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  1. Re:Need something more exciting...like...GOLF... on Microsoft Makes Push To Get Back Into E-Sports · · Score: 1

    What was the thing about suckers, birth rates and minutes?

  2. Re:Need something more exciting...like...GOLF... on Microsoft Makes Push To Get Back Into E-Sports · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming the same idiots who watch Kim Kartrashian ... they can't find any meaning in their own life so they watch someone else's artificial life.

    Your ideas are intriguing. I would like to subscribe to your magazine...

  3. Re:Need something more exciting...like...GOLF... on Microsoft Makes Push To Get Back Into E-Sports · · Score: 1

    That means an awful lot coming from some pathetic little AC.

    I'm hurt (hurt I say!)

    No, seriously, that shivering isn't laughter. I promise!

  4. Need something more exciting...like...GOLF... on Microsoft Makes Push To Get Back Into E-Sports · · Score: -1, Troll

    Seriously. eSports, if you sexed it up a bit, might ALMOST be in the same ballpark as watching paint dry or lawn growth...as a blind person.

    Who REALLY gives a shit about this? And why are we tolerating such mental defectives in the human gene pool?

  5. Re:Dear Microsoft on In Windows 10, Ad-Free Solitaire Will Cost You $10 -- Every Year · · Score: 1

    I run Linux on several of my machines. But several of my work machines pretty much REQUIRE WinTendo.

  6. Dear Microsoft on In Windows 10, Ad-Free Solitaire Will Cost You $10 -- Every Year · · Score: 1

    Fuck yourself in the ass with a rusty, flaming chainsaw set on "puree" while castrating yourself with a spoon coated in heavily salted vinegar.

  7. Thread on this on the [H]ardOCP forums on Ask Slashdot: Can You Disable Windows 10's Privacy-Invading Features? · · Score: 1

    http://hardforum.com/showthrea...

    Lots of good tips for chopping out the crap.

  8. Re:Thick? on Astronauts' Skin Gets Thinner In Space, Scientists Say · · Score: 1

    No, Bart Sibrel is just a generally offensive cock-bag. Decking his ass is reflexive and as natural as breathing.

  9. How often? Depends on device. on Ask Slashdot: How Often Do You Update Your OS? · · Score: 1

    On my phone? Whenever my provider pushes an update.
    On my computer? Only when my current OS isn't doing something I need it to do.

  10. Re:No... Its a smoking gun. on IT Workers Training Their Foreign Replacements 'Troubling,' Says White House · · Score: 1

    I'll say this. I'm from the state that exported him, so he'd stop pestering people here and spread his attentions around (kinda like Arkansas did with Clinton).

    I stand behind my statement.

  11. Re:No... Its a smoking gun. on IT Workers Training Their Foreign Replacements 'Troubling,' Says White House · · Score: 1

    I really really really want Obama to not be an idiot

    HAH! TOO LATE!

    Why should he be any different than any other president sitting in office in the last 45 years?

  12. Re:In Soviet Russia on Citizenfour Director Sues To Find Out Why She Was Detained Every Time She Flew · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, USA is starting to be redefined as "Unswervingly Socialist America".

  13. So...The future is a bunch of crap java apps? on Future Microsoft Devices Will Take Cues From the Surface Tablet · · Score: 0

    Kill me now...

  14. Re:The Struggle on Is the Amazon-Led Economic Boom Wrecking Seattle? · · Score: 1

    First, you provide evidence that every instance of a non-gay physically attacking a gay is rooted in the person BEING gay.

    Until then, fuck off.

  15. Re:No, it *IS* about getting more seats in a plane on Simple Geometry = More Seats In an Airline · · Score: 1

    Trust me. If they thought they could get away with it, they would.

  16. No, it *IS* about getting more seats in a plane. on Simple Geometry = More Seats In an Airline · · Score: 4, Informative

    It isn't about getting more seats in a plane

    Yeah. Yeah it is. This is why you have seating arrangements designed for the average hypermetabolic midget ectomorph who can exhale, suck it in and hold it for the duration of the flight.

    And, if you happen to be a normal sized person or a non-ectomorph body type, or carrying any extra weight at all, said planes are sardine cans where you're expected to die of asphyxiation.

    And that's BEFORE the person in front of you reclines their seat and crushes you.

  17. Re:These asshats probably missed the part... on Australian Cops and Anti-Corruption Agencies Keen On Hacking Team Malware · · Score: 1

    Sure, because only idiots would use a tool that they KNOW compromises their own systems as well.

  18. These asshats probably missed the part... on Australian Cops and Anti-Corruption Agencies Keen On Hacking Team Malware · · Score: 1

    Where it was shown that Hacking Team's software WAS BACK DOORED!

    Stupid fucking twits.

  19. Oh wait, they're a cybercrime gang.

  20. Nah. They had the price broken FOR them already. on OCZ Toshiba Breaks 40 Cent Per GB Barrier With New Trion 100 Series SSD · · Score: 4, Informative

    Currently drives that outperform it, like the Samsung 850 Evo, match it on a cents-per-gig level.
    This sort of forces one to ask the question, who does Toshiba think it's selling to?

    Also, while people are touting Toshiba's "no hassle" warranty, my experience with Toshiba urges me to wait and see how much of a hassle it really is.

  21. Well well well! on Judge Tosses Jury's $533M Patent Verdict Against Apple, Orders New Trial · · Score: 0

    SOMEONE got a nice large donation to their re-election coffers!

  22. Wish I could offer more advice. on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Find Jobs That Offer Working From Home? · · Score: 1

    I kinda stumbled into telecommuting with my company about 6 years ago.
    We'd just replaced our phone system and the new one allowed for remote extensions.
    It started out as a day or two a week and converted into full time work-from-home with only occasional trips to the main office.
    Mostly because I proved to my employer that I could be trusted to work responsibly from home.

    And, even though I've only got a short commute to work (24 miles round trip), the amount of money I've saved in gas (about $1000 a year) and mileage (about 40K) is non-trivial.

  23. Wow. Lip service! on "We Screwed Up," Says Reddit CEO In Formal Apology · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Basically unless they rehire Taylor or Pao steps down, this is just a bunch of community knob-slobbery with no actual value behind it whatsoever.

  24. Howsabout some fucking BROWSER STABILITY? on Firefox 39 Released, Bringing Security Improvements and Social Sharing · · Score: 1

    Chat! Yay! I already HAVE apps that allow me to do that.
    Social media! Yay! I already HAVE apps that allow me to do that. And I hate the fuck out of social media to begin with!

    What I WANT is a rock-solid fucking browser again goddammit!

    All these stupid, hacked-on "features" that nobody uses are simply contributing to a browsing experience that's almost as stable as Chuck Manson on a bad acid trip!

    You want to make a social media application? GO AHEAD! Stop fucking up a perfectly acceptable browser in the chase to do so!

    IE blows (we're going to bend over and....)
    Chrome blows for the opposite reason (we're going to protect you from yourself!)

    And the more Mozilla deviates from Firefox = Web Browser, the more Firefox blows.

  25. Re:It's the end of the world as we know it! on North America Runs Out of IPv4 Addresses · · Score: 1

    Question: Why does "every other odd thing" have to have a public address?

    NAT!