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  1. Re:Nutjob on Bullet-Proof Xbox Wows Police · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Normal" and "Balanced" are subjective terms.
    I feel I am completely "Normal" and "Balanced". It's just that very few people agree with me at first glance.

    I do fantasize about various weapons of destruction and brutal acts of violence when I'm angry.
    That's usually around the time I start into the heavy bag for 20-30 minutes...

  2. Re:not prime on 40th Mersenne Prime Found · · Score: 1

    To all the other children of the parent, I think the logic that gave him his answer was something like the following:
    (2^20996011-1) => 2^(20996011-1)
    = 2^(20996010)
    So of course, his logic is flawed, but the answer he came up with is correct based on his logic.
    (2^20996010)mod 2 = 0
    Therefore 2^20996010 is not prime

    Maybe this kid should go back to elementary school and be re-taught the proper Order of Operations.

  3. Re:Damn them! on 40th Mersenne Prime Found · · Score: 1

    That's ok; I'm using the 41st and 42nd Mersienne Primes as my passwords. which is why people have only got to the 40th MP so far...
    I can't let the cat out of the bag until I find the 43rd and 44th and change all of my passwords.
    You silly people... thinking the 40th was good enough... And didn't you learn that you shouldn't use the same password for everything? Now you see why :P

  4. Re:Dammit.. on Piece of the Moon for Sale · · Score: 1

    I'm Canadian... They're still french fries to me...

  5. Re:Evidence that the system is a failure on A Day in the Life of a Patent Examiner · · Score: 1

    umm... excuse me? You americans give you your individual liberties too... Can you say Patriot Act?
    By the way, to the grandparent, I live in Canada... there are very few shootings here (especially when compared with the number in the US)

  6. Re:Real Estate for sale... on Piece of the Moon for Sale · · Score: 2, Funny

    Building your next home on the moon has many perks:
    1. No Pollution - at least not yet

    That extra sunlight that we humans are accustomed to not really getting may be a bitch... mmm... cosmically irradiated french fries...

    2. No pollen - great for people with allergies
    Lots and Lots of dust... bad for people with allergies.

    3. Spectacular views of the planet Earth with ocean front views.
    Too late... I've already sold all the available land on the bright side of the moon... you get the dark side...

  7. Re:Evidence that the system is a failure on A Day in the Life of a Patent Examiner · · Score: 1

    Yes... Survival of the fittest...
    If you're dumb enough to buy the latest, greatest, completely untested snake-oil cure, then any side-effects you may incur are self-inflicted, and you will get no sympathy from me.
    Just like if you jump in between a mother bear and her cub, then start hitting the cub with a stick, you deserve the mauling you will receive...

  8. Re:Priorities.. on The Amazing Shrinking Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    No... you have to find the cure first, patent it so noone else can use it, then find a treatment, and since you have the patent on the cure, noone will be able to attack your business model (without thmeselves finding a completely different cure for cancer)

    Step 1: Find and Patent cure for cancer
    Step 2: Charge exhorbitant fees for treatment of cancer
    Step 3: Profit!!!

    (Flame me if you must, but it's working for AIDS... I'm sure there's a cure for it in someone's file cabinet, somewhere)

  9. Re:Heavens to murgatroid!!! on Universities Dispute with Red Hat over 'Fedora' · · Score: 1

    a savvy legal Explorer could open a lot of Windows into to what goes on behind such strategies.

    Would that lia^H^Hawyer's name be Bob by chance?

  10. Re:Pot, meet kettle. on Universities Dispute with Red Hat over 'Fedora' · · Score: 1

    ...those who run that system would be LOSers

    I thought we became admins so we could avoid being a luser...

  11. Re:One minor problem with this on NVRAM With Disordered Assemblies (Smaller/Cheaper) · · Score: 1

    And viola! A cup of coffee!

    Or something that tastes almost entirely unlike tea?

  12. Re:Hoooorrrraaaayyyy! on Legal US Music Downloads Beat CD Single Sales · · Score: 1

    At last, the end of the 1.2.3. jokes. We found the missing part!!!!

    But where does stealing the underwear fit into all of that?
    I think your plan is flawed... you have to steal the underwear... the gnomes knew that... and they're great at big corporate plans

  13. Re:I need one of these. on Radiofrequency Weapons · · Score: 1

    I need one of these to use on my neighbor's stereo.
    That's what I used to say when I was a child.
    Then I bought a good stereo of my own. (That, and moving to a different city for school)

  14. Re:Astronomical? on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: 1

    I don't doubt for a minute that DNA isn't some sort of very large program, and that when given the right parameters, will produce a very similar thing

    Of course it's part of a very large program given precise parameters... Feed it an answer and it will respond with the question, very advanced stuff..

    Earth (ZZ9-plural-Z-alpha sector)
    It will produce a very precise and exact answer... or, queston... It only takes 10 million years.

  15. Re:Retraction on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: 1

    Nothing is provable without a URL.

    Ah, that proves nothing.


    Just use a statistic...
    'You can use statistics to prove anything even remotely true..' Homer I believe...

  16. Re:Not a good idea on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: 1

    Tomacco plants aren't a good idea.

    Tomacco plants are a great idea, you can make buttloads of money off of it. The problem comes in when you get those talking sheep with bloodshot eyes running after you...

  17. Re:Seriously... on U.S. Continues Biological Warfare Research · · Score: 1

    So you'd feel equally threatened if Mother Teresa or Kim Jong Il had their finger on the trigger of a nuclear arsenal? Fah. Tell me another one.

    Ok, take your example.
    You can see Kim Jong Il. He is about 300 yards away. You have 1 gun, with 1 bullet. You know KJI will hit the button and launch the nuclear arsenal.
    His entire body, save his face, is behind some bulletproof substance (with regards to your gun, anyway).
    The only way to stop the annihilation of Japan is to kill KJI with a headshot.
    Would you do it? Not by your logic. Since there are 'moral absolutes' and it is 'morally absolutely wrong to kill another living soul', Japan gets to thank you for no longer existing, right?
    Wrong!!! You would take the shot, knowing that you saved the lives of millions of people. So you broke what everyone says the the most absolute truth.
    What exactly does that say about moral absolutes? Well, the ones that most people think are truths are complete and utter bullshit. Every person is merely a victim of circumstance and environment.

    If you want to cry moral rules, look at the 7 deadly sins. Then look at exactly which of them the US breaks all the time.
    Greed: Why did they go after Iraq? Oil.
    Lust: How much money is spent per capita on cosmetic surgery, spas, retreats, holidays, sex, etc.. in the US annually?
    Gluttony: As one of the fattest nations, I think Americans definitely fall under this category
    Sloth: Capitalism at its finest; The most amount of money for the least amount of work.
    Pride: USA is the best country in the world, right?
    Anger: Carpet bombing a country for weeks because they drestroyed a building. Sure it was a tragedy, but wasn't the retailiation a little excessive?

    Off the top of my head, the only one they don't break is envy, as their heads are all so far up their asses that they think they have everything better than everyone else.
    You must remember, morals are different from person to person. You can't, therefore, use them as a set of rules with which to judge people.

    'Let he who is without sin cast the first stone' (disclaimer: I am not a Christian)
    Now, that being said, you should put that stone down monkeydo...

  18. Re:Tinfoil hat on on Tony Hawk's Underground - A Worthy Return? · · Score: 1

    Dont believe the hype. If that was the reason why THUG is not Live, why did Activision add Live support to SofII, RtCW, and JK:JA and others?

    It's not Activision that didn't put online support in THUG, it was Activistion O2, their sports games subsidiary.
    Activision and Activision O2 are two wholly different entities when it comes down to final decisions. Just as EA and EA Sports, Blizzard and Blizzard North, and (to get out of the gaming world) Sony (the makers of consumer electronics like MP3 players) and Sony Music (the recording company who, in conjunction with the RIAA et.al. is fights to make MP3s illegal).
    Take off your tinfoil hat, it's affecting your ability to think.

  19. Re:Repost! But improved! on How Not To Install Computer Hardware · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not quite;
    From the last page of the article:

    in case you're wondering we did not use any part of a similar article from Dan at Dan's Data, but we both covered all of the requirements to utterly destroy your computer with little effort.

    Try again...

  20. Re:Is anyone still using Magneto-Optical anyway? on Magneto-Optical Drives Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Because the media doesn't die if you look at it funny.

    Who the hell uses cats to store data anymore anyways?

  21. Re:Ha! on Telemarketers to Target Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    Sure it is, in fact it is very easy.
    Cellular providers are assigned blocks of numbers, just like everyone else. In most cases these blocks will all carry the same prefix.
    Getting the list is easy, Here is a free list of the prefixes in the (416) area code.
    And Here is a place where you can buy a list of all prefixes in North America, including the geographical location (Lat/Long), Country, prov/state, city, time zone, whether or not DST is used, and the line type.
    These were the first two hits for me when I googled 'cellular prefix' (YMMV)

    Of course if you look at the second site it shows there are some discreptancies, in which case calling a cell # with an autodialer is unavoidable. If you have such a number that shares its prefix with landlines, you are out of luck. The telemarketer will just show it uses a list similar to this and that your number does not fall in that list, and it will get off, and you will pay court fees.

  22. Re:LOAD "*",8,1 on C-64 Diehards Relive History · · Score: 1

    Thanks :)
    I was like 6 when my dad had his C64...
    i remember tons of games and apps on most disks...
    I was used to finding the right .PRG and running it... god help you if you loaded a .SEQ file...

  23. Re:LOAD "*",8,1 on C-64 Diehards Relive History · · Score: 1

    what did "*" do?
    I remember 'LOAD "$",8' brought up the dir list, as long as you followed it with a "LIST"
    As well, the ,1 was only necessary if loading machine code (*.PRG); If you were loading a basic program (*.BAS) all you needed was the ,8.

  24. Re:center of universes? on Dark Matter's Profile Discovered? · · Score: 1

    You just keep licking them and you eventually get to the centers.

    Or you could just be impatient like the rest of us a bite... now, who here has a mouth big enough to bite down on the universe in its entirety?

  25. Re:are you serious? on New Pentium 5 Details - 5-7ghz? · · Score: 1

    By the time you start playing, you already know that you lost.

    Obligatory (rewritten) Crow quote:

    0v3rl0rD (200+ confirmed frags): He's dead...
    CPU: They're all dead... They just don't know it yet...