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Linus on Linux in 1994

Vrallis writes "Ten years ago this month, Linux Journal christened their maiden issue with an interview with Linus Torvalds. It is definitely worth the read, and worth some reflection on just how far Linux has come in the last decade."

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  1. Funny quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "In 10 years, there will be a linux oriented website capable of taking down the server this interview is hosted on."

    1. Re:Funny quote by Phisbut · · Score: 1

      You just need to be very... very... very... patient...

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    2. Re:Funny quote by bsharitt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or subscribe and read it before everyone else.

    3. Re:Funny quote by Thud457 · · Score: 1, Funny
      "Or subscribe and read it before everyone else."

      WTF is wrong with you?!!!
      If I was a subscriber, I'd be getting first post, not RTGDA!

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    4. Re:Funny quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is of upmost importance that I inform you, dear reader, that the above quote has been fabricated.

    5. Re:Funny quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never said who the quote was from, so how do you know it was fabricated?

    6. Re:Funny quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Join the Airforce [airforce.com].

      Uuuhhh.. am I missing some kind of joke here?

    7. Re:Funny quote by revividus · · Score: 5, Informative

      You may have already found this, but the article is also in the Linux Journal Archive, here: http://www.iar.unlp.edu.ar/~fede/revistas/lj/Magaz ines/LJ1/2736.html

    8. Re:Funny quote by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      10 years ago I subscribed to Linux Journal. about 5 years ago Linux Journal got so big and slick they got rid of the staple in the center. I did not re-up my 'script I prefered it back when. Bring Back my Staple!

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    9. Re:Funny quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My you're observant! Are you a detective?
      --Stewie Griffin

    10. Re:Funny quote by ChazeFroy · · Score: 0

      There are several funny typos in the interview that foreshadow today's lawsuit-happy world of Linux:

      What is your "best guess" of the number of machines ruing Linux worldwide today (Almost "ruining")

      Not all of those are active users, I'm sue (Almost "I'm sued")

      I think Linus has been playing us for the past ten years.

    11. Re:Funny quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How come slashdot never gets slashdotted?

    12. Re:Funny quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never said who the quote was from, so how do you know it was fabricated?

      Because fabricated means made or created and the quote must have been made or created by somebody.

    13. Re:Funny quote by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Or read it ten years ago.

    14. Re:Funny quote by EvilAlien · · Score: 3, Funny
      Nah, the funny stuff in the O'Reilly Appendix A relates to GNU/Hurd. There are some gems that would have me howling if I wasn't in the office...
      If you write programs for linux today, you shouldn't have too many surprises when you just recompile them for Hurd in the 21st century.

      - Linus Torvalds

      Linus = SMRT. The clock is still ticking on Hurd becoming widely useful... 22nd century maybe?
      I don't know of any free microkernel-based, portable OSes. GNU is still vaporware, and likely to remain that way for the forseeable future. Do you actually have one to recomend, or are you just toying with me? ;-)

      - Michael L. Kaufman

      That was over 10 years ago!
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    15. Re:Funny quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have any hackers created viruses aimed at bringing down Xbox Live? Since there are so many subscribers I assumed it was a target.

      I am NOT suggesting that anyone should do it... was ONLY curious if it had already been done.

  2. I'm still saving my drachmas for by slipnslidemaster · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Beowulf Journal.

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  3. how far we have come by ArmorFiend · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...and worth some reflection on just how far Linux has come in the last decade.


    Since then Linux has traveled around the sun ten times but its still in the same old place. :P
    1. Re:how far we have come by Ark42 · · Score: 1

      ... well, no, since the sun is traveling around the center of the milky way, and the milky way itself it still moving.. relative to some point in space.

    2. Re:how far we have come by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      You are standing on a planet that is constantly evolving, and revolving at 900 miles an hour...

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    3. Re:how far we have come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and I run VMS on a cluster of VAXen in my basement too...what's your point?

    4. Re:how far we have come by tanguyr · · Score: 1

      You are standing on a planet that is constantly evolving, and revolving at 900 miles an hour...
      That's orbiting at 19 miles a second, so it's reckoned,
      A sun that is the source of all our power.

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    5. Re:how far we have come by rmezzari · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Evolving? What planet is this that you speak of???

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    6. Re:how far we have come by Mr_Huber · · Score: 4, Funny

      And, of course, the Milky Way is on a collision course with the Andromeda Galaxy. And both galaxies are hurtling towards the Great Attractor in the Virgo cluster.

      So, no matter how you look at it, progress has been made towards some sort of calamity.

    7. Re:how far we have come by JCholewa · · Score: 4, Informative

      > Since then Linux has traveled around the sun ten
      > times but its still in the same old place. :P

      OT, but Linux (and Linus) has travelled nearly seventy billion kilometers in the last ten years, courtesy of Sol's orbit around the galaxy. ;)

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    8. Re:how far we have come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sun and you and me
      and all the stars that we can see
      are moving at a million miles a day

    9. Re:how far we have come by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      What, you think Sol III is the only world with Internet access!

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    10. Re:how far we have come by Puggs · · Score: 1

      Does a trip onboard the shuttle count as moving?

      NASA uses red hat on an least 1

    11. Re:how far we have come by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      OT, but given relativity, the distance Linux (and Linus) has travelled depends entirely on the reference point you choose.

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    12. Re: how far we have come by gidds · · Score: 1
      nearly seventy billion kilometers

      OT, but does anyone else find it odd that we talk of 'billion kilometres' when there's the perfectly sensible unit 'terametres' we could be using instead? (Alternatively, if you find simpler units better, doesn't 'trillion metres' qualify?) The S.I. system is designed specifically for such things!

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    13. Re: how far we have come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OT, but does anyone else find it odd that we talk of 'billion kilometres' when there's the perfectly sensible unit 'terametres' we could be using instead?

      Well I don't think that's particularly odd, since most of us are human beings who've not been anywhere else than on planet Earth. And if one uses the metric system in every day life, it will usually mean one uses meters for rooms, yards, boats and trees, and kilometers for distances between villages, countries, and so on. We've all kinds of experiences with kilometers, walking a few, driving some more, flying a lot.

      Most people don't easily scale that experience when they move to terametres. They have no perspective attached to terametres.

      (Alternatively, if you find simpler units better, doesn't 'trillion metres' qualify?) The S.I. system is designed specifically for such things!

      Yes, well, see, if you'd read and write Slashdot as scientific publications you're absolutely right.

      I guess most of us don't.

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    14. Re:how far we have come by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      I saw the movie ... I really feel sorry for the poor sods who's sun is going to be sent flying out into the middle of deep deep intergalactic space. Their commute times are really going to skyrocket, although land prices might go down.

    15. Re:how far we have come by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
      And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour

      That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
      A sun that is the source of all our power

      The sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see
      Are moving at a million miles a day

      In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
      Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way

      Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
      It's a hundred thousand light-years side to side

      It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light-years thick
      But out by us it's just three thousand light-years wide

      We're thirty thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point
      We go 'round every two hundred million years

      And our galaxy itself is one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe...

      The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
      In all of the directions it can whiz

      As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know
      Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

      So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure
      How amazingly unlikely is your birth

      And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
      'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  4. How far have we come? Ninnle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, Linus himself endorses the Ninnle kernal!

  5. I for one... by LaimGod · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I for one welcome or new Linux overlord!

    ...and for once I'm not kidding!

    1. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "overlord" reference detected. deploying killbots to your coordinates. we have warned you about this before.

  6. Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess that's what happens when you run servers on Linux, instead of stable, guaranteed solutions like Windows and Unixware

    1. Re:Slashdotted already by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Actually, in 1994, Unixware was a great solution for businesses. Linux was a playtoy for kiddies. It wasn't until last year or so that Microsoft invested in the foundering company and turned it into a vehicle to attack Linux.

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    2. Re:Slashdotted already by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Is it slashdoted because of server overload? Or is it because thier pipe is too slow. The page loaded for me but took quite a bit of time to load.

      I think if it was somethign to do with the server not crashing I would have got som error from the server?

      In this situation do you really think windows or unixware would be any better? I mean if it worked but can't get out enough info fast enough it really isn't the servers problem is it?

    3. Re:Slashdotted already by Empty+Threats · · Score: 2, Informative

      In 1994, UnixWare was a Novell product. SCO OpenServer was the high water mark for x86 UNIX at the time.

    4. Re:Slashdotted already by katarac · · Score: 1

      Yeah... I'm pretty sure it was a joke.

    5. Re:Slashdotted already by IntlHarvester · · Score: 1

      In terms of sales or technology? OpenServer was already considered a legacy OS in 1994, while UnixWare was to be the foundation for Novell's nextgen OS.

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    6. Re:Slashdotted already by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      Dude, that was already at +5 funny when you replied. Take less caffeine!

    7. Re:Slashdotted already by LuSiDe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Darl! It is you! Every click you make Every bit you take Every code you break Every ID you fake I'll be watching you...

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    8. Re:Slashdotted already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if it was somethign to do with the server not crashing I would have got som error from the server?

      I think it had something to do with you being sumdumass.

  7. The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by kompiluj · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm curious if anyone remebers the Linus - Tanenbaum: polemics.
    Of course Mach is a great idea: WIndows NT/2000, NeXT, Mac OS X, OpenDarwin, etc. but Linux is not dying...

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    1. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by Phisbut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      lol... I love your signature... but how can one post any earlier while actually having read the article? I mean... every slashdotter is loading the page during the first 5 minutes... I think I never saw those "loading arrows" in FireFox spin for so long...

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    2. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, I don't.

      How about you?

    3. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by rixstep · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't include NT/2K in the microkernel club. NT might have started that way, but the bloat code in Redmond made Cutler change his mind pretty quick.

    4. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Andrew who?

      I think the discussion of Micro-kernel versus monolithic kernel is academic at this point. Monolithic kernels have been made more flexible through the use of loadable modules. Window has shown that no matter what kernel you start with, you can still produce an unstable, insecure, and all around broken OS. If you try hard enough.

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    5. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by rm+-rf+/etc/* · · Score: 3, Informative

      None of those are really Microkernel's in the true sense though, they're pretty close to linux. The difference is that linux has a big kernel that has a lot of stuff built in and can dynamically load drivers, whereas OSX/XP have big kernels with a lot of stuff build in and can dynamically load drivers.

      Wait, that's the same thing...

      OSX specifically was based on mach, but it's really a mach microkernel with a bunch of stuff rolled into kernel space to make it faster, thus not a true mach microkernel.

    6. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by bonch · · Score: 1

      Bloat code? The bloat is the stuff on top of the kernel--the XP kernel is still an incredible piece of work. Clearly based on the VMS of old.

    7. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by iplayfast · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wouldn't know. I haven't seen the source!

    8. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by mark_lybarger · · Score: 3, Informative

      VMS and NT kernel should not be compared like this. they might be similar in design and such, but VMS is ROCK SOLID. when a production machine would very rarely go down running VMS, the DEC engineers would be onsite shortly to provide a full report. and of course, since it was one of a cluster of machines, the others would pick up the slack.

      NT kernel might have evolved its stability over the years, but certainly you cannot compare the stability of VMS to that of an NT kernel.

    9. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      those that pay the subscription can view the post before it is actually availible to the main stream.
      they can get it sometime upto 15 minute ahead i think.

    10. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by bonch · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can, because NT's kernel is rock-stable. Much of the code is from VMS. Read any interview with the old kernel developers who began NT.

      The stuff on top of the kernel is the unstable stuff. What about NT's kernel is unstable, exactly?

    11. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
      The more things change, the more things stay the same:
      As most of you know, for me MINIX is a hobby, something that I do in the evening when I get bored writing books and there are no major wars, revolutions, or senate hearings being televised live on CNN. My real job is a professor and researcher in the area of operating systems.

      - Andy Tanenbaum, "LINUX is obsolete", comp.os.minix

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    12. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Don't include NT/2K in the microkernel club. NT might have started that way, but the bloat code in Redmond made Cutler change his mind pretty quick.

      Pretty quick ? NT 4 was the first deviation away from the microkernel IIRC, and that was in 1996 - 8 years after NT started development in 1988.

      Not to mention several other OSes on that list like OS X are no more a "true" microkernel than NT is.

    13. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you've given absolutely no evidence to back up your statements...

      "The NT Kernel is full of cruft. I can't understand how it's capable of running 10 minutes without crashing."

      Now how is your quote any better than mine?

    14. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, come on now. Andrew Tanenbaum is an absolute legend, he is a fantastic educator, and his books are absolutely brilliant. He had a point in that Linux was using an old architecture, and would have been better designed as a micro-kernel. But what makes Linux shine is not its architecture, but the fact that it is GPL'd, and the fact that it has been developed in a software Bazaar as opposed to a Cathedral. It's unfortunate that Tanenbaum is now remembered by the Linux crowd by this debate - Andrew's argument was correct, but unfortunately completely missed the point of Linux (a point which wasn't obvious at the time, not even to Linus himself).

    15. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      Much of the code is from VMS

      do you have some sources on this claim? my impression was that the design was similar to the vms design because microsoft purchased quite a few dec engineers to help build their little operating system. of course, these folks applied their expertise to the subject. i've never read that they used code from VMS.

      honestly, i'm not familar with NT's kernel very much. i hear that it let video drivers, and other drivers cause the entire system to crash. thus it must have had some superior privledges when that driver code was being executed.

    16. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

      > Of course 5 years from now that will be different, but 5 years from now everyone will be running free GNU on their 200 MIPS, 64M SPARCstation-5

      Wow... I MUST be behind the times; I only have a Pentium 4... a mere 4000 MIPS, 256M Intel-compatible PC...

      *looks for parts to begin assembling a SPARCStation 5...* Dang! I know they're around here somewheres... *looks some more*

    17. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by Thomas+Charron · · Score: 1

      In many cases, they kernel itself calls code into the drivers, so when the drivers go boom, they can take kernel threads with them..

      A good example of this is with Win2k Advanced server. At one point, we had code that under NT would PURPOSLY call a Dr Watson that customers could turn on when the application crashed. Basically, you turned it on, and it used the atexit() to make a call into our stuff, and there we'd promptly assign NULL to a value, automagically causing Dr watson to kick in and give us some trace data.

      Under Win2k Advanced server, the atexit was handle, BY THE KERNEL. When it did this under that OS, it'd blue screen.

      Just an example..

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    18. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hose that pay the subscription can view the post before it is actually availible to the main stream.
      they can get it sometime upto 15 minute ahead i think.


      Yeah.

      You and another few million people have read that on the Slashdot main page for months. Guess we know it by now.

      Did *you* subscribe, by the way?

    19. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      He had a point in that Linux was using an old architecture, and would have been better designed as a micro-kernel.

      No, his point was absolutely wrong.

      If Linux had been designed as a microkernel, it would be no more useful today than GNU Hurd is. Both Linux and Hurd are GPLed Unix-like systems with what you (wrongly) call "Bazaar" development, but only one of them is important enough to be mentioned on CNN 20 times in a day.

    20. Re:The famous Linus - Tanenbaum debate by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      Window has shown that no matter what kernel you start with, you can still produce an unstable, insecure, and all around broken OS.
      Of course. And it's a 0-value argument against microkernels or for monolithic ones.
      Monolithic kernels have been made more flexible through the use of loadable modules.
      Yes, but so what? Of course not all microkernels are created equal, but a major feature of one could be that the kernel runs as many processes, protected from each other just like processes are; and, in the best case, they can be restarted when they crash and the system can continue to run. In the worst case they contain the bug to one subsystem. This in addition to features such as seperate upgradability of kernel components, and other microkernel benefits.

      Loadable modules are a pathetic kludge in comparison, the kernel runs just like it was linked statically in the first place, but it's edited to do so at runtime. If you think kernel modules gain a monolithic kernel the benefits of a microkernel, you are sadly mistaken.

      Compared to some, much older operating systems, linux is a toy OS (multics, for example). Nothing wrong with that, really, but ast@ was right when he said (in so many words) linux is a huge step backwards.

  8. Also 10 years ago today... by lacrymology.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Gates: "Linus who?"

    -m

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    1. Re:Also 10 years ago today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      10 years from now. . . . .
      Bill who?

    2. Re:Also 10 years ago today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahha, that's the stupidest joke ever. you suck

    3. Re:Also 10 years ago today... by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funny you should mention Bill Gates. 10 years ago today, Bill Gates was telling his company to get with the next big thing, which was obviously the multimedia PC equipped with a CD-ROM. He never realized that a network card would be a more useful thing.

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    4. Re:Also 10 years ago today... by Tribbin · · Score: 0

      That already has been said by the man himself:

      http://www.linuxworld.com/story/32801.htm

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    5. Re:Also 10 years ago today... by big_groo · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you have to give credit where credit is due - he didn't sell DOS to IBM. That helped make him a billionaire.

  9. Slashdotted already ... by gstoddart · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Well, I see even the Linux Journal is not immune to a slashdotting ...

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  10. Next ten years by tomcrick · · Score: 1

    I wonder what thoughts will be on Linux in 2014...

    1. Re:Next ten years by rewt66 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In 2014, the UN will declare that Linus is a treasure for the human race.

      (I think I'm kidding, but if Linux is running as much of the world's infrastructure as I think it will be in 2014, then maybe this is a realistic prediction...)

    2. Re:Next ten years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the last chapter of "Just for Fun". No more OSes?!?!

    3. Re:Next ten years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It won't matter because humanity will be enslaved by aliens.

      Hey, don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

    4. Re:Next ten years by stephenisu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Treasure? I doubt it. Linus is a great individual, and has my highest respect. But this is more than what HE accomplished. He has coordinated a great deal of it, but linux is no longer his. Linux is a community. Linus a world treasure? no. Linus is the the catalyst. The free software and open source movements were not his creation. Linus is the man that got things rolling faster. For that I thank him profusely.

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    5. Re:Next ten years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Treasure? Linux is great and has a very powerful future, but please... let's not drown in the honey.

      Buttsex

    6. Re:Next ten years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like Jesus, or Muhammed, or Buddah, or.....?

      All catalysts, and now they are all prayed to.

    7. Re:Next ten years by Stonent1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      In 2014, the UN will declare that Linus is a treasure for the human race.

      (Looking into my Crystal ball) the UN decides to vote on it, but France filibusters them and nominates their own home grown OS that only runs on terminals in phone boothes.

    8. Re:Next ten years by jmt9581 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It's definitely a matter of opinion, but I think that Linus is a treasure simply because he's an exceptional programmer who also has used his interpersonal skills to accelerate the free software movement. To quote a LinuxWorld interview with Andrew Tridgell:

      One of the most memorable parts of that evening was when my Linux NFS [Network File System] server died, to the point that the console seemed completely dead (the load of all those Doom WAD files obviously got to it). I was about to press reset when Linus stepped in and said he wanted to work out why it had crashed, so he could fix it. I then watched in complete amazement as Linus exploited a remote file truncation bug he knew about in the NFS server I was running which allowed him to peek into the proc filesystem on the apparently dead server and work out enough to find the bug. Up till then I had considered myself to be a pretty good programmer, and quite good at debugging system crashes, but that incident taught me that I would always be an also-ran who just isn't in the same league as people like Linus.

      I think that Linus's achievements definitely make him a world treasure. But that's just my opinion, and you are most certainly entitled to your own.

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    9. Re:Next ten years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like father, like son:

      Then one evening linux watched television, an event which would change its life. There it discovered professional wrestling and knew that it had found its true calling. It began to take huge doses of corticosteroids to build itself up even bigger than the biggest of the programs which had beaten it up as a child. It ate three dozen pancakes and four dozen new features for breakfast each day. As the complications of the steroids grew worse, its internal organs grew to the point where linux could no longer contain them. First the kernel grew, then the GNU/C library, then the number of daemons. Soon one of its window systems was requiring two megabytes of swap space for each open window. linux began to bulge in strange, unflattering places. But linux continued to take the drugs and its internal organs continued to grow. They grew out its ears and nostrils. They placed incredible stresses on linux's brain until it finally liquefied under pressure. Soon linux had the mass of Andre the Giant, the body of the Elephant Man, and the mind of a forgotten Jack Nicholson character.

      The worst strain was on linux's mind. Unable to assimilate all the conflicting patchworks of features it had ingested, its personality began to fragment into millions of distinct, incompatible operating systems. People would cau- tiously say "good morning linux. And who are we today?" and it would reply "Kay de Eee (KDE), or "Gnome", or "I'm Fedora, but I'll be Redhate X to-morrow." Psychiatrists labored for years to weld together the two major poles of linux's personality, "Gnome Boy", an inner-city youth from MIT, and "Katy-E", a southern transvestite who wanted a to be a woman. With each attempt, the two poles would mutate, like psychotic retroviruses, leaving their union a worthless blob of protoplasm requiring constant life support to remain compatible with its parent personalities.

    10. Re:Next ten years by RailGunner · · Score: 0, Troll
      Hey - you can't make the assumption that there will even be a France in ten years. Who knows how many times (and to who) France will have surrendered to by then?

      Remember, France is the country that planted trees along it's boulevards when it realized that Germans preferred to march in the shade....

    11. Re:Next ten years by Paladin128 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but I believe you're wrong. Part of what makes the kernel so great is Linus's personal tastes. Lots of people write code -- many of which write different implementations of the same thing. Linus ultimately still determines:

      1) What code goes into the official kernel
      2) What direction it takes

      Stuff that Linus thinks sucks or isn't ready doesn't go in. Yes, Linus deferrs much of this to his "liutennants", and yes, there are other forks of the kernel tree, but most of them try to stay in line with Linus' tree. There are no true splits that have any momentum behind them, like in the BSD's. Every other popular tree is the Linus tree +/- some patches. And Linus, even if only as a figurehead, keeps this together because of the amount of respect the community has for him. He didn't write every line of code, but he defined, and still continues to define, what Linux is.

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    12. Re:Next ten years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what thoughts will be on Linux in 2014...

      Linux will still be just a kernel and not an operating system.

      There'll be a trail of defunct distros after commercial enterprise has sucked them dry.

      Slashdotters will still be screaming how evil anything that
      doesn't agree with them is.

    13. Re:Next ten years by Nutria · · Score: 1
      Just like Jesus, or Muhammed, or Buddah, or.....?

      That's an incredibly cluessless statement.

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    14. Re:Next ten years by Nutria · · Score: 1

      s/cluessless/clueless/

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    15. Re:Next ten years by shadowmas · · Score: 1

      jesus and mohomad were kind of like "representitives" for God or whomever. Buddah was not he was more like a teacher of things that he realised himself (nature of the world/life).

  11. Summary by Burgundy+Advocate · · Score: 5, Funny
    For those who don't want to read the whole damn thing:

    "In 1994, Linux was mostly a toy OS. Really not much of anything more than a bootloader. A shell of an operating system."

    "Ten years later... well, it's basically the same thing, but it's been ported to every damn computer out there!"

    :D

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    1. Re:Summary by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Informative

      That would be because Linux IS just the kernel. Everything that runs on top of it GNU.

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    2. Re:Summary by bonch · · Score: 1

      Not *everything*--I hate the "GNU/Linux" label. :)

    3. Re:Summary by D-Cypell · · Score: 3, Funny

      That would be because Linux IS just the kernel. Everything that runs on top of it GNU.

      Hi Richard!

    4. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be because Linux IS just the kernel. Everything that runs on top of it GNU.

      Except for XFree86, KDE, Mozilla, and OpenOffice.org, i.e. 99% of what any desktop Linux user ever touches...

    5. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, but the danm toy of an operating system is used by the US to do nuclear weapons testing (and we know the US defence department has 0 budget so must use Linux as opposed to winders). It's used heavily in motion picture animation (LOTR 1,2,3, Shrek 1,2, Star Wars 2,3...), control critical pieces of equipment (Pratt & Whitney Joint strike fighter engine test stands), system control... you know, toy stuff like that.
      click on this:
      http://www.eetimes.com/sys/news/OEG20040209 S0048
      or this:
      http://www.computerworld.com/softwaretopics /os/lin ux/story/0,10801,90327,00.html
      or this:
      http://www.linuxelectrons.com/article.php?s tory=20 040216160920417
      There are (more than just a few dozen) more. Scratch you head, go ahead. There must be some reason why all these people are using Linux for their supercomputers... could it be that you get all three... good, fast _and_ cheap?

    6. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thids gui is a know trool modd down ok!!

    7. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't he mean ..... read the whole damned thing?

    8. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know too many multi-tasking bootloaders...

      You do realize why people call MS-DOS a bootloader, right? Pretty much all it does is initialize hardware and load programs.

      Unix (and Windows), on the other hand, can multi-task, network, etc.

    9. Re:Summary by jadavis · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree that there are many important components and it's hard to attribute groups without leaving many people out.

      Maybe there should be a "CREDITS" file that looks like you see at the end of a movie. Then we can have NAMES for our software rather than a list of people who we'd like to thank.

      I think it really only makes sense to name a collection of software if that's what you're talking about, and for that the distribution name makes sense. If someone wants to know what I run I say "Debian", and I might follow up by noting that it's based on Linux, GNU, and others.

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    10. Re:Summary by Thomas+Charron · · Score: 1

      *blink*

      For all the spouting, you missed what was said. *10 years ago*, it was a toy..

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    11. Re:Summary by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      Quoth the great-grandparent:
      "Ten years later... well, it's basically the same thing, but it's been ported to every damn computer out there!"

      He was therefore claiming that it was and still is a toy, which the grandparent intelligently refuted.

    12. Re:Summary by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      But "Debian" really just refers to the package management system, and the mirrors on which those packages are hosted. I find it supremely annoying when package systems like Debian and Gentoo plaster their logos and names all over my system... the fact that I used apt/dpkg to install a program does not mean I should see the Debian logo every time that program starts. I put up with it because of the supremely nice job the Debian people do of making sure everything works nicely together, even in unstable, but it's still annoying.

      My system would probably be best described with a name like Openoffice.org/Mozilla/KDE/XFree/Debian/GNU/Linux. However, most of the above names refer to optional features which are not always in use. Linux and GNU libc are in use whenever the system is functioning, so there is some argument for just calling it GNU/Linux. Personally, though, I think this is counterproductive. The FSF has better things to worry about than names, it should be lobbying software companies to open their code, and finishing Hurd, and that sort of thing.

    13. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, they all run on the GNU architecture (GNU Libraries, GNU system structure, GNU compiler).

    14. Re:Summary by jadavis · · Score: 1

      I think debian does more than just apt/dpkg. There are many package maintainers across the world that make absolutely sure that everything works well together.

      If you just take all the source code and compile it all and try to install it, what do you have? A mess. You probably couldn't compile 10% of the code before you went insane hunting for libraries and trying to handle dependencies. No matter what software you have available, even dpkg/apt.

      The point is that many people do it the hard way and make sure each package is designed to work in conjunction with every combination of packages you might have isntalled. All that is a lot of work, and debian does it. That's why another distro that just happens to use dpkg/apt still isn't as good as debian.

      That being said, I don't think they should throw their logo all over. I don't even really know what you're talking about, I mostly use mozilla, evolution, and the CLI, the most I've seen is a debian background and maybe a motd.

      By the way, is KDE 3.2 working in unstable?

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    15. Re:Summary by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      That being said, I don't think they should throw their logo all over. I don't even really know what you're talking about, I mostly use mozilla, evolution, and the CLI, the most I've seen is a debian background and maybe a motd.

      Try about:start (the default start page) or just about: in Mozilla, or the splash screen for OpenOffice.org, or the contents of the KDE K menu, among others.

      By the way, is KDE 3.2 working in unstable?

      Works fine for me.

    16. Re:Summary by McAddress · · Score: 1
      I am thirlled that for once someone actually used the term linux correctly in a post, without prefacing it with GNU.


      --RMS

  12. And indeed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it has come to pass.

  13. Heh heh by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Christening the maiden. Why does that sound so very naughty to me?

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    1. Re:Heh heh by Vrallis · · Score: 1

      Hey now, I had to come up with something a bit creative to finally get a story accepted!

  14. Linux *has* come very far by Rupan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now I wasn't around for kernel 1.x, but I certainly have extensive experience with 2.4 and now 2.6. I even used distros back in the day that were based on 2.0 and 2.2. I cannot believe how far Linux has come - just take (for example) Gnome. I used to use the console alone because the two main WMs - Gnome and KDE - were klunky and not very usable. The text rendered horribly even at higher resolutions.

    In addition, with the recently added hotplug functionality it is no longer necessary to know the exact specs for your hardware in some cases - it is automatically detected and supported.

    It still has a ways to go though. Second-generation hardware is still not supported well enough yet - for example, ACPI doesn't work properly on my A7N8X Dlx. The system randomly crashes with it enabled and generates a ton of interrupt errors.

    I am really quite impressed with the new functionality of the 2.6 series kernels. I think I'll go off and upgrade to 2.6.2 now...

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    1. Re:Linux *has* come very far by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Do it. It's worth it. My Vaio feels like a new computer.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    2. Re:Linux *has* come very far by hackstraw · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm not flame bating here, but what does Gnome have to do with Linux aside from the fact that its one of many programs that can run on Linux? From the Gnome about page, it mentions Linux twice with "or UNIX" right beside it.

      The same would go for KDE (I have KDE running on a few students' Sun workstations).

      What I think is impressive is that Linux is supported by many big vendors now like HP, IBM, Dell, SUN (wtf?), etc. I'm impressed that there are many nongeek household items that come with Linux powering them like the Tivo, Linksys wireless routers, wall mounted digital picture frames, etc. I think its impressive that the thing that I played with in my dorm room and in the physics labs at school now is my career. I'm impressed with the number of archetectures that it runs on. Currently, its alpha arm arm26 cris h8300 i386 ia64 m68k m68knommu mips parisc ppc ppc64 s390 sh sparc sparc64 um v850 x86_64. I'm impressed that when I went to the SuperComputing 2003 conference that Linux was pretty much _the_ OS to run clusters. I really think that Linux is a Good Thing(tm). It just happened, it works, and its not going anywhere.

    3. Re:Linux *has* come very far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not flame bating here, but what does Gnome have to do with Linux aside from the fact that its one of many programs that can run on Linux? From the Gnome about page, it mentions Linux twice with "or UNIX" right beside it.

      Well, for one thing, Linux 2.6.x makes Gnome fucking fly!

    4. Re:Linux *has* come very far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not for nothing, but ACPI doesnt work properly on any of my hardware under windows either. In fact, the only time I ever saw it work properly is a few months ago on a brand new out of the box Dell. As soon as I wiped the machine to avoid the usual shovelware and reinstalled XP, ACPI was once again its usual sometimes-working self. No amount of updating drivers ever seems to get it to work well.

      Though I must say that competition in the industry has really reduced the amount of junk software shipped with PC's. Reformatting + reinstalling windows is hardly even necessary anymore.

      On a seperate tangent, I dont understand why it is so difficult to just cycle down pc's into an ultra low power mode that can still do things like keep an IM or email connection open.

    5. Re:Linux *has* come very far by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      I'm not flame bating here, but what does Gnome have to do with Linux aside from the fact that its one of many programs that can run on Linux? From the Gnome about [gnome.org] page, it mentions Linux twice with "or UNIX" right beside it.

      It was developed initially for Linux, on Linux, perhaps? Same with KDE.

    6. Re:Linux *has* come very far by monique · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To pick a nit, Gnome and KDE aren't window managers, and there were tons out there for a long time -- fvwm, twm, you-name-it-wm. Man of them predate linux.

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    7. Re:Linux *has* come very far by robochan · · Score: 1

      Yep, just a couple of weeks ago G0troot and I over at Linuxbeginner.org were yapping in the IRC channel and installed copies of Redhat 5.1 and 5.2, respectively, on a couple machine we had sitting idle - they were the first distros we ever used way back when.

      With no X and/or just a basic Fvwm, though Redhat 5.2 gave access to some Gnome beta's on the CD (bleeding edge!), we were truly amazed at how far things have come now that we run big beautiful Gnome and KDE desktops with our Slackware and Debian machines these days.

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    8. Re:Linux *has* come very far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not flame bating here, but what does Gnome have to do with Linux aside from the fact that its one of many programs that can run on Linux?

      Have you ever tried to compile GNOME on solaris????

      I'm guessing no or you might not have asked such a question.

    9. Re:Linux *has* come very far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm impressed that there are many nongeek household items that come with Linux powering them like the Tivo, Linksys wireless routers, wall mounted digital picture frames, etc."

      Since when were Tivo, routers, and digital picture frames nongeek items?

      I imagine Tivo only needs an OS because of their business model (downloading and subscribing, etc.). Routers need some kind of Unix-derived socket code because you can't get anything to work if you rely exclusively on Internet RFC's. Digital picture frames must be a lot more complex then I thought.

    10. Re:Linux *has* come very far by Nicholas+Q+Name · · Score: 0

      Surely the desktop environment - the most important point of the whole thing to any migrating MS user - is intimately connected with the capabilities of the undelying OS?

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    11. Re:Linux *has* come very far by Nailer · · Score: 1

      what does Gnome have to do with Linux aside from the fact that its one of many programs that can run on Linux?

      Most people, including most Linux uses, define Linux as an OS. Compare Linux.org and kernel.org.

    12. Re:Linux *has* come very far by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 1
      I'm not flame bating here, but what does Gnome have to do with Linux aside from the fact that its one of many programs that can run on Linux? From the Gnome about [gnome.org] page, it mentions Linux twice with "or UNIX" right beside it.
      Because GNOME and KDE were written on Linux for Linux. Yes, they run on other UNIXes, but that is only a favorable effect of Linux following the POSIX standard. Without Linux, there would have been no GNOME or KDE (there might have been something else, but not KDE and GNOME).
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  15. swear count? LOL! by deviantonline · · Score: 4, Funny
    that swear count is hilarious!

    i think its funny that people put profanities in their code, but i think its even funnier that someone codded a program to look for swear words in code!

    lol

    1. Re:swear count? LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think its funny that people put profanities in their code, but i think its even funnier that someone codded a program to look for swear words in code!

      Really? I thought it was the most common description of the kernel.

    2. Re:swear count? LOL! by supergiovane · · Score: 1

      The curious thing about the swear count is the sudden rise of "s**t" counts corresponding roughly to version 2.6.0, with no increase in the count of other swears.

      It's official, then: the development verson's bugs are cr***y, while the stable version's bugs are definitely sh***y.

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    3. Re:swear count? LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Isn't that program called "grep"?

    4. Re:swear count? LOL! by rixstep · · Score: 1

      They didn't 'codd' anything. It's all standard Unix. You should try it sometime.

    5. Re:swear count? LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone "codded" a program?

      Sounds a bit fishy to me ;-)

    6. Re:swear count? LOL! by markan18 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just try this
      $ cd /usr/src/linux
      $ grep -r " hell " *

      It is fun to read some interesting comments

    7. Re:swear count? LOL! by general_re · · Score: 1

      This is very disturbing - according to that graph, the amount of shit in the kernel has more than doubled in the last eight years...

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    8. Re:swear count? LOL! by Impie · · Score: 1

      drivers/usb/spca50x.c: tmp = pussy + i; // pointer to pussy with skipped shit (spaces and tabs)

      Hmmm .. a parental filter on the code would be nice. ;-)

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    9. Re:swear count? LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Early warning - bad taste / juvenile language ahead)

      Some c**p, some s**t, a fair bit of f**k, but sadly no "wank". Come on guys - let's have some w*nk in the next version of the kernel eh? Even if it's only to mention that SCO are w*nkers ;-)

      Some choice examples of language from 2.6.4:

      lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds f**ked it up :-)

      arch/sparc/kernel/process.c: /* f**k me plenty */

      Documentation/DocBook/kernel-locking.tmpl: If you don't see why, please stay the f**k away from my code.

      net/core/netfilter.c: /* James M doesn't say f**k enough. */

      net/ipv4/netfilter/ipt_limit.c: * Alexey is a f**king genius?

      fs/isofs/inode.c: * Some dipsh*t decided to store some other bit of information

    10. Re:swear count? LOL! by IceAgeComing · · Score: 4, Funny


      It might be more Matsushita drivers.

      No, seriously.

    11. Re:swear count? LOL! by miyoo · · Score: 1

      It's pretty funny, but I can't help but think that big spikes in swear words show up just because there is a lot of new code in a particular version. Swear word density per line of code would be even more interesting.

    12. Re:swear count? LOL! by sharkey · · Score: 1
      but i think its even funnier that someone codded a program to look for swear words in code!

      But not as funny as if someone had trouted a program to look for swear words.

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  16. Penguins by MooseByte · · Score: 4, Funny

    "and worth some reflection on just how far Linux has come in the last decade."

    Well for one, penguin awareness across the globe is way up.

    1. Re:Penguins by BaronAaron · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Found this post in the Google USENET cache ... Funny...


      In article ,
      BOFH wrote:
      >On 16 Oct 1995, Christopher Choi Chung wrote:
      >> Hi,
      >> Here's a silly question. Does Linux have a unofficial Mascott?
      >
      >If I remember correctly it's a Platypus.

      Well, the platypus is certainly one of the unofficial ones. There are
      other ones: some people advocated the seagull (it can be found on some
      of the logos floating around), and others liked the 3D shark-logo
      somebody made.

      I personally like penguins, but I seem to be in a minority of one.

      Linus
  17. Hrm. by James+A.+J.+Joyce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I notice from the swearing chart that the number of occurrences of the word "shit" has gone up in kernels 2.6.2 and 2.6.3. What happened? Did they get some new psychotic core developer? Heh.

    1. Re:Hrm. by stonedyak · · Score: 1

      According to the graph, kernel 2.6.3 is about 50% more shit than previous versions...

      And I heard it was quite good!

    2. Re:Hrm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did they get some new psychotic core developer? Heh.

      Perhaps there are just fewer prudent americans who are ultra-sensitive to normal use of expletives, compared to us rough foreigners? :-)
      (I know I know, core kernel developers have always been fairly international bunch of geeks)

      Seriously though, as a foreigner I still don't understand how mimosaic americans are WRT to nudity and cursing. Cursing is considered rude in other countries too, but it's not like TV channels would get fined megabucks for not CENSORING expletives as is done in the Land of "Freedom".

    3. Re:Hrm. by EvilIdler · · Score: 1

      Hmm..Mr. Jones, what *are* you entering into the
      kernel during those late-night coding sessions?

  18. Linus wasn't optimistic by FePe · · Score: 4, Interesting
    What is your "best guess" of the number of machines ruing Linux worldwide today and what would you base an estimate on.

    Linus: I actually have no good idea at all: I haven't really followed either the CD-ROM sales or any ftp statistics, so it's rather hard to say. I guesstimate a user base of about 50,000 active users: that may be way off-base, but it doesn't sound too unlikely. The c.o.l. newsgroup had about 80,000 readers according to the network statistics back before the split (and I haven't looked at the statistics since), and I saw a number like 10,000 CD-ROMs sold somewhere. Not all of those are active users, I'm sue, but that would put some kind of lower limit on the number.

    Here is a article from 1994 from Linux Journal about the DECUS conference.

    I also once enjoyed reading an account of the early days of Linux by his near friend. I just can't remember the link or the name of him.

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    1. Re:Linus wasn't optimistic by FePe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Here is the account by the friend I was talking about, and BTW his name is Lars Wirzenius.

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  19. slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Linus (rhymes with shyness) Torvalds (author of the Linux kernel, see box) traded e-mails with us for several days in January giving us his views on the future direction of Linux (rhymes with clinics) and his ongoing role in its development.

    Linux Journal: Ken Thompson was once asked, if he had the chance to do it all again, what changes would he make in Unix. He said he would add an e to the creat system call.

    How about you and Linux?

    Linus: Well, Considering how well it has turned out, I really can't say something went wrong: I have done a few design mistakes, and most often those have required re-writing code (sometimes only a bit, sometimes large chunks) to correct for them, but that can't be avoided when you don't really know all the problems

    If it's something I have problems with, it's usually the interface between user-level programs and the kernel: kernel-kernel relations I can fix easily in one place, but when I notice that the design of a system call is bad, changing that is rather harder, and mostly involves adding a new system call which has semantics that are the superset of the old and then leaving in a compatibility-hack so that the old calls still work. Ugly, and I avoid it unless it really has to be done.

    Right now I'd actually prefer to change the semantics of the and write() system calls subtly, but the gains aren't really worth the trouble.

    Linux Journal: The most consistent compliment that Linux receives is its stability on Intel PC computers. This is particularly true compared to ``real Unices'' that have been ported to the Intel platform.

    What do you see that was done right in Linux that is causing problems for these other PC Unices?

    Linus: There are probably a couple of reasons. One is simply the design, which is rather simple, and naturally suits the PC architecture rather well. That makes many things easier. I'd suspect that the other reason is due to rather stable drivers: PC hardware is truly horrendous in that there are lots of different manufacturers, and not all of them do things the same (or even according to specs).

    That results in major problems for anybody who needs to write a driver that works on different systems, but in the case of linux this is at least partially solved by reasonably direct access to a large number of different machines. The development cycle of linux helps find these hardware problems: with many small incremental releases, it's much easier to find out exactly what piece of code breaks/fixes some hardware. Other distributions (commercial or the BSD 386-project which uses a different release schedule) have more problems in finding out why something doesn't work on a few machines even though it seems to work on all the others.

    Linux Journal: Have you heard of any problems running Linux on the Pentium chip? Do you expect any?

    Linus: I know from a number of reports that it works, and that the boot-up detection routines even identify the chip as a Pentium ("uname -a" will give "i586" with reasonably new kls, as I ignore Intel guidelines about the name). The problems are not likely to occur due to the actual processor itself, as much as with the surrounding hardware: with a Pentium chip, manufacturers are much more likely to use more exotic hardware controllers for better performance, and the drivers for them all won't necessarily exist for linux yet. So I've had a few reports of a Pentium PCI machine working fine, but that the kernel then doesn't recognize the SCSI hard disk, for example.

    From a performance viewpoint, the current gcc compiler isn't able to do Pentium-specific optimizations, so sadly linux won't be able to take full advantage of the processor right now. I don't know when gcc will have Pentium-optimization support, but I expect it will come eventually (most of the logic for it should already be there, as gcc can already handle similar optimization problems for other complex processors).

    One interesting thing is that the "bogo-mips" loop I use to calibrat

    1. Re:slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone earlier today mentioned that all you had to do to retrieve the article using some caching is prepend the url with www.freecache.org/ Works fine!

    2. Re:slashdotted by caluml · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Linus (rhymes with shyness)

      No it doesn't. Pretty much every country in the world says the Lin in Linus like the Fin in Finland. It's just the US had Snoopy for a while, and hey, if it's on TV it must be right. Right?

    3. Re:slashdotted by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      But what if freecache.org gets slashdotted?

      Wait a minute, check out this thread! This was made because of Slashdot!

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    4. Re:slashdotted by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Now you've got my curiosity working. (needs a jumpstart sometimes)

      Is this just a english language thing, or is it really related to the snoopy cartoons? I'm aware of the emphasis differences in the pronunciation; I'm curious where they really came from. Not that important, though - I'm not willing to pour my time into the research either, so if you don't know offhand, don't go nuts answering. :)

      Cheers,
      SB

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    5. Re:slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have numerous friends who were born & live in Finland. They all speak english as a second language and I asked them how to pronounce Linus. They said they would say his name Leenus, with a long E sound. If that's correct then the OS is pronounced Leenux, not with the long I sound most people say, Linux. And by numerous I mean five :P

    6. Re:slashdotted by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      During my First Install (RH7.0 on a K6/2 400, which had once been a P90) I got to the point where I had to set up my sound card. The test file played:

      "I'm Linus Torvalds and I pronounce Linux 'Linux'".

      So, it's Leenus, as you say, but Linux had an 'i' roughly as in tin, rather than in lie. His 'u' was rather odd, too... sort of an 'oo' sound to it.

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
  20. Re:Jesus Christ, slashdotters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehow I dont think Linux Journal has multiple T-3 connections...

  21. Seriously... by Sqwubbsy · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...is it really about the story or just trying to show how slash whips phpNuke's ass?

  22. swear count by KingJoshi · · Score: 3, Funny

    well, fuck aint as popular as it used to be, but there's crap and shit all over. It's spreading more rapidly than our holy penguin!

    --
    In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey
    1. Re:swear count by KingJoshi · · Score: 1

      do the moderators even click on the links?

      --
      In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey
    2. Re:swear count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut the FUCK up you SHITheaded karmawhore. You stupid BASTARD, you better quit it with all these CRAP posts, otherwise, we will sick the PENGUIN on your motherFUCKing ass.

    3. Re:swear count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the system works rather quickly, I just metamoderated that troll as "unfair." Of course this AC post will be "offtopic," but at least I am trying to help my "real life" "karma" :-)

  23. Happy 10th Birthday, Linuxjournal! by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    The site admins just finish blowing out the candles, and slashdot blows out the server.

    Our work is done here ...

    --
    "It's not your information. It's information about you" - John Ford, Vice President, Equifax
  24. Re:Jesus Christ, slashdotters. by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 4, Funny

    why does it matter that you work for the government and have multiple t3? get back to work and quit wasting my tax dollars.

  25. swearing in the source tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    although some people may find the link about the word count of the various "swear words" in the linux source tree amusing, i do not. it's not that i have a problem with swearing, i just don't think that's the place for it.

    i know that when i do coding, i try to make sure that not only the code itself is of high quality, but also that the comments are informative and useful -- not vulgar.

    i just think that it's a childish thing to do.

    1. Re:swearing in the source tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw off, shithead!

    2. Re:swearing in the source tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not flamebait. Someone calling you something may be offensive to someone. Ex, You are a fuckhead. Calling someone by a racist comment may be viewed as offensive. How is simply calling code you wrote fucked offensive to someone else? It is a WORD. What if you called it screwed and not fucked? Is that any better? Don;t they imply the same thing? Then why is fucked ofensive and screwed not offensive? The only difference is the word used. Back to my original point of a curse word being nothing more then a word. Curse words can be applied to be offensive to another person but that is NOT the word, that is the application of the word being offensive. I stepped in dog shit is no different then stepping in dog crap or dog feces. They are all the same.

    3. Re:swearing in the source tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Yeah, but I think that complaining about it is an equally childish thing to do.

    4. Re:swearing in the source tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      speedy -

      My condolences and my best wishes to any wife and kids that you left bereaved.

    5. Re:swearing in the source tree by The+Man · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Get over it. When you've been reverse-engineering some broken piece of crap for 16 hours straight and finally figure out the exact way in which the documentation is wrong, it's not quite enough to write "/* The documentation says this value is in bits 16-22 of register 4 but it's really reversed, XOR'd with 0x16, and located in bits 20-27 in register 7. */" I mean, this is the kind of stuff we deal with, and quite honestly something like that warrants "/* Sun engineers like to fuck goats while on crack. You can tell because the documentation says... */" If you don't like this, don't read it.

      Another argument is that the rumours (I didn't read the code myself) that flew around when the Windows code got out were that there was rampant profanity in it as well. This isn't to say that it's ok to do because Microsoft does it, just that it's probably nearly universal to swear in comments about broken hardware/software/whatever and the difficulties associated with working around it.

      Honestly, I'd be worried about software that didn't have profanity in the comments. Mostly I'd assume the authors either trusted the documentation about everything (in which case it won't work) or just avoided completely doing the hard work (in which case it's a useless academic project) or perhaps just don't have a sense of humour (in which case I feel bad for them).

    6. Re:swearing in the source tree by Nicholas+Q+Name · · Score: 0

      Well, fuck you, cock-sucker.

      (Obviously a tired and predictable attempt at so-called humour.)

      --
      Sig: Closed for refurbishment.
  26. sco's crap by jas79 · · Score: 5, Funny

    notice the sudden increase of crap in 2.4.2 . that must be when they add the stolen unix code.

  27. End of the road for x86? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Gotta love it:
    Linux Journal: With the end of the road for Intel's 80XXX series chips in sight (although at least a few years away), what chip or hardware platform would you like to see Linux ported to?

    They asked Linus this question in 1994. And are we all using Amigas and DEC Alphas? Nope. I wonder what assumptions that we're making these days (x86_64 will take over the desktop, Microsoft will keep losing market share to Linux, Slashdot will eventually get redesigned, etc.) will end up being dead wrong, and funny when you look back. Maybe all of the above ...

    1. Re:End of the road for x86? by MyHair · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Keep an eye on PowerPC. If Windows ever takes a significant market share hit I think PPC could become the dominant desktop architecture in a relatively short time. (A few years, maybe.)

      But I'm not putting any money on this.

    2. Re:End of the road for x86? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Ok, I present the following predictions for 10 years out.

      First off, only geeks will be using desktop computers like we know them. Everyone else will be on a dumb terminal to a mainframe, or a computer that in knitted into some other product (like your stereo or your car.) Data plugs are going to be as common as electrical plugs (in some buildings they already are.) Indeed, I see a convergence of the two for small appliances.

      A quasi-religious organization will spring up around technology. In that theology geeks are the clergy, who are here to introduce the common man to "the clue."

      The US Economy will shift to a socialist system. The socialism will create an entitlement to heath, education, even public transit. The private sector, no longer having to pay for these things, will suddenly realize they can hire a lot more people. People realize they can work for a lot less money. Well, at least following the meltdown of housing prices during the real-estate crash of 2009.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:End of the road for x86? by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Linux Journal: With the end of the road for Intel's 80XXX series chips in sight (although at least a few years away), what chip or hardware platform would you like to see Linux ported to?

      I didn't see this as him saying we wouldn't be on Intel, I read it as "80386 and 80486". He was already talking about the Pentium supplanting the 486 in the rest of the article.

    4. Re:End of the road for x86? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I believe he was refering to Itanium called Mercedes back then.

      Yes by 96 the first Itanium was scheduled to be released! Sigh.

      It was many years late and performed so poorly that Intel/HP worked on Itanium2 which became Itanium1 later on. The first one was never released to the public because it would recieve bad press.

      Still 10 years later were stuck on x86 besides from a view exotic servers.

      Sigh.

      This is the same problem we had with 16-bit operating systems. 10 years to move to 32-bits. Of course now we have a real OS that can be ported to 64 bits with a simple recompile.

    5. Re:End of the road for x86? by Bandman · · Score: 2, Funny

      A quasi-religious organization will spring up around technology. In that theology geeks are the clergy, who are here to introduce the common man to "the clue."


      bow before me, for I am root.

    6. Re:End of the road for x86? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was Merced not Mercedes - they like to use code names that are cities along a specific interstate or western road (see Tukwila as the latest itanium codename)

    7. Re:End of the road for x86? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

      Actually now that I re-read it, the article is a little vague about whether it's talking about the end of the x86 architecture, or the end of the x86 naming convention, or the end of major Linux development for that platform. Still, none of these things really ended from a development perspective. We still refer to "x86."

    8. Re:End of the road for x86? by be-fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Damn. I remember reading a Byte magazine from 1994. If it was to be believed:

      1) A plethora of CPU architectures (MIPS, SPARC, PowerPC, and Alpha) would replace x86, and compete against each other.

      2) We'd have fully document-oriented interfaces thanks to technologies like SOM and OpenDoc.

      3) We'd be running fully object-oriented microkernels built in C++ (Taligent).

      Yet, the up-and-coming technologies of today are: a rehash of the 8086 (x86-64), a rehash of UNIX (Linux), and fucking *Java*...

      --
      A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
    9. Re:End of the road for x86? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this post from 1994? :)

    10. Re:End of the road for x86? by e+r+i+k+0 · · Score: 1

      ...and I have a clue-by-four.

    11. Re:End of the road for x86? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1994 is when Intel & HP started to talk up Itanium (Merced) -- the "replacement" for x86.

      When you see Linus' answer about the "i586" (if you were cool, you didn't say "Pentium" back then), it's clear that he didn't view it as a "port".

    12. Re:End of the road for x86? by loserMcloser · · Score: 1

      Well, at least following the meltdown of housing prices during the real-estate crash of 2009.

      An exponentially increasing world population and a finite supply of real estate do not make for a real estate crash.

      At least not until we terraform mars...

    13. Re:End of the road for x86? by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      LOL. I think you meant that as funny, despite the mods, didn't you?

      I have a few comments tho :) and somewhat tongue in cheek

      "dumb terminal to a mainframe" - well, hehhee, but 10 years from now, cufflink sized music players will have the computing power of current systems...

      The quasi religious organization(s) has(have) been dying. Instead there will be a huge market in recycling throwaway computers. Programmers will be recognized as a wholly seperate species from the human race and given special status as wage slaves. Oh...wait....bzzzt...

      (not that I couldn't see a "theocracy" (wrong word, but there isn't a good one, techno-oligarchy?) springing up...)

      The US economy is dying. There will be a new economy, one based on the relevance of your product to the global industry (which is mostly based on the value of anime). YMMV. *joke*

      A meltdown in housing prices could be all too real - housing values and construction costs are certainly following the same basic economic trends that the dot-com boom did. I think it'll be a race as to whether the shaky economic theory melts first, at this point. IANAE, so I shouldn't comment further :) but I do think you are right, sooner or later the inflated housing market is going to crash, at least on a national level - local levels will vary according to their livability - just moved somewhere where the reality is very different than where I lived before, and the real factor here is that there are a lot of rich out-staters moving here. That won't last, either.

      Ow. This is a whole nuther conversation. Mod me offtopic :)

      Someone I knew once compared the US economy to the mythical Hydra. I don't think they were that far off the mark :)

      Cheers,
      SB

      --
      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    14. Re:End of the road for x86? by Mr.+Hankey · · Score: 1

      True, there's a finite supply of real estate. There is however a relatively large number of people who have refinanced their homes from the safety of a fixed rate mortgage to a less expensive but variable mortgage. That's fine now while interest rates are low. When interest rates start to rise again, you're going to find a lot of people who, when the rates double, triple or even quadruple (remember, interest rates are extremely low now) will be caught off guard with these higher payments. Many will not be able to pay, and will be forced to sell.

      Of course, the housing prices will have to go down to accomodate the higher costs of interest. Thus, these homeowners won't be able to pay off their entire mortgage simply by selling. That leaves a lot of people in an interesting financial situation, and it's not hard to imagine a crash under these circumstances. This could happen as early as next year, given the way the economy has been headed.

      --
      GPL: Free as in will
    15. Re:End of the road for x86? by nickos · · Score: 1

      Linus doesn't say anything about expecting these machines to supercede the x86, he's just saying which 1994 platforms he'd like to see Linux ported to. They seem like a good choice to me - I read somewhere that Linus would have preferred to have got an Amiga over a PC when he was at uni, and everyone loves Alphas don't they.

  28. ObSouthPark by red+floyd · · Score: 0

    Stan: Oh my God! They Slashdotted LinuxJournal!
    Cartman: You bastards!

    --
    The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    1. Re:ObSouthPark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you for failing to be original (again).

    2. Re:ObSouthPark by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 0
      Stan: Oh my God! They Slashdotted LinuxJournal!
      Cartman: You bastards!

      Kyle is the one that says "You bastards!" Cartman is the fat one who hates everyone. Geez, if you're going to quote South Park at least get it right.

    3. Re:ObSouthPark by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That show is still on? What is this, 1998?

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    4. Re:ObSouthPark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't talk back! Respect my authoritayy!!...aah, screw you guys, I'm going home. *waddles away*

    5. Re:ObSouthPark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      8th season this year, so yes, it is still on.

      and there are now South Park slot machines in Vegas.

    6. Re:ObSouthPark by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      That show is still on? What is this, 1998?

      South Park is the best show on television. What are you talking about?

    7. Re:ObSouthPark by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      best show on television isn't saying much...it's like having the biggest dick in munchkinland.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
    8. Re:ObSouthPark by Thomas+Charron · · Score: 1

      Why does that sound like EXACTLY something that would have been SAID on Southpark..

      "I hate that TV thing."

      "Yea, it sucks.."

      "Yea, lets go find something better to do.."

      --
      -- I'm the root of all that's evil, but you can call me cookie..
  29. Linux by Vexware · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's quite amusing to consider how far Linus' operating system has come, how big it has become - to the point of challenging the multi-billion dollar corporations - when you think that at the start, Linus himself had said Linux wouldn't "be big and professional like gnu". Or to quote the original USENET post:

    Hello everybody out there using minix -

    I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and
    professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones. This has been brewing
    since april, and is starting to get ready. I'd like any feedback on
    things people like/dislike in minix, as my OS resembles it somewhat
    (same physical layout of the file-system (due to practical reasons)
    among other things).

    I've currently ported bash(1.08) and gcc(1.40), and things seem to work.
    This implies that I'll get something practical within a few months, and
    I'd like to know what features most people would want. Any suggestions
    are welcome, but I won't promise I'll implement them :-)

    Linus (torvalds@kruuna.helsinki.fi)

    PS. Yes - it's free of any minix code, and it has a multi-threaded fs.
    It is NOT protable (uses 386 task switching etc), and it probably never
    will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that's all I have :-(.
    Heh.
    --
    "Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect" -- Linus Torval
    1. Re:Linux by FePe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's also interesting to read some of the other early posts by him (and other now famous persons). This for example. Or this list of this early posts.

      --
      "Until you do what you believe in, how do you know whether you believe in it or not?" -- Leo Tolstoy
    2. Re:Linux by Jonboy+X · · Score: 1

      From an early post by Linus, archived on Google:

      Linux can be used without minix, but it's not a tool for a user yet. Hacker-
      material (ie I've got gcc, uemacs etc, but no real utils). Wait for
      Hurd if you want something real.


      Yeah, I'm still waiting for Hurd...

      Courtesy of our friends at Google:
      http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=1991 Nov10.214 504.5118%40klaava.Helsinki.FI

      --

      "In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total.loser." -Weird Al
    3. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you can install an entire Debian/Hurd system Right Now. Works pretty well, except for it being slow (compared to linux) and being incapable of dealing with large disks. But it's obviously more advanced than linux in some respects - once you get used to translators, symlinks and mounts seem just crappy.

    4. Re:Linux by Jonboy+X · · Score: 1

      Really, I'd love to use Hurd, but it doesn't support some of the funky hardware I use, like the WinTV PVR-250 I use in my MythTV box.

      P.S.: Linkage is a good thing.

      --

      "In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user. You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total.loser." -Weird Al
  30. article by KingJoshi · · Score: 1, Informative
    Issue 1: Interview with Linus, the Author of Linux
    Posted on Tuesday, March 01, 1994 by LJ Staff

    Linus (rhymes with shyness) Torvalds (author of the Linux kernel, see box) traded e-mails with us for several days in January giving us his views on the future direction of Linux (rhymes with clinics) and his ongoing role in its development.

    Linux Journal: Ken Thompson was once asked, if he had the chance to do it all again, what changes would he make in Unix. He said he would add an e to the creat system call.

    How about you and Linux?

    Linus: Well, Considering how well it has turned out, I really can't say something went wrong: I have done a few design mistakes, and most often those have required re-writing code (sometimes only a bit, sometimes large chunks) to correct for them, but that can't be avoided when you don't really know all the problems

    If it's something I have problems with, it's usually the interface between user-level programs and the kernel: kernel-kernel relations I can fix easily in one place, but when I notice that the design of a system call is bad, changing that is rather harder, and mostly involves adding a new system call which has semantics that are the superset of the old and then leaving in a compatibility-hack so that the old calls still work. Ugly, and I avoid it unless it really has to be done.

    Right now I'd actually prefer to change the semantics of the and write() system calls subtly, but the gains aren't really worth the trouble.

    Linux Journal: The most consistent compliment that Linux receives is its stability on Intel PC computers. This is particularly true compared to ``real Unices'' that have been ported to the Intel platform.

    What do you see that was done right in Linux that is causing problems for these other PC Unices?

    Linus: There are probably a couple of reasons. One is simply the design, which is rather simple, and naturally suits the PC architecture rather well. That makes many things easier. I'd suspect that the other reason is due to rather stable drivers: PC hardware is truly horrendous in that there are lots of different manufacturers, and not all of them do things the same (or even according to specs).

    That results in major problems for anybody who needs to write a driver that works on different systems, but in the case of linux this is at least partially solved by reasonably direct access to a large number of different machines. The development cycle of linux helps find these hardware problems: with many small incremental releases, it's much easier to find out exactly what piece of code breaks/fixes some hardware. Other distributions (commercial or the BSD 386-project which uses a different release schedule) have more problems in finding out why something doesn't work on a few machines even though it seems to work on all the others.

    Linux Journal: Have you heard of any problems running Linux on the Pentium chip? Do you expect any?

    Linus: I know from a number of reports that it works, and that the boot-up detection routines even identify the chip as a Pentium ("uname -a" will give "i586" with reasonably new kls, as I ignore Intel guidelines about the name). The problems are not likely to occur due to the actual processor itself, as much as with the surrounding hardware: with a Pentium chip, manufacturers are much more likely to use more exotic hardware controllers for better performance, and the drivers for them all won't necessarily exist for linux yet. So I've had a few reports of a Pentium PCI machine working fine, but that the kernel then doesn't recognize the SCSI hard disk, for example.

    From a performance viewpoint, the current gcc compiler isn't able to do Pentium-specific optimizations, so sadly linux won't be able to take full advantage of the processor right now. I don't know when gcc will have Pentium-optimi

    --
    In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey
  31. Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Direction by amigoro · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Linux has created two classes of people. Those who can, and those who can't

    It is not a problem with Linux per se. It is a problem with the culture. The Geeks spend too much time trying to show non-Geeks how uncool using Windows is, instead of trying to spread gospel, so to speak.

    Today, the schism between these two classes is so great one views the other with hostility and mistrust. This is not how a society should evolve.

    What should be done in the next ten years?

    • De-mystify Linux
    • Understand that Linux is superior to Windows, but Linux users are not superior to Windows users.
    • Stop saying how bad windows is. Say how good Linux is.
    --


    Nothing to see here
  32. 10 years later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Gates: "Destroy him, my scobots"

    1. Re:10 years later... by zzendpad · · Score: 1

      Ah, another visitor! Stay a while. Stay FOREVER!!

    2. Re:10 years later... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look what you did.... now I have to break out the C64 again! Will I never be free?

  33. Earlier Linux was more Unixey by 3cents · · Score: 1, Informative

    Excuse me, linux was more unix like. I remember when I switched from slackware to redhat back in the 5.2 days. This was back when the new gnome libs were just coming out and I had no idea it would be where it is today. Many of the tools back then were direct rip-offs of common UNIX tools. It's good to see Linux making it's own path these days and I hope it continues. We need to be the leader, not following one.

    www.slashrank.org

  34. Don't forget FreeBSD is 10 yrs old now too.... by darthcamaro · · Score: 2, Informative

    FreeBSD celebrated its 10th anniversary this past november .

    1. Re:Don't forget FreeBSD is 10 yrs old now too.... by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but I read somewhere that's it's dying....

    2. Re:Don't forget FreeBSD is 10 yrs old now too.... by darthcamaro · · Score: 1

      FreeBSD dying?? it may not have the growth spurt of Linux but ..rumours of its demise have been grossly overstated...

    3. Re:Don't forget FreeBSD is 10 yrs old now too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but netcraft confirmed it, or sco i've read.

    4. Re:Don't forget FreeBSD is 10 yrs old now too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10th anniversary of what? being dead!?? oohhhhhh snap.

  35. SCO IP by Youssef+Adnan · · Score: 0

    Has anyone thought that the text that belongs to SCO in the Linux kernel maybe only the sweat words? :)

  36. Re:10 years by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1
    Except you're ignoring that the way it was ten years ago far surpassed what you were using on the desktop, and that the things that have stayed the same in Linux are still in place because people want them that way. So yes, Windows has come a long way indeed, but it had a longer way to go.

    And I disagree that GNU/Linux systems haven't improved. They support a lot more devices, are a lot more stable, and are generally faster and have better desktop software available. I'm writing this using Mozilla Firefox on KDE 3.2. From where I'm sitting, Linux looks like a bit more than a basic console OS.

  37. Linus and Beer by IO+ERROR · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What's Linus's current relationship with beer? Does he still drink lots of it? Can I get the penguin-hoisting-a-beer-stein logo back in my kernel?

    --
    How am I supposed to fit a pithy, relevant quote into 120 characters?
    1. Re:Linus and Beer by Fenris+Ulf · · Score: 1
      Can I get the penguin-hoisting-a-beer-stein logo back in my kernel?
      Apparently that was a problem in cultures where alcohol is prohibited.
  38. I found it fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was completely riveted by the portion of the interview that detailed the night on which Linus broke into SCO headquarters to steal their intellectual property.

    It's nice to know that 10 years later, he probably still hasn't gone through that entire cache of toilet paper.

    1. Re:I found it fascinating by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was completely riveted by the portion of the interview that detailed the night on which Linus broke into SCO headquarters to steal their intellectual property.

      For those of you who missed the SCO part in the story, here it is again:

      Then there are various interesting projects going on that I'd be very interested to see: [...] i386 SysV binary compatibility (already in early stages of testing)"

  39. Re:make linux work with winmodems like windows doe by prandal · · Score: 1

    Nah, Winmodems were a passing fad. Real geeks use DSL or WiFi ;-)

  40. Re:Any med students out there? by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    YES!

    However the 'man picks his nose with electric drill' story is not.

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  41. What's the connection between "crap" & "pengui by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking at the graph of swear word counts,
    I definately see some sort of correlation
    of the occurances of the words "crap" and
    "penguin".

    There's a jump in "crap" when the word
    "penguin" makes it's first appearance.
    There is a prominent spike in both in the
    2.2 timeframe, as well as early 2.4, and
    the graph ends with an uptick in the
    occurances of both words.

    What's the conenction? Is someone making
    lots of references to "penguin crap" or
    something?

  42. Swear Counts in XP by jtwJGuevara · · Score: 4, Funny

    Due to the pressure that the open source world has placed on Microsoft, the Redmond based giant has announced it will now include a swear count feature to rival that of the Linux survey tool for source code statistics. Betatests of the software have revealed that the source code for Windows XP contains the word 'crap' appears on a scale ten times larger than that of the linux kernel. Most instances of the word crap however, are not located in the comments of the source code, but come mostly from names of most functions, procedures, and objects - thus giving an accurate description of their value.

    1. Re:Swear Counts in XP by shish · · Score: 1

      Where can I download this source code anaysis tool?

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    2. Re:Swear Counts in XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Due to the pressure that the open source world has placed on Microsoft, the Redmond based giant has announced it will now include a swear count feature to rival that of the Linux survey tool for source code statistics

      However, Windows is not open source so Microsoft's verison counts the number of times a user swears..

    3. Re:Swear Counts in XP by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      /Clippy

      I see you are using socially impolite words in your bug report to Microsoft.

      Would you like to:

      1) Rephrase your email
      2) Reconsider your problem and upgrade to our latest version (only $199)
      3) Download 500MB of updates to repair your problem
      4) Choose the CowboyNeal option. Please be aware that if you do so, your license to run Windows(TM) is hereby revoked :) /Clippy

      Give me a break, it's Friday and I have tomorrow off. Ah....Guinness :)

      SB

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  43. Re:10 years by kmurray · · Score: 1

    Linux/Unix is an operating system, nothing more.

    Multi-media support, windowing systems, etc are application or user level programs. They should not be part of the OS, like Windows. Doing so increases security problems and makes the system potentially unstable.

  44. And I'm glad he didn't.... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...if he was thinking "I'll take over the world, any day now..." I'm sure he'd have given up long ago. If you start talking numbers, you immediately start talking about the competition. And as far as I can tell, he hasn't cared much about that, ever.

    Even if he could have predicted what Linux would be today, I think he (and everyone else) would have a hard time guessing what Windows (admit it, 2000/XP line is a big step up from 95/98/ME *shudder*) and OS X (Apple? BSD based?!) would be like as well.

    For being a SWAG I think he did quite well.

    Kjella

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  45. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thing is, the geeks are wrong.

    Remember the DVD authoring article of yesterday? One dood got his +5 informative for a longwinded explanation of how to do it, which involved about a dozen complicated command lines to type.

    Try to explain to anyone other than a linux zealot how that's superior to the two or three mouse clicks it would take to produce with Ulead MediaStudio, or Adobe Encore (the first of which shipped with my burner anyways).

    Security, sure, reliability - arguably - I've had linux crap out plenty of times for no good reason, usability - you have to be kidding.

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  46. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by imr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Stop saying how bad windows is. Say how good Linux is.
    I propose saying how free linux is and that that is what makes the big difference at the end of the day in how it is good as a system and in how it is good as a community.

  47. Re:10 years by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
    10 years ago I was using windows 3.11, an ugly single-user preemptive operating system without memory protection.
    Co-operative, not pre-emptive, FWIW. Windows 95 was the first DOS/Windows to support pre-emptive multitaskng (NT and OS/2 both had pre-emptive multitasking from the beginning however.)
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  48. A lot in common w/ Linux... by Penguinisto · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...used to be, you only heard about penguins in two places: Nat'l Geographic and Bloom County. Now? They're damned near everywhere (and not just because Animal Planet showed up in the interim, either.) OTOH, Linux is a lot like that particular animal:

    * Few really and truly understand it from top to bottom.
    * It appears to be a helpless critter and an easy target, yet it happily survives in conditions that would kill most other creatures.
    * ...And finally, Penguins and Kernel hackers both stay out of the sun for at least 6 months in each given year. (cue rim-shot here.)

    Cheers,
    /P

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    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
  49. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GEE WIZ - and do we interpret you correctly? You want to infuse Linux and open source with CHRISTIANITY?

    What a lovely thought.

    [Moron.]

  50. Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  51. I would be even funnier by WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWX · · Score: 1

    If someone coded a program to look for swear count programs, right?

    1. Re:I would be even funnier by nebaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it would only be meta funnier.

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  52. Ab Fab by T-Kir · · Score: 1

    You just made me think of that scene from Absolutely Fabulous... when it's Edinas 40th birthday and she blows out the lit candles with a fire extinguisher (and the cake goes with it too).

    On a seperate note, I loved question in the article asking Linus if he wanted a free subscription to Linux Journal... oh the irony!

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  53. Re:Good old memories. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, we know what redundant means and how to use a dictionary, you fool!

  54. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by zpok · · Score: 0, Troll

    Don't care, am a happy Mac coolaid drinker and don't see the point of switching to a platform that is even more arcane than Windows. 99% of all articles going along the lines of "how the fsck am I supposed to do this or connect that" are total non-issues to me - although I do have a 3-button mouse-thingy ...

    But I love the effort of moving all those cute K-programs natively to OS X... and love the GPL/BSD movement, very cool, good luck and congrats on having such a great community.

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    I think, therefore I am...I think.
  55. When you write a kernel the world can use... by FreeUser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...then I'll take some heed as to your notion of "appropriate" or not with respect to comments.

    Linus et. al. have created an operating system I have used for over a decade and made over a million dollars using. If they find a little harmless humor or expressive freedom in swearing on occasion in the comments of their code, more power to them.

    Saying "this implimentation if f*cked and needs fixed" is (in context) informative even if it is vulgar, and, quite frankly, it is their code, not Disney's (or $CO's).

    i know that when i do coding, i try to make sure that not only the code itself is of high quality, but also that the comments are informative and useful -- not vulgar.

    i just think that it's a childish thing to do.


    It is no more childish than chiding someone who has put countless hours of hard work in for your benefit because their linguistic aesthetic differs from yours.

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
    1. Re:When you write a kernel the world can use... by bonch · · Score: 1

      ...then I'll take some heed as to your notion of "appropriate" or not with respect to comments.

      Fine, but then don't complain when companies don't take Linux seriously and instead view it as an amateur, volunteer, hacker effort only.

      The fact that a profanity counter even exists is cause for alarm. Just my opinion.

    2. Re:When you write a kernel the world can use... by Paladin128 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, because we all know that the executives that would care about such things delve through pages of source code, and are familiar with tools like grep.

      --
      Lex orandi, lex credendi.
    3. Re:When you write a kernel the world can use... by hetairoi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, who would want to use an OS with source code that was laced with profanity?

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      you're all figments of my deranged imagination
    4. Re:When you write a kernel the world can use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's a little unfortunate that you flamed me and pulled off +5 in the process. in retrospect, i should have known i would run into a "shut up and roll your own" reply.

      i will say it again--i have *no* problem with swearing in general. like your typical slashdotter, i understand the importance of free speech. but my post had nothing to do with that.

      all i meant is: from a piece of software with as high visibility as the kernel, is it unreasonable to expect a certain level of professionalism from the authors of the source, by not being vulgar? just as the quality of the code itself says a lot about your professionalism, so does, i believe, the quality of the comments in that code.

      the idea of professionalism simply means that although you have the right to say whatever you please, you say it in a way that people who are exposed to what you are saying (e.g. other people looking at the source), who *may* or *may not* like vulgarity, have no problem reading it.

      this doesn't even have to do with linux. when the win2k source was leaked recently, someone also grepped the whole thing for swears and found a good amount. i would hold the authors of that source to the same standard.

      so to reiterate: i swear all the time, but i wouldn't plaster it all over my software.

      --the grandparent of this post

    5. Re:When you write a kernel the world can use... by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 1

      it is not that people don't understand your standard, they simply think it is irrelevant. when you understand this w/o fear, you may begin to revise your standard.

    6. Re:When you write a kernel the world can use... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Fine, but then don't complain when companies don't take Linux seriously and instead view it as an amateur, volunteer, hacker effort only.

      God knows, all the fucking profanity sure has deterred IBM from using Linux.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    7. Re:When you write a kernel the world can use... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      it's a little unfortunate that you flamed me and pulled off +5 in the process

      Bing! Man, you tried to push buttons there, didn't you? Well, here's some results for you.

      Oh, shut the fuck up, already. It's obvious that you have never done any coding - and dealt with idiot function/API implementations.

      "Professionalism"? Ever met a Navy Seal? Think they don't swear? Do you honestly think that professionals don't swear? I simply don't understand what fantasy life you are living in.

      Tell your folks to quit indoctrinating your ass so badly. But then maybe after you move out of their basement, you might find out what real life is like. You can spew your linguistical correctness all over, but I'll tell you, kiddo, when you get out in the real world, you might just have to learn to put up with it, or have a lot of people look at you and think that you are a damned fool.

      People like you are the whole fucking reason I hate Political Correctness. If you don't like the way I say things, then hit that little "X" in the upper right corner of your browser window, and don't read it.

      Man, the parent is one of the reasons I hate AC posting. Yeah, I went a little overboard in my response - mod me however. But I'm just sick of this kind of bullshit. Most of the really capable people I know don't worry about it.

      Moron. /rant

      Mod me whatever, I don't care about karma - but if you are serious about disagreeing, you'll respond. The only thing worse than an AC is someone who hides behind flamebait mods.

      SB

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      It's old. The more humans I meet, the more I like my cats. At least they are honest.
    8. Re:When you write a kernel the world can use... by tuxtomas · · Score: 1

      1) Scan and remove vulgarities from kernel source
      2) Create a "clean" distro 3) ??? 4) Profit!

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      Open source- the greatest equalizer mankind has ever seen.
  56. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Mitleid · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree more. amigoro makes a good point; there is too much concentration on the negatives of Windows-use and not enough concentration on the positives of Linux-use. I think the concentration on Linux should be more about why it is better, then worry about explaining the concept of open source, etc. The problem seems to be that you have too many absurd freaks like RMS and ERS out there yammering on and on about "free software" and whatever other definitions they want to invent on a regular basis, and this type of stuff turns nerds like me away from actually getting into Linux. Maybe some people, like myself, don't feel the need to concern themselves with philosophy all the time. I'm sorry, but I'm not the type of person whose strong sense of conviction is going to keep me focused for 8 hours straight so I can grasp ALL the concepts of a Linux distro install. Yeah, I've installed and played around with several distros of Linux, and yes I'm impressed. I see great potential there. The problem right now, as far as I'm concerned, is that there is too much of a political component to Linux.

    Personally, I understand the concept of open source, but I'm sure a lot of people who might be interested in Linux don't. If they could just see the benefits first hand, see how great they can work for them, and THEN be told, "By the way, this was all made by dedicated and talented people in their own free time and as a hobby", I'm sure that would impress a lot of people on that fact alone. Most people need to see it to believe it, and the comments I hear so often here on slashdot comments like "Window users are stupid", and this is a pretty straightforward window into the mentality of a dangerous clique of Linux users out there; the ones who don't really care about a beneficial software movement, bute care more about appearing elitist and more intelligent than all of the "dumb" Windows-using masses. No wonder tech nerds like myself and the regular "dumb" Windows users don't want to touch Linux right now when it means having all this holier-than-thou philosophy being crammed down our/their throats.

    All I'm saying is that I think Linux can have great potential, but the problem now is that it is so surrounded in geek philosophy that people would rather just use their Windows machines because it does what they need right now.

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  57. Re:A new religion by jejones · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, no, you didn't finish the couplet...

    "A new religion that'll bring Bill to his knees
    Black Penguin, if you please..."

  58. another gem by Pengo · · Score: 5, Funny

    In article peter@taronga.com (Peter da Silva) writes:
    >adam@flammulated.owlnet.rice.edu (Adam Justin Thornton) writes:
    >> I'm frustrated because I'm too cheap to buy a decent OS for my 386 and GNU OS
    >> isn't out yet and I have to run this silly little loader called MSDOS.
    >
    >Well, check out comp.os.minix. As the Arch-OS/2 fiend Peter Busser has informed
    >me, there's a 386 kernel called linux under development in Finland. You need
    >MINIX to bring it up, though.

    Happily this isn't true any more (needing minix, that is). Linux /can/
    be used without minix, but it's not a tool for a user yet. Hacker-
    material (ie I've got gcc, uemacs etc, but no real utils). Wait for
    Hurd if you want something real. It's fun hacking it, though (but I'm
    biased).

    Linus "finger me for more info" Torvalds
    (torvalds@kruuna.helsinki.fi)

    ---------
    Hehe, I wonder if he is still waiting for Hurd to do something real.

  59. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by greygent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Unfortunately, you're doing the same damned thing you're railing against:

    The Geeks spend too much time trying to show non-Geeks how uncool using Windows is

    [flame]Geeks are annoying. Most people only want to deal with them when something is broken. Most people don't like being preached to.[/flame]

    (And yes, you can be both a UNIX guru and a non-geek.)

    Understand that Linux is superior to Windows

    By any sane/balanced person's standards, Linux is not categorically superior to Windows, sorry.

    Linux may be simpler and speedier in many situations, but loses to Windows badly in the terms of: available software for the masses, gaming, video work, 3D design, drafting/CAD, audio work.

    Simply put, Linux isn't the right thing for everyone, or perhaps even most people (for other than economical reasons). Recommending Linux to people who are better off using Windows or OS X is going to piss these people off and make them have a very unfavorable view of Linux, justified or not.

    Stop saying how bad windows is

    Quite some contradictory statements you've made there. You might want to rethink things.

  60. you silly penguin! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or that "penguin" is considered a swear word.

  61. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by goldspider · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "...instead of trying to spread gospel, so to speak."

    Linux would benefit more if people would look at it as simply an OPERATING system, rather than a (religious) BELIEF system.

    There's a reason why Linus has consistently distanced himself from the zealots; they don't represent his personal vision/goal of Linux.

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    "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
  62. Re:Was?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you even know what that means, fuckwad?

  63. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DVD authoring? blah... get the Macheads here and we'd have a jolly good time.

    Shove that copy of Windows far up your ass monkeyboy, then shit it out onto a cookie dish, bake it in the oven, then eat it, shit it out again, repeat.

  64. Re:Was?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yeah, sure.

    Pure Goebbels. Great stuff.

  65. 1992 interview with Linus by frozenray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LinuxNews, October 18-26, 1992 (scroll down to the "Interview" section).

    Linus: "I'm most certainly going to continue to support it, until it either dies out or merges with something else. That doesn't necessarily mean I'll make weekly patches for the rest of my life, but hopefully they won't be needed as much when things stabilize." 8-)

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    "There are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare." - Blair Houghton
  66. Furious /.ing by leondrb · · Score: 1

    The linuxjournal server is definitely ./ed but its still chugging along... if you wait long enough it'll give you the page.

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  67. Re:Was?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ok, so?

    GWB said basically the same thing right after 9/11.

  68. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't care, am a happy Mac coolaid drinker and don't see the point of switching to a platform that is even more arcane than Windows.

    Fucking rich kids. Sheesh.. Your parents need to quit spoiling you. Now here's something you can't do with your Mac:

    CTRL-ALT-N
    CTRL-ALT-N
    CTRL-ALT-N
    CTRL-ALT-N
    echo 'Could not have done this on a shitty Mac'

  69. Re:Was?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which one is better

    (a) Goebbels

    or

    (b) Sex with a mare?

  70. Wow. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A lot of the arguments supporting Linux in there are now used by Windows supporters. Things like "All the software I want runs now" and the like.

    Rolled in there with greater portability and flexibility, I guess Linux's focus has changed in ten years. I think that's probably the most important thing to note.

  71. rtfa mods by Neophytus · · Score: 0, Informative

    that quote isn't in there

    1. Re:rtfa mods by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'll bet you're a riot at parties, what with your acute sense of humour and all.

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  72. OT: Profanity Filters by MyHair · · Score: 1

    That reminds me: Do you--like me--feel naughty when editing the profanity filter for a bulletin board?

  73. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Tony-A · · Score: 1

    Linux has created two classes of people. Those who can, and those who can't. ...
    Today, the schism between these two classes is so great one views the other with hostility and mistrust.


    There are two classes of people. Those who understand and make tools, and those who use tools without understanding them. To drive a car it is not necessary to be able to tear down and rebuild the engine. It's a good idea to have a bit of respect for all the stuff you are not aware of.

    What should be done in the next ten years?
    De-mystify Linux

    Good Luck, but remember (misphrased?) "Unix is simple but it takes a genius to understand its simplicity". Unix is lower-case and case sensitive. This is very off-putting to anyone who associates computers with PRINTED BLOCK CAPITALS. Lower case looks and feels different. Remember there is an enormous gulf between doing some things and doing all things.


    True. Past the trivial, Windows users need to be superior to Linux users to accomplish the same thing.
    It's just a computer. The better the computer system, the more this holds.
    Computer systems suffer from the Flat Earth Society Syndrome. The computer does not know what the computer does not know. There is an edge where the computer's knowledge drops off. The computer not only cannot see the edge, it is incapable of comprehending that an edge could even exist.

    Stop saying how bad windows is. Say how good Linux is.
    Sorry, but I am using Windows. I will keep saying how bad Windows is. When I am using Linux I will stop saying how bad Windows is.

  74. Re:Was?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Well, Goebbel's was OK but - whilst I'm generally not attracted to men - something about Hitler just drives me absolutely batty!

    That dramatic sweep of hair across his brow, like he just tossed his head and there it fell, a cascade of black like the velvet curtain of night. I want him to take me on the hood of a King Tiger, its 1400 horsepower engine revving as he violates the virginal secrets of my Eagle's Nest.

    I picture it like those glorious mass rallies the Nazis used to have. There he is lovingly pounding away at my second front while legions of goose-stepping Aryans march past and salute our union. Just as Hitler is about to empty his tiny ubermenschen into the expanse of my Liebe-raum a wing of Stukas will fly overhead, their sirens howling in synchronicity with the primal cries of pleasure from Der Fuehrer. My god, what a man!

  75. Turning back the clock? by mitomac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How would one go about *testing* an old version of linux in a modern distro. I mean it would be cool to turn back the clock and try a very early version in chroot environment. Is this even possible on modern hardware? Or would I have dig out the old 386?

    mitomac

  76. Re:A new religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    moderators, **immediate** +1 funny attention needed just above.

  77. Re:Was?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehe, yeah, that's a cool one.

    I bookmarked it when I saw it about a year ago.

  78. No oil, no peace! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Well, it's amusing that it's .com and not the proper .mil . But that just shows that the liberals are sometimes right about some things.

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:No oil, no peace! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Well, it's amusing that it's .com and not the proper .mil

      I think maybe that's because they're afraid their most likely recruits wouldn't be sharp enough to check for a .mil URL.

    2. Re:No oil, no peace! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a recruit for the military I resent that. Although I didnt join the Chair Force.

  79. You need modded up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And sadly I have no points. :-( Well spoken, however.

  80. WindowsVsLinux by sygin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Everytime I upgrade windows I not only have to rip the OS but a lot of the Apps to (ME=Poor3rdWorldSlave). Linux on the other-hand upgrades everything, supports older hardware better, by witch I mean my girls PI 233 MHz [IntelInside ;)] 92MB PC.

    I first used Win98 on it (2000 and XP won't install but it now uses Mandrake 9.2 & Gnome. It was an easy sell to get her off Win98 and onto Linux - not just because of the eyecandy ;) - but because it runs Firefox wich takes 10s to print to a post script file compaired to 30+ secs using Opera & PDF Machine - I love this ability of Firefox.

    On the email side Evolotion is usable enough for her because she loves it enough to forgive it the speed loss compaired to using TheBat mail client on 98.

    This all works for me beacuse I use her Linux box to keep my dialup working without a hic-up, which saves on the telephone bill - infinite calls = 60 hours for $0.7 :)

    I wish I could melt all my warez, but I just can't get my dual monitor display working (I use it as a tv/dvd player) on my ATI RADEON 7000 / S3 cards with XFree86 that comes with Mandrake 9.2 (think its ver 4.3) but will try with Mandrake 10 and a downloaded 4.4 - Hope to hell it works!

    Cheers - enjoy the weekend.

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    Don't make your problems my problems!
  81. Interviewed by Bob Young by CrazyLion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's interesting to note that the interview conducted by the publisher of the first Linux Journal - Bob Young, who left his own mark of history of linux. Namely as a co-founder of RedHat.

  82. Re:10 years by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

    Umm, I was using Linux ten years ago, or trying to use it, anyway. It had a lot of power, but to claim that it 'far surpassed with I was using on the desktop' is presumtuous and plain wrong.

    And with that, I have to agree with your second paragraph. It's improved quite a bit. I don't run KDE or Gnome, though, so that isn't where I'd say it's improved. FVWM2 is better than FVWM, of course.

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  83. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by AntiOrganic · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I propose saying how free linux is and that that is what makes the big difference at the end of the day in how it is good as a system and in how it is good as a community.


    Do you think your average user cares about this? Chances are he's running a pirated copy of Windows already, so he could care less whether or not it's free, and certainly won't bother to make the gratis/libre or beer/speech distinction since he simply doesn't care. What matters is the software support, and whether or not he can quickly and easily perform all of the tasks he's used to on Windows. What also matters is the hardware support, and the guarantee that the TV tuner card he just bought for $20 after rebate at Best Buy works properly with his operating system.

    Of course, the issue with a lot of Linux evangelists is that they fail to realize how Windows is good enough for most people, that people are extremely stubborn, and will only change when forced to. My aunt Kathy doesn't care that Linux is made by a team of volunteers all around the world, or that Gnome and KDE offer many superior features to Windows. She cares that she can hop onto overpriced and under-featured America Online garbage and check her email. This is true of the majority of computer users, not the minority of dumb ones.

    You can preach about free software all you want, but in the end, does it get the job done? And is it enough of an improvement to get people to give up what they've been using for years and learn an entirely new system?

    There is absolutely no doubt that the Linux community has come a tremendous distance even in the last year or so. But we need to fucking work and work and work at improving the quality of the software, and drivers, if it's going to gain any mass-market acceptance. We're not done yet.
  84. Re:Was?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    der is not capitalized, diphshit

  85. Stupid Question That Google Could Probably Answer by MyHair · · Score: 2, Interesting

    FreeBSD celebrated its 10th anniversary this past november .

    Cool, I have occasionally wondered how old the free BSD's were, because I first learned of Linux when trying to learn Unix to help my chances of getting a particular job back in 1994. (I got it, by the way.) I had a couple of "UNIX emulators" which were really just simulators to learn the commands. Linux was the only free real-life Unix I found. At the time I thought BSD was for pay only. I didn't expect much when I downloaded Linux, but after trying it I thought it was the most awesome thing because it let me learn IT concepts at very low levels, and it was fully 32-bit.

    Frequently I ready FreeBSD'ers talk about how they've been around longer than Linux, but that puzzled me since I was in on Linux before I heard of FreeBSD. So, did I just not read the right places, or did Linux take off faster than the free BSD's? I keep wondering if I'm not a FreeBSD user by luck or because Linux was available first.

    (My first Linux was Slackware downloaded to floppies. It was Slackware 2.something; I remember Slackware 3.0 was called Slackware95 :)

  86. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I propose saying how free linux is and that that is what makes the big difference at the end of the day in how it is good as a system and in how it is good as a community.

    No one cares how "free" Linux is aside from people like us. Windows is free to normal people because it comes with the computer. But I do tell people how bad Windows is. Its probably the 2nd worse OS I've used, next to DOS (if you can count that as an OS). And I'm not picking those because they are from the same company, I'm saying it in terms of reliability and usability (I know many will disagree with me here). People know I'm a computer person, and they come to me with Windows problems, and I tell them that they are Windows problems, and that is why I don't use it, nor know too much about it anymore. I don't tell them to run Linux either. I would never do that. I recommend for "normal" people to buy a Mac. Unfortunately, they are expensive.

  87. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by westlake · · Score: 1
    The Geeks spend too much time trying to show non-Geeks how uncool using Windows is, instead of trying to spread gospel, so to speak.

    This sums up two problems:

    1 Windows users don't give a damn about being "cool," they don't give a damn about being "Geek."
    2 But, most of all, they don't make a religion out of an operating system.

    Understand that Linux is superior to Windows... Stop saying how bad windows is. Say how good Linux is.

    For all the talk of the cathedral and the bazaar, there is an authoritarian undertone to Linux advocacy that is not lost on the average Windows user. It is after all Windows and not Linux that brought computing to the masses and defined the experience in ways that they could understand.

  88. A note on the article... by Vrallis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, I finally got a story accepted. About time!

    The last link (to the word count) was added by the /. guys--I never had that link in there. It is hilarious, though!

    And yeah, the 'christened the maiden issue' bit was my attempt to add some creativity in hopes of acceptance.

    Finally, the title was changed as well...I think I originally put in 'Linus on Linux -- One Decade Ago' or some such. The /. editors were right in changing the title; theirs was better!

  89. Re:A new religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So why is he trying to bother me How many reasons do they need I might just be right this time I'm talking for free i can stop myself it's a new religion oh I've something to see I can't help myself it's a new religion yeah

  90. Who said it was? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one. You may have assumed it was attributed to Linus, but no one claimed it was.

  91. And in other news, LINDOWS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...has just pulled the plug on their name and operations in Europe. See MSNBC's web site for the story unless you want to wait for /. to parrot it.

  92. Re:Was?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buzz off, German. We kicked your asses in WW2. So shut the hell up and pray for the poor souls that died to liberate your shitty little country.

    The uniforms were cool, tho. ;-)

  93. Linux fuck count by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    haha yes.. only about 2 million lines of code and not much "fuck" at all in them..

    now lets look at microsoft.. 2 million lines of working code and 18 million more lines of FUCK.. So thats why M$ is so bloated ;)

  94. Re:Jesus Christ, slashdotters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey, it's our money that pays for those damn T-3's! why don't you get back to work instead of surfing slashdot during work?

    additionally: eat it.

  95. Re:10 years by westlake · · Score: 1

    This would be fine if users haven't come to expect windowing systems, media players, et. al., to perform well, be installed out-of-the box, and have an integrated look and feel.

  96. M$ contribution to Society by girgit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    About five years ago I realized that MicroSoft sets the computer user community back by about 10 years. The reason is that they provide features that don't really work. Right now we have Windows that would some times not maximize, a task manager that sometimes cannot kill a process, an explorer that hangs and needs to be restarted by hand and an OS that some time is not be able to shut-down.
    By contrast, I claimed to friends in 1997, if all this was done on more stable platforms -- Linux for example -- they would be late in coming and it would be some time before the grandma can send the pictures to the family by e-mail but the technology will be dependable when it is available.
    This I believe to be one of the greatest harm M$ has done -- created features that don't really work. Most computer uses believe that the computer does need to shut down every night and that it does need to keep getting slow as time passes.
    But I am happy to see that the features are becoming available in more stable environments and that these are taking less then 10 years to catch up.

    I still have faith. Some day the computers will work as they aught to.

    1. Re:M$ contribution to Society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I claimed to friends in 1997, if all this was done on more stable platforms -- Linux for example -- it would be some time before grandma can send pictures to the family by e-mail but the technology will be dependable when it is available.

      But your friends weren't willing to wait for the new millennium.

      Most users believe that the computer does need to shut down every night

      or maybe they were simply taught as kids to turn off the lights and the TV before they went to bed.

    2. Re:M$ contribution to Society by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its amazing how many of my clients don't report (Windows) server problems to me because its "normal". Its 'normal' that the backup has an error message, they just click the ok button (ack!), its 'normal' that the machine is out of virtual memory, they just reboot it (ack!).

      Etc. Its amazing what the Windows computing culture has done to people.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
  97. Misleading counts... by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


    It's hard to find the "f" word inside another word, but when I grep through linux 2.4 looking for other words, I find quite a few hits on:

    Matsushita (a hardware vendor, I guess)
    scrap

    While I have your attention, does anyone happen to know how to isolate specific words from the lines that match? I wanted to come up with a matching wordlist without the surrounding words that "grep" produces.

    1. Re:Misleading counts... by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      If you want to exclude words you can do this:

      grep -r "shit" * | grep -Eiv "(matsushita|cushite)"

      For looking for only some things you could do this:

      grep -rEi " (shit|shitty) " *

    2. Re:Misleading counts... by markan18 · · Score: 1

      Try to use regular expressions, im a beginner in this domain but have some success.

      for example
      grep -r hell * match hell, Shell, shell and other things.

      grep -r " hell " * match the word "hell" surrounded by spaces

      grep -r " [Hh]ell " * match the words Hell and hell.

      $ info sed to see the wonderful world of regular expressions.

    3. Re:Misleading counts... by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


      But I believe you still get back a whole line of text. I was hoping to single out just the matching word on a line.

    4. Re:Misleading counts... by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


      I probably wasn't clear enough, but I want to take the lines matched by grep and single out just the matching words (i.e., the one word on a line that matched).

      Maybe sed has something like this? I've only used it for string replacement.

    5. Re:Misleading counts... by megalogeek · · Score: 1

      One easy way:

      grep "whatever" /some/files/and/stuff | tr " \t" "\n" | grep "whatever"

      tr transaltes all the spaces and tabs into newlines, then you grep again on the smae words and you get only the words you're looking for.

      If you just want a list of all the words you matched so you can filter out the ones like "scrap" try this:

      grep "whatever" /some/files/and/stuff | tr " \t" "\n" | grep "whatever" | sort | uniq

      There are probably many other ways to get the same effect, but this is the first that comes to mind. I this doesn't answer the question you were asking, oh well.

      --James

    6. Re:Misleading counts... by markan18 · · Score: 1

      the command grep -r " [Hh]ell " * | sed s/^.*[Hh]ell.*$/hell/ | grep hell will single out the word hell but is is not perfect: a) If the word you look for appears more than 1 time in the same line it will be printed only 1 time. b) You lose the case information Hell becomes hell c) That command is long and ugly d) Maybe some perl gourou out there can post a 20 bytes perl script that do the thing

    7. Re:Misleading counts... by IceAgeComing · · Score: 1


      Thanks, that does the trick. I didn't know about "tr"; I've been a unix user since 1988. The man page seems to suggest that it's a relatively new command. Useful one, too.

    8. Re:Misleading counts... by daddymac · · Score: 1

      #!/bin/bash
      shitlist=""
      MATCHLINES=`grep -r shit *`
      for word in $MATCHLINES; do
      if [ "$word" = "shit" ] || [ "$word" = "shitty" ]; then
      shitlist="$shitlist $word"
      shitcount=`echo $shitlist | wc -w | awk '{print $1}'`
      fi
      done
      echo $shitcount

      --
      If something I said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, I meant the other one.
    9. Re:Misleading counts... by megalogeek · · Score: 1

      My BSD flavor (darwin) has a "tr" man page with the date October 11, 1997 so it's not *that* new. Then again, I've been using *nix user since about 1994 and I didn't discover it until a few months ago. I think "tr" is one of those jewels that got lost in the background noise. Too bad really.

      --James

    10. Re:Misleading counts... by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      There's a way using awk;
      grep -r "shit" * | awk 'match ($0, /([^ ]*shit[^ ]*)/) {print substr($0, RSTART, RLENGTH)}'
      --
      Je fume. Tu fumes. Nous fûmes!
    11. Re:Misleading counts... by macshit · · Score: 1

      I didn't know about "tr"; I've been a unix user since 1988. The man page seems to suggest that it's a relatively new command.

      Um, no. It was certainly there when I started using unix (BSD 4.1c) circa 1983, and I believe it was in earlier Bell Labs distributions from the '70s (e.g., v7 or whatever).

      --
      We live, as we dream -- alone....
    12. Re:Misleading counts... by chgros · · Score: 1

      While I have your attention, does anyone happen to know how to isolate specific words from the lines that match? I wanted to come up with a matching wordlist without the surrounding words that "grep" produces.

      From man grep:
      -o, --only-matching
      Show only the part of a matching line that matches PATTERN.

      To get all words containing "word":
      grep -o "\\(.\\B\\)*word\\(\\B.\\)*"

      (\B = empty string not at the edge of a word)

    13. Re:Misleading counts... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG LOL REGUILAR ESPERRESIONS!ur the lunix god !!!11 ur teh shit let me sux ur tits

  98. My favorite question in the interview... by Isca · · Score: 3, Funny
    Linux Journal: With the end of the road for Intel's 80XXX series chips in sight (although at least a few years away), what chip or hardware platform would you like to see Linux ported to?

    And that end is in sight now, right guys?

    Guys?

    ....

    -Chris

  99. Slashdot design changes are wrong!!! by Dareth · · Score: 1

    "Slashdot will eventually get redesigned, etc.) will end up being dead wrong,"

    Where the hell did my "Barrel of Circus Monkeys" go?

    I miss them already.

    --

    I only look human.
    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
    1. Re:Slashdot design changes are wrong!!! by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

      That's a good point - I hadn't noticed that they had pulled that until I saw your comment. I did notice some personal page redesigns though. Maybe they'll finally update to using CSS and save themselvessome bandwidth.

    2. Re:Slashdot design changes are wrong!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they'll finally update to using CSS and save themselves some bandwidth.
      What? You think they're afraid of getting slashdotted?

  100. I am sure by osho_gg · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... that Linus was not realizing that he was revolutionizing and empowering the porn industry :)

  101. Feeding the troll by zpok · · Score: 1

    I'm a dad, not a kid.

    --
    I think, therefore I am...I think.
  102. Linus, the manager by steveha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    [Linus] has coordinated a great deal of it, but linux is no longer his.

    I disagree. He has done an outstanding job of managing the dev process for Linux. One of the most valuable things he does is to say "no": he won't let Linux bloat up needlessly and he won't accept badly-written patches. He has a vision for the kernel that has turned out to be excellent; he ignored the prevailing wisdom of the day that microkernel was the way to go, and that worked out (look where HURD is compared to Linux), he pushes at all times for simplicity (consider his interactivity boost, consider his plans to replace numeric IOCTLs with file-like semantics).

    He's not perfect. His continuing refusal to accept kernel debugger hooks in the mainline kernel is silly (he has claimed that kernel debuggers are a crutch, for those who don't fully grok the kernel).

    But without Linus, the Linux kernel would not be as amazingly great as it is today.

    steveha

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    1. Re:Linus, the manager by maxpublic · · Score: 1, Insightful

      But without Linus, the Linux kernel would not be as amazingly great as it is today.

      Without Linus, there *would be no Linux kernel*.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    2. Re:Linus, the manager by steveha · · Score: 1

      What I mean is: suppose he had donated the initial Linux kernel to the world, and then walked away from it? Without his management, we would still have some sort of Linux today. But I believe it would not be as good as it is.

      If something took Linus away from Linux now, it would be sad but the Linux kernel would continue. I'm not trying to claim he's essential. But he is extrememly valuable.

      steveha

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      lf(1): it's like ls(1) but sorts filenames by extension, tersely
  103. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by enigmatichmachine · · Score: 1

    drivers drivers drivers and drivers you mean? yes yes yes yes yes. desperately. don't get me wrong, it gets 9 outa ten drivers on every system i have, but lets be honest here, if one box has no sound in linux, and one has no modem, and one has no ethernet, and one can't use the video card, which one am i going to run linux on here?

    side note: win2k3 server is worse in the driver department than linux, no joke! i had 4 nics in in my server all running in 2k adv. server, switched to 2k3 advanced server, and half of them died from not having compatible drivers, and these were netgear and kingston 10/100's, not some ancient crap...

    --
    -and occasionaly a giant moose.
  104. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You are so much TOO LATE Linux man!!!! All the other Operating Syustems such as Linuk SUCK compared to Apple Mac OS X!

    Mac OS X is a rock-solid open-source operating system, the most modern OS in the world! The other system cannot compete! So they have to be sold for free! Because nobody will buy them for any money!!!!!!! ! Hah ahah ahaha ahhaha!!! Apple has won and you have lost! But we are not sore winners so we invited you to come over and enjoy the greatest world system, Mac OS X!

    If you do not believe how GREAT APPLE IS compared to your precious (like gollum on Lord of The Rings! HAH) Linus system, then READ THIS!! It is SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAT I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE IT!!!

    Linux is close to dead and WE are here to fill the space you leave in death of OS!!

    JOIN Mac OSX and SEE FOR YOURSELF how good computers are SUPPOSED TO BE if they are not made by hacker and students in school like Linus Trovald.

    YOU PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN about Mac OSX or you will be left as LOSERS with a computer nobody cares about. Nobody cares about freedom softwares, as long as Apple looks better you will lose forever. Open source! HAH! I do not think so! Everybody leaves you and gets a REAL computer made by the PROS!!!

    READ THIS!!
    From the Apple Mac OS X Page:


    Mac OS X has evolved. The fourth major release in just three years, Panther offers breakthroughs in innovation, ease of use and reliability that won't be seen in other operating systems for years, if ever.

    If you're one of the millions of Mac owners, you'll love the powerful refinements to your system. Or as a user of a Windows- or UNIX-based system, you'll find mouth-watering incentives to switch to a Mac as your main computer.

    The world's most elegant user interface just got easier. ... up to six times faster than Jaguar, but you'll probably think Panther's done almost before you stop typing. It's just that fast. Compare that to finding files on a Windows-based machine and, well, there's simply no comparison.

    Panther introduces the most revolutionary advance in productivity for a desktop windowing system in years. It's called Expose. With advanced virtual and protected memory, Mac OS X lets you have scads of applications open at the same time without fearing data loss in other apps if an unruly program crashes. And with several documents open per application, you could end up with dozens of open windows.

    Of course you can still text message with anyone on the AIM and .Mac networks. Use iSight to set your buddy picture. The superior graphics capabilities of Mac OS X enable innovative applications previously imagined only in science fiction.

    You can do just about anything with Panther.

    Apple's new default browser offers pop-up blocking and built-in Google searching.

    And to make type management more manageable, Panther introduces a new application, Font Book, which lets you preview and install fonts with just one click. Or locate any font on your system with the search function. You can activate fonts individually or create sets to make them available in groups.

    Fast User Switching makes it even easier to share your system with other people. You can let them log into your Mac without quitting any of your applications.

    Because it's built on Open Source standards, Mac OS X provides you with time-tested security and reliability not available on proprietary systems.

    Only with Mac OS X can you run Microsoft Office, Quark XPres

  105. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by thinkninja · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Mostly I've talking about personal desktop use and I assume that you are too.

    I guess I vaguely agree with the sentiment you and the grandparent poster expressed. Yes, there are some vocal zealots in the Linux camp who do more harm to their cause than good. But being a nerd/geek/whatever you should look past the ideology and concentrate on the geeky aspects: it's powerful, it's educational, and it's free.
    I'm not the type of person whose strong sense of conviction is going to keep me focused for 8 hours straight so I can grasp ALL the concepts of a Linux distro install.
    It doesn't take eight hours. There are pretty GUI installers (Mandrake, SuSE) that will guide you through everything, including partitioning and hardware configuration. You don't even have to RTFM (but it is a good idea). The only instance you would seriously have to devote time to study would be installing LFS. Does it take you 8 hours to (re)install Windows? No, it takes...what, 1-1.5 hours from start to desktop?
    Yeah, I've installed and played around with several distros...
    Must have taken you days.

    That's probably uncalled for but exaggeration bothers me.
    "Windows users are stupid"
    Yes, this attitude is quite wide spread and it does put people off. If you think someone is more or less intelligent based on their IT skills, you need to step back and evaluate just how much you've integrated them into your own ego. But Linux users do tend to be more knowledgeable about computers generally than their Windows brethren because:-
    a) they had to install it themselves, furthermore they chose to install it themselves out of curiosity or disaffection with Windows.

    b) they're now doing the bits that Windows did for them behind the curtain. Sometimes there are friendly GUI tools that work well, sometimes there aren't. Either way, if you want featureX it's up to you to make it work. In contradistinction to Windows where featureX will either work or it won't, it's entirely up to Microsoft.
    All I'm saying is that I think Linux can have great potential, but the problem now is that it is so surrounded in geek philosophy that people would rather just use their Windows machines because it does what they need right now.
    Then they should do just that. I have Windows using friends and, believe it or not, I don't shout at them all the time for using Windows. For their (non-geeky) needs, switching to Linux wouldn't be worth it.

    For geeks though, it is. Like that poster's sig says: I use Linux because it's like having a chainsaw instead of a penknife. Not always necessary but more fun.
    --
    "The number of Unix installations has grown to ten, with more expected." (Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd ed.; june 1972)
  106. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Linux has created two classes of people. Those who can, and those who can't

    Linux didn't create those classes. I notice the same classes when it comes to many other things: fixing things around the house, working on cars, making things in a wood shop, etc.

    It looks to me like there is a growing class of poeple out there that want everything handed to them on a silver platter sans any sense of understanding.

    Today, the schism between these two classes is so great one views the other with hostility and mistrust.

    Yeah, I see that too. But I think you misidentify the cause. And, once again, I don't think Linux has much to do with this.

    Case in point: I was called by a Windows user the other day. He couldn't connect over the phone to a new AOL account. When I picked up the phone I could clearly hear just way too much noise on the line. I demonstrated how even a known good external modem would fail exactly the same way and told him that he had to have the phone line fixed. He treated me like I was lying to him, simply would not believe that there was anything wrong with the phone line and basically threw me out because I couldn't resolve his problem.

    The source of his hostility and mistrust was not my preaching at him (I didn't) or any kind of complexity in Windows (the probelm was elsewhere). It was more likely situated in the fact that his problem couldn't be fixed right now, goddamnit, with no effort on his part! He didn't understand what was going on, I did, and why couldn't I just make the magic so it would work? Sorry, that's not how the universe works.

    Understand that Linux is superior to Windows, but Linux users are not superior to Windows users.

    Sorry, that's just not how I see it and I see a lot of both Windows and Linux users. Face it, there is a certain minimum knowledge about computers required to use Linux and, right now at least, it is higher than that required to use Windows. So, from that one particular standpoint - a basic knowledge of how computers work, the average Linux user is almost certainly superior to the average Windows user.

    As another point in passing, I notice that Linux users are also the same people that fix things around the house, work on their own cars and have woodworking as a hobby. In general they understand that some things are possible only after acquiring a certain skillset and, God forbid!, actually put some effort into learning something new instead of just having everything handed to them on a silver platter.

  107. If it weren't for Linux's penguin pushing... by Savatte · · Score: 1

    what would Nick Park have used in his Wallace and Grommit movie?

    1. Re:If it weren't for Linux's penguin pushing... by MooseByte · · Score: 1

      "what would Nick Park have used in his Wallace and Grommit movie?"

      Meerkats, plain and simple. I've never trusted the looks of 'em. Like little zombie squirrels intent on stealing your soul.

  108. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by greygent · · Score: 1

    The Windows 2003 HCL (Hardware Compatiblity List) is your friend. Windows 2003 does a few system-level things differently, including drivers. This was widely documented and I'm surprised that you apparently didn't hear about it before you decided to upgrade.

  109. Re:make linux work with winmodems like windows doe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nah, Winmodems were a passing fad. Real geeks use DSL or WiFi ;-)

    Um.... Fax.

  110. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

    I recently spoke with my Mother who is admittedly one of the majority of people who really don't care much about operating systems, back-ends and god knows what else. We discussed the idea of putting Mandrake on her machine. The reason this is not really an issue is because there is no reason I can't set it up to dual-boot into Windows as well. This will give her a safe place to go when she's having trouble, but at the same time, I will set up Mandrake to be super user friendly and easy to deal with for the applications she'll need. Mozilla, Evolution (or Thunderbird), some simple card games, OpenOffice. I will also set it up so that she has access to her Windows partition from Mandrake so she can keep all her files in one place and won't have to worry about it. Gradually she should come to like and use Mandrake much more. I know that this will work as I did the same thing with my wife at home, and now she won't touch Windows with a ten foot pole.

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  111. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Stop saying how bad windows is

    Quite some contradictory statements you've made there. You might want to rethink things.


    Nothing contradictory there. Even if you argue that Windows is good, you can also argue that Linux is better. In any case, and in my opinion, it's much better to talk <fill in the blank> up than to talk <fill in the blank differently> down. Think of it in terms of talking about your girl friend, or your religion, or your car. Nobody minds if you think you have a hot girl friend, or a better religion, or a flashier car and back up your beliefs so long as you don't hit people over the head with them. Few people are receptive if you tell them their girl friend is ugly, their choice of religion is a vertical drop to Hell or their car is the worst thing ever to sputter and belch its way out of Detroit.

    --
    Someone you trust is one of us.
  112. [slightly OT] Linux Magazines by glamslam · · Score: 1

    What printed (not online) Linux magazines are the best for general information? General as in not desktop-specific, not server-specific, etc. Yes, I've googled an found a bunch. Any recommendations?

  113. Linux Journal spams its customers by laing · · Score: 1

    I subscribed to LJ a few years ago and I was immediately spammed at the unique e-mail address I had created for them. The spam wasn't even remotely related to their magazine either, it was something about Oprah Winfrey. I called them and confronted them. They admitted doing it and I cancelled my subscription without ever receiving a single issue.

  114. 10 years of Linux!!! it deserves a toast: by master_p · · Score: 1

    I wish you Linux become 100 years old!!! live in prosperity and in good health, and guide us to light as you ever did!!!

  115. Re: Another one! by bill_doors · · Score: 1

    "I do hope and expect to be able to find a job much more easily due to linux."
    If he cannot get a job with Linux, who could?

  116. I have a copy of that issue. by stankyho · · Score: 2, Interesting

    LJ 1st Issue

    I thought about trying to sell it on eBay. I wonder if it would be worth anything. I did get some extra swag at LinuxWorld when I showed it to the people at the Linux Journal booth.

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  117. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by be-fan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, in some 3D design niches (the really high-end) Linux is better than Windows. That's why a lot of movie studios (eg. ILM) are using it.

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    A deep unwavering belief is a sure sign you're missing something...
  118. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...By any sane/balanced person's standards, Linux is not categorically superior to Windows, sorry...."

    And by the same token, Windows EULA is categorically evil (even borderline criminal) compared to Linux's EULA. So pick your poison.

  119. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What should be done?

    De-mystify Linux
    Understand that Linux is superior to Windows, but Linux users are not superior to Windows users.
    Stop saying how bad windows is. Say how good Linux is.
    Shoot Windows users.
    ????????
    Profit?

    Oh wait, open source. Skip the profit bit, just shoot the Windows users.

  120. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Nicholas+Q+Name · · Score: 0

    ...their girl friend is ugly, their choice of religion is a vertical drop to Hell or their car is the worst thing ever to sputter and belch its way out of Detroit.
    How the hell do you know so much about me?

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  121. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by cavver · · Score: 1

    Try to explain me how to do that . I found out that GUI's are incredible from single-user perspective but if you have to show to some "new" users thy become a real pain .

  122. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by zpok · · Score: 0, Redundant

    yeah right, troll...

    Wait till I get my next batch of moderation points, revenge will be mine!!!!

    aaahahahahahahaaaaaarghl

    oh, don't tell me, this is redundant, right? OKdoK

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  123. Congratulations! by viktor · · Score: 1

    Sincere congratulations!

    This is the 10,000th posting this week which is motivated by the three magic words "worth the read"!

  124. Glory Days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember back in '93 first getting a glimpse of Linus in the photo he mentions. He was arched over a desk, with a beer bottle, and his face completely hidden. Those were the days when you could install Slackware (Linux 0.98.xx or somesuch) from floppies, and RedHat didn't even exist. I remember the excitement when I first installed, and first saw the text console come up with "darkstar login:" (Slackware default). And how great it was to be able to get Linux on a single CD for the first time (from a Walnut Creek CDROM)! I still keep and treasure that CDROM.

    I never expected Linux to be such a phenomenon. I was just glad I was able to run at home an OS like what I had at work. (I couldn't afford Coherent, let alone SCO!) I was just glad I didn't have to run DOS or Windows 3.1, never in my wildest dreams did I expect it to threaten the Beast itself!

  125. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    Today, the schism between these two classes is so great one views the other with hostility and mistrust. This is not how a society should evolve.

    Yeah, it's practically a daily news item on how much those non-Linux-users hate and mistrust the Linux users. Practically can't get away from it. Next thing you know they'll pass a Constitutional amendment banning those geeks from getting married!

    Time to put on the tinfoil hat.

    Max

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  126. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    But, most of all, they don't make a religion out of an operating system.,

    No, instead they make a god out of a little dork who became the richest man in the world by screwing everyone else. In my mind, the Linux zealots are just assholes, while the Billy-G worshippers are downright frightening.

    Max

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  127. Re: Another one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "I do hope and expect to be able to find a job much more easily due to linux."
    If he cannot get a job with Linux, who could?

    I think you need to brush up your reading comprehension skills. "Due to" is not the same as "with".

  128. Re:How far have we come? Ninnle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yep, how far linux has come. still clunky. still slow. still nearly impossible to use/configure. still a huge piece of shit. sorry dudes, but when it comes to ease of use, hardware support, and nice user interface, MS wins hands down

  129. Seeing as... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Greeks have deprecated the Drachma in favour of the Euro and Beowulf was not a Greek hero anyhow, the remark is not so much Funny as non-sensical and irrelevant.

  130. Just to piss everyone off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna go and learn C and revise my knowledge of ASM and write a Micro-Monolithic Kernel. >:)

    "That'll fuck'm".

  131. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

    Linux would benefit more if people would look at it as simply an OPERATING system, rather than a (religious) BELIEF system.

    In the name of the Kernel, and the Module and the Holy Source, Amen.

  132. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, that must be a pretty hardcore production server you've got with those $11 NICs.

  133. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by westlake · · Score: 1
    No, instead they make a god out of a little dork who became the richest man in the world by screwing everyone else. In my mind, the Linux zealots are just assholes, while the Billy-G worshippers are downright frightening.

    Dehumanizing Bill Gates leaves Windows users cold. They simply do not think of an operating system in terms of moral philosophy, the cult of personality or Marxist class conflict.

  134. binary compatibility by krokodil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In 1994 Linus wanted SysV binary compatibility. In 2004 commercial Unices want Linux binary compatability. How ironic.

  135. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by curne · · Score: 1

    Linux would benefit more if people would look at it as simply an OPERATING system, rather than a (religious) BELIEF system.

    So, since I believe that Linux and other free software is better for mankind than proprietary systems, I am hurting Linux? How is this?

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  136. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by westlake · · Score: 1

    In the early twenties it took knowledge, effort and physical risk to get a broadcast receiver up and running, learning respect for high voltage circuits, undertaking hazardous ladder work out-of-doors to string a proper antenna, pile-driving stakes to get decent electrical grounding and so on. But the craft or hobbyist phase of any consumer oriented technology is inevitably short-lived. The machine fades into the background and most of the time it "just works."

  137. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

    A lot of that comes with familiarity and education as much as anything else. A lot of people from a given generation did or did not grow up with certain things or concepts and don't "get" them; and that's fine. Education's difficult sometimes.

    How many people know how to program their own VCR?
    How many people know how to milk a cow?
    How many of you can change your own spark plugs?
    How about recompile a kernel?

    I have a few professional clients who look at it very intelligently I think; one's a doctor who pointed out that he has no problems paying me to fix up his computer for him just as I'd have no problem paying him to fix me up on an O.R. table.
    Neither of us would try to do the other's work and we'd both be happier and less frustrated for it.

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  138. a Linus quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As to patents, I consider software patents a patently bad idea in the first place, and even if I didn't, I would abhor the paperwork needed."

  139. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

    My wife had the fast Linux learning curve dealt to her the day I replaced the Windows boot screen with a LILO: prompt that defaulted to Linux. I still regret not making 'hell' the name for the Windows boot, but that's beside the point.

    Recently she got a job where she was working with Windows computers and came home to tell me all the "problems" they have that we don't have at home with our computer. I pointed out that these were all 'normal' things for Windows and to ask any of her coworkers; they all agreed.

    Ugh.

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  140. Linus has traveled further than Bill Gates by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 1

    Since he lives in Silicon Valley, which is at a
    lower latitude than Redmond. Therefore his house
    sweeps a longer path through the heavens.

  141. Re:Stupid Question That Google Could Probably Answ by autechre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Linux gained popularity first because at the time, the free version of BSD was mired in a copyright dispute with AT&T.

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  142. Honor Linus! by sageres · · Score: 1

    Hey guys, just a thought. A few of the computer industry people have been honored in various degrees by many governments. For example, Bill Gates will be knighted soon (see article in last week's Time), Tim Berners-Lee (now Sir) was knighted a few months ago... And a few others were honored in various degrees. I am thinking that Linus should get some sort of official recognition for his contribution to the Computer Science field. Do you agree?

    1. Re:Honor Linus! by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
      OK, what's the highest recognition awarded by the communist party?

      *ducks*

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  143. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by imr · · Score: 1

    No one cares how "free" Linux is aside from people like us.
    until you've explained to them.
    My parents, whom I described in another post as computer clueless, have been running Mandrake linux on their desktop for 2 years.
    They don't care about anything that is related to a computer at all. Yet, they are interrested in their computer not having viruses and the computer of their friends being off the net for one or two weeks every 6 months because of them. And being computer illeterates doesnt mean they are dumb, they can understand that a free (-dom) environment means that no unsecure decision based on marketing pressure needs to be done, they can understand that people code is open to peer review and that is shows, and they can understand that billions of euros are not going overseas to fund a notorious monopolistic and unsecure company. And they did.
    The original post is about what we should say, that is: advertise or better, promote.
    I don't promote anti windows or anti redmond crap, because it relies on redmond doing for ever the same mistakes. They won't.
    I promote free software AND talk about the same things as you, even taking redmond as a bad example, but I always link those points to their origin: free code and the comunity behind it are the reasons .

    I don't tell them to run Linux either. I would never do that. I recommend for "normal" people to buy a Mac.
    Well, linux has been a long way since slackware 3.5, you should try some new user friendly distro. ;)
    My child who is 7 years old, has her own account, type her login and password then fire up some incredibly stupid video of some hype top of the pop lame singer or the sims. You don't need to know any esoteric stuff to run your desktop as a "normal" user.

  144. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by imr · · Score: 1

    In my understanding of the issue being discussed, you are a little off topic, even if all you say is actually true. But english being NOT my mother tongue, maybe it's me who didnt understand the original poster. For sure, I didnt feel I needed to be precise in the free beer/free speech area, because there isn't such mix of notions in my language.

    I understood that the original poster was talking about what needs to be PROMOTED to the person we want to recommand linux.
    In that understanding, going along the anti windows road is a short sighted decision since redmond won't do the same errors always. It is also perceived as blatant lies by the people who, like you say, are perfectly happy running windows.

    On the other hand, the fact that a company needs tens of billions and monopolistic practices to be able to do the same things that a handfull of coders around the globe, and is unable at the end of the day to achieve basic security where the free nature of the free software comunity FORCE THEM to always TRY to reach it actually interrest a lot of people, even clueless users.
    People DO have common sense. They do understand the pragmatical benefits of free software without going deep into the theory. So that is what needs to be promoted, because that is what produces the difference.

    Since we are talking about common sense, all you said about the work that needs to be done, both for the user who needs his system to perform well and for the coders, is, of course, perfectly true. I wouldnt advise linux for anything that it can't achieve (music or video editing comes to mind for example, although it's moving there), but I wouldnt restrain myself to advise it for any regular desktop behavior.
    And is it enough of an improvement to get people to give up what they've been using for years and learn an entirely new system?
    In itself, freedon is worth it. Now, I wouldnt advise such a person to give it up, I would advise him/her to give it a try, just to have his opinion made. But that is, another time, off topic. I've seen a mac user, a graphist working in manga edition, unable to switch to windows with the same software. So, linux or not, this point is about habits, and the difficulty to lose them, not about linux, windows, mac or freedom. Hey, even some linux users are lost without their distro!

  145. 23 years ago today... by adeyadey · · Score: 1

    "640K should be enough for anyone" Bill Gates, 1981

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    1. Re:23 years ago today... by dougmc · · Score: 1
      "640K should be enough for anyone" Bill Gates, 1981
      Which is funny and ironic and all, except that He didn't say that and actually felt quite the opposite.
    2. Re:23 years ago today... by dougmc · · Score: 1
      He didn't say that and actually felt quite the opposite.
      Oops. I didn't mean to capitialize `He' (as one might if He referred to somebody like God.) It was capitalized to indicate the start of a sentence, but then I changed my mind ...
    3. Re:23 years ago today... by adeyadey · · Score: 1

      From reading that, I am not sure that Gates issues a catagorical denial, though.. Its fair to say he wasnt the one who made the first IBM use the 8088 (spit) instead of the fab 68000 - how much better the world of PCs would be if they had..

      "..And it now appears that Bill Gates never said anything about getting along with 640K. One Sunday afternoon I asked a friend in Seattle who knows Gates whether the quote was accurate or apocryphal. Late that night, to my amazement, I found a long e-mail from Gates in my inbox, laying out painstakingly the reasons why he had always believed the opposite of what the notorious quote implied. His main point was that the 640K limit in early PCs was imposed by the design of processing chips, not Gates's software, and he'd been pushing to raise the limit as hard and as often as he could. Yet despite Gates's convincing denial, the quote is unlikely to die. It's too convenient an expression of the computer industry's sense that no one can be sure what will happen next."

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  146. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by BenjyD · · Score: 1

    I find people's lack of desire for change with the current MS dominance disturbing. Gates, after all, is a convicted monopolist, gave extremely evasive evidence that made him appear an untrustworthy liar and faces massive fines in the EU.

    Whenever I mention to people I work in a computing-related area, I get a stream of questions and complaints about lost work, crashes and system corruption caused by MS software. Yet everybody just carries on using MS.

  147. Re:Also also 10 years ago today... by Mjlner · · Score: 1
    Bill Gates: "The Inter-what?"

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  148. Re:How far have we come? Ninnle! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You obviously haven't tried Ninnle...cutting edge Linux at its best! Windows hasn't a prayer.

  149. Re:Linux Has Travelled Far... In The Wrong Directi by enigmatichmachine · · Score: 1

    sure, hardcore, if by production server you mean i got drunk, and installed a demo of 2k3 server to run terminal services so that i can use my laptop to play my stereo from any room in the house.

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