Re Iron Mountain / Arcus / whatever they call themselves these days: Fuck them with rusty jackhandles. I wasted months of my life dealing with those shitheads. How hard is it to pick a return set in order? Refiling is a lot easier when the tapes aren't strewn throughout 14 carts.
Hrm. M-16's fire.223 ammunition, so I can see where you'd have come up with.222, but M-14s (obsolete since 1962) fire.308, so I'm guessing you got confused when inventing this accusation.
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I'll make you a bet. You can name the stakes, but make them reasonable.
I'm a lousy programmer. I've done some HTML, ASP, SQL, FoxPro, Visual Basic, C++, PHP, regex, etc. code. It's all business logic / crappy web page / etc. quality.
I bet that I can have a patch rolled into the Linux kernel within 18 months. It may not be glamorous, but it will be part of Linus's grand creation. Interested? Respond and we'll take this offline.
Yeah. But it costs money. ProMiles is a mapping package used by the trucking industry - if you're willing to use COM objects you can do all sorts of wonderful things.
I agree. I was "let go" a year and a half ago. I packed my things, and as I was leaving I remembered that half of the RAM in my workstation was mine - I'd installed it after an upgrade at home. The network admin knew this, as I'd cleared it with him and done the install in his workshop, but he hadn't come in yet. I mentioned it to my escort and got a noncommital grunt. I was peeved, but not much, and I let it go.
Good thing, because eight months later I got a call from the same company - they needed someone to take over their core program and my name had come up. Now I'm back, making twice the money, and because of the wording of our agreement I own every LOC I produce. That didn't seem like a big deal (to either party) when I took the job, but now I'm rewriting the entire application.
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+1, Amen Brother.
How about Microsoft Dead Nigger Moving and Storage?
"The plot of all war movies is the same: the viewer survives"
-- Jay Hyams, War Movies
You wrote ...nobody likes monoculture...
I do.
I'm a developer.Know what a monoculture offers developers?
An API.
Re Iron Mountain / Arcus / whatever they call themselves these days:
Fuck them with rusty jackhandles.
I wasted months of my life dealing with those shitheads.
How hard is it to pick a return set in order?
Refiling is a lot easier when the tapes aren't strewn throughout 14 carts.
Fireproof safes prevent combustion, numbnuts.
Your diamonds will shatter, your gold will melt, and your backups will warp.
I just downloaded GoA and read the first 18 pages.
It promises to be fascinating.
Thank you for mentioning it.
(No, I'm not the AC)
You'd be wrong.
You wrote ...we could have a standardized hardware scheduler chip...there's no truly 'optimum' scheduler for all systems and user loads...
Gosh, maybe the diversity of optimum schedulers prevents standardization?
Could it be?
Hrm. .223 ammunition, so I can see where you'd have come up with .222, but M-14s (obsolete since 1962) fire .308, so I'm guessing you got confused when inventing this accusation.
M-16's fire
Easily.
Duh.
Excellent "HIC" moment!
The slums got so much soul.
Ah, that happened a long time ago.
In fact, that's what drew my eye to your post.
See you again someday soon.
Few are.
Nice to see you concede.
I'll make you a bet.
You can name the stakes, but make them reasonable.
I'm a lousy programmer.
I've done some HTML, ASP, SQL, FoxPro, Visual Basic, C++, PHP, regex, etc. code.
It's all business logic / crappy web page / etc. quality.
I bet that I can have a patch rolled into the Linux kernel within 18 months.
It may not be glamorous, but it will be part of Linus's grand creation.
Interested?
Respond and we'll take this offline.
how do you think they pay for the bandwidth, electricity, equipment, backup tapes, diskspace and maintenance labour you're useing on their server?
Felching schoolteachers?
Yeah, but you're an idiot.
Not that you don't have a point.
Why should I believe that?
That's because the typical Apple customer's point-of-entry is already in use.
consider the extreme case of inventing a pressurised fountain pen for use in zero-g vs. using a chinagraph pencil
Yeah.
Now consider that you've used a horribly flawed analogy and that the first-pass evaluation might miss a deeper issue.
Now, I've spent quite a bit of time on 35 and I never saw *any* fucking.
Maybe it was all down in South Texas.
Ever heard the Three 6 Mafia's somewhat hit Sippin on Some Syrup?
It was pretty big in Memphis a few years ago.
Yeah.
But it costs money.
ProMiles is a mapping package used by the trucking industry - if you're willing to use COM objects you can do all sorts of wonderful things.
I agree.
I was "let go" a year and a half ago.
I packed my things, and as I was leaving I remembered that half of the RAM in my workstation was mine - I'd installed it after an upgrade at home.
The network admin knew this, as I'd cleared it with him and done the install in his workshop, but he hadn't come in yet.
I mentioned it to my escort and got a noncommital grunt.
I was peeved, but not much, and I let it go.
Good thing, because eight months later I got a call from the same company - they needed someone to take over their core program and my name had come up.
Now I'm back, making twice the money, and because of the wording of our agreement I own every LOC I produce.
That didn't seem like a big deal (to either party) when I took the job, but now I'm rewriting the entire application.
Don't burn bridges when you can bomb cities.