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  1. Re:It's going to blow on New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker's' Movie · · Score: 0

    Which one? If you mean Chris Barrie then yeah, maybe - though he does uptight much better than he does relaxed, and Ford's a pretty relaxed character. If you mean Danny John-Jules then who knows? If you mean Craig Charles, then fuck off! He's a talentless coke-snorting egomaniac rapist.

  2. Re:Narrator on New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker's' Movie · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    no fucking way - that fat prick is eking out an existence doing ads for loansharks on cable TV

  3. Re:The Garth Jennings Fan Club on New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker's' Movie · · Score: 1, Informative

    The radio series came first, dimwit

  4. Re:Sam Rockwell... on New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker's' Movie · · Score: 0, Troll

    everything that Robin Williams touches turns to shit - he's like King Midas in reverse

  5. Re:Eeek! Which will it be? on New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker's' Movie · · Score: 1

    But Zaphod always had a transatlantic accent!

    What are you on about?

  6. Burn Hollywood Burn on New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker's' Movie · · Score: 3, Insightful


    another American atrocity this way comes

  7. Re:Correction... on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 0

    "Can you list the other countries that refused to ratify Kyoto or are you only interested in bashing the U.S"

    Er, is there ANY point in other countries ratifying Kyoto if the biggest CO2 producer in the world doesn't bother?

    One American SUV equals a hell of a lot of Thai tuk-tuks.

  8. Re:Correction... on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ahh hyperlinks, that last refuge of the imbecile.

  9. Re:The first step to empire on Brine on Mars? · · Score: 0

    He who controls the spice controls the universe!

  10. Re:Stoopid pundits on Rob Enderle Announces Death of Bluetooth · · Score: 0

    Windows doesn't work well either, but I can't see that dying anytime soon.

    Except in my dreams, of course.

  11. Re:They do this every week... on Rob Enderle Announces Death of Bluetooth · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I killed God with a logic bomb.

  12. Re:Well... on Rob Enderle Announces Death of Bluetooth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll tell you what happens when I get home - as soon as my BT capable phone (a Nokia 8910) gets within range of my computer, I'm logged back in automagically. I'm able to use my Palm Tungsten T2 to remotely control my computer from anywhere in the house; my music pauses when the phone rings; I can search for and start playing a movie from my HD from my Palm; control audio volume; find pictures from my photo album etc etc etc.

    If you want an inkling of what BT can do, get yourself a Mac, a new Sony Ericsson phone and Salling Clicker. It's like living i9n the future, man.

  13. Re:STF up. on Rob Enderle Announces Death of Bluetooth · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It was your understanding?

    Glad you know absolutelky fuck-all about the subject, then. Obviously al of those MILLIONS of mobile phone users who rely on BT everyday are nothing compared to what you "understand".

    Parent is as insightful as a dog's fart.

  14. Re:Cynicism :-) on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 1

    No, it's men who engage in anal sex with other men that are homos. I thought pretty much everytone knew that?

  15. Re:almost impossible? on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 1

    Try Starka, it's much better than that screenwash you're drinking.

  16. Re:GL Wine on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 1

    What are you doing drinking a claret after only 3 years?

  17. Re:kilobit or kilobyte? on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1

    obviously - why do you think I posted, dimwit?

  18. Re:Oh, come on! on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1

    $150 million, IIRC

  19. Re:what am I missing? on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1

    but we're NOT talking Gigabytes, as he used a lowercase 'b'.

  20. Re:kilobit or kilobyte? on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1

    MY result isn't short, as I don't suffer from an inability to distinguish between uppercase and lowercase 'b's.

    b=bit
    B=byte

  21. Re:On Apple's behalf... on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1

    100gb=71days?

    100 000 000Kb @ 128Kb/s = 781250/60/60/24 = 9.04days

  22. Re:Where's McGiver? on Digital Oscars Awarded · · Score: 1

    I remember him doing some radio triangulation to find something - it was hilarious.

  23. Re:Great Quote from the Article on Arthur C. Clarke Talks With The Onion · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    An amazing conclusion you jumped to there - can you show your logical working?

  24. Re:It is a shame on Digital Oscars Awarded · · Score: 1

    props?

    why would it need props, is it about to collapse?

    do you ever think about the crap that you say and write or do you just repeat the things you here on TV and read on the web?

  25. Re:Where's McGiver? on Digital Oscars Awarded · · Score: 1

    except that it was all bollocks, of course