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New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker's' Movie
Kathleen writes "I was listening to the old Hitchiker's radio plays, and feeling nostalgic, I decide to check out how the movie version was going along. Well, they've filled out some important parts, Zaphod and Marvin have been cast. Zaphod is played by Sam Rockwell who's most recently been in Matchstick Men and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Marvin is being played by Warwick Davis (Who was Willow Ufgood in Willow). Slartibartfast will be played by Bill Nighy. This news is a little distressing, since I was under the impression that Stephen Moore would still be handling the voice of Marvin."
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Please let this one be better than the last one. well, the little video game battle section was pretty good, I guess.
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Who is playing the Vogons? I vote for Jim Carrey, but that might be too graphic for most people. I mean, I can't handle him reading normal lines. What will Vogon poetry sound like in the mouth of the child of satan himself?
SAILING MISHAP
I can only hope they have a compotent narrator, a good percentage of the jokes in the book/radio show are from the narration of book passages and exposition.
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I, for one, welcome the return of our old Vogon overlords.
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How far will they have to pare down the book to make a three hour (or so) movie?
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There once was a robot from Sirius
His lust for my gold was quite serious
He let out a cry
As I punctured his eye
Now he's depressed and delirious!
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I'm Thrilled!
This means that one of my favorite stories will feature one of my favorite Televsion personalities!
Bill Nighy the Science Guy will be in HHGTG!
Wow. What's that? Nye? Not Nighy?
Sam Rockwell seems like a particularly good choice for Mr. Beeblebrox. I just wonder who will get the tap to be Mr. Prefect.
And why not cast Darl as a Vogon?
-- "For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong." -- HL Mencken
Movies never live up to the books, I predict critics will give this a SIX * NINE out of a hundred rating.
another American atrocity this way comes
That was classic intercourse!
This explains soooo much! He wasn't a paranoid android, he was just self-conscious about his height! Really, there needs to be a support group for midget robots.
Wait, no, that's not politically correct! What is the PC term for those like Marvin?
"Little Androids?"
"Dwarfbots?"
"Vertically Challenged Metallic Artificial Persons?"
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You mean Warwick Davis won't be up for the next season of The Littlest Groom.
Son of a bitch.
Until Slashdot fixes the funny modifier, use insightful or interesting. The poster knows your intentions.
Mos Def as Ford Prefect?
I know they are going to ruin it now. It's going to flop and everyone is going to talk about how much the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sucks without knowing the triumph of the original radio, television and book series.
In the original radio, TV and book series, Ford Prefect was an alien who tried to assume a hipster personality circa 1978. I guess the choice of Mos Def is supposed to have a hipster character that is appropriate to 2004. But all you HHGTTG fans and I know that this is going to wind up being the HHGTTG meets Men In Black. I'll bet it will have some funky hip-hop soundtrack as well. Sorry, but to me, this is like a parody of a parody within a parody. It's like Saturday Night Live doing Masterpiece Theater with Nelly as host. HOw disappointing.
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Great choice for Arthur Dent. He's from The Office. Anyone else seen that - it seems like a /. show. It's like Office Space with more bite.
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Zaphod is played by Sam Rockwell
Is he going to feign an English accent, pretend to be Scottish or just forget the origins of the book and use his native Californian accent?
Odds are on the last one I think.
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...is probably better know to the Slashdot crowd as the "extra/red-shirt/6th crew member" in "Galaxy Quest". He also played the main villian in the first "Charlie's Angels" movie, and is actually slowly moving up the Hollywood chain of success. I think this is a good choice, though certainly others could work as well. (for example, I think Robin Williams could do that part well).
"Pinky, you've left the lens cap of your mind on again." - P&TB
"I can see my house from here!" - ST:
Mos Def is playing Ford Prefect.
"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals."
I know it's been decided but I can't help that Rowan Atkinson would be a great Ford Prefect... there's just something not quite right about his nose...
Almost as bad as Vogon poetry.
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Sooner or later, people are going to whine about Garth Jennings, a complete film n00b, being entrusted with everybody's most beloved franchise: Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy. This is inevitable.
Then the Garth Jennings Fan club will speak up about how he's really such a wonderful music video director and how ignorant slobs who would dare to diss him should shut up. This is also inevitable.
I'd like to say two things however...
First, to the Garth Jennings Fan club, when was the last time you heard the phrase: "That flick was like a two-hour MTV music video!" used in a complimentary fashion?
Second, to the anti-Garth Jennings camp, could it possibly be any worse than a low budget 1980's BBC TV production?
Personally, I don't expect a film that is going to come even close to the books. Not from Garth Jennings at least. (It'd be hit or miss with the best directors out there!) However, the material is so damned funny that Jennings have to be a total moron to render 2 hours of Douglas Adams goodness completely unwatchable! I actually sorta liked the BBC TV series, believe it or not.
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I thought Sam Rockwell did an incredible job in Charlie's Angels.
[Spoiler]For an action movie about watching beautiful women, he was great transforming from innocent victim to evil mastermind.[/Spoiler]
- It was the first (and still only) time I had seen him act, and I wondered how he did so well if it was his first production, but IMDB shows an impressive resume starting in 1988. I think he will do great with Zaphod's completely-strange-but-said-naturally lines.
I spend my life entertaining my brain.
OK, so does this mean that we're getting a Marvin of small statue and squeaky voice? I do hope not. In the pevious discussion I made some snide remarks about the studios changing Marvin into a C3-PO like character. Maybe I didn't go far enough with my cynicisum, they maybe making him into a cross between R2-D2 and an Ewok. (eek! :-))
I can see that the producers might be one of the first against the wall when the revolution comes. (After the board of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, of course.)
Agrajag: "Oh no, not again!"
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Bill Nighy The Slartibartfast Guy?
Since it's not a BBC production, it stands a chance of having production values above that of a 2nd grade art class.
-- You see, there would be these conclusions that you could jump to
He's perfect for the part. He even managed to be funny in the Ali G movie.
Alright, kiddies.. am I the only one who's kept their head here?
Kathleen, you cite NO sources in this - just links to the actors' pages on IMDB.com.
What gives? We're now posting news articles with no sources at all? Let me rummage around for my bullshit flag.
Not that you /.ers can be trusted to actually read a page BEFORE commenting on it, but IMDB.com does add this note to projects that are still in the planning stages (like HhGTTG):
Note: Since this project is categorized as being in production, the data is subject to change or could be removed completely.
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Wait a minute. That second single quote be escaped.
New Cast Information For 'Hitchhiker\'s' Movie
Because it mentions rappers, who are for the most part black, as well as Roots, and the casting of white people in said movie. It is therefore quite obviously racist, and the moderators are trying to ease their guilty consciences by down-modding something which, although they don't have a problem with, might be seen as objectionable by the easily excitable thereby ameliorating any latent guilt they may have.
Still, if he gets to wear Dr. Theopolis as bling...
But with these clothes it's not seen
To it I will write
An ode full of spite
As a leprechaun, I'm most obscene
A finitely improbable clover
Of these I am no lo-ver
But even look at me gold
And a grudge I will hold
And for you, it will all be over
The size of a planet, my brain
For me gold, I'll cut you in twain
And then you'll be dead
The last thought in your head
Will be "Oh no, not again."
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He's the title designer for "Da Ali G Show" for chrissake. I do not believe that the delicate sarchasm in Adams' work can be trusted to a music video director who designed the titles for a reasonably good TV show.
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In both the radio show and the BBC TV Series, what made the jokes work was the voice characterization and acting. Without a good director at the helm who has a letter perfect sense of comic timing and voice characterization necessary to pull off the sarchasm, this movie will fail. My vote would have been to use a Disney cartoon director taking on live action for the first time if they wanted to save money.
Of course, I was the one that poopoo'ed the idea of Peter Jackson doing LOTR, so who the Hell am I to comment?
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Am I the only one who pictured Marvin as being as tall as the other humanoid characters? Well, as tall as them if he was always slouched over? The comic book adapation of HHGTG had his look pretty spot on, in my opinion. Were did this Ewok stuff come from?
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Sam Rockwell is Zaphod...
Who plays the other head???
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We have to get used to change, even the released version of the original Radio Plays is different from the actual broadcasts.
"You robot can humm like Pink Floyd" seems to have disappeared...
I would like to see C3PO playing Marvin, a maniacally depressed coward of robot ...
...what if the human attacks me? opens up my brain? Awww if only R2D2 were here !!"
Tricia: "Marvin will you go and bring the hitchhikers to the bridge?"
C3PO : "Me with a brain the size of a planet. And she wants me to bring a human to the bridge. Hey, waitaminnit
He is almost what I picture on my head from the book, maybe a bit tall. Mos Def is a radical departure from my vision but I have faith (that they'll screw this up.)
I am sorry that you cannot get past the stereotypes you were brought up with. As for the rest of us, we live in a colorblind society. Moving on, what is wrong with casting an all white cast for Roots? People do things like that all the time to show a story from a different perspective. Is it racist to portray the Civil War from a black perspective? Almost all the movies you see about it are from a white perspective, and while they do contain scenes of slavery, it is merely a glimpse. What about that Malcom X movie? That was obviously from a black perspective, but nobody complained about it being racist (even though there are quite a few lines racist towards whites in the movie!).
I guess it really is like that old saying: When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nigger.
YHBT. YHL. HAND.
I just don't think an American production can do the quirky English thing. They will target their audience with a wide net, and neuter this thing till the focus groups sing. It will be a pale vision of its original incarnations, homogenized and strip mall-ed for an American audience, and rasta-fied by 10%. It will no longer appeal to geeks and lose the only audience that may have embraced it.
...I want him out of the movie ASAP. How about a close-up of him dying when the Earth explodes? Any amount of pain, trauma, blood and gore would be acceptable.
Or goddamn.... if they plan to make the full triology, I want him as captain of the B ark, no less.
Kjella
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cmon ...its another planet ... there cud be blues or greens ... so whats wrong with black?
Cuntpunching Popefelcher?!!!
I think I have a new phrase to add to my linguistic repertoire.
May I recommend Monkey masterbator or perhaps Badger buggerer to be adopted by you, as you appear not to have included them in your list.
Any other humourous two worded swears with such joyous phrasing as Cuntpunching Popefelcher, would be heartily, and warmly welcomed.
Fuckshitting flannelpisser!
The cuntpunching popefelcher is mine, though. It can be licensed for $1 dollar an instance. My army of lawyers will be watching for unlicensed usage.
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2 Man on the Moon
(possibly 3 Cable Guy)
Reasons to hate jim carey:
Everything else he has ever done.
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Note that Nighy is NOT confirmed for Slarti. Note that Warwick as the body of Marvin means nothing about his voice. And Moore has NOT been cast as the voice. Mos Def is the most controversial choice, but let's not write him off as Ford just cos nobody expected a black guy in the role before.
It really doesn't matter who plays whom. What's more worrying is that Adams' script is being rewritten. HHGTTG is probably the finest comedy written thus far in human history and the idea that somebody could do better than DNA is tantamount to heresy.
The main reason the film has never been made is that Adams was never happy with what Hollywod was offering. Do we really thing he'd be happy with some droid scriptwriter massacring his work?
If The Powers That Be didn't like DNA's script, they don't deserve to benefit from it.
Alright, Jim Carrey plays a minor role in the film, but the part he plays he is amazing for and the movie is a work of art. It was a low budget movie from the early 90s and it is hillarious! Definitely check it out if you ever get the chance.
Before you criticize, it might be worthwhile to know what you're talking about. I can't believe you just equated Mos Def with Nelly. That's a lot like equating the Beatles with N'sync.
In case you cared, Mos Def, unlike many self-styled "MCs," is a real artist, a poet who started off in spoken word venues like the Brooklyn Moon. Unlike the commercialized hip-hop spewed by Clear Channel radio stations targeted at white suburbanites to reinforce their stereotypes of people of color, Mos Def actually has a positive message for the urban counterculture, rooted in the Civil Rights Movement, and the struggle of people of color everywhere to attain equality.
I have a feeling that Mos Def and Douglas Adams would have had a lot to talk about. After all tHHGttG saga talks a lot about the disgusting excesses of capitalism and the rampant insanity of corporate culture (see Magrathea and the collapse of the Galactic Stock Market, the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation, Hotblack Desiato being dead for "tax purposes," the awesome satire in the sequence involving the Golgafrinchans, and the fact that the enemy in the final book is an evil corporation), the way the powers-that-be and the media manipulate the masses (remember, anyone you actually meet is the product of a deranged imagination, the fact that most everything is "somebody else's problem" makes it possible to create a good stealth device, and there's the irony when the tourism industry's campaign in Ursa Minor Beta backfires when they state that "when you are tired of Ursa Minor Beta, you are tired of life," and then there's the message in front of tHHttG which advises "Don't Panic!") and then there's the whole idea of revisionist history and the desecration of ancient sites all in the name of progress and profit (as in the story of the Cathedral of Chalesm, the poet who was bought out by the pen company and who had to plagiarize his own work in order to get them written, and more obviously the destruction of Earth in order to make way for a hyperspace bypass), the pointless destruction wrought by war (see the Silastic Armor fiends of Striterax, and the Krikkiters after them, and then those guys who fought wars just because they saw strange things in the sky, and ended up killing mostly the peaceful forest people in the middle), the evil of racism (again, the Krikkiters) and the fact that the people who want to have power shouldn't be allowed to have power (wonderfully lampooned by the description of the guy who actually runs the universe)
I think Mos Def would make a great Ford Prefect.
Maybe I'm a little too close to this particular issue . . . but isn't it a little unfair to hate on Warwick Davis because of Jedi? I mean, until Jar Jar^H^H^H^H The Pod Race^H^H^H^H^H Episode One came along, I hated the Ewoks more than any other part of Star Wars, (even though I was in the target demographic) but it's not his fault the Ewoks were so lame.
I'm all for hating on Lucas, but Warwick Davis was playing a role that, at the time, would have been a very big deal. Remember how aniticipated Jedi was?
I'm sure even the most patriotic of American slashdot readers will agree with me that the Englishness of the piece should be retained, and Arthur Dent not moved to New York state etc. etc. That said, I am mindful of the fact I said similar things about High Fidelity and was shown to be completely wrong.
No wonder we just continously get bloody awful films all the time. It seems obvious just from the choice of the main two actors that the characters will not be the same. If you change the characters then basically everything has to change, the dialogue, what people do, how people react. you can't just bolt in entirely different people and expect it to work. but they do. and that's why so many films are pants. and tv shows that cross either way across the atlantic and are remade tend not to work, somebody tampers with what makes it work - the characters. no wonder they waited till after he died....
black people!! run!
jesus christ. grow up.
I'm a huge fan of Douglas Adams and have read all his works, but i'm not really very excited about this movie. The radio series was great and so were the books sure, but the TV series was a flop, and this movie has been in the works for so long its really a joke. If they were making the entire series into movies i'd be much more excited but i've already seen the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in every form of media except movie. what i'd really like to see is a movie based on his either his dirk djectly charactor or one of his books about him "dirk djently's slightly holistic detective agency" or "the long dark tea time of the soul" I think they're at least as good as any of the hitchhikers books, and much more easily adaptable to movie form. The main problem of course is how little sense they tend to make, but i'm sure details could be ironed out
Good luck in hell.
It's obvious - if you come from near Betelgeuse - a red giant - your planet's going to have lost a lot of atmosphere in the expansion phase - so it's logical that you'll be black, to minimise the effects of UV exposure.
As a white Brit, I have absolutely no exception to a black guy playing Ford, just so long as he makes him seem like the same sort of shallow arse he was originally.
In fact, so long as the guy can act the part, it doesn't matter what colour he is, so long as he's humanoid.
oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
We need an animated version to the tune of the original radio broadcast.
They could easily do Beeblebrox's two heads that way.
-metric
Without any research into what music will be used in the reincarnation of HGTTG, I will have to vote for the original scoring.
The original music for moments when the Guide was speaking are imprinted into my brain and shall never be replaced.
I fear that in an effort to reach a "new, technical, and increasingly eye-candy based" audience, they will subvert classic harmonies into new age parodies.
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Hmmm,
Does anyone remember if the radio cast was the same as the TV series of Hitchikers... ?
My oldee VCR copy miss out all names unfortunately.
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Roots had Levar Burton
Malcolm X had Avery Brooks
Do I see a trend here?
Adam West needs to rest his voice for when they resume production of Family Guy.... he gets some of the best lines.
Like when Spielburg crapped up the movie A.I. after Kubrick died. Remember when the aliens/earthlings/a.i. in the future (whatever they were) find the frozen A.I. boy, and they're standing around him discussing what to do? It would have been sufficient to let this long sequence play out without explanation so the audience can wonder at and speculate what's taking place. Instead, Spielburg subtitled the fscking thing. At least I'm assuming he did that. 2001 didn't include scene ruining subtitles of Dave's thoughts while he was experiencing his encounter with the monolith for pete's sake.
Or look at Saving Private Ryan when they find the wrong Ryan and tell him his brothers are dead and he freaks out and then they realize it's the wrong guy. That crass crappification has Spielburg written all over it - I bet he wrote it into the script. Anyway he's not directing Hitchhiker is he? Good. So what am I rambling about...
When I was first listening to the radio programs, I pictured Marvin as beinng made of something like cast-iron, covered with heat sinks, limping, and possibly leaking oil.
After reading the first book, I figured was shiney chromed plastic, but pretty badly scuffed up.
I can never picture hime as a small cute R2D2.
Are you saying "Ni!" to that Anonymous Coward? Oh, what sad times are these, when passing ruffians can say "Ni!", and even shrubbers are not safe in their trade...
anonymous coward, you are anonymous hero in my eyes.
Most excelent. He isn't hansom ( which Zaprod isn't supposed to be) , he has a weird face , he can play a madman ( Green Mile) , he can also play the cool guy ( Charlies Angels ). He is a very good choice.. The movie is still gonna suck ass though.
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After all, they did cast the guy from "Leprechaun in the hood."
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It's been a month or more now so I don't remember where I originally found this picture from, but it's apparently the idea they have in mind for Marvin. I've uploaded it to my own webspace: http://jglonek.mystdrag.com/files/marvin.gif Also, just because Warwick Davis is acting as Marvin why do people (especially the original poster) think that he will do Marvin's voice too? I highly doubt he will.
Wow pointing out your cousin is kinda black really lets you off the hook. Nice backpedalling there slick.
On the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (2005) page they have more casting.
Ford Perfect, Arthor, and Trillian are all listed.
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His picture on imdb.com looks a lot like Mark Wing-Davey.
Bruce Campbell as...Zaphod.
Not to nitpick.:)
You are not the customer.
Check out the 'Executive Producer' credit on imdb
That would be quite a trick!
Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur (anything said in Latin sounds important)
Man on the moon is a stanard cinematic biopic of an eccentric comedian. If there was ever a a man who needed a gonzo off the wall biopic, it was Andy Kaufman, but Man on the Moon stuck to the facts, aside from the opening.
Carrey did a good job, but it was like watching a really good Elvis impersonator. Like Andy Kaufman...
John Hurt has one of the best voices of all time. For proof of his narration brilliance, check out Dogville.
here's a snippit, I doubt anyone can place this piece... heh...
title: "On the daft"
'Hardy', says Jip Bottomless, 'Have you sworn to the daft?'
'Of course moose', saible Hippy Shambles 'eye boat the kindness of dislodging the lives and diapers of follow hungells!'
'Follow hungells! They bar exemptifies. They bar Confusilistic Picks!', yellops Jip Bottomless, 'I thunk the arly defisition we Ameranians shook may obble one. Obble Abbly, Naibly, Air Faible, or Maible.'
'Wax the diversifixion between Ameranians & Raxations? Deer all hungells! Nobble bumby should have two sworn to the daft. Nobble bumby should hax in dislodging the lives and diapers of follow hungells!!'
'Well we have to seed the armble vase glowing, because they harble more nookly-hobble-boobs then we. Besides they slopped dapped our arlycopter from the spies, so we have to venge of gettance!' exlamps Jip Bottomless.
'Venging gettance won't proud anyhomble' says Hippy Shambles, 'and remuddle what Ghumby says, 'an eyesore for an eyesore mabbles the hip hungell vase blind.'
When casting the narrator for the Radio Series, Douglas Adams said he wanted someone with a "Peter Jones-y" voice. (As I understand, Peter Jones is/was a rather well known anchor on the BBC news -- think Tom Brokaw). They tried lots of people and weren't happy with any... until they got Peter Jones himself. Can't do much better than that.
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And what exactly do you mean by underground hip-hop? Do you even listen to hip-hop? Do you have any friends who are hip-hop artists (obviously, not necessarily signed by a record label or anything like that)? While granted, Mos Def is more recognizable than many other talented underground artists, are you seriously spitting out the line that since an artist is popular, he must have sold out? Have you even listened to the lyrics on his last album "Black on Both Sides"? He isn't exactly pandering to the white suburbanites, nor is he glorifying the essentialized violence and materialism that defines commercial hip-hop. Seriously, when's the last time you saw Mos Def make a rap video? When's the last time you even heard him played on the radio? Frankly, I think you're just dissin' on hip-hop, and whether it's a racial thing or a cultural thing doesn't matter. But, to paraphrase Robert Heinlein, never attribute to malice what can be attributed to ignorance and stupidity, I suppose.
On the other hand, you're probably right about the studios gutting the book. Such is life.
There are no words for the joy that courses within me.
Actors are absolutely the worst things in the world, and there are none worse than Stephen Moore. Of course, Warwick Davis is even worse than that. His very presence gives me a pain on all the diodes down my left side.
I suppose it's to be expected, what with my brain the size of a planet and everyone being so dreadfully stupid. I suppose an excrutiatingly bad representation of Marvin is as inevitable as the rest of the unspeakably dreary monotony that is my life. Life! Don't talk to me about life. I'm not getting you down, am I? Because I'd hate to think that I was getting you down.
Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
Of course he's dead now, but before he died he read almost all (maybe all) of his books for "books on tape" recordings.
If I heard someone with a thick, deep voice as the narrator, it just wouldn't seem right. The narrator for the radio show, books on tape, and miniseries was always a higher baritone voice (like what most men have).
Mod me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
I think Tim Curry would make a good narrator. He's no stranger to voice acting, either, as he did the voice for the Gabriel Knight games series (not including the lackluster second-installment).... and he's British!
But Maaa! Everyone else has a
Who cares about Trillian? I want to know who's going to play Eccentrica Gallumbits the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon IV.
Eccentrica Gallumbits
ps: A google image search gives some interesting results...
henry -- the human evolution news relay
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Just watch him in 'Coupling' and you'll see he's perfect for Arthur...
...and the proof is the HHGG. I can't wait until they announce that Ronald McDonald's going to be in the damn thing.
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would be like? I've ran through this a couple of times in my mind and it brought a smile to my face.
If you get modded down for a first post... What do you get for a last post?
personally i never really imagined anyone aside from arthur with an english accent.
I thought somehow that Zaphod was a black guy.
Anybody else thought so to, or is my mind boggling..??
There has been conflict to the rumor that the Hollwood reporter's suggested Arthur is 'The Office's' Martin Freeman. Has anyone heard anything more on this?
Has anyone else ever noticed how similar Mos Def and Danny John-Jules look? I mean I swear, stick some fangs, new hair, and some crazy looking duds on Mos Def and he'd be a SHOE IN for Cat from Red Dwarf!
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"OK, what's the pitch?"
"Well, these alien Vogons destroy Earth so this English guy chases them across the Galaxy, destroys the Universe in revenge, and then learns the ultimate meaning of everything from some mice."
"I like it - but we have to make some changes...
Let's change Ford Prefect to Ford Pinto, Arthur Dent to Art Bump, Vogons to Russians (with English accents, the mice to Santa Claus, and the answer to the ultimate question is a big hug. Then the kid says, 'I love you Daddy'. Now that's a movie!"
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I just noticed that the production team is Hammer and Tongs who have an interesting track record in advertising and music video.
They strike me as the kind of people who are going to have some kind of sympathy with H2G2's pedigree.
This I greatly hate.
Come on. If you want a comptuer for a narrator there's only one person I can think of that really sounds like a Narrator.
What if it is just turtles all the way down?
You're cracked. Bruce is obviously Zaphod!
What if it is just turtles all the way down?
I never realied it until you mentioned it, but Jeff Daniels would be a PERFECT Zaphod. I though Bruce Campbel upthread, and he'd do really well, but transfer some of that 'Dude' into Zaphod and it'd be Movie Gold! Two heads drinking white russians, oh yes, this would be too good!
What if it is just turtles all the way down?
Doh, wrong actor. BRIDGES, I meant Bridges!
What if it is just turtles all the way down?
Cultural elitism in the context of hip-hop is a little ridiculous. To quote Mos himself:
While I agree that the examples you cited are good examples of the kind of tripe that Hollywood churns out, I think it is possible to come out wit h a movie that doesn't compromise the book too much. A faithful rendition is simply impossible given the great differences between the two media. But I think you can come decently close. Like "The Lord of the Rings," for example. Obviously, there are a lot of liberties taken with the book, usually to its detriment, but, the fact of the matter is that LotR actually became a decent, watchable movie that didn't make me want to throw up too much. I think to ask more than that is unrealistic. Not to say that you're wrong about the studios more likely screwing up tHHGttG though.
Someone on the IMDB message board suggested Johnny Depp for Zaphod. Having seen "Pirates of the Caribbean", I think Depp could perfectly portray Zaphod's traits: self-absorbed, charismatic, reckless, and daring.
"Give a man a fish and he will ask for tartar sauce and French fries!"
The director has never directed (or meaningfully worked on) a feature-length movie. He's a music video director. Maybe his "beginner's mind" will allow him to interpret the H2G2 story in this new movie medium better than it was interpreted in the arduous BBC TV series. Or maybe this will be another big-budget Hollywood cash-in on the H2G2 brand franchise. The movie project's appearance so soon after the enabling death of Douglas Adams bodes ill for any "integrity", but Adams seemed like a procrastinator who, once in control of his deadlines, pushed them back until they were just puns. Forget the movie - where's the mechanime?
I'll take Anal Bum Cover for 400. ...
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That's "An Album Cover"
I'll take The Rapists for 400.
That's "Therapists"