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Piece of the Moon for Sale

Symon Gold writes "A desk set purportedly containing a piece of moon rock is up for auction at Lelands.com. Listing here. The New York Times (free registration required) has a story about the piece--a retirement gift given to Joe Healy, an engineer at NASA's Lunar Receiving Laboratory who worked on the Apollo missions and who died a decade ago. The auction runs until 9 p.m. on December 4th with an opening bid of $50,000."

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  1. RTFA PEOPLE, RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    For Right Price, a Bit of the Moon, Perhaps
    By KENNETH CHANG

    Published: November 27, 2003

    he desk set -- a few pieces of plastic amateurishly glued together -- is battered and scratched. The pen was snapped off years ago. On the left side is a yellowing blob of epoxy in the shape of a rock. On the right is a small plaque: "Presented to Joe Healy from his friends at LRL."

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    Cost: at least $50,000, the minimum bid in an Internet auction now under way.

    This plain-looking piece -- a retirement gift to Mr. Healy, an engineer at NASA's Lunar Receiving Laboratory who worked on the Apollo missions and who died a decade ago -- is believed to contain some of the rarest material on Earth: fragments of the Moon.

    The fragments are small -- specks really, embedded within the epoxy blob, smaller than the air bubbles and harder to spot -- but they nonetheless appear to be the largest sample of Apollo moon rock ever to be offered for sale, at least legally.

    "It's got magic attached to it, don't you think?" said Mr. Healy's daughter, Margaret Davis of The Dalles, Ore., who is putting the piece up for sale. "It's really from the Moon."

    NASA, however, will not vouch for it. The space agency examined it under a microscope in 1999. In a statement released when the desk set was returned to Mrs. Davis, NASA said that "the particles submitted for testing did not exhibit any characteristic features commonly associated with lunar soil" and that more extensive testing could not be conducted without destroying it.

    As of yesterday evening, no one had bid on the item. The auction continues until 9 p.m. on Dec. 4.

    "The serious bidders usually don't show their hand until the last day," said Bruce Mauro, acquisitions manager for Leland's Inc., an auction house in Seaford, N.Y., that is handling the auction. "They all lay back in the weeds. If there's going to be a bid on it, it'll probably be then."

    (The auction can be viewed at www.lelands.com by clicking on the "Americana" link and then the "Space" link.)

    In the three decades since the Apollo landings, NASA has jealously guarded most of the 843 pounds of Moon rock collected by the astronauts. The space agency considers them "national treasures," property of the federal government, although a few pieces were given as gifts to foreign governments.

    In September, the United States returned to Honduras a Moon rock that President Richard M. Nixon gave the country in 1973, but that was later stolen and ended up with a dealer in Miami. Last year, three interns at NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston stole a safe containing Moon rocks valued at $2.5 million to $7 million. The three pleaded guilty to the theft, and a conspirator, who offered the rocks for sale on the Internet, was convicted at a trial in June.

    For legal lunar material, collectors have had to content themselves with rocks brought back by unmanned Soviet probes or with pieces of clothing and equipment stained with Moon dust. Three Russian Moon pebbles sold for $442,500 at Sotheby's in 1993.

    When Mr. Healy retired in 1970, his colleagues pulled fragments from a box of Apollo 11 rocks and mixed them into a blob of epoxy shaped like the first Moon rock to be put on public display. The desk set also includes two pieces of Mylar from the Apollo 11 and 12 lunar landers.

    Soon thereafter, NASA administrators sent out memorandums telling employees not to give away lunar samples, but no one asked Mr. Healy to return his desk set. He often took it to schools to show it to children.

    "He kept it in a shoebox," his daughter, Mrs. Davis, said, "and when he didn't have it out showing it to someone, he had it under his bed."

    Over the years, the epoxy, once clear, has turned amber, and Mr. Healy's wife, Cynthia, snapped the pen off one day when she needed something to write with.

    With the death of the Healys, the desk set passed to Mrs. Davis, who kept it in a safe-deposit box. She planned to do

    1. Re:RTFA PEOPLE, RTFA by Patrick13 · · Score: 1

      I think I have some Moon rocks lodged in between the treads of my hiking boots... err I mean Lunar Hiking Boots.

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  2. What? You didn't sell it on ebay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess you got ripped off by paypal too many times.

    1. Re:What? You didn't sell it on ebay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paypal are a bunch of morons.

      Was it Warren Buffet who once said "Only buy stock in a company if it can be run by idiots, because sooner or later it will be."? Was he talking about PayPal?

    2. Re:What? You didn't sell it on ebay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where da white wimmen?

  3. Gonna go someday by Cap'nMike · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hope that in a few years the guy who buys this will be kicking himself for wasting money on a rock, instead of saving for a trip to the moon which could be practical in 10 years.

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    1. Re:Gonna go someday by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If this guy has over 50k to blow on a rock, he will have the money to go to the moon too. I would bet money he is an active supporter of space programs and exploration. We need more people like him.

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    2. Re:Gonna go someday by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Moon rock? It is obviously fake. None of the green cheese they brought back could possibly still exist today.

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    3. Re:Gonna go someday by Popadopolis · · Score: 1

      I very much agree. Too much interest or faith in the space program has been lost recently.

  4. Legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was under the impression it was illegal to sell moon rocks.

    1. Re:Legal? by slickwillie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is illegal to sell moon rocks, but not a desk that has a moon rock in it.

      Kind of like selling WMD to Iraq. You can't really sell finished nukes, bioweapons, or chemical agents, but you CAN sell all the ingredients as long as you include a statement like "don't mix 10 parts of XYZ to 3 parts ABC because that would make Sarin, and never, ever add water to the Anthrax spores".

    2. Re:Legal? by MerlTurkin · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's illegal to sell NASA moon rocks brougth back from the Apollo missions. However, Lunar Meteorites are a different story. I have a 9mg piece of DAG 400 and there are others available on the market as well. Mars rock is also available, I have a 32mg piece of DAG 476 and a speck of Zagami. But beware who you buy your specimen(s) from. Learn who the legit dealers are. Do your homework first.

    3. Re:Legal? by kittenthief · · Score: 5, Interesting

      doing some further research I found this in a NASA newsletter...
      "The OIG's investigative arm conducts criminal and regulatory investigations in which NASA is a victim. Recently, we have investigated: MOON ROCKS Finally, in an ongoing investigation we seized a desk set that allegedly contained scraps of lunar material. The set, which was owned by a dealer in rare objects, had originally been given to a retiring NASA engineerin 1970. Against NASA policy, the engineer's coworkers had worked some scraps of lunar materials into the desk." Newletter HERE strange that its being acutioned, but NASA Seems to have previously confiscated it???? I know I won't be bidding...not that I could :))

    4. Re:Legal? by bokmann · · Score: 1

      Mod this guy down... he doesn't know what he is talking about. You can't sell this kind of stuff to Iraq... This kind of stuff requires licenses no matter where it goes, and those licenses ain't gonna be approved for Iraq. Don't believe me? Check out this site, or this one.

    5. Re:Legal? by Stinky+Cheese+Man · · Score: 1
      Read The Fine Article

      "Amid a media firestorm, a NASA special agent from the Goddard Space Flight Center seized the desk set, and non-destructive testing to determine the desk set's authenticity ensued. After much legal posturing, NASA was forced to return the desk set to Ms. Davis..."

  5. Re:50k desk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To each their own, right? Why the rant?

  6. I can only wonder this... by saskboy · · Score: 1

    Why didn't they auction it on eBay? I mean, there are competitors to eBay now?

    OK, I'm joking. But really I do wonder what their reasons were.

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    1. Re:I can only wonder this... by serial+frame · · Score: 1

      Lunar rock is too busy getting its ass sued.

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  7. How much will it sell for? by John+Seminal · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think it will be overpriced. I believe the day is comming when we will all be able to take tours of the moon and mars. I believe the space program is most important for all people. What is out there in space? Are we alone? How did the universe form? Are our physics and math in a vacum of how they work on earth, like a lillypop in a lake? These are all valid questions about our exsistance. Sure, let the rich people pave the way by purchasing a novelty or trinket at an expensive price. Hopefully, these kinds of sales will spark interest in space exploration, and everyone will benifit.

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    1. Re:How much will it sell for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your problem? You drunk? How is stating an opinion karma-whoring?

    2. Re:How much will it sell for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Are our physics and math in a vacum of how they work on earth

      What the hell does that mean? You're asking if "our" math works in space?
    3. Re:How much will it sell for? by John+Seminal · · Score: 1

      Yes. Believe it or not, most of our advanced math is based on theory from what we observer and see from physics and astronomy and the sciences. We make guesses and test those guesses over and over. It would be nice to see if they hold up elsewhere, not just on earth. Read some superstring theory for more info.

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    4. Re:How much will it sell for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have too much faith in humanity, and Earth's Governments. The only thing that will get us back in to space (Beyond earth orbit that is) are the massive mega-corporations which have exhausted most markets here on earth seeking to grow there empires by the only means left to them (Other then all out warfare). In the end space will be a hundred fold as corrupt as earth, as there are no laws or rules that are enforceable in space...

      Or perhaps I'm just to much of a pessimist.

    5. Re:How much will it sell for? by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Answers to some of those questions have easily been found just by looking at space from the ground or from a space-based telescope. The amount of information one can actually learn about a celestial body without actually *going* there is frankly astonishing. As long as Earth still works, the project to *physically* probe deeper into space isn't actually fantastically important...

      And for your information, "our physics" is pretty much immutable throughout the universe apart from in the centres of singularities, and "our mathematics" is fundamentally correct even without a universe in which to study it. You could destroy all existence and kill God, but the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter would still be pi. Always.

  8. Re:50k desk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, the desk with the +5 Resistance to Fire magical properties was bid on last week. I'm afraid a chunk of extraterrestial rock is the best we can hope for this week.

  9. My Moon Rocks?!?! by trotski · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The american public payed millions of dollars of taxes to send a man to the moon and bring back moon rocks. Therefore, I find it strange and wrong that moon rocks can be in private hands.

    Everybody paid to bring the rocks here, and therefore these rocks should belong to all American people, not to private owners.

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    1. Re:My Moon Rocks?!?! by mraymer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I agree. I once read that NASA is very possessive of their lunar samples, and Universities have to really beg, plead, and fill out reams of paperwork to get a few grams worth.

      NASA calls lunar material priceless and so the first thing insurance companies ask them is how much would it cost to replace. So, NASA values it at the cost of sending up another Saturn V.

      This sample should have been donated to scientific research. The fact that it could end up in the hands of a private owner who will do no more than say, "Look at my moon rock!" is disturbing. The article has an image of the rock. It's hard to judge size in the image, but it's more than a few grams.

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    2. Re:My Moon Rocks?!?! by Czernobog · · Score: 4, Funny

      The spanish public payed millions of dubloons(?) of taxes to send a man to the Indies and bring back spices/riches/evidence of life/rocks. Therefore, I find it strange and wrong that spices/riches/evidence of life/rocks can be in private hands.

      Everybody paid to bring the spices/riches/evidence of life/rocks here, and therefore these spices/riches/evidence of life/rocks should belong to all Spanish people, not to private owners.


      Nevermind that Isabella ruthlessly stripped the Spaniards of their property at every opportune moment and with every handy excuse and that Colombus was Genoese....

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    3. Re:My Moon Rocks?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should pay for missions this way. Next trip to the moon or mars just bring back some rocks and sell them on the open market. trotski is right, the taxpayer is kind of getting screwed if there's an opportunity to recoup their money that isn't being pursued.

      Different kind of gold rush when any old flecks of rock are worth 50 grand. And as the description on the auction site mentions, the Russians aren't venerating them as 'national treasures'. This isn't the amber room with great artistry and historical signifigance. It's just mineral that some people with way too much spare cash are willing to pay large amounts of money for.

    4. Re:My Moon Rocks?!?! by MerlTurkin · · Score: 1

      But YOU didn't go get them did you? They DO belong to everyone, you can see some almost anytime you want. You can OWN pieces of the moon, lunar meteorites. Plenty available on the market but do your homework to find out who the legit dealers are first.

    5. Re:My Moon Rocks?!?! by phr2 · · Score: 1

      In fact only a few percent of the samples brought back from the moon have been studied at all. The rest, many hundreds of pounds, is sitting in NASA vaults. Maybe a few ounces get used for research every year. I would like to hope that by the time a serious dent is made in NASA's existing supply, we'll have a revitalized space program bringing back moon rocks and asteroid rocks by the ton, and the Apollo samples won't be so precious any more. Meanwhile, yeah, I agree with the principle of not taking the stuff private (or else letting the government auction some off like they do public spectrum). But we're talking about a unique and very small sample and I can't get too worked up about what happens to it as long as it doesn't happen all the time.

    6. Re:My Moon Rocks?!?! by NickFitz · · Score: 1
      The article has an image of the rock. It's hard to judge size in the image, but it's more than a few grams.

      No it isn't. The article also says:

      On top of the base is an epoxy resin scale model of the first moon rock put on display from Apollo 11. Molded into the resin are presumably the tiny fragments and flecks found on the bottom of the Apollo 11 "rock boxes."

      Sounds like it's maybe a few milligrams. That "presumably" also makes it sound like nobody's absolutely sure if there's any moon rock in there at all.

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    7. Re:My Moon Rocks?!?! by nyseal · · Score: 1

      Jeez, how far are we going to go back?

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    8. Re:My Moon Rocks?!?! by mraymer · · Score: 1
      Hey, this is slashdot. You should be happy that I STFI (saw the fucking image). But RTFA? That's beyond most of us. I did notice that right after I posted though. Heh.

      The slashdot summary was a bit misleading, and the true nature of the sample isn't mentioned until half-way down in the article.

      Oh well. Big fuss over nothing, or at most, a very little something.

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    9. Re:My Moon Rocks?!?! by NickFitz · · Score: 1
      Hey, this is slashdot. You should be happy that I STFI

      True, very true.

      Big fuss over nothing, or at most, a very little something.

      Hey, this is Slashdot :-)

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  10. profit.. by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. take some dirt from your backyard.
    2. put it in a fancy glass thingy.
    3. sell it.
    4. PROFIT!!!!!

    this particular piece may be authentic but i'm pretty sure that somebody has done the 1.2.3.4 thing above for moonrocks. i mean, if there's something thats worthless as it is but worth something because it is there are people who will try to cheat out some of that cash going around. i mean at one point there was something like many tons of the cross that jesus carries in bible circulating around collectors, if somebody doesn't go to moon soon enough there will be such a situation in time with moonrocks as well(and probably will be anyways for the "ah but this is from the first mission" rocks).

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  11. eBay will not allow moon rock auctions. by localroger · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They also disallowed auctions of all WTC memorabilia (even that ashtray you really bought there in 1982) shortly after 9/11, and auctions of anything even claiming to be Shuttle Columbia debris before most of it hit the ground.

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    1. Re:eBay will not allow moon rock auctions. by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the information. I sorta had a sneaking suspicion that was the case, but didn't want to dig through their rules to find it.
      http://cgi5.ebay.com/ws1/eBayISAPI.dll?SellYo urIte m&ssPageName=h:h:syi:US

      I've done that enough the past week trying to show them that it is eBay legal to sell printed spam material.

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  12. futurama quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Face it, the moon is a dump. It's a boring, dried up wasteland, and the only reason anybody ever comes here is for the tacky little amusement park. Can't you just accept that?

    1. Re:futurama quote by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      Face it, the moon is a dump. It's a boring, dried up wasteland, and the only reason anybody ever comes here is for the tacky little amusement park.

      You mean like France and EuroDisney?

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    2. Re:futurama quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, you sir, have never been to Chessington.

  13. Crack it, fool!!! by DrD8m · · Score: 1

    you'll have lots of rocks to sell.
    Can you even imagine a beowulf cluster of...

  14. Scientists? by John+Seminal · · Score: 4, Funny
    In September, the United States returned to Honduras a Moon rock that President Richard M. Nixon gave the country in 1973, but that was later stolen and ended up with a dealer in Miami. Last year, three interns at NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston stole a safe containing Moon rocks valued at $2.5 million to $7 million. The three pleaded guilty to the theft, and a conspirator, who offered the rocks for sale on the Internet, was convicted at a trial in June.

    Why do break in's always have Nixon's name somewhere in the paragraph?

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    1. Re:Scientists? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Hey! That's MR. Liberal Scum to YOU, buddy! Besides, Nixon was the political equivalent of a password stealing trojan. What good name?

    2. Re:Scientists? by NortWind · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's an interesting story, but you've been given a version with a strange spin on it. The moon rock was given by Nixon, not to the country but to a military dictator the US supported, Gen. Osvaldo Lopez Arellano. That dictator didn't recogize it as being valuable, and gave it to one of his colonels. There it sat, in private hands, until a US business man, Alan Rosen, started snooping around. He eventually found the owner, and bought the rock for $50,000. He was pretty surprised to find out when he took the rock in to be viewed by a potential buyer that it was to be confiscated. You can read about it in some detail here and here.

    3. Re:Scientists? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Why do break in's always have Nixon's name somewhere in the paragraph?"

      Well I... uh... certainly wouldn't harm the child...

      I'm meeting you half way, you damn hippies!

  15. $50,000?? by edubarr · · Score: 3, Funny

    This makes the moon rock the most expensive paper weight ever!

    1. Re:$50,000?? by McAddress · · Score: 1

      Even more expensive than my new server from dell running windows.

    2. Re:$50,000?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      y3r g473vv4y vv17 vv1nd0z xp 15 t3h s3c0nD m357 3xp3n51v3 p4p3r w31ght 3v3r, l0l n00b13.

    3. Re:$50,000?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are a fucking idiot.

    4. Re:$50,000?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this SCO lawsuit has any weight, then this stack of Linux CD's on my desk is a strong contender

  16. Why...? by romcabrera · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Why isn't parent modded down -1 Flamebait ;) ?

    1. Re:Why...? by Art+Tatum · · Score: 2, Funny

      Especially since his user name is 'trotski'. :-)

  17. Re:50k desk? by youngerpants · · Score: 2, Funny

    Moon rocks do have magical properties, have you never seen Halloween 3

  18. Watch out! by JediTrainer · · Score: 2, Troll

    They better have been careful not to have taken that piece off of my land. I've got mineral rights, you know.

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    1. Re:Watch out! by mawwuk · · Score: 1

      I remember a discussion on slashdot about things in space... I thought nobody could own any planets or moons, because it's in the law that you can't.

    2. Re:Watch out! by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      That's an issue that will have to be sorted out once people are in a position to stake their claim - it'll be the wild west all over again, except it'll be mega-corporations rather than men on horses.

      The wording of the international agreement was that "no state" could own planets or moons, but nobody said anything about people. Unfortunately, pointing at something and saying "mine" doesn't make it so. If it does, then I own the Sun and am going to chage the world taxes for using it.

      When people actually get to these places, the validity of those bogus "ownership" claims will fall apart. And people with the balls to colonise other worlds will own the land they stand on and make habitable - not some delusional crackpot exploiting 60's document phrasing and people's gulibility.

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  19. I'll be impressed by Pingular · · Score: 4, Funny

    if you can sell me some jupiter rock.

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    1. Re:I'll be impressed by tommy_teardrop · · Score: 3, Funny
      Jupiter Rock
      More Jupiter Rock
      Yet More Jupiter Rock

      If you can call Tori Amos rock, that is...


      I live my life in service to the God Jupiter, I think I should be able to make bad jokes about him.

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    2. Re:I'll be impressed by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

      well, if I can get some of that diamond that circles the second sun that was once jupiter, then I'll be fine

      (read 2061, sequel to 2010)

    3. Re:I'll be impressed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean solid diamond? Since the hydrogen there fuses into helium, which fuses into heavier stuff on down the line, eventually you'll end up with carbon (and uranium, iron, lead, and other crap.) And since the most compact structure for carbon to form is diamond, you'll have a huge ball of diamond down in the center of a protostar or dwarf. And boy, if you could work out a deal with de Beers, you'd be a Gadzillionaire overnight!

  20. Waste Of Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I predict that within 10 years Wal-Mart will carry moon rocks imported from the Chinese, who will have a mine on the moon by then and bring rock back by the ton. Get ready for "pet moon rocks" and "moon mood rings" on the shopping channel too.

    1. Re:Waste Of Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Modded funny? This is true. Though in China itself they'll probably be sold in apothecaries as an aphrodisiac. "Forget Viagra, nothing work better than real moon dust".

  21. Moron, it's a desk set. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a desk, it's a "desk set" for on a desk.

  22. Real Estate for sale... by WaterDamage · · Score: 2, Funny

    HA! I can beat that offer, on E-bay I'm selling 1-acre lots on the moon starting at $20,000. Perfect for your next home building project. Building your next home on the moon has many perks: 1. No Pollution - at least not yet 2. No pollen - great for people with allergies 3. Spectacular views of the planet Earth with ocean front views. Mission to the moon, taxes, rocket fuel, and NASA clearence fee, building permit, and contractors to build you house, sold seperatly. Buy now and get 1000 free hours of AOL via satelite to planet Earth.

    1. Re:Real Estate for sale... by damien_kane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Building your next home on the moon has many perks:
      1. No Pollution - at least not yet

      That extra sunlight that we humans are accustomed to not really getting may be a bitch... mmm... cosmically irradiated french fries...

      2. No pollen - great for people with allergies
      Lots and Lots of dust... bad for people with allergies.

      3. Spectacular views of the planet Earth with ocean front views.
      Too late... I've already sold all the available land on the bright side of the moon... you get the dark side...

  23. Who cares? by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    A few specks of moondust that would otherwise be sitting in a cupboard/safe somewhere.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your opinion means jack shit.
      You will NEVER GET LAID.

  24. Small chunks of extraterrestrial matter by chgros · · Score: 1

    I know someone (an astrophysicist) who has diamonds from outside the solar system (the result of dissolving a piece of meteorite)... Doesn't look like much though (they're so small it's just dust, stored in a liquid).
    I wonder if it could also reach such high prices. (When I looked at it I didn't think it could be worth anything, if only because there's no way you can tell it's from there)

    1. Re:Small chunks of extraterrestrial matter by NortWind · · Score: 1

      You can get a piece of a meteorite with these pre-solar grains (diamonds) here. Here is a little more explaination about them, and the meteorites that have them, sorry it is a bit dry! :-) These are the most ancient intact objects ever found.

  25. It's all about the brand by sssmashy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    DeBeers claims that a "natural" diamond is worth much, much more than a visually indistinguishable and chemically identical diamond made in the lab last Tuesday. It is priceless simply because it came from deep inside the earth, formed by intense heat and pressure over millions of years.

    Similarly, a few tiny chunks of the moon are worth $50,000 while a chemically identical chunk of rock from Colorado (olivine, with traces of ilmenite and iron oxides) is basically worthless (maybe $5/ton if you bought itin bulk).It's all about the brand, baby. Symbolism sells.

    1. Re:It's all about the brand by Unregistered · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At least nobody was murdered and no revolutions occurred to get the moon rock.

    2. Re:It's all about the brand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also pricey because DeBeers stockpiles diamonds and keeps them out of the market. That damned cartel!

    3. Re:It's all about the brand by S.Lemmon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      not really. First anyone can buy a natural diamond so they're hardly "priceless", and second DeBeers has artificially inflated the prices for years with their monopoly over the supply (diamonds are actually not nearly as rare as they'd like people to believe).

      Don't be fooled - DeBeers is scared sh*tless by the idea that jewel quality diamonds can now be manufactured! They look at artificial diamonds in much the same way Microsoft looks at Linux. At first despairingly, and then - as the threat becomes harder to ignore - with a massive FUD campaign aimed at convincing people artificial diamonds are somehow inferior.

    4. Re:It's all about the brand by cfuse · · Score: 1
      DeBeers claims that a "natural" diamond is worth much, much more than a visually indistinguishable and chemically identical diamond made in the lab last Tuesday.

      And the RIAA claims that it's worth paying for the shite that they call music. Bullshit is bullshit even when it's called marketing.

    5. Re:It's all about the brand by AzureLunatic · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No one was murdered, no. (At least, not that I know of.)

      People did die, however. I'm not about to forget the loss of life involved in space exploration just because it's neat. I still think it's worth it; I would probably still think it was worth it even if my own boy grew up to be an astronaut and died because of it.

    6. Re:It's all about the brand by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      Can someone tell me again, why this DeBeers enterprise is permitted to do business in the United States?

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    7. Re:It's all about the brand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money controls corrupt people in power.

    8. Re:It's all about the brand by The_Laughing_God · · Score: 3, Interesting

      DeBeers [i]doesn't{/i] do business in the US. They did until a DoJ looked into anti-trust suit. Then they informed each of their American buyers that they would have to buy from an assigned agent in (usually) London. These agents are not employees of DeBeers but independent distributors who have agreed to undisclosed terms with DeBeers.

      It's not exactly a free trade purchase either. An American buyer must either buy the entire lot they are offered or decline it, with the clear threat that the agent won't bother making offers to them again, if they decline. Even though most American buyers have expressed a reticence to speak, because they might not be offered any more lots (I don't have any responsibility to offer to sell you anything, even if I offer it to your neighbor) a substantial body of disclosures and dealer complaints have built up over the decades.

      The thriving trade in diamonds between American dealers exists primarily because they can't choose to pick and choose what they buy from the agents, and are therefore forced to trade/buy the stones from their mixed lots to get the stones they want.

      How can they get away with this? A) through agreements and open market purchases, they control tha vast majority of the world's large lots; and B) they don't transact sales directly in the US, so our laws don't apply. They only directly transact in antions where the laws allow them to conduct business as they wish - generally small nations where their money and/or a strong local traditional diamond trade affords them considerable influence - and not just third world nations: they have a special status in the Netherlands, because Amsterdam has been a major diamond center for centuries.

    9. Re:It's all about the brand by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 2

      They are not allowed to operate directly. They use middlemen to get around the law. You see those advertisements on the tv saying that diamonds are forever (unless you burn them) because of that whole freedom of the press thing.

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    10. Re:It's all about the brand by the+unbeliever · · Score: 2, Funny

      That should be "bullshit is bullshit especially when it's called marketing"

    11. Re:It's all about the brand by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1

      Ummm, they're 'priceless' because DeBeers controls the prices at which they're sold. There are no market forces at work, just DeBeers saying 'That's the price, take it or leave it.'

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  26. Magical Moon Rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you know it's not magical, huh? Can you prove that this $50,000 moon rock won't keep moon monsters away?

    1. Re:Magical Moon Rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see any monsters around... I'll take it!

  27. Re:Auction Up! by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

    Yes, for we are swimming in moon specks.

    It's got a cool/unique aspect to it that's going to make it sell for a lot.

    Remember those yahoos who stole and tried to sell a full-fledged moon rock?

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  28. If this stuff's worth so much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why not fly the shuttle to the moon and fill her up?

    It's well capable and has the necessary landing ability.

    They could bring back 20 tons of paydirt and solve the national debt!!

  29. Re:An unexpected side benefit.. by Unregistered · · Score: 1

    I'm a geek. I haven't thrown out anything.

  30. oh man, the errors by Transient0 · · Score: 1

    It's not a desk, it's a desk set: A little plaque and model.

    It's not made of moon rock, it's got a resin model of a moon rock on it with TINY FLECKS from the box the rocks were brought back in attached to it.

  31. Healy? by Curtman · · Score: 1

    I hope Major Nelson got one too.

  32. Mmm, rock by BabyDave · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does it have "The Moon" written all the way through?

    1. Re:Mmm, rock by DavidBrown · · Score: 1

      Does it have "The Moon" written all the way through?

      No, but it's a real find if the piece of moon rock has part of "Chairface Chippendale" etched into it.

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    2. Re:Mmm, rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Char?

    3. Re:Mmm, rock by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      At best, it could only be part of the 'h' or part of the 'a'. As we all know, The Tick prevented Chairface from completing the writing, and later went to the moon to fill the "C" hole, leaving the word "HA" in clear view from Earth.

    4. Re:Mmm, rock by Channard · · Score: 1
      Does it have "The Moon" written all the way through?

      No, nor is it peppermint fresh. But it does have 'property of Lucasfilm props dept' written on the bottom.

  33. Re:$50,000?? Not even close! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $258,000 for the Clichy Basket of Flowers, auctioned in 1990 by Sotheby's. Go figure.

  34. I presume, and so can you... by baileytal · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the description at the auction site:
    Molded into the [moon-rock shaped blob of] resin are presumably the tiny fragments and flecks found on the bottom of the Apollo 11 "rock boxes."
    Yeah, $50k USD for a blob of resin with some "presumable" tiny fragments of moon rock.

    To be fair, I think it would be fair to pay with 50 "presumable" $1000 bills encased in a big blob of resin shaped like a sucker.

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    1. Re:I presume, and so can you... by robogun · · Score: 1

      This article is news? Florian Noller has been selling presentations containing moondust for quite some time. His presentations are thoroughly documented and no where near $50K.

  35. I agree, it's worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the mods are fucking retards for modding the parent as a troll.

    1. Re:I agree, it's worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they mod rather randomly. I got a -1 redundant for a post i made that was the second post of a piece. And it was quite different from the first.

  36. Re:50k desk? by dolo666 · · Score: 1

    Damn! Foiled again. :)

  37. Bring me back a mooninite by schapman · · Score: 1

    Who needs rocks.. I want my own mooninite ATHF They can jump WAY higher then us, smoke when they shoot the bird.... and have the powerful QUAD-LASER... much cooler than some stupid rocks.

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  38. Free Moon Rocks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just look out your window on any clear night when the Moon is in view, and there you are! The whole thing is Free, and paid for by God! A little chunk of it on your desk is not the same thing, espcially if you slaved away at a job somewhere to get the money to pay for it. If you yourself went up there and got it, then it has value. If others slaved away for you (employees) so you could buy it, then it has practically no value, unless you sell it to someone who wants it. If you stole the money to buy it, either from your Company or the Company you work for, then it probably has a curse on it.

  39. Moon rock is good by pt99par · · Score: 1, Funny

    as long as they dont sell pieces of ur-anus .. cus i would not want any of tht on my desk

    1. Re:Moon rock is good by Erik+K.+Veland · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't it about time we change the name of that planet to end that stupid joke once and for all?

      I propose Urectum.

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  40. Re:50k desk? by cfuse · · Score: 3, Funny
    Moon rock or not... it's dirt!

    Or cheese.

  41. Re:50k desk? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why this human obsession with stuff from the ground? I'm more into digital rarities, like the newest game or software. That's what I value... not dirt, or minerals. But to each, their own, I guess, eh?

    How much is the lastest game from a decade ago worth? How much is a diamond or a pound of gold from a decade ago worth?

    Get it now?

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  42. Google NYT by Coneasfast · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those who do not want to register for NYT

    Here ya go

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  43. OK, here goes... by RMH101 · · Score: 0, Troll
    he's murderous scum who cheated his way into the presidency as part of an oil junta, and the world would be a better place without him. so i guess what i'm saying is i wish he was dead.

    now i'm off to the roof with a webcam to see if i can stream that cruise missile as it turns left over stockport and heads towards this IP address...

    1. Re:OK, here goes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh - you mean like the bush(es)?

    2. Re:OK, here goes... by mek2600 · · Score: 1
      so i guess what i'm saying is i wish he was dead.
      Keep talkin that way and you just might get your wish.
  44. "the thats-an-expensive-piece-of-rock dept." ?!? by Art+Tatum · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm disappointed in you, Taco. How could you miss an opportunity to run "the own-a-piece-of-the-rock dept."?

  45. and if you believe that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have some ocean front property in Nebraska to sell - oh, it's real.

  46. Obligatory Political Analogy (offtopic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patriot Act:US Freedoms::Patriot Missile:Iraqi civillians

  47. Sell quick before the market falls... by yiantsbro · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, sell now before the Chinese bring the stuff back in bulk and kill the market.

  48. Supply and demand. by AzureLunatic · · Score: 2, Informative
    Supply and demand. Big supply, low demand. Low supply, big demand. Low demand, low price. High demand, high price.

    See the thread involving DeBeers and artificially created diamond shortages.

    The US might do better to auction off a few small pieces to the highest bidders, if they were going to go that route for fundraising.

    1. Re:Supply and demand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You took a post that suggested we fly the Shuttle to the Moon seriously?!?!?!

  49. Re:50k desk? by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1
    Let's run with your point Why this human obsession with stuff from the ground? I'm more into digital rarities, like the newest game or software.

    What's the difference? In a few year's we will look back at the "newest game or software" and wonder why the hell we made that. (read: It's only 3D??)Diamonds etc are a rarity, thus due to supply and demand they are assigned a large value. Software is so incredibly accessible it is given a lower value (relatively). I'll agree that 50K is ridiculous for a desk, but not everyone has a piece of the moon now do they? It's simple economics. when Supply ) Demand prices go down. its that simple

  50. private ownership?? by kittenthief · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I remember reading where PRIVATE ownership of Moon rocks was Illegial? Searching Google, I can't find an exact statue to cite, just a bunch of references stating its illegial for me as a private citizen of the US to own a moon rock?? no wonder I never got that one I wanted for christmas :(

    1. Re:private ownership?? by MrPerfekt · · Score: 3, Informative

      Didn't _anybody_ RTFA?

      It's a resin mold of a moon rock with "presumably" dust from the bottom of the box they were toted in. I shit you not, that's from the description (which you didn't read). So the title of the article is misleading which in turn is resulting in these screwed up comments.

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  51. Waste of money by The+Eye+of+the+Behol · · Score: 1

    Whats the point of buying a small chunk of the moon if you cant visit it? If you buy the land, then you will have to be trained as an astronaut and then you will have to travel the distance to get there. This costs extra money in itself.

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  52. dr jones time by cyrax777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    begin Indiana Jones mode "It belongs in a museum" end Indinana Jones mode

    1. Re:dr jones time by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      No...Bruce Willis needs to blow up the Moon.

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  53. you can buy land on the moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, I'm serious. Go to www.lunarembassy.com and you can read all about it. The legality is questionable, lawyers have dissected it and the best answer I've seen is "I don't know". So I decided to buy 2 acres on the moon. I figured we'll go there again during my lifetime, so why not try to own a bit. It was only like $40 for two acres...not too bad.

    The company IS real, it is not a scam. I have seen the guy on talk shows and in the news, and I received my deeds of ownership. I thought it was cool because if it turns out he doesnt legally own the moon, then I'm only out $40 (not a big deal in the big scheme of things). And if it is real, then I own 2 acres on the moon!

    disclaimer: I am not affiliated with the company that sells property on the moon in any way. I'm just a happy customer, its cool :)

    1. Re:you can buy land on the moon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And because you saw it on TV, that makes it not a scam? ;)

    2. Re:you can buy land on the moon by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      They've been selling "land on the moon" for years. It is a scam, as any reasonable person can tell at a glance. They also advertise by email spam (no surprise there - someone with a BS product sending email spam.) So if you support them, you're not just throwing your money away, you're supporting spam.

      You're claim about "I am not affiated with the company" would be more believeable if you weren't posting as AC.

  54. Re:50k desk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Diamonds arn't quite as rare as you may think, and given the restrictions (and stranglehold) that exist in their supply I would not call the economics of the Diamond market simple.

  55. Lunar tourism in 10 years? Yeah right! by enosys · · Score: 2, Interesting
    That's silly. The chances of being able to buy a trip to the moon in 10 years are practically zero. The chances of anybody visiting the moon within the next 10 years are slim too.

    People have been talking about space tourism for a very long time but look at what's happened so far. Manned space travel is more or less at a standstill. Certainly there's technological potential for a lot more but it's just not happening.

  56. Why bother with a rock... by Gudlyf · · Score: 1
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  57. What about that guy that owns the moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't there some loony bin huckster that supposedly owns all claims to the moon and was (still is?) selling shares?

    Wouldn't that rock be a stolen piece of his backyard? Call the cops!

  58. Joke by Hal+The+Computer · · Score: 1

    What kind of lunatic would by a piece of dirt that from the lunar surface?
    /me Pauses, and ponders fate.
    Oh well at least it's not a total waste, I got a very fancy glass jar.

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  59. Old News... by windside · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man, three years ago I bought my Dad an acre of land on Io from a booth at the mall around Christmastime. It only cost me 10 bucks and it even came with a deed, although the guy printed that on-site with a shitty bubble jet.

    Either way, he was also selling pieces of the moon, but owning land on our moon is like owning a cabin in Aspen - it may have been cool 30 years ago, but not anymore. Jupiter's moons are the next big thing, man.

    [hmm... that post started and ended with "man"... maybe i need to get out more...]

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    1. Re:Old News... by SamSim · · Score: 1

      None of you are thinking big enough. I *own* the Sun. Gonna start charging people for using it, too.

  60. What?! by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 1

    50 grands opening bid and I couldn't even get 50$ for my Piece of Earth auction? BAH!

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  61. Re:50k desk? by wrmrxxx · · Score: 1
    I'm more into digital rarities

    Now there's a concept: software as a digital rarity. How can digital information become rare, when it can be copied perfectly for just about nothing? Maybe someone ought to mention this to the record companies one day. They'll be shocked to learn that their product has very low value without them depending on an artificial scarceness, and I'm sure they'll drop their prices right away.

  62. Ahh, if I was insanly rich. by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 1

    Set the wayback machine for 25 years ago or so. I remember some guy came to our elementary school and showed us moon rocks. I was impressed.

    I mean, those rocks came from the freekin moon!

    Good luck to the winner of that auction.

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  63. Odd, as they allow meteorites by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1

    eBay has an official category for meteorites, with nearly 1000 items listed.

    I wonder why eBay feels it's OK to sell some things from space and not others. Is it legal to sell moon rocks, or are they all NASA's property through some sort of weird eminent domain? I can certainly understand forbidding Columbia items, that's just out of human decency, but the moon rock thing has me perplexed.

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  64. Re:50k desk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, the Debeer's family owns and holds them all; so it'sbecoe a rarity

  65. Re:"the thats-an-expensive-piece-of-rock dept." ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because it's actually "the get-a-piece-of-the-rock dept.".

  66. Re:50k desk? by IM6100 · · Score: 1

    How much is the lastest game from a decade ago worth?

    I recently sold a box of Sega Saturn games (CDs) on eBay. Went for about fifteen bucks.

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  67. Where is the moon peice? by t0ny · · Score: 2, Funny

    You would think that big piece of cheese in the desk would stink by now!

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  68. Wow! That makes me incredibly rich by TintinX · · Score: 1

    If a few fragments of moon rock are worth this much money, I am one seriously wealthy person.
    A couple of years ago someone bought me a whole acre of the moon for my birthday!
    I'm doing the financial calculations now but it's making my head hurt.

  69. Re:50k desk? by prockcore · · Score: 1

    Diamonds etc are a rarity, thus due to supply and demand they are assigned a large value

    No, this is due to cartel manipulation.

    I'd be willing to bet that little fossil rocks with Trilobytes in them are far more rare than diamonds, yet trilobyte fossils are $1.25.

    This isn't supply and demand, this is market manipulation.

  70. Re:50k desk? by prockcore · · Score: 1

    How can digital information become rare, when it can be copied perfectly for just about nothing?

    I'd say stuff like the source for Windows 2000 would be considered rare... and very valuable.

    Some digital information can be considered very rare and valuable. But that's probably not the stuff this guy is talking about.

  71. Obligatory "Dead Poets Society" quote by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    "This desk set wants to fly!" Oh hang on, part of it already has.

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  72. Don't be ridiculous... by Channard · · Score: 1

    .. of course it would stink. That's why they preserved and varnished the cheese - so you'll be okay as long as you're not planning to eat the moon-cheese.

  73. Certificate of authenticity not provided. by Channard · · Score: 1
    What kind of lunatic would by a piece of dirt that from the lunar surface?

    Hey, watch it! I'll have you know that's genuine 100% official Clanger Poo.

  74. Dammit.. by Channard · · Score: 1
    That extra sunlight that we humans are accustomed to not really getting may be a bitch... mmm... cosmically irradiated french fries...

    That's freedom fries, you insensitive clod! Or have you forgotten how the French refused to help fight the evil Soup Dragon in the moon wars of 2054?

    1. Re:Dammit.. by damien_kane · · Score: 1

      I'm Canadian... They're still french fries to me...

    2. Re:Dammit.. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Poutine!

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  75. Epoxy! Not a moon rock! by lunartik · · Score: 1

    Its an EPOXY 'rock'. With maybe/possibly/probably not moon rock flecks in it from the mold! What a misleading story.

    There are pieces of Apollo 11 & 12 on the front of the base though, thats kind of cool.

  76. cluster of moon rocks by Jernau+Gurgeh · · Score: 1

    Nah, it's been done.

  77. Much cheaper by Shooter6947 · · Score: 1

    You can legally buy rocks from the moon for a buttload cheaper than $50,000 woven into plastic. Some meteorites that were collected after landing on Earth were found to have come from the moon. When a large object hits the moon, moon rocks are thrown into space and some of them land back on the Earth. This trick works for Mars, too. Here's a little piece of moon rock for under $1000, for instance.

  78. Yeah... by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

    I'd like some of that metallic hydrogen for my next casemod...

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  79. Moon for sale! by Carnivorous+Carrot · · Score: 1

    Now if only a piece of JLo's moon were for sale...

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  80. ...Rock Neil? you brought back rock? by A1tha1us · · Score: 1

    'I don't know if you looked around before you left, but we've GOT rock! just laying about... oh wait Neil did you hear,.. while you were gone rock went up 3 points....no it didn't.. becuase it's just ROCK' --Eddie Izzard

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  81. Re:50k desk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah it's moon rock, but ...

    No, it's snot.

  82. Landing the shuttle on the moon... by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    "It's well capable and has the necessary landing ability."
    Uh, stop and think for 10 seconds. The shuttle lands on Earth using wings. Wings require air. Also the shuttle needs a decent landing strip, and to take off it needs a bunch of fuel, even in the moon's low gravity.
    Unfortunately TV and movies are viewed as reality by most americans, nearly every show in space treats ships like planes in space; they're streamlined, winged, and they maneuver like dogfighting planes. Watch some Babylon 5 reruns.

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  83. What about the one at the Smithsonian? by smchris · · Score: 1


    The slice of moon rock at the entrance to the Air and Space that you can touch must wear down like the steps to a medieval cathedral with all the people rubbing greasy fingerprints on it. Has that ever been replaced? And if so, who got the old bits of that germ-o-phobes worst nightmare?