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  1. Ok, most important questions first? on Ask William Shatner · · Score: -1, Troll

    1. Do you still wear that corset?

    2. Does your hair-hat itch under the studio lights?

    3. How did anyone ever expect us to believe that T J Hooker could have chased and caught anyone on foot?

  2. Re:I bank with Lloyds TSB ... on Add-Ons Add Up · · Score: 1

    I was unaware that Lloyds TSB were so enlightened. I've had accounts with Barclays, Midland and Natwest in the past where this was NOT the case, cash was treated just like a cheque - I ended up with Nationwide because they treated me in the same way that Lloyds seem to treat you.

  3. Re:Uh? on Add-Ons Add Up · · Score: 1

    that's bullshit and you know it - how do you explain the 2-7 day wait on CASH paid over the counter in the UK high street banks?

  4. Re:UK seems a little better. on Add-Ons Add Up · · Score: 1

    what, by Direct Debit you mean? It's down to bad experience - BT, Cellnet and my local council have all taken excess money from my account via DD in the past so I'm just not going to give these fuckers direct access to my funds anymore. I've also incurred a lovely late fee from my credit card company TWICE when sending cheques to pay my account. When you pay over the counter you get a stamped, dated RECEIPT. If you don't believe that banks try and charge a bill-paying fee just try it yourself. I no longer have any dealings with BT, but the HSBXC incident was less than a year ago so I'm sue that the policy is still the same.

  5. Re:UK seems a little better. on Add-Ons Add Up · · Score: 3, Interesting

    you seem to be living in a different UK than me. I attempted to pay my BT bill at HSBC (THEIR FUCKING BANK!) and was told I'd need to pay a £5 fee for paying my bill; I attempted to pay my MBNA bill at the Royal Bank of Scotland (THEIR FUCKING BANK!) in CASH and was informed that I'd need to pay a £20 fee and that the payment "could take up to four days" to be registered on my account; I attempted to pay another credit card account £500 in cash over the counter at a nationwide branch only to be refused because "we don't have the facilities to deal with large amounts of cash at this branch". What?? A bank that can't deal with money? Fuck them all, I now bank with smile - and they haven't tried to fuck me over YET.

  6. Re:With 3Ghz I get---Perception & FPS (OT) on Intel Releases "Fastest Chip Ever" · · Score: 1

    that's all very interesting, but if your TFT display is running at 60Hz, you REALLY ARE wasting anything above that. My CRT display runs at 100Hz, so it seems sensible to assume that 100Hz+ is a good aim point for performance for me. In practice I know that my favoured flight-sim (X-Plane) is just fine at anything above 25fps. So turn frame sync on and stop worrying about going from 200fps to 300fps, it's just completely meaningless.

  7. Re:Yeah, on Intel Releases "Fastest Chip Ever" · · Score: 2

    you really should seriously think about getting a life

  8. Re:why I already hate filmgimp on Film Gimp · · Score: 1

    animation will continuously improve?? Why the fuck is Treasure Planet so crappily animated compared to Pinocchio then?

  9. Re:dragons layer 3d? on Dragon's Lair on X-box · · Score: 2, Insightful

    well as someone who's played he original, C=64, Amiga and MacOS ports I can assure you that the REAL Dragon's Lair was one of the most pointless, uninvolving and overhyped games in history. If you've ever played one of those late '80's CDi games (Alone in the Dark?) you've already been there and done that 1000x better. Tis new 3D version looks like a run of the mill 3D platformer - so think inferior Jack & Daxter and that probably covers it.

  10. Re:Mac OS 7.5.3 on Hard Drive of the Future: Ram Drive · · Score: 1

    maybe you could get a paper round and save up a couple of hundred for a 21st century computer...

  11. Re:Good for Mozilla on Hard Drive of the Future: Ram Drive · · Score: 1

    my thoughts exactly. I had a Mac with a Platypus BOOTABLE ram drive in it over 5 years ago.

  12. Re:I find Mac OS X slow on Is Mac OS X Slow? · · Score: 1

    would you like to come up to my room and listen to the Black Beauty theme tune?

    just a thought

  13. Re:Is It Safe? [apologies to Dustin Hoffmann] on Landshark · · Score: 2

    you've obviously never taken a ride on a TGV, Thalys or Eurostar train

  14. Re:Sendo on Sendo Can't Get Microsoft Source; Ditches Windows · · Score: 5, Funny

    What the hell is "Google" and why should I care that this website that no one has heard of can "search the web" for information?

  15. Re:OH NO NOT SENDO! on Sendo Can't Get Microsoft Source; Ditches Windows · · Score: 1

    eh?

  16. woo-hoo! on Sendo Can't Get Microsoft Source; Ditches Windows · · Score: 0

    i love it when a plan falls apart!

  17. Re:Very Idealistic on Operating Systems Are Irrelevant · · Score: 1

    > Switzerland big luxury, Canada SUV

    I've heard that it sometimes snows in Switzerland too

  18. Re:It's expensive, but .... on Apple Gives Laptops Speed Bumps · · Score: 1

    no-one cares

    sorry

  19. Re:This bites on BMG Stops Producing CDs · · Score: 1

    you flatter us indeed! We have always been in awe of your Nixon and Kissinger.

    Fully fledged humanitarians both.

  20. Re:It's expensive, but .... on Apple Gives Laptops Speed Bumps · · Score: 2, Informative

    "So why not buy a cheaper PC (yes, even with Windows thrown in) and install OsX over the top?"

    because that would be impossible?

  21. Re:This bites on BMG Stops Producing CDs · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How can you claim that Americans speak English?

  22. Re:Answer on Regionless DVD Players for Mac OS X? · · Score: 1

    (Score:+1, Sad but True)

  23. Re:Wow, that's stupid on Microsoft takes on PDF · · Score: 1

    the SECOND time!!

    holy fucking crap!

  24. Re:Sorry boys on Microsoft takes on PDF · · Score: 1, Troll

    .pdf is a major ballache? how about fucking .doc? take the irritation of .pdf (with it's FREELY downlaodable cross-platform reading client) and multiply by a fucking million with .doc and it's $400 Mac and Win only MS Office shitbag client.

    Fuck Microsoft

  25. Re:Nokia interfaces on New Nokia Phones With Full Color And MMS · · Score: 1

    I must confess that I think Ericsson's got Nokia beat on the UI, but my T-39m DEFINITELY just doesn't lock onto the mast as tenaciously as my girlfriends 8950.