Hearing Voices? Could Be the Lasers
An anonymous reader sends us to Wired for a piece about some declassified Pentagon research from 1998 that has been revealed in a freedom-of-information filing. Apparently the Pentagon has investigated lasers that put voices in your head, among other non-lethal technologies such as microwave heating. The report suggests the techniques could be useful for controlling crowds or in negotiations. There is no context for the research or any indication whether it has continued, although the microwave heating bit sounds rather like the Active Denial System we have discussed recently.
Kent: Is that you God?
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See, the tinfoil hats REALLY DO WORK against the orbital mind control lasers ...
"Flame away, I wear asbestos underwear"
Torture isn't a reliable means to obtain information. I know...I have a great idea... Lets make them crazy.
Thanks to my tinfoil hat.
what's the frequency, Kenneth?
The report explained several types of non-lethal laser applications, including microwave hearing, disrupted neural control, and microwave heating.
I am guessing after a few seconds of having your head microwaved, the only voices you hear will be your own screams.
We should use this awesome technologie to help guide ill people.
Especially Paranoid Schizophrenics.
We can send them reassuring messages, like "you are not alone. we are there to get you (help)"
or warn them of imminent dangers, like which bus drivers hate them.
I knew I wasn't crazy.
Take off every 'sig' for great justice.
Wasn't there a billboard in NYC that worked in a similar fashion just a few months ago?
read about it on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_auditory_effect
Valis, anyone?
Redrum! Redrum!
"I drank what?" -Socrates
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." -Mark Twain
"What's that, you say? Getting a little hot in here? We'll get you a cool glass of water... but first, let's finish negotiating the terms of your unconditional surrender."
Damn.. back when I had decided to investigate this, voices in my head kept telling me that it was a wild goose chase!
My work here is dung.
television broadcasts, microwave ovens, mobile phones, wireless LAN, Bluetooth, GPS and Two-Way Radios such as FRS and GMRS Radios. So I mean all of these can be randomly (or on purpose) interacting with the fluid inside your cochlea to make you hear things that aren't there throughout the day. Most of it probably gets filtered out as noise, but theres gotta be a couple of times each year each of us hears something that wasn't there due to this stuff. I still say its worth it, but damn thats weird.
PHILIP K DICK WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG now we just have to wait for the pentagon to admit that we are living in the roman empire and that it's 79 AD
Yep, that wouldn't be the strangest thing DOD has done.
I, for one, welcome our new light-based overlords.
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http://www.raven1.net/v2succes.htm
Does this mean I get to leave the Nut House and go home?
Oh wait, my home is the Nut House, but I'm out of tin foil.
If I cover my roof with tin foil, will the voices stop?
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Don't lase me, bro!
when something inside me kept telling me to have sex with him!
Why negotiate? The article indicated the effects could be psychologically devastating. If that is true just use bullets. If you want them alive use a tazer or bean bags.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
You could be on the mark here. I mean; it takes one to make one, no? ;-)
Nope.
It's gonna be a polished silver helmet!
There is an obvious application for this technology.
Laser = light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation.
In the article they talk about using microwaves.
As far as I know there in no way to make a coherent beam of RF energy.
Or can it be done using a dipole aerial array like they use for radar?
It's still not light anyway.
see http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/10/AR2007011001399.html
you know, economically speaking it is inevitable these things will be researched, like chemical weapons (some of which turn you gay in the foxhole), pentagon contingency plans for aliens showing up and cheating with electronic voting. too much upside to ignore the possibility, or too ominous to not aggressively understand.
it does sound like an interesting line of research, no?
The article is garbled (as usual) but none of the stuff discussed involves lasers.
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They can use this in conjunction with the "gay bomb" (hormone tweaker) they were working on. Now voices can say, "It's okay, don't feel guilty. He's cute, go for it!".
Table-ized A.I.
"lasers that put voices in your head"
yeah, that will come REAL useful during a negotiation with a crazy person.
I love PKD as much as the next guy, but I think you're date where we are in terms of Roman Imperialism is on. To the extent of the status of our political system, look to the Reign of Sulla, a demagogue who confiscated all of the property of thousands of wealthy Romans (and killed them), and used the money to support social programs (gladiatorial games and bread, not to mention outfitting Sulla's house). This rhetoric seems similar to some of today's politics, especially with John Edwards, Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee. They all advocate punishing the rich and using the money on entitlements (Huckabee is more subtle, since he also happens to be in the party with higher-income voters). The weakness here is using the power of the mob to gain power for yourself. Once this happens, democracy will fail as leaders put their own pursuit of power above the good of the country. Forcing equality and happiness on everyone only destroys the ability of a nation to innovate. If there is any societal reason for our decline in intellectual capital, its that theres a huge government safety net that says "We're sorry textile workers who lose their jobs because they must get paid by law 100 times more than someone in Thailand, you shouldn't make an effort to learn new skills, the government will make sure you never have to know anything new after you turn 16." That's all ridiculous remember, having freedom means having the freedom to fail, the freedom to screw up your life, the freedom to be unsuccessful. Remember the lessons from Brave New World
As I recall, putting annoying sound - bad music? - directly into the brain was used to control the wrongful in Childhood's End.
Pathological kinda promises Path + Logical - but instead, you get stuck with pathetic.
"Clippy followed me home from the office! Make it shut up, aaarrrrrrggghh!"
Table-ized A.I.
I could of sworn I read about this in a Popular Mechanics/Science. I remember an article about a guy that made this exact thing. It was a laser device that you could point at someones head and transmit sound directly to them, resonating off their skull perhaps and only they hear it. People were talking of crazy applications for it like personalized advertising as you walked around a shopping mall or something. Rather invasive I'd say.
"In other news, the Bavarian Illuminati today used The Pentagon to make an attack to control The Orbital Mind Control Lasers, aided by the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow. In response, the Gnomes of Zurich committed 3 Megabucks to interfere, which The Pentagon was unable to counter. The Pentagon then attempted to spend 5 Megabucks to make the attack Privileged, however The Discordian Society and Servants of Cthulhu objected, correctly, that this special ability must be asserted when first declaring the attack. The Bavarian Illuminati required a modified 7 or less to succeed in its attack, however, it rolled an eleven, automatically failing. On its next turn, Servants of Cthulhu successfully attacked to destroy the Orbital Mind Control Lasers, just for the hell of it. Joe Malik, NPR News, Washington."
I can see the fnords!
How hard would it be for some random Air Force flunky to classify a document referring to using lasers to put voices in people's heads, knowing that it would get declassified later?
And he's now off somewhere just laughing his ass off.
See Philip K. Dick's VALIS.
Shh!! Can You hear that? I think it's those frikkin' sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads!!
When I was in the military, those bastards would get right up in your face and say stuff right into your ear.
I guess it's true they're getting softer.
Yes I am!
But I think this is f*cking disgusting. How can anyone with a clear conscience develop this to control its own kind?
Oh wait, it's the DOD. They have no conscience.
I say again, this is f*cking disgusting.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Negotiate implies a discussion between 2 parties to reach a mutually beneficial agreement. I don't see any part of a laser beam sending "voices" (plural would be even worse) into somebody else's head facilitating a discussion.
Now maybe taking this whole technology away from the menacing tones of the article, which is certainly implied by "controlling crowds", there might be very beneficial applications for the deaf, hearing impaired, etc. However, "negotiate" is still a bad word to use to communicate that possibility.
Check out the MKULTRA section of the Mind Control subsection of the documents at www.theblackvault.com There are thousands of pages on things like using drugs for brainwashing and electricity to induce hypnosis.
Sorry. The laser made me do it!
You just got troll'd!
the government IS trying to control my thoughts.
in the 2000 and 2004 elections. Thought control lasers make more sense than the election results did.
It's kind of funny, but the first thing I thought of when seeing this
was the "brain phone" in ghost in the shell, whereby the persons voice can be heard inside the head
(now if we could just get it to be 2 way)
still, there's no telling what long term exposure would do
microwaved brain anyone?
Ad campaigns are already projecting voices into our heads. The technology is slightly different, but the effect is the same.
Anyone read Valis?
This reminds me about a hilarious scene in the movie "Inner Space" where Tuck Pendleton (played by Dennis Quaid) has miniaturized and now inside of Jack Putter (played by Martin Short) Tuck is trying talk by mean of special device and Jack starts to hear Tuck's voice inside of him and then screams "I'm possessed!".
The doctors says we can rule out demonic possession because demons talk through you and not to you.
well' this can happen anytime apparently. http://laugh10.com/jokes/beware-of-voices
non-lethal technologies such as microwave heating.
I think many a feline would disagree about the non-lethality of a microwave oven.
"Voice of God". Can't say anymore. Do some digging. It's slang for a real technology.
There is this guy, Rhys Paul Hovey, up in Vancouver, BC, Canada who claims to hear voices in his apartment. His theory is that some group, such as Scientology, is beaming voices at him. He claims that a few of his friends also hear these voices. He claims to have recorded them off of a metal door in his apartment.
Here are his self made videos on YT:
http://youtube.com/user/rhyspaulhovey
Plus he was seen at an Anonymous demonstration on Feb 10th. He's starts his ranting away at 43 seconds into the video clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SfzYgiKKpQ&feature=related
It's more likely either a prank by Ryhs himself, a friend of his, a neighbor he might have pissed off, an enemy of his, or - oh, could it be the case - that he really needs care, possibly with medications? Maybe he stopped taking his meds?
So now all those that hear voices have a plausible explanation what are their therapists to do?
Given the technology of sound projection, voice projection into heads with lasers, what do you do when someone claims that they are hearing voices? What do you do?
That the Pentagon has far too much money available to them. While I'm all for maintaining national security and advancing science, it sure seems these guys waste far too much money in general. Der Fuhrer Bush has submitted a $515 BILLION dollar budget for the Pentagon for 2009 - and that doesn't even address the messes he got us involved in Afghanistan and Iraq. Mind you, this is a 30% increase in military budget allocation since he took office. Let's see what pork they can come up with in the coming years!
Meanwhile, we continue to borrow and borrow and erode away at the infrastructure.
Lasers to beam voices? Pitiful.
As long as my brain doesn't go all Jiffy-pop.
Ew.
the HyperSonic Sound technology. not a laser, just highly-directed ultrasound. I read about this a few years back in some science magazine (pop sci maybe?). Not only can you point it at someone and have them be the only ones who can hear it, but if pointed at a suitable surface (glass, stone, etc), it will emit sound from that point. imagine a surround sound speaker system contained in a small box, pointing these ultrasonic beams of sound at different parts of the room. You could imagine a completely continuous distribution of sound. goodbye 7.1, hello infinity.1.
neat stuff.
here is a Forbes article from 2003 with a better description of the technology. apparently it relies on an acoustic phenomenon where two different frequencies interact, yielding two new frequencies where one is the sum of the first two and the other is the difference. it also mentions their intended applications (imagine a coke machine beaming sounds of fizzy cola into your brain as you walk by...)
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch.
With a bit of subtlety....
Just have some one with this setup to beam the 'answers' to a contestant.
Or you could go for a variation of the mechanical turk and pwn in chess tournaments.
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Hey fellas, I've got the perfect solution for all of your ambitions:
Imperius, Cruciatus, Avada Kaedavra
Control anyone (scrap those inelegant lasers), "persuade" anyone (totally legal because their life isn't threatened, right?), and of course kill anyone without a trace, just gimme 50 cen...galleons.
Oh, it's only fiction? But so are your ambitions.
Another 10 years ahead and the US won't EVER dream of world domination AGAIN.
I've got the perfect protection from their mind control lights!
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I was wondering where all these voices telling me to do evil things were coming from! ... http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/
A much more likely story as to the "gay bomb" is that some hormone researcher ran out of funds, and in desperation went for DoD money saying he could make a "gay bomb". I doubt the researcher would ever actually be able to make one, nor would there be an effective delivery system. If you can land a bomb that close upwind of them, why not just drop a couple, less expensive bombs and actually kill them instead of just disabling them for a little while?
US Patent 4,877,027
Issue date: Oct 31, 1989
Inventor: Wayne B. Brunkan
Abstract
Sound is induced in the head of a person by radiating the head with microwaves in the range of 100 megahertz to 10,000 megahertz that are modulated with a particular waveform....
"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
How do you know that you have the right guy to begin with? That's where it all breaks down.
And even if you have a consistent story, I wonder if it would remain consistent under torture.
I don't suppose you have anything to prove your statements, either, do you? Something other than an episode of 24, that is.
Hmm, wasn't there some international law against torture? And won't this new form of it be exactly as painful and devastating as the older ones? Shouldn't they, like, NOT be investigating this or at least not be letting us know about it?
Just asking...
The GOVERNMENT has been doing MIND CONTROL experiments to induce VOICES IN THE HEAD using technology that can be combatted by TINFOIL HATS.
Maybe there really are alligators in the sewers too.
To err is human. To forgive is good system design.
And, the point of my comment, he gives in and tells them. So they go to attack the hideout. But, the terrorist mastermind was waiting for them (and it isn't their permanent hideout) and takes out the helicopter with a SAM. So even when "torture" works, you still don't know if it is deliberate misinformation. The person under torture doesn't necessarily know whether the information he is trying not to reveal is real or misinformation.
How about you shoot crowds full of microwaves (which does happen and is considered a less then lethal form of crowd control) causing burns on 90% of their skin, then put thoughts in their heads that say they like it. Perfect for any up and coming dictator/G8 meeting facilitator/WTO president!
I'm sure you'd go far with the right employers.
Here's a question: How do torturers practice their skills? How does an agency determine the best way to exact pain? A homeless test subject scooped from the streets has nothing to confess which will stop such "explorations". --Of course, information collection is just an excuse. The real reason people torment one another is to feed, so accuracy is hardly an important issue, except to keep the self-deception spinning so long as it is necessary.
In any case, there is little doubt that you will find yourself one day strapped to a table learning the other side of the coin, karma being what it is. Sadly, compassion is usually learned through direct exposure to suffering.
I suspect my words must sound like babble at the moment, but I'll wish you good luck anyway.
-FL
i knew i wasnt crazy the medication wasnt helping much!
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At least it speaks English.
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The idea of creating a focused beam of sound is not new. What the article refers to as "putting voices in people's heads" really is more like aiming an audio source at them that is so narrowly focused that only they can hear it. The science behind this has been around since the first attempts at sonar, though the technology to make practical use of it probably hasn't been around as long. I remember seeing some program on PBS about some audio company (Bose?) working on this to create speakers in cars that would direct sound to a specific seat.
Read here for a fairly simple explanation.
If there is a "brown noise", could it also be possible to have a "brown wavelength"...
From TFA, it looks like some people in the Pentagon really thought they could develop mind control RF beams. For those who didn't read it, it is about generating pulses of electromagnetic waves directionally (hence the abuse of the word "lasers") in order to make some part of the skull vibrate (to produce sound) or even to trigger neurons in some parts of the brain, mainly to cause spasms and unconsciousness.
I for one am afraid of the military (and police) potential for these, but I am clearly interested to see applications in the civilian market ! If one could trigger very localized parts of the brain, this could give us the feedback loop that is missing in most of the brain-to-computer interfaces made today.
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How feasible would it be for the average citizen to do this to that "MI5 Persecution" guy?
If you haven't made a developer cry, you've wasted a day.
The difference being that the movies rarely go to the extent that man really will. A former friend, passed away, who served in Vietnam described some stuff the locals would do to get the information they wanted. For all the crap we hear about in Gitmo, Gitmo has nothing on what these monsters would do. The key wasn't to do one person but use a crowd. Let the others see what was coming up. Since most information extracted could be acted on immediately they could verify what they were after.
waterboarding is for sissys was his reply when all the talk about it came on the news, what he saw people of other countries do would shock people and worse it goes on to this day. One of our mutal friends is from Cambodia and the same rule applied...
torture isn't always about getting information, it works very well in cowing many of elements in society who would otherwise try to stop a government, over the long term it eventually turns against the governmetn but some have lasted generations by this fear method
* Winners compare their achievements to their goals, losers compare theirs to that of others.
And I am always leery when they claim it's "non-lethal". A so-called "non-lethal" gun killed a woman after a ball game in Boston not all that long ago.
Some may criticize my Libertarian stance, but this is a good reason why I am. I am against any government that promotes oppression and torture. It is a sign that the government has grown too large and too powerful, and stands poised to strip us of what few remaining freedoms we have left by these "modern technologies."
Well, we can either site around and let it happen, or we can take action -- assuming it's not too late already.
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The summary mentions "microwave heating". The article refers to microwave hearing.
I don't think a conventional microwave oven is something that the Pentagon would have in a top secret document.
See that man over there? The one with glasses which is pointing you with that strange device? Well, you should know he's rich, he's exactly your type, he's sensitive just to the level you want a man to be and in the showers everybody calls him "Everest". You know you want him.
This brings up new forms of rick-rolling, never before thought to be possible! You thought you were safe from it by not getting on the computer? HAHA, that's rich!
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will it remove voices from your head??
If Big Media is the Harvester of Eyes, does that make Apple an arms dealer?
Sounds like an updated version of the air loom