you will find that cigarettes kill 400k people a year
I don't know why, though. I mean, someone once gave me a cigarette and it was really fragile, I was able to utterly destroy it simply by stepping on it.
I'is made of a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulphuric acid, rum, acetone, battery acid, red dye#2, scumm, axle grease and/or pepperoni.
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Apple computers don't suck you fucking troll.
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Nope, they just changed it internally from "Security" to "Spying". Still NSA to the outsiders.
I don't know why, though. I mean, someone once gave me a cigarette and it was really fragile, I was able to utterly destroy it simply by stepping on it.
Damnit, I had DHMO in my coffee this morning! Why didn't you warn us earlier!
I'is made of a secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: kerosene, propylene glycol, artificial sweeteners, sulphuric acid, rum, acetone, battery acid, red dye#2, scumm, axle grease and/or pepperoni.
Not good enough. I only use free-range tobacco.
But "metric first" implies there is another system of measurement...
What do you mean? Regular pascal or turbo-pascal?
Hmmm... Jim never vomits at home.
I can assure you they won't be self-aware.
Yeah, the regular table salt I have right here is pretty much all ~1mm^3.
(tastes)
Oh wait, that's sugar.
("tastes" some more...)
Hum... sugar.... <Homer>Aaaaarrrrglllllll...</Homer>
Those numbers are comforting, but you know we'll be building 10^255 of those nanobots, right?
... and capacitance is variable.
That's disgusting.
I take mine with relish and mustard.
I call it "automated alu-protect" for short. Patent pending.
Yeah... you're going to make that a lot shorter if you want it to become a thing that can be acronymized.
If the iPhone uses technology in 2017 that was pioneered by Android phones in 2015... you know what that means, right?
Apple invented time travel! I find it strange that they took so long to use it though, because Time Machine, was introduced in 2007.
We might as well say it.
Required watching for those who make decisions at Apple. Tim Cook and all the regulars we always see in Keynotes.
You're watching it wrong.
Hey, Apple. You're programming it wrong.
That video of Steve Jobs should be required viewing at least once per year. Tim Cook has completely lost track of this fact.
I see what you did, there.
Or, just in case that was a serious question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...