If you can't make it in America, the easiet place in the world to live and work, you deserve to starve. Period. You are unfit and need to be plucked out of the gene pool.
You know, the other day I came over to your mom's house. She seemed lonely so we started talking. The next thing I knew we wound up in your mom's bed! Holy shit that woman is a supah-freak! Not only did she gobble my choad like a fish on an earthworm, but she also - get this - takes it up the ass! That's right: your mom *begged* me to put my telescope on her brownstar.
So I did because I'm a caring ladies man. I spent a good half hour pumping her Hershey Highway. After filling up your mom's fat ass with a hot semen enema, I gave her a dirty sanchez by wiping the shit on my dick across her lip.
Later on that night she brought me to another toe-curling climax by playing my rusty trombone (that's where your mom gives me a ferociously delicious handjob while she rims me!) All in all I'd have to say your mom was on of the better lays I've had in a while. If she lost about 100 pounds it would be better, though. Good woman, your mom. She says to call me Daddy now because I'm twice the man your real father is!
Woah...someone can't tell the line between fiction and reality. Here's an early Christmas present for you, sizzlechest: The X-Files aren't real! Its all made up. So was the Matrix. You see there are people in Hollywood called "actors" who get paid to play "make believe." I suggest you seek the help of a qualified therapist or else not post to Slashdot after you hit the gravity bong.
Nothing ruins a good troll like out of control racism. Ralph Nader Jew Hater at least manages to do it just to piss people off. You just came off looking like a total ass. Please work on it.
Tell her you'll only continue to love her if she'll take it up the ass. If she won't dump her. If she will, put your telescope on the brown star while you're looking for someone better!
Consulting for several large companies, I'd always done my work on Windows. Recently however, a top online investment firm asked us to do some work using Linux. The concept of having access to source code was very appealing to us, as we'd be able to modify the kernel to meet our exacting standards which we're unable to do with Microsoft's products.
Although we met several technical challenges along the way (specifically, Linux's lack of Token Ring support and the fact that we were unable to defrag its ext2 file system), all in all the process went smoothly. Everyone was very pleased with Linux, and we were considering using it for a great deal of future internal projects.
So you can imagine our suprise when we were informed by a lawyer that we would be required to publish our source code for others to use. It was brought to our attention that Linux is copyrighted under something called the GPL, or the Gnu Protective License. Part of this license states that any changes to the kernel are to be made freely available. Unfortunately for us, this meant that the great deal of time and money we spent "touching up" Linux to work for this investment firm would now be available at no cost to our competitors.
Furthermore, after reviewing this GPL our lawyers advised us that any products compiled with GPL'ed tools - such as gcc - would also have to its source code released. This was simply unacceptable.
Although we had planned for no one outside of this company to ever use, let alone see the source code, we were now put in a difficult position. We could either give away our hard work, or come up with another solution. Although it was tought to do, there really was no option: We had to rewrite the code, from scratch, for Windows 2000.
I think the biggest thing keeping Linux from being truly competitive with Microsoft is this GPL. Its draconian requirements virtually guarentee that no business will ever be able to use it. After my experience with Linux, I won't be recommending it to any of my associates. I may reconsider if Linux switches its license to something a little more fair, such as Microsoft's "Shared Source". Until then its attempts to socialize the software market will insure it remains only a bit player.
But I don't want computing to ever leave the 70s and I don't understand why anyone else would want that either. My knowledge of arcane command line settings and flags is what makes me feel superior to the rest of the cold, cruel world.
</Average Linux User>
The lazy and degenerate 'poor' are turning productive Americans citizens into tax slaves.
I'm not sure which makes me giggle harder: the fact that you resent the impoverished for trying to survive, or that you put the word "poor" in quotes, implying that poverty is some kind of ficticious situation, a socio-economic Loch Ness monster. In either event, its clear that you're a selfish dipshit.
Actually he's probably like me: Someone who used Linux and thought it a piece of shit, so went back to MS. As far as I'm concerned, IE is a terrific browser, much better than anything else on the market. And don't get me started on what a turdfest Mozilla was. I'd rather punch myself in the dick all day than be forced to use that thing. Its almost as big of a floater as "Hey look how fucked up we made the fonts"-browser, aka Konquorer.
Finally, reading your post I can conclude that you speak with the same voice as the comic book guy from the Simpsons.
Well will you concede then that Windows in any form is not for Servers / Handhelds / etc ONLY for desktops?
While I could argue this, I won't. Instead I'll say that I'll bet you a million bucks that Windows will be ready as a Unix-replacement long before *any* flavor of *nix is ready to replace Windows on the desktop.
Using Linux as a desktop OS is like... fuck I can't even think of something to describe how awful that is. Especially when compared to OSX, the greatest OS ever created!
Why would I want to go to some backwater insecure European shithole (which is every country on that god-awful continent. We should've let Hitler have it.) when I can stay here in America - the greatest nation ever?
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Do you think there's enough of a market to support PDAs that interact with that turd of an OS? I suppose if your companies goal is to go out of business as fast as possible then making it interact with the awkward and cumbersome Linux would be a fine idea. Me, I think Linux needs to mature a great deal, get some standards and then maybe PDAs will work with them.
...that you're a fucking simp who spends too much time playing games and should go out and make some friends, and maybe meet a woman. There's more to the world than eating ramen and living in your parents basement, you eel.
I wouldn't wish Linux on a monkey, or my worst enemy. The reason it won't work on Linux is because the company wants to make money and all Linux users are cheap fuckers (I mean that in the best possible way, btw) who wouldn't pay for something if their pimple-ridden lives depended on it.
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Good lord man! What the hell is wrong with someone who goes through two rolls of TP a day?
BTW, excellent troll. Welcome to the club.
devaluate.com sure is a nest of flaming queens.
You're a fucking loon.
You know, the other day I came over to your mom's house. She seemed lonely so we started talking. The next thing I knew we wound up in your mom's bed! Holy shit that woman is a supah-freak! Not only did she gobble my choad like a fish on an earthworm, but she also - get this - takes it up the ass! That's right: your mom *begged* me to put my telescope on her brownstar.
So I did because I'm a caring ladies man. I spent a good half hour pumping her Hershey Highway. After filling up your mom's fat ass with a hot semen enema, I gave her a dirty sanchez by wiping the shit on my dick across her lip.
Later on that night she brought me to another toe-curling climax by playing my rusty trombone (that's where your mom gives me a ferociously delicious handjob while she rims me!) All in all I'd have to say your mom was on of the better lays I've had in a while. If she lost about 100 pounds it would be better, though. Good woman, your mom. She says to call me Daddy now because I'm twice the man your real father is!
Woah...someone can't tell the line between fiction and reality. Here's an early Christmas present for you, sizzlechest: The X-Files aren't real! Its all made up. So was the Matrix. You see there are people in Hollywood called "actors" who get paid to play "make believe." I suggest you seek the help of a qualified therapist or else not post to Slashdot after you hit the gravity bong.
You mean like these people. I think people like that need a bath much more than they need a microchip.
Happy Kwaanza!
Tell her you'll only continue to love her if she'll take it up the ass. If she won't dump her. If she will, put your telescope on the brown star while you're looking for someone better!
Hello,
Consulting for several large companies, I'd always done my work on Windows. Recently however, a top online investment firm asked us to do some work using Linux. The concept of having access to source code was very appealing to us, as we'd be able to modify the kernel to meet our exacting standards which we're unable to do with Microsoft's products.
Although we met several technical challenges along the way (specifically, Linux's lack of Token Ring support and the fact that we were unable to defrag its ext2 file system), all in all the process went smoothly. Everyone was very pleased with Linux, and we were considering using it for a great deal of future internal projects.
So you can imagine our suprise when we were informed by a lawyer that we would be required to publish our source code for others to use. It was brought to our attention that Linux is copyrighted under something called the GPL, or the Gnu Protective License. Part of this license states that any changes to the kernel are to be made freely available. Unfortunately for us, this meant that the great deal of time and money we spent "touching up" Linux to work for this investment firm would now be available at no cost to our competitors.
Furthermore, after reviewing this GPL our lawyers advised us that any products compiled with GPL'ed tools - such as gcc - would also have to its source code released. This was simply unacceptable.
Although we had planned for no one outside of this company to ever use, let alone see the source code, we were now put in a difficult position. We could either give away our hard work, or come up with another solution. Although it was tought to do, there really was no option: We had to rewrite the code, from scratch, for Windows 2000.
I think the biggest thing keeping Linux from being truly competitive with Microsoft is this GPL. Its draconian requirements virtually guarentee that no business will ever be able to use it. After my experience with Linux, I won't be recommending it to any of my associates. I may reconsider if Linux switches its license to something a little more fair, such as Microsoft's "Shared Source". Until then its attempts to socialize the software market will insure it remains only a bit player.
Thank you for your time.
But I don't want computing to ever leave the 70s and I don't understand why anyone else would want that either. My knowledge of arcane command line settings and flags is what makes me feel superior to the rest of the cold, cruel world.
</Average Linux User>
I'm not sure which makes me giggle harder: the fact that you resent the impoverished for trying to survive, or that you put the word "poor" in quotes, implying that poverty is some kind of ficticious situation, a socio-economic Loch Ness monster. In either event, its clear that you're a selfish dipshit.
Happy Kwaanza!
I'm suprised you listen to the Cure. I would've pictured you as a Georgia Satellites fan, myself.
Being the best Russian Sci-Fi author is not unlike being the rap king of Wyoming.
Actually he's probably like me: Someone who used Linux and thought it a piece of shit, so went back to MS. As far as I'm concerned, IE is a terrific browser, much better than anything else on the market. And don't get me started on what a turdfest Mozilla was. I'd rather punch myself in the dick all day than be forced to use that thing. Its almost as big of a floater as "Hey look how fucked up we made the fonts"-browser, aka Konquorer.
Finally, reading your post I can conclude that you speak with the same voice as the comic book guy from the Simpsons.
Welcome to the club! Your smoking jacket and club ring are here.
While I could argue this, I won't. Instead I'll say that I'll bet you a million bucks that Windows will be ready as a Unix-replacement long before *any* flavor of *nix is ready to replace Windows on the desktop.
Using Linux as a desktop OS is like ... fuck I can't even think of something to describe how awful that is. Especially when compared to OSX, the greatest OS ever created!
Laptop.
Why would I want to go to some backwater insecure European shithole (which is every country on that god-awful continent. We should've let Hitler have it.) when I can stay here in America - the greatest nation ever?
Do you think there's enough of a market to support PDAs that interact with that turd of an OS? I suppose if your companies goal is to go out of business as fast as possible then making it interact with the awkward and cumbersome Linux would be a fine idea. Me, I think Linux needs to mature a great deal, get some standards and then maybe PDAs will work with them.
...that you're a fucking simp who spends too much time playing games and should go out and make some friends, and maybe meet a woman. There's more to the world than eating ramen and living in your parents basement, you eel.
My buttplug runs BeOS!! My sphincter purrs like a happy kitten now.
I wouldn't wish Linux on a monkey, or my worst enemy. The reason it won't work on Linux is because the company wants to make money and all Linux users are cheap fuckers (I mean that in the best possible way, btw) who wouldn't pay for something if their pimple-ridden lives depended on it.
I have two replies to this. Please take your pick.
1) Its no more an oxymoron than Linux security. That thing has more holes in it than Jon Katz's Afghan story.
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2) Haha! You went for the cheap MS dis and got modded down, turd burglar!!
You seem to know a lot about panda sex. Do you induldge in the forbidden love with these gentle forest creatures as do I?