way: off a cow that ate grass and wasn't shot full of steroids and antibiotics.

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  4. Just label it. by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I want the chance to vote with my dollars.

    I don't think we know enough about the process and long term issues to go nuts with this now. Test it. Test the hell out of it.

    But let me choose whether or not to buy it.

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    1. Re:Just label it. by Krolley · · Score: 1

      I don't think you will need to worry about these products not being labelled. More likely, marketing companies will confuse the general populace by putting stickers with things such as "Super Organic!" etc on them. I hope that regulations have been drawn up to define exactly how and with what standards this lab-meat must be grown and that this can be communicated to the public so we all know what we are eating.

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    2. Re:Just label it. by Ibag · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the grown meat will be labeled. Of course, not in the US.

      In Europe, all genetically modified crops must be labeled as such. People aren't positive about the long term effects of GMO foods, and so they are given a chance to opt out and to vote with their euros. In America, people are not given that choice. Whether it be modified crops, milk from cows treated with BGH, or vat grown beef, labeling in the US is comparatively lax. I suppose the fear is that if we knew what we were eating, we wouldn't buy it. To some people, that is reason enough to label everything. To other people, it is reason enough to label as little as possible. Guess which ones have more influence in Washington.

      If you don't know how natural your carrots are, don't expect to know about your beef either.

    3. Re:Just label it. by casehardened · · Score: 1

      It's not just that labeling is lax in the US, it's that it's _illegal_ to do some forms of extra labeling. Want to test your beef for bovine spongiform encephalopathy and label it? You can't. Thank the beef lobby.

    4. Re:Just label it. by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      I think it'll be easy enough to vote with your dollars. I don't understand how, by any stretch of the imagination, it will be more cost effective to create beef using labs and cloning and all that technical crap, than creating it the old-fashioned way that cattle have been using for thousands of years. So if cattle are cloned for us to eat, you can bet that the beef will be sold as some sort of premium beef at a premium price. It will be easy enough to avoid that.

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    5. Re:Just label it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when you fill multiple farms with 10000 clones of a single animal? The practice will probably come to an end when every animals dies to some cow epidemic a few years down the road.

    6. Re:Just label it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously they won't be growing the entire animal, just the meat.

    7. Re:Just label it. by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 1

      why do you get to choose? I think it should be my choice not yours and you should learn to live with my decision.

    8. Re:Just label it. by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      It sounds like, if they can't sell the cloned beef, they will use the clones for breeding. Say, for example, they made two clones of a steer, but one clone had its Y removed and its X duplicated. The pair could then be mated using traditional means to boost male births, thus resulting in natural born cows that are genetically the same as clones.

  5. Just you wait.... by Gemini_25_RB · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Even if we could "grow" perfect steaks without the rest of the animal, somehow the practice will be banned. Yes, I'm looking at you, animal-rights extremists and religious wackos.

    1. Re:Just you wait.... by telbij · · Score: 1

      You have to admit the idea of a slab of beefing growing in a nutrient vat is pretty fucking creepy though.

    2. Re:Just you wait.... by MadEE · · Score: 3, Funny

      Apperently you've never tried processed cheese.

    3. Re:Just you wait.... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Not to me, no, it's not creepy. In fact, I rather like the idea, because it suggests the possibility of better quality meat (not just beef, but pretty much anything) at a lower price and better availability. It might even be possible to set up such labs in areas that are severely protein and mineral deficient, and produce it rapidly enough to enable the inclusion of a reasonable quantity of meat in the diet for those that want it as an everyday thing.

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    4. Re:Just you wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Synthetic meat has feelings too.

    5. Re:Just you wait.... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      At the risk of giving them ammo... how will they get proper legal clearance on stealing some animal's precious DNA codes? Copying is wrong, m'kay?

    6. Re:Just you wait.... by S.P.B.Wylie · · Score: 1

      After some of the sci-fi I have read, that is nothing. Plus, you don't think eating an animals muscle is kind of creepy? You have muscles too, you know, which, from what I hear, taste of chicken.

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    7. Re:Just you wait.... by rs79 · · Score: 0

      "You have to admit the idea of a slab of beefing growing in a nutrient vat is pretty fucking creepy though"

      Compared to what? I know a place where you can go right now and see cut out hearts of animals, plus other of their body parts, hacked to bits and put in plastic ready to take home and eat.

      That's not creepy?

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    8. Re:Just you wait.... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      You have muscles too, you know, which, from what I hear, taste of chicken.

      What? You haven't tried long pig?

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    9. Re:Just you wait.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! Yes, if we grow meat in the lab then domestic cows will become endangered or extinct! Think for a minute... a whole spicies of cows, EXTINCT!!!!

    10. Re:Just you wait.... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Well the US-style "long pig" would be a bit different from the traditional "long pig".

      Wouldn't really call it "long", it has a lot more erm "body". Too much high fructose corn syrup and "Super Size" feeds I guess.

      But hey, it's mostly white meat, and that's supposed to be more popular right? ;).

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    11. Re:Just you wait.... by j1nx · · Score: 1

      I will happily admit that I am one of those vegan animal-rights extremists and after reading much of this thread I am very disappointed with most of the people on /.

      I have no problem with how you choose to live your life, but if you, being mostly well educated and highly intelligent, think that meat eating is the natural, healthy, sustainable way to go about your lives you have been misinformed. I ate meat for 24-years, so I understand both sides of the argument very well. There is no denying the amount of suffering and ecological damage being perpetrated by factory farming, it is merely how you choose to go about your daily lives AFTER accepting it. As for natural, we are herbivores. Our bodies were not made to digest cow's milk or meat. While they have adapted slightly, many scientists believe the recent (last century) surge in consumption of animal products to be the leading cause of cancer, heart disease, and diabetes. Please do your research before questioning our lifestyle, as we most definitely have done ours.

      As for the parent, animal-rights extremists are not against lab meat. We could not care less and don't. While you aren't going to see many of us eating it for health reasons, replacing the cruelty with a non-sentient 'thing' in no way violates our ethics.

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  6. Growing meat... by winkydink · · Score: 2, Informative

    Unless you can exercise the meat that is "grown" it will be mostly tasteless.

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    1. Re:Growing meat... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unless you can exercise the meat that is "grown" it will be mostly tasteless.

      Actually, it's exactly the opposite. It's fat that gives meat flavor, not lean "exercised" meat. In fact, Kobe Beef, which is widely recognized as tender and flavorful uses steers that are specifically fattenened up and never exercised.

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    2. Re:Growing meat... by ProppaT · · Score: 1

      Actually, wouldn't it be veal?

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    3. Re:Growing meat... by winkydink · · Score: 1

      It's a well-known fact that that beef cuts from working muscles (shoulders) are more flavorful than those that don't move that much (tenderloin). Yes, they are tougher, but proper cooking methods break down the collagen that causes toughness.

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    4. Re:Growing meat... by linguizic · · Score: 1

      A. Taste is subjective.
      B. Alton Brown says that the best tasting parts of the cow are the ones furthest from the hooves and the horns. I tend to agree.
      C. It is also a well known fact that Eskimos have somewhere between 40 and 400 words for snow. In reality they have as many as we do.

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    5. Re:Growing meat... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      That's incorrect.. Although filet mignon, for example, is very tender, it's often served with sauce because it has very little flavor. Flavor and tenderness are, pretty much, inversely proportional.

    6. Re:Growing meat... by josteos · · Score: 1

      Just apply some mild electerical stimulus. Trick the muscles into contracting while they are forming in the vat.

      Bring on the vat-b-que!

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    7. Re:Growing meat... by winkydink · · Score: 1

      I believe what Alton said is the most tender parts are furthest from the hooves and horns. Tenderloin is considered a very delicate (i.e, not much flavor) cut. If you don't want beefy flavor, then may I suggest milk-fed veal? Alton Brown is a single-source.

      I believe for C, you mean to say it is widely believed or widely held belief. If you say its a well-known fact, then it's a fact.

      I'm afraid you'll have to consult a few more sources that are more generally recognized as authoritative than Alton Brown. If you want to quote me from, say, Larousse Gastronomique about the relative degrees of flavor in various cuts of beef, then you're talking about a widely accepted authoritative source. Except that LG agrees with me and not Mr. Brown.

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    8. Re:Growing meat... by Arker · · Score: 3, Informative

      So few people understand this today!

      Tender cuts are NOT tasty cuts. They're much easier to cook, and they're *tender* of course, easy to chew, and traditionally favoured for those reasons.

      You want a tasty cut of meat, go get a brisket. Tough as hell, takes about two days to cook it right because you want to marinate it and slow-cook it to overcome the toughness so you can chew the sucker, but it's tasty beyond belief. Tenderloin can't compete at all, for taste, it's just a lot easier to prepare.

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    9. Re:Growing meat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a linguist, the eskimo thing isn't true. The claim comes from really old, poor research that included all words (e.g. "word"+suffixes) , not just the root word.

    10. Re:Growing meat... by Arker · · Score: 1

      *Roughly* as many, perhaps. Wordcounting is problematic, and it depends on how you gather your data and how you define what should be counted. There are many, many decisions that have to be made, and depending on how you make them you can get greatly varying wordcounts. Wordcounting is also really beside the point.

      While it's fashionable to diss Whorf and Sapir over this (and other things) the point they were making was quite accurate. English doesn't have separate roots for 'drifting snow' versus 'clinging snow' or 'snow on ground' versus 'snow floating in water' for instance - and Eskimo languages do.

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    11. Re:Growing meat... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Then why does free range meat taste better than meat from animals locked up in a shed?

      The best parts of the animal are the joints and limbs, i.e. the bits that do the work. The cuts that don't do anything (i.e the skirt) are the worst.

      And to the poster below: Alton Brown is a TV chef. Has he ever even had a restaurant?

    12. Re:Growing meat... by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

      You can. Meat is muscle, meaning that it can be exercised by passing a electrical current through it.

    13. Re:Growing meat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's actually an article about this on www.damninteresting.com that I read a couple of days ago. It discusses many of the issues involved in growing meat. Here's the link:

      http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=66

    14. Re:Growing meat... by beavt8r · · Score: 1

      Amen. I have a bbq business on the side, catering and what not, and brisket is the best tasting meat we cook. As far as JUST the meat is concerned. (And yes, bbq is a little on the other side of the spectrum as computers...but meat doesn't complain about their new computer :P)

    15. Re:Growing meat... by MisterBates · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Grandparent:
      Unless you can exercise the meat that is "grown" it will be mostly tasteless.
      - Modded: Informative

      Parent:
      Actually, it's exactly the opposite. It's fat that gives meat flavor, not lean "exercised" meat.
      - Modded: Informative

      Come on mods. What are we doing here?
    16. Re:Growing meat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You want a tasty cut of meat, go get a brisket. Tough as hell, takes about two days to cook it right because you want to marinate it and slow-cook it to overcome the toughness so you can chew the sucker, but it's tasty beyond belief."

      That's the marinade, the rub, the smoke, and the sauce that is "tasty beyond belief". The meat tastes no better than tenderloin. Try it on its own some time, taste some fresh raw beef from various parts, there is almost no difference at all in flavour, just texture. The only real exception is meat close to the bone takes on some of the flavour of the bone.

    17. Re:Growing meat... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      so, how do you recommend selecting a brisket, preparing it and cooking it?

      I have been thinking of giving one a try, but I can't find solid information .

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    18. Re:Growing meat... by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      And to the poster below: Alton Brown is a TV chef. Has he ever even had a restaurant?
      I don't know where he came up, but no. He was trained as a TV producer first, and then went to culinary school after he decided that he could do a better job at a cooking show than what he was seeing on TV. I've learned an awful lot from Good Eats, but I don't often use his recipes.

    19. Re:Growing meat... by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      If you like pulled beef, you can throw it in a crock pot with a little vinegar and water on low for around 12 hours. Let it cool off, put it in a big bowl and sit down to watch TV while you pull it with your bare hands (wash), mix it with barbeque sauce or something more interesting (I like a mix of Frank's Red Hot, mesquite liquid smoke and red wine vinegar), and eat it on pita bread.

      Actually smoking for 12 hours would be better, of course, but that takes more equipment.

    20. Re:Growing meat... by beavt8r · · Score: 1

      well, that depends on how you cook it. For me, I like to get the "raw cut". It has a little hyde on it and that nice piece of fat over it. The fat helps keep it moist and bastes it a little. Since it's lean, you have to watch how you cook it. Before I got my smoker, what I did was trim the hyde off of it and trim the weird layer of fat off of it (if you want) but make sure to leave a pretty good layer of fat on it. Make up a spice rub to rub all over the brisket (pretty liberally) You can use whatever blend you want, premade or one you make. Paprika, salt, brown sugar, garlic powder work pretty well as a basic one. Put a layer of water, oil, Worcestershire sauce and whatever herbs you like. Put a cooking rack over it (not a cookie sheet...the non-solid ones...drawing a blank) and put the brisket on top. Put it on about 200 degrees and cook for about 12-14 hours. Baste it with the same sauce every couple of hours. When it comes out, it will be very juicy, so when you cut it make SURE it's on something to catch the juice. But, that's an easy way to cook it. Much faster and it will dry out, being so lean. But as far as the meat itself goes, the raw cut is the best. Trimming it yourself seems to give for better meat. Should turn out just fine for ya. And mods, please don't hurt me. It's been a long day, and I couldn't find how to message....that, or I'm lazy.

  7. Ethical issues? by slapyslapslap · · Score: 2

    There's no ethical issues with raising an animal for food with me. Keep your ethics to yourself, and I'll take the steak that once had legs.

    1. Re:Ethical issues? by the_humeister · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed. Can I interest you in some human meat grown on my human farm?

    2. Re:Ethical issues? by S.P.B.Wylie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was it treated humanly? Fed well, given lots of exersice?

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    3. Re:Ethical issues? by S.P.B.Wylie · · Score: 1

      This idea has other uses, like insuring high quality and low chance of contamination. Normal meat was once a living animal, and those can be very, very messy.

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    4. Re:Ethical issues? by myrdos2 · · Score: 1

      Yes. If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

    5. Re:Ethical issues? by stony+island · · Score: 1

      If you want fun ethical issues (and a terrific SciFi read), pick up a copy of Samuel R. Delany's wonderful "Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand". It's about an intergalactic human society where one of the main (human) character's love/lust interest is a large sentient reptile, and the main thing on the menu (for humans, not lizards)is cloned human meat. One of the major industries is to take a snippet of your DNA, clone up a few hundred pounds of your own meat and put it out on the market. If you taste good enough, people will buy you, and you can grow and market more of yourself and get the huge royalties. Your family name will be famous for great meat and you'll be rich! (Like Oscar Meyer, except it would really be Oscar Meyer). In the novel, no one in that society would do anything as morally repugnant, hygenically revolting, culinarily nauseating, and ethically wierd as killing a living animal to eat chunks of it for dinner. Be warned (and encouraged); everything Delaney writes will be similarly...ummm...thought provoking.

    6. Re:Ethical issues? by eugman · · Score: 1

      We need more soylent green jokes.

    7. Re:Ethical issues? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Could I have one of the pretty females? Live of course.

      Free range chicks... Mmmmm.

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    8. Re:Ethical issues? by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Purely for research purposes....... right?

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    9. Re:Ethical issues? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I hear one often starts getting attached to them after a while - give them pet names etc.

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    10. Re:Ethical issues? by dolson · · Score: 1

      Raising and slaughtering humans for consumption at the dinner table is inhumane and I will not tolerate it any more!

      It has been 6 years this month that I stopped eating human meats.

      If anyone else wants to join this boycott of human flesh consumption, I would like to suggest that you try some HuFu - The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative.

  8. pr0n by macadamia_harold · · Score: 3, Funny

    According to this article at Popular Science cloned beef may be coming soon

    That sounds like the plot of a b-horror-porn movie starring a resurrected John Holmes.

    1. Re:pr0n by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a cloned John Holmes?

  9. Re:I for one.. by javaman235 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I hope you would stay vegan for dietary not for ethical reasons. Grown beef would be just as ethical as grown plants that are GMO.

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  10. Panic! by fm6 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is."

    Yeah, right. Steaks made from clones. No potential for "media induced panic" there!

    1. Re:Panic! by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Steaks made from clones.

      Can't you just see the horror movie?

      Dr. Jackson stared in horror at the meat growing vats as he slowly realized what had happened. He felt growing nausea, his stomach threatening to turn his delicious former meal into a mouth-fired projectile.

      His assistant saw the look on his. "Dr. Jackson -- what is it? What's the matter?"

      He slowly turned to her. He couldn't help but imagine the juicy, tender beef passing her lips -- or what he thought was beef.

      "My God, Janice. It all makes sense. When I added the beef cells to the cloning solution -- the cut on my finger -- the blood, the blood THE BLOOD --" he couldn't continue.

      "No!" Janice screamed, her hands holding her mouth. "But -- that was months ago --"

      Dr. Jackson slowly nodded. "The entire East Coast has been eating -- ME!"

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    2. Re:Panic! by addaon · · Score: 1

      Consider "Stars in My Pocket Like Grains of Sand" for a slightly more mature discussion of this topic.

      --

      I've had this sig for three days.
    3. Re:Panic! by S.P.B.Wylie · · Score: 1

      Dr. Jackson slowly nodded. "The entire East Coast has been eating -- ME!"

      And you say that like it is a bad thing. You know, cannibals say we taste of chicken, and I for one like chicken.

      --
      I give bread to the poor, they call me a saint.
      I ask why the poor have no bread, they call me a communist.
    4. Re:Panic! by An+Ominous+Cow+Erred · · Score: 1

      James Tiptree's "Crown of Stars" has some fun meat stories in it as well. Recommended reading. ^^

    5. Re:Panic! by rs79 · · Score: 0, Troll

      "The entire East Coast has been eating -- ME!"

      I saw that ad on craigslist too.

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    6. Re:Panic! by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Funny
      Dr. Jackson slowly nodded. "The entire East Coast has been eating -- ME!"


      Bravo! I'd definitely go see that movie! Make sure Samuel L. Jackson stars.


      OTOH, if and when human muscle can be grown in a vat, will the taboo against eating human flesh fade away? After all, it's not hurting anyone... I can imagine it starting as an outre stunt, and then becoming an underground thing, before eventually moving on to become a minor fashion, and eventually becoming a fact of life. Imagine the marketing they could do at the grocery store: "Genuine Paris Hilton breasts and thighs, $3.99/lb"

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    7. Re:Panic! by TempeTerra · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can't you just see the horror movie?

      Steaks on a Plane!

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    8. Re:Panic! by Propaganda13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was actually having that discussion a couple of weeks ago. The main questions that were asked:
      1. Would you eat vat grown meat?
      2. Would you eat vat grown human meat?
      3. Would you eat your body's meat grown in a vat?

    9. Re:Panic! by Rix · · Score: 1

      The main objections to canabalism are health related, not morality.

    10. Re:Panic! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Whatever infectious diseases or parasites a human can get, I am likely to be able to get those too.

      You think the food industry will maintain high enough standards?

      So no thanks.

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    11. Re:Panic! by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 1

      Also see Neil Gaiman's babycakes. It can be online (probably illegally) at http://journals.muchmusic.com/view_comment.jsp?jID =23132.

    12. Re:Panic! by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      The main objections to canabalism are health related, not morality


      Somehow I doubt that very much. There definitely are health issues, (but in Western societies at least) they are dwarfed by the moral objections.

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    13. Re:Panic! by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

      >> 98% of members of the Libertarian party have NO CLUE what the party's platform really advocates.

      I find that's true of PITA supporters as well. All the ones I know own pets! Ah, the humanity (i.e. stupidity).

    14. Re:Panic! by maximthemagnificent · · Score: 1

      Of course, if I could remember the acronym correctly, it'd make me look a lot less like a nimrod.
      A lot less tasty, though. Mmm...peta bread...I mean, pita bread! (:

    15. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "i want this motherfucking cloned meat out of this motherfucking lab!"

    16. Re:Panic! by Insightfill · · Score: 1

      PITA vs. PETA?

      No, I like your acronym better. We nicknamed our cat PITA: Pain In The Ass.

    17. Re:Panic! by Politburo · · Score: 1

      will the taboo against eating human flesh fade away?

      IMO, no. While there are historical records of cannibalism, it is rare and generally occurs/occurred only in ritual or dire situations. I think the built-in disguist mechanism would be extremely difficult to overcome.

    18. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      ""Genuine Paris Hilton breasts and thighs, $3.99/lb"


      Cool! Dinner for 89 cents!

    19. Re:Panic! by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      That could be a great horror film. But it still couldn't hold the jockstrap of the greatest horror film of all time.

      -Eric

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      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    20. Re:Panic! by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      1. Would you eat vat grown meat?
      2. Would you eat vat grown human meat?
      3. Would you eat your body's meat grown in a vat?

      Is there any particular reason you put the questions in that order? Is it just from less specific to more specific or do you think that's the less disturbing to more disturbing order? Personally i'd be far more willing to chow down on a piece of myself than of some other person. Between chewing on fingernails, sucking on small cuts and the natural shedding of cells from mucous membranes i've probably already ingested quite a lot of myself over the years.

      Although as pointed out by the other responder, eating human meat would require _much_ higher health standards on the part of the "manufacturers," so there could be quite a big gap between being theoretically willing to do #2 and #3 above and considering it to be practically safe.

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    21. Re:Panic! by Jon-1 · · Score: 1

      Steaks on a Plane!

    22. Re:Panic! by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 1

      yes, yes and hell yes. I love the taste of my finger nails and if that taste good imagine the choice cuts...

    23. Re:Panic! by Rix · · Score: 1

      But the health issues form the base, the morality is just superstition, like kosher food.

    24. Re:Panic! by Propaganda13 · · Score: 1

      Vat grown meat was first because a "no" would mean a "no" for all three questions. I put vat grown human meat second because I think that a lot of people separate in their heads, meat from the animal. When eating a steak, they don't think about the cow that it came from. Your own meat came last because of the personal connection that might be harder for some people to overcome.

      As for health standards, I think the meat would be grown from a small sample that had been analyzed, but I understand the concern.

  11. This would seem to be safer than regular beef by the_humeister · · Score: 1, Redundant

    And more ethical. No need to slaughter all those cows now (not that we really need to for our abundant food supply anyway). And there won't be the risk of getting CJD since there should be no neural tissue.

    1. Re:This would seem to be safer than regular beef by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Close but no cigar... Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease is not Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy.

    2. Re:This would seem to be safer than regular beef by bangenge · · Score: 1

      not that we really need to for our abundant food supply anyway

      abundant? i guess you haven't heard of africa. too bad, people there don't know what steak is. those who do can't. not all the research going on in the world is for america, you know?

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    3. Re:This would seem to be safer than regular beef by Grym · · Score: 1

      And more ethical. No need to slaughter all those cows now (not that we really need to for our abundant food supply anyway). And there won't be the risk of getting CJD since there should be no neural tissue.

      But see, that's just a small benefit to labrotory grown (invitro) meats. Not only could you certify your meat free of CJD but also E.Coli, Salmonella, and all microbes/prions in general--including non-pathogenic microbes responsible for food spoilage. In fact, under sterile conditions you could produce a steak that could stay fresh in its original package for months (if not years) in a normal refrigerator--or no refrigerator at all (a la MREs, but uncooked).

      But even sterile food is just the beginning. See, because you have complete control over the genes of the cells being consumed, you could do all kinds of things that most people can't even dream about now. Imagine genetically engineering a tenderloin that had all the essential nutrients one needs or a pork-chop with only the "good" cholesterols in it. There could be genes for non-essential nutrients that everybody loves like anti-oxidants, caffeine or ginseng. You could add genes for preservatives such as antibiotics or anti-fungal agents. Hell, you could make the food glow if you wanted to. The only limits to this are the marketplace and the imagination.

      Speaking of the marketplace, invitro meat will inevitably be better but in one way especially; and that is price. Think about it. It takes YEARS to get a cow to the age of slaughter. Not only does this process require a lot of time and energy, but it takes up huge amounts of space to accomplish--none of which are cheap. The slaughtering and packaging process itself is work-intensive, cumbersome and highly regulated. And even after all of that, much of the end product is completely wasted in the form of non-edible parts of the animal. Invitro meat has none of these problems. No energy is wasted creating tissues that won't be used. Once the process is perfected, meat that used to take years to generate could take only weeks or even a matter of days. No industrialized farm could match that, because the current way of producing meat is inherently inefficient. Even with heavy federal subsidies, it would be impossible for them to compete.

      I don't care what people say in this country about their ethical concerns. If you can consistently deliver the freshest steak they've ever eaten at a tenth of the price, they'll buy it. People travel miles to Wal-mart or Sam's to save 20 cents on toliet paper. There's no way they'd pass invitro meat up with the prices we're talking about--no matter how creepy they might have initially thought it was.

      I'm absolutely convinced that invitro meat is the way of the future. Maybe not in the next five years. Maybe not in our lifetimes. But the biology, brute efficiency, and potential marketability behind the idea makes it all but inevitable.

      -Grym

    4. Re:This would seem to be safer than regular beef by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      For the love of God, they're not talking about growing Steaks on a Stick (TM); they're talking about growing animals with identical genetic code, aka clones. In nature, we call them twins.

    5. Re:This would seem to be safer than regular beef by the_humeister · · Score: 1

      The problem with Africa is more an issue with distribution rather than lack of food. Take all the food produced in the world, and there's more than enough to feed all 6 billion of us. Getting the food to where it needs to go is another matter entirely.

  12. Oh Yeah.. and fish have feelings too... by bagboy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Right CowboyNeal... Geeze this is a "tech" forum. Why not leave the Peta dialogue for forums more suited. When did slashdot become a catch-all?

    1. Re:Oh Yeah.. and fish have feelings too... by audacity242 · · Score: 1

      News for nerds. Stuff that matters.

      That means, well, more than just tech. Such as the ethical questions that come with tech. Deal with it.

    2. Re:Oh Yeah.. and fish have feelings too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... I'm actually aroused....

  13. Unrelated by Eightyford · · Score: 1
    Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal. That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is."
    I'd like to see that too, but what does that have to do with this story?
    1. Re:Unrelated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you RTFA, you'll find that it's not even talking about cloning 'beef'. It's about cloning the cow which, when slaughtered, becomes 'beef'.

      This is still whole organism cloning, i.e. the animal will still be born as a calf, raised for several years to ideal weight and then slaughtered. So how exactly are you going to 'end all ethical issues with raising an animal for food'?

      Talk about 'media induced' hype...

    2. Re:Unrelated by stnf · · Score: 1

      Yes. Seriously. This article isn't about growing meat without cattle, it's about cloning the best specimens.

  14. Where do I start? by Spackler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ok, so many comments, so little time:

    "Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat"

    Dude. your personal issues do not belong on /.

    That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food

    There is an ethical issue? Get real you pansy and eat some steaks. Even the bible says we can eat them (as long as they are uncleaven of hoof). If God didn't have a problem with it, I should?

    1. Re:Where do I start? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is an ethical issue? Get real you pansy and eat some steaks. Even the bible says we can eat them (as long as they are uncleaven of hoof). If God didn't have a problem with it, I should?"

      Dude. your theological issues do not belong on /.

    2. Re:Where do I start? by S.P.B.Wylie · · Score: 1

      God doesn't care about rights violations, why should I?

      Doing something just because an old book told you to is bad enough. Now you are saying it's okay to do something because an old book didn't say not to?

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      I give bread to the poor, they call me a saint.
      I ask why the poor have no bread, they call me a communist.
    3. Re:Where do I start? by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Who says there is a god? One's belief in a god is a personal issue.

    4. Re:Where do I start? by Spackler · · Score: 1

      Well, this is rare. Even on slashdot. I make a joke about a beef story, and I get a poorly informed reply. I know you will probably never see this, but in case you do, let me take this rare opportunity to "QUOTE THE BIBLE" in my reply. It is my first time, so be gentle.

      First off, lets start with what you said:
      Doing something just because an old book told you to is bad enough. Now you are saying it's okay to do something because an old book didn't say not to?

      Sweet. However, the Lord did specifically say we could munch on cows.

      Let me quote from the third book of the bible. Leviticus, chapter 11, verse 1-13:

      11:1
      And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying unto them,

      11:2
      Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These are the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that are on the earth.

      11:3
      Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, and cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.

      11:4
      Nevertheless these shall ye not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the hoof: as the camel, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

      11:5
      And the coney, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

      11:6
      And the hare, because he cheweth the cud, but divideth not the hoof; he is unclean unto you.

      11:7
      And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you.

      11:8
      Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch; they are unclean to you.

      11:9
      These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.

      11:10
      And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

      11:11
      They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.

      11:12
      Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

      11:13
      And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray

      I am stunned that I just quoted the bible to make an argument on slashdot. What has the world come to?

  15. Finally, our own meat. by w33t · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was just talking about this the other day as I was enjoying a burrito. I love this idea so much, and yet there are those who find it somehow repulsive.

    How can growing meat be seen as more repulsive than the murder assembly lines at slaughterhouses?

    My more stable-minded vegetarian friends gladly welcome this - as their food choices are equally health and ethics based.

    Don't go thinking that all vegitarians hate the taste of beef. That red meat has got some major building blocks in it - and meat is a very good source of the basic building blocks your body needs.

    You can think of meat as "pre-fabricated" building materials for your body - since the animal who owned it before you has already done much of the work needed to convert the raw materials into useful proteins.

    I love this idea, I would much rather make my own meat than take it from a nice, innocent bovine who happens to be using it at the moment.

    And this actually brings up a somewhat...uh, weird question.

    If meat is a great building-block food - and certain meats are better for certain things...then might we design the "perfect" meat for human consumption?...if so, and this is the disturbing part, might we actually splice our own DNA into the transgenic mix?

    Could this be considered a form of cannibalism?

    Ah the future, so fun to turn everything on it's head.

    1. Re:Finally, our own meat. by Biff+Stu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please contact us. We have employment opportunities for people who think like you do.

      Sincerely,

      The Soylent Corporation

    2. Re:Finally, our own meat. by naoursla · · Score: 1

      I read a science fiction story about that many year ago. Meat was grown in a vat and pretty much every imaginable type of meat had been grown and marketed -- including some extinct species. Some clever person came out with a mystery meat that turned out to be the best meat ever. It was eventually revealed to be human.

      I think the lesson there is to never eat anything labeled "mystery meat".

    3. Re:Finally, our own meat. by rlp · · Score: 1

      SOYLENT GREEN IS ... network connection closed

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    4. Re:Finally, our own meat. by maynard · · Score: 1

      *smacks forehead*

      I spent my entire childhood eating 'mystery meat' from the school cafeteria... Oh fuck!

    5. Re:Finally, our own meat. by w33t · · Score: 1

      haha!

      Fry: What if the secret ingredient is... people!?
      Leela: Oh, there's already a soda like that. Soylent Cola.
      Fry: Oh, how is it?
      Leela: It varies from person to person. ;]

    6. Re:Finally, our own meat. by agent_no.82 · · Score: 1

      As for your question: the answer depends on your definition of what is human. (Not to mention that consuming human flesh is bad for us anyway...)
      As such, the more relevant ethical part of the question is "was it once human?"
      Then again, if it was never part of a sentient being, then there is no ethical dialemma, IMO.

    7. Re:Finally, our own meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The super beef is people. PEOPLE!!!

    8. Re:Finally, our own meat. by spitzak · · Score: 1

      I think that was Arther C Clarke. It was a rather funny short story. Basically all food was manufactured, and everybody forgot what it was a copy of. The board of directors of the food company that is rapidly loosing sales to this new food that everybody likes has to be explained by a scientist from their labs the meaning of the word "carnivore". After this long explaination which also revealed the history of the manufactured foods, the scientist says they have completed their examination of the competitors food, and says "now I need to define a new word. That word is 'cannibal'".

    9. Re:Finally, our own meat. by flink · · Score: 1

      Just goes to show that this comic was way ahead of its time...

    10. Re:Finally, our own meat. by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      Biff Stu? Is that your name or the name of one of your products?

    11. Re:Finally, our own meat. by Ksisanth · · Score: 2, Funny

      I love this idea, I would much rather make my own meat than take it from a nice, innocent bovine who happens to be using it at the moment.

      All of my beef comes from mean, guilty bovines that are no longer using it themselves.

    12. Re:Finally, our own meat. by KanSer · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This entire thread is about a disgusting _abomination_ that should never exist in the first place.

      That people are discussing it seriously is even more deleterious to my faith in humanity.

      None of this sounds like the most fucked up Pandora's Box to open on our food chain?

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    13. Re:Finally, our own meat. by Rix · · Score: 1

      I'm always amused at vegans claiming to be thinking of the welfare of cows and calling for an end to their consumption. How many cows do you think would be around if we stopped eating them?

    14. Re:Finally, our own meat. by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1

      and remember our slogan...

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    15. Re:Finally, our own meat. by naoursla · · Score: 1

      No. This one was printed in Analog, or one of those other magazines, in the late eighties. There was a punch line of where the cell line came from, but I don't feel like saying it here. I think it would come out wrong.

    16. Re:Finally, our own meat. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Is a cow's average quality of life proportionate to the number of cows alive??

    17. Re:Finally, our own meat. by jb_nizet · · Score: 1

      You're right, but the ethical reason of the vegeterians (most of the time) is not: do not eat meat because it will make the cows disappear (species-oriented thinking). It is rather: every time you eat meat, an animal has suffered, often during its whole life (individual-oriented thinking).
      If everyone stops eating steaks, there will be less cows, but the cows still living on this planet won't suffer as much, and there will be less suffering.

      What amazes me, as an ex-vegetarian, is all the persons who eat meat but are disgusted by the idea of eating dogs or cats, and even more disgusted by the idea of eating their own dog or cat. See, once you start giving some value to the life of an individual animal, you don't eat it. Vegetarians are the same: they give some value to the life of each cow on this planet, and thus refuse to eat them. That doesn't mean they want as many cows as possible on the planet, or even that they are concerned about the survival of the cow species.

    18. Re:Finally, our own meat. by brother_b · · Score: 1

      There's actually other reasons to not eat dogs or cats. I don't even like dogs, and I wouldn't eat one. Supposedly, the meat from vertebrate carnivores isn't particularly tasty, although some people do eat them. Compare herbivore ducks vs. the fish-eating species. The meat from fish-eating ducks tastes pretty vile. In general, the best meat comes from herbivores. Most animals that are still hunted for food (rabbits, deer, squirrels, etc.) are herbivores.

      Granted, this doesn't take into account that factory-farm-raised herbivore animals are often fed meal made partially from the unusable scraps of other animals and not just vegetable material, which is where the whole Mad Cow scare came from with cows consuming brain material from infected sheep and cattle.

    19. Re:Finally, our own meat. by Peaker · · Score: 1

      I don't think our digestive system leaves any protein intact.

      I believe we digest the proteins to their basic amino acids and use those.

    20. Re:Finally, our own meat. by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Screw the Soylent Corporation. Come work with us. We'll make you MIGHTY!!!

      Sincerely,

      The Parallax Corporation

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    21. Re:Finally, our own meat. by PlantyPal · · Score: 1

      Nope, not cannibalism. We swap synonymous codons for the same amino acid sequence. Have our meat and eat it, too; not human DNA, not human DNA sequence, but burgers and spam identical to our own presumably delicious flesh.

    22. Re:Finally, our own meat. by Rix · · Score: 1

      Yes, there would be less suffering, but there would also be less happiness, because that cow wouldn't have existed in the first place if it wheren't raised for it's meat/milk. If, as you argue, suffering is all we should be concerned with, then eating meat is a mercy, as that particular cow is no longer suffering.

      There's no contradiction in eating one sort of animal and not another. Cats, dogs and dolphins are species I have reason to believe are intelligent enough to be considered at least somewhat sapient. Cows are not, and thus they fall in the same basket as carrots and rocks.

  16. Obligatory mangled quotation by cunina · · Score: 5, Funny

    Begun, this clone BBQ has.

    1. Re:Obligatory mangled quotation by EnsilZah · · Score: 2, Funny

      Execute Order 66.
      With some extra sauce please.

  17. CowboyNeal by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

    Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal.
     
    Wouldnt this make the cowboy profession obsolete? And this comming from a self proclaimed cowboy?

    --
    I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    1. Re:CowboyNeal by slightlyspacey · · Score: 1

      You can have my captive bolt stun gun when you pry it from my cold-dead fingers ... Same goes for my baby seal club

    2. Re:CowboyNeal by stnf · · Score: 1

      He's probably one of those cyber cowboys who move TCP packets from one point to another. I'm guessing switches and routers are his main rivals.

  18. Cloned McBeef... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Haven't McDonald's been serving that for years?

  19. Eat the right meat Neo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.themeatrix.com

  20. Pick one or the other... by RandomPrecision · · Score: 1

    "That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is."

    So these things weren't threats at all (media-induced panic), but you think cloned food is a good idea just because they save us from these non-existent threats? Eh?

    Not that I'm afraid of any of those, or that I think cloned beef is a bad idea, but you contradict your reasons for supporting it, do you not?

  21. Needs good marketing, though by qengho · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Damn Interesting ran an article last year about NASA research into vat-grown meat for long space journeys. It points out that "meat developed in this way is essentially a cultured muscle tumor", and so isn't very appetizing:

    "... one has to wonder whether these meat machines will become the source of cheap meat for the massive underclass of the future. The rich will dine on corn-fed Iowa beef while the poor masses slave away in the underground factories, lunching on cultured meat tumor-chow laced with obedience-enhancing drugs. It seems almost inevitable.
    1. Re:Needs good marketing, though by chris_eineke · · Score: 1

      That sounds like cut-rate AAA socialist propaganda to me. :)

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    2. Re:Needs good marketing, though by splatterboy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, read the same article. I was checking through to see if it was already posted and you beat me to it. The whole idea seems repellent, from the article: "But it isn't very appetizing, particularly considering that meat developed in this way is essentially a cultured muscle tumor." Yuck.

      But hey, people eat slim jims and all sorts of "mystery meat" so they'll probably eat this stuff too. The new "cloned meat" industry will be quick to get the marketing and flavor/texture perfected... Shades of Invader Zim "space meat", Macmeaties here I come

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  22. Re:I for one.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vegans avoid that Frankenstein gmo food when ever possible. Dietary vegans aren't vegans. Veganism is about animal rights. Anything else is fakeatarian.

  23. With apologies to Norm and Cliff... by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 1

    You thought that was beef? That was bef!

    What's bef?

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  24. Sorry guys: by Punchcardz · · Score: 1

    This isn't using tisue culture to produce prime rib in a vat. This is about taking and using meat as a starting point for cloning another full animal. Sorry, PETA won't like this either, nor will it be safe from prion diseases (since that has more to do with feeding of animals, as opposed to the genetic origin of the critter.

  25. Forget beef... by lawpoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about cloned sex workers?

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    1. Re:Forget beef... by maynard · · Score: 2, Funny

      They wouldn't taste as good either.

    2. Re:Forget beef... by JFMulder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Didn't they already clone sheeps?

    3. Re:Forget beef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on /. could such a comment be rated insightful.

    4. Re:Forget beef... by PiercedSoul · · Score: 1

      Hey, that reply was supposed to be FUNNY, wasn't it?

    5. Re:Forget beef... by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Damn scottish mods!

    6. Re:Forget beef... by JFMulder · · Score: 1

      Hey, that was a joke ***dammit!!!

    7. Re:Forget beef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdotters are serious about getting laid by a sheep.

  26. BtAF has already covered this... by Twisted64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...as far as I can see, nobody has posted the Bob the Angry Flower comic yet. AWESOMELY funny and somehow totally on topic at the same time :-)

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  27. Delicacy by spurdy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cloned beef and cabbage. Yummm!

    1. Re:Delicacy by Thrakamazog · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm cloned beef on rye.

  28. Panic by rocketman768 · · Score: 1

    "Whatever the next media induced panic is" would be the growing of the meat...

  29. please sir... by pabens · · Score: 1

    can I have some more of your tasty soylent green burgers?

  30. I don't think so. by mrsbrisby · · Score: 4, Interesting
    potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is."
    I'm not so sure about that.

    Consider that the dangerous bacteria and viruses you're talking about, would only have a single organism to target, and we'd run the risk of a single lucky virus taking out the world's entire meat supply.

    Unless of course, they are right, and there is no evolution- and every organism is the same as it was when the planet was summoned into existence over the course of a particularly shady six day run. In which case, we have nothing to fear, because new viruses are not mutating into existance, and we only need to protect this meat from the dangers that exist right now and just wait until all the mad-cow viruses go extinct.

    I'm not sure I want to live in either world, so excuse me while I go take a chew on this helpless animal here.
    1. Re:I don't think so. by Pigeon451 · · Score: 1
      Talk about fearmongering ...

      It's not like the entire meat supply will be enclosed in a single warehouse in the world. Obviously something could get in and destroy a batch of meat, just like a bug infestation can destroy a crop. But it would be localized. And storage conditions would likely be sterile and less susceptible to viruses and bacteria, much like a semiconductor cleanroom.

  31. I've got an idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we cure cancer first?

    Then we can worry about cloning beef.

    Popularist Scientists indeed. >:-(

  32. End all ethical issues? by Trayal · · Score: 0

    "...end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is."

    No media enduced panic for cloned meat products?

    Bwaaaah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha~!

    Slightly genitically engineered veggies have already been causing controversy for awhile.

  33. ...Extinction....maybe... by Gemini_25_RB · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking: If we started cloning a specific Cow for all our beef needs, why would we still need other cattle? When the price of the cloned beef drops to a reasonable level compared to "natural" beef, the incentive for the old practice is gone. So...what happens then? Would anyone notice if the natural cow went extinct? Would anyone really care?

    1. Re:...Extinction....maybe... by icegreentea · · Score: 1

      turns out some people dont mind paying more for the "real", "original", "natural" (etc etc) stuff. that more or less goes for everything. example would be organic crops. also, im pretty sure someone will notice if the "natrual" cow went extinct. once again, for example they're raising hell over GM crops, and they arent even coming close to replacing "natrual" crops any time soon. there may always be a place for the uncloned cow. even if it is still our stomachs.

    2. Re:...Extinction....maybe... by Zorque · · Score: 1

      Cows would still probably be grown for leather, unless an effective way to grow cow skin in huge sheets can be devised.

    3. Re:...Extinction....maybe... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It will be interesting when the Whole food, birkenstock, homeopathic astrology crowd is arguing FOR animal products instead of generally siding with PETA.

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    4. Re:...Extinction....maybe... by blues_shuffle · · Score: 1

      Are there any other animals from which milk can be so easily harvested?

  34. I don't care about cloned beef... by despisethesun · · Score: 1

    ...but I would like to see them be able to grow chicken skin without the rest of the chicken. Properly prepared and crispified, it's the best part of the bird, clogged arteries be damned!

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  35. All I have to say is... by dark-br · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... I'M TIRED OF THOSE M***FU***RS BEEF CLONES IN THOSE M****FU****RS TAKE AWAYS!

    Beef Clones on a Take Away, next summer in a cinema near you!

    (i'm not yelling stupid lameness filter!)

  36. NO, not our own 'meat'. by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    RTFA.

    Then discover that it still involves raising beef, then slaughtering them. In the meantime, they'll also be living on feed lots, and pumped full of hormones and anti-biotics just like they are now. Wonder why you've got nice tits, big boy?

    Vegetarians will have great problems with this. If you grow meat in a vat, it's not going to work. You need to have muscle, and that muscle has to be worked. Are you going to run it via an old Compaq running Windows 98? Here: have some of this stuff, we used the 2.6.16 kernel as its muscle exerciser. See how good it tastes on the barbie?

    No. Not soon, and not if RTFA.

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    1. Re:NO, not our own 'meat'. by Gemini_25_RB · · Score: 1

      Do the electric impulse "muscle stimulizers" actually work? Maybe an electric pulse through the mythical "vat" could get some muscles to grow... And if we're actually engineering the meat to grow in small sections, we should be able to make the natural muscle:fat ratio a bit more ideal.

    2. Re:NO, not our own 'meat'. by sr180 · · Score: 1

      Considering that the last time a company tried advertising one of those 'muscle stimulizers' in australia, they were successfully sued for false advertising, I say probably not.

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    3. Re:NO, not our own 'meat'. by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      If you grow meat in a vat, it's not going to work. You need to have muscle, and that muscle has to be worked


      If someone manages to get beef to grow in a vat, then they by definition have found a way to make muscle grow under circumstances where it normally wouldn't. Compared to getting beef to grow outside of a cow, the challenge of getting it to grow without daily exercise is pretty trivial.


      That said, the image of a guy with a whip forcing giant globs of meat to jog around the track once a day does have its appeal... :^)

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    4. Re:NO, not our own 'meat'. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      You need to have muscle, and that muscle has to be worked.

      Guess you have never heard of veal.

      I'm all for steaks, but can't see a way to eat veal for the very reason you didn't understand.

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  37. Instead of cloning by Scoldog · · Score: 1

    Why don't we raise suicidal cows?

    "Right, now that you've made your decision, I'll just pop off into the kitchen and shoot myself. Don't worry, I'll be very humane!"

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    1. Re:Instead of cloning by Gemini_25_RB · · Score: 1

      ... And when the cows decide to start jumping from buildings...damn, that would hurt!

    2. Re:Instead of cloning by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

      Why don't we raise suicidal cows? "Right, now that you've made your decision, I'll just pop off into the kitchen and shoot myself. Don't worry, I'll be very humane!"

      It wouldn't work. It'll just take one suicidal cow with a gun out of a million to go crazy.

      "I'm going to go into the kitchen and shoot myself, but before I do. I'm taking as many of you mofo's as I can with me! Your turn to say moo, BITCH!"

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  38. Woah... by Fluffy_Kitten · · Score: 0

    Anyone else read that as "Cloned Beer coming soon"?

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  39. It doesn't cost much more by tentimestwenty · · Score: 1

    We already have this, although it originated in Japan. It's called Kobe Beef. Only, its one of the most expensive meats on the planet.

    I can buy organic beef at my local supermarket for about double the cost of regular beef. There has to be some point between factory farms and organic farms which is still cost effective and can be marketed to the average consumer. We are seeing organic & "air-chilled", "premium" chicken breasts advertised on TV and these are evidently selling very well.

    1. Re:It doesn't cost much more by schon · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can buy organic beef at my local supermarket for about double the cost of regular beef.

      Wow, you're getting ripped off.

      The organic beef at my local supermarket is only about 20% more than the "regular" type. My wife and I picked up two cuts from each type, and were surprised at how much more tender and better tasting the organic beef was. We've only been buying the organic beef ever since.

    2. Re:It doesn't cost much more by rs79 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "We are seeing organic & "air-chilled", "premium" chicken breasts advertised on TV "

      Don't be daft. In Amerika there are no breasts on TV.

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    3. Re:It doesn't cost much more by umghhh · · Score: 1

      There is no proof that the organic is more expensive. We have no information available what the actual cost of it really is. After all organic also means that expensive chemicals are not used in different parts of production process. I do not remember where I read about this but the story went on like: the experiment with organic produce was that people expect it to costs more and in free market (what the heck is that ?) the price reaches the level which both sides are happy with. It has then less to do with actual costs if customer is happy to pay more. //

    4. Re:It doesn't cost much more by GundamFan · · Score: 1

      Insightful? The mods need to lay off the cloned beef...

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    5. Re:It doesn't cost much more by x-vere · · Score: 1

      "In Amerika there are no breasts on TV."
      And it truly is a shame!

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    6. Re:It doesn't cost much more by GoatMonkey2112 · · Score: 1

      I like inorganic meat much better.

    7. Re:It doesn't cost much more by indifferent+children · · Score: 2, Insightful
      organic also means that expensive chemicals are not used

      And why is it that farmers use those expensive chemicals? Maybe they're idiots? Maybe they own so much stock in Monsanto that they think they can boost their dividends by buying more chemicals? No, it turns out that the chemicals give the farmers more beef per dollar spent (fewer dollars spent per unit of beef, if you prefer). That's why they buy the expensive chemicals. Organic beef does cost more to produce (maybe not double, maybe not more than 110%, but 'more').

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    8. Re:It doesn't cost much more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Don't be daft. In Amerika there are no breasts on TV.

      Whatever nitwit modded this +5: Insightful should have their mod privileges removed

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_political _spelling#.22K.22_replacing_.22C.22/

      The nitwit who posted it ... well, here in America you're still allowed to be a nitwit.

    9. Re:It doesn't cost much more by dorbabil · · Score: 1

      Organic farmers may be using expensive chemicals too.

      For growing produce, organic farmers use pesticides derived from fungal and bacterial toxins instead of synthetic ones. They also apply Bt-producing Bacteria instead of growing genetically modified crops that contain the Bt toxin. Using feces to fertilize crops also poses it's own risks over using something like saltpeter. Risks of fecal born disease (like that caused by E-coli bacteria) requires careful composting, which requires time and money. Organic farmers tend to use other methods, like growing nitrogen fixing crops between other crops. Again, this takes time and money.

      As far as produced food goes, it's generally more expensive because they tend to use more expensive (i.e. higher quality) ingredients, not because the organic food is any more or less expensive to grow. Have you ever wondered why organic foods made by "organic" companies tend to taste better than organic foods made by the big corperations? The corperations use the same crappy ingredients they used before, they just produce them organically.

      So I'd say, if you want to get the best deal with the least cruelty involved, do some research. See if you can find a local farm that you can see is "cruelty free". Don't assume organic will be better in any way, do your research to determine whether or not the company that produces the organic variety uses better feed/takes better care of the animals/whatever than the competition.

    10. Re:It doesn't cost much more by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I see different figures from which the lowest was 20% of difference. I claim that this has not much to do with actual costs. You being a knowledgable in farming say it is more expensive. Well shall we see?

        I give an example from other area of food production where use of modern methods vs traditional ones is also perceived as cheaper and more efficient thus also 'better'. I assume similar processes happen elsewhere too.
      In the country I live in, majority of bakers do use chemicaly improved flour. This is easier to handle as the result is more stable than with so called traditional ways. Such flour is expensive as it is refined by producers. It is said that this additional expense of using refined flour is offset by better efficiency. Maybe. The way back to verify is rather difficult as it seems so they are in fact stuck with this refined thing (which is not that bad really - it just does not taste so good).
        To make bread the old way requires knowldge that modern bakers do not have anymore. Certain baker in my country decided to come back to old methods. He was in fact forced to try something 'new' in wake of bread factories opening around that make bread and roles etc from prefabricated stuff. No knowledge needed there besides basic economics and cheap labour. It took our guy two years (!) to learn stuff his grandpa (who grounded his bakery) took for granted to use old technology properly and without problems. He analyzed results. After all this time he was able to:

      1. produce better tasting bread (whether that was more ecological or bio I do not care - it tasted good and contained less chemicals)
      2. his bread was not more expensive than the stuff from baking factories around his shop. This because efficiency was offset by profit of flour refiners.
      3. In times when traditional bakers rather close their business and only big firms can afford to open bread factories he was able to prosper even if he was selling his produce cheaper than the baking factories (well he did not have that many managers and marketing people spending time and money on big implanted tits of their secretaries.

      I am sure this cannot be directly applied to meat production or for rice production etc. But it can. In fact mix of old ways and modern technology may make food production cheaper and better without massive use of chemicals etc. It is possible. It is also difficult because there are vested interests everywhere not to do so. There is also a problem with knowledge. But as said - it is possible. Those that do not do it may miss on knowledge or possibility. Modern rice production methods in India for instance (remember green revolution?) eliminated traditional knowledge and traditional rice sorts from existence. Coming back is sometimes mighty difficult if at all possible.

      If people agree to pay more for such food it is better for producers is it not? I do not mind either. I only contest the claims that it has to be more expensive. It is not production that usually is. These days we pay for branding and for packaging, transport and said tits implants etc almost up to the point where production cost of actual product does not matter anymore. I dont say it is wrong but one has to be aware what are the reasons and consequences of certain processes. If you however further belive in the more expensive bio products - then I am sure there are farmers (and shop owners) more than happy to deliver. And it is good so.

    11. Re:It doesn't cost much more by dorbabil · · Score: 1

      Quoth the parent:
      "1. produce better tasting bread (whether that was more ecological or bio I do not care - it tasted good and contained less chemicals)"

      So, what you're saying is, it contained more gasses and larger chemicals than the other stuff? Why is that a selling point? Granted, gluten is a HUGE chemical, since it's essentially a polymer matrix, but it's important for good, high quality bread. And, of course, CO2 is a gas, and it's also a chemical that's so very important to making good bread. But still. I don't understand why less chemicals is a selling point. Shouldn't it be better, tastier, healthier chemicals? I don't want to be paying for more air.

    12. Re:It doesn't cost much more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see what the big deal is. The slang "Amerika" is essentially the same thing as "Soviet America", the point being that there is some aspect of America that resembles a police state. It may not be Insightful, but I believe it is an appropriate use of the slang.

    13. Re:It doesn't cost much more by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      There are lots of factors that go into pricing of "organic" products, and the term can mean many different things.

      I believe that all you absolutely have to do to get certified as "organic" beef is to feed the cows organic grain (that is, corn that hasn't been sprayed with chemicals), and avoid pumping them full of the antibiotics that allow factory-farmed cows to survive the squalor they're kept in. "Organic" doesn't mean that the cows are allowed to stroll around a big pasture, or that they're being fed the grass that their bodies are designed to ingest.

      "Organic" meat is still a good thing, because many of the pesticides used on grain tend to bioaccumulate in the cows that eat it. But the 'organic' label alone tells you surprisingly little about how the animals are raised, fed, and slaughtered. Some of the price difference could be due to such differences. Or it could be the simple realization that when you mark two similar items a different price, people contort their brains all sorts of ways to justify the difference. Anyhow, it's important to go deeper to find out how the animals are actually treated.

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  40. WHAT ethical issues... by wcitechnologies · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ethical issues? We've been raising animals for food for thousands of years, it has been one of the keys to our dominance as a species. Don't believe everything PETA tells you.

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    1. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by Gemini_25_RB · · Score: 1

      Just because we've been doing something for a long time doesn't make it right, just customary or traditional. While I don't have too many issues with the raising of cattle as food, due to their really low intelligence (I wonder if cows are inbred to the point of this absolute retardation, or if tearing off your own udders by stepping on them is instictual), the whole force-feeding and use of hormones is kinda sketchy. The cows don't have to do anything anymore, so their time on the ranch is about as personally meaningful to the cow as their time in my mouth.

    2. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by TiwazTyrsfist · · Score: 1

      So, this simply goes to the point that vat cloning beef muscle, not as part of an animal, is a good idea. Whether of not one considers the treatment of farm animals as unethical, you have to admit that the cloned meat isn't unethical. It removes the concept of meat from the concept of a living being that can be said to suffer.

    3. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only ones that have ethical issues with it are some crazy people who should be turned into fertilizer.

    4. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by zaliph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good point. If anything, raising or growing a cow in a way that is radically different from its 'natural' evolutionary pattern via some kind of disturbing lab technology creates ethical problems.
       
      A hardline stance could easily be that if selective breeding for desireable traits is OK, then so should cloning of desireable traits. However, ethics is a study of grey areas, not obdurate lines in the sand.
       
      Additionally, any desireable traits (better taste, less prone to disease, etc) that are cloned may turn out to be pestersome in the long run. Small genetic pools are more prone to diseases that may arise unexpectedly. An airborne spore that enters a lab, for instance, could kill thousands of specimens instantly rather than only affecting a third.
       
      Also, cloning that occurs over an extended period hasn't been evaluated in a long term study. I'd hate to have cloning emulate in-breeding, for instance.

    5. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by HotmanParisHiltonKam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ethical issues? We've been raising animals for food for thousands of years, it has been one of the keys to our dominance as a species. Don't believe everything PETA tells you.

      Let's pretend it's 100 years ago and change a couple of words:

      Ethical issues? We've been using slaves to work our land for thousands of years, it has been one of the keys to our dominance as a race. Don't believe everything Abraham Lincoln tells you.

    6. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by wcitechnologies · · Score: 1

      That's a completely flawed anology. You're equating eating- a basic need, and the orginized process of feeding a population, with a measure of conveience that people didn't want to give up. eating = need slavery = not a need

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    7. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by HotmanParisHiltonKam · · Score: 1

      That's a completely flawed anology. You're equating eating- a basic need, and the orginized process of feeding a population, with a measure of conveience that people didn't want to give up. eating = need slavery = not a need

      Not quite. I'm comparing unnecessary slavery, for convenience, to unnecessarily eating an animal where there is enough food in the plant kingdom for everyone, for taste (or whatever other trivial reason there may be).

      eating = need
      eating animals = not a need

    8. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem is not in raising animals for food, the problem is in the bioindustry where animals are treated without any respect. You cross the ethics line when you put together tens of thousands of chickens, keep pigs in a tiny space where they can barely stand for the entire duration of their lives, or feed cadavers to cows.

    9. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Don't believe everything PETA tells you.
      But do continue to eat lots of meat, so we can continue to see ads containing the apparently disproportionately high number of very attractive women in PETA stark naked...

    10. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by duc1701 · · Score: 2, Informative

      We haven't been factory farming for thousands of years, though. Farming in the past half century is vastly different from the way it was prior.

    11. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      Agreed, but it is a health issue if you believe the 'germs and steel' tv show.

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    12. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by nickallen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I personally do not find eating meat unethical but I do find modern farming practices and factoring farming unethical. Treating an animal as though it were a machine is very different to how animals have been farmed for thousands of years. In modern times there is a strong emphasis on making profits with very little consideration for the animals or the environment in the process. People have become almost completely detached from the food production process and I'm sure most people would be horrified if they knew what went into the production of the food they eat. Farms used to be small scale with cows fed on grass and you knew the person who raised it - this is almost never true anymore.

    13. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by Loco+Moped · · Score: 1

      Not quite. I'm comparing unnecessary slavery, for convenience, to unnecessarily eating an animal where there is enough food in the plant kingdom for everyone, for taste (or whatever other trivial reason there may be) You're just being cowardly. You'll only eat poor, defenseless plants which can neither defend themselves nor run away. Would-be burgers can do both.

    14. Re:WHAT ethical issues... by HotmanParisHiltonKam · · Score: 1

      When farmers have to deal with cows with guns, I'll be happier.

  41. Re:I for one.. by S.P.B.Wylie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From dictionary.com:

    vegan (vgn, vjn) n. A vegetarian who eats plant products only, especially one who uses no products derived from animals, as fur or leather.

    The dictionary definition doesn't distinguish them, why should we? We have a name for animal rights activists: animal rights activists. You calling someone who doesn't eat meat for diet reasons a "fakeatarian" is elitism, and purposfully insulting. Bad things!!! Just ask Germany. (a leap, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else).

    Personally, I have always seen the dietary reasons as some of the best not to eat meat. Eating higher up the food pyramid means it takes more energy to feed you, which is inefficient and a little unfair considering that people starve in this world.

    Note: I do eat meat, but that's because I am spoiled and like how it tastes.

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  42. Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal."

    That's so easy. Just lobotomize the animal soon after it's born, hook it up to electromechanical life support and timed hormone/nutrient injections, and voila!, you have a brain-dead non-entity "cow" making meat for you.

    Patent pending.

  43. This can lead to only one thing... by Xaroth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Deja Food... the feeling that you've had this meal before.

  44. Economics will take care of it by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's far more likely that textured vegetable protein, which has had millions of years of evolution behind it, will end up be more efficient to produce than grown steaks. Another issue is that the stuff inside steak that's "tasty", also happens to be bad for you if it's a significant portion of your diet. Saturated fats and high protein diets seem to cause long-term issues.

    Now, I happen to be vegetarian, but certainly not for your standard ethical reasons. I'm all for animal experimentation, for example. I just find that our country's meat-heavy diet is expensive and inefficient. We're depleting our fresh water aquifers at a rapid rate, trying to grow feed for our cattle. American's waists are expanding, in part from our high-calorie meat diet.

    And, to end on a lighter note, here's a funny little story called They're Made Out of Meat that's hysterical.

    1. Re:Economics will take care of it by Daetrin · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Now, I happen to be vegetarian, but certainly not for your standard ethical reasons. I'm all for animal experimentation, for example. I just find that our country's meat-heavy diet is expensive and inefficient. We're depleting our fresh water aquifers at a rapid rate, trying to grow feed for our cattle. American's waists are expanding, in part from our high-calorie meat diet.

      One of the _other_ big benefits of cloned meat would be that, once properly developed, it would consume far less resources to produce than traditional meat on the hoof. You wouldn't have to keep it around for as long before harvesting it, you wouldn't have to waste calories growing body parts that aren't of any nutritional use, and you probably wouldn't even need to waste resources growing grain or grass to feed it. You could grow a lot of it just using recycled organic waste.

      Furthermore with sufficient development in the technology you could probably grow healthier cuts of meat with less saturated fat and other bad stuff.

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    2. Re:Economics will take care of it by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      One of the _other_ big benefits of cloned meat would be that, once properly developed, it would consume far less resources to produce than traditional meat on the hoof.

      What the hell are you talking about? Cloning is the process of growing entirely new animals using the same genetic code as the original animal (parent?). If a cow tastes good, you make a copy of it -- that's all. The article doesn't say anything about growing disembodied muscles to be turned into steak.

    3. Re:Economics will take care of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's talking about the other comment in the summary: That it would be great just to grow the parts of the animal that you are interested in.

      Obligatory Homer quote
      Mmmm... recycled organic waste...

    4. Re:Economics will take care of it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A high-protein diet has never been shown to have any negative impacts at all. Even though all the so-called health professionals about had a stroke when Atkins published his book, they still haven't been able to link his diet with any serious health consequences. There have been studies that link high-protein diets with increased insulin sensitivity (a good thing), decreased hunger, and increased weight loss. Until someone can produce controlled studies documenting a negative effect to eating meat I think it's prudent to continue assuming that it's just shrill PR by wacky vegetarians.

    5. Re:Economics will take care of it by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      "Another issue is that the stuff inside steak that's "tasty", also happens to be bad for you if it's a significant portion of your diet."

      And that is preciesly why textured vegetable protien will probably never exclipse meat. The only two ways are if meat becomes so expensive that no one can afford it (unlikely - fish and chicken are *cheap*) or they can make vegetables taste the same. I seriously doubt either. Health reasons will never be enough.

      Now, I use things like tofu all the time as an additive to meat dishes - a good way to add protien and fill you up and taste good. But it rarely makes up more than 25%, after that us non-vegetarians that are looking for "meat" taste start to notice. (note, this is to *replace* meat as opposed to a dish that is intended to be tofu). As you say with "tasty" - it's not just texture and the "tasty" bits are fat and such.

      I like vegetables, but I like them as vegetables. I've yet to find any that are a reasonable substitute for meat. In fact any that are even remotely a substitute. I'm not knocking a vegetarian lifestyle - my mother is nearly one (she doesn't like meat too much) - but it would be difficult in the extreme to have a vegatable mimic the taste of the protiens and such you are complaining about. I would rather just let the things be veggies and enjoy that. I'm as much a carnivore as any American, yet i've gone weeks without meat because I've found some new class of vegetable dishes that are great (not vegetables trying to replace meat, but ones that celebrate being vegetables).

      Vegetarians trying to convince people to eat less (or no) meat would be better off focusing on good, pure vegetable dishes than vegetable protien that kinda taste and sorta feels like meat. Your never gonna win the meat crowd with veggie burgers however much they fullfill that role in you (what makes a convert happy typically isn't what converts people). Arguments about health and aquifers are about as effective as "It taste so much better" is at making you eat lots of meat. Better to attack what they are caring about than what you care about.

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    6. Re:Economics will take care of it by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Everything is unhealthy if you make it the biggest part of your diet, it is part of the human biology that we have to eat everything, but most of it in moderate doses so that we get a well rounded diet. Most vegetarians I know do not look to healthy or have a constant fight to get their proteins, some I know reverted back to a moderate dosage of fish to cope with that. Tofu and Soy based substances can only drive you for a few years until you hate them. Sorry to say that but I think whole veganism (not vegetarianism) is interesting from a pure philosophical standpoint, it is totally idiotic from a health standpoint.

    7. Re:Economics will take care of it by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Who's American, and why does he have multiple waists?

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    8. Re:Economics will take care of it by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Good, pure vegetable dishes
      Such as?

    9. Re:Economics will take care of it by Daetrin · · Score: 1
      He's talking about the other comment in the summary: That it would be great just to grow the parts of the animal that you are interested in.

      Thank you AC, that's exactly what i was talking about. "Cloned" may technically be incorrect usage, but if there's an official term for taking the genetic material of a creature and using that material to grow copies of just a part of the original i don't know what it is.

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    10. Re:Economics will take care of it by jimicus · · Score: 1
      Now, I happen to be vegetarian, but certainly not for your standard ethical reasons.

      Funny you should say that, my Mum's vegetarian as well. Not because she loves animals, but because she hates vegetables.
    11. Re:Economics will take care of it by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      Poisons are bad for you. There are foods that, when eaten in certain quantities, produce elements or conditions in the body that are not as healthy as other foods. That shouldn't make them bad, it should suggest one make educated decisions about when and how often to eat them.

      100% ice cream made from cream, by your definition, is bad for you. But since I only eat eat a few times a year, who cares -- it tastes WONDERFUL and is much better than a granola bar. If I eat 4 oz of steak instead of 16 like many restaurants serve, I am still able to enjoy the taste I love and decrease my fat intake by 75%.

      I always found it funny when my vegetarian ex-wife would eat textured protein that was shaped and tasted like meat. Isn't that like coveting your neighbors wife?? Or a lesbian using a dildo??

      Nothing beats the real thing.....

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    12. Re:Economics will take care of it by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Indian food. Mmm... I think they're the only culture that's managed to make vegetarian food actually taste good. Nothing like a nice curried channa or dahl. *drool* Granted, they may still use curd or paneer, so it's not necessarily strict vegetarian, but it's close enough for most people.

    13. Re:Economics will take care of it by algaeman · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, this would likely be an extremely inefficient way to grow beef. Evolution has, over the course of several billion years, figured out extremely novel and efficient solutions to the problems of food collection, mass transport, waste removal and all the other various processes necessary to produce this stuff called meat. A human replacement for this system would likely replace the infrastructure of a cow (bones, teeth, four stomachs) with a whole lot of fossil fuel derived energy. This may reduce time to market, but would certainly not reduce the overall energy requirements of producing the meat. Cows are really pretty efficient mechanisms for collecting grass and turning it into meat and baby cows.

  45. Clone the fat by Centurix · · Score: 1

    If they could clone the fat that goes on the steak that makes it taste good I'd eat it. Then I'd use their other device for de-cloning my fat afterwards.

    De-cloning. Wait, I've just invented the fat mux/demux. I'm going to be rich!

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    1. Re:Clone the fat by mitymidget · · Score: 1

      Nope sorry I just patented the idea, too slow, now I'm gonna be rich

  46. Roommates by jrmiller84 · · Score: 0, Troll

    My roommates are vegetarians. As soon as they catch wind of this they'll be up in arms about cloning being unethical as well, bah. I eat meat in front of them just out of spite. We've been omnivores since the beginning of time, what's the big deal? I don't see predators in the wild choosing a lovely head of lettuce over a lovely head of human.
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  47. Personally, I'd Like to See This Progress to... by Telephone+Sanitizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I'd like to see this progress to the point where we can grow Shakey's Pizza restaurants without the use of embryonic stem cells.

  48. Obligatory HHGTG reference by jellybear · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only truly ethical solution is to genetically engineer a cow that wants to be eaten. Preferably, the cow should be engineered to be sufficiently intelligent to go up to the diner and tell them how delicious it is, and ask them how they would like to eat it.

    1. Re:Obligatory HHGTG reference by Mortamer2k · · Score: 1

      I bet that mouse that was genetically engineered to be happy all day would be ok with it.

  49. What about Diversity? by TheSimkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am far more concerned about the long term effects on the genetic diversity of our live stock vs is it healthy to eat.

    1. Re:What about Diversity? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Moreover, I can't see how it can be economically intersting.
      -Cloning is feasible, but still far more expensive and less reliable than the classical techniques (get sperm from bulls, insert into cows at the right moment). It is still uncommon for race horses, so how could it be done for millions of cheap cows.
      -The meat may be potentially better, but I bet that how the cows are fed and taken care of is an order of magnitude more important.
      -The meat may be potentially better, but people won't pay more for a kind of meat they're afraid of. The only good solution for the producer will be to sell it at the same price without mentionning it was cloned.
      -Health issues could be identified easier, but any single lucky virus can kill all your cows in a couple of days once it has learned the immune pattern it is fighting against. Remember that the first living creatures were cloning themselves, then came the sexual reproduction that is now standard for multicellular organisms because it was better.

      Therefore I really don't expect the end of traditionnal low cost breeding.

  50. Stem cells? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not much for biology, but if you figured out the way that various stem cells are "programmed" to grow into certain structures, couldn't you do it that way? That wouldn't require removing all the genetic information from the genome besides the "meat" portions, it would just require falsifying the messages that assumedly must be sent to stem cells that tell them what structures to develop into.

    Of course, I'm not sure that this would produce meat in the conventional sense that we think of it: a bunch of muscle cells in a jar wouldn't taste much like filet mignon, because they wouldn't be formed into those muscular structures, which are then exercised while the animal is alive, have a certain fat content, etc. In short, meat is more than just muscle tissue, it's a part of a particular animal. I have this feeling that the net result of trying to grow meat in jars would be closer to tofu than beef. Maybe it would be acceptable for foods that end up being processed beyond recognition anyway (hamburgers, sausage), but I doubt it would work for beef.

    If anyone who's more schooled in biology wants to fill in my misunderstandings, I'd be interested.

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    1. Re:Stem cells? by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Ah right, forgot about that. Yes that would probably be better, I figured there was probably a better way to do it.

      And as one non-biology schooled person to another, that sounds pretty good to me.

    2. Re:Stem cells? by TripHammer · · Score: 1

      They're just talking about cloning, not artificially growing tissues. These animals will have all the usual parts!

    3. Re:Stem cells? by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I'm aware that they were two separate issues, but the story submitter did definitely say "Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal," hence this whole discussion. It doesn't really relate to TFA's topic, but when does the discussion ever?

      Cloning at the organism level would just result in herds of cows that were genetically identical, so that instead of trying to selectively breed for particular traits, you could just take that prize bull, and run off 50,000 of them without worrying about individual variations.

      It would also allow you to only have male or female cattle, since cloning would obviously dictate gender: if you're farming for dairy, you only produce females (heifers), for meat you only produce calves. Heck, you could have entire strains of animals where one sex was never seen, because the breed would be optimized for either meat or dairy, and then only one sex ever produced. Make them sterile, so that there's no fertilization outside of the lab, and you'd really never see them. (Actually, I suspect that these cloned animals would almost certainly be rendered sterile, similar to Monsanto's bioengineered corn; both for preservation of existing non-geneered lines and to force farmers who use it to continually buy new zygotes from the manufacturer for implantation.)

      This is all totally separate and basically unrelated from the growing-meat-in-tanks discussion, which would require a much different, probably greater, degree of technological control. Instead of cloning at the individual level, you'd need to be able to do it on the cellular level; controlling how a zygote differentiates into various structures, and figuring out how to grow only certain desired parts (muscle tissue) without growing the rest of the animal. I think that's more along the lines of stem cell research (similar to the experiments with human lines to grow organs or regenerate nerves) than it is "cloning."

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    4. Re:Stem cells? by Jaruzel · · Score: 1

      Make them sterile, so that there's no fertilization outside of the lab

      That didn't really work for Jurassic Park though did it ?

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    5. Re:Stem cells? by freemywrld · · Score: 1
      It would also allow you to only have male or female cattle, since cloning would obviously dictate gender: if you're farming for dairy, you only produce females (heifers), for meat you only produce calves.


      Since when is being a calf a gender? Those female heifers going to be born full grown?
    6. Re:Stem cells? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      He's right everybody. I just got back ... from The Future ... in my flying DeLorean, and they try the cloning cow thing, and just like in Jurassic Park, the cows turn un-sterile, go mad and eat people.

      Lesson learned: Everything that happens in a movie will someday happen, or is at least possible.

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    7. Re:Stem cells? by jedi_chemist · · Score: 1

      Your quite on the mark. Meat does have nuances to the flavor based on diet, exercise, etc. Those would be the "social" aspects of its upbringing. There are genetic factors as well, and I think the thing is more that they are looking to clone the perfect head of cattle rather than just the meat in a jar. With a standard diet intake and standardized exercise and standardized genetics, you could come close to producing the same piece of meat over and over again. IMO, I think wild game that has fed on what nature has intented it to feed on and survived based on evolutionary prinicples (another arguement for a different forum) has the best taste and is the best for us. The reason why cow farms use antibiotics is because anything living in such close proximity is prone to massive disease outbreak. The reason for Mad Cow is close proximity living conditions and feeding cows feed processed with bovine neural tissues (brain and spinal cord). I think the answer to safer better beef is not cloning or cow farms or meat in a test tube factories. It is harvesting wild animals. The problem is that this would be expensive and difficult. M

    8. Re:Stem cells? by Bill+Walker · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that cattle would not be able to survive in the wild. They are one of humanity's earliest and longest-lived experiments in genetic engineering.

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    9. Re:Stem cells? by volvolus · · Score: 0

      The idea of growing "meat" as a web of replicating cells on a supporting membrane is nothing new to microbiologists (c.f. artificial skin for burn victims) and cow cells can easily be grown this way. One serious problem is that it's difficult to get flavour that's anything like the meat from a naturally grown cow, let alone trying to obtain any realistic texture, or indeed control any other characteristics such as the non-random distribution of fatty tissue within the overall membrane output (marbling).

  51. Meat in Oranges by Conception · · Score: 1

    They can grow meat without the cow, and have been able to for some time.

    http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:k_GPfr3r5EAJ: entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20030516/10 5309720008.html+grow+meat+in+fruit&hl=en&gl=us&ct= clnk&cd=1

    Sadly, that cache is all that I could find of the article, but they have been splicing meat into fruit for a while. At least since 2003. More recently, I heard about them just growing it in sheets, which is probably an easier idea. Meat without animals will be here quite soon. It'll be great. Save the rain forest, ground water, whatever morality may be involed... I mean, it solves a ton of problems, and in the case of animal poop a number of millions of tons.

    1. Re:Meat in Oranges by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that article is a hoax.

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  52. It's the end of the cow as we know it... *sings* by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

    "Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal. That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is."

    It would simply be the end of the cow, pig, lamb, chicken, etc... What farmer in his right mind is going to spend money to raise livestock that is, well, useless and/or worthless, when his land, time, effort and capital can now be put to some other better productive use?

    While that certainly will bring to an end any ethical debate, animal cruelty debate, and mass livestock illness rather effectively, (and don't forget how clean the air would be without farting cow methane!) be careful what you wish for.

    (Not that I say we shouldn't do it just because of the above -- if we can make it work, we certainly should, but know full well the ramifications of such an action.)

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  53. This is being done with pigs already by adam+arndt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Pigs get stressed more than most animals when they are housed in high density pens. So there is now a move to selectively breed the "stress" out of pigs. There are also much more advanced methods of slaughter now, such as Temple Grandin's Stairway to Heaven.

    The larger problem is actually meat consumption. It takes 12,000 gallons of water to produce a pound of beef... and that's the natural way of growing beef! Imagine doing it in a factory... each pound of beef requires six pounds of corn that could be eaten by us instead. When you look at the numbers for meat, its a depressing story.

    Economic and environmental issues dictate that the final solution will be processed foods grown where species can be raised most cheaply. They will probably be adequate as a food source for us, albeit a rather boring one. Not much meat in it. Heavily cooked. Fortified with vitamins and additives to make it worth eating.

    If someone else can think up something more interesting and more likely I'm all ears.

    1. Re:This is being done with pigs already by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      The larger problem is actually meat consumption. It takes 12,000 gallons of water [vegsource.com] to produce a pound of beef... and that's the natural way of growing beef! Imagine doing it in a factory... each pound of beef requires six pounds of corn that could be eaten by us instead. When you look at the numbers for meat, its a depressing story.

      Seems to me the problem is that there are just too many people.

      So what if it takes six pounds of corn to make one pound of beef? Or 12,000 gallons of water? That's only a problem when the number of people you're trying to feed exceeds the amount of corn you can grow or water you can safely consume. Rather than trying to stretch the resources thinner and thinner, forcing everyone's quality of living down in the process, maybe the solution is to try and educate people as quickly as possible on the many reasons not to have more than one or two children per couple.

      Before people drag out the 'human nature' argument, I think that First World countries have shown that it's not at all antithetical to human nature to not reproduce like rabbits, when the technology and education exists to give people the choice.

      If it's not corn that you run out of, and it's not water, eventually you're going to run out of something else. Trying to be more and more efficient -- essentially trying to slice the pie up into smaller and smaller slices -- is a losing game in the long run. I think it's far more practical (not to mention comfortable!) to try and reduce the number of people competing for fixed resources than it is to try and "create" more.

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    2. Re:This is being done with pigs already by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      each pound of beef requires six pounds of corn that could be eaten by us instead. When you look at the numbers for meat, its a depressing story.

      When you look at the facts however - it's much less depressing. A goodly percentage of a corn kernel is cellulose, which we cannot digest, and cows can.
    3. Re:This is being done with pigs already by vought · · Score: 1

      Trying to be more and more efficient -- essentially trying to slice the pie up into smaller and smaller slices -- is a losing game in the long run

      You must not work in wireless data. Spectrum reuse and faster processors make this argument virtually moot!

    4. Re:This is being done with pigs already by Ksisanth · · Score: 4, Informative

      Vegan advocates love to trot this out in their "fact-sheets", and it's always interesting to see which particular Pimental source they use. It's like they draw it out of a hat or something, because it's always a different citation (same author, same factoid, but worded ever-so-slightly differently). A long while back I tracked down the article it was from (at the time) here. (pdf) That one is from 1997, I believe. There is also a 2004 edition. (another darn pdf)
      Now for the quote-mining:

      (from the latter article)
      The average precipitation for most continents is about 700 mm/yr (7 million liters/ha/yr)
      [....]
      The water required by food and forage crops ranges from 600 to 3,000 liters of water per kilogram (dry) of crop yield (Table 2). For instance, a hectare of U.S. corn, with a yield of approximately 9,000 kg/ha, transpires about 6 million liters per hectare of water during the growing season (Benham, 1998; Palmer, 2001), while an additional 1 to 2.5 million liters/ha of soil moisture evaporate into the atmosphere (Donahue et al., 1990; Desborough et al., 1996). This means that about 800 mm (8 million liters/ha) of rainfall are required during the growing season for corn production. Even with 800 to 1,000 mm of annual rainfall in the U.S. Corn-Belt region, corn frequently suffers from insufficient water during the critical summer growing period (Troeh and Thompson, 1993).
      [....]
      For open rangeland (instead of confined feedlot production), from 120 kg to 200 kg of forage are required to produce 1 kg of beef. This amount of forage requires 120,000 liters to 200,000 liters of water per kilogram of beef (Thomas, 1987; Dorsett, 2003; Rangeland, 1994). Beef cattle can be produced on rangeland, but a minimum of 200 mm per year of rainfall are needed[*] (Hays and White, 1998).
      [* The previous article put this at 150 to 200 mm per year, a range of 1.5-2 million liters/ha, but also noted that "production is low under such arid conditions"...which only means that fewer head/ha is supported, not that it is a less efficient use, since those "arid conditions" wouldn't support much of anything. Maybe nopalitos.]

      As I recall from my childhood when my grandfather was raising cattle, he never irrigated. And even though he doesn't have cattle anymore, he still grows and cuts hay for his neighbors who do. No irrigation. But it would be rather disingenuous to point out how much water that actually uses vs. how much it would have required to produce a comparable amount of a given crop (assuming it could survive the heat and the depredations of the deer, hogs, rabbits, etc). The water requirement for the former is spread out over a larger area and can be met by limited rainfall with the proper selection of grasses, but for the latter it is not spread out and would most certainly require additional input. It's therefore a more efficient use of the land and water resources, and not at all "wasteful and irresponsible". Quite unlike "Vegsource".

    5. Re:This is being done with pigs already by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well numbers do not tell the truth.
      As for the water the difference between crops and cattle is that cattle will move to the water source while crops just stay there. If there is a pond, then the cattle will drink from that, it takes a lot less energy for a natural pond then redistributing water over a large area like crops even for the extra water amounts.
      As for food eaten by cows/pound. This is over a lifetime of a cow, which isn't that bad. Secondly cow give off firtalizer that is used to grow the corn. We do not have a food shortage, we have problems with distribution of food. The Cost of the corn is passed in the price of beef. Also cows don't have to eat corn. They can and most do eat a wide verity of food that is naturally growing and after they eat it it grows back, in time. Just as long as you have enough space for the cow it works out well.

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  54. In other news... by filament · · Score: 1

    ...television marketers have figured out how to clone steak knives!

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  55. Feed based diseases by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    If you are raising an animal that costs 8x more than a normal cow, then i'm pretty sure it'll be fed well and probably treated pretty humanely.

  56. Yeah, you can't beat your own meat. by jvance · · Score: 1

    Wait a sec... Yes! Yes you can!

  57. Re:I for one.. by rs79 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Note: I do eat meat, but that's because I am spoiled and like how it tastes."

    As a vagitarian I... oh never mind.

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  58. Long Pig by Ranger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal. That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is.

    Let's take it to next logical step. Why not clone human flesh? I mean after all there'd be no ethical issues involved with it. They could take those new ethicly created stem cell lines to make human meat. And since breast milk is the best, why clone giant boobies to produce all of our dairy needs. No I see no ethical problems at all.

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    1. Re:Long Pig by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Why not indeed? If you are what you eat, doesn't it make sense to eat what you are? I mean, what's really so bad about eating human meat if it doesn't require slaughtering actual humans? Heck at some point, if the technology can be miniaturized, everyone will have a side of themselves growing. You could have youburgers. it'll be all the rage.

      The real reason to keep around the pork and beef lines is taste. You'd get sick of having the same thing all the time, even if it was nutritionally perfect.

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    2. Re:Long Pig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what's wrong with that?

    3. Re:Long Pig by Man+of+E · · Score: 1

      Brilliant. You had me at "clone giant boobies".

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    4. Re:Long Pig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was featured in the Transmetropolitan comic books. In the future they had the vat growing technology and people were eating all sorts of weird shit. Long pig, buckets of baby seal eyes, endanger species burgers, you name it and people were eating it.

    5. Re:Long Pig by tritium6 · · Score: 1

      I don't think this is the next logical step at all. I've spent years developing technology which will allow humans to use the sun's energy to convert ADP to ATP. Vitamin supplements provide the minerals we need. This is the final solution. No harmed cows, the perfect diet for all. Look for my products in stores in 2008.

  59. In related news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Bush administration has come out firmly against cloning beef since it would result in the destruction of an innocent steak to get the cells needed for cloning. "Each steak is precious and should be treated with respect and barbecue sauce".

  60. Who knew? by M0b1u5 · · Score: 1
    That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food.

    There are ethical issues about raising an animal as food?

    Jesus Christ on a Pony, who knew???
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  61. MUST LOVE LINUX by rs79 · · Score: 0

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  62. Combine with Happy Mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/08/2 3/056207

    1. Genetically engineer Happy Mice
    2. Apply techniques to create Happy Cows
    3. Clone the best Happy Cows who don't care if they're eaten
    4. Make 'Happy' Meal
    5. Profit

    Phase 1 and 2 complete.

  63. Hey! by krewemaynard · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I was a scientist, you know what I would clone? Hot dogs! Think of all the possibilities, Norm! Imagine, a world with...Hey, what's going on?...Imagine...hold on! Imagine a world with an endless supply of hot dogs! You could have a hot dog anytime you wanted! They'd be so abundant, they'd become our currency! 20 hot dogs would equal roughly a nickel, depending on the strength of the yen, I'm not quite sure, but...you know what, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's just keep praying that we can clone one of these hot dogs.

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  64. mad scientist disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is
    Yeah, because no bacteria or virus stands a chance against a genetically uniform food source with no immune system.
  65. Grown Beef by TiwazTyrsfist · · Score: 1

    So, As I understand it, a researcher has been able to grow beef muscle cells in vats of shark collogene. The implications are astounding, in that it allows the creation of high quality beef in unlimited (more or less) quantities with only months or days of time invested, rather than years. Also, no killing animals. As a proffesional chef, and a part time geek, The implications are staggering. Imagine, if you will, a beef tenderloin with no veins or silverskin, no EXCESS fat, grown to a specification. The heck with Prime Rib, my restaurant is going to offer 16-20 oz slices off a whole slow roasted tenderloin. A fillet mingion, for lack of a better term, that's 16 inches in diameter, and weighs 20 lbs. Picture the tenderness of muscle that's never been used. It will make Kobe Beef and milk fed veal look tough and stingy by comparison. In short, I'm looking forward to this with great anticipation, and a large bottle of barberque sauce.

  66. 48 hour aged beef? why bother with clones? by slew · · Score: 1
    I don't know how good this 48 hour thing would really be at making good tasting beef.

    Sounds like determining the "best" will be a guess based on less than 48 hours of time, however, the best tasting beef is dry aged from 10-28 days (even the wet aged, vacuum packed, beef is aged for about 7 days). This means this will basically be done by visual inspection grading, not actually tasting anything...

    Then you get make this clone of something that might taste good (at least has good fat marbling since that is what they grade on mostly) which you will need to have eat and exercise the exact same way to get the same beef grade. Sounds like the odds are perhaps better than playing dna roulette, but it still seems like a crap shoot to me.

    Besides cows have already been genetically sequenced. You can already test them for the "marbling gene" and the "tenderness genes", which means you can sort embryo already. There's no need to clone to get this result. It really just sounds like they are doing this just because they can.

  67. TEMS/FES and muscle preservation by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    It's called "Trans-cutaneous Electronic Muscle Stimulation" (TEMS) or "Functional Electronic Stimulation" (FES), and contrary to those late-night infomercials for ab exercisers, they are generally accepted not to do anything to stimulate the development of new muscle tissue. I think TENS refers mostly to high-frequency stimulation sometimes used for pain control, and FES is the lower-frequency muscle stimulation.

    I have however heard that they are useful in preventing the atrophy of existing muscle, during periods of inactivity. I knew someone who was doing research with them on comatose patients about 30 years ago, trying to see if they prevented tissue degeneration. Not sure of the results or if they still use them that way, though.

    But no, in general you can't just hook you biceps up to a TEMS system and look like Ahnold a few weeks later. So I don't think they'd be particularly useful for conditioning vat-meat...but who knows. I'd imagine if there was anything that could actually 'exercise' meat in a vat, it would probably also be effective on conditioning our sedentary butts; whoever makes it will probably have both the farmers and the weight-loss companies beating a path to their door.

    A Google Scholar search turned up some interesting stuff:
    Effect of transcutaneous electric muscle stimulation on postoperative muscle mass and protein synthesis
    MYOSTIM-FES to Prevent Muscle Atrophy in Microgravity and Bed Rest
    I can only read the abstracts, but both seem to suggest that the systems can prevent muscle wasting to some degree.

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  68. Ethical by rgbe · · Score: 1

    How can cloned animals be anymore ethical than non-cloned? They are still born (no labs here after conception), raised in a factory in awfull conditions and slaughted.

    http://www.goveg.com/f-top10cows.asp (View some of the vids)

    I think 90% of you believe this steak will be raise in the test tube... RTFM!!!!

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  70. We Can't Event Get FARM Raise Right! by ThinkFr33ly · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm all for growing meat in a lab. The more meat, the merrier... but we can't even get farm raise salmon to taste right, what makes us think that meat grown in a lab is going to taste as good as a nice kobe beef ribeye?

    Gurgle... meat... gurgle. Damn, now I'm hungry.

    Might have the thaw that wild boar bacon I have in the freezer. That stuff is like crack, but with more cholesterol.

  71. Corn-Beef coming soon by redwoodtree · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, am I the only who read "corn beef" coming soon?

    Dang dang. Why isn't it coming soon?

    1. Re:Corn-Beef coming soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean corned beef?

  72. At least 160 people have died by BatMacumba · · Score: 2, Insightful

    as a result of mad cow disease. It is a serious health risk for many reasons; the big one is that it is untreatable. If you get it, you will die. The deadly human form can only be detected from post-mortem examination. Another reason is that it is spread by prions which can attach to surfaces (grills, utensils, surgical instruments) and cannot be removed by normal sterilization procedures. From the Wikipedia article: 'Unlike other pathogens, prions are not subject to denaturation by protease, HEAT, radiation, and formalin treatments.' (emphasis mine)

    The US 80 billion$ beef industry is obviously concerned - but not about the health of beef consumers. They do massive damage control while continuing to duck inspections and responsibility.

    The major media outlets have of course botched coverage by sensationalizing mad cow disease rather than educating the public in an objective manner. Fear brings in more viewers than facts. Mad cow disease is, unfortunatly, the real deal.

    1. Re:At least 160 people have died by Politburo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At least 160 people have died as a result of mad cow disease. It is a serious health risk

      Sorry, but these two statements fundamentally disagree with each other. A non-communicable disease that has killed 160 people is simply not a serious health risk.

    2. Re:At least 160 people have died by vidarh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And of these people, how many more have died as a result of effects of obesity, of food poisoining from badly prepared food, choked to death on their food etc.? 160 people is a drop in the ocean. I'll keep eating my rare steaks as often as before, thank you.

  73. By the law of conservation... by entendre+entendre · · Score: 1
    (S * e) = (B * E)

    Where:
    S = number of steaks grown in vats without animals attached
    e = number of ethical issues resolved by vat-steaks
    B = number of brains grown in vats without animals attached
    E = number of ethical issues raised by brain-in-a-jar technology

  74. And where is this Manual... by redwoodtree · · Score: 1

    .... of raising cloned beef that we should be f'ing reading?

  75. Re:It's the end of the cow as we know it... *sings by Jeremi · · Score: 1
    It would simply be the end of the cow, pig, lamb, chicken, etc..


    It's extremely unlikely that any of those species would go extinct... there would always be a market for people who prefer the "real item", and even ignoring that there would be wild pigs, sheep grown for wool, animals raised as pets or as a hobby, research animals, etc.


    There would probably be 99% less of those species, but that's probably a good thing.

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  76. Mmmmmm..... by Necrotica · · Score: 1

    Gives a new meaning to having a double cheeseburger!

  77. I'm just waiting... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    I'm just waiting for the day that we stop raising millions of plants for slaughter. Just because they are a "lower" life form, animals think it is ok to kill them by the billions. Often eating them while they are still alive. Human in perticular are known for raising these peaceful life forms packed tightly together in the most unnatural ways. While cows have been known to kill a human now and then, showing they at least could have a fighting chance, plants are 99.999% pacifists. Never actively attacking a human. When will the murderous vegitarian agenda end? When will they stop arbitrarily choosing what life is worthy of murder and what life is not?

  78. A modest proposal by Ambidisastrous · · Score: 1

    Seeing as how muscle doesn't do much unless it's connected to a bone, and bones add a significant amount of flavor to meat when it's cooked, I propose growing meat on some sort of minimal animal-like thing. Like a rat, for example: an insanely muscular rat, with haunches like hams. Then the flavor could be modified with further genetic engineering, to taste like prime rib or bacon-wrapped scallops. Delicious.

    It sounds demented, but that's kind of the trend with our existing meat and poultry: Domestic chickens are much more muscular than wild or fighting chickens, and turkeys are also ridiculously proportioned. Look how small their heads are, it's sick. So if we apply modern genetic engineering to the problem, I think we could easily produce an animal that's almost the meat equivalent of a fruit.

  79. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is

    Oh, you just mean the stuff like heart disease (the number 2 killer in the US) and cancer? Yeah, in the long run if you've stopped eating beef because of the fear of mad cow disease than you're just fooling yourself about the real effects of meat. That's akin to stopping smoking because of some freak accident where a fuel leak caused an explosion that killed someone while neglecting the truth behind cancer, heart disease, emphysema and the general decline in well being caused by smoking.

    This aside the question comes down to a number of other factors that some vegetarians choose the path; the fuel and grain consumption it takes to produce beef is outrageous. I can't say anything for how they will "grow" this meat but how much will it really take to produce it compared to the same quantity of grain or other vegetable matter? This is like fuel cell cars... it's not a question of does it work it's a question of oil based fuels still being more economical because of the very high costs associated with the production of hydrogen. As many will point out, you still need to burn fossil fuels to harvest hydrogen in any great quantity today. Maybe, someday, renewable fuel sources will produce enough excess energy to produce hydrogen in high enough quantities to make fuel cell cars economically and environmentally viable in comparison to what we have today. If this "guilt free meat" takes as much to produce as ten times the same amount in grains we're not really making any real headway aside from the potential question of the killing of animals.

  80. Forget cloning beef by doubtless · · Score: 1

    Why don't we just selectively breed animals to want us to eat them?

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  81. Didn't we have the same steak yesterday? by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    Cloned beef would certainly taste the same every time that you ate it. If your family is a Meat and Potatos family, you're definitely not going to like it when scientist clone the potato.

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  82. Dinner? by cowbud · · Score: 1

    Beef, it's cloned for dinner!

  83. Synthetic versus Natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of us obtain some of our nutrients from vitamins, but I don't see huge ethical, medical, etc. issues with this.

    The vitamin A we get in our multivitamin is a synthetic version of what we see in our fruits and veggies. It is chemically identical to the vitamin A found naturally. Similarly, a lot of people get their protein from whey powders.

    If anything, cloning beef should be seen as advantage due to an easier ability to place tighter regulations of quality control, and the end result of that, as lot of people have said, include beef free of biological contamination. This also facilitates controlling how much fat, protein, iron, etc. that we want our beef ... easier customization of our nutrition. I say go for it, but test the hell out of it.

    I hate how so many people assume something natural is automatically better than anything else.

  84. Re:I for one.. by Exsam · · Score: 1

    People are not starving in this world because I eat meat, there is more then enough food produced worldwide to feed everyone. Feeding the poor however is not profitable and since most of the countries that produce a major food surplus do so for a profit(US) they simply are not going to give that away when the income it provides can be used to fund such things as invading said starving nation for its natural resources. Huh, that turned way more political than I wanted it to...

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  85. The Best? by glimmy · · Score: 1
    Apparently only 1 in 8000 animals is truly the best.


    Somehow I thought only one cow could truly be the best.
    1. Re:The Best? by Gemini_25_RB · · Score: 1

      Maybe all the cows in the universe should have a massive fight to the death. I mean, we get two, count 'em, _two_ bonuses from it: Lotsa beef laying around; better beef to be served later.

  86. Where do you draw the line, though? by Rix · · Score: 1

    You can't label every little thing, so unless there is a provable health reason to do so, labels should not be required.

    1. Re:Where do you draw the line, though? by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      You can't label every little thing, so unless there is a provable health reason to do so, labels should not be required.

      I'm all for cloned beef, but I would demand proper labelling. Some people do not want to eat animals that have had growth harmones, or GM crops. They may not want to eat cloned cows. Personally, none of it bothers me, but still people have the right to KNOW where their food comes from, and they can make their own choices. ie: let the marketplace decide. Obviously, it would be REQUIRED for most exported foods anyway.

      I don't need to know how many grams of protein or fat are in my steak, but I respect the right of others to know if the steak came from an "alternative" cow.

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    2. Re:Where do you draw the line, though? by Rix · · Score: 1

      There's a much more rational alternative. Non cloned beef can (optionally) be labled as such, and they marketplace still decides.

    3. Re:Where do you draw the line, though? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      That's a terrible solution! Only 3 people care about this, so people making non-cloned beef won't bother to label it as such! Oh wait...

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    4. Re:Where do you draw the line, though? by Rix · · Score: 1

      Exactly. If people do actually care about it, non cloned labeled beef will sell well. If only a fringe element cares, it won't and the luddites will have to pay a steep premium for their paranoia, which seems fair.

  87. Larva ... by slashdotmsiriv · · Score: 1

    This reminds of one of crappy sci-fi B movie i saw last year ... http://www.scifi.com/larva/

  88. To quote a certain Invader Zim... by n1hilist · · Score: 1

    Enjoy your.. meaty fate!

  89. Your absolutely right. by S.P.B.Wylie · · Score: 1

    Which is why it is only a little unfair, and I only feel a little guilty.

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    I ask why the poor have no bread, they call me a communist.
  90. Re:I for one.. by Ksisanth · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sometimes the desire to criticize evil profit-doers can lead to neglecting relevant evidence, such as the fact that the US does indeed provide quite a lot of food aid. Over 4000 metric tons in 2005 (pdf), for instance. Besides, it's a *surplus*.

  91. If you're concerned about ethical issues... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... there's an easier way than cloning beef. Just stop eating meat.

  92. Replicate US Beef??? Why??? by 0-9a-f · · Score: 1

    Vanuatu has cows which spend their entire lives in the jungle, without access to modern growth hormones, antibiotics, or GMO feed.
    Australian cows get their antibiotics and hormones, but usually eat non-GMO feed because noone here believes in genetics.
    US beef has full access to all the modern conveniences.

    Now, has anyone in Northern America ever eaten a steak without cheese sauce? Or any sauce for that matter? No gravy? No garlic butter, no pepper, no salt?

    Australian beef is pretty good without sauce, but you haven't really had a good steak until you've had the local product in Vanuatu.

    Maybe I'm biased, but then I never really understood the point of sauces with steak until I visited the USA. Sigh...

    So if you're going to clone beef, or grow it in a vat, or whatever, at least start with a decent cow.

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  93. Don't Be Foolish by Jekler · · Score: 1

    "That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is." There is nothing that will ever end media induced panic. The media could make someone with a gallon of valium and heroin in their veins panic.

  94. I prefer imitation tofu by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I eat a lot of imitation tofu. I'm personally opposed to cruelty to soybeans. So I eat tofu substitutes made from chicken, beef, pork...

    1. Re:I prefer imitation tofu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hilarious. I hope you know I'm going to have to steal that line for my own personal use, now. But, rest assured I will make reference to commodoresloat, anytime I do.

    2. Re:I prefer imitation tofu by jedi_chemist · · Score: 1

      Finally, someone that agrees with me! I oppose the cruelty to plants. If you listen real close when people throw them into a boiling pot of water you can hear them scream. And those poor carrots, they are wailing as they are ripped from the soil. At least when a cow take a bullet to the head (or whatever they do now) it is an instantaneous death. The produce aisle is lined with thousands of starving dying leaves plucked from the good Earth forced to die a slow agonizing death. Imagine if we starved and suffocated our meat products in order to eat them. Processing of meat is humane. Processing of vegetables is inhumane. For all you vegetarians out there...may the screaming carrots haunt your dreams!

    3. Re:I prefer imitation tofu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I oppose the cruelty to plants.

      Believe it or not, some people take it to that extreme. Take a look at Jainism. They avoid killing life in all its forms. So they only eat fallen fruit, don't take hot showers because the hot water kills microorganisms, sometimes wear masks to prevent inhaling microorganisms and thus killing them, etc.

  95. As a resolute vegan... by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    I'd say nothing beats a roadkill sandwich.

  96. how refreshing by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    Just ask Germany. (a leap, I know, but I couldn't think of anything else).
    the most honest explanation I've seen yet for the truth of Godwin's law... lack of imagination!

    (Come to think of it, that's a pretty good explanation of how Nazism arose in the first place...)

    erm, I said what? oh shit...
  97. In America... by ouroseo · · Score: 1

    you clone beef. In Soviet Russia, beef clones you!

  98. BSE and vats by geirhe · · Score: 1

    Last time something truly horrible happened to the food we eat, we got BSE. We had cows eat "processed" meat-by-products. That feed had been heat processed, and contained other dead animals. It turns out the heat didn't destroy a little protein structure called a prion, and an abundance of this substance destroyed the protein substances in the brain, leaving large cavities. The prion also multiplied, and eventually killed off the animal.

    This hadn't happened if we hadn't turned a herbivore into a carnivore.

    This disease was later passed to humans, where it is called Creuzfeld-Jacobs syndrome.

    Are people really entertaining the idea that trying to grow cows in vats is a good idea? We can't even change their feed without goofing up.

  99. FUD by drsquare · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Another issue is that the stuff inside steak that's "tasty", also happens to be bad for you if it's a significant portion of your diet. Saturated fats and high protein diets seem to cause long-term issues.

    Lean steaks are also tasty. The 'dangers' of fat are vastly overrated, the body needs fats to function properly. You'll find that excessive carbohydrates will do you more harm than anything. And a lack of protein is more dangerous than too much. You can eat 200g of protein a day without ill effect, but eat less and you end up losing significant strength.

    I just find that our country's meat-heavy diet is expensive and inefficient. We're depleting our fresh water aquifers at a rapid rate, trying to grow feed for our cattle. American's waists are expanding, in part from our high-calorie meat diet.

    Americans are fat because of too many processed foods filled with starch and sugar. The general health of Americans would be better if they cut out the donuts, cokes cakes, breads etc. and replaced them with more natural foods like steak, chicken and lamb. You only have to look at the sagging arms of most Americans to see they're not eating too much protein!

    Meat is not expensive or inefficient. There is enough land for everyone to have enough meat, no-one in America is starving. People probably eat less meat now than ever, so talk about depleting at rapid rates is sheer scaremongering.
    1. Re:FUD by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, not that I'm a good sample size when it comes to statistics, but I lift weights regularly and most people consider me in excellent physical shape (6 foot, 185 lbs). I'm vegetarian, not vegan, so I do end up drinking milk, though not much cheese. I have a master's degree in biology and while you can find dietary experts claiming completely opposite things, I'd like to think that I've thought about things carefully over the last fifteen years or so.

      Processed foods are very much a problem. That includes meat - people who eat large amounts of processed meat appear to have increased cancer risks. I would rather see people replacing them with fruits, vegetables, and grain, however. They cost less, it's better for the environment, and it's better for your health.

      Land in America isn't a problem (though you're ignoring the rest of the world wanting beef), but other issues are. Fresh water is being used up faster than it's being stored. Beef requires a lot of grain, and grain requires fresh water. Plus remember that around 20% of our beef is imported, around 3.2 billion pounds in 2002. That requires land and other resources in other countries as well (mostly Canada and Australia).

      I'm not saying eating meat is inherently evil. There's lots of other sources of protein in the world that appear to be healthier and use less resources. I see meat being used as a seasoning for dishes, not the main meal at every sitting. Toss in some chicken for your salad, have some slices of turkey on your sandwich. Just don't go out for steak and burgers every meal.

    2. Re:FUD by aeryn_sunn · · Score: 1

      "You only have to look at the sagging arms of most Americans to see they're not eating too much protein!"

      We call those "Bus driver arms" in the South...since it seems that a prequisite to be a school bus driver is to have a saggy tricep that flaps in the wind like a pancake sized vulva...

    3. Re:FUD by WaterDamage · · Score: 1

      The 'dangers' of fat are vastly overrated, the body needs fats to function properly.

      Not completely true, you should consume FAT in moderation. Also, different fats like saturated vs monosaturated both have different short term as well as long term outcomes. The average steak has more fat than you should consume on a daily basis due to people in the US being accustomed to eating 96oz t-bone steaks to stuff their fat asses.

      The general health of Americans would be better if they cut out the donuts, cokes cakes, breads etc. and replaced them with more natural foods like steak, chicken and lamb. You only have to look at the sagging arms of most Americans to see they're not eating too much protein!

      WRONG AGAIN! Look up the word NATURAL. What's NOT natural about breads, or should I say, what's more natural about meat? It's called: "Eat in moderation AND exercise you fat ass!" Promoting the Adkins diet will kill you, that is a fact and you can Google for it too! I can clearly see your intensions and I'm well aware of the serious misconceptions people aquire from reading about the Adkins diet or diets very similar to it. Do some more research or go pay a good doctor a visit and you'll discover how flawed your view is. I'm 5'10 weigh 170, ripped with a six-pack and I eat donuts too, but I hit the weights mulitple times a week to keep burning off the excess calories that I accumilate.

      The POINT is: NO MATTER WHAT YOU EAT, if you stuff yourself like a pig YOU WILL TURN INTO A LARD ASS!

    4. Re:FUD by oudzeeman · · Score: 1

      if you're worried about using up fresh water so quickly then why aren't you complaining about all the people moving to Nevada, Arizona, etc.

      Las Vegas has been seeing a population boom. What a rediculous place for a major city...

    5. Re:FUD by Insightfill · · Score: 2, Informative
      The 'dangers' of fat are vastly overrated, the body needs fats to function properly.

      The body needs, IIRC, 3 grams of linoleic acid a day, plus some trace amounts from other sources. Most people get MUCH more than that.

      You'll find that excessive carbohydrates will do you more harm than anything.

      It's important, and you allude to it later, that the quality of carbohydrate is critical. Most Americans eat lots of WHITE processed flour and sugar. It's stuff that INSTANTLY triggers an insulin reaction, and after a couple of decades of it the body just gets resistant to the insulin. Sadly, they've stopped calling it "Adult-onset diabetes" in the US because it's becoming more prevalent in teens and even younger.

      And a lack of protein is more dangerous than too much. You can eat 200g of protein a day without ill effect, but eat less and you end up losing significant strength.

      I would counter that a lack of protein is almost unheard of in the developed world. There's a published figure of 56g per day for a 75kg man, but actual studies indicate that it can be even lower, and that rat studies are NOT indicative of human studies. See the results of some studies here. The results of a diet too high in protein, esp. animal protein, usually are an increased load on the kidneys and bone calcium loss, primarily through extra acidtiy in the body. This is part of the reason the USRDA for calcium (1000mg) is almost double that recommended by most other governments (I belive the UK has an RNI number of 700mg for adult men.)

      It's probably notable that human breast milk - the food that makes a baby double its weight in one year, is only about 10% protein by calories. If 10% is good enough for a newborn baby, it should be good enough for anyone.

    6. Re:FUD by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      "Lean steaks are also tasty."

      No they're not. One of the best steaks that you can get is Aberdeen Angus and the reason it is so tasty is the fat marbling that the breed has in the flesh. Of course it also has to be hung for a couple of weeks first other wise it doesn't develope its true flavour. Oh yes and it has to be very rare as well.

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    7. Re:FUD by Kismet · · Score: 1

      Wow. Are you on the Beef council? While the two researchers whose publications I've read (Dr. Aldana & Dr. Campbell) haven't agreed on the extent of the meat problem, both of them, without exception, group red meat into the candy and junk food category. Dr. Campell collected extensive data from human populations, over nearly 30 years, demonstrating the numerous health risks associated with meaty diets. Neither of these researchers are associated with agrobusiness industries that buy research for the purpose of marketing to consumers. Where do your data come from?

      While few in America are "starving," how many earths would it take to feed the whole world an American Beef diet? On the other hand, how much of the world's hunger problem could we solve today if we shipped the grain we feed our cattle to humans who need it? You say less meat now than ever... where did you get that from? And by the way, the large and powerful animals we make into burgers traditionally get all of their protein from vegetable sources.

      I'm not personally a vegetarian, but very close.

    8. Re:FUD by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      If 10% is good enough for a newborn baby, it should be good enough for anyone.

      Okay, this is the dumbest thing I've read in this thread so far. By this logic, lactose should be perfectly healthy for everyone, ye, your average African or Asian would probably disagree.

      The idea that the diet for a baby should be used as a measuring stick for that of an adult is, frankly, laughable. Or do you honestly believe that the rapidly growing brain and body of a child has the same nutritional requirements as a sedentary 35-year-old?

    9. Re:FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a FUCKING IDIOT!

    10. Re:FUD by skinfaxi · · Score: 1
      "...no-one in America is starving."

      Approximately 4.5 million different people [in the USA] receive emergency food assistance from the A2H system in any given week

      42% of clients served by the A2H National Network report having to choose between paying for food and paying for utilities or heating fuel
      35% had to choose between paying for food and paying their rent or mortgage
      32% had to choose between paying for food and paying for medicine or medical care

      http://www.secondharvest.org/learn_about_hunger/po verty_stats.html http://www.hungerinamerica.org/key_findings/

    11. Re:FUD by drsquare · · Score: 1

      In England they're called 'bingo wings', as they're usually found on retired women who play bingo.

    12. Re:FUD by drsquare · · Score: 1
      I would counter that a lack of protein is almost unheard of in the developed world. There's a published figure of 56g per day for a 75kg man, but actual studies indicate that it can be even lower

      The recommended amount is around 1g per pound of bodyweight, and 40% of your total calories.
    13. Re:FUD by drsquare · · Score: 1
      Wow. Are you on the Beef council? While the two researchers whose publications I've read (Dr. Aldana & Dr. Campbell) haven't agreed on the extent of the meat problem, both of them,

      I generally disregard the advice of people with 'Dr' in their names, and have done since I read about the 'Food Pyramid'.

      both of them, without exception, group red meat into the candy and junk food category.

      I think it's quite safe to say that all that time up in their ivory towers has made them light-headed.

      On the other hand, how much of the world's hunger problem could we solve today if we shipped the grain we feed our cattle to humans who need it?

      If you knew anything about food distribution and the reasons for world starvation, you wouldn't ask that question. To save you doing any research, the answer is 'none'. Africa has enough agricultural capacity to sustain itself, and the problems in China and North Korea are entirely of their own doing.
    14. Re:FUD by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      "And by the way, the large and powerful animals we make into burgers traditionally get all of their protein from vegetable sources."

      Call me when humans get a second stomach. Actually, make that three stomachs.

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    15. Re:FUD by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Just to be fair, people that end up receiving assistance aren't starving, because they're getting help. Also, using the word 'nobody' might be an exageration, but 1.5% of the population would be 'almost nobody'.

      More to the point, without changing the amount of farmland, etc. currently being used, we could feed everyone quite well and only slightly reduce the amount of meat being produced. In other words the increase in the price of food caused by shifting resources to meat production is small relative to other economic pressures that keep prices up.

  100. less cruelty to the cows? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1, Troll

    Why is that a good thing? The cruelty's where all the flavor comes from!

  101. The extinction of the cow by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    There are no genetic diversity issues since its the same set of genes used over and over; nothing is being bred, its being cloned.

    An interesting issue I find about this is that if it is done economically and successfully, there is really no more need for cattle farms or the infrastructure to support them. Or pigs or chickens for that matter, or fishing. It wouldn't be long before farming gets outlawed worldwide as cruel and unusual.

    So pigs, cattle, livestock generally would no longer serve a purpose, and would be allowed to become extinct, since they couldn't survive in the wild after so many millenia of domestication. All that land would then be freed up for different purposes, although a stupendous amount of people would become unemployed.

    1. Re:The extinction of the cow by Detritus · · Score: 1
      Pigs will survive. They are well known for being able to quickly adapt to the wild after escaping from farms.

      I have my doubts about the survival ability of other livestock.

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      Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  102. atkins by commodoresloat · · Score: 1
    all the so-called health professionals about had a stroke when Atkins published his book


    "About" had a stroke? Didn't Atkins himself actually have one?
  103. Enjoy your oil by nagora · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the issues of monocropping your meat supply (duh!), there is another issue here. Food production in the west already takes far more calories to make it than we get out of eating it - several orders of magnitude - so anything which requires even more technical intervention to make the meat is wholly unwelcome. What it comes down to is that most of those calories derive eventually from oil (some fertilizers, pesticides, fuel for machinery and transport etc) so we've really just got an incredibly inefficient method of turning oil into food. Not good when the oil is running out and causing prices to go up. And up. And up.

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    "Encyclopedia" is to "Wikipedia" what "Library" is to "Some people at a bus stop"
  104. only 1 in 8000 animals is truly the best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually only a single one out of all animals can be the best as not two animals can be equally good.

  105. Won't kill the market for old-fashioned cowmeat by damburger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Us plebs would be scoffing down crappy cloned meat which will probably kill us, whilst execs in their skyscrapers will be licking real organic gravy off the tits of $3000 call girls.

    Maybe I'm thinking too cyberpunk here.

    --
    If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
  106. human meat by legoburner · · Score: 1

    I'll bet there is a market for human meat though. If human meat was grown in this fashion, I would assume there are enough people who are curious enough to try it (without any ethical issues of dead people being involved). mmmmm manburger.

    1. Re:human meat by format1337 · · Score: 1

      A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal

  107. I'm the guy who by TACNailed · · Score: 1

    tagged this story "beefbeef". And damnit, that's good enough to qualify for copyright protection. Beefbeef (TM) is noew the sole property of TACNailed! Eat it!

  108. In the wise words of Maddox by chowdy · · Score: 1

    For every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three.

  109. WE're using the cows? by carvalhao · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find this topic funny altogether! Everyone always fusses about how the human species uses other "innocent" species for our own ends... such as survival. The interesting part is that, from an evolutionary viewpoint, we are not using cows or any other species any more than "they" are using us. After all, by feeding on chicken, for instance, we have created huge infrastructures that have allowed chicken to be, perhaps, more numerous that humans, turning them (again, from an evolutionary viewpoint) more successfull than the human species. Furthermore, we invest a great deal of resources to improve theses species, as oposed to what we do with our own (yes, shocking as it may be, medicine has spoiled natural selection for us). So, if you come to think of it, could it be that our livestock is actually using US?

    1. Re:WE're using the cows? by duc1701 · · Score: 1

      Chickens have their beaks cut off so they don't peck each other, though. It's extremely painful, and their lives are pretty crappy. Turkeys are too fat to walk easily anymore. I'm not sure they like this progress.

    2. Re:WE're using the cows? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      YOu can not spoil natural select, ever.

      Natural selection gave us our brains to survive and thrive. Survivng past all the things that would have killed people is just a way for the species to continue.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:WE're using the cows? by cogno64 · · Score: 1

      and then the evolutionary jump when these feeder species achieve group sentience and unnaturally selected humans lose sentience through genetic degradation, ennui and sloth...but at least each human will have an iPod

  110. Re:Tofu? = BAD by Tz-Auber · · Score: 1

    Er... yeah, except for the fact the tofu contains polyunsaturated fats to cause heart disease (in excess), phytates to hinder mineral and nutrition absorbtion and phyto-estrogens to mess with our hormones. I don't think tofu is cultured enough or commonly comes from good soybeans to minimize the bad items these days.

    All three of which are much worse for you than the (SARCASM)oh-so-evil-and-deadly(/SARCASM) saturated fat and cholesterol contained in actual meat.

    I shall reiterate it, I for one welcome our new cloned beef overlords! :)

  111. Oryx and Crake by waxigloo · · Score: 2, Informative
    Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal.

    There is a great 'speculative fiction' novel by Margaret Atwood called Oryx and Crake where they have genetically engineered chicken to be just masses of flesh that you can 'harvest' meat from. They have no brain or heads...just the necessary organs to let the meat grow.

    They call them Chicki-knobs, which is still my favourite word to describe things like chicken McNuggets and Big Macs.

    She also wrote about pigoons, which are fictional transgenic creatures that look much like domestic pigs, but their DNA has been spliced with human genetic information and they have been engineered to grow multiple organs for transplants.

    1. Re:Oryx and Crake by dsandler · · Score: 1

      MPU. I was about to post an Oryx and Crake plug in response to this very quote, but, well, waxigloo beat me to it. I was surprised, though, that the Wikipedia entry for O&C says nothing about ChickieNobs (and barely anything about wolvogs or the other genetically engineered organisms in the text). Time for an update, methinks.

  112. Resource usage? by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It still leaves open the issue of expending the extra resources to eat 'higher up' on the food chain/energy pyramid. Americans currently eat in excess of 3 pounds of meat a week, way more than is nutritionally neccesary, each pound of meat represents about 10 pounds of corn or grain, growing the meat in a dish is not going to significantly change this ratio. Even a small cut back in weekly consumption represents a huge increase in food availabitity.

    BTW, I say all this as a card carrying carnivore, it just seems worthwhile to be at least a little bit aware of the consequences.

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    Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    1. Re:Resource usage? by j1nx · · Score: 1

      Something else that speaks volumes about the idiocy of the meat eating public. You are NOT carnivores, you are omnivores. If you are going to contribute to the deaths of around 85 lives a year, you should at least know why.

    2. Re:Resource usage? by maxume · · Score: 1

      So you subsist on algae right, because harvesting grain and the like *never* contributes to the deaths of any varmints. Or maybe you just enjoy being sanctimonious?

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
  113. I thought Pepsico already had this... by msauve · · Score: 1
    --
    "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
  114. Ethical issues? by bigdavex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, . . .

    I don't accept the idea that the cow would be happier never living. Never having been a cow, I can't really say. But to me, it seems ethically stronger to raise the cow as a creature (under reasonable conditions) rather than a meat culture.

    (I don't think this is what the article is discussing anyway.)
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    -Dave
  115. Disaster Awaits by cluckshot · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Actually Cloning already occurs in cows though it isn't "Old Cell" cloning. It is embryo splitting and has been done for 20 years or more.

    In agriculture the holy grail is this genetically perfect item that does only what you want it to do 100% efficiently and every time. There are several serious problems with achieving this. The first is that the production of a genetically identical crop base becomes a 100% threat of pathogens exploiting a weakenss and wiping out 100% of the crop in one fell swat. This is already becoming a serious threat. Then you get into the economic issues.

    If you can grow the famous bug free 100% efficient crop (It really doesn't matter what it is) and have it match the market 100% then you have the goal of the farmers. At this point the farmer earns exactly nothing because there is no skill involved, and there is no cost differential to his competitors and such. This has happened to a great extent in Cotton, Corn, Wheat and Soy. With the advent of the perfect Cotton, production rose 5 times per acre and the price dropped by 2/3rds. The result was almost collapse of any profits in farming cotton and all the profits went to the seed companies.

    As the "perfect chicken" invaded the chicken houses similar situations happend to the profits in raising chickens. The industry has reached a point of nearly zero profits. If this happens in cattle then the industry will be reduced to having literally no profits for the farmers. They will have achieved the magical world where they don't have to work hard to make the perfect crop and well they will have created themselves out of a job.

    Those who don't like this economic reality had best start figuring out a new way to live because this is logically the holy grail of all the economic development types. It really doesn't matter what you do, they are trying to produce this situation. It strikes me of a situation where you are cured of what you suffered from and suffering from the cure.

    Don't take this as negative to the proposals, just as a report of conditions. Have fun with what you do with this reality. We are going to see a lot more of it.

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    Never Politically Correct ~ I prefer the facts If you don't like what I say, get a life, or comment yourself.
    1. Re:Disaster Awaits by CreatureComfort · · Score: 2, Insightful


      And in response to this cotton, corn, chicken, and possibly soon beef, becomes ubiquitous and cheap for the consumer and a huge majority of the population has a noticable increase in quality of life at the same (inflation adjusted) cost.

      Yes, it is very sad that the traditional (highly inefficient) family farm is going away to be replaced by giant corporate mega farms which pay low salaries for what is basically minimally skilled labor. However, the result that I had to find another occupation rather than staying on the farm my mother grew up on, meant that my labor is used more productively than my grandfather's was, and I would be able to have a much higher standard of living than he was ever able to acheive even if I only made the amount he made in his lifetime. In reality, I am now making much higher relative income and able to provide myself and my children with a much better quality of life than any of my ancestors ever dreamed of.

      It is also very sad that buggy whip makers, coopers (barrel makers), blacksmiths, and the guys that put 8-track tapes together have all lost their jobs to more efficient operations. But I don't want to go to back to life in the 1860's just to provide low efficiency jobs to people.

      Progress happens and the majority of people's lives get better and better in very real terms. If you are in an industry that is highly inefficient and modernization starts to come to it, whine all you want, but if you don't change you will get left behind.

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      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    2. Re:Disaster Awaits by Deskpoet · · Score: 1

      Progress happens and the majority of people's lives get better and better in very real terms. If you are in an industry that is highly inefficient and modernization starts to come to it, whine all you want, but if you don't change you will get left behind.

      Uh, no. Five billion people live on pennies a day. Just because YOU are comfortable doesn't mean their lives are better.

      There has been no real progress in human development for nearly ten thousand years--not coincidentally around the time people started listening to others to tell them how to live their lives.

      "Progress" has become the new opiate for the masses of little technoids; fortunately, all it will take to bring about the Techno Rapture is a global EMP.

      Where's Snake Plissken when you really need him?

      --
      "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws."--Tacitus, The Histories
    3. Re:Disaster Awaits by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      Progress happens and the majority of people's lives get better and better in very real terms. If you are in an industry that is highly inefficient and modernization starts to come to it, whine all you want, but if you don't change you will get left behind.

      Uh, no. Five billion people live on pennies a day. Just because YOU are comfortable doesn't mean their lives are better.

      There has been no real progress in human development for nearly ten thousand years--not coincidentally around the time people started listening to others to tell them how to live their lives.

      "Progress" has become the new opiate for the masses of little technoids; fortunately, all it will take to bring about the Techno Rapture is a global EMP.
      YES!!

      I just about leapt out of my chair when I read your post - Ahhhhhh it's refreshing to finally see someone who gets it!

      We have this utterly false belief that we're somehow climbing some kind of evolutionary/civilizational ladder and that at some point we'll get to the top and be gods, when we're doing nothing of the sort - all we're doing is moving wealth [e.g., resources] around to make some people look wealthier, happier, and others end up being dirt poor.

      We're the equivalent of a mindless drone committing suicide by jumping off a tall building - so long as we are in the air, and we keep flapping our arms, we can fool ourselves into thinking we're flying - until we hit the ground.

      And we WILL hit the ground, because the universe is a harsh mistress.. and doesn't take kindly to childish races foolishly believing they can live above the laws of life and get away with it.

      I think my favorite part of your post, though, was this...

      not coincidentally around the time people started listening to others to tell them how to live their lives.
      Our culture is the descendence of what Daniel Quinn calls Takers... a culture that has taken into its own hands the power to say who lives and who dies, to dictate the right way to live for everyone, everywhere, and that foolishly believes itself immune from the requirements of the natural world that we depend on for survival.
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      We are the fire that lights our world.. and we are the fire that consumes it.
    4. Re:Disaster Awaits by CreatureComfort · · Score: 1


      Uh, sorry, yes. Five pennies per day buys a hell of a lot more in their part of the world than it would have 100 years ago. Those on subsitence farms in the third world today, have essentially the same quality of life as their ancestors 100 years ago. The difference is 1) better seeds and fertilizers, most gov't subsidised, to grow more food for the same effort, 2) better transportation to get any surpluses to market before spoilage, 3) better medication and training to reduce disease and child mortality, etc... the list goes on and on. But even if those advances aren't available to them, they are still no worse off than their ancestors, who had to provide everything for themselves from the land to begin with.

      Are there still areas of the world that are under crushing poverty and subsistance conditions? Of course, but the amount of area of the world under those conditions gets reduced year on year. If that's so, why do the numbers of people in those conditions keep increase... because they and their children aren't dying at nearly as young an age as before... due to advances. Besides, if conditions aren't improving on a percentage basis then why are there now more fat people in the world than starving people?

      If you really believe that there has been no real progress in the human condition in the last 10,000 years, or even the last 100 years, you need to get off /. and read some real history. The reality is that even 100 years ago in the most advanced societies on earth life for the vast majority was dirty, brutish, and short. Have we eliminated those conditions across the world? Not yet, but things are much, much better over large portions of the world than ever before. Most of the rest can be put down to oppressive and corrupt governments deliberately keeping their populations in starvation conditions (North Korea) to prevent rebellion, or on regional rebellions (Darfur) destroying crops and people. If we could get stable, even moderately non-corrupt governments installed around the world, we could end subsitence level living for almost everyone.

      But just because we can't provide it to everyone right now, doesn't mean we should get rid of everything we have acheived. If you really think that going back to pre-industrial times would give you better life, then turn off your PC right now and start walking. Sitting in your parents air conditioned basement, in front of a LCD, with a high-speed connection to slashdot, it's easy for you to whiine about how much better the 'good old days' were.

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      "Unheard of means only it's undreamed of yet,
      Impossible means not yet done." ~~ Julia Ecklar
    5. Re:Disaster Awaits by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      With all respect intended I merely pointed out the condition. I also think that this respondent is like the people who think that medicine should work with its inventory "Just in Time". It all works until an epidemic happens then nothing is "Just in Time". We saw this a year ago where hundreds of thousands flushed out of New Orleans without their medicines and discovered that there were neither doctors nor drugs nor food nor water nor just about any essential reserve supplies. It all just about collapsed. We missed failure by inches.

      Imagine if you will that we get those perfect highly efficient crops he thinks are so good. They grow on the soil extracting the nutrients so efficiently and then one day we find out that there is a disease to which they have no resistance. In a night every Cow or every Soybean or whatever in the whole world is dying. That is the formula we had when a cloned crop called potatoes grew in Ireland and in one winter they almost all rotted. Then the free traders who make the arguments discussed above hit. The twin plagues of "Free Trade" and a Fungus took down millions. The Irish Potato famine is what we know it as in history. English traders figured it was time to profit on the shortage that a total genetic volunerability in a crop produced. Mass murder was the result.

      The same "Free Traders" held a party in India after WW-2. India became a synonym for starvation as a result. This sort of thinking that these natural laws are not to be followed is an insanity.

      I will be much more plain here. The concept of efficiency as a God is not rational. It stands in stark defiance of the natural laws of the world. Natural systems are inefficient for reasons we often do not know. Genetic variation is there as a defense of the population. Inefficiency of soil use is part of the preservation of a feedback loop system to keep it running. Every people in history who has held to the fantasy that this is not so has lost out. The inefficiency that we see is actually part of a greater economy.

      The problem in modern times is best illustrated by the fact that success in bringing in a big crop was cause for ancient peoples to all celebrate. They all knew it brought them good times. Today the man who brings in a bumper crop has to cry as the price crashes because of our false economic ideas that a chore is isolated from any other chore. These false isolation structures fool us into believing a banker makes a town rich while the farmer and factory types are just obsolete old worthless types. (You haven't stopped eating have you?)

      I am no socialist. I do understand that there is a very real progress in events and life. I do understand that we must adapt. The issue is what must adapt to what. Will we build a world where the people must adapt to the engine or will we build an engine that adapts to the people? That is really the issue.

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      Never Politically Correct ~ I prefer the facts If you don't like what I say, get a life, or comment yourself.
    6. Re:Disaster Awaits by Deskpoet · · Score: 1

      At first, I thought I would let this go--you're obviously too far gone with your progress uber alles shtick for anything I say to make any difference, but then I re-read what you wrote a couple of times, and I decided that a response *was* required, if only to clarify my point.

      You're wrong about "subsitence (sic) level living"--that it is something to be ashamed of, pitied and destroyed. It is *precisely* that level of living required for a full life, both in terms of our existences and that of our species' birth planet. It may not bother you (likely never occured to you), but unless you have seeds that Monsanto doesn't know about--and are savvy enough to know what to do with them if you do, along with occupying the land to grow them on, your modern great society has put you thirty days from starvation EVEN WITH ALL THE TECHNOLOGY THAT EXISTS NOW. The "backwards" societies you casually dismiss, the ones that lived in harmony with the land for MILLENIA, have been systematically exterminated by your "progress" cultures because those "progress" cultures can live only by ever increasing growth at the expense of their localized resources, then that of their neighbors, then that of *their* neighbors, etc. etc. This is how technology has advanced--at the sword point of budding empires/civilizations (yes, I'm familiar with history, not that that means anything). MY POINT is that modern civilization is the ROOT CAUSE of the issues you so carelessly cast aside as the broken eggs to your wonderful omelet.

      The Hobbesian "nasty, brutish, and short" world you seem to fear so much is likely just another facet of control of "progress" cultures: they convince their subjects that long lives, lived in little grey cubes, are better than shorter lives actually LIVED IN THE WORLD. Even with more and more anthropological evidence to suggest the opposite is true, the reality is that, 50 generations into civilization, there is so little left from what came before that there is no way to definitively know one way or the other if things truly were so hideous before the virus of civilization started strangling the planet. In other words, you say tomatoe, I say tomato (and, look, I didn't even have to leave /. to know that.)

      Even so, the original question still stands: if things are so great, why are they not great everywhere? Why are there so many poor in THIS country? Why is fascism on the rise here instead of the great technological panacea you so assuredly predict and I'm obviously to stupid to see?

      The answer, to an obviously inferior person such as myself, seems fairly evident: technological progress equals the total State (at the expense of the thoughts and feelings and life experiences of the individual.) As you imply, I'm not intelligent or life experienced enough to see things as I should--I'm too much of an idealist like the Huxleys, Orwells, Dicks, etc. etc.--and I would be better served--as would the Great Society--if I would just take my Prozac like a good little CreatureComfort.

      You may have convinced yourself that you are happy--assuming any civilized person can truly know what that means, and I say more power to you. I think you DO need to ask yourself why you need to defend this position on a forum where you really can't know if I'm pulling your leg or not, where, in effect, your point of view seems to already proven itself true. Ponder that; I'll be simply "Sitting in (my) parents air conditioned basement" waiting for the transformation Churchill promised--heart to head--to happen.

      And I'll work on getting that Prozac prescription filled. SIR, YES SIR.

      --
      "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws."--Tacitus, The Histories
    7. Re:Disaster Awaits by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      There has been no real progress in human development for nearly ten thousand years
      I'll take that as your thesis.

      Five billion people live on pennies a day. Just because YOU are comfortable doesn't mean their lives are better.
      If we hadn't had signifigant progress in the last hundred years, most of those five billion would be dead. It's rather ironic, but helping the poor means the poor don't die, and that makes society poorer on average and makes it more economically unequal. From the perspective of you statistics, deliberately killing off the third world would be good, because fewer people would be living on pennies a day. In other words, you're lying with stats.

      all it will take to bring about the Techno Rapture is a global EMP.
      Right, cause that will destory all our knowledge stored on paper, our own memories, and the products of technology themselves (even if they don't work). I think your view is skewed very strongly toward the idea that "computers == technology".
    8. Re:Disaster Awaits by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      all we're doing is moving wealth ... around to make some people look wealthier, happier, and others end up being dirt poor.
      The reason poor people exist is because the entire human race started out poor, not because what they had was taken from them. And we don't just move wealth around - even sharpening a stick into a spear creates value - you can now feed your family more easily.

      We're the equivalent of a mindless drone committing suicide by jumping off a tall building - so long as we are in the air, and we keep flapping our arms, we can fool ourselves into thinking we're flying - until we hit the ground. And we WILL hit the ground, because the universe is a harsh mistress.. and doesn't take kindly to childish races foolishly believing they can live above the laws of life and get away with it.
      Of course, you can't back any of this up, because it's just a product of the strong belief that most people have that "the end is near" or "things are just going to get worse" or "this is our peak". People have predicted the end of civilization for as long as there's been civilization, but we're still here. This is just you accepting your intuitions at face value.

      Our culture is the descendence of what Daniel Quinn calls Takers...
      Interesting stuff, but all it shows is that Quinn dislikes our culture and is willing to interpret everything it does as bad. His stuff doesn't even qualify as philosophy, it's just a rant.
    9. Re:Disaster Awaits by AgentPaper · · Score: 1
      +1 to parent and grandparent. Pity I don't have mod points...

      Our culture is the descendence of what Daniel Quinn calls Takers... a culture that has taken into its own hands the power to say who lives and who dies, to dictate the right way to live for everyone, everywhere, and that foolishly believes itself immune from the requirements of the natural world that we depend on for survival.
      I see that someone else read Ishmael... we were subjected to that in high school as part of our summer program in "Moral Development." Great message, but I really could have done without the telepathic ape.
      --
      First rule of trauma: Bleeding always stops.
    10. Re:Disaster Awaits by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      The reason poor people exist is because the entire human race started out poor, not because what they had was taken from them. And we don't just move wealth around - even sharpening a stick into a spear creates value - you can now feed your family more easily.
      No.
      Poor:

      poor /pr/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[poor] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, -er, -est, noun
      -adjective
      1. having little or no money, goods, or other means of support: a poor family living on welfare.
      2. Law. dependent upon charity or public support.
      3. (of a country, institution, etc.) meagerly supplied or endowed with resources or funds.

      Poor as you're using it means people who don't have things like computers, telephones, cars, etc. Poor as I'm using it means the above referenced definition: people who are unable to support themselves and their families.

      Our ancestors were poor in the sense YOU'RE using it - but having those kinds of possessions does not define wealth, it defines prosperity, a very different beast. And I'm not just playing semantics: poor has a very specific meaning, and I used it that way. You need to believe our ancestors were 'poor' in order to believe we're better, when the opposite was true - our ancestors were very good at providing for their own needs.

      Of course, you can't back any of this up, because it's just a product of the strong belief that most people have that "the end is near" or "things are just going to get worse" or "this is our peak". People have predicted the end of civilization for as long as there's been civilization, but we're still here. This is just you accepting your intuitions at face value.

      And just because you say it's so doesn't make it so (and the same goes for me, to be fair). Here's the thing: there is a finite number of resources on our planet - we cannot support an infinite population. And yet, our population grows by approximately 3% per year, and shows absolutely no signs of slowing (there are of course local variations, but the growth as a planetary whole continues unabated). This presents a problem - where are the resources going to come from? We can only cut down so many trees and destroy so many habitats before we compromise our own oxygen supply. We're already having to choose between using land for building houses and cities, and planting crops. That problem is only going to get worse so long as our population keeps growing.

      There WILL be a point where we hit the ground, because it's a requirement of the fundamental laws of the universe - there aren't infinite resources and energy.

      And that's not just 'end of the world talk.' Please. I'm a scientist at heart and an engineer by training. I do not make such statements without having a reason to believe them.

      Interesting stuff, but all it shows is that Quinn dislikes our culture and is willing to interpret everything it does as bad. His stuff doesn't even qualify as philosophy, it's just a rant.
      And your bias is so obvious it's suffocating - I never claimed Quinn is a philosopher, and if you ask him if he's one he'll laugh you off the planet.

      And just because someone has an alternative opinion about our culture doesn't mean they hate our culture - that's also just you closing your mind to any idea that is different than the ones you accept.
      --

      We are the fire that lights our world.. and we are the fire that consumes it.
    11. Re:Disaster Awaits by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      Great message, but I really could have done without the telepathic ape.
      Hehe. I get that alot.. some people take it as a rhetorical tool, others get really turned off by it.

      And I've not just read Ishmael, either.. his other books are actually alot more useful in terms of understanding what he's trying to say, because they're alot more specific ("The Story of B" is one I think most people who get turned off by the telepathic ape, would like).
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      We are the fire that lights our world.. and we are the fire that consumes it.
    12. Re:Disaster Awaits by Deskpoet · · Score: 1

      Lying with stats--how so? *You're* the one who said something about killing off the poor; being (relatively) rich, it obviously never crossed your mind that YOU should be among the first up against the wall: it's the rich that are sucking up all the planet's resources with reckless abandon; correspondingly, the best bang for buck is to take them out first. I didn't want to start a class war here--since I'm obviously a traitor to my class, but if that's what you want, I'm game.

      Even so, linking the two ideas in the chain the way you did is pissing up the rope, not down it; that's why the post was written as it was: even with 6.3 billion souls sucking up the planet's oxygen, we're still barely functional hairless apes--only today we have indoor plumbing, an admittedly valuable technological advance (unless you're downstream, of course.) YOU seem to hold the idea that "technology==categorical progress". The central thesis--for after all, we *are* trying to impress each other (or our professors?) with this intellectual chest beating, right?--still remains unaddressed because humans HAVE remained UNCHANGED since before civilization, at least physically. The question remains open if we are "better off" thanks to civilization than those supposedly primitive sad sacks of 1000 centuries ago. In effect, is an over-populated planet suffering under the weight of civilization--itself rife with strife, discord and disassociation on its very best days--worth the ability to take a dump on someone down the river? As we are finally beginning to realize, the answer is less than an unqualified yes. (Of course, if you're a Futurist, then you'll be aiming to fling your feces at the stars, so I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on the merits of that measure of progress.)

      Right, cause that will destory all our knowledge stored on paper, our own memories, and the products of technology themselves (even if they don't work). I think your view is skewed very strongly toward the idea that "computers == technology".

      Nah, just all the important stuff--didn't you watch Fight Club? But again, you missed the point: I was addressing the previous poster's dissing of all those items that have been superseded as we have marched into the Glorious Future. It's really all there in the context if you care to follow it......

      I don't mean to appear snotty (which this post certainly appears after reading it over), but I don't expect to be held to a debate standard when posting here. As you've no doubt noticed in *this* post, there are plenty of false choices, straw men, etc. I basically will always go for the truthiness of style points on /., because, honestly, we're not here to exchange any real ideas, are we? I view things my way, and you (and the OP) view things your way; none of us are actually *doing* anything other mental gymnastics because none of us will walk away from our readings here with our thinking changed. I post contra the people who I think are collectively, unthinkingly dragging this whole thing down, and I imagine you might do the same, in some futile attempt to maintain self-respect and self-differentiation (particularly while at work.) Sometimes people agree with me, which is somewhat gratifying, because it means I'm not completely alone in my trains of thought, but I don't meet them after work any more than I meet those that vociferously disagree or attack me.

      Think of all this as post-modern meta-commentary. And, yeah, I'm not all that proud of it.....

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    13. Re:Disaster Awaits by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Poor as I'm using it means the above referenced definition: people who are unable to support themselves and their families.
      And that's the same definition I'm using.

      our ancestors were very good at providing for their own needs.
      I really don't think they were. And that's the crux of our disagreement - you believe that ancient man was well-off, while I don't. Thus you believe that things are generally going downhill, while I believe the opposite.

      That problem is only going to get worse so long as our population keeps growing.
      Oddly enough, that's a side effect of doing well. The really poor (like our ancestors) have their population kept in check by disease, starvation, and warfare - and fast reproduction is a necessity. When they gain more control over their lives (usually by becoming wealthier) they first focus on staying alive - the population skyrockets. Only after the "bad old days" are a distant memory, and new interests pop up, do people focus on things other than reproduction and survival.

      So, oddly enough, I take the same data as being a good sign. A large part of the world's population has already reached that third stage, where population is stable and life is good. If we can get the rest of the world there, the overpopulation problem solves itself.

      I'm a scientist at heart and an engineer by training. I do not make such statements without having a reason to believe them.
      Forgive me, but someone who writes "YES!! I just about leapt out of my chair when I read your post - Ahhhhhh it's refreshing to finally see someone who gets it!" doesn't seem to be someone who's writing from a scientific standpoint.

      And your bias is so obvious it's suffocating - I never claimed Quinn is a philosopher
      You did hold him up as an example - if he doesn't have any more understanding than the average person, then why do that?

      And just because someone has an alternative opinion about our culture doesn't mean they hate our culture - that's also just you closing your mind to any idea that is different than the ones you accept.
      He is a good example of a person stepping back and critically examining his own culture, and I do admire that, but he does seem to only see the bad and never the good. That doesn't mean I'm closing my mind, I just think he has his own bias - the way you think I have mine.

    14. Re:Disaster Awaits by BalanceOfJudgement · · Score: 1
      Forgive me, but someone who writes "YES!! I just about leapt out of my chair when I read your post - Ahhhhhh it's refreshing to finally see someone who gets it!" doesn't seem to be someone who's writing from a scientific standpoint.
      Oh, smack, I forgot! Engineers don't have emotions!

      Oh, wait..

      You did hold him up as an example - if he doesn't have any more understanding than the average person, then why do that?
      Nah. Re-read my original post - I did not hold him up as example, I borrowed one of his terms to explain what I meant.

      He is a good example of a person stepping back and critically examining his own culture, and I do admire that, but he does seem to only see the bad and never the good.
      Um, have you actually read his work or are you assuming that from what I've said here?

      As for the rest of it I'm too lazy to look up the research right now, so for now I can agree to disagree. This is not a great forum for delving deeply into things like indigenous lifestyles and lifespans.
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  116. A couple of problems by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    There are a couple of holes in this plan:

    • Good steaks are aged... I would assume 48 hours won't be enough time to determine which have the best-tasting meat, or at least which make the best aged steaks.
    • You could extract the sperm/eggs from the slaughtered animals (no expensive surgery needed!) and store them... later "breed" tasty animals in a test tube. Wouldn't this be cheaper than cloning?
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  117. lab-grown meat by dschuetz · · Score: 1

    Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal

    I've wondered for a long time whether this isn't coming close. They've made progress with growing specific cell cultures on a dissolvable mesh substrate, which helps ensure the proper structures grow and such. Though I also wonder if meat, simply grown as a culture of cells, might not have the right consistency or taste, since it's only ever sat there. It might actually need to be worked, to actually function as a muscle, in order to be edible / enjoyable.

    We could solve that by periodically zapping it with electricity, though the image of rows and rows of shallow pans with porterhouse steaks randomly jumping up into the air, while men in white lab coats carrying clipboards walk around and observe, is something that I just find...spooky.

  118. A spear? by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    Only if you venture out into the wild armed with nothing but a spear and a loincloth, hunt down the animal, and stuff yourself with its still-warm raw flesh at the site of the kill.

    Why back in my day we had to rassle 'em down with rocks and our bare hands. And we liked it!!

  119. I doubt by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Cloned beef? Only the best quality meat?

    I think there's a lot of unanswered questions and doubtful points in this. First of all, however, as far as I can see they are not talking about growing tissue in a laboratory, they are talking about clenes, like the cloned sheep 'Dolly' (or whatever tha name was). This means that they are simply producing a calf embryo and let it grow the usual way. So this is not the fabled end to all hunger and malnutrition; rather, it's just another exercise in meaningless luxury. Or perhaps they hope in the future to be able to produce a kind of cow that is always the same, and which possesses characteristics that make it easy to produce and process.

    Another thing is, the quality of meat depends on a lot of things other than genetics, most of which we can only exert limited control over, even if we know what they are. The sort of feed the animal eats, its health, amount of exercise etc etc. Plus, the treatment of the meat after slaughter. And, of course, what one person thinks of as good meat may not be what another one likes.

    On top of all that comes the fact that meat isn't actually all that good for you, particularly red meat. It clogs up your arteries, overloads the kidneys with things like uric acid, apparently gives you cancer as well etc etc. Don't believe me? Well, all I know is, I used to eat loads of meat all my life and ended up with a host of nice nice things like gout and kidney problems. Now I hardly touch meat - and all those problems are gone.

  120. Re:I for one.. by waif69 · · Score: 1

    The US sends tons of food to areas of the world where the people need it. However, the food doesn't get to much of those people as the local governments restrict the food to the people to retain their control of them. If the people are fed they have energy, if they have energy they can rebel, if they can rebel they will overthrow those who are keeping them impoverished. I know that is fairly simplistic, but the facts don't veer far from my synopsis.

  121. People... by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    ...the other white meat!

    Steve

    p.s. feel free to insert other racial jokes as appropriate.

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  122. Cloned Beef Old News by TheBlacklion · · Score: 1

    Beef has been cloned for years now. Not the Dolly the sheep adult cell variety, but cloning nonetheless. Reasearchers at Texas A&M were dividing blastocyst from a particularly favoravble mating and then artificially inseminating the resulting embryos in order to increase the breeding stock of a prefered line.

  123. When you're very rich... by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    .. You can afford strange hobbies.

  124. Curse you, you insensitive scientists! by Churla · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you realize exactly how much money and effort has gone into PETA marketing? Exactly how much time, love, caring, adn devotion those who work for the Meat is Murder cause have put in over the years?

    Just to have you throw it all away...

    With your cursed science...

    But think of the contrast, this could have religious extremists and PETA on the SAME SIDE in an arguement ;)

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  125. Bird Flu by 16977 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cultured cells can grow virus just as easily as in vivo cells. Even easier, since they don't have the benefit of a thymus or bone marrow. That's why we learned how to culture cells in the first place.

  126. Have you seen... by minion · · Score: 1

    ...What happens when we try to make things? Look at what us humans have created:
     
    o Cars
    o Computers
    o condoms
     
    Everything we make is prone to breaking and screwing up. All we'll end up doing is replacing "Mad Cow Disease" with "Mad Meat Disease".

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    1. Re:Have you seen... by taradfong · · Score: 1

      You're right! We need to stop! Let's all move into a commune.

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  127. Chicken Little by turly · · Score: 1
    Pohl & Kornbluth's "soft-SF" classic The Space Merchants (1952) featured an overpopulated world controlled by advertising agencies; the main source of food was "Grown Meat" - a famous quote describes the indentured labour required to feed it algae skimmed from multistorey ponds.

    Skum-skimming wasn't hard to learn. You got up at dawn. You gulped a breakfast sliced not long ago from Chicken Little and washed it down with Coffiest. You put on your coveralls and took the cargo net up to your tier. In blazing noon from sunrise to sunset you walked your acres of shallow tanks crusted with algae. If you walked slowly, every thirty seconds or so you spotted a patch at maturity, bursting with yummy carbohydrates. You skimmed the patch with your skimmer and slung it down the well, where it would be baled, or processed into glucose to feed Chicken Little, who would be sliced and packed to feed people from Baffinland to Little America.

    Yum!

    See this entry on Chicken Little.
    The Space Merchants is still available here. The equally entertaining sequel, The Merchant's War appears to be out of print.

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  128. Cloning is bad by mnmn · · Score: 1

    It sounds like a good idea initially, have the best beef and chicken, and the best-of-breed pets in the house. But they would all be equally vulnerable to an outbreak of a disease. Imagine if the entire bovine population of a country is wiped out.

    Thats less scary than the entire crops of several countries wiped out, but either would trigger some starvation. Not only that, the genetic variation would irretrievably be lost (unless someone starts cataloging samples now) and after a major outbreak we might never have beef again!

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  129. Only meat is unnatural when farmed? by CrimsonScythe · · Score: 1

    I guess you can say the exact thing about buying vegetables, fruit, and berries as well. In other words, unless you happen to run around in the bush manually strangeling unfortunate bypassing woodland creatures or harvest the plants by hand, then your diet is unnatural?

    Not that I don't understand what you mean, but you're presenting a pretty moot point.

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    1. Re:Only meat is unnatural when farmed? by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Not that I don't understand what you mean, but you're presenting a pretty moot point.


      Yup, I agree -- the real problem is that the word "natural" has no real intrinsic meaning. Anything can be considered "natural" or "unnatural" depending on your point of view. When people use the word "natural", it's typically just another way of saying "the way I think things should be", without elaborating why. Similarly, "unnatural" is used to mean "bad", again without explaining why. Neither is a very useful term if you want to have an intelligent discussion.

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  130. Cloned meat = extinct cows by boristdog · · Score: 1

    True, being tasty can be a big benefit to a species survival in some ways.

    If we move to a cloned, vat-grown beef society, we will no longer spend massive amounts of money and land raising cows.

    They'll be as rare as mountain lions. And not nearly as cool.

  131. Cloned Beef Coming Soon? by dhrizzo · · Score: 1

    Cowboy Neal writes: "Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal. That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food, potential issues from mad cow disease, bird flu and whatever the next media induced panic is." The answer is already here it is called soy! It comes as textured vegtable protein or TVP. It uses far less land to grow than beef per person fed. Try it sometime, it take on any flavor you want to add to it. I use taco seasoning packets.

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    1. Re:Cloned Beef Coming Soon? by vidarh · · Score: 1

      If you seriously consider soy to be in any way comparable to beef, you have never eaten a decent piece of meat in your life or have no sense of taste...

    2. Re:Cloned Beef Coming Soon? by vidarh · · Score: 1

      Oh, and the only flavor I want is beef. Proper meat hardly needs any seasoning - it's the meat with a hint of the taste of blood I want, as well as the texture of meat that's almost falling apart, not the taste of soy disguised with spices.

  132. Yum yum! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    "Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal."

    Ummmmm! Novartis and Wyeth Corp make the BEST steaks!

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  133. If you're spoiled by CrimsonScythe · · Score: 1

    does that mean that we can't eat you?

    Sincerely,
    Dr. Lecter

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  134. Water, water everywhere . . . not. by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

    Hey, you won't get any arguments here. I too think some of the city planning decisions around water are pretty crazy.

    There's been some minor wars fought over water rights, and certainly a number of court battles. The big thing right now is the midwest where they no longer allow people to drill new wells in some areas. In eastern Oregon (near where I live), water management is central to property management. If you can't irrigate your property, it's basically scrub.

  135. Ethical Issues? Bah! by hodet · · Score: 1
    Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal. That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food..."

    If someone has an ethical issue with eating meat then they should be a vegetarian. Otherwise that would make one a hypocrite wouldn't it? I used to have that issue until one day I realized that I am what I am. I am human which means I take from this planet to survive. Humans are much more parasitic then they let on. This is what we do and to deny it while chomping down on a burger is hypocritical. If you want to take the high road then I commend you but Go ahead, eat your headless lab grown meat, just get it the hell off my plate.

  136. Ethical issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guarantee a hungry mountain lion wouldn't have any ethical issues with eating a PETA member, or any other person for that matter. People get angry about the dumbest things. We have an entire country on the brink of starvation and completely isolated from the rest of the world (North Korea), a nutcase in Iran who thinks it's his personal mission to usher in the Islamic version of the Apocalypse and bring the rest of the world under fundamentalist Islamic rule, our neighbor to the south deliberately unloading all of their lower class citizens on us while we the American taxpayer foot the bill for their cradle-to-grave social services, and yet some people still find the time and energy to feel guilty about their position on the food chain. Rubbish!

  137. Steaks on a Plane? by tomcode · · Score: 2, Funny

    We have to eat every m*****f****ing steak on this m*****f****ing plane!

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  138. Oh my god it's just like Dead Rising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we're all gonna die

  139. Vegitarians are butchers and won't admit it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I truely feal for the poor brocoli spears and other plants that are ruthlessly chopped down at the prime of their lives! They can't even run from it. They can only stand there and watch as the blade gets closer and closer!

  140. Mea culpa. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    That was my bad; I meant to write "bulls" or "bull calves" I think. Although if you look at the timestamp on that post, it might explain part of the problem. :)

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  141. Ethical issues? by SupremoMan · · Score: 1

    If you have ethical issues about raising animals for food, I would love to hear what animals are for (I mean the tasty ones).

  142. Just a thought by Jakuta · · Score: 1

    If you clone an corgaincally fed cow's meat would the package read..
    100% Orgainically grown animal cruelty free cloned beef like substitute
    Eat recycled food, it's great for the envronment and OK for you!

  143. O RLY? by Jon-1 · · Score: 1

    That would end all the ethical issues with raising an animal for food

    Yeah, except for ...wait for it... all of the ethical issues of having a incomplete living organism produce your food. It's alive, but it's not a cow. It's muscle but it's not moving. The list goes on and on...

  144. Completely and totally wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    "The 'dangers' of fat are vastly overrated, the body needs fats to function properly"

    Yes, we need very little fat though. Most people eat FAR more than needed, and we don't need any saturated fat, which is much worse for us, and is what you get from meat.

    "You'll find that excessive carbohydrates will do you more harm than anything."

    No, excessive calories from any source will make you fat. Excessive carbs that break down to glucose very quickly will spike your blood sugar, and its theorized that that may increase the risk of diabetes. The vast majority of the people in the world live almost entirely on carbs, and the human race has lived that way for thousands of years. Meat has been an added boost to our diet, only available in small quantities. Grains like rice have sustained people.

    "You can eat 200g of protein a day without ill effect, but eat less and you end up losing significant strength."

    No, you will need to increase your calcium intake if you do something stupid like this. Protein is broken down into amino acids for use. They are not stored however, and since even marathon runners and body builders do not need more than 70-80g of protein per day, the rest is broken down further from amino acids into, *gasp*, sugars. The process of breaking down proteins releases acids however, which your body neutralizes with calcium. So increased protein can lead to weak bones. This is why all the "eat more calcium" studies are done with calcium suppliments, not milk which has little to no benefit due to the protein.

    "but eat less and you end up losing significant strength."

    Protein does not magically make you strong. Your body only makes muscle if it wants to. It only wants to if you use what you have, or have a rare disease that makes your body go nuts and always build your muscle. Even still, nobody needs more than 70-80g a day. You only need to eat as much as your body needs to repair your existing tissues, and create any new tissue it wants to create.

    "You only have to look at the sagging arms of most Americans to see they're not eating too much protein!"

    Again, protein does not make you strong. Its simple one of the basic building blocks required to create tissues. Excercise makes you strong. And most americans already eat far more protein than they need, as the RDA is 50-55g for women, and 60-65g for men. That means 98% of americans would get enough protein eating that amount. At many restaurants, a single burger contains more protein than that.

    "The general health of Americans would be better if they cut out the donuts, cokes cakes, breads etc. and replaced them with more natural foods like steak, chicken and lamb"

    They already eat fucktons of meat. They need to cut out the shit you mentioned, cut back on their meat, quit deep frying all their meat (and potatoes), and start eating vegetables and fruits. Replacing high calorie foods like donuts with high calorie foods like steak is not going to make people lose weight.

    "Meat is not expensive or inefficient. There is enough land for everyone to have enough meat, no-one in America is starving."

    Yes, it is very expensive and inefficent. We would get 10 times more calories from the land we use for raising beef cattle if we used it for crops like corn, rice, wheat, legumes, etc. We are filthy rich compared to other countries, so we have the luxury of being greedy and wasteful while they starve.

    Go read any basic intro to biochem and you will see how incredibly stupid your comment was.

    1. Re:Completely and totally wrong. by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 1

      The only thing the low values coming USDA for protien tell me is that National Amino Acid and Protein Lobby Association(NAMBLA) isn't doing their job well. Clearly Americans should be getting 200+ grams per day and our children are at risk.

    2. Re:Completely and totally wrong. by drsquare · · Score: 1
      They are not stored however, and since even marathon runners and body builders do not need more than 70-80g of protein per day,

      Actually most body-builders get at least 200g of protein a day. I suppose that after decades of experience of thousands of body builders doing that without any kidney or calcium problems, they're wrong and some ivory tower academic who's never stepped in a gym is right? I don't know what marathon runners have to do with anything considering they have no muscle at all.

      Again, protein does not make you strong. Its simple one of the basic building blocks required to create tissues. Excercise makes you strong.

      If you don't eat enough protein for your muscles to maintain themselves then they atrophy. Exercise can only make you so strong without the protein necessary to build muscles. Perhaps you weren't aware, but muscles are actually made out of protein?

      And most americans already eat far more protein than they need, as the RDA is 50-55g for women, and 60-65g for men.

      The RDA is government crap aimed at desk workers who may as well be in a coma considering how little they actually use their bodies. I wouldn't trust the goverment to change my lightbulb, let alone tell me what to eat.

      At many restaurants, a single burger contains more protein than that.

      If we assume that burger meat has 20g of protein per hundred grams (a very generous estimate), it would need to be a three-quarter pounder burger. Maybe they have those in America but over here a quarter pounder is considered big.

      Go read any basic intro to biochem and you will see how incredibly stupid your comment was.

      I'm afraid I'm not interested in ivory tower crap.
    3. Re:Completely and totally wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Actually most body-builders get at least 200g of protein a day."

      I know. They don't need it though. They are obsessed with superstition. Many body builders have bizzare habits they follow religiously because they think it helps them. And many couch potatoes get up in the 200g of protein range too. Its more of a problem for them since they need less.

      "I suppose that after decades of experience of thousands of body builders doing that without any kidney or calcium problems"

      Actually, many former body builders do have poor bone density. Many others are bright enough to listen and increase their calcium intake to compensate, like everyone with half a brain knows they should.

      "I don't know what marathon runners have to do with anything considering they have no muscle at all."

      This definately shows your ignorance. Marathon runners damage their muscles a great deal. That damage needs repaired, which takes protein. Just like body builders, only body builders are aiming to gain mass and definition, not endurance and strength.

      "If you don't eat enough protein for your muscles to maintain themselves then they atrophy."

      Yeah, that's what I said. Except that its completely unheard of to not get enough protein. People regularly get twice what they need or more. People with muscle atrophy are getting it because they don't excercise, not because they need more protein. Learn to read.

      "Perhaps you weren't aware, but muscles are actually made out of protein?"

      No, they aren't. They are partially protein. There is more water in your muscles than protein. That doesn't mean that drinking more water than you need will give you big muscles any more than it means eating more protein than you need will. Stop being so obtuse.

      "The RDA is government crap aimed at desk workers who may as well be in a coma considering how little they actually use their bodies."

      The RDA is based on meeting the requirements of 98% of the population. They succeed at this. In fact, they are intentionally HIGHER than they know they need to be. They find what they think it should be, then make it higher just to be safe. At 65g for 98% of men, do you seriously think body builders are destroying 3 times are much protein tissues as 98% of the population? If so, then you are far stupider than I could have ever imagined. Body builders need more than the RDA, up to 80g on the high end of the scale. This is easy to measure by seeing what their nitrogen balance is. Its not guessing like bodybuilders do, its scientific tests.

      "If we assume that burger meat has 20g of protein per hundred grams (a very generous estimate), it would need to be a three-quarter pounder burger. Maybe they have those in America but over here a quarter pounder is considered big."

      Generous my eye, 85% lean ground beef is 22g per 3 ounces, which is around 90 grams. An 8 ounce burger is ~58 grams of protein, and yes, many restaurants sell 8 ounce burgers and steaks in the US and Canada. With a massive portion of fries to go with it even.

      "I'm afraid I'm not interested in ivory tower crap."

      You spelled "facts" wrong. And yes, clearly you aren't interested in facts. But wether you are interested or not, facts are still facts, and me telling the rest of the world you are an idiot and presenting facts for them to research and decide for themselves is a public service.

    4. Re:Completely and totally wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bwahahahahaha! I love you!

    5. Re:Completely and totally wrong. by drsquare · · Score: 1
      I know. They don't need it though. They are obsessed with superstition. Many body builders have bizzare habits they follow religiously because they think it helps them.

      Actually they come to that number through actual experience and practice. I know you like to stereotype anyone who exercises as stupid to cover up for your own insecurities about being a weak geek, but believe it or not some bodybuilders are actually intelligent and can know more about their field than some skinny rake in a lab.

      Actually, many former body builders do have poor bone density.

      Bodybuilders have better bone density on average than the general population. In fact doctors often prescribe weightlifting to old people to prevent bone fractures.

      There is more water in your muscles than protein. That doesn't mean that drinking more water than you need will give you big muscles any more than it means eating more protein than you need will.

      It means you need sufficient water and protein in order to build and maintain muscle. This means avoiding a vegan diet, which is why most vegans look like they've been chained to a basement wall for the last twenty years.

      Its not guessing like bodybuilders do, its scientific tests.

      Actually bodybuilders methods are more scientific, as they're based on how things actually work for real, not in a lab.

      You might be surprised to find out that the people who design RDAs have vested interests. Remember the Food Pyramid that was designed by the grain industry?
  145. What makes you so sure? by mooncaine · · Score: 1

    How can you be sure that meat doesn't have feelings?

  146. STEAKS ON A PLANE!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STEAKS ON A PLANE!!

  147. The real problem is not so much genetics... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

    ... it's how the cows are raised and treated. I've dined on cows grazed freely and fed grass and grain in the Austrian Alps, and it simply can't compare to the beef from a cow that was simply fattened up with no thought to its well-being, simply to increase profits.

    Also, a friend of mine raises calves each year, and they're also free-grazed, grain-fed, and cared for properly. You simply *can not* go to a supermarket and find beef like this, no matter how much you pay. And guess how much the cost works out to, including the steaks, sirloins, filets, etc.: $2.00 per pound.

    steve

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  148. as Heinlein put it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If we didn't have a tribal taboo about the matter so strong that you honestly believed it was an instinct, I can think of a long list of people I wouldn't trust with my back turned, not with the price of beef what it is today."

  149. ummm, no by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "however, the best tasting beef is dry aged from 10-28 days (even the wet aged, vacuum packed, beef is aged for about 7 days). "

    actually, no. That is the best way to prepare beef. You still need good meat.

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  150. Grow meat without the animal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally I'd love to see us progress to the point where it was possible to grow just the meat itself without the animal.

    No big shocker, it's already been patented!:
    Method for Producing Tissue Engineered Meat for Consumption

  151. Mad Cow in Humans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... will the taboo against eating human flesh fade away? After all, it's not hurting anyone...
    I'm not 100% sure about your statement.
  152. Here's the idea by seguso · · Score: 1

    Could this technique also be used to enlarge one's penis?

  153. Amen - Go Talk To A Local Farmer! by Brightest+Light · · Score: 1

    I buy meat from the farmers near my city at the weekly farmers' market. It costs more than grocery store meat, and astronomically more than fast-food meat, but I know exactly what I'm getting. This means I eat a lot less meat, but that's fine by me - there's many other foods out there that'll give you the necessary elements. I buy much less of this more expensive meat specifically because of the process by which the animals are raised. Basically, the farmers get a bunch of animals, let them go out and be their natural selves, and then decidedly unnaturally slaughter them when they're big enough to be dinner. Of course they take care of their wards during the process, but this process also doesn't involve cramming tens of thousands of animals into confined spaces and jamming them full of food their bodies were not designed to digst, resulting in fucked-up animals that require heavy doses of antibiotics, growth hormones, and other drugs to grow to the required size -- to say nothing of what the creatures themselves must experience in such a setting. I don't want that crap in my body, and I want no part of any business that treats animals in that way. Did I mention that traditionally-raised meat actually tastes better? Go try a steak from a farm that has happy and healthy animals more or less living their natural animal lives. Then go try the same cut of meat from Wal-Mart or something for 1/5th the price. You'll very quickly taste the difference in quality.

  154. How disappointing... by Lockejaw · · Score: 1

    20+ hours, and still no dead beef jokes.

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  155. You are getting stupider by the minute. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The single biggest period of growth in humans, and when they have the biggest protein requirement is as an infant. Human breast milk is 8% calories from protein. The idea that older humans, who need less protein proportionally would need 40% protein is absolutely ridiculous. Grow a brain and think dumbass.

  156. Nice strawman. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cows we eat are not eating grass. They eat a corn, soy bean, and "slurry" combo (often fish meal now, used to be other cows) designed to provide high calories and protein, so that they can keep up with the hormone induced rapid growth. They are then given anti-biotics because the corn based diet is not digested properly by cattle, leading to their stomach's PH being messed up, and allowing infections to take hold in their digestive tract. We use land that is perfectly good for human food to grow corn and soy beans for cattle feed. Acting like the tiny fraction of 1% of beef cattle that actually get to graze are normal, and not the "free range, organic, 3 times the price" specialty they really are is dishonest and irresponsible.

  157. cattle mutililations by cogno64 · · Score: 1

    OK, so now know why all those cattle mutilations are happening, Sizzler and Outback he're we come!
    don't test your brain

  158. That's a fairly thick view of how aid works by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Helping impoverished societies involves keeping the people alive, yes. This is done by improving their efficiency so that they can do less damage and get more gain with the same amount (or less) of distress. It also removes the waste they'd leave behind by dying. This all makes the situation economically and socially more equal. The benefitees actually get some free time to wax all philosophical in, and enough resources to do optional (social) stuff.

    Just dumping gear on them by the pallet-load, she's a not gunna work. Never has, and can't see why it should mysteriously gain functionality just now.

    Yes, PP's view is skewed towards "electronics == technology" but that doesn't make your view rational or reasonable either. (-:

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    1. Re:That's a fairly thick view of how aid works by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Just dumping gear on them by the pallet-load, she's a not gunna work. Never has, and can't see why it should mysteriously gain functionality just now.
      That completely misses my point. All I was sayting is that helping the (desperately) poor generally means that their population gets larger, because fewer of them die. It doesn't matter whether it's an efficiency improvement or bags of food dumped on them. When you save the life of a poor person, rather than let them die, that means there's going to be one more poor person still alive.

      Yes, PP's view is skewed towards "electronics == technology" but that doesn't make your view rational or reasonable either. (-:
      I don't think you understand what my view is.
  159. Live a shorter, sicker life by eating meat by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    Very little of that change is actually brought directly by eating diseased meat, most of it is an intrinsic property of meat as food.

    Go read any semi-rational page on veggo eating [that one Googled at random], and discover that it brings...
    • longer life
    • yes, less disease
    • greater efficiency ($ and ecological)
    • land savings (generally about 30-fold)
    • simple weight control
    • better skin and hair and teeth
    • less medical intervention
    • less effort
    • lower cost
    • better breath
    • less allergenic food
    • less antibiotics needed or consumed
    • more fibre
    • more vitamins and minerals
    • running out of keystrokes well before running out of points; read it yourself!
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  160. Trouble at the Real Meat factory. by mink · · Score: 1

    One step closer to Project Eden

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