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Baffling the Spam Bots

dumpster_dave writes "Scientific American is running an article, Baffling the Bots on techniques to outsmart and subvert spam bots and their chat-room cousins via CAPTCHA. You have probable seen this in the form of images containing text as gate-keepers to various on-line services. The latest evolution is using non-words and distorting the text such that even the best AI systems cannot decipher them, yet humans can not help but do so [cf., Gestalt Psychology]."

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  1. Blind Users by X-rated+Ouroboros · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've often wondered how these types of systems can be made handicapped accessible

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    1. Re:Blind Users by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Instead of sending an image of distorted text, send a wave file of distorted speech - easy for the human ear to discern, but harder for run-of-the-mill speech recognition tools to do.

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    2. Re:Blind Users by mbyte · · Score: 1

      by linking soundfiles ? natural language processing is also a very hard CS subject ...

    3. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blind people already have their own internet. It's called short wave. HTH.

    4. Re:Blind Users by cgranade · · Score: 1

      Then you have to worry about those with poor or no hearing, as well as those with poor or no sound equipment. Why not have someone solve a riddle or puzzle, such as decode a /. mangled e-mail address?

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    5. Re:Blind Users by zcat_NZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Easy; When you generate your mangled GIF image, also create a wav/mp3 containing the same information (eg using TTS software, or by concatenating pre-recorded audio files).

      Most blind users are running windows with JAWS or similar screen-reading software, and sites like ACB release a lot of their content as mp3's already, so I'd assume that most are well equipped to handle web audio.

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    6. Re:Blind Users by heironymouscoward · · Score: 1

      Since it only restricts access at a certain point in the process, handicapped (e.g. blind) users will need help at that point, but not later. It's a problem only if you look at it as such: in most cases blind people need quite a lot of help in accessing the wider parts of society, and when seen positively this is a way of bringing them into contact with others, as those people help them.

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    7. Re:Blind Users by EvilNTUser · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Then you have to worry about those with poor or no hearing, as well as those with poor or no sound equipment. Why not have someone solve a riddle or puzzle"

      Because then you'd be discriminating against stupid people, and keeping them off the internet.

      Oh, wait...

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    8. Re:Blind Users by Talez · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's part of the three pronged attack on spam.

      1) Obfuscate e-mail addresses
      2) Stop spammers from getting to places containing real email addresses
      3) Keep stupid people off the internet so the revenue stream of spammers is cut off.

    9. Re:Blind Users by Albanach · · Score: 1

      The simple answer is you can't. There will be lots of suggestions that you use sound - so if you're blind and deaf then you're excluded from email? What about those using Braille interfaces to read email. Can sound files overcome language barriers? There are so many obstacles all of which point back to one simple fact, that you can't assume anything about the user at the other end. That's why the web was designed so web pages sent the content and the browser decides how to display it - a properly coded web page should be accessible to anyone. When you content moves beyond ASCII text you start making a lot of assumptions about the other end, risk denying people access and, with many new laws coming into force, finding either you or your company facing a law suit for discrimination.

    10. Re:Blind Users by Empiric · · Score: 1

      How about a text-based system based on inference? Text-only could be fed through a reader for the blind the same as any other page text.

      For example:

      Of "book", "cat", "tree", and "silver", which is an animal?

      Of course, since a bot could try all the permutations here, one try would be all that should be allowed, but that should be enough for a human. I'm sure there's a form that couldn't be brute-forced, but I'd have to think about that a bit more.

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    11. Re:Blind Users by -brazil- · · Score: 1
      Then you have to worry about those with poor or no hearing, as well as those with poor or no sound equipment.


      Um... no. Of course you'd offer the visual and a aural tests as ALTERNATIVES, thereby only leaving people who are BOTH blind and deaf to worry about. For them, a riddle or puzzle (which would have to be text-only to work on a braille display) could be a third alternative.

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    12. Re:Blind Users by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      When you generate your mangled GIF image, also create a wav/mp3 containing the same information

      I'm on 56k, you insensitive clod!

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    13. Re:Blind Users by lelnet · · Score: 1

      Indeed one system I've been obligated by circumstance to use does exactly this (not as a primary means, but as a supplement to the image)...and it turns out it's necessary, because sometimes the "distortion" takes the form of rotating a digit so that a significant percentage of it becomes invisible, thus rendering (for example) a "1" indistinguishable from a "7"...and of course if you're going to rotate images by up to 90 degrees in either direction (which this system does) than "6" will always be indistinguishable from "9" visually.

      These annoyances, combined with the fact that the system in question required doing this step at every log-in (not just for the initial registration like most of them) resulted in it taking me over 2 hours to finally discover that it wasn't going to accept my credit card anyway, and I'd have to buy the products I wanted by putting a money order in an envolope and letting the blue snails take their sweet time getting it to my vendor.

      So tell me...how is this supposed to prevent spam, again?

    14. Re:Blind Users by Pathwalker · · Score: 2, Funny
      For some time, I've felt that math is the answer to verifying that a viewer is a human, and still keeping the test accessible to the widest number of disabled people.

      A couple of simple math/logic problems such as these should be suitable:
      1. Find the two roots of x*x-16x+60=0
      2. What are two numbers who have the sum of 16 and the product of 60?
      3. From the following facts, what can you infer about Albert?
        • All men are mortal.
        • Albert is a man
      Simple puzzles like this should be able to be figured out by almost all people in a few seconds, and can be expressed in plain text, making them accessible to the blind.
    15. Re:Blind Users by herwin · · Score: 1

      Use an audio interface and embed the message in nonobtrusive background clutter. Speech recognition software is very bad at handling that sort of requirement.

    16. Re:Blind Users by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Okay, I thought about it more.

      Having two tables of nouns and categories, and from those generating a challenge of the type:

      Put "silver", "oak", "water", and "cat" in the order of liquid, tree, animal, metal.

      ...would require tries on average half the factorial of the number of terms used, and that's after writing a parser for the challenge and assuming that's the only form of challenge the web site will give. Scale for bot-elimination effectiveness, allowed tries, and/or user convenience.

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    17. Re:Blind Users by anno1602 · · Score: 1

      one try would be all that should be allowed

      That's even simple to enforce. You would have a pool of words, out of which, for every try, a new combination is automatically generated. Problem: Once you are dealing with any kind of dictionnary (as we have here), it can be recreated on the attacker's side - with considerable effort, but with time, this'll get cracked. Only solution is to continuously (sp?) update the database, thus engaging in yet another arms race.

    18. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm on 56k, you insensitive clod!

      And that stops you from playing 24kbps mp3 streams?

    19. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're a minority. who cares.

    20. Re:Blind Users by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Hmm... interesting. But since a program can't do the inferences such as "cat" to "animal", and the spambot writer can't determine how many valid categories for a noun I could be using (nouns-to-categories being a many-to-many relationship), I think this becomes really, really hard without seeing my database.

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    21. Re:Blind Users by vidarh · · Score: 1
      For your first one, my bet is that for any equation you'd come up with that more than 50% of humans could solve in a reasonable amount of time, you'd have a hard time finding ANY human that would solve it faster than a computer. Writing equation solvers that can handle the basics is trivially easy - you use a simple expression parser and recursively apply a small set of rules.

      For the second you're raising the bar by complicating the parsing, but the question is: How would you generate the problems? If the sentence is machine generated, then the number of rules used will likely be small enough that the parser can be made pretty simple by spending a few hours analysing the result of repeatedly loading the page. The "problem" itself is again something you can write a small simple rule based solver for.

      Your third suggestion relies on the same problem. Are you going to machine generate these? If so, they're likely to end up being in a form that is structured enough to parse relatively well. Are you going to type them in manually? If so, someone WILL set up a bot, record all failed attempts and manually enter them in their database for next time.

      Also, keep in mind that not all your problems needs to be solvable. If 1% are solvable in a second, it still means that a bot trying just one at a time will be able to bypass your protection 8640 times a day. If what you're doing is harvesting webmail accounts to spam from, 8640 a day is going to get you far.

    22. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've often wondered how these types of systems can be made handicapped accessible

      Nobody wants handicap people on the Internet. Can't you take a hint?

    23. Re:Blind Users by vidarh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Big problem with this: Let's say this type of challenge is given 1 out of a 100 times. It has the MASSIVE weakness that word lists with classifications are readily available (hint: computational linguistics - academics have spent decades preparing computer readable databases of stuff like this for use in their research), and if not can relatively quickly be built (think parsing dictionary.com output, looking for the category keywords). Say these method will solve 1 out of 10 of the challenges, which I think is very low given both the possibility of scanning a dictionary entry and availability of specialized word lists. That means 1 in a 1000. Which means somebody will hammer your registration server, and still be able to register 100's of accounts a day that they can abuse.

    24. Re:Blind Users by vidarh · · Score: 1

      So now you're giving people a one in four chance of success. What the bot will then do is try a random answer, and if it fails it revisits the original page, gets a new problem and tries again. Voila, 25% success rate, and your e-mail system will be used for massive amounts of outbound spam.

    25. Re:Blind Users by vidarh · · Score: 1

      ... leaving three different angles of attack for the bot writers....

    26. Re:Blind Users by weave · · Score: 1
      A good question, but the solutions suggested are a bit over the top. Just list a toll-free number in the ALT text for help in completing the form. I doubt that the amount of people calling require just the occasional interruption of someone. If it becomes are larger labor problem, then at some point, finding a technical solution will become cheaper and will be implemented.

      (I know toll free US numbers aren't toll free outside the US, but I believe there is also a toll free international exchange or "country code" too...)

    27. Re:Blind Users by batemanm · · Score: 1

      Use the ALT attribute :-)

    28. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The spambot writer can see the categories you're trying to use. All they need to do is write a bot to hit your site 10,000 times and scrape off the category you're asking for in the question and they'll have a list of all the categories.

    29. Re:Blind Users by stanmann · · Score: 1

      1:24 if there are 4 items...

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    30. Re:Blind Users by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      ..and for those users without soundcards? (eg. most corporate users)...

    31. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blind corporate users do have soundcards for their screenreaders.

    32. Re:Blind Users by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Not a problem if each of them is so difficult that it's far beyond the current state of the art in AI research.

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    33. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've often wondered how these types of systems can be made handicapped accessible"

      Dude, you really need to get out more

    34. Re:Blind Users by Hylander · · Score: 1

      You can't, basically.

      Many of these devices are illegal in Europe under disability access laws, unless alternatives are provided that are accessible.

    35. Re:Blind Users by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      Say it. I saw one of these things the other day adn it had a link to where it would say the word.

    36. Re:Blind Users by aastanna · · Score: 1

      How would a blind person without a soundcard be using the internet? How are they getting information out of it?

    37. Re:Blind Users by glyph42 · · Score: 1

      Okay, now write a program to randomly generate such word problems so 1) no two are ever alike, i.e. could not be parsed by a program and 2) they're still easily solvable by humans. Get back to me my Friday and I'll give you a job.

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    38. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to be mean, but if you can't SEE, you probably don't need a yahoo e-mail account, or chat room access. I wouldn't bet even the best TTS systems could handle yahoo mail, let alone their java applet chat room thing.

      But as you're probably now going to say that you meant for other services, this mostly still applies, but perhaps if you need it for an internet site for the blind, then you can give the user an option of visual or audial test. If you can't pass either, then you have bigger problems to deal with.

    39. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone go shatter his knees and gouge out his eyes.....

    40. Re:Blind Users by Saltine · · Score: 1

      This is a good idea. I think I've seen this type of test used to determine whether the responder was a human, and it was very effective. I think it went something like:

      Which of the following would you most prefer?
      A: a puppy
      B: a pretty flower from your sweetie
      or C: a large, properly formatted data file?


      I can't remember if the puppy was mechanical in any way.

      Hope this helps!

    41. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      think parsing dictionary.com output, looking for the category keywords

      Think Lingua::EN modules on Perl

    42. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I live there is a charity "horse riding for disabled kids" or something. I mean most able kids dont ride horses why the fuck do they need to go whacking DISabled kids the backs of horses for? Can't they just sit at home and play playstation like all the normal kids?

    43. Re:Blind Users by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      And if these people actually advance the state of the art, I'd say that a bit more work for my filter is worth it.

      Phstt. Like that's ever going to happen....

    44. Re:Blind Users by E_elven · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see! Brilliant! The computer would always select something it can identify with, like the formatted disk here, so we can easily distinguish the wrong answer from the right one, which otherwise would be impossible! Pure genious.

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    45. Re:Blind Users by nospmiS+remoH · · Score: 1

      - 40% of adults don't know that the Sun is a star.

      - A child safety seat company got in trouble because their instructions were written above a FOURTH GRADE reading level (apparently the average reading level of adults).

      The moral: Never assume the intelligence of the "average" person to be above the average 4th grader. It's sad, but "Type the numbers you see here:" is about a complicated a test you can give and expect a reasonable number of people to be able to pass it.

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    46. Re:Blind Users by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      The first question would be acceptable in very few instances, like math-help@somewhere.edu, and it excludes a lot of humanity. Hell, I had trouble getting 10 and 6, and I'm not even sure I'm right.

      Your second question is a good idea just as a hint for the first question.

      Your third question is the easiest, but it might be hard to generate lots of those.

    47. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "3) Keep stupid people off the internet so the revenue stream of spammers is cut off."

      Nobody will get much of a revenue stream from the few hundred left.

    48. Re:Blind Users by aridhol · · Score: 2, Informative

      Braille.

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    49. Re:Blind Users by D.+Book · · Score: 1

      Easy; When you generate your mangled GIF image, also create a wav/mp3 containing the same information (eg using TTS software, or by concatenating pre-recorded audio files).

      And what happens when the bots start using voice recognition? It works well enough that the major telco here in Australia uses voice recognition to route calls and obtain basic information--there's no doubt it would understand a homogenous machine-generated voice. So are they going to make mangled sound files as well?

      Personally, I find most of these so-called CAPTCHA tests are poorly implemented. Many times, I enter the wrong answer because the text is so distorted I'm not able to read it properly.

    50. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'm blind AND deaf you insenstive clod!

      -Helen
      hkeller@sullivan.edu

    51. Re:Blind Users by alanh · · Score: 1

      That's easy, put the words into the tags.... ;-)

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    52. Re:Blind Users by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Most of the x86 motherboards I've worked with over the past 6-8 years or so have had integrated sound.

      Just because there's no speakers on the desk doesn't mean most corporate PC's don't or couldn't have sound capability at no extra cost.

    53. Re:Blind Users by Squonk01 · · Score: 0

      Generate an associated alt tag...er, nevermind.

    54. Re:Blind Users by recursiv · · Score: 1

      I'm on 56k, you insensitive clod!

      So? 5 seconds of speech, well compressed would probably be smaller than the graphic anyway.

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    55. Re:Blind Users by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      No drivers. Our company intentionally buys disabled, driver-less boards because they hate us. I found and installed the driver anyway though, because the feeling is mutual.

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    56. Re:Blind Users by joggle · · Score: 1

      Rather than making an infinite number of questions, it would be trivial (though extremely tedious) to make a rather large number of questions, using a combination of several question databases. For example:
      Is a [some noun] bigger than a [another noun]?, using some database for the nouns (such as 'cat' and 'house'). Simply ask enough questions (say 20 or so) and it should prevent spammers from harvesting e-mail addresses (or at least quickly, esp. if there is a 1-2 second delay before accepting another attempt from the same IP).

    57. Re:Blind Users by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      The same way you stop OCR programs from recognising the text in images.. add some background noise and distort the voice a little.

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    58. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm blind AND deaf you insenstive clod!

      -Helen
      ... and dead, since 1968.

    59. Re:Blind Users by ghost1911 · · Score: 1

      At spamarrest, we have a java applet that allows handicapped users to hear the word spoken.

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    60. Re:Blind Users by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      -Helen ... and dead, since 1968.

      Are you implying that you discriminate against the life challenged? Dead people are people too.

    61. Re:Blind Users by garwain · · Score: 1

      Most of these systems I've seen have a link right after the image to play a sound file Disclaimer: I have not seen every system in place.

    62. Re:Blind Users by anno1602 · · Score: 1

      Yes. However, to elaborate my point: Usually such solutions are not implemented on a per-site basis, but in a software package. It then only becomes a matter of gaining access to that database (heck, buy the software) and all sites protected by that package are protected no longer.

    63. Re:Blind Users by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --You call that simple?! I suck at math, you insensitive clod!!

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    64. Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get it right, thats Living Impared you insensitive clod!

  2. I've always thought by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    that just using johnsmithword-AT-hotmail.com works fine (where word is taken out and -AT- is replaced with @) I use that and have yet to have a single spam email.

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    1. Re:I've always thought by Grimster · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes this is a great solution if the only people you want to email you are a little towards the smart side. But speaking as someone who has to deal with "joe sixpack" daily I've seen people who are confused by user@NOSPAMdomain.com and when I tell them to go to http://webmail.domain.com/ to get their webmail they put www. on the front!

      These same people if I were verbally giving them the url to slashdot would end up at http://www.slash..org/ (god I wish I were trying to make a joke but seriously I've had this happen).

      Because of this my email is plainly visible on our web site, and in my forums, and on a few other forums and on an occasional usenet message. With a combination of RBL's, bayesian filtering, procmail soup and other goodies my spam count per day is kept to a low roar (double figures in spam number rather than four figures, again I wish this were joking).

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    2. Re:I've always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because even spammers hate you.

    3. Re:I've always thought by gantrep · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you sure they wouldn't end up at http;\\www.\..org/?

    4. Re:I've always thought by andih8u · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've been using this http://jodrell.net/projects/mailto which puts your mailto link into a coupla hundred character long javascript. People can still click on the mailto link as per norm, but getting the address from the source is a different matter.

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    5. Re:I've always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 10% of people who sign-up from AOL put their email address at www.nick@aol.com. It got so bad I started stripping out www. on all AOL email addys.

    6. Re:I've always thought by fegu · · Score: 1

      I have also experienced this problem and consequently I must have my email visible without obfuscation. I am currently in three figures a day of spam mail and looking for willing people to gang up and lynch the spammers. Pulp Fiction: "For guys like this, there should be no judge, no jury, just straight to execution."

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    7. Re:I've always thought by Anime_Fan · · Score: 1

      http;\\www.\..org/

      Nah... I don't think they'd be so retarded to put http; or \. ...

      After all, everyone knows enough to use : and a frontslash, right? Or maybe they have their preferences set to ask for valueOfSlash. I have mine set to default to frontslash. Then again, I'm a UNIX(TM) guy.

    8. Re:I've always thought by Unsolicited+Commando · · Score: 1
      I am currently in three figures a day of spam mail and looking for willing people to gang up and lynch the spammers.

      I find a lot of people who don't really want a clean inbox: they just want revenge. So do I. If you download my free software you can be part of a vigilante mob with hardley any effort. Unsolicited Commando

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    9. Re:I've always thought by GORby_ · · Score: 1

      I have yet another idea...
      It has a major drawback however: it has to be implemented on every web server where you want to use it.

      The idea is that you create randomly generated temporary email aliases (2 per e-mail adres to ensure that an address is valid for at least 12 hours after being shown on the website). When a user visits the page he sees an email address like g3t37db236j@domain.com and can click it like any normal e-mail link.
      The catch is that he has to send an email to that address before the address expires (which should be at least 6 hours IMHO). This email is then automatically forwarded to your real e-mail address. Of course you need to notify the user that the address is only valid for a limited time.

      When you get the e-mail and answer it, the correspondent automatically has your real e-mail address.

      This won't stop harvesters from getting your temporary email address, but it will keep your real email address from showing up in their databases (unless you're as stupid as to answer one of their mails of course ;-). I think the harvested email addresses won't be used immediately after harvesting, but at least a couple of hours will pass. You may still get an occasional spam message on your temporary addresses, but I don't think that will happen often.

    10. Re:I've always thought by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Great - for those among your users who can (a) send email from "mailto" links (i.e. don't use webmail), and (b) use Javascript-capable browsers.

      Too bad about everyone else. But I suppose none of them have anything interesting to say to you anyway.

    11. Re:I've always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great if you want to avoid SPAM (and feel lucky).

      Explain to me how it stops spambots signing up for email accounts, search results or any of the things the article is actually about?

    12. Re:I've always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sure! I am one of them. But all the mail filters in the world, and not even UC, is going to change the behavior of a single spammer.

      ...now what if a notorious spammer were found painfully mutilated with 'spam sux' written in his blood on the computer screen... if that were to make the headlines, you bet some of these goons would think twice. This is the only way I see that a few determined individuals could actually make a difference, sad but true.


      IANAL, you didn't hear it from me, don't try this at home etc. And don't get caught ;-)

    13. Re:I've always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir:

      You ARE a Spammer and a Karma Whore; check your history.

      Thanks,
      WhoreCop

    14. Re:I've always thought by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      I'd have thought that the people who write the e-mail address harvesters would program in all the variations they know of like that. Wouldn't be too difficult, and they'd most likely get a bunch more valid addresses.

      -- Dr. Eldarion --

    15. Re:I've always thought by andih8u · · Score: 1

      Wow, get a ton of spam or alienate the few people who don't have javascript capable browsers. Tough choice. I had the email address as just an image on the site where the user could simply read the address on the jpg and type it into their mail client, but the average user seems to be really confused if they don't have something to click on.

      The one email address that I had that was not obfuscated by the javascript still receives a few hundred spam attempts per day even though I took the account off the mail server over a year ago.

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    16. Re:I've always thought by bruthasj · · Score: 1

      And what's even worse is that if this project gains any momentum or popularity, then all one would have to do is rip kjs from the kde project and run the chunk through the js interpreter and you'd be done. At the end of the day, if you can see it on the screen folks, the spammers can extract it regardless of the underlying technological methods used to obfuscate the email.

      The solution to SPAM:

      1. Educate consumers not to respond to spam or its enticing advertisements.
      2. Modify SMTP so that we guarantee we can find the exact source of the sender or non-complying ISP. (Via the recent verify/authentication schemes used lately.)
      3. Create legislation that enables litigation for unsolicited bulk.
      4. Litigate.

      It's nasty, but that's the only solution. SPAMASS isn't 100%; I still have to look at my spambox ...

    17. Re:I've always thought by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I've set something similar up. I have an email account using virtual hosting, so I wrote a little PHP script that generates unique e-mail addresses based on the date, time and remote IP address. If a spam-merchant harvests one of these addresses, I can simply put in a procmail recipe that will catch it and erase it. It means I get one spam per harvesting, but it stops anybody from selling them on. And if anyone claims I opted-in to a list, then this will show they are lying through their arsehole.

      I'm planning on adding some really nasty {from the spammer's point of view} enhancements for v2.0. Basically adding some mailto links that a spam-harvester will see but a human reader won't .....

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    18. Re:I've always thought by Xrikcus · · Score: 1

      Of course it happens! It's assumed a site has www, if someone said mail.yahoo.com I'd assume no www, but if someone said yahoo.com I'd naturally assume a www, I often say something like "yahoo.com" to people knowing full well they'll add the www for me. Extending that one would naturally assume that if someone says "slashdot.org" they are just being lazy and really mean www.slashdot.org

      I frequently naturally visited www.slashdot.org originally. Clearly I know the www isn't necessary, that doesn't mean it doesn't come naturally though. Seriously, why is slashdot not a www site? I can only imagine it's some childish stance against putting www to confuse stupid people (this I have known and consider a far worse crime than thinking www is the only way websites are), what you end up with is an ugly url.

    19. Re:I've always thought by GORby_ · · Score: 1

      I guess that your approach would work well, and allows you to use random email addresses whenever you post it online.

      My method has the advantage that you don't have to create the procmail filter every time the address is harvested (don't know if it really happens that often). Furthermore, the aliases would be created and removed automatically by a cron script, so you don't have to worry about that either. That way you get a fully automated system.
      Putting the date and time in the address is a good idea however (e.g.: validity of the email address)

      I'll put some info about my method on my (rather outdated) website as soon as I've thought it over again, and as soon as there's a working system, I'll make it available there also.

      You can always combine these two methods of course to tailor the entire process to your needs.

    20. Re:I've always thought by freaksta · · Score: 0

      The problem is that your using HOTMAIL. HOTMAIL is now the absolute worst web based email provider for spam I have ever seen.

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    21. Re:I've always thought by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's easily solved. If you have a div containing a mangled e-mail address such as "bob (at) foo (.) bar", you have the Javascript overwrite that section with the real mailto: link.

      Of course, this goes completely out the window if enough people use it since the spammer would just use a rendering engine to pull the content and parse the DOM for mailto: links or anything looking like an e-mail address.

    22. Re:I've always thought by jimbolaya · · Score: 1

      How many people have you heard who read URLs like this: "H-T-T-P colon forward-slash forward-slash..."? I know I've heard more than a few myself. Never under estimate the incompetence of the human species.

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    23. Re:I've always thought by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. Next minute you'll be telling me you can disable the right mouse button so people can't steal your photos. (*cough*) alt-print screen (*cough*)

      Unmunging addresses that have been munged like that is a trivial matter, but nonetheless is left as an exercise for the reader. You don't even need a full JS interpreter. Just parse anything that looks like a bunch of escapes on the basis that someone probably did that because they don't want you to see it, and that assumption will be valid more often than not.

      If you're really paranoid about displaying an e-mail address, use a P(erl|hp|ython) script to turn form contents into mail messages. Just don't allow the recipient address to be determined from the form variables, otherwise you could be aiding and abetting spammers {tho' you could put decoy hidden fields in your form to make it look like an insecure formmail; that'd be highly amusing}. Also, only allow one submission per IP address per five minutes. Otherwise you'll get enough multiple submissions from dim-witted users who don't realise you only need to single-click a button on a web page, or that the back and forward buttons break on dynamic pages, not to need any spam.

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    24. Re:I've always thought by a.deity · · Score: 1

      I've had people read them as backslashes, and get angry at me when I try to tell them that it's not a backslash, it's a frontslash.

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    25. Re:I've always thought by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Several people I know who are old enough to remember DOS have had to be told there is a difference between the forward and backslash. They just blithely put in backslashes.

      And Microsoft can't be blamed for that one. Responsibility lies in the corporate paws of Big Blue for perpetuating QDOS' mannerism.

    26. Re:I've always thought by apdt · · Score: 1

      Now that you've published the code to your email generating system, what's to stop a spambot writer using the same code to generate the addresses to use to send you emails?

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    27. Re:I've always thought by GORby_ · · Score: 1

      Since his email server allows anything@his.domain as an emailaddress... nothing really.
      But I don't think that will happen very soon, unless his system would be widely adopted of course.
      In that case it may not be effective for a long time anymore.

    28. Re:I've always thought by johneee · · Score: 1

      The only place mine shows is on my sites, so I embed my address in a Flash mailto: link. So there's nothing on the HTML page that shows my addy, and not even anything in the HTML that has anything that looks like any kind of address. Just some innocuous images, and a flash file.

      For the (2%?-5%?) that don't have the flash player, I have a mail form that goes through PHP.

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    29. Re:I've always thought by lanswitch · · Score: 1
      Yeah, that's why your emailaddress is hidden...

      Is it true what you are saying about yet to have a single spam email.

    30. Re:I've always thought by Monkey+Angst · · Score: 1

      Seriously, why is slashdot not a www site?

      Hmm... <types "www.slashdot.org" into his browser... comes up with slashdot.org...>

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    31. Re:I've always thought by jarran · · Score: 1

      These same people if I were verbally giving them the url to slashdot would end up at http://www.slash..org/ (god I wish I were trying to make a joke but seriously I've had this happen).

      Or even http://www./..org/

      But anyway, that's a Good Thing. We don't want these people to be able to find Slashdot.

    32. Re:I've always thought by NickFitz · · Score: 1

      Way back in the early days of /. it basically ran on a machine in Rob Malda's bedroom.

      The part of a URL preceding the domain name is (in principle) a machine identifier within that domain. Thus your web server would be "www.example.com", your SMTP server "smtp.example.com", the machine on Dilbert's desk would be "dilbert.example.com" and so on.

      So presumably, with only one machine in the slashdot.org domain, Rob regarded the "www" as redundant.

      OTOH, given the answer to this FAQ, maybe it was just to cause confusion.

      (Anybody else remember the day when the front page said "Sorry there's been no new stories posted in the last 24 hours, I've been taking my last two exams"?)

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    33. Re:I've always thought by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      The solution: put a spamproofed email address (like sketerpot@chase30003.14159.com minus pi) in an anchor tag (or, if you're down with the DOM, a span tag and just insert the anchor tag later), and have your javascript replace it with a mailto-linked non-spamproofed email address. For humans with javascript-enabled browsers, you'll see the unmunged address, which you can click on or copy and paste to your webmail. Spambots get nothing. Non-javascript humans deal with the spamproofing. Problem solved, unless you use too complex spamproofing. "sketerpot@chase30003.14159.com minus pi" is pushing it.

    34. Re:I've always thought by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Make a clear javascript that doesn't have lots of escapes (it's not too hard; I did it) and hope that spambots realize that evaluating javascript isn't worth it if only a few people use this method. That said, you're right; it's not hard to deal with javascript obfuscation.

    35. Re:I've always thought by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      Actually I hear a lot of "backslash" when people mean "/". Cable & Wireless's marketing spiel when you're on hold says "cw.net backslash sales". Cable & Wireless, for Christ's sake. I asked the sales guy and he said that "backslash", even though they knew it was wrong, confused fewer people.

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    36. Re:I've always thought by pjrc · · Score: 1
      RTFA

      just using johnsmithword-AT-hotmail.com works fine

      How's that going to prevent bots from creating limitless numbers of free Yahoo and Hotmail accounts and using them to spew spam to chat rooms, forums and bulletin boards, send some emails, and commit other abuse?

    37. Re:I've always thought by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Nothing, really. The way virtual hosting works, anything you use before the at sign will work. A simple regex match in a procmail recipe will weed out anything that doesn't conform to the style, of course, but that would break the main purpose of VH. The purpose of SpamJavelin 1.2 is to make harvested e-mail addresses useless.

      Conceivably, a spammer could delete the trace digits or change them. But they aren't going to know what is a virtually-hosted address without looking {and I could always register a domain name so it would have fewer levels in it and so not even look obviously virtually-hosted}, and they don't look at the addresses they harvest ..... they just burn them onto CDs and sell them to other spammers.

      Another idea would be actually to get a number of domain names, just for the purpose of being spam sinks ..... and point them at a machine which accepts SMTP, but does nothing with it {maybe always relay one message back to the sender just so it'll look like an open relay}. Or ..... maybe I could have a script that responds to every single piece of spam, and gives them bogus credit card numbers {begin with a 4 [for Visa / Delta] or a 5 [for MC / Switch / Maestro], put any 14 random digits, calculate the 16th digit using a widely-known algorithm, and it will pass any rudimentary plausibility check} and addresses. Then the spammers will be too busy sorting out bogus enquiries from genuine ones ..... Talk about a dose of one's own medicine!

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    38. Re:I've always thought by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      I'm going to assume that spammers use programs to search our webpages for @ and grab the text on both sides.... how long do you think it will be before spammers grab... text-AT-text or any of the obvious alternatives....

      I say we just jail all spammers... anyhow :P

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    39. Re:I've always thought by maelstrom · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember Rob trying to sell stuff he made in art class on the homepage also :)

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    40. Re:I've always thought by megabulk3000 · · Score: 1
      What about obfuscating email addresses via HTML entities? So that johnsmith@hotmail.com would become:
      &#106;&#111;&#104;&#110;&#115;&#109;&#105;&#116;&# 104;&#64;&#104;&#111;&#116;&#109;&#97;&#105;&#108; &#46;&#99;&#111;&#109;
      (There's a program for OS X, SpamStopper that'll do this quite nicely.)
      I seem to remember an article on /. a while back (sorry, too lazy to look for it) about a study wherein people put up test email addresses on a variety of pages and tracked the amount of SPAM they received. After one month, they replaced one of the addresses with an obfuscated one, and the amount of SPAM fell off dramatically.
    41. Re:I've always thought by OsamaBinLogin · · Score: 1

      > 1. Educate consumers not to respond to spam or its
      > enticing advertisements.

      Try educating my mom to use email nicknames - she keeps on complaining that she sends emails to us kids and spells the
      email address wrong.

      > 2. Modify SMTP so that we guarantee we can find the exact
      > source of the sender or non-complying ISP.

      And run it in parallel with normal SMTP for the rest of the world.

      > 3. Create legislation that enables litigation for unsolicited bulk.
      > 4. Litigate.

      Define 'spam'. I've been on this one mailing list for a few years, all the unsubscribe mechanisms refuse to work. I just filter it off.

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    42. Re:I've always thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are better at different things. I'm a student, but an English major would be disturbed by this site because of all the grammatical errors in it. Take the last part of your last sentence:
      "...again I wish this were joking)."

      "This" is not modifying a noun, and you should replace the word with "I." The "were" should be a "was" as the verb is taking a singular noun. And finally, the period should be inside the parantheses.

    43. Re:I've always thought by Xrikcus · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know it works, thank you. I'm merely making the point that it's fair to assume a www. /. appears to have a www more to confuse people less than because they want to. Embarassingly I am now incorrect in saying the profiles do not work off www.... they certainly didn't for a while.

    44. Re:I've always thought by evilaltor · · Score: 1

      That works fine, but only for the present. It is a trivial thing to write a script to replace one regex with another. It's only a matter of time before spammers include scripts in their harvesters to parse simply obfuscated addresses to legitimate ones. The only reason they haven't yet is because current harvesters still find so many addresses because very few people obfuscate at the mo'.

    45. Re:I've always thought by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      > when I tell them to go to http://webmail.domain.com/ to get their webmail they put www. on the front!

      --This is mostly the fault of advertising, as well as most people not knowing enough about how the Web works. Most commercial websites have www at the front, therefore people assume it's required. It was only a couple of years ago that Taco and co. were posting articles that major news magazines, etc were mentioning Slashdot, and complaining that they were providing TCWWW link (the cursed WWW) instead of just slashdot.org.

      clicky

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  3. 3P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3p biotch

    1. Re:3P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Celebrating third post is the slashdot analogue of celebrating having been third in line to fuck the local cum dumpster, following Chlamydia Joe and Crabs Callahan.

    2. Re:3P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      precisely, and that's one fucking great accomplishment.

  4. I don't receive any spam by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hotmail's spam filter has gotten really smart in the past few months. Yahoo's filter used to be the best among web mailers, but Hotmail has improved to the point that I don't get any spam in my hotmail inbox anymore.

    I'm not one to go about shouting the praises of Microsoft, but someone over there's got their head out of their asses.

    1. Re:I don't receive any spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hotmail's spam filter did improve for a week or so recently. However, I have started to receive more spam as of late.

    2. Re:I don't receive any spam by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I'm not one to go about shouting the praises of Microsoft, but someone over there's got their head out of their asses.
      Unfortunatly, noone has yet to get their head out of Uncle Bill's ass.
      (posting AC because I'm a pussy)

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    3. Re:I don't receive any spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (posting AC because I'm a pussy)
      lolz @ me :/

    4. Re:I don't receive any spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh well, I have karma to burn ;)

    5. Re:I don't receive any spam by benna · · Score: 2, Funny

      50 bucks says all the AC replies to this parent are from the same IP.

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    6. Re:I don't receive any spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hotmail's spam filter has gotten really smart in the past few months. Yahoo's filter used to be the best among web mailers, but Hotmail has improved to the point that I don't get any spam in my hotmail inbox anymore.
      That's right. Since Hotmail's co-operating with the spammers, their defense technique against non-paying spammers has vastly improved.
    7. Re:I don't receive any spam by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Both Yahoo and Hotmail use filters as well as blacklists. My Yahoo account is mostly spam-free, but I have received several complaints about legitimate mail from certain domains being rejected.

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    8. Re:I don't receive any spam by hey · · Score: 1

      Wow, I am amazed to read anyone on Slashdot uses Hotmail. Personally, I avoid Microsoft as much as possible. Since there are so many webmail services its easy to be Microsoft clean in this area.

    9. Re:I don't receive any spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hotmail, like Earthlink, is using Brightmail now. Never underestimate the power of eyeballs as a spam fighting tool.

    10. Re:I don't receive any spam by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 1

      50 bucks says all the AC replies to this parent are from the same IP.BR> 50 bucks says you owe me 50 bucks. I accept cheques.

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    11. Re:I don't receive any spam by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 1

      50 bucks says all the AC replies to this parent are from the same IP.BR> 50 bucks says you owe me 50 bucks. I accept cheques.
      Cuh been having a really hard day computerising today. These new iBooks are waay too small.

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    12. Re:I don't receive any spam by medina · · Score: 1

      Sure. But how many mails do they block that you actually wanted to get?

      It's realy easy to make a filter that is over-protective, of course.

    13. Re:I don't receive any spam by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      Can you please tell me where the option in hotmail is to "get rid of spam" frankly I've been getting more... I'd say everymonth, my daily spam increases by one. Unless your blocking all non-friendly address I don't understand how you aren't getting spam....

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    14. Re:I don't receive any spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use the "Preview" button!

  5. FWIW.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find little satisfaction in the fact that the arms race between the spammers who want to get into my inbox or forums, and those who want to make it more difficult them to do so, might some day result in a machine that appreciates how small my penis might be, and empathically seeks to address this "short coming" with the helpful offer of an herbal supplement.

  6. Why not simply encode all messages? by jkrise · · Score: 0

    and include the 'key' in plain text in the title of the message? Bots can't process the text, mail readers can be customised to decode the messages basd on the 'key' in the header.

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  7. Losing battle against false error by YellowSubRoutine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is a losing battle.
    Smart humans will outsmart computers for quite a while. The average human is already dis-comforted with such a test (what's the middle word in the second image?!).

    But those systems should work for the dumbest (within reason) humans. They're trying to design a test that's passed by the dumbest of six million, yet makes the smartest of a few (bots) fail.

    I give in.

    *comment about spambot overlords*

    1. Re:Losing battle against false error by YellowSubRoutine · · Score: 1

      I blame the Signal to Colorfull ratio, making the test impossible to pass for humanoid moderators.

    2. Re:Losing battle against false error by Dr.+Smack+PhD · · Score: 1

      Smart humans will outsmart computers for quite a while. The average human is already dis-comforted with such a test (what's the middle word in the second image?!).

      That's simple. The middle word is...oh, I get it. You're one of those new, smarter bots. You ask what it is and we tell you. You guys are trickey.

  8. -1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1 SFAC

  9. This is stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are having to put so much effort into technological solutions to the spam problem that it has begun to have a serious detriment on the ordinary functioning of the internet.

    This is not a technological problem. It is a societal problem. It is a societal problem because it is a problem of business. The spammers are not performing a technological action; they are performing a societal, business action using technological means. We can stop their technological means using technological solutions, but the spammers can usually find some very slightly different means. Our technological solutions don't help becuase it is the societal, business actions we want the spammers to stop.

    We need to start addressing this at a societal level. We can't legislate technology, but we CAN legislate sales. We can pass laws about people who sell things in certain ways, and since this is technically what spammers are, they cannot escape these laws. They can move outside of the U.S., but if they wish to do business with people inside of the U.S. they have to obey our laws.

    We could vastly increase the penalties for selling products through any spam firm which forges e-mail headers or otherwise attempts to block attempts to trace. We could follow a do-not-spam list. Most likely, we could institute mandatory labelling of unsolicited commercial e-mail. There are a number of things which could be done with pretty much zero collateral damage. But we will not do these things.

    In the meantime, we are simply trying to shut off, one by one, each of the many possible technological means that the spammers could use to persue their undesirable business actions, and with each new "solution" to this problem we come up with, the collateral damage mounts higher and higher...

    -- super ugly ultraman

    1. Re:This is stupid. by vicnot · · Score: 1

      It's futile...

      Idiots trying to make a fast buck will always squeeze their slimy message into enough people's boxes to be annoying...

      Intelligent filtering can only go so far... a false positive where you miss email could be increasingly damaging to you/your company. Why continue to try to tech computers complex recognition when there are simple 101 ways to greatly reduce this to a mere trickle now?

      Forcing email to be labeled as an advertisement is already required I believe under California law thus the ADV: prepending to some email.

      The best soulutions to kill spam now:

      1. Block all email that contains HTML.. I mean how exciting can a text email be :)... Kills the marketing BS.

      2. Institute a block all email except where you have whitelisted the sender...

      3. Allow the sender to get prioritized by requiring them the first time to respond to an email and identify who they are and why they are contacting you.

      This approach is very similar to the approach employed by various firewalls. Ignore all except where otherwise told to.

    2. Re:This is stupid. by jollis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1. Block all email that contains HTML.. I mean how exciting can a text email be :)... Kills the marketing BS.

      Agreed, this is an immensely useful measure; HTML e-mail simply isn't too useful. This'll also kill all the tracking bugs.

      2. Institute a block all email except where you have whitelisted the sender...

      Powerful, but a huge sacrifice. Feels like throwing in the towel to me.

      3. Allow the sender to get prioritized by requiring them the first time to respond to an email and identify who they are and why they are contacting you.

      Challenge-Response causes backscatter to innocent bystanders. Think of worms and spam with falsified from: headers. Using C-R makes you a part of the problem, not the solution.

    3. Re:This is stupid. by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • Intelligent filtering can only go so far... a false positive where you miss email could be increasingly damaging to you/your company. Why continue to try to tech computers complex recognition when there are simple 101 ways to greatly reduce this to a mere trickle now?

      But it's also very easy to lose important e-mails if your inbox is filled with spam.

      • Block all email that contains HTML.. I mean how exciting can a text email be :)... Kills the marketing BS.

      Except the important e-mail might well be in HTML format...

      • Institute a block all email except where you have whitelisted the sender...

      Except when you forget to whitelist somebody, or when somebody responds from a different address then the one where you sent a message earlier.

      • Allow the sender to get prioritized by requiring them the first time to respond to an email and identify who they are and why they are contacting you.

      Except then some important e-mail sender (say, a new potential customer for you company) might not bother to go through the hoops to contact you...

      Personally I think the entire current e-mail system should be just scrapped totally, and a completely new system should be devised. Something that would interface well with mobile phones, mobile computers, IM software, web... Something that has strong security and authentication built into it, making it impossible to make a hacked home PC into a spam relay. Something that would allow smart and easy delivery/distribution of attachments. Yet something that would be easy to implement and easy (addresses especially) for end-users.
    4. Re:This is stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I think the entire current e-mail system should be just scrapped totally, and a completely new system should be devised. Something that would interface well with mobile phones, mobile computers, IM software, web... Something that has strong security and authentication built into it, making it impossible to make a hacked home PC into a spam relay. Something that would allow smart and easy delivery/distribution of attachments. Yet something that would be easy to implement and easy (addresses especially) for end-users.
      But this will be the dream world for bots and spammers.
      If you don't have a whitelist you have just made it a _lot_ easier to spam in many different ways.

    5. Re:This is stupid. by Haeleth · · Score: 1
      Personally I think the entire current e-mail system should be just scrapped totally, and a completely new system should be devised. Something that would interface well with mobile phones, mobile computers, IM software, web... Something that has strong security and authentication built into it, making it impossible to make a hacked home PC into a spam relay. Something that would allow smart and easy delivery/distribution of attachments. Yet something that would be easy to implement and easy (addresses especially) for end-users.


      Excellent idea. Let us know when you've implemented it and we'll come along and poke holes in it.
    6. Re:This is stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      societal !!!???!!! Social, the word is SOCIAL

    7. Re:This is stupid. by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      2. Institute a block all email except where you have whitelisted the sender...

      That's just absurd. Put up a for-sale ad and you have to know who will respond in advance? You circulate your resume and then refuse e-mail from people offering you a job?

      This approach is very similar to the approach employed by various firewalls. Ignore all except where otherwise told to.

      No, it is not at all like that. For a firewall to be analogous, you would have to whitelist every IP that was to access your web server, FTP server, etc. Firewalls normally block by destination (port, IP, etc.) rather than source (exceptions being when you have identified a malicious source).

    8. Re:This is stupid. by 1eyedhive · · Score: 1

      new email system is desperatly needed, IMO. we got the idiot AOLers sending bloated, HTML+Java+Flash encrusted e-mail messages, i have my mother set up with eudora, set to plain text only (tracking bugs, malware scripts, etcc, yes i have an antivirus, but the last one her box got it didn't catch, so i've had to take extra measures.)), with the plain text, not much shows up, annoys her, but i say it's for the best, and personally now use squirrlmail off my mail server directly, a lot safer than anything else imo. And we need to teach a new generation of mail users to only reply to messages from people who you want to contact, replying back to someone with a 'no thanks' etc. (big fat worm on mother's box was made ten times worse that way...) is a BAD thing. i don't use e-mail much anymore, message boards, IM, a touch of IRC and TeamSpeak works wonders, and are spammed a lot less than E-mail (IRC is a private off net box, IM has a blocklist, boards ditto, and Teamspeak has the mute button :)

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    9. Re:This is stupid. by Entropy248 · · Score: 1

      Why is parent Insightful?

      I understand that HTML is useful for S P 4M to be ExC1tInG!!, but HTML (especially tables) can be an excellent resource to indicate tone of voice, to save time, and to add a little variety to something that's a generally unpleasant experience for most people.

    10. Re:This is stupid. by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • Excellent idea. Let us know when you've implemented it and we'll come along and poke holes in it.

      I don't claim to belong to the group of people who could design it. I'm in the same group as you, just able to poke holes into the design ;-)

      However, I'm not vain enough to think that if I can't do it (with my relatively limited knowledge of the e-mail system as a whole), then nobody can. E-mail is approaching some degree of uselessness. It's getting more unreliable as we speak, spam wastes bigger and bigger part of total internet bandwidth as we speak, new and improved worms keep using it to propagate... So don't tell me it doesn't need a total overhaul.
  10. How about using a *picture*? by thecampbeln · · Score: 1

    Why not employ a system such as... "what item is in the picture below?" and have randomized pictures of cars, boats, irons, etc, etc. I suppose there could be some androgyny about it (typing "car" or "automobile" or "sedan" or "Toyota"), but this sort of system would cater to the visually impaired leagues better then the morphed words!?

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    1. Re:How about using a *picture*? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Captcha DOES use pictures. Pictures of words or numeric literals. :p The problem is (as I tried to explain in another post, but which knee-jerk moderators have marked as "flamebait"), is that the images are generated in advance and therefore it is easy for a bot to retrieve a few thousand or more images, store them along with their MD5 signatures, and then create a lame pr0n site which shows visitors free pr0n images after they first "register" by identifying the image. The human harvested data is then used to register massive accounts at any of the sites that use Captcha (Yahoo, etc.) and use those accounts for spamming.

      I said EXACTLY the same thing before, but for some reason I was moderated down into oblivion for using the word "fuck" once or twice. Ahh, censorship.

    2. Re:How about using a *picture*? by HarryCallahan · · Score: 1

      Or tehy cluod jsut jbulme the lrtetes betewen the fsrit and lsat ltetres of the wrod

    3. Re:How about using a *picture*? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please just let this meme die.

    4. Re:How about using a *picture*? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure blind people can't see a picture of a car any better than they can see a picture of the word car.

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  11. Dog bites man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not news, and neither is the parent.

  12. Keep tabs on where your address goes by bigberk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everyone should know this by know, but you can control spam by keeping tabs on where your email address goes.

    The address I use to post to USENET is completely disposable. The 'swen' worm in fact picked up my USENET addy and spammed it with about 40,000 emails. The address is now dead, but I saw that coming.

    I have a public address which I give to casual contacts (who may not be totally trustworthy). This address changes yearly, and this keeps it spam free.

    My well guarded private address, which I only give to my closest friends, has gotten no spam for 5 years. I receive about 20 emails per day at that private address and there is 0 spam.

    1. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by penguin7of9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, lucky you. However, most people actually have some sort of public existence: they run a business and want clients to be able to contact them, they are teachers or professors and students need to be able to find out their address and contact them, etc. Hiding one's address simply isn't a solution.

    2. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by shird · · Score: 1

      uh huh. And what about those contacts that decide to send you 'greeting cards' or 'send this page to a friend' crap? (otherwise known as email harvesting scams).

      What about a web page which you want to publish your contact information? What about mailing lists? Yeah, you could have hundreds of different email addresses which you cut off and add as you see fit, but the overhead, hassles and lost email is more difficult than dealing with the spam. What if you post something to a mailing list, then a year later some guy sees it in an archive and wants to send you an e-mail solving all your problems. He wouldnt be able to. Its surely a great idea to not be 'loose' with your address, but thinking you can completely avoid getting on a spammers list and still use the 'net effectively is a little ambitious.

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    3. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by Macka · · Score: 1


      I have the same policy and managed to keep my real email address hidden for about a year. Then one of my 'friends' decided to send me an e-card using my private address. A short time later I started receiving my first spam on that address. Years later, now I get about a dozen a day :-( As is so often the case, it's humans that are the weakest link.

    4. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by gilesjuk · · Score: 1

      Indeed, however this article is more about ways to stop people registering loads of webmail accounts using software tools. If they can't send mail you don't receive it.

    5. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Hiding one's address simply isn't a solution.

      He didn't say he hides it, he simply uses different addresses for different purposes. A professor and other students would get the throw-away account specifically created for them. If you start receiving spam at that address you can be sure someone in that group of people signed you up.

    6. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Then one of my 'friends' decided to send me an e-card using my private address.

      That 'friend' would no longer be a friend in my book. I'd give them a disposable e-mail address from then on and create a new private address for my real friends to reach me at. Better yet, use your friend's name in your e-mail address so it's very easy to track down people giving out your address. Hash it to some sneaky value that you can decode but doesn't look obvious to them.

    7. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by Sindri · · Score: 1

      So you spend time replacing your email address once a year and use 3+ different email addresses. I think I'll just get a spam filter and live with the few spams that get through.

    8. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      Er, usually if you're a professor or businessman there's a webpage out there with your e-mail address on it. I don't think that students or business contacts would specifically sign you up for anything...

      Well, maybe if they were grade school students. "Dude, wouldn't it be funny to sign Mr. Roberts up for this gay mailing list?!"

      -- Dr. Eldarion --

    9. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by damian · · Score: 1

      I have a handfull of email addresses, all of those are pretty public on websites, mailling lists, business cards and so on. I basicly give my address to everyone who asks. I have been doing this since 1992.

      As a result of this I get about 300 spam messages a day and maybe 20 good messages.

      SpamAssassin catches 99% of the spam and made me stop careing about giving out email addresses or making it awkward to use them by people who want to contact me.

      I think that if you change your behaviour because of the spammers they win. Let the technology deal with it.

    10. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by mairas · · Score: 1

      As is so often the case, it's humans that are the weakest link.

      So true. That's why I never, ever have given my email address to anyone!

      m.

    11. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad your methods have worked for you, but not everyone is so lucky. For my home domain, most of my spam goes to accounts that don't exist, and have never existed! Some spammer made up a few addresses within my domain and sold them to the other spammers! So I get a ton to spam to accounts that are "well-guarded"

    12. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by dmd · · Score: 1

      Or, use SpamAssassin+Razor+Pyzor+DCC, and keep your install updated.

      I've been dmd@3e.org since 1996, and several other addresses before that (many of which forward to my current address). I've posted many hundreds of articles to usenet, discussion boards, etc., using that address.

      I get a LOT of spam; on the order of 3000+ messages/day. (That's three thousand. Not a typo.) Of those, around 2 or 3 make it through the filter (false-negative).

      I had a few false positives when I first started using SA, but careful whitelisting has ended that... I haven't had a false positive in over three years.

    13. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by bigberk · · Score: 1
      However, most people actually have some sort of public existence: they run a business and want clients to be able to contact them
      Funny you should mention that... I actually do run a business, and have an academic presence too. For me it's just a matter of keeping contact separated into three classes: absolutely private, general public (that's business, etc.) and finally completely disposable. The general public contact info doesn't even have to change yearly, since in reality spam is somewhat slow to start up. I kept my last public email address for two years.
    14. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by Aidtopia · · Score: 1

      If only it were this simple. Unfortunately, spammers also use dictionary attacks.

      I started a new job just three months ago. My address has been given to nobody outside the company. Now about 75% of the mail in my inbox is spam, and the spam filter manages to tag about half of it.

      I've had similar experiences with personal addresses.

    15. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by Makarakalax · · Score: 1

      I have a private address that about 20 people have too. But I'm just waiting for they day that one of them using outlook express gets a virus that leads to a recursive series of viruses coming to my door. Inevitable really.

    16. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah. That's nothing. I've had billgates@microsoft.com for years and I don't get a single spam.

    17. Re:Keep tabs on where your address goes by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Another approach is the one I use. I purchased a domain name at DirectNIC.com for $15 a year, and they allow you to set up email rules. To purchase POP/IMAP email accounts costs more, but the rules are free.

      And you can set up a "default" rule, which sends email to [anything]@yourdomain.com to an address.

      So, get an account with www.myrealbox.com, which is free and has both webmail and POP/IMAP access (so you could for instance use Outlook with it); call that yourself@myrealbox.com. Configure a rule for yourdomain.com email to "*" (anything) to be sent to yourself@myrealbox.com.

      Then, when signing up for service, you can use any email name you want -- so your account at eBay could be ebay@yourdomain.com; your Slashdot user could get email at slashdot@yourdomain.com; and if you must answer some spam, you can do it with, for instance, bankcards@yourdomain.com. (I actually did this a few weeks ago, and got about 4 calls from different vendors who told me I signed up for their phone call using that email address.)

      It's a great way of keeping track how far your email address(es) go once you've given them out.

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  13. Instead of Text? by vraddict · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why not use a photograph of something very destinguishable by a human, IE a picture of a horse, or car, etc. It would be much more difficult to program a bot to detect what is in the picture. Or better yet, use that and the CAPTCHA text located in the corner of the photograph. It doesn't seem like it would be that much more trouble to enter in two pieces of information instead of just the CAPTHCA text.

    1. Re:Instead of Text? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it becomes vulnerable to a dictionary style attack, since all the images will just map to dictionary words, possibly many.

      It's better to use nonsense words, which can concievably be rendered on the fly, easily read by a human, and inscrutable to a computer.

    2. Re:Instead of Text? by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
      Excellent idea, that is if you take a few precautions beforehand. The first one is that you have to have, out of the box, a rather large stock photo gallery - even less than a hundred thousand items would allow a spambot maker to fairly trivially catalog all of the images, and just have the spambot compare the files.

      The second, and more important, is to have a random background and random noise. Get your images, but have more than one background file, and apply a "noisify" op to the picture before sending it out, to minimize spambots checking points on the image to look for correlations. Even then, you have to keep one step ahead of the spambots by constantly rotating images, not using any one for more than say a month, maybe shorter than that. On top of that, you'd have to rotate and retire entire catagories of images, retiring say, the category of boat pictures after a month, and not bringing it back for at least a couple months to further prevent keyword guessers. It's a lot of work preventing these sorts of spammers. However, on the same token, I see your idea of inserting random, non-easily OCRable characters as being the idea's real saving grace. A smart keyword policy can add great security here, and make the system much more difficult to break without being detected before one can do any damage.

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    3. Re:Instead of Text? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goatse? Then again, that's kind of just like a big O isn't it, well back to the drawing board......

    4. Re:Instead of Text? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got an IDEA!
      This image you are talking about, that you are rotating and distorting.
      You could just use text, so you don't have to have a portfolio of images and you have a much larger sample to use!

      The only problem is to have a good way to distort these images - maybe an Ask Slashdot question?

    5. Re:Instead of Text? by Mr.Spaz · · Score: 1

      I think you could increase the rotation schedule a bit by changing the questions asked. Example: In month one you ask "What's in the picture?" A: A boat. Month 2 asks: "What shape are the boat's sails?" etc. This way you could extend the life cycle of pictures to a period of time only limited by the detail level of the picture. Granted, this is labor intensive, and therefore not necessarily a viable option. Until someone develops a system that can fully comprehend the question and analyze the picture for an answer, they'd be stuck. Of course, when they build that system, I really hope it's used for something more noble than SPAM transmission.

    6. Re:Instead of Text? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Example: In month one you ask "What's in the picture?" A: A boat. Month 2 asks: "What shape are the boat's sails?" etc.
      Actually, any Zork player would know that it would go like this:

      What's in the picture?
      > BOAT
      Sorry, I don't know the word "BOAT".
      > SHIP
      Sorry, I don't understand what you are trying to say
      > YACHT
      Sorry, I don't know that word. Please try again.
      > HELP
      Help is not available.
      > XYZZY
      Hello, Dr Falkner!
  14. In Fascist America, meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will be moderated down.

  15. Irony abounds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent + Funny!

  16. Simple... by ZxCv · · Score: 1

    ... and include the 'key' in plain text in the title of the message? Bots can't process the text, mail readers can be customised to decode the messages basd on the 'key' in the header.

    If a mail reader can be customized to decode the message, why couldn't a bot?

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  17. Uh yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the bandwidth problem caused by spam will go away by bloating our emails with WAV files.

  18. Re:MICHAEL EATS HIS OWN FECES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The proper term is "coprophagia" as in,
    Michael compulsively practices coprophagia.
  19. CAPTCHAs are not the answer by Eponymous+Cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Earthlink has an optional system like this, where unknown senders are blocked by default. They receive an autoreply giving them a URL to go to where they must enter the text from a CAPTCHA.

    Unfortunately, the system does not work very well. My dad sells on eBay, and a buyer of one of his auctions had an Earthlink account, which blocked the message that told how much the shipping would be, where to send payment, etc. When my dad went to the specified URL, and entered the CAPTCHA text as requested he would simply get an error message that he had entered it incorrectly. He forwarded me the Earthlink email and asked me if it was just him; it wasn't; I couldn't get it to work either. The random string of numbers and letters was very distorted, and there were four possible meanings; I tried those plus at least ten more with no sucess. The message never got through.

    There are many problems with this type of system. Consider: what if both parties have CAPTCHA-enabled accounts, from different providers? The confirmation messages from both parties get blocked. Smarter systems whitelist people as messages are sent to them, but as in the eBay case, the recipient had no way of knowing my dad's email until AFTER a message from him was received. It's a Catch-22.

    And for people who are visually impaired, universal deployment of this system this makes email essentially impossible. Earthlink's page had a link "if you cannot see the picture, click here" and when you got to that they said to call their 1-800 number if you have any problems. Right.

    Adding CAPTCHAs to everyone's email systems is NOT the way to solve the spam problem. We need a more realistic, permanent solution. For example, cryptographically authenticating the sender (the "From" field) at the level of the originating ISP (and rejecting messages from senders it cannot authenticate, by password or whatever means), and then having each relay in turn authenticating the previous relay if it trusts it. Headers can be inserted in the emails, signing the previous headers with private encryption keys with their public counterparts obtainable from the ISPs by simple DNS lookups. This will build a chain of trust, which stops when a message gets outside of the sender's network, and therefore allows the original sender to be properly identified back through their ISP. Once we know who messages are from, people can be held responsible. And at that point, anti-spam laws can handle the rest.

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    1. Re:CAPTCHAs are not the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone can get email to any seller through eBay itself.

      Unless you used an invalid address on your eBay registration, in which case you should be shot.

      (So yes, dumb problem, but a smart buyer would've figured it out. And/or you could use the 'feedback' mechanism on the transaction as a side-channel to alert of a problem, though that might not be 'polled' by the offending user for a while. Neutral or negative with 'Your spam filter blocks my mail. Please send a phone#, ICQ# or other means of contact' might get some attention.)

    2. Re:CAPTCHAs are not the answer by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      And for people who are visually impaired, universal deployment of this system this makes email essentially impossible. Earthlink's page had a link "if you cannot see the picture, click here" and when you got to that they said to call their 1-800 number if you have any problems. Right.

      And, did you call that 1-800 number? I'm sure they would have been able to solve your problem. And what's more, your call would have cost Earthlink a couple of cents, and if lots of people who experienced problems would have called that number, Earthlink might catch the idea that maybe this captcha nonsense was not such a bright idea after all...

    3. Re:CAPTCHAs are not the answer by jarran · · Score: 1

      We need a more realistic, permanent solution. For example, cryptographically authenticating the sender

      Unfortunately, the difficulty is not with implementing such a system.

      The problem is finding some sensible migration path from the way e-mail currently works, to the way we want it to work.

      In an ideal world we would say "Right, from 01/01/2004 we will be switching off SMTP and everyone has to use the new system." But the distributed nature on the internet makes this very hard.

      But how phase in a new system gradually? Any new system needs a way for people to recieve e-mails from people still using standard SMTP. Otherwise, people will not use it because the early adopters won't be able to receieve e-mail from anyone.

      During this period of changeover, spammers will obviously continue to use SMTP. This in turn means there is no incentive for people to upgrade to the new system, because it won't stop spam until it reaches the critical mass where people decide they can start refusing unauthenticated users. (Which is probably going to be something like 90% of users.)

      Even though it is really ISPs that would decide to make this change rather than users, the same argument still applies. There will be a cost associated with implementing the new system, and an ISP won't get any benefits until a majority of other ISPs have implemented it. So ISPs would be have to make a huge gamble that the system is going to work long before there is any evidence that it will work.

      I'm not saying that these problems can't be overcome. I'm saying that the cryptographic authentication is the easy part, as it's already well understood. On the other hand, deploying the system in a sensible way is NOT well understood, the evidence for this being that it's not yet been done.

    4. Re:CAPTCHAs are not the answer by pjrc · · Score: 1
      We need a more realistic, permanent solution. For example, cryptographically authenticating the sender (the "From" field) at the level of the originating ISP

      Yes, we do desparately need sender authentication.

      But before you go calling strong crypto-based authentication "realistic", consider the resistance that even simple IP based authentication has met. I'm talking about SPF (covered recently by slashdot), and similar RMX and DMP which are basically the same idea implemented slightly different.

      A massive number of very vocal people (though likely not a majority of all users) forge their headers, for legitimate reasons. Common is someone with several email addresses, who wants to be able to send "From" any of them, using their ISP's SMTP server. Many organizations also have not properly set up SMTP servers for their members, and instead simply have them send email through an ISP or some other server. There's plenty of other cases where the Sender/From info is forged for legitimate reasons, usually because "it works" and was easier than setting up proper outgoing SMTP.

      A transition to even these weak yet very compatible proposals is a daunting task, because spammers aren't the only ones taking advantage of the easy forgability of email headers... on a grand scale.

    5. Re:CAPTCHAs are not the answer by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 1

      Once we know who messages are from, people can be held responsible. And at that point, anti-spam laws can handle the rest.

      No, I'm sorry, that will never do. We need MORE and STRICTER SPAM LAWS, even a few that actually encompass the normal user sending a regular email. That way almost everyone is already a criminal (ala DMCA) and it will be easier to catch the spammers.

      Then, after a few years and spammers have gone, we just forget to remove the laws where everyone is deemed a criminal and 1984 ensues.

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    6. Re:CAPTCHAs are not the answer by dwsauder · · Score: 1
      I have never understood how sender verification is a solution to the spam problem. It seems to me that it just legitimizes spam -- or, more correctly, makes spam look more inviting to "legitimate" marketers. Imaging having to opt-out a few times a day, because every business everywhere now thinks that email marketing is legitimate. After all, they are following the law, many users don't seem to mind, and they include a valid link to opt out.

      I suppose a sender verification system would have some impact on bad spam. But many people, even I to some extent, think potential anonymity is a "feature" of the email system, not a bug.

  20. HOWTO BAFFLE TEH ADMIN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just pegged Layne Staley's guestbook!
    HERE

    Who du man? Even if you didn't like Alice in Chains' work, we will never miss the dead members. Ha!

    1. Re:HOWTO BAFFLE TEH ADMIN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow.

      you are like, so, so - SO - cool! Can I buy your underwear?

  21. Big problem by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've always thought this was an incredibly creative solution. However...sometimes it works a little too well. I've encountered sites where I can't make out what the word is no matter what I try. And I'm not even colorblind/blind. The problem is....this filter does a good job of filtering not just computers who would have difficulty piecing the information together visually, but humans who might have problems doing that as well.

    One solution might be to offer multiple ways of deciphering. Such as an audio clip that could play a distorted version of the phrase that you could then type in. Or even ask simple questions, such as "What color is the background?".

    Then there's the other issue of the code not being visible simply because I'm using Mozilla....but thats a whole different can of worms.

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    1. Re:Big problem by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      sometimes it works a little too well.

      I agree. I can't even make out all three nonsense words in the second example in the posted article. In fact, there is only one that I think I "know".

      It doesn't seem very useful when the gatekeeper software is keeping the PEOPLE out.

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    2. Re:Big problem by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1

      The three words are:

      verge (I think)
      obvious
      churches

      It took me a while to figure out the first one, and I'm still not sure whether my answer is correct.
      (It could also be "energy".)
      If I had to respond to this type of thing to get into a site, I would probably go elsewhere.

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    3. Re:Big problem by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

      Read the rest of the article.

      "BaffleText uses non-English character strings like "inchem" and "scotter" to defend against dictionary-driven attacks."

      The caption indicates that the second image was created using BaffleText. If you don't try to make words out of the letters, it is obvious that the message is:

      NVIRGIE
      ODVIOUSE
      HURCHES

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    4. Re:Big problem by Daniel · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the third one is AURCHES.

      Daniel

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    5. Re:Big problem by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

      Upon initial inspection, it looks like the tops of the H might converge to become an A, especially since it looks like they took a bite out of the background between the A/H and the U. However, if you look at the second H and the U, you'll see that the tips of the lateral lines curve in, but there is no background distortion (on the second H and the right side of the U). I would also think that they would have made the side lines of the A start curving in lower than they do.
      Your point is taken, however. It shouldn't have to be this much work.

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    6. Re:Big problem by CowboyMeal · · Score: 1

      Also, on the third line, no letters have any chunks taken out of them as in line 2, they're just inverted based on the background.

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  22. Could baffletext be used here ? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Slashdot could benefit from such a human checker, each time someone posts, so that idiocies from crapflood scripts could be kept in check.

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    1. Re:Could baffletext be used here ? by BrainInAJar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Problem with that is that even though trolls seem subhuman, they're actually just extremely stupid humans

    2. Re:Could baffletext be used here ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but the point is, they can't post as fast as scripts, which would tend to reduce the amount of garbage posted.

    3. Re:Could baffletext be used here ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but the point is, they can't post as fast as scripts, which would tend to reduce the amount of garbage posted.

      And the parent's point was... They're NOT scripts. Slashdot blocks multiple anon posts from the same IP. Short of a script that switched proxies (assuming the proxies were unblocked) or attempted a dynamic IP change every 5 posts or so, there really is no way to postflood on Slashdot anymore. Most of what you see lately is people finding ways to break Slashcode. There actually are people with enough free time and no life to post garbage on this site. Pathetic, isn't it?

  23. So, The Philosophical Question Is by K-Man · · Score: 0

    If a computer became sentient and developed the ability to read these images, would lawyers argue for its right to exist?

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    1. Re:So, The Philosophical Question Is by cra · · Score: 1

      Did you happen to read this thread? :-)

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  24. A better way to do this... by GPez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A big problem with CAPTCHAs is that they can be "broken" with some vigilance and know-how, although not 100% of the time. Yahoo!'s has been broken by a UC Berkeley group, they claim a 92% success rate. The UCB algorithm looks at the image then searches through a dictionary to find the most probably matches and spits them out (you can actually see on the site how it chooses and how close it gets when it misses, mistaking 'grip' for 'slip' and so on).

    What is really needed for a *good* CAPTCHA is not pure image obscurity, but rather something that combines hard-to-read images with aspect about language that humans know intuitively, while at the same time being very difficult for computers to sort out. Take word associations, for example. You probably learned how words are associated with each other in 1st grade, so for humans it is a very simple task to pick out words that have a common theme. Computers are a different story. Have a CAPTCHA randomly spit out 10 words to the screen and have the user pick the 3 that are associated with one another, say for example HOUSE, LOG, FRONT, CAT, BROWN, DOG, CART, RUNNING, HOUR, MOUSE.

    Even if the algorithm was to correctly identify all 10 words, it would still have to figure out what the association is and then correctly identify the words that fit the association. Assuming that it did correctly identify all of the words, at that point random guessing would yeild a success rate of 0.83%, less if it misidentifies even just one of the words. Combine something like this with a slightly smarter word obfuscator and I think it'd be something that would be very hard to beat...unless you're human, of course :)

  25. Re:Captcha is fucking stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    Sorry, but until Captcha does the image fucking shit dynamically, this fucking shit is gonna be haz0rable. Trouble is, dynamic generation takes fucking cpu resources.


    It doesn't even fucking matter if that cocksucking Captcha shit is dynamically generated. Rather than batching up the goddamn images, batch your motherfucking account creation requests. When a would-be wanker visits your lame-ass pr0n site, your server begins motherfucking trying to create a Yahoo account (or what the hell ever), and feeds the dynamically-generated Captcha image shit to the human processing bitch. Perhaps it will fucking slow down your cocksucking rate, but that's just a matter of advertising your pr0n site better... by motherfucking spam or google bombing from your cocksucking Yahoo accounts, perhaps.


  26. Re:A better way to do this... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have a better idea : present a complex differential equation and ask the person to solve it in less than 10s. If he fails, he's human.

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  27. Re:MICHAEL EATS HIS OWN FECES by Toby+Studabaker · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey, you insensitive clod. Have you ever considered that the fecal freaks really hurt inside? You'd hurt too, if you brain compelled you to munch nasty feces or - even worse - watch japanese scat/vomit videos every day.

  28. Aren't they trying too hard? by danila · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I the only one having troubles deciphering the second word on the second picture?

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    1. Re:Aren't they trying too hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's you. ODVIGUSE is the word.

    2. Re:Aren't they trying too hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's so odviguse!! How could I have missed it?

    3. Re:Aren't they trying too hard? by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one having troubles deciphering the second word on the second picture?
      The answer is obvious.
      The answer is "obvious".

      So, what's the first word, "verge" or "energy"?
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    4. Re:Aren't they trying too hard? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny
      Am I the only one having troubles deciphering the second word on the second picture?

      It says:

      NVIRGIE
      OBVIOUSE
      HURCHES

      I'm not sure what the hell that means, but if they're expecting someone to come up with other words in place of those then they're really expecting too much. Anything this complicated isn't worth it.

    5. Re:Aren't they trying too hard? by danila · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, second one might be ODVIOUSE or even ODVLOUSE, but I don't think the second letter is B.

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    6. Re:Aren't they trying too hard? by herrvinny · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought at first it was "CDVIOUSE". The first letter looks a lot like a C, especially with that big chunk cut out of it's right. The second looks like a D to me, because all the top of the B is cut off. Are you sure it's supposed to be "OBVIOUS"?

    7. Re:Aren't they trying too hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      linking straight to the gif out of context it doesn't make sense but if you read the article and saw the caption it said, "This latest generation of CAPTCHA, designed to fool particularly clever bots, employs nonsense words and type-obscuring tricks."

      in other words, those three "words" aren't supposed to mean anything. . .

    8. Re:Aren't they trying too hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think it is a "b" 'cuz if you look at the "u" and "e", they're lower case. . . i do agree that it's open to quite a bit of interpretation. . . especially the "l" or "i" bit. . .

  29. And I thought the eye tests were hard enough... by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not sure about others, but I have a difficult time with sites which use distorted numbers on a nearly matching background...and I'm not even color-blind.

    Sound is better, but even that sometimes can be difficult to understand - also, I don't have speakers hooked up on some machines I use; some folks disable sound due to abnoxious websites/ads that blast sound unexpectedly.

    Anyways, many of my relatives and friends can't get into sites that use distorted numbers, etc at all and are basically locked out; sometimes they get lucky and find a similar site (likely a competitor) to the site they desired, which doesn't use such nonsense...

    Seems to me a better way is use geotracking (too many inbound connections from similar sources [IP ranges, routes, browser config, etc), email verification, etc... ...and perhaps even requiring the person to call a phone number to activate the account - ideal for financial-based sites such as banks, payment
    sites, etc.

    With good heuristics (really the key to stopping automated bots in my view), any decent website should be able to filter out much of the bots and other junk - it's no accident really that many of the largest sites don't use distorted numbers, pictures, etc - how do they do without them?...perhaps be a good Ask Slashdot item :)

    Ron

    1. Re:And I thought the eye tests were hard enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's simple. Require the use of an identity that's relatively cheap but not free. Imagine if you could buy a smart card at a corner store for $20. This card would accept challenges and would generate responses.

      To sign up with a web site, it sends you a challenge which your card sees, and it replies with a response. They bounce that response and the card ID off the card issuing company's servers and allow you in if it matches.

      To abuse this system, you would need a whole bunch of $20 cards, since they'd just turn off the account and blacklist that card ID once you screwed it up.

      If you could buy these cards with cash, you'd still be relatively anonymous. If you're worried about site A correlating your visits to site B due to the use of the same card ID, drop another $20 and buy another card. Big deal.

  30. Computer Vision Breakthrough Put Forth By Spammers by Geekwad · · Score: 1

    How bizarre would it be if some spammer, somewhere developped the brilliant algorithm to solve these complex computer vision problems, therefore gaining world-recognition and causing innovation leaps in Computer Science -- all for trying to sell non-existant cruise tickets to some grandma ..

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  31. That would depend.. by Channard · · Score: 1
    If a computer became sentient and developed the ability to read these images, would lawyers argue for its right to exist?

    Would it have a bank account? If so, yes.

  32. Lynchmob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we stop researching how to combat spam bots, and just get some forks, some torches, and go hang these spamming fucking bastards.

    1. Re:Lynchmob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't forgot rope... last time i checked, spammers don't hang well from forks and torches...

    2. Re:Lynchmob by Darby · · Score: 1

      don't forgot rope... last time i checked, spammers don't hang well from forks and torches...

      I encourage you to check again... and again...and...

  33. Spam isn't that much of a problem ... by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I use my email address for everything, including usenet. My provider runs a spam filter which reduces my spam / day to about 10 pieces. Of course, it filters out about 100-150 spam mails / day. When I'm bored I go through these filtered spam mails, but I did not find a false hit yet, so it works pretty well for me.

    This is convenient, I don't have to care where my email address goes, I just use it.

    1. Re:Spam isn't that much of a problem ... by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't count yourself lucky just yet!
      I used the same method, and my own mailserver with agressive filters, and it worked very well until... a Russian spammer started to send out spam with my mail address as the sender address. He did this via hacked systems (open proxies) so it was not possible to do any blocking.
      The load of crap that came in was just unbelievable, and all attempts to contact his spamvertized site or their providers just had no result.

      In the end the only thing I could do was remove the MX record for the domain. I pointed it to the spamvertized site instead. Hopefully they are happy with their own bounces.
      Of course I cannot receive any legitimate mail on that address anymore :-(

    2. Re:Spam isn't that much of a problem ... by DaneelGiskard · · Score: 1

      That could really be a problem for simple filtering based on the address (domain) of the person sending the mail. But I do think that more sophisticated systems do not only use the address of the sender as a criteria to filter mail.

      One of my addresses uses "spam assasin" for protection for example. In its configuration it lets me give it a number called "hits" which interpretation is as follows:

      "Set the number of hits required before a mail is considered spam. n.nn can be an integer or a real number. 5.0 is the default setting, and is quite aggressive; it would be suitable for a single-user setup, but if you're an ISP installing SpamAssassin, you should probably set the default to be more conservative, like 8.0 or 10.0"

      I took a quick look at their homepage to find out more. Apparently they use a "genetic" algorithm to get the score (and therefore classify what is spam and what not). Further research led me to their "Tests" page which gives a very detailed description:
      http://au.spamassassin.org/tests.htm l

      Take a look at it, I have the feeling that this could have saved your email address :-)

      It's free to download, license info says

      "SpamAssassin lives at http://spamassassin.org/ or in CPAN, and is
      distributed under the same license as Perl itself."


      I did not research the license further.

      Have fun

    3. Re:Spam isn't that much of a problem ... by rthille · · Score: 1

      Look into SPF. (http://spf.pobox.com). Sure, MTA's need to support it, but publishing records for SPF is easy and will help adoption.

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    4. Re:Spam isn't that much of a problem ... by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Well, the problem is (maybe that is not clear from my posting) not that I receive lots of spam, but that I get lots of bounce messages and complaints about spam that I never sent but claims to be from me.
      Even when I just ignore all bounce mail, it causes an irritating growth of the logfiles and a noticable load of the ADSL link and the system.

      Something like SPF will not help me unless all OTHER people implement it.

    5. Re:Spam isn't that much of a problem ... by rthille · · Score: 1


      Well, if 50% of the MTAs implement it, and you have no SPF records, then you get 100% of the bounces/hate-mail. If you do have SPF records, then at least you get only 50% of the bounces, and they get less spam. Sure, there will always be a least one MTA on the net a spammer can joe-job you to, but fewer is better, right?

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  34. Re:A better way to do this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm guessing that word association wouldn't work very well, because Google will probably make it very easy.

  35. Re:A better way to do this... by schnitzi · · Score: 1

    The problem with this is -- you would have the same "dictionary-size" problem as was mentioned in the article. That is, you would have to human-generate every test, and if you reused the tests, spambots could easily pick up on that and know the correct answers.

    And if you think you can computer-generate the quizzes, well, then, I'm betting a computer could guess the answers, if it used the same knowledge web for the word associations. The text-based CAPTCHAs work because you can computer-generate them but not easily computer-decypher them.

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  36. type what you see: by gfody · · Score: 3, Funny

    <img src="it_says_kitten.jpg">

    heh dumb bot

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    1. Re:type what you see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that's supposed to be HTML, you forgot the alt attribute.

  37. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck you, karma whore.

  38. Not enough riddles? by mlush · · Score: 1

    Several people have suggested simple riddles as a turing test. Is it possible to (automatically) create enough idiot proof riddles to prevent a 'cheat sheet' attack?

    1. Re:Not enough riddles? by mlush · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Something like:
      What has it got in its pocketsss? ;)

      HissSSSssSSS Fish, String or nothing!

  39. Re:A better way to do this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry to break it to you, but of the ten words you gave in your post, I can make three three-letter combinations. (cat, dog, mouse; brown, log, house; brown, running, mouse; to be precise.) The problem with what you've suggested is that it will be difficult to create a pattern which is easily distinguished by the human mind, but not the algorithms of a computer program coded by a human.

    ~another lurker

  40. Does it really work? by coolfrood · · Score: 1

    I have serious doubts about Yahoo's committment to stopping bots. If they really wanted to do so, why would there be so many pr0n bots in Yahoo chat? Is it so hard to eliminate bots that say the same thing and have profiles with nude photographs and porn links in them? Maybe Yahoo actually makes revenue out of porn advertising in chat rooms.

  41. Well by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Those first two just knocked out my mom and sister from the "human" category, and the first one my dad as well. Look, MOST humand can't find the roots of an equation. That is a damn math geek question and you should know it. Shit, that's not even something I can do anymore without giving it a considerable amount of thought, and it is actually something I learned how to do (but haven't done in years). Many people know NOTHING about advanced math and have no need to. If you haven't done a fair bit of algebra, you have no hope of solving number 1.

    Now number two is much simpler, but still hugely problematic. While I'm sure it seems simple to a geek who has taken plenty of adnvanced calculus in university it is NOT simple to someone who has trouble grasping basic math. There are multiple types of intelligence and not all people are gifted at the type required to do well at math. Thus, even a word problem that your percieve as simple is out of their reach.

    As for the third, this is the most reasonable of your propositions, but still problematic. While almost all normal people can solve this you still ahve now excluded a section adn that being the mentally handicaped. There are people who can function normally such as to be able to hold a job and use a computer, but yet cannot deal with logical inferences of this type. It is uncommon and is a disability.... as is blindness. So how is it better to exclude them than to exclude the blind?

    Sorry, but your system is not better than obfuscated pictures, it merely excludes a different, and wider range of the population. What's more, I could easily write a program to defeat the math questions. It would not be hard to latch on to key tersm and structure to identify what is needed to solve the problems.

    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Those first two just knocked out my mom and sister from the "human" category, and the first one my dad as well

      And you just knocked yourself out of the "understand humor" category.

    2. Re:Well by Morosoph · · Score: 1

      Human answers would include wrong ones, where the mistake is based upon human patterns of thought. Aspergics might fail the turning test 'though.

    3. Re:Well by yerricde · · Score: 1

      The most advanced Turing tests would be able to distinguish between "robot", "little wooden boy", and "human". I'd guess people Asperger's would be misrecognized as "little wooden boy" more than as "robot".

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  42. Hopefully... by Biogenesis · · Score: 1

    this will create a huge problem for the internet in the future and they will send someone back in time to stop it....crap, didn't happen.

  43. Lucky you. by IncarnationTwo · · Score: 1

    Then again, as it is said before, this is not directly about not getting spam, but how to stop _sending_ spam.

    But returning to your "eloquent" way of "protecting" your email addy, it is sadly antique in these days when mail forwarding servers (like sobig-XXX) collect adresses and forward them to sp4mh0sts. Et Cetera. As long as you send mail, your address can be collected. Period.

    Only real solution for getting no spam, lies within ISP's and mail service providers. If no spam is send, and all spam-nets are restricted from mail then no spam goes to my, or your inbox.

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  44. Fool bots, fool humans with NaturalNames(TM) by davids-world.com · · Score: 0
    this /. story inspired me to publish a script that is able to fool bots and humans alike. It generates lists with arbitrary e-mail addresses, but hey, it also links to them from arbitrary (first&last) names that look like natural names (of John Doe, average North American person)...

    You can download the complete script from my web site. Names are generated from a U.S. census database, and the distribution of first/last names approximates the actual distribution in the list.

    Here is an example of what it looks like...

    Folks, this is the bot-trap of the future!

    1. Re:Fool bots, fool humans with NaturalNames(TM) by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      Folks, this is the bot-trap of the future!

      It is the bot-trap of the past. It's called 'wpoison'.

      Your version creates allegedly fake addresses in real domains. That's impolite, to say the least. You're poisoning domains that don't belong to you and causing them spam problems. Just like the really swell fellow who has created fake email addresses using randomword@domain.name for two domains I own.

  45. Re:As a record store owner... by TheMidget · · Score: 1
    Fat chance. When they came to the counter to make their purchase, I grabbed the little shit by his shirt.

    And you wonder why you have no customers!

    "That's it. What's your name? You're blacklisted. Now take yourself and your little bitch friend out of my store - and don't come back." I barked. Cravenly, they complied and scampered off.

    So you're telling your customers to "scamper off", and then act surprised when your business is no longer profitable.

    Hint: if you want to run a profitable business, don't chase your customers away!

    This evening, my daughters asked me. "Why do the other kids laugh at us?"

    Hmmm, maybe it's because the other kids know what a poor businessman you are... Even a lowly greengrocer knows that it's bad business sense to insult and chase away his own customers

    "It's because they are idiots, kids", I told them. "Don't listen to them."

    I really wonder who the idiot is...

  46. Re:A better way to do this... by Haeleth · · Score: 1

    I came up with [house; log; cart] (all three can be made of wood).

  47. The real problem with CAPTCHAs.. by gschmidt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    .. is that they can be brokered. If you give me a puzzle, *I* don't have to solve it; all I have to do is induce someone, somewhere, to solve it, and give me the answer. That means I can set up a CAPTCHA-solving factory in Taiwan, or field a porn site where users pay for their pictures in CAPTCHA answers. (*My* CAPTCHAs, the ones my script was assigned to answer in order to make Paypal transactions, not new ones I made up on the spot.)

    Suppose that a human can solve your CAPTCHA in an average of five seconds. Suppose unskilled labor costs $6/hour. Then it costs a bit under a cent to find the solution to your CAPTCHA, assuming that I want to solve at least a few thousand a day. As a result it is impractical to protect a service worth more than a penny with a CAPTCHA.

    Actually unskilled labor costs far less than $6/hour in some parts of the world, so if CAPTCHAs see wide use the value of the services they can protect is even lower. A tenth of a cent?

    CAPTCHAs should be seen as a proof-of-work mechanism, like "hash cash", not as an oracle that can determine whether a transaction was initiated by a human or a machine. Unlike proof-of-worth schemes that burn CPU time, the value of a CAPTCHA won't be inevitably halved every 18 months by Moore's law; on the other hand, it could be suddenly reduced to zero by breakthroughs in image processing.

    1. Re:The real problem with CAPTCHAs.. by hey · · Score: 1

      You are saying CAPTCHAs can be solved at low cost. But there is still a cost vs. nothing before. That's an improvement.

    2. Re:The real problem with CAPTCHAs.. by InstantCrisis · · Score: 1

      There was an article in one of the Pittsburgh papers about this. More Carnegie Mellon University research stuff. The example was the porn site that required users to answer (Yahoo?) CAPTCHAs before seeing more porn.

      Wow, this post is like a "me too" with a half-assed citation. I feel dirty.

    3. Re:The real problem with CAPTCHAs.. by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1

      That labor pool must be able to read English well enough to distinguish the real words from the nonsense words, so simple familiarity with the alphabet is insufficient.

  48. The first example is a bit stupid by ymgve · · Score: 1

    This example is a bit stupid - what stops a computer program from filtering out everything of the wavy background by just eliminating everything non-black? There seems to be so much contrast in the image that it would be a really trivial job.

    1. Re:The first example is a bit stupid by saddino · · Score: 1

      what stops a computer program from filtering out everything of the wavy background by just eliminating everything non-black?

      Stupid? Well, then...go ahead: Provide an algorithm that not only correctly extracts this antialiased text out of three-channel color (hint: filtering out the wavy background is not mathematically easy), and then also can do an OCR regognition on the remaining distorted bitmap.

      Can it be done? Sure -- but it certainly isn't trivial. Coming up with a mathematical method (and hence a computer algorithm) to solve what you think is "stupid" is much, much tougher than you appear to believe.

    2. Re:The first example is a bit stupid by ymgve · · Score: 1

      To counter this point, I loaded up my favourite image viewing program (Irfanview), opened the picture, increased the contrast to the max, then reduced the number of colours to two.

      The result: A near-clear, black and white representation of the letters remained. If wavy backgrounds can't defeat even the simplest of image software programs, how do you expect the same backgrounds to prove any challenge to custom-designed software?

    3. Re:The first example is a bit stupid by saddino · · Score: 1

      And where is your algorithm (or "simple" program) that can read your manipulated image and produce the exact ASCII represented by the resulting image? Go ahead...provide one.

      Regardless of what you may think, CAPTCHA defeating programs are difficult to write and are never are 100% effective.

      Thus, it hardly seems appropriate to label this sample "stupid."

      Stupid for you, but hard for a program. That's the whole point!

    4. Re:The first example is a bit stupid by ymgve · · Score: 1

      I was only referring to the background of the image, I am fully aware how hard it is to OCR the remailing distorted text. My point was only that adding such a fancy-looking background does not make the image any harder to read for a program.

  49. Re:A better way to do this... by natmsincome.com · · Score: 1

    While I know you ment that as a joke it's probably a good idea.

    Just have a normal link and if they go to it in less than a second then they can't be human.

    Spammers would write scripts and it wouldn't work but users would never notice.

  50. I propose... by Rebel_Princess · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I propose a blacklist, run by music pirates, of people who upload Christian music.

    I'm proud to have one of the most extensive Christian rock sections that I know of.

    "Dude, I'm going to put this CD on the Internet right away."

    "Yeah, dude, that's really lete [sic], you'll get lots of respect."

  51. Hotmail? by zonix · · Score: 1
    just using johnsmithword-AT-hotmail.com works fine

    Huh? For any other domain than hotmail.com, perhaps. :-)

    z
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  52. What's wrong with this picture by hey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about those kid's puzzles where there is an image where many things are "wrong". Like the water from the tap is flowing up. These are easy to solve by people but very hard for machines.

    1. Re:What's wrong with this picture by pjrc · · Score: 1
      But how do you ask the viewer what's wrong with the picture? Give them a text entry field and expect them to type "I can see that the watter is floing up when gravty works down" ?? Now you've gotta create a natural language parser that can first correct the 2 spelling errors, deal with both the words "up" and "down" in the sentense, and probably handle nearly arbitrary grammer. You need to accept both "Water is going up" and "Water should go down" which are almost the same but use the opposite word, but reject other seemingly (to a computer) similar responses. Don't forget to rinse and repeat for other languages.

      You could of course make the response a multiple choice set of radio buttons... but now you've made it multiple guess for a bot. Notice in the article that a key weakness of the original system was a dictionary of 850 words, so the bot had a 1 in 850 chance if it simple guessed from the dictionary. All a cleaver bot has to do is keep guessing (perhaps in a DDoS manner from the many thousands of SoBig compromised computers under the spammers control to thwart same-IP checks).

      Keeping dictionary attacks in mind, especially if you're a highly desirable target, like Yahoo or Hotmail account creation, you'd also need have so many of these images and corresponding natuaral language parsing for each, that a bot simply couldn't use a dictionary attack of known answers for a finite set of images. Keep that "850 is not nearly enough" benchmark in mind!

    2. Re:What's wrong with this picture by lamp540 · · Score: 1

      The problem with a scheme like that is that those pictures with things wrong in them have to be generated by humans. If we had programs that could generate them then we'd have programs which could interpret them. So you have to expend human resources to make the list of puzzles so large that someone just couldn't go through once and figure out all the correct answers and plug the list into their spam bot.

    3. Re:What's wrong with this picture by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      Add an IP logger. If the page gets loaded more than N times, all attempts to log in from that IP are banned for a week (dial 1-800-ISP-Mail for assistance!).

      How about that?

  53. Baffling the spam-bots are easy... by CyberDruid · · Score: 1

    Include an external javascript-file with a function that makes a document.write() on the email-adresses that you want.

    The spambots will never bother trying to run javascript, especially if it means downloading an external file. And using, for example, mozilla's command-line js-engine will not help, because without an attached browser most of the scripts will reference objects that does not exists (like windows and such).

    Dynamically generated documents are a pain in the ass for web-spiders. I know. I have programmed spiders professionally for quite some time.

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    Opinions stated are mine and do not reflect those of the Illuminati

    1. Re:Baffling the spam-bots are easy... by CaptainBaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but this would also baffle users who browse without JavaScript. There are lots of them, and they have a variety of good reasons for doing so.

  54. Re:A better way to do this... by sylvester · · Score: 1
    Even if the algorithm was to correctly identify all 10 words, it would still have to figure out what the association is and then correctly identify the words that fit the association. Assuming that it did correctly identify all of the words, at that point random guessing would yeild a success rate of 0.83%, less if it misidentifies even just one of the words. Combine something like this with a slightly smarter word obfuscator and I think it'd be something that would be very hard to beat...unless you're human, of course :)

    Are you sure that's hard? Have you ever seen Google Sets? A program could take each pair of these words (of which there are 90), ask google for more words from that "set", and note which three words most commonly show up together, close to the top.

    Moreover, your solution may be quite difficult for people who are not native english speakers.

    -Rob

  55. What if everyone responds to the spam? by outanowhere · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What if everyone who received a spam clicked on the url for the product's page to check out the product, maybe checking it out twice or so?

    Wouldn't that get expensive for the spam hosting site and their mark--I mean, "customer"?

    Especially if everyone just looked without buying?

    Might cost someone so much money that the business would be bankrupt rather quickly.

    Or it might make an upstream provider so annoyed at the traffic to the spam site that they might pull the plug on the scammer--I mean, "spammer".

    Well, perhaps we should just buy their stuff, instead of going to just look... After all, it is the right thing to do, no?

    1. Re:What if everyone responds to the spam? by outanowhere · · Score: 0

      Flamebait?

      Someone needs to buy a clue or three.

  56. Re:As a record store owner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm proud to have one of the most extensive Christian rock sections that I know of.

    Dude, that's really [sic].

  57. Re:Computer Vision Breakthrough Put Forth By Spamm by eclectro · · Score: 1


    The only kind of recognition the spammers would ever care about is the kind that gets their spambots past the test.

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  58. Another hole in this defense - human traitors by spineboy · · Score: 1

    I thought I read somewhere that the used cheap, cheap cheap labor in some third world countrie, and basically had people just sit at a computer and write down the answers to what they saw on the screen, thus by=passing this defense.

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  59. Re:A better way to do this... by Quixote · · Score: 1
    CAPTCHAs use a very basic (minimal) portion of our cognitive abilities: to read. They would be much more powerful if they tasked our higher abilities: to reason.

    For example, show 4 pictures; three of them of the same animal (say, a tiger) and the fourth of a random animal (say, a rhino). Ask the user to pick the odd one out. Make them grayscale, so that a color histogramming technique can't be used.

    Another example: show an analog clock, and ask the user to enter the time shown.

    By deploying 100s of such little "CAPTCHAs", the site owners can make the bots' task that much more difficult.

    And heck, if someone can develop bots that can still do well, I'd say it's a big leap for AI and Cognition! Give the bot-writer a tenured faculty position at CMU. :-)

  60. Excuse me? / Re:Blind Users by nniillss · · Score: 0

    How does your contribution relate to the specific subject of the parent post, the impact on blind people?

    1. Re:Excuse me? / Re:Blind Users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quit being so fucking anal.

    2. Re:Excuse me? / Re:Blind Users by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      Try reading at something besides +4, you'll see the context a lot better. There are a few replies in there you missed. He's not bashing on blind folk, honestly.

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  61. Re:As a record store owner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, if you were half a man you'd go get a real job and sell that lame-ass christian rock store to some twenty-something loser who can afford to live in a studio apartment and eat generic macaroni and cheese. Get a real job, pay your mortgage, buy your kids some clothes that won't get them beaten up, and stop whining. If you were a true business person, you'd know that you don't sell what is right, you sell what is hot.

    *sigh* rookies

  62. Defeating CAPTCHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How many people are unwittingly giving away CAPTCHA answers? The link {to a CGI script which puts out image data} must take a parameter to tell it what image to display, since it can't return any data to the calling page {it's just an image and doesn't have a full set of headers, just a MIME-type} and can't use a temporary file {in case of multiple users accessing it in parallel}. That parameter is probably also present in a hidden field in the form, so that the form processor knows what the user should have typed {or the referring URL itself could be the hidden field}. You only need to see one image, then resubmit the form as though that was the image you were shown.

    You have to remember that there are idiots out there who think all there is is IE and Windows. I have seen, and made use of, a few sites which have unwittingly given away access to premium services {hence the ACness -- gotta have that plausible deniability} because their security measures were either non-existent or depended on software I was not using. {I see it a bit like taking a few sheets of toilet paper from an unlocked privy; nobody's ever gonna miss it if they find it's gone, but they'll be annoyed enough to throw the book at you if they find out it was you that took it}.

    1. Re:Defeating CAPTCHA by yerricde · · Score: 1

      The <IMG> link {to a CGI script which puts out image data} must take a parameter to tell it what image to display

      Easy. This parameter is encrypted.

      You only need to see one image, then resubmit the form as though that was the image you were shown.

      And if a successful response invalidates the challenge's form key for future use within the next seven days, then what?

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    2. Re:Defeating CAPTCHA by mccrew · · Score: 1
      The <IMG> link {to a CGI script which puts out image data} must take a parameter to tell it what image to display, since it can't return any data to the calling page

      Not at all. Look at any web application environment, ASP, JSP/servlet, PHP, and so forth, and they all support the concept of server-side session state.

      The server can generate the image and send it down to the client, and retain the plaintext "answer" in the session on the server. The plaintext answer never crosses the wire, only the generic session identifier that is passed as either an HTTP cookie or other method, like being embedded in the URLs. The plaintext answer lives as long as the server session lives, which is typically until the user explicitly logs out or the session hits a predetermined time of inactivity.

      -Steve

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  63. Simplified cleartext password management by Spoing · · Score: 1
    Sounds like one way to store or show passwords without the **** nonsense. Encrypt the data, and only display it in a the non-machine decypherable form. (Hold your objections...read on.)

    Socially, people like to pick dumb passwords. Tell them what makes a good password...and they will nod and pick a dumb password...then loose it. So, demanding that people follow good practices is not possible (unless you make fools of people with poor passwords by sending out funny but embarasing email using the person's own account).

    Key recovery systems (email me my password) help, though they usually send the password in clear text and require network access. Making it non-machine recognizeabe would be better, but still not ideal.

    Use the algorythm that generates the obscured password as a human readable one as an alternate password itself. Instead of using a dumb password such as "mypassword" (clear text digits) generate the nonsense data from the dumb password atomically at the point of entry and transmit that.

    Yes, this second idea would be useless on desktop computers (too easy to thwart using social methods or key trappers). It might be handy for key-based systems that require high security. For example, put the encoder in a small part of a smart card (used from next gen ATMs through to secure area access cards)

    Debate...discuss...shoot holes in this. Should be easy!

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  64. But spammers can use this too! by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

    Why not generate text that looks real (heck, use excerpts from real email), and include images that advertise the latest scam product? After all, they are supposed to be incomprehensible to programs, and Bayesian filters are programs...

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    1. Re:But spammers can use this too! by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 1

      As a minor variation .. replace a few of the monitored words with bitmaps of the words in a similar font. If you make it look right in Outlook, 98% of the usrs will see the intented messaged but the filters will not. At least at first, this would get you past the filters.

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  65. Doesn't always work! by YeOldeGnurd · · Score: 1
    My well guarded private address, which I only give to my closest friends, has gotten no spam for 5 years. I receive about 20 emails per day at that private address and there is 0 spam.

    I have young children who each have two email addresses. One address is the name of the kid @ our family domain. This address is only for close relatives and trusted friends. Spammers have not picked up these address.


    But I don't run a real SMTP server, being on a less than completely reliable connection to the net. So I have our DNS provider forward these addresses to our cable ISP. We used "ATTBI.COM" addresses for them which have now been moved over to COMCAST.NET addresses. I have never given the ATTBI nor the COMCAST addresses to anybody. No one. They are just there to receive mail forwarded from the family domain. These addresses have somehow been harvested and they both get several Spam per week.

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  66. Re:As a record store owner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has the RIAA sunk so low that it even starts trolling in totally off-topic posts on /.?

  67. Easy by fredrikj · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just do a Burrows-Wheeler transform on your e-mail address. Comes with the bonus of preventing stupid people from trying to contact you.

  68. Dumb Users? by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

    What if a user cannot decode an email address or solve a riddle? What about the intelligence-disabled amoung us? They have rights too!

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    1. Re:Dumb Users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The intelligence-disabled among us" are the people who buy from spammers, as Talez pointed out.

    2. Re:Dumb Users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do?

  69. Re:As a record store owner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See if you can decode this hint without AI: l tr o l

  70. Hope They Don't Read /. by Dr.+Wu · · Score: 1

    Hopefully I didn't get beat to this one...

    I fguierd out the pfercet way for saprmems too keep gitetng the mial psat the fetrlis. All tehy hvae to do is use the tneciquhe mnetoiend in tihs salhsodt alrcite aobut how the haumn barin rades txet

    Mrogtgae - Variga - Gineltas

    But in all seriousness...

    I did get a spam this weekend, where mortgage was spelled...

    rnor.tgage

    Had to read it twice before I noticed what they had done.

    Dr. Wu
    "Yes, There's Gas In The Car"

    1. Re:Hope They Don't Read /. by InvisiBill · · Score: 1

      You've never seen this before? That honestly surprises me. I've been getting spam for years with l33tsp33k and misspellings to make the spam comprehensible, while not using the keywords that a lot of filters block. At this very moment, I have a spam in my mailbox on the server with "VIA.GRA" in the subject. The problem with this is that there are only so many ways to break up the word without destroying its meaning. Some filters may even be smart enough to just weed the extra junk out. A rule something like "If word_in == a.b.c.d then word_out = abcd" that would convert the obscured word into the intended word, which could easily be filtered with the regular filtering rules.

  71. how about tons of fake emails on webpages? by simetra · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking lately of making a script that would generate fake email addresses and include it on a webpage; such that the fake email address list gets re-build on every hit. It would create addresses like xxxxx@yyyyy.com|net Where xxxxx is a random alpha-numeric sequence, yyyyy is a random alpha-numeric sequence. Or, perhaps yyyyy would be a random valid word from a dictionary or other list.

    The goal would be to feed the bots so many fakes that they choke on the bounced undeliverables, or, they make note not to harvest there again.

    But, maybe the bots look out for web pages containing more than X number of emails? Any thoughts on this?

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    1. Re:how about tons of fake emails on webpages? by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 2, Informative

      Take a look at WebPoison

    2. Re:how about tons of fake emails on webpages? by Eustace+Tilley · · Score: 1

      And here's the link to WebPoison

    3. Re:how about tons of fake emails on webpages? by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      Well, you have that half right, but sorta not. By randomly selecting domain names and randomly selecting dictionary words as domain names, you will unwittingly have real email addresses on your website (How will you know if it's all random?) I think the best solution is throw away email addresses... that, and capital punishment for spammers.

    4. Re:how about tons of fake emails on webpages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean wpoison

    5. Re:how about tons of fake emails on webpages? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      ... you will unwittingly have real email addresses on your website ...

      No, what's even worse, is there will be bad addresses at someone else's domain. Thus you are pushing spam on innocent sites that may otherwise have no spam at all.

      Some idgit has been doing this with two domains I own, and I now get spam addressed to fireplace@... and several other random words. The spam load has gone so high that I can no longer afford to even bounce this crap, since doing that more than doubles the load (receive spam, generate bounce, send bounce, get bounce back from bounce...).

      I'd like to thank the person who decided to poison my domains like this, but of course, he's hiding somewhere on the net.

  72. Re:A better way to do this... by scrytch · · Score: 1

    Why yes, everyone understands word associations. Forest is to sunrise as wabi-sabi is to ...

    You have 10 seconds.

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  73. CAPTCHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would indeed call it the solution to spam problems. By annoying the crap out of everyone who might possibly email you, no one will email you again, and you won't have need of an email address.

    Challenge-response systems invariably fail in the face of forgeries, because SMTP simply has no accepted, let alone adopted mechanism to send back challenges. I block thousands of challenges every day sent to people who were unlucky enough to have the email address some email virus or another forges.

  74. Deaf/Blind? by bluGill · · Score: 1

    I've met a couple deaf and blind people. I don't know if they can use a comptuer, but I don't see how you have managed to help them.

    Met in the loosest sense, I don't know sign language. It is facenating to watch them read sign language by feeling the hand of the signer.

    1. Re:Deaf/Blind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've met a couple deaf and blind people. I don't know if they can use a comptuer, but I don't see how you have managed to help them.
      Neither do they; that's the beauty of the scheme.
  75. Re:A better way to do this... by Jetson · · Score: 1

    F u cn red th mesg thn u r abl 2 d-cyfer non-wrds.
    Btteer yet, why not tkae avdnatge of humnas abliity to isntcnictvely rarreange ltteers to mkae wrods out of nnosesne?

  76. Re:A better way to do this... by Jetson · · Score: 1
    Have a CAPTCHA randomly spit out 10 words to the screen and have the user pick the 3 that are associated with one another, say for example HOUSE, LOG, FRONT, CAT, BROWN, DOG, CART, RUNNING, HOUR, MOUSE.

    That would be the "brown log house", right?

  77. I can't read it! by Aidtopia · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who can't read the bottom two examples in the figure captioned "Baffletext?" I occasionally fail some of the more sophisticated CAPTCHAs. As this arms race escalates, how many of us will be cut off?

  78. Re:A better way to do this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ummm... This group's work would be baffled by the introduction of any non-dictionary words, such as random letters, numbers, other characters, symbols, or pictures. As you can see here, they freely admit to basing their attack on a dictionary of the 500 known words that Yahoo! uses. By the time their work ever gets too close, it would be trivial to change the test.

  79. Re:A better way to do this... by BitHive · · Score: 1

    Um, it's trivial to build a delay into a script. Programmers do it all the time for any number of reasons.

  80. Only ez-gimpy, not the new gimpy-r by gschmidt · · Score: 1

    Check the article and the webpage; CAPTCHAs that work from a word list appear to be vulnerable to attacks that compute a confidence for each word in the wordlist -- this is how the current generation of CMU CAPTCHAs can be machine-solved 90%+ of the time -- and the new CAPTCHAs at captcha.net use random letters instead of a wordlist.

    captcha.net also has "demonstration" image recognition CAPTCHAs, where the user must look at a picture of a cat and choose the radio button marked "cat". That would certainly require familiarity with English. On the other hand, it would require familiarity with English on the part of the CAPTCHA's *intended* audience as well :)

  81. Re:A better way to do this... by _xeno_ · · Score: 1

    I think I see a flaw with that system. I mean, spammers could just use really slow computers that take over 10 seconds to solve the equation.

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  82. Slashdot.org /.org by The_Wizard_-P · · Score: 1

    Slashdot.org because the best way to be idiot proof is to keep the idiots out.

  83. Track that spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like to track what companies sell my email address to spammers by using a catchall email account. Basicly anything addressed to @mydomain.com reaches me.

    So when a website or company require an email from me I simply use companyname@mydomain.com. This way I can track back to the company sending the email and jump down their throat.

    I recently had trouble with the power-backup company APC. Even tho I had opt-ed out of recieving emails they started sending them to me. So I contacted them and they said my address would be removed in 2-4 weeks. 8 weeks later I was still recieving them so I sent a real nasty letter. The next spam I get from them goes with me to my lawyer to discuss my options. I figure APC should be good for a few bucks.

  84. Overkill by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

    Greylisting is based on the idea of sending a temporary failure code the first time you get email from a stranger (someone with a from and IP you haven't seen before.)

    It catches about 85% of spam.

    In other words, just requiring the spammers to have a mailer that can retry is more than most of them can manage.

    I've been running a challenge response system for a while now, and the challenge is nothing more than "please reply to this message".
    A machine could answer it without difficulty, yet the only spammers to get through are the 419 spammers.
    (I'm convinced that many of the 419 spammers actually have humans read the responses they get, so they would have no trouble dealing with CAPTCHA either)

    And if you're going to filter, why limit yourself to questions that a random human can answer?
    Why not a challenge like "Name two things I'm interested in."

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  85. Better than Javascript by InvisiBill · · Score: 1
    You've all probably seen the %20 code in place of a space in a URL. Note that by the RFCs, there should never be a space in a URL, only a %20...

    Anyway, you can use something similar to that with your email address. NATATA Anti-Spam Encoder will convert your whole email address into the code for each character. Browsers automatically decode these (just like the %20 in a filename gets converted to a space when you save it), but there's no email address in the source of the page.

    &#64 is the code for @. To get the code to appear on an HTML page, you have to use "ampersandampsemi-colon#64". If you just type out the four characters, the browser will decode it into @.

    &#46 is the code for . if you want to sub that in also.

    I realize that these aren't the end-all solution to stopping harvesting programs, but they do work well. I downloaded Atomic Email Hunter (the only free harvesting program I could find) and did some testing. After just changing every @ to &#64 it did not find any email addresses on the page. In contrast, putting in the URL to a phpBB2 thread yielded the email address of every person who had posted in the thread. With the codes, it looks exactly the same to users but at least some spambots are stopped.

    Unfortunately, the more this is used, the more bots will be coded to handle these things. For now though, it does help.

  86. No! Not Leisure Suit Larry Tests! by WoTG · · Score: 1

    The first thing I though of when reading the parent comment was the many minutes it took me and my cousin to get into LSL2. We were only 9 years old (+/- 2) at the time, and the "adult filter" - which consisted of questions which most older folks should know the answers - worked pretty well to keep us out.

    They would have to be pretty idiot proof riddles to allow general access to a website. You've got to consider age, people where english (or the language of the site) is not necessarily strong, aptitude... pretty tough just to avoid spam!

  87. My brother's bot beat one of these ... by Heisenbug · · Score: 1

    Disclaimers: he's not a spammer, he's just a bright 13-year-old, and it wasn't a clever system, it was just a randomly selected word that was always in the same font.

    It was funny because once he got it working, they changed the system so that every letter was in a different wacky font, and he thought he was beat. Then he realized that they were still using only one font, it was just one of those ransom-note style ones where every letter is different. The upshot was, his system started working better than it had before, because there was more variation between letters.

    Cernegie-Melon is obviously moving a little past the state of the art in random young geek websites. :-)

  88. Audio clips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't remember the site, but I did notice that it had an audio option right next to the image box.

  89. First job for a successful AI will be spam by KeithH · · Score: 1

    In an earlier article http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/10/19/211820 1&mode=thread&tid=126&tid=185 a near-future AI machine was foreseen as managing a call-centre. It's not too much of a leap to imagine that the world's first commercial application of AI will instead be to sell us more unnecessary junk. And since I can't tell the AI apart from a human, let alone a sales-droid, I'll be doomed. Now I feel like slitting my wrists.

  90. Doesn't work for the more advanced scrapers. by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    Intelligent scanners pick that up. Some even use the IE ActiveX control to pick up embedded javascript (document.write shenanigans). That way they see what you eventually see. makes all those tricks useless.

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  91. Re:A better way to do this... by CySurflex · · Score: 1
    Computers are a different story. Have a CAPTCHA randomly spit out 10 words to the screen and have the user pick the 3 that are associated with one another, say for example HOUSE, LOG, FRONT, CAT, BROWN, DOG, CART, RUNNING, HOUR, MOUSE.

    Actually "Google Sets" does a good job of creating those "Human only" associations you speak of.

    this set brings up "dog" (among others) when given "mouse" and "cat".

  92. Re:Computer Vision Breakthrough Put Forth By Spamm by Geekwad · · Score: 1

    The only kind of rockets the US cared about were the kind that would get them past the Russians.

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  93. No, that doesn't work. And you're a fag. Mod down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go ahead, kids, try it. I bet you have spam in two months even if you don't use the address.

    It's because of the pop-up ads, which recognize which account is currently being used from referrers.

    hotmail is crap. Don't use it.

    And god damn sir sucks-much-cock, why don't you lick a dick and split! WE HATE YOU HERE!!!

  94. Re:Captcha is fucking stupid by sexecutioner · · Score: 1

    Now why was my reply "flamebait"!! Does agreeing with flamebait (not that it was) make you flaimbait too???

  95. Re:No! Not Leisure Suit Larry Tests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now you've got me curious. What kind of questions will 10 year olds not know the answers to, but which the vast majority of adults will? It would also have to be a question that the kids can't just find an answer to on the internet, and there don't seem to be many of those left. Do you remember any of the questions?

  96. 3? by BillX · · Score: 1

    log house
    brown house
    cat house
    dog house
    mouse house
    cat dog mouse

    ?

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  97. Re:No! Not Leisure Suit Larry Tests! by WoTG · · Score: 1

    I _think_ some questions were political (something akin to who is the leader of the Republicans), maybe some about drink mixes, and I'm pretty sure music groups from the 70's were in there.

    To be honest, I probably got that completely wrong, but I'm sure there are cheat sheets out there for LSL1 codes somewhere on the web.

  98. Re:A better way to do this... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

    LOL... However:

    1. Solve this equation in 10 seconds or less.
    (bot) sleep 11
    3. PROFIT!

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  99. Legally Blind != Completely Blind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dumbass...