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  1. Re:God Bless You Guv'nor! on PNG Group Unconcerned About Apple's Patent · · Score: -1

    Well mysterious stranger, I reckon I owe you a huge favor. If you want, you should come find me and collect. I can usually be found Friday nights in the men's room of San Francisco's best leather bar, Daddys. I'll be the one wearing the black leather Nazi SS uniform, with my arm greased up to the elbow. I call myself the Tower of Power. Normally I'm a top, but for you I'll switch.

  2. Woohoo! on PNG Group Unconcerned About Apple's Patent · · Score: -1

    Hey that worked! Except my desktop image is the goatse.cx guy and I can't change it. :(

  3. God Bless You Guv'nor! on PNG Group Unconcerned About Apple's Patent · · Score: -1

    Now this is truly some News for Nerds. In fact this is about the most useful thing I've seen on Slashdot. If I had a mod point, I'd give it to you.

  4. Egg Troll Needs a Windows XP Volume License Key on PNG Group Unconcerned About Apple's Patent · · Score: -1

    Can anyone here help me out? I'm a Slashdot reader so naturally I expect my software for free!!

  5. EGG TROLL NEEDS YOUR HELP!! on Microsoft Would Settle For The Children · · Score: -1

    Anyone have a Volume License key for Windows XP? That'll show those MS bastards!!

  6. Windows XP Volume License? on Message from Kabul · · Score: -1

    Anyone got one for Egg Troll?

  7. Troll! on Geek Gift Ideas 2001 · · Score: -1

    Yes, clearly this article was a troll. It failed to tie into Linux at all. Please mod down to -1 and then IP ban him. That'll teach him not to mention Linux in a post!

  8. I can see it now! on Geek Gift Ideas 2001 · · Score: -1
    I want the Slashdot boardgame, with carry on tote for easy traveling.


    "You have landed on Jon Katz. Go directly to posting a flame. Do not collect karma."

  9. Sunken Kursk! on Geek Gift Ideas 2001 · · Score: -1

    Sunken Kursk wherever you are, you are missed. I hope you haven't run into any more problems with your torpedo tubes.

  10. MOD PARENT UP PLEASE on Geek Gift Ideas 2001 · · Score: -1

    This is so true. Why is this a troll? Speaking the truth is never a troll. Its like saying such truths as the English have bad teeth, the German's are into some twisted porn, and the Canadians are lying backstabbing thieves. ITS MIGHT BE PAINFUL TO HEAR, BUT ITS NOT A TROLL IF ITS TRUE!!

  11. Hahaha! on Bush Wants an Unhackable Private Network · · Score: -1

    I love how the 4th post can be modded down as redundant!

  12. Re:God Don't Use Open Source for This!! on Bush Wants an Unhackable Private Network · · Score: -1

    What really amazes me are Slashbots who think Linux is just peachy. I think I'd rather have to nibble the dingleberries off Ron Jeremy's taint than to have to use Linux again. Christ on a crutch that's a shitty OS.

  13. God Don't Use Open Source for This!! on Bush Wants an Unhackable Private Network · · Score: -1

    Using *nix would be tolerable as long as it came from Sun. Using Apple would be even better. As long as its not that turd called Linux.

  14. Bzzzzt! Thanks for playing! on Concept PC 2001 · · Score: -1
    For you folks who don't remember the PCjr was popular in the mid 80's


    Wrong! The PCjr was sold in the early 80s, but it was never popular.

  15. If this had been an Open Source product... on Concept PC 2001 · · Score: -1

    If this product had been Open Sourced, it would've been made of unfinished plywood ("If you don't like the case, you can sand it yourself!"), had an unlevel base that made it constantly wobble like a drunken Irishman and probably caught fire (but only because the varnish company won't release its formula so a suitable flame retartand could've been designed.)

    However, since this isn't an Open Source product its a work of art.

  16. A Goth Joke on C# From a Java Developer's Perspective · · Score: -1

    Q: A goth guy and a goth girl are walking down the street, all dressed in black. How do you tell which is the girl?

    A: The fat one!!

  17. Re:Gasp! on Motherboard Preview From Comdex · · Score: -1

    Excellent! You'll find it to be a stable, robust OS with much more "real" software available for it than with other, free OSes.

  18. Gasp! on Motherboard Preview From Comdex · · Score: -1

    What? Hypocracy on the part of a Slashdot editor? This is clearly a first! However, I'm glad to see that Taco has finally realized that Windows is clearly superior to any shitty "free" OS.

  19. We Have That on Museum Of Broken Packets · · Score: -1

    Its right here.

  20. Another Excellent Product from Microsoft!! on Another Xbox Anatomy Lesson · · Score: -1

    Once again MS has proven itself to be the superior manufacturer of computer products. Its fantastic Xbox, much like Windows XP, is far superior to anything currently on the market. Had this been some shitty Linux-based console, it not only would sell awfully, but the few products that *did* sell wouldn't work. To quote Triumph: "Linux is a marvellous OS...for me to poop on!"

  21. Wang Jimbo? on Email Trial In China Begins · · Score: -1

    Jesus Christ, talk about a ready-made porn star name! Oh wait, he's Asian. Nevermind.

  22. Nice Troll on Douglas Adams' Last Book · · Score: -1
    Its clear by your posting that your knowledge of the nuclear reactor process is about as thin as a Sudanese infant. Having worked at a fast breeder reactor, I could rebut your posting line but line, but it is clear that you are nothing more than a common troll. Attempting to claim that Chernobyl was caused by a "faulty design" is not only a fallacy, but more pro-nuclear propoganda that will only lead to an atomic holocaust.

    I suppose next you'll be telling me that 3 Mile Island was caused by evil gnomes, or some such. I thank god that the nuclear explosion at that plant didn't detonate with as much force as it could have. Better to have kept it into the dozen kiloton range than the megaton it could've been.

    If you want to troll, please do it elsewhere. Slashdot is a place for serious discussion.

  23. Re:Internet -- WRONG!!! on Libraries Asked To Destroy Reports, Databases · · Score: -1

    Its like watching two angry monkeys fighting, each with a stiff little boner.

  24. HAND on Douglas Adams' Last Book · · Score: -1

    yhbt. yhl. hand.

  25. His Name on Libraries Asked To Destroy Reports, Databases · · Score: -1

    His name was Jon Katz. He ran MiniLove, I seem to recall.