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Abstract
This memo describes a protocol suite which supports an infinite number of monkeys that sit at an infinite number of typewriters in order to determine when they have either produced the entire works of William Shakespeare or a good television show. The suite includes communications and control protocols for monkeys and the organizations that interact with them.
I would save yourself and the church some time and aggrevation by just keeping an image of the freshly installed hard drive and instructions on how to re-image the computer handy.
Today I am a man.
I can hit the following jokes first!!!!
Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of these??
I for one would like to welcome our new iPod overlords!!
Here are some priceless quotations from emails by Bill Gates regarding DRDOS:
"DOS being fairly cloned has had a dramatic impact on our pricing for DOS. I wonder if we would have it around 30-40% higher if it wasn't cloned. I bet we would!" (August 6, 1989)
"I doubt they [Digital Research] will be able to clone Windows. It is very difficult to do technically, we have made it a moving target and we have some visual copyright and patent protection. I believe people underestimate the impact DR-DOS has had on us in terms of pricing." (May 18, 1989)
For a considerably more indepth analysis of the DRDOS question from the Caldera lawsuit checkout:
http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/network/2000/02/07/schulman.html
What originally annoyed me about the parent post about DRDOS was the "AARD" code that was present in the beta versions of Windows 3.1. Schulman wrote a book called Undocumented DOS 2 which went into great depth to expose this seemingly unnecessary code in WIN.COM.
Here is a link that has an article:
http://www.ddj.com/documents/s=1030/ddj9309d/
There are a lot of examples of Microsoft abuse but DRDOS is one of the most obvious that exist in recent memory, IMO.
You will never!!
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You will NEVER stop SPAM in all it's spicey hammed goodness!!!!
Nobody think that an open bar here and an "I'm sorry" there will stop Microsoft from continuing to target the school systems.
They are vicious, ruthless and come at you over and over again from different directions each time until your tired and will do anything to just make them go away.
Be ever vigilent.
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I wonder what the perks are for this position?
Do they supply the propeller hats or are you reimbursed?
Do you get to pick your color pocket protector or are you issued the standard rainbow colored one?
The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS)
Status of this Memo
This memo provides information for the Internet community. It does not specify an Internet standard of any kind. Distribution of this memo is unlimited.
Copyright Notice
Copyright (C) The Internet Society (2000). All Rights Reserved.
Abstract
This memo describes a protocol suite which supports an infinite number of monkeys that sit at an infinite number of typewriters in order to determine when they have either produced the entire works of William Shakespeare or a good television show. The suite includes communications and control protocols for monkeys and the organizations that interact with them.
http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc2795.txt/
I for one welcome our new robot overlords!
I would save yourself and the church some time and aggrevation by just keeping an image of the freshly installed hard drive and instructions on how to re-image the computer handy.
Today I am a man. I can hit the following jokes first!!!! Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of these?? I for one would like to welcome our new iPod overlords!!
I'm colorblind you insensitive clod!!
I, for one, welcome our new IFPI Overlords!
Here are some priceless quotations from emails by Bill Gates regarding DRDOS:
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"DOS being fairly cloned has had a dramatic impact on our pricing for DOS. I wonder if we would have it around 30-40% higher if it wasn't cloned. I bet we would!" (August 6, 1989)
"I doubt they [Digital Research] will be able to clone Windows. It is very difficult to do technically, we have made it a moving target and we have some visual copyright and patent protection. I believe people underestimate the impact DR-DOS has had on us in terms of pricing." (May 18, 1989)
For a considerably more indepth analysis of the DRDOS question from the Caldera lawsuit checkout: http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/a/network/2000/02/0
What originally annoyed me about the parent post about DRDOS was the "AARD" code that was present in the beta versions of Windows 3.1. Schulman wrote a book called Undocumented DOS 2 which went into great depth to expose this seemingly unnecessary code in WIN.COM.
Here is a link that has an article: http://www.ddj.com/documents/s=1030/ddj9309d/
There are a lot of examples of Microsoft abuse but DRDOS is one of the most obvious that exist in recent memory, IMO.
You will NEVER stop SPAM in all it's spicey hammed goodness!!!!
muhahahahahahahaha muhahahahahahahah
...engineered cat they are going to have to create to be able to play with that ball of "yarn".
...Beowulf Journal.
...and still have to pay those outrageous prices at the Quickimart! Thank you. Come again!
Meterosexual or heterosexual I don't know, but he used the gay spelling for "wonderful"... (obligatory "Not that there is anything wrong with that")
Nobody think that an open bar here and an "I'm sorry" there will stop Microsoft from continuing to target the school systems.
They are vicious, ruthless and come at you over and over again from different directions each time until your tired and will do anything to just make them go away. Be ever vigilent.