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  1. Re:Easy on Pepe Is Banned From the Apple App Store (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    How would a 'racist' have black friends?

    Because he's black? Racism isn't restricted to white people.

  2. Re:Advanced algorithm on Ask Slashdot: What Types of Jobs Are Opening Up In the New Field of AI? · · Score: 0

    Tasks such as felatio require experienced professionals who understand the ins and outs of the task they are designing for.

    1. Dick goes in
    2. Dick goes out
    3. Goto 1

  3. Re:Ironic that I read this in the office... on More Than 40 Percent of Companies Now Offer a 'Summer Friday' Perk (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    sux 2bu. I finished my beers hours ago and I'm with a hooker now. It's double-D day!

  4. I'll get my things on tuesday, I'm taking monday off.

  5. Easy on Pepe Is Banned From the Apple App Store (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Make Pepe gay. Apple will be struggling internally and won't be able to decide if it should be banned or accepted.

  6. Re:Total asshat. on Tim Cook Takes Swipe at Windows During MIT Commencement (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    You've never tried Windows 10.

  7. Re:The CEO of the worlds biggest tech company on Tim Cook Takes Swipe at Windows During MIT Commencement (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    The real battle of that era was Atari ST vs Amiga. The Mac was an expensive black and white computer with a miniature monitor and the PC was... well, a slow, beeping, low-resolution 4-colours piece of crap.

  8. Re:The CEO of the worlds biggest tech company on Tim Cook Takes Swipe at Windows During MIT Commencement (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    You mean the same start button that needs to be used to stop the computer? Or the Windows button that does something else entirely on Windows 10?

  9. Re:Tim Cook can take a swipe on Tim Cook Takes Swipe at Windows During MIT Commencement (cnet.com) · · Score: 2

    Quit your whining you two, all you're doing is making me crave an apple-flavoured latte.

  10. Re:Student Budget on Tim Cook Takes Swipe at Windows During MIT Commencement (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Or you could simply buy a P-P-Powerbook.

  11. Re:So... the time has come... on Tim Cook Takes Swipe at Windows During MIT Commencement (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    The problem is that a numbers guy is now at the top and a designer is now making engineering decisions.

    That's not the way to do it and the so-called "iMac Pro" is proof of it. Cramming all that hardware into the iMac design is just insane.

    I have no idea why Tim Cook, a logistics guy, still haven't pushed for a handful of motherboards to be re-used into multiple products. Make a low-end motherboard that you can use in the Mac mini, MacBook Air and a low-end 17~19" iMac. You lower your costs, your development costs, your inventory costs and you can update three lines at the same time.

  12. You say that as if Japanese were obsessed with sex and/or robots.

  13. Put it on eBay?

  14. Re:How is it even possible on AT&T Uses Forced Arbitration To Overcharge Customers, Senators Say (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    You cannot have your rights taken from you, but you CAN give them away if you so desire.

    That's insane that this is even allowed. In which hypothetical cases would something like this be useful? If it's a right then a company should not be able to take it away from you.

  15. Paint Shop Pro?

  16. Re: 5400 RPM? on Teardown of New iMac Reveals Upgradable Processors, RAM (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    "This particular motherboard"? Do you really think Apple puts regular ATX/mini-ITX/etc motherboards in their computers?

  17. How is it even possible on AT&T Uses Forced Arbitration To Overcharge Customers, Senators Say (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Forced arbitration requires consumers to sign away their constitutional right to hold providers accountable in court just to access modern-day essentials like mobile phone, Internet, and pay-TV services.

    If it's a constitutional right, then wouldn't it be illegal for AT&T to ask clients to sign it away? Why would that even hold in court?

    "You signed a paper saying you are not human, therefore the court does not recognize you as a human being anymore." is as stupid as this thing.

  18. Re:S is for... on No Known Ransomware Works Against Windows 10 S, Says Microsoft (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    Surely you mean the Windows (S)hit Store?

  19. Re:Before you act outraged... on EU Seeks New Powers To Obtain Data 'Directly' From Tech Firms (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    You mean the anonymous encrypted data that Apple deletes after six months?

  20. That means Canada is probably 280th.

  21. Re:Misleading Headlines Again... on It's Been So Windy in Europe That Electricity Prices Have Turned Negative (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe he's a hammer or a lockjaw.

  22. Re:Misleading Headlines Again... on It's Been So Windy in Europe That Electricity Prices Have Turned Negative (vice.com) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The suppliers should invest in Bitcoin mining rigs.

  23. But think of the 200% profits once the wind mills start turning in the opposite direction!

  24. Negative pricing? on It's Been So Windy in Europe That Electricity Prices Have Turned Negative (vice.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of the time I went to buy cinder blocks at Home Depot. The guy told me the more I bought, the cheaper they are. So I told him to load them up on my trailer until they're free.

  25. I thought the PSP was made by Sony.