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  1. Re:What do you expect? on "Smart" Billboards Debut in Sacramento · · Score: 1

    His reply and use of a racial epithet begged my reply. But of course it is always easier to snipe...

  2. Re:What do you expect? on "Smart" Billboards Debut in Sacramento · · Score: 1

    Try "spelled" next time rather than describing a type of food, idiot. But I guess you are too 1334 to care anyways. Oh, and it's a plus +3, funny.

  3. Re:Two way street? on "Smart" Billboards Debut in Sacramento · · Score: 2, Funny
    This could set a dangerous precedent, no?
    No.
  4. What do you expect? on "Smart" Billboards Debut in Sacramento · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you expect from a guy whose handle is "k0osh.CEOofCLIT"?

  5. To preempt any semantic bastards on Escher Paintings with Lego Bricks · · Score: 0, Troll

    I meant 'sculptures', not 'scultupes'.

  6. Not mentioned but cool... on Escher Paintings with Lego Bricks · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are many other neat things on this guy's website besides the Eschers, most notably these mathetical scultupes and Rodin's Thinker. From the Rodin's Thinker project: This took a lot of work, despite starting from computer-generated instructions based on photographs (actually the programming was nearly half of the project). Cool!

  7. Re:Too bad on Intel Releases "Fastest Chip Ever" · · Score: 1

    It's rumored that many Pentium 4 designers poured malt liquor on the first processors to honor their dead homies. However, upon further investigation, only traces of Zima were found.

  8. +1, Ignorant (Ignorance is bliss) on Antibiotic Resistant Staph Infections · · Score: 1

    Yeah, thank God we have phlebotomy (blood-letting) to treat West Nile or we would really be screwed.

  9. Perhaps I should call you in a couple years on New Phased-Array AP Boosts 802.11b Range · · Score: 1
  10. Re:Will find cache for karma on Embedded Linux Wi-Fi Mesh Router On Sale · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    You're not a whore! Karma isn't an addiction! I used to suck toes for crack! Now that's an addiction! Uncle Danny used to snort toilet bowl cleaner, and you're bitchin' about your Karma. Do you really think this is going to get you anywhere in the world, DJ? And no, I don't care How Rude I am Stephanie, so shut the hell up! [And then in an aside to the audience]: You can thank the writers for that one.

    What can I say? It took CowboyNeal a lot of booze/drugs to make me pretend I'm Bob Saget with my personality split between his roles on Half Baked, Full House, and America's Funniest Home Videos. Needless to say, it worked.

  11. Re:I received a similar offer recently... on Namibia Says "No Thanks" To Microsoft Donation With Strings · · Score: 1
    Who said I was trying similar? I don't remember anything that said I had to be similar. Oh, so that's what I've been missing all along! All posts are supposed to be similar. Thanks for letting me know.

    Next time I tell the story, I'll be sure to make sure it is more similar to the topic I'm relating it to.

    (See I wasn't trying to metaphorically satirize the post verbatim, so ... never mind.. it's only karma...)

  12. I received a similar offer recently... on Namibia Says "No Thanks" To Microsoft Donation With Strings · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft recently offered to give me a free Xbox. My first response was "Sweet!" But I knew there had to be catch, so I asked the MS Rep what strings were attached. "None whatsoever," he replied, "all you have to do is pay for it."

  13. 7. Designate you a douche on AIM And ICQ to be Integrated · · Score: 0, Troll

    nt

  14. I'm not a semantic bitch, but maybe a whore... on AIM And ICQ to be Integrated · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm not sure whether or not you could use iChat to chat with ICQ firends; but you perhaps could chat with friends on ICQ.

  15. Correct if I'm wrong on PPC Linux vs. Mac OS X Server: Linux Edges Out · · Score: 1

    But isn't FreeBSD (off which Mac OS X is based) older than one year?

  16. Re:Darwin on Darwin 6.0.2 for x86 Released · · Score: 1

    Goddamn that was witty.

  17. Re:Darwin on Darwin 6.0.2 for x86 Released · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it only works if you buy its upgrade pack, currently codenamed 'Jesus'.

  18. Darwin on Darwin 6.0.2 for x86 Released · · Score: 4, Funny
    Only Apple would have the balls/ingenuity/vanity to name their product Darwin.

    In other news, Windows has released a competing OS codenamed 'God'.

  19. Someone ought to hack it on Crushing Experience · · Score: 1

    and stop the countdown a few seconds before it destroys itself. And change the webpage to a HAL 9000 quote.

  20. Re:Who is more gay? on An R2 Of Your Own · · Score: 2, Funny

    You

  21. This isn't much of a worry for me on Lasers for Fun and Profit · · Score: 1

    Considering that I don't sleep naked when my friends spend the night.

  22. Re:Multiplayer deserted island? on Myst Comes to the Net in 2003 · · Score: 1
    wondering if at the next turn something would poke its head out
    like being at a cheap amusement park
    Is it just me or do these two statements contradict each other? I cannot guess how many times I've actually paid money to enter an amusement park, and before I know it some stupid character pokes its head out at the next turn. That is when I realize that it is a cheap amusement park.
  23. Perfect game for the workplace on Games in the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    Progress Quest (www.progressquest.com) is the perfect game for the workplace. It's online, can appear as if it is work-oriented and important (when not in 3d mode), massively multiplayer, and, best of all, a free download!

    I've managed to spend time with my wife and 3 kids, work 8 hour days (plus 1 hour commute each way), work a part-time job, and still have enough time to play and maintain a level 50 character.