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  1. Re:Waiiiiit a minute... Huh? on Time Warner Cable Patents Method For Disabling Fast-Forward Function On DVRs · · Score: 1

    the only appropriate response to time warner cable is FUCK YOU.

    Hey Linus, here's another one.

  2. Re:Right to Repair bill in Massachusetts on NVIDIA Responds To Linus Torvalds · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good luck selling your cars in a state where you don't comply with state law.

    Do you think car manufacturers don't have to meet California's tougher emissions standards because Federal law trumps state law?

  3. Not a shipping product..... on Mozilla Shows Off Junior, a Simple Browser Built for iPad · · Score: 1

    "Junior — remember, not a shipping product"

    and yet it's already at version 8.

  4. Re:Doesn't Matter on The Art of Elections Forecasting · · Score: 1

    I don't think it was lies with Obama, I think it was something i consider worse: naivete

    Reminds me of a line from the movie "The Rock".....

    "Great. We're not gutless, we're incompetent"

  5. Re:The Unnnnnn on UN To Debate Taxing Internet Data · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, this *IS* what the UN are good at.

  6. Re:Who answers these polls? on In America, 46% of People Hold a Creationist View of Human Origins · · Score: 1

    How do they remove the bias toward people:

    a) Stupid enough to answer a call from "Gallup Polling" or "Unknown"
    b) Assuming no caller ID, stupid enough to answer the questions once they know it's a pollster

  7. Re:It's not the packaging, it's the seal on Worst Design Ever? Plastic Clamshell Packaging · · Score: 1

    I believe it is that way for as a theft deterrent. The harder it is to open the harder it is to open in the aisle in the store and not get caught.

    True, but I wasn't aware that theft of CFL bulbs was so rampant as to necessitate that type of packaging.
    I think people wouldn't mind it as much if it wasn't used unnecessarily for every friggin thing under the sun.

  8. DO NOT WANT on Google Funds Raspberry Pi And CS Teachers For UK Schools · · Score: 1

    "give classrooms Raspberry Pis"

    Uhm.. no thanks.

  9. Re:Innovate or become obsolete. That's where it's on FCC Boss Backs Metering the Internet · · Score: 1

    They already do this. It's called Switched Video

  10. Re:Sooo... on Worried About Information Leaks, IBM Bans Siri · · Score: 1

    Hope they shut down Watson too, before he becomes self-aware

  11. Re:I wonder... on Maryland Teen Wins World's Largest Science Fair · · Score: 2

    I call it "cup of dirt"

  12. Re:Congratulations. on Maryland Teen Wins World's Largest Science Fair · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're expecting scientific details from Fox News?

  13. Re:I do not mind on Ask Slashdot: What If Intellectual Property Expired After Five Years? · · Score: 1

    That's amazing! The CFO of Pfizer has time to post on slashdot!

    Rolling around naked in a pile of money gets boring after a while (so I hear)

  14. Re:Wrong on Ron Paul Effectively Ending Presidential Campaign · · Score: 1

    Looking forward to his latest agenda

  15. Re:We're in danger from everything and we need on UK In Danger From Electromagnetic Bomb, Says Defense Secretary · · Score: 1

    What's the big deal. Pop a giant tinfoil hat onto England, problem solved.

  16. Re:Plenty of great uses for this on HP Shows Off Power Over Ethernet Thin Client · · Score: 1

    Knowing HP, they'll sell at $450.

    Just wait a few months til they drop to $99

  17. Re:Downloading? on NY Ruling Distinguishes Downloading, Viewing Child Pornography · · Score: 3, Insightful

    FFS mods, how is that trolling.

    Someone self identifies as an idiot, and then proceeds to prove it.
    Pointing out the obvious does not a troll make.

  18. Re:Phew.. on NY Ruling Distinguishes Downloading, Viewing Child Pornography · · Score: 2

    Now finally I can visit 4chan without getting nervous about knocks on the door.

    There are far lesser reasons to avoid 4chan

  19. Re:Downloading? on NY Ruling Distinguishes Downloading, Viewing Child Pornography · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you even read the summary?

    Did you even read his Slashdot userid?

  20. Re:Liberal eco freaks on The Rise of Chemophobia In the News · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It all comes down to ...

    IGNORANT PEOPLE

    I say ignorant rather than stupid because of something a colleague told me years ago:

    IGNORANT PEOPLE with internet access.

    100 years ago, ignorance spread rather slowly. Today, you can convince 1000 people of some bullshit in a matter of seconds.

  21. Re:Noobs much? on FBI Caught On Camera Returning Seized Server · · Score: 1

    As if they would care that they were "caught" returning a server the had a legal right to seize in the first place.

    They dun goofed big time. Hope they don't get backtraced.

  22. Re:2" shim market on Open Compute Developing Wider Rack Standard · · Score: 2

    Or maybe Facebook becomes the new Myspace before this gains any traction, and we can avoid this altoghether.

  23. Re:"Not dangerous to anyone"? on Finally, a Shark With a Laser Attached To Its Head · · Score: 5, Funny

    Add a warning:

    Caution: Use remaining eye to avoid being eaten by shark.

  24. Re:This doesn't seem that bad IMO... on TSA Defends Pat Down of 4-Year-Old Girl · · Score: 1

    I was with you right until you used "reasonable" and "Then, while the grandmother was waiting to get a patdown" in the same paragraph.

  25. Re:Wouldn't that reduce the financial burden? on Telcos Oppose Bill To Respect 4th Amendment · · Score: 2

    "There is no financial burden on the telcos and there is no labor burden because they have special offices that are paid specifically to deal with these requests."

    Offices staffed by people who work for free?

    No, this a cash cow for the telcos. Do you really think it costs them anywhere near what they are charging law enforcement to comply with these requests?
    The reason they oppose this is nothing so noble as "respecting the 4th amendment". It's respecting their bottom line.
    Requiring law enforcement to go through the trouble to get a warrant first is only going to reduce the number of requests they submit and pay for.