Fat chance. When they came to the counter to make their purchase, I grabbed the little shit by his shirt.
And you wonder why you have no customers!
"That's it. What's your name? You're blacklisted. Now take yourself and your little bitch friend out of my store - and don't come back." I barked. Cravenly, they complied and scampered off.
So you're telling your customers to "scamper off", and then act surprised when your business is no longer profitable.
Hint: if you want to run a profitable business, don't chase your customers away!
This evening, my daughters asked me. "Why do the other kids laugh at us?"
Hmmm, maybe it's because the other kids know what a poor businessman you are... Even a lowly greengrocer knows that it's bad business sense to insult and chase away his own customers
"It's because they are idiots, kids", I told them. "Don't listen to them."
although, since the Air France lavortories advertise themselves as "Libre" when available also, I wonder if there is different overloaded meanings in French for that word
"libre" = free as in speech, but also available (as in seats, meeting rooms, restrooms, parking spaces, timeslots, and yes, girls...)
"gratuit" = free as in beer
If you see "gratuit" on a restroom door, you'd be in Belgium. Indeed, in Belgium most public restrooms charge a small admission fee, and it's worth pointing out if one doesn't;-)
Tesla and a guy named George Westinghouse championed AC, and won because it was superior.
Superior? It makes the whole grid move in
lockstep, in such a way that if one element falls, all others fall as well just like dominoes. Didn't anybody learn anything from August 13th?
The reason why only the East Coast was blacked out, rather than all of North America? Simple: the North-American grids is subdivided in
three parts (Eastern, Western and Texas), which are interconnected with each other with... guess what... DC lines!
Language is something funny. Even if you write your filter in a way to take into account word boundaries, you still have the problem of same words meaning different things in different contexts. Ironically, dirty words are more prone to this that polite conversation. I'd find it funny to read that certain academic institutions award summa ejaculate laude honors...
So now you can get two tickets for the same offense:
The first for speeding
The second for leaving your cellphone on while driving (and no, hands-free sets don't count: even if they keep your hands free, they don't keep your brain free)
I've occasionnally looked at spammer's database schema's and indeed many do have procedures in place to remove your address when you unsubscribe. Moreover, your address is then often enough added to a "blacklist" whose apparent purpose is to prevent re-adding of your address to the distribution list.
So, using an unsubscribe link could work with those. Not sure however, whether typing ' or ''=' into the unsubscribe box would work: even the dumbest spammers have backups, unfortunately.
Careful there, some payphones have cameras! A couple of years ago, some highschool students thought it funny to phone in an "anonymous" bomb threat. Unfortunately, the call only stayed anonymous until police reviewed the tape of the phone booth...
Another good idea, which requires no password to the machine is if he has an optical mouse, put a piece of semi-translucent tape over it. It will slowly degrade performance as it gets scratched up.
... and if the guy has an old-fashioned ball mouse, put a small piece of paper into the ball compartment. The mouse will still (more or less) work, but will move rather goofily (pointer gets stuck, then jumps, etc.). Or, if you want the prank to last: use hair (same effect, but less easy to spot).
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And you wonder why you have no customers!
"That's it. What's your name? You're blacklisted. Now take yourself and your little bitch friend out of my store - and don't come back." I barked. Cravenly, they complied and scampered off.
So you're telling your customers to "scamper off", and then act surprised when your business is no longer profitable.
Hint: if you want to run a profitable business, don't chase your customers away!
This evening, my daughters asked me. "Why do the other kids laugh at us?"
Hmmm, maybe it's because the other kids know what a poor businessman you are... Even a lowly greengrocer knows that it's bad business sense to insult and chase away his own customers
"It's because they are idiots, kids", I told them. "Don't listen to them."
I really wonder who the idiot is...
"libre" = free as in speech, but also available (as in seats, meeting rooms, restrooms, parking spaces, timeslots, and yes, girls ...)
"gratuit" = free as in beer
If you see "gratuit" on a restroom door, you'd be in Belgium. Indeed, in Belgium most public restrooms charge a small admission fee, and it's worth pointing out if one doesn't ;-)
"Frei" usually means free, as in speech, whereas "umsonst" (or sometimes, "gratis") means free as in beer.
However there is one notable exception: Freibier!
Superior? It makes the whole grid move in lockstep, in such a way that if one element falls, all others fall as well just like dominoes. Didn't anybody learn anything from August 13th?
The reason why only the East Coast was blacked out, rather than all of North America? Simple: the North-American grids is subdivided in three parts (Eastern, Western and Texas), which are interconnected with each other with... guess what... DC lines!
No, but both of them run Linux...
Shouldn't that be "comparing Apples and Lemons"
That's what Laptops+cellphones are for.
medireview , anybody?
Language is something funny. Even if you write your filter in a way to take into account word boundaries, you still have the problem of same words meaning different things in different contexts. Ironically, dirty words are more prone to this that polite conversation. I'd find it funny to read that certain academic institutions award summa ejaculate laude honors...
Then what's the point of leaving it on?
Lemme guess... You are a PCLT too, aren't you? A Pidgin certified language technician!
Anybody else shocked at the thought that you need a driving license to be allowed to drink?
I agree with danheskett: there are Internet Exploder Crashes which don't take the whole system down with them.
You answered your own question: that third party will never win the lawsuit, although his heirs might...
So, using an unsubscribe link could work with those. Not sure however, whether typing ' or ''=' into the unsubscribe box would work: even the dumbest spammers have backups, unfortunately.
I think such a product already exist. Lemme remember the name of the company that makes it... soft-something? Ah, there I remember: Softmicro!
Yeah, you can whip out the other thing once you've surfed to an appropriate URL.
Careful there, some payphones have cameras! A couple of years ago, some highschool students thought it funny to phone in an "anonymous" bomb threat. Unfortunately, the call only stayed anonymous until police reviewed the tape of the phone booth...
... and even to be a pedant, but pedant is spelled without an n before the d
Penguin! Oh the insolence!
Get off your feral matochtic cat already! Meow!
While browsing Slashdot, at least you notice when your computer freezes up!
Interesting. Could you be so kind to post an URL to some tools? We have some firing of Winders lusers to do, hehe ;-)
Windows in a mission-critical control room? While the operators on duty play card games? Lemme guess: August 14th, 2003?