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  1. From the article... on An Early Look at StarOffice 8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    StarOffice developers claim better Microsoft Office compatibility with every new release, but like all programs that are not Microsoft Word, Writer will never convert every single document perfectly.

          Hm. So is the writer implying that Word perfectly converts every single WORD document? Because that's totally orthogonal to my experience.

  2. Re:Xinhua's take on the subject on China Sets New Rules On Internet News · · Score: 1

    Anyone who finds unhealthy online stories can visit http://net.china.cn/ [china.cn] and report.

          Ooh. Either slashdot will take them out, or Taco's going to have an interesting late-night visit with some Chinese gentlemen. Either way.... PAAAARTAY!

  3. Re:IBM is trying the save a piece of his bizness on Keeping the Lights On · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You assume that the "old" engineer has no idea about Linux. You also assume that the young engineer has the first clue about what the company really needs.

          I read the same post you did, and yet we draw totally diametrically-opposed conclusions. I think the parent poster was making a nice point about how the senior engineer really had a lot more of a clue than the young engineer, who was gung-ho on transferring a system to a totally different platform, with all of the inherent risks in that. The young engineer used the buzzwords, but the older, conservative guy was probably a lot safer.

  4. Oh, great! Actual.... on Skyhook Robot Passes 1000 Foot Mark · · Score: 0

    ...robotic overlords! I, for one, welcome thee.

  5. Re:Why even bother with word processors? on KOffice Developers Reply to Yates · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Personally, I have never learned LaTeX, although I used to use LyX quite a bit before OpenOffice. It was in many ways better than OpenOffice, but it took me quite a while to learn how to do new things. Also, of course, I could never share documents with others at work.

          You might want to try the 1.3.6 version (latest stable), or, if you're adventuresome, the 1.4.0 in CVS. LyX is NOT designed for short documents, such as very quick notes or things of that nature. But it's phenomenal for long documents (several page letters, technical notes, books, theses, and, with the beamer class, even presentations which knock the crap -- admittedly not a difficult task -- out of PowerPoint).
          I suppose you meant you could never share *editable* documents with others at work. Well, LyX exports to just about every "nice" standard, including .pdf. Also, since there are now very nice LyX ports (and officially supported by the LyX team!) for Windows and ports for OS-X, it's worth another look. The learning curve is much less steep now. And, using LaTeX on the back end (ahem) virtually guarantees much nicer-looking, and consistent, documents than using even OpenOffice (which I also like quite a bit, but only for the sharing of documents with Word-crippled colleagues).

  6. Re:"If we stand still it can't see us..." on The Quintessential Sentry Gun · · Score: 1

    If I'm wearing camo or something and I'm out in the woods, will it pick me up? If I'm wearing a green shirt and its out on my lawn will it still target me or maybe just my pants?

          Best alien-probe post ever!

  7. Quick, everyone! on TeraGrid Gets an Upgrade · · Score: 3, Funny

    A good slashdotting should be just what they want to test their servers.

  8. Re:Range? on MasterCard To Distribute RFID Credit Cards · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, unless someone with a scanner embedded into his/her pants bumps into you, I imagine you will be OK.

          It's not the scanners I'm worried about. It's the guys who *call* it a scanner, and are just really happy to see me -- THEM I worry about.

  9. Yes, interactive: on Microsoft Unveils New Design Studio · · Score: 1

    Did you notice the dude on Microsoft's page? He's bent-over. I call THAT interactive.

  10. Re:Hmmm on Microsoft Unveils New Design Studio · · Score: 1

    Plaid is the new Blue.

  11. Re:Wow on Trigonometry Redefined without Sines And Cosines · · Score: 1

    Switch to a less math intensive dicipline, like culinary arts.

          Mmmm.... Doughnuts! (continuously deformable into a coffee mug, and therefore topologically of genus unity) Mmmm... coffee....

  12. Re:Boobs... on Free 3D Animation DAZ|Studio 1.0 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    All but one of the renders on the company's online gallery page features gratuitous cleavage

        Hey, it's really hard to render in personality and sense of humour. Spheres are easy.

  13. Everyone knows this is... on Furthest Gamma-Ray Burst Ever Observed · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...just Sun's Bold New Ad Campaign.

  14. Re:"Grog" is now sold by it's commercial name: on First Cocktail 5,000 Years Old · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sorry. You must refer to Boone's by the proper "Bitch Candy".

  15. Re:Four-Breasted women coming! on UK Scientists to Create Embryo From Two Women · · Score: 1

    she did remark that if she had been born that way 100 years ago, she'd have been left for dead as an infant because of the "deformity."

        Man! And people say that our standards just keep going up.

  16. Re:Four-Breasted women coming! on UK Scientists to Create Embryo From Two Women · · Score: 1


    My god -- think of the neck-strain that men everywhere will get. I mean, we've got the side-to-side BRBRBRRRRBRLRBRBRL thing down, but going up and down? Or, heaven forbid it, diagonally?!?

        Hm... On the other hand, they could keep all four of my ears warm. You have a point.

  17. Re:patch available on Patch & Workaround for Firefox Flaw Available · · Score: 1

    Hey, man, I got the joke. Sorry for the idiot mods.

  18. Re:For crying out loud... on Brute Force · · Score: 1

    Today's "Hardcore English Instructors" are the same people that would have been importing Latin words into English wholesale back in Shakespear's time, because Latin was "better".

          Interesting. And how does one spell "Shakespear" in Latin?

  19. Re:Theory or God?? on Researchers Say Human Brain is Still Evolving · · Score: 1

    a priest comes and the person wakes up?

        This sounds like a really bad fraternity joke.

  20. Re:For crying out loud... on Brute Force · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fortunately, Matt spells better than me ;)

          Unfortunately, it's "better than I." ;)

  21. Re:Not Too Much Left on Marvel Gets Cash to do 10 Films · · Score: 5, Funny

    I mean, seriously, who would want to watch a film about Ant-Man?

        The studio is obviously hoping that swarms will want to watch.

  22. Re:Longitudinal wave lasers? on Sonic 'Lasers' to be Deployed in Hurricane Region · · Score: 1

    The November-December 2000 issue of American Scientist (vol. 68) has an article about this, which somewhat clarifies things. ( I attended the 2002 Physical Acoustics Summer School, and one of the speakers was Steve Garrett, from Penn State, who helped develop the little "laser" device referred to earlier, and he included one of these articles in his talk.)
          Anyway, the article draws some analogies:
              "Borrowing some vocabulary from optics, one would say that a non-equilibrium condition (correspongind to the population inversion of electron energy levels in a laser material) is maintained across the heated stack. The test tube amounts to an acoustic resonator, which, like a laser cavity, allows a standing wave to build in amplitude as energy bounces back and forth. The open side of the test tube serves the same function as the partially silvered mirror [...] Although Chen's "acoustic laser" produces about a watt of sound power, a similar device heated by the burning of natural gas produces in excess of 10 kilowatts..."

  23. Re:Why? on Technology In Katrina's Wake · · Score: 1

    I'm partially agreed with your points. On the other hand:
    Why do people keep building villages next to volcanos, museums with important artifacts in large cities, data centers in flood plains, major network hubs in cities.

    To the points of 'why place museums and hubs in cities'? Really: duh. That's where people are, to go to the museums, to research the artifacts, to work on the hubs.
          As to the 'villages near volcanos' point: On volcanic islands, you don't have a choice. And where people DO have a choice, volcanic soil is often the very best to grow things in. As long as it's not red-hot and flowing, of course.

  24. Re:As soon as I can figure this out.. on Microsoft Windows Media Player Encryption Hacked · · Score: 1

    Linus is a good guy, but in this instance I metamoderate him over the head with a rancid carp.

          Gah! Every noob knows that a four-day-old trout is MUCH better for metamoderation!

  25. Great, just what we need... on IBM Reports Indicate Linux TCO Is Lower · · Score: 2, Funny

    This has resulted in Linux playing a significant role in the recruitment and retention of IT staff and managers."

          I don't know about elsewhere, but the IT staff here are plenty retentive already.