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  1. Re: Schwartz wasn't killed by stupid computer laws on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    Coerced false confessions FTW! Feed the Gulag!

  2. Re: Nothing but a common thief on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    Wait... "he got what was coming to him"? Are you saying the good people of Boston have errected a heroic statue of Schwartz in front of City Hall? I hadn't heard that, but it's good to know.

  3. Re: White privilege even in death! on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    Does the NGO pay you $0.25 per moronically racist post? Or have they raised it to $0.30 now?

  4. Re: Once you control information... on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    Yet the United States is flirting with complete economic collapse, and China has very serious internal security, unity, and stability issues.

  5. Re: Once you control information... on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 0

    "Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun." - Mao

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik...

  6. Re: Once you control information... on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    Huh? Information freedom is not a Dimmocrat/Repuglican partisan issue. Go back to Reddit.

  7. Re: Once you control information... on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    Suicide is honorable.

  8. Re: It's all propaganda now on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    By "center" you mean "authoritarian financialist consensus"?

  9. Re: It's all propaganda now on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 2

    Breitbart is openly very very political. But the quality of their writing is much higher than Fox News. The latter, like CNN and other bigmedia outlets on both sides of the left/right false divide, seems written for an audience of petulant toddlers.

  10. Re: Meanwhile On Reddit on Calls to Action on the Fifth Anniversary of the Death of Aaron Swartz (eff.org) · · Score: 1

    He was a righteous man, and a hero to many. Whereas you are but a stain on the floor of a public restroom.

  11. Re: FBI now providing free marketing! on FBI Calls Apple 'Jerks' and 'Evil Geniuses' For Making iPhone Cracks Difficult (itwire.com) · · Score: 1

    How's that Stasi bootleather taste?

  12. Re: Too harsh IMHO. on Kansas 'Swat' Perpetrator Charged; Faces 11 More Years in Prison (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    How many more murders will these trigger-happy law enforcers commit while this dumb kid rots in a torture camp?

  13. 15,000 life sentences woo hoo ha ha hah!!!1!!1!!! on Kansas 'Swat' Perpetrator Charged; Faces 11 More Years in Prison (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Feed the Gulag!

  14. Re: Not much of a timeline on Fake 'Inbound Missile' Alert Sent To Every Cellphone in Hawaii (chicagotribune.com) · · Score: 1

    It was probably a system test. Those need to be done to see how the thing actually works. Must be fascinating to collect and study data on people's responses.

  15. Re: I thought it was already well established on Yelp Accused Of Hiding Positive Reviews For Non-Advertiser (cbslocal.com) · · Score: 1

    A court that eagerly enforces badlaws is contemptible, and well deserving the title "kangaroo court".

  16. Re: Islamic women on Will Facial Recognition in China Lead To Total Surveillance? (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    What makes you think that service is not already available to select customers?

  17. Re: Way to keep fucking up the market on Cryptocurrency Exchange Kraken Suddenly Goes Dark For Two Days (sfchronicle.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    PHB: How long have you been working with Crypto(tm)?

    Devops nerd: cryptocurrency processing is not especially different from other workloads, and benefits from the same modern best practices.

    PHB: get out of here, nerd. Next!

    Wannabe: Hi! I love Agile(tm)! I'm willing to sell my soul for cheap!!

    PHB: Awesome! How long have you been working with Crypto(tm)?

    Wannabe: I've been doing CRYPTO for five years! I'm CRYPTO Certified(tm)!

    PHB: double awesome! Now a technical question: describe the basics of how to set up a resilient production environment for a web application.

    Wannabe: huh? What's resilient mean??

    PHB: I don't know either! You're hired!

  18. Re: Most Interesting Coder on Cryptocurrency Exchange Kraken Suddenly Goes Dark For Two Days (sfchronicle.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sounds like you're doing it the Agile (tm) way!

  19. Re: Smells like a political coverup on Apple Health Data Is Being Used As Evidence In a Rape and Murder Investigation (vice.com) · · Score: 1, Informative

    Trump stole my garden gnome.

  20. Apple, now with iSnitch technology:

    It sees you when you're sleeping
    It knows when you're awake
    It knows if you've been bad or good
    So be good for goodness sake!

  21. Re: I thought it was already well established on Yelp Accused Of Hiding Positive Reviews For Non-Advertiser (cbslocal.com) · · Score: 1

    As I said - it's DUH LAW!

  22. no longer a threat on Hackers Could Blow Up Factories Using Smartphone Apps (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Phewww - that was close! But thanks to the diligent bi-partisan efforts of our legislators and the brilliant patriotic leadership of our businesspersons, the United States is safe from this threat. We have no factories left for anyone to blow up.

  23. Re:Only works on factories run by morons on Hackers Could Blow Up Factories Using Smartphone Apps (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Organizations that blame their security issues on "morons" are unlikely to develop an effective security posture.

  24. Re: Methinks thou dost protest too much on FBI Calls Apple 'Jerks' and 'Evil Geniuses' For Making iPhone Cracks Difficult (itwire.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

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    Well congratulations!! My company would like to extend you a SPECIAL offer on prime oceanfront property - located in downtown Phoenix, Arizona. Go swimming everyday, while enjoying Arizona's famous dessert climate!

    Hurry - this special offer is available only to people who believe iPhone is security is unbreakable by the government. Call now!

  25. Re: FBI now providing free marketing! on FBI Calls Apple 'Jerks' and 'Evil Geniuses' For Making iPhone Cracks Difficult (itwire.com) · · Score: 1

    Sorry broham. When we warned you about pervasive internet surveillance - an open secret among a few hundred thousand networking & security dudes - your type called us crackpots. Turns out that shit is real, and you were the fools.

    Same here. If you really believe it's lawful for Apple or anyone else to sell a phone the gubmint can't p0wn - then truly you are sticking your head in the sand, singing, and hoping reality just goes away.