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  1. Re:Nokia? Checkout the SE P800 on New Nokia Phones With Full Color And MMS · · Score: 1

    that's great! where can I buy one?

  2. Re:"Acclaimed" writer Kevin J. Anderson? on The Legends Of Dune - Volume 1: The Butlerian Jihad · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    well, no one would be bashing him if he stuck to writing Star Wars crap, but this is DUNE we're talking about here. Show the book some fucking respect rather than just milking a franchise for cash.

    Shameless fuckers should try doing something NEW for a living.

  3. Re:Taxes on EU Studies Linux Migration · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sweden had a well known and long running policy of eugenics (gulp!). Did you think they were all tall, blond and good looking by ACCIDENT?

    DISCLAIMER: I've been to Sweden and I loved the forests, people (women!) fishing, sailing, food... everything really.

  4. Re:Best hookers in Amsterdam? on EU Studies Linux Migration · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    just find the bank of the nearest canal

    and walk straight ahead

  5. Re:I know they did, .. on EU Studies Linux Migration · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...and then sacked the new accountant he hired because she complained that the accounts were a total shambles...

    Neil Kinnock gets paid 3x as much as Tony Blair!

    I'm no Blairite, but some mistake there, surely?

  6. Re:Games of the past on The Future of PC Gaming · · Score: 1

    it scrolled about as much as Impossible Mission did...

  7. Re:The RIAA is doing better than I thought on Gartner Survey: Consumers Don't Want Crippled CDs · · Score: 1

    I must sayat this point that the USA WAS ACTUALLY invented before the motor car. I still don't understand Jaywalking - does it make it legal to run someone over? What the hell is the point of this law?

  8. Re:Revolutionize? on IBM Wants CPU Time To Be A Metered Utility · · Score: 1

    "Every cpu running full boar all the time"

    what the hell have pigs got to do with it?

  9. Re:Finally! A use for those silly, gold dollar coi on IBM Wants CPU Time To Be A Metered Utility · · Score: 1

    It's just you. I carry several small rectangles of plastic in my wallet each of which has an effective value (to me) of over $5000.

  10. Re:what's my motivation on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 1

    of course she is, but - IMHO - the image of our copany is better served by producing better quality work, and to do that we need to invest money strategically. I just think it's putting the cart before the horse (and I still haven't got over the #7500 they wasted on the plasma screen, either).

  11. Re:However... on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 2, Informative

    yeah, buying mail order's a real chore. I mean, apart from saving a ton of cash, you get a bigger choice too! What a drag.

  12. Re:Genuine Question (Re:Turbo?) on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 1

    I had a 386DX (66!) with a turbo switch, as far as I knew, the turbo switch was there for reasons of compatibility with the XT standard, which specified a clock speed substantially lower than my roaring fast 386. Certainly, if you unclicked the turbo button the world went into reverse. Word Perfect and Flashback could be mightily slow with no turb-o.

  13. Re:what's my motivation on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm not karma whoring, just bored and stuck in front of a computer. Surfing porn could lose me my job, so I'll stick with replying to every comment on this story until some work rolls in.

  14. Re:where the fuck is AMD? on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 1

    yeah, where the hell are they? They haven't announced a new CPU for almost a MONTH now!
    You stupid fucker.

  15. Re:eh? on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    you're right, of course. kdajad jnjfd erhwkuhwfdouf jdn jdflilwirfjwl frneli nmcslir hfd dj lsirj ifrnifler;o mfldeke kjfvn kk ijfveijf kj jdh ilsdijc jhdf ilfsijlice, don't you think?

  16. Re:what's my motivation on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 1

    funnily enough, we ALL have Aeron chairs here as our old accountant had a friend in the furniture business and we got them for £300 each. They're pretty good chairs, to be sure, but I think the money could probably have been better spent nonetheless.

  17. Re:avance? on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 1

    surely that should be:-

    a little editing of the stories wouldn't HURT

  18. Re:what's my motivation on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    tell me about it. Our RECEPTIONIST just got an 18.1 inch Sony flat panel (costing easily over £1000) while the graphics dept. are still using horrid 17inch no-name uncalibrated CRTs, the total value of ALL of which is less than the cost of the reception monitor...

  19. Re:will be expensive on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 1

    a free Gig you say? Who's playing, and which switches do I have to push?

  20. Re:3.06 MHz is over 3 times faster than a C64... on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 1

    Mghz?? What's that, Magnesium cycles?

  21. Re:Great.... on Intel Pushes Pentium 4 Past 3 GHz · · Score: 0, Redundant

    so are you going to be upgrading to this THREE POINT O SIX MILLIHERTZ processor then?

  22. Re:Been said before on 1+ GHz Commodore SX-64 Mod · · Score: 1

    quite simply it's rarity. If all of the SX-64s in existence get dremeled to death by snot-nosed kids trying to install a window kit (whatever the fuck the point of a window in a computer is) than another - albeit small - piece of computer history will disappear. Shame on this fucker - he could have just got himself an old PII 266 x86 laptop for the same kind of money and had a perfectly fine C=64 emu running on that.

  23. Re:Speculate... on Design Philosophy of the IBM PowerPC 970 · · Score: 1

    "I think Apple is trying to avoid the fiasco it had with the Sawtooth (1st gen) G4s where they just slapped a G4 onto a G3 mobo."

    that wasn't the "Sawtooth", but rather the "Yikes!" machine. And the fiasco was entirely due to Motorola not supplying Apple with the number of chips at the speeds that they'd promised. The "Yikes!" machine wasn't bad, it actually had better PCI bandwidth than the later "Sawtooth"...

  24. Re:Question on Design Philosophy of the IBM PowerPC 970 · · Score: 1

    the latest PowerMacs actually use a 167Mhz FSB, but that's still WAY too slow

  25. Re:unfotunatly Apple is going with Intel instead.. on Design Philosophy of the IBM PowerPC 970 · · Score: 1

    yeah, sure

    coz FOUR PPC 970s will be virtually free, won't they? It's not as if these chips ae gonna cost $500 each or anything...