OK, that's New England. I live in (old) England. Summer? What is this Summer of which you speak?
Minnie Bannister: Yes, yes, what a nice summer evening, typical English evening. Henry Crun: Mnk yes, the rain is lovely and warm. Minnie, I think I'll take one of my sou'westers off...
Food has got to be safer too. None of that pongy kimchi stuff that they are going to provide for the Korean 'nauts - just good old boiled beef & carrots for our chaps...
Sergeant: "Private - zap that damn commie over there with our mind control laser, and turn him into a capitalist!" Private: "Yes, sah!" BDZZZTTTTT Private: "Opps, wrong laser..."
"...we would purchase a thin client PC from Dell which includes a nice warranty should any of those on-board features fail." Hmmm: "Dell", "nice warranty". Not often you hear those words in the same sentence.
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
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Please don't tell the zombies about this.
We'll never be able to stop them!
UFO FTW
OK, that's New England. I live in (old) England.
Summer? What is this Summer of which you speak?
Minnie Bannister:
Yes, yes, what a nice summer evening, typical English evening.
Henry Crun:
Mnk yes, the rain is lovely and warm. Minnie, I think I'll take one of my sou'westers off...
http://www.thegoonshow.net/scripts_show.asp?title=s05e03_the_dreaded_batter_pudding_hurler_of_bexhill
If these guys breathe methane, do they fart oxygen?
Dunno about the image in that picture, but at the weekend I saw a REAL scorpion in a bottle of vodka.
I gave it a miss...
To hide the blue corkscrew trail from the slug...
you mean like this?
http://www.unilever.co.uk/brands/foodbrands/Flora.aspx
When it does blow up, he could then sue someone.
Never mind instantaneous, it doesn't look like it's gonna go round corners! Turning circle of what, I wonder?
He liked PIGEONS.
Who likes flying tree rats?
Bah.
Cool vid tho.
Me too. I spent a few seconds wondering exactly what the slogan "Herpes without capes" meant! Also, that is NOT what I would call a server...
Yes, but can it run Lin.... Oh, never mind.
Actually, I didnt think it was that bad...
Water, plant life, mussels, microwave energy. Soup anyone?
Ooh, I found it. It's on this post.
Do I get a house point?
"Leave her alone you bitch!"
Well I'm holding out for a handheld laser pointer version, in green of course.
Will if come with a heavy duty mains lead, or a BIG box of AA cells?
Food has got to be safer too. None of that pongy kimchi stuff that they are going to provide for the Korean 'nauts - just good old boiled beef & carrots for our chaps...
The clangers http://www.clangers.co.uk/ ate that one, they will eat this one too...
Sergeant: "Private - zap that damn commie over there with our mind control laser, and turn him into a capitalist!"
Private: "Yes, sah!"
BDZZZTTTTT
Private: "Opps, wrong laser..."
Must remember not to put table salt on my chips...
Hmmm chips....
"...we would purchase a thin client PC from Dell which includes a nice warranty should any of those on-board features fail."
Hmmm: "Dell", "nice warranty". Not often you hear those words in the same sentence.
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
PS - don't blame me, it was these guys: http://www.ahajokes.com/sample.html.
May I be the first to welcome, etc...
Ah, but I heard a rumour that someone is working on a -$10 laptop, powered by hot air....
Was that UK or US gallons?