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Microsoft Office 2003 - Reviews, Overviews, Issues

securitas writes "The first users of Microsoft's Office 2003 are weighing in and the response is mixed. The new Outlook has received a favorable response, but the mantra seems to be there's little reason to upgrade unless you absolutely need the new features. Meanwhile, Bill Gates dismissed the open source competition. One of the new features - self-destructing documents - seems to have caused some confusion, because 'Microsoft says the new feature is not designed to remove all traces of a file' and MS spokesman Mike Pryke-Smith says, 'The message will still be in various places', so emails will not cleanly self-destruct. A related issue is the permissions technology called Information Rights Management, which may shut out Mac users. PC World has a detailed review of Office 2003 which sums things up well."

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  1. Self destructing emails by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given some of the crap that Windows programs leave when you try to uninstall them, I don't think I'd trust an email to be completely removed from the system.

    1. Re:Self destructing emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Given some of the crap that I get in e-mail. I wish it works that way!

    2. Re:Self destructing emails by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 3, Funny

      Like they need to add "self destructing documents" to Word. One bad software crash, bingo, any document you were working on is destroyed.:)

      So now, losing your work in a crash is not a bug, it's a feature.

    3. Re:Self destructing emails by hpavc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or the day the clock on time.windows.com ntp service dies and millions of word documents disappear.

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    4. Re:Self destructing emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find the Tartan fwibble beofre midnight!

    5. Re:Self destructing emails by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      Given some of the crap that Windows programs leave when you try to uninstall them, I don't think I'd trust an email to be completely removed from the system.

      Yea, because I really hate when an e-mail message comes along and installs a bunch of DLLs and registry entries. WTF are you talking about? It's an e-mail message for Pete's sake. There's no reason it can't be safely deleted and even have the space used wiped cleanly several times. Have a little faith that Microsoft's high paid software developers aren't complete idiots and can handle deleting an e-mail message securely.

    6. Re:Self destructing emails by Ripplet · · Score: 1
      Ahem, RTFA:

      But Microsoft says the new feature is not designed to remove all traces of a file. "The message will still be in various places," says Mike Pryke-Smith, marketing manager"

      AND

      "It would not be that tough to erase all traces of an email on a user's computer," says Aviel Rubin a computer security researcher at New York University. "However, it would be much harder to erase all traces of a message on the intermediate servers."

      Sadly, your faith seems to be misplaced.

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    7. Re:Self destructing emails by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think they are both the same statement.

      Microsoft can be pretty vague sometimes. If they weren't there wouldn't be much to talk about. And Microsoft knows the most important rule in marketing. "Just spell my name right"

    8. Re:Self destructing emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Open up your user.dat (the reason why microsoft windows systems degrade) in a text editor and take a walk down memory lane. You'll find the complete history of your OS install, pictures, mp3's exe's, etc... Lots of handy tools out there to look at other peoples too.

    9. Re:Self destructing emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have a little faith that Microsoft's high paid software developers aren't complete idiots and can handle deleting an e-mail message securely.

      I have faith that Microsoft's legion of underpaid/overworked contractors and H1B visa workers will do the same outstanding job that they have done on every other piece of software Microsoft sells.

      That's exactly why I run Linux and OpenOffice now.

    10. Re:Self destructing emails by pmz · · Score: 1

      Or the day the clock on time.windows.com ntp service dies and millions of word documents disappear.

      Hopefully, NTP isn't allowed to every workstation on the network from the Internet! NTP is supposed to be hierarchical, so only one server in a company needs to synchronize with the master servers.

      Also, I wouldn't be suprised at all if NTP could be hijacked, fooling an entire company's computers into thinking they are at 1900 or 2038 or something.

    11. Re:Self destructing emails by guuyuk · · Score: 1

      Actually, this sounds like the perfect antidote to having that nasty email trail ratting you out to the auditors, courts, etc.

      Probably their top priority after the anti-trust trial...

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    12. Re:Self destructing emails by hpavc · · Score: 1

      dont all xp machines go to time.windows.com by default?

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    13. Re:Self destructing emails by stripe · · Score: 1

      The email may self destruct. However any company that does not at a minimum back up their mail servers at the daily is probably going to find themselves liable for bad business practices. Any data on those tapes is recoverable, in spite of whatever M$ says.

    14. Re:Self destructing emails by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      No, if you join a domain, that option is removed and you are expected to use the DC's or a local time server.

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    15. Re:Self destructing emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ping!

      You get the Cupie Doll.

      M$ and BGates have withdrawn the front lines,
      re-dug the trenches, and are preparing the
      next war.

      Setting in motion a plan to destroy possible
      e-paper trails in the next war is the first
      offensive.

      PS I wish Balmer were as "dead on arrival" as
      his recent comments. Gees, you think, given
      that Balmer is no code monkey, that he would
      at least look at code once in a while.

      Perhaps, in Balmer's state of elibration, that,
      should he actuall look at code, then he would
      make the extrapolation that, he can code.

      Of course, we, would not buy that, but it would
      be a good laugh in the middle of the night.

      Toodles!
      TMIBE

  2. Office 2003 Reviews on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are like wet ducks in the desert... it's just not quite right.

    1. Re:Office 2003 Reviews on Slashdot by after · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Just thaught...

      I wonder if Bill Gates reads Slash.

      I mean, think about it for a second, whould he not? Maybe ge eaven posts on /. under some bogus name like Clitylicker69 or somthing...

      Just think about it... what do you think?

    2. Re:Office 2003 Reviews on Slashdot by BrynM · · Score: 2, Informative
      I wonder if Bill Gates reads Slash. I mean, think about it for a second, whould he not? Maybe ge eaven posts on /. under some bogus name like Clitylicker69 or somthing...
      He could be any one of these folks for a start. Sadly, the only licker is an Orc-Licker though.
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    3. Re:Office 2003 Reviews on Slashdot by pimpinmonk · · Score: 1

      Nah, because we're the ones POINTING AND LAUGHING at the ducks in the desert!

    4. Re:Office 2003 Reviews on Slashdot by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Are like wet ducks in the desert... it's just not quite right. "

      Why not? They're like Cliff Notes for OSS developers.

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    5. Re:Office 2003 Reviews on Slashdot by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Corporate-owned Slashdot was hoping for another bash-Microsoft fest for page hits, but it turns out people seem to be ever so slightly more rational this time around. It's refreshing.

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    6. Re:Office 2003 Reviews on Slashdot by Kwil · · Score: 1

      Considering the actual relevance of the comments on Slashdot.

      I seriously doubt it.

      He may, on the other hand, pay some other poor sap(s) to read/report/astroturf.

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    7. Re:Office 2003 Reviews on Slashdot by after · · Score: 0

      I think this would be very interesting for the /. community to know, don't you think?

      There must be -some- way to find out if this is true of false.

      I know there is some site that a Slashdot user keeps with the names and links to celebrity posters, but I didn't see anyone as popular as Billy or Steven on there.

      I propose a hunt-down-bill-gates-and-get-shebang-on-slash project, this would yield interesting results.

  3. Review of Office 2003 by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It doesn't matter what my feelings are about it because in the end it will be preinstalled on all new systems anyway whether you like it or not.

    1. Re:Review of Office 2003 by rokzy · · Score: 1

      who has a full office suite preinstalled?

      it costs so much it's always an option.

      computers usually come with "MS Works" or something.

    2. Re:Review of Office 2003 by shione · · Score: 1

      naw office is their biggest cash cow after windows.
      they know this too thats why ms is reluctant to integrate a spell checking into windows. they'll never give it away. Giving away stuff for ms only happens when they dont have dominant market share or they're in danger of losing it if its not bundled.

    3. Re:Review of Office 2003 by shione · · Score: 1

      spell checkER. doh!

    4. Re:Review of Office 2003 by after · · Score: 0
      Giving away stuff for ms only happens when they dont have dominant market share or they're in danger of losing it if its not bundled.
      Microsoft(TM Byach!!!) Shared Source does indeed give you access to a greate amount of source code. You can download all of 2 million LOC of Windows CE 3.0 for example.

      If you ask me, this is a MS-basterdization of free software by Microsoft. I think that you are absolutely true and this is the begining of a desperate attempt by Microsoft to win the future OS market wich it is slowly loosing.
    5. Re:Review of Office 2003 by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      who has a full office suite preinstalled?
      Anybody who buys a built-up computer from me gets not one, but two - yes, count them, two - full office suites preinstalled: KOffice and OpenOffice.org.

      AJS318 computers use mostly genuine Slackware or Debian GNU/Linux.
      http://www.microsoft.com/piracy/whogivesatoss/
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    6. Re:Review of Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you confuse your customers by throwing two solutions at them with no indication of which would be best for their needs? Smart.

      Oh who am I kidding? KOffice isn't an Office Suite. Why do you even bother installing that hunk of junk?

    7. Re:Review of Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not any of my new systems will ever be polluted with M$FT Kludgeware!!!

    8. Re:Review of Office 2003 by lurvdrum · · Score: 1

      At the price MS charge for it? I think not! "Average" users with an ounce of gumption will take the PC without MS Office and install OpenOffice themselves.

    9. Re:Review of Office 2003 by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      because in the end it will be preinstalled on all new systems

      Well, not on the systems from the place I work. Two years ago, they created an image with Windows 2000 and Office 2000. Before that, it was Windows 98 and Office 95. They completely skipped 97. After two or three years, they'll probably skip Office XP and 2003 and then take companywide licenses for whatever Office version is then relevant.

      Or, I hope, deploy OOo or friends.

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    10. Re:Review of Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? I don't know what planet the poster is on but on my planet, Earth, Office is a very very expensive app that does not come preinstalled on a new system unless you pay an extra few hundred quid.

    11. Re:Review of Office 2003 by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 0

      Apparently, you are sorely misinformed.

      A.) If you build your own system then it will *definitely* not be preinstalled.
      B.) Even if you buy a "store" computer -- it's usually an option to include Office or not.

      Get your facts straight before you start swinging.

    12. Re:Review of Office 2003 by suman28 · · Score: 1

      My new systems from HP came pre-installed with Word Perfect Office suite. Looks a little bloated now, since WordPerfect 5.1, but still better than Microsoft Word anyday

  4. Mac users? by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A related issue is the permissions technology called Information Rights Management, which may shut out Mac users.

    So, I have been hearing this concern raised a number of times, and I have to wonder....Why has Microsoft not taken the time or made the effort to answer the question? Their Mac business unit is one of the most profitable divisions, so one would think that this concern would have made it up the corporate ladder.

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    1. Re:Mac users? by danheskett · · Score: 1

      The Mac business unit is profitable, but not one of the most profitable. In terms of investment/return, its amoung the best if not the best. But don't be silly: the MBU is a very, very small chunk of MS's profits.

      Very small.

    2. Re:Mac users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed "small".

      Tiny.

    3. Re:Mac users? by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • Their Mac business unit is one of the most profitable divisions, so one would think that this concern would have made it up the corporate ladder.
      This is Microsoft we're talking about. While they may have an undisputed monopoly on OS software now, they remain scared they might lose that advantage. (One has to wonder if perhaps MS management doesn't think they can hold their own in a truly fair and equal market.) Because of that, MS doesn't want to really do great things for Macintosh.

      <Microsoft Mentality Mode>
      If we did, why, more people might actually buy Macs and then they wouldn't need copies of Windows, and DEAR GOD, our stock just dropped 1 billionth of a cent because we thought of that, quick have Bill go spout off some more random nonsense about why Linux is bad, and write a new check to SCO to renew that license and tell them to get to the linux-bashing quick, our stockholders will kill us if our stocks goes down ANY!!!!!
      </Microsoft Mentality Mode>

      Of course I mean all that tounge-in-cheek, but I wouldn't be terribly surprised to find out there are members of the upper management at MS HQ that have nightmares along the above lines -- nightly.

    4. Re:Mac users? by Zelet · · Score: 1

      Apple is becoming a viable competitor to Windows. Microsoft will not allow this and will effectivly shut out Apple by not releasing a compatible version of Office for a long time.

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    5. Re:Mac users? by luzrek · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Don't you mean that Apple was a viable compeditor to Microsoft?

      In the early 80's they had a much larger market share, and as far as I can tell it has been shrinking ever since. That said, Apple has recently done some very inovative things and seem to be on the leading edge of the next entertainment "killer app", Itunes + Ipod. Now, if only they would release it for GNU/Linux instead of relying on community based support.

      Besides, it is against MS's best interests to completely kill of Apple (that's why the invested, what was it, 150 million dollars in Apple in the late 1990's). For a long time, MS Office was the only office suite avalible to Macintosh users, causing the bizar phenomina that MS made more off the sale of an Macintosh than Apple did. This still may be the case.

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    6. Re:Mac users? by leifm · · Score: 1

      Last I heard there were plans for Office 2003 for the Mac. And given that IRM defaults to using Passport for authentication/permissions I'd think at some point Mac and Linux users will be able to open IRM protected documents, provided that they have a Passport account. Of course I don't know the technical details of Passport, so I could be completely wrong.

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    7. Re:Mac users? by Kaboom13 · · Score: 1

      You sir are full of crap. Apple's own Appleworks (formerly Clarisworks) has come with every Mac since longer then I can remember. It sports excellent .doc support, and for a long time (pre Office 98) was better at working with Office documents then Office. In the future, when trolling for mod points, do a litte research. The only people who bought Office for Mac were office workers who needed 100% Office compatibility. Only now that MS has gotten their act together and released versions of Office for Mac that are arguably superior to the PC version has it become popular(shows you what a little competition in the market place can do). As for the 150 million, that was just good business. Microsoft needs at least one "competitor", and that 150 million also got them IE installed on new Macs. And before you call me a zealot, I'm a PC user who's used both platforms and believes in evualating things on merit and not the opinions of trolls on /.

    8. Re:Mac users? by IA-Outdoors · · Score: 1
      Microsoft will not allow this and will effectivly shut out Apple by not releasing a compatible version of Office for a long time.
      C'mon folks, OpenOffice is here and running on the Mac finally. I find that it handles 90% of what I need to do with Microsoft's Office file formats. I wish companies would start seriously considering OpenOffice or StarOffice. I can't see how they could look at the TCO and still balk at using it (even on windows).
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    9. Re:Mac users? by repetty · · Score: 1

      "Don't you mean that Apple was a viable compeditor to Microsoft? "

      Oh, Apple is still a viable competitor to Microsoft, trust me. You have merely confused market share with functionality. Don't feel bad about that... Bill has, too.

      For that matter, Linux, Evolution and OpenOffice.org also make for a nice viable competitor to Microsoft.

      Now, if you wish to argue whether Apple or Linux is a viable competitor in the minds of potential customers, well, that's a very different discussion. The short answer to this is that there is only one operator system in the entire world and there there is only one word processor that can possibly be used to write up a memo.

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    10. Re:Mac users? by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

      That's the thinking of ALL for-profit companies so what's your point? Executives at Apple are probably thinking the same; execs at even Red Hat probably think the same way...

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    11. Re:Mac users? by t0ny · · Score: 1

      What I dont understand is that, if you Mac and Linux guys hate MS so much, why do you whine so much when they trim back features on their Mac Office program? Seems like you would just be happier switching to Open Office or something.

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  5. OpenOffice by Dreadlord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cool, know we know what we're going to see in the next version of OpenOffice.

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    1. Re:OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      A spell checker?

    2. Re:OpenOffice by TKinias · · Score: 2, Funny

      scripsit fluor2:

      Stupid linux users thinking that vi is a good text editor.

      No kidding... They're all a bunch of wusses.

      Real men just use ed.

      :wq

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    3. Re:OpenOffice by Dreadlord · · Score: 1

      I'm not an everyday user of Office apps (word processing, spreadsheets ...) but I can say that both versions of OpenOffice that I use (Windows, Linux) are pretty stable, I don't remember any of them crashing at all, and as for features, what features are you talking about? Smart tags? Office assistants? OpenOffice team has implemented 90% of the features one may use in an Office suit, the rest of M$ Office features are just crappy IMO.

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    4. Re:OpenOffice by rokzy · · Score: 0, Troll

      yes I think VI is crap. and emacs.

      I can imagine they might have been great back when GUI's didn't even exist and you were prepared to learn a shedload of stuff.

      but now they're just shit. if I can't "guess" how to do something, then it's poorly designed. this doesn't make vi and emacs for 1337 h4x0rz only, it just makes them shit.

      a basic text editor with search/replace is fine for 99% of things. a little perl script will take care of anything complicated. if I'm in the mood for something fancy then kate with a built in console is nice.

      death to vi and emacs!

    5. Re:OpenOffice by after · · Score: 0

      Yeh...
      Wizzards use it to see if their spell works.

      I know, i know, stupid wizzards!!!!!1

    6. Re:OpenOffice by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      No.

      We use echo and dd. I have resorted to cat as a crutch.

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    7. Re:OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      vi isn't for stupid people like you. Stick with Notepad.

    8. Re:OpenOffice by kfg · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that even Bill Joy doesn't use vi. He uses ed.

      ed is the standard editor.

      Of course Bill also memorizes his files and doesn't make spelling mistakes.

      I guess some men really are from Mars.

      KFG

    9. Re:OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you a 15 year old female AIM user by any chance?

      Frankly given the way you write, I can not for the life of me imagine what sort of things you would want to do in OO.o that doesn't work. I can't imagine you even use the spell checker, let alone any "advanced" features.

    10. Re:OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, 5 years from now =P

    11. Re:OpenOffice by ajs318 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      A spell checker. As in
      ajs318@laptop2:~$ spell -b foo
      which returns a list of misspelled words; or
      ajs318@laptop2:~$ spell -b foo |sort |uniq |wc |awk '{print $1}'
      which just tells you how many individual words were misspelled.

      Perhaps it's my experience with having used Protext on the Amiga, but I never saw the point of an interactive spelling checker. I want to type a document up, get the spelling checked while I'm away doing something else, then come back and correct the misspelt words. {I never cared too much about screen fonts matching printer fonts either. As long as I knew what the screen font looked like and what the printer font looked like, I would be happy.}

      Windows must have equivalents for spell, sort, uniq and awk, right? 'Cause after all, everyone says it's so much better than other OSes ..... so it must have the basics, even on the minimal installation ..... surely?
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    12. Re:OpenOffice by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

      a basic text editor with search/replace is fine for 99% of things.

      have you ever considered that other users do more complicated things with an editor other than writing a letter to grandma?

      one day, you might even look back on this post and think, 'gee i'm dumb'.

    13. Re:OpenOffice by julesh · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's my experience with having used Protext on the Amiga, but I never saw the point of an interactive spelling checker. I want to type a document up, get the spelling checked while I'm away doing something else, then come back and correct the misspelt words.

      That was great for the days when spell checking was a process that took a long time. But now it can be done almost instantly for any reasonable length document (I have a 35kword document I'm working on with OO.org with a few non-dictionary words in it, and a spell check occurs as quickly as I can move my eyes from clicking the 'skip' button back to the box that displays the word that isn't in the dictionary). The idea of checking the spelling 'while you're away' is an idea that had its time ten years ago, it just isn't possible now. The check will be done before you can get out of your seat.

      Windows must have equivalents for spell, sort, uniq and awk, right?

      Yeah. They're right here.

      it must have the basics, even on the minimal installation ..... surely?

      Why do you want things that almost nobody will use in the minimal installation? That would be bloatware, and MS are accused of that enough of the time already.

      It's fine that those of us who know enough to be able to use these tools have to go out of our way to get them. It's hardly a difficult task, and well worth the effort.

    14. Re:OpenOffice by sffubs · · Score: 1

      Ever tried the GUI'd versions? Pretty good I'd say - most of the features are available through the menus, and all the shortcut keys/commands are still available for those who know how to use them. --sffubs

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    15. Re:OpenOffice by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Point about hardware speeds grudgingly accepted :-) Nowadays, your word processor can be checking your spelling between keystrokes. But back in those halcyon days, there was nothing else like it.

      Cygwin isn't part of the default Windows installation. It's an ugly hack, and you may as well buy a dog as teach a cat to bark.

      Tools like sort, uniq, sed, awk and so forth are not "things that almost nobody will use". That is a bit like saying "Who needs coal anyway now we've got electricity?" If you look in your rcscripts sometime, you probably will see plenty of references to these tools. You might never use them directly from the command line, but they're there, and all sorts of applications make heavy use of them. For instance, the spell() function in PHP makes use of spell - so the PHP developers didn't have to get distracted by working on a spelling checker, nor did the PHP source get bloated by the inclusion of a spelling checker. Not to mention that all applications that use spell as opposed to incorporating their own spelling checker will automatically share a common word list.

      If you want to change one word for another in a whole lot of files, sed is, and always will be, the quickest way to do it. The fact is that some tasks are inherently unsuited to a point-and-drool interface. With any kind of user interface, you will have to type the word you want to change and the word you want to change it to. Using sed just adds a few extra keystrokes.

      I could go on, but I suspect we aren't aiming at the same point. My point is that I think it's good to have many small programmes that each do one thing - and do it well - which can then be called from within other programmes. A mail client, for instance, just needs a call to sendmail - it doesn't have to handle the intricacies of SMTP. Thus leaving human-interface designers to get on with designing human interfaces .....

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    16. Re:OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Texmacs.org beats the shit out of all the overbloated words processors; it's small, wysiwyg with dvi quality fonts, the files are stored in text format and it can export to latex, tex, ps. Really, texmacs it the right thing.



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    17. Re:OpenOffice by julesh · · Score: 1

      Tools like sort, uniq, sed, awk and so forth are not "things that almost nobody will use". That is a bit like saying "Who needs coal anyway now we've got electricity?" If you look in your rcscripts sometime, you probably will see plenty of references to these tools.

      My Windows installation achieves all the same things my Linux init scripts achieve without needing any of these tools. Also, having a quick look through my init scripts shows me that very few use any of these tools. On my installation, /etc/rc.d/firewall uses both awk and sed, and autofs, i4l and mysql use only sed. Neither sort nor uniq is used at all.

      All of these scripts use these tools for purposes that would be better served by writing the script in a language that supported more advanced variable manipulations than the shell. If an equivalent system were used under windows, I would expect the scripts to be written using VBScript or JScript (or, of course, any other language supported by windows scripting host that you have installed), at which point sed and awk would not be necessary.

      I could go on, but I suspect we aren't aiming at the same point. My point is that I think it's good to have many small programmes that each do one thing - and do it well - which can then be called from within other programmes. A mail client, for instance, just needs a call to sendmail - it doesn't have to handle the intricacies of SMTP.

      The point I'm making is that Windows works in a different way to Unix. The way windows works is that it does have all of these little utility systems, but they aren't programs. Instead, it provides a large number of utility objects in dynamically linkable libraries that can be loaded by programs to achieve the same result. Instead of a shell language like Unix uses, you need something object oriented, like VBS or JS. But the end result is the same, really.

      OK, so a lot of objects aren't installed by default. But then the objects aren't generally speaking used by users - they're used by applications, as you suggest. There's nothing to stop the application from installing the object at the same time as the application is installed, which is the way pretty much everything in Windows works.

      BTW: the PHP spellcheck functions don't use the unix spell command; they use libaspell. Starting a new process is inefficient compared to using a library.

    18. Re:OpenOffice by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      "I'm not an everyday user of Office apps..."

      And that pretty much says it all right there. Now, mind you, I use Open Office was well. Being on Linux, I have no choice. However, that "90% of the features being crappy" remark is telling. Simply put, most of the missing features are indeed features people who use the office suite every day need. Most of the people may not need the features. So they don't know about them, or use them. But some of the people do need these advanced features.

      Are you suggesting that programmers should only program for the majority of people, and tell the minority to fsck off?

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    19. Re:OpenOffice by lgftsa · · Score: 5, Funny

      *Real* men edit files by waving a magnet over the disk platters.

    20. Re:OpenOffice by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      You are still missing the point. "[A] language that supported more advanced variable manipulations than the shell" - such as perl - still has to do the same stuff. It has to execute exactly the same instructions, and it has to do that whether or not it starts a new process. If starting a process has serious overheads, then that is a fundamental problem at the OS level - one would expect that the kernel would have the absolute best task-scheduling and resource-apportioning; and if some other application that needs to do these things managed to do so better than the kernel, then the kernel would get updated to reflect the state of the art.

      Also, having a simple command-line interface to commonly-used utilities explicitly avoids the need for interpreters to have complex variable-handling. It's called keeping things simple - consider the extreme case of inventing a pressurised fountain pen for use in zero-g vs. using a chinagraph pencil. The more potential failure points you introduce, so the more likely failure becomes; and the more potential failure modes you introduce, so the harder it becomes to plan for what will happen when things go wrong.

      You could design a "magic hammer" that has a camera and image recognition system, a range of screwdriving bits and a mechanism for converting impulsive downward motion into sustained rotary motion, so you can drive in any kind of screw just by hitting it like a nail. The advantage for users is that the interface is the same independent of the screw recess {posidriv, phillips, slothead, hex or torx} - you just pick up the magic hammer and hit the screw. The advantage for the vendor is that the instrument is bound to be incorrigibly fragile and need frequent repairs. You just have to hope that users have become too scared by horror stories about what happened to somebody whose hand slipped, to use separate screwdrivers anymore. 6000 years of monotheism have already instilled in people a feeling that they are somehow not good enough, so that fear is not hard to engender.

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    21. Re:OpenOffice by ncr53c8xx · · Score: 1
      That was great for the days when spell checking was a process that took a long time. But now it can be done almost instantly for any reasonable length document (I have a 35kword document I'm working on with OO.org with a few non-dictionary words in it, and a spell check occurs as quickly as I can move my eyes from clicking the 'skip' button back to the box that displays the word that isn't in the dictionary). The idea of checking the spelling 'while you're away' is an idea that had its time ten years ago, it just isn't possible now. The check will be done before you can get out of your seat.

      And you suffer because you let typesetting interfere with the creative process. Have a look here to see how you can create a good document. I used Word for a while and hated all the little things it did while you were typing the document--like reformatting the paragraph continuously, and changing spelling when it thought you had made a mistake.

    22. Re:OpenOffice by luzrek · · Score: 1
      Are you suggesting that programmers should only program for the majority of people, and tell the minority to fsck off?

      Perhaps, there should be a cheap product for the majority, with high cost products for the minority? Once the Minority gets too small, perhaps they should have to write the apps themselves? One of the problems with "bloatware", of which both Open Office and MS Office are good examples, is that single large programs that do everything (including rarely used features), constantly get larger, more expensive, and more difficult to maintain.

      Perhaps programs like vi or emacs, which also do a lot of stuff (perhaps more than MS Office), would be a good model for future wordprocessing/spreadsheet/checkbook/presentation software. Load a simple interface (it could still be graphical), but only load the other junk as it is needed.

      IMO (Nothing humble about it) emacs + Latex is the best combination for making professional looking documents, especially long ones (>50 pages) and ones with non-standard formats (posters, pamphlets, etc.). Adobe's products run a close second.

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    23. Re:OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No real men use TECO (the editor that the original emacs was written in).

      It's the only editor out there where editor commands and line noise are indistinguishable.

    24. Re:OpenOffice by julesh · · Score: 1

      You are still missing the point. "[A] language that supported more advanced variable manipulations than the shell" - such as perl - still has to do the same stuff. It has to execute exactly the same instructions, and it has to do that whether or not it starts a new process. If starting a process has serious overheads, then that is a fundamental problem at the OS level - one would expect that the kernel would have the absolute best task-scheduling and resource-apportioning; and if some other application that needs to do these things managed to do so better than the kernel, then the kernel would get updated to reflect the state of the art.

      I don't think I am missing the point - it doesn't matter whether the ability to perform things like regular expression search and replace are performed by an external program (e.g. sed) or by an object (eg a string manipulation object) that is loaded from a libary.

      And starting a new process is an inherently more complicated and slower operation than loading a library and calling some functions in it.

      I'm not arguing that all software should do everything itself. I'm arguing that, fundamentally, while Windows and Unix take different approaches, those approaches are equivalent. The languages provided by windows scripting host are not actually that much more complicated than the Unix shells. They are slightly harder to parse, and they have garbage collected object oriented variables, but above that, there is little difference. And I haven't heard of any of those scripting languages failing in these areas. Yes, they are more complex, but that complexity is well within the bounds of what is acceptable for 99.9% of uses.

      And note that these languages are actually much simpler than PERL, because they do not, in general, provide their own library of functions beyond the very simple, but use external, independent objects to provide most functions. PERL is a do-everything tool, in many ways. WSH is a tool to allow the programmer to put external objects together, like the Unix shell, just slightly more advanced.

    25. Re:OpenOffice by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Hope you're right. More likely, whatever Office 2003 uses to authenticate that you're the intended recipient of a DRM word doc isn't going to work with OO. Once the doc is locked, OO isn't going to have the key to open it.

      And, since it's DRM, it's going to harder to reverse-engineer that key, than, say, the document format. And, even if it is reversed, I wonder if it'll be a DMCA violation.

      Not a big issue; you, of course, don't have to lock your documents. This time. Next version of Office, watch for the DRM feature to be 'on' by default; you have to turn it off, but it'll just take a preference selection. Version after that, two versions from now, DRM "feature" is on all the time, and takes arcane hacks to turn it off.

      Bet on it.

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    26. Re:OpenOffice by Capt_Troy · · Score: 1

      I agree. I use styles extensivly, mostly because Word keeps trying to do weird stuff to my documents if I dont, and I love the automatic table of contents generation feature (anything like that in OO?).

      But I agree, 95% of causal users could use OO and not be inconvinienced at all.

      -troy

    27. Re:OpenOffice by Planesdragon · · Score: 1
      the rest of M$ Office features are just crappy IMO.

      Not crappy. Just specalized. A short list:
      • integration with Documents-to-Go or other palm word processors
      • Support for creating bookmared PDFs
      • A Grammar checker (ok, this one might be crappy...)
      • Word-count selected text


      There are other bits and pieces that are different, or missing, and a whole slew of things that word just can't do (like, save a file as XML, or work the same across virtually all PC platforms).
    28. Re:OpenOffice by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I am an everyday user of Office, I do use many of the features that most people would accuse of being bloat. Also, I've used Star and Open office (Lotus is still my favorite), and love it once I get the keyboard shortcuts and menu items converted. But I cannot figure out what the point of smart tags is other than to annoy me.

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    29. Re:OpenOffice by siphoncolder · · Score: 1
      Too bad there's no karma modifier for "Sad" - this is exactly what will happen. No actual innovation - just wait for MS to do it, with the usual excuse "we have to follow them, they're big".

      Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I wholly expect no actual feature innovation in the open-source community. Technical innovation yes, I fully expect that (e.g. BitTorrent) since technical nitty-gritty is what this community thrives on - but feature innovation?

      Last I recall, Mozilla & Opera had tabbed browsing and mouse gestures. Yep. That's about the height of it, guys. Two arguably bad features that aren't implemented in Windows WHY?

      Because they get in the way and cause confusion for users.

      What's the sound of one hand clapping? I think I hear it now.

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    30. Re:OpenOffice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a basic text editor with search/replace is fine for 99% of things.

      have you ever considered that other users do more complicated things with an editor other than writing a letter to grandma?


      For the rest use TeX.

      friggin point-and-clickers...

    31. Re:OpenOffice by 46+2 · · Score: 1

      The DMCA grants an exemption from the anti-circumvention part on certain conditions. One of the conditions is for reverse-engineering for products that offer inter-operability.

    32. Re:OpenOffice by zulux · · Score: 1

      Stupid linux users thinking that vi is a good text editor.

      The best thing about vi - is that it workes very well over slow connections, and with non standard keyboards.

      I can use VI just fine over a 2400 baud like with a Sony CLIE TG-50 - and the thing doesen't even have an ALT key, let alone a mouse.

      GUI things can be great, but somtime vi is the right tool for the job

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    33. Re:OpenOffice by Alan · · Score: 1

      Magnets? Luxury! When I was your age we didn't have no fancy magnets, we had to wait for the moon to be in the right place in orbit to manipulate the 1s and 0s....

    34. Re:OpenOffice by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      We shall also ignore the fact that I used a tabbed browser written by AOL on Windows 3.1. Mozilla hasn't had a new interface idea yet.

    35. Re:OpenOffice by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd like to see backup for your claims of tabbed browsing and gestures. I use both all the time and love them. I've shown them to several people. They all loved tabbed browsing and simply disabled mouse gestures the first time Moz mentioned them.

      Feature innovation? I can't tell you when the last time I wanted new "features" in an Office suite was. I want to type shit, save my document, print it, and go. The most advanced "feature" I've ever actually seen used in Word was tables/borders - and they were being misused because the stupid document should've been in Excel (idiot put all the data into tables in a Word doc, then did a bunch of calculations on a calculator and typed the results). I don't need my document editor to do graphics editing, make my coffee, and triangulate the position of all commercial flights currently flying within 150 land miles of my house. It needs to type text and do a couple of basic formatting with fonts and positions. That's all. That's a document editor. Autosave can be nice too. Wordpad does all that. Except the autosave. And I don't have to pay extra for it (although.. I'd have to use it with WINE if I wanted to use it...).

      Really... I'd like to see one good reason to move from Office 97... much less to move to Office 2003. Same goes for Windows. XP offered stablity and an ugly UI, but broke all my old DOS games and even a lot of my Win9x stuff. Is that innovation? If so, I'm sure glad the OSS community doesn't have it...

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    36. Re:OpenOffice by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 2

      The worst thing about OOo is not features but something else: COMPATIBILITY with MS Office. Linux is my main operating system (home) and have never had to reboot to Windows (I am a heavy user of my PC so this says something), except when you need to send out a DOC format document (eg. applying for jobs; resumes). OOo still isn't perfect so I need to at least check the DOC file to make sure it opens up properly in Office :(

      Of course, the ideal situation would be when employers start accepting PDF, HTML, or something like that. Right now they accept TXT and RTF (usually) but I don't want to take a chance with HR types (who may be influenced by formatting and fonts more than what's on the document :( ) so text formats are out. The fact that I have been unemployed for so long ;( means that this is SO CRUCIAL.

      Other than the situation I mentioned above, OOo is great (for average/moderate user). I haven't used many of the key features (as I would in a work envrionment) but things look fine. Things I haven't tested include mail merge (or any interaction with external data sources), and scripts (not sure how the JavaScript thingie is).

      I think the best thing that can be done to OOo (on top of the problem I mentioned), is to simplify the software a bit more and add better help (help is seriously weak and I don't know how many newbies will be lost, not for anything major but for the little things that differ from MS Office).

      Sivaram Velauthapillai

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    37. Re:OpenOffice by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      consider the extreme case of inventing a pressurised fountain pen for use in zero-g vs. using a chinagraph pencil

      Yeah.
      Now consider that you've used a horribly flawed analogy and that the first-pass evaluation might miss a deeper issue.

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    38. Re:OpenOffice by dekashizl · · Score: 1

      Moon? Bah! At least you HAD a moon! When we were growing up, there WAS no moon. We had to wait until the bits fell into the proper alignment themselves!

    39. Re:OpenOffice by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Whether or not the space pen story was for real {and - asbestos underpants at the ready - an american web site would say it wasn't real, wouldn't they?}, it is still a damn fine thought experiment. I just couldn't think of a better one.

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  6. Microsoft Office 2003 by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Why have cotton when you can have silk?

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    1. Re:Microsoft Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Office 2003 is to Open Office as cotton is to burlap.

      I don't know where you came up with silk.

    2. Re:Microsoft Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      err... you can have all the silk you want, but theres no denying that office 2003 is leaps and bounds ahead of open office. Have you ever even used it? I've used both, and can tell you the two don't even compare.

    3. Re:Microsoft Office 2003 by Sir+Haxalot · · Score: 1

      err... you can have all the silk you want, but theres no denying that office 2003 is leaps and bounds ahead of open office. Have you ever even used it? I've used both, and can tell you the two don't even compare.
      Yeah I've used it, it's buggy. I'm not saying OpenOffice isn't, but OpenOffice loads much faster, runs much faster when loaded, and doesn't cost $199. It's great.

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    4. Re:Microsoft Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cotton is to niggers, as software is to opensource developers.

    5. Re:Microsoft Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Muhahaha, Sir Haxalot doesn't have excellent karma any more :D
      The system really works >:)

    6. Re:Microsoft Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try to use it with other languages on linux or windows then you will see that OO is still very limited to a very narrow group of people. I do not say I like MS O. But at least it does the job. And in the end what is wrong with VIM and PINE.

    7. Re:Microsoft Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume you're talking about the release version and not a RC or beta version.
      If so, would you mind describing the bugs in detail so that a reader could attempt to duplicate them?

      This is supposed to be a review thread rather than a FUD thread...

    8. Re:Microsoft Office 2003 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Office installer tends to popup at random times and try to install more components, and then it hangs. This is when I'm using apps that have nothing to do with Office. I'll never use Office again.

  7. Silk is made by worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And cotton is made from sheep.

    1. Re:Silk is made by worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And feces are made by you. Whats your point? It seems you would either like to dress in shit, or consider yourself lower than a worm and a sheep.

    2. Re:Silk is made by worms by windside · · Score: 1

      Umm... No, stupid, cotton is grown in fields. Wool comes from sheep.

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    3. Re:Silk is made by worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      NO! Actually its picked by niggers.

    4. Re:Silk is made by worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And cotton is made from sheep.

      Let me guess, Wool comes from Wool Trees?

  8. Bloatware by Grimster · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I haven't had a need for MS Office in a long time, ok so I need to type a document, 9 times outta 10 I can get by with a basid editor like notepad or wordpad, need to make something a little heavier? An invoice or bid? OpenOffice does a decent enough job, hell I don't even use a handful of all the features OO has either even when I'm making something "professional" (aka business related) and when I save I usually use the lowest common denominator so I can be assured the recipient can read it (however I typically fax the document anyway).

    Maybe I'm a minority but even if I were given a copy of MS Office I wouldn't even bother installing it.

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    1. Re:Bloatware by rokzy · · Score: 1

      I won't upgrade to any new MS software. I don't trust it - security holes and spyware/controlware. what I have (WinME and office 2000 premium) is more than enough for my non-linux computing. they aren't perfect but I'm used to them now.

      there's nothing MS can offer me that would justify the effort of simply learning about them, let alone the effort of fixing new problems or their ridiculous cost.

    2. Re:Bloatware by sewagemaster · · Score: 1


      actually win2k pro's the last one i use. it's just stabler. never crashes. there's a lot of bloat though. i disabled "windows file protection" and wiped out outlook express and a bunch of junk.

      office 2000's alright. officeXP's too slow and bloated. hell, i think even office97's enough for the job actually. just probably some graphic filters that it might not have.

    3. Re:Bloatware by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Downgrade your ME to 98SE (or upgrade it to 2K). WinME is the most bloatedly useless steaming pile of shit that Microsoft ever produced.

      For the DOS based Windows versions, 98SE is the best. For the NT family, I'd go with 2K over XP.

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    4. Re:Bloatware by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      For many people, Office 97 is enough.

      Personally, I've read the specs on the versions after Office 2000, and it's like the difference between buying a PC with a 1.8Ghz processor and one with a 1.9Ghz processor.

    5. Re:Bloatware by rokzy · · Score: 1

      no thanks. although I know I'll lose loads of 'spect with all teh 1337 h4x0rz, I think WinME is good.

      I play games and I watch DVD's. this (and browsing with Firebird) is 99% of my windows use. I have no problems with ME. I've used 98SE, it was crap. moving to 2000 would get me what? a load of hassle to fix my non-existent problems or improve my more than sufficient performance?

    6. Re:Bloatware by rokzy · · Score: 1

      my uni still uses office 97.

    7. Re:Bloatware by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

      my old university upgrades the OS and office every year, which i think is BS. my new university? it runs openoffice :)

      it was until recently that they actually started installing windows on the PCs...

    8. Re:Bloatware by Siener · · Score: 1
      I haven't had a need for MS Office in a long time, ... OpenOffice does a decent enough job...

      That is fine if you work in seclusion from the rest of the world, but unfortunately MS Office has become an "industry standard". That means that people your business relies on (e.g. clients) often mail you Office documents that they want you to look at and modify. We tried to switch to OpenOffice, but it just didn't cut it - too many incompatabilies. So now we're back to spending $$$ on MS Office licenses for everyone.

      That said, I see no reason to upgrade to 2003

    9. Re:Bloatware by rokzy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      hahaha @ coward.

      my computer doesn't crash. it runs all my programs fast enough that I don't ever wait. how can you improve on this? spend more money to have to ask MS's permission to change my computer, and wasting resources on garish GUI's?

      get a clue, you 'tard.

    10. Re:Bloatware by hurterer · · Score: 1
      9 times outta 10 I can get by with a basid editor like notepad

      And you don't even miss the spellcheck?
    11. Re:Bloatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk all the trash you want but on the day when your computer goes down like a homeless prostitute who hasn't eaten in a week or the next time your browser crashes while you're masturbating in over pr0n and the rest of your UI locks, think of me and smile.

      I've changed my mind. Only do it if you're not masturbating.

    12. Re:Bloatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't mean to piss on your parade, but OpenOffice is full of bloat.
      Some might even say it's more bloated than MSOffice.

    13. Re:Bloatware by julesh · · Score: 1

      That is fine if you work in seclusion from the rest of the world, but unfortunately MS Office has become an "industry standard". That means that people your business relies on (e.g. clients) often mail you Office documents that they want you to look at and modify. We tried to switch to OpenOffice, but it just didn't cut it - too many incompatabilies. So now we're back to spending $$$ on MS Office licenses for everyone.

      In my experience, OO opens about 99% of all MS Word docs just fine. What version did you try? I had problems back in the early stages, and with Star Office 5.2 when I used to use that, but these days I hardly ever have a problem.

      Also, I am seeing a wholesale move towards sending PDF documents around, rather than word. My company has a standard line. 'We'll accept your word document, but would prefer PDF because word spreads viruses.' We've managed to persuade quite a few of our clients (and even some suppliers) to switch to PDF that way.

      We don't actually use OO on the desktop at the copmany, though. The only reason is that the MD doesn't like the user interface; he prefers the MS Word UI (eugh!).

    14. Re:Bloatware by julesh · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to piss on your parade, but OpenOffice is full of bloat.

      I'll buy that. It has a lot of features, and most people won't need most of them. This fits the general definition of bloat.

      Some might even say it's more bloated than MSOffice.

      I wouldn't go that far, though. The simplest measure of bloat is size / usefulness.

      Office 97: Size = 84.7Mb, usefulness = 1, bloat = 84.7
      OO.org 1.1: Size = 63.5Mb, usefulness = 1.05 [see note below], bloat = 60.5

      [note]: OO.o 1.1 contais 1 feature that I find useful that isn't include in office 97, which is PDF export. Office 97 has no features that I find useful that aren't included in OO.o. This is a subjective analysis, but that's the best I can do.

    15. Re:Bloatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if I email you a document in Hancom Office format, you'll run out and buy a copy in order to open it and keep me happy?

      Too much give, not enough take I'm afraid.

    16. Re:Bloatware by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Gah, I can't hack this anymore. Seriously, the Linux vs. MS debate is chock full of people who just can't see the wood for the trees; they are just too close to the problem. Windows, office, and their brethren are rushed-to-market, continuing-upgrade-cycle software whose primary purpose is NOT to do the job they purport to do, but to continue and increase sales for Microsoft. Every other purpose has been neglected or left out entirely, to that end. As a result, we are left with flawed software that works 90% of the time, doesn't scale properly over time and use, and has almost entirely ignored security concerns until very lately, when the popular media have begun taking an interest. Thing is, they don't owe anyone anything more in their own view, because a corporation's sole purpose for existence is TO MAKE MONEY. That offends many of us because we realise what most do not: the importance of computers in keeping our world and our society running smoothly, or indeed running at all, not just today, but increasingly with every passing day (every passing second) and christ help us all if M$ and co wind up at the driving seat of that particular juggernaut, cos no one else will be able to.

      OTOH, we have the Linux camp; earnest, determined people with a clear view of what they want and how to get there. The problem is that what they want isn't good enough. Where they want to go just doesn't hack it for the VAST majority of the populace. Linux was written by techies for techies. Say what you want about the latest Mandrake release, or KDE's usability; until Grammy Walkin Dude can wrap her gums around installing it and using it without assistance, Linux and open source in general have got nothing that'll make a difference, reported statistical shifts notwithstanding.

      So here's what I suggest. Take the best of Linux, the core kernel features, the most dependable applications, pop it behind a pretty and simple install process and interface (hire someone from apple, PLEASE!) pack that bad boy with drivers and ensure that it is interoperable with windows applications and formats, to ease transition pangs and training, and have it operate in two modes-simple and technical, where simple is apple-style no way in software, and technical is linux purebred, with every app and process exposed to the user. Oh, and a one-click upgrade process wouldn't hurt either.

      Last but not least, consolidate. Microsoft has its brand name recognition, Linux does not, to the general populace anyway (and they definetely matter). You need one shop where it can be marketed from, one well known place and name that will slide in there and stick in peoples' minds. A penguin is kewl, but Joe Delluser thinks 'Wots a penguin got to do with computers?' and moves on.

      Just my two cent...

    17. Re:Bloatware by luzrek · · Score: 1

      There are a couple additional reasons not to send Word documents to external sources. First, edits made to the documents are saved in the document. This could potentially damage your barganing possition when your potental purchaser/seller notices who else you have sent the same document to, or that you had trouble making up your mind about the final price. Second, not everyone can accept word documents. I have sent e-mails back to businesses that have submitted bids requesting PDF documents when I have received Word documents. I have also had to ask family members to re-send e-mails and slide shows in non-proprietary formats. Finally, Word and other MS Office documents do not appear the same on every computer, even if they are running the same version of Word. For example, if the installed fonts on the two computers differ, the document will either look very different, or be unreadable on the recipients machine. In short, it doesn't make much sense to send documents to your family, or to business partners in MS Office formats, especially Word.

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    18. Re:Bloatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Grammy Walkin Dude can wrap her gums around installing it and using it without assistance,"

      Oh, horseshit. I have a number of clients who sometimes can't even find files they created on their computers without assistance. The myth that "Grannies" can install and use Windows without assistance is nothing less than ignorant FUD. I also have several children who come to my house to use my computers for homework. They don't even know they're not using Windows. For an unbrain-washed user, Linux is just as easy as Windows.

    19. Re:Bloatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From your post it appears you could use a grammar, spelling checker and even a thesaurus.
      For starters outta, basid are not words and Open Office does not even give one suggested replacements but Office does.
      Send me a bid with spelling errors and slang language and it'll end up in file 13.

    20. Re:Bloatware by julesh · · Score: 1

      All very good points. I do note this however:

      For example, if the installed fonts on the two computers differ, the document will either look very different, or be unreadable on the recipients machine

      If you use embeddable fonts, they can be stored in the document, therefore removing this obstacle.

      There is another related one, though: because word is WYSIWYG and uses the currently selected printer's font metrics to determine page layout, changing the type of printer you have selected can radically alter the layout of the document.

    21. Re:Bloatware by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Ya, thats what I said, not that they could, but they should be able to. Make something Grannies CAN install without assistance, and you're off. Its not that tough. While using Linux can be fine, try installing, updating, or even locating apps, and its a whole other kettle of fish, my lad.

    22. Re:Bloatware by pboulang · · Score: 1
      I see you've read the Lindows business plan then? Here you can check out their take on MS Office vs. Star Office

      Michael Robertson, is that you?

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      *not guaranteed

    23. Re:Bloatware by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Pure FUD. There is no "spyware/controlware" in any version of Microsoft Office.

      Then you say there is nothing worth upgrading to new versions of Office. Have fun with your horizontal Outlook preview pane, among other things. Checked out Frontpage 2003 recently and how it generates code as clean as Dreamweaver now? Didn't think so. Can you ctrl-highlight multiple selections of text in Office 2000? Nuh-uh. I could go on forever.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    24. Re:Bloatware by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      moving to 2000 would get me what? a load of hassle to fix my non-existent problems or improve my more than sufficient performance?

      It would get you off the DOS kernel, for one, which has no memory management and allows programs to crash each other left and right. The majority of people haven't seen a BSOD since switching to Windows 2000 all those years ago. You would have even less problems and greatly, GREATLY improved performance using the NT kernel.

      But hey, stick it out on ME forever.

      no thanks. although I know I'll lose loads of 'spect with all teh 1337 h4x0rz, I think WinME is good.

      I love that you think it's some 'leet hacker thing to hate Windows ME, when it's really simple facts. If you'd do a Google search, you'll find that Windows ME actually causes more problems if you install it fresh than if you upgrade from 98, a complete reversal of logic. There are major bugs in, for instance, registry handling that have yet to be fixed to this day. I shudder to think of what problems you'll eventually run into from simply running a couple of apps everyday.

      Windows ME is merely 98 with a dressed up Explorer shell and System Restore. It's the same kernel yet takes up tons more memory.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    25. Re:Bloatware by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think your post had a randomly generated statistic factor of 74.2, with a usefullness of 0.3 gigaquads.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    26. Re:Bloatware by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      When I want something that doesn't take 20 seconds to load up, only for it to crash on me when I change fonts, I'll use OpenOffice.

      When I want something that literally loads in seconds, takes up FAR less memory and space, and is compatible with all documents, I'll use Office 2003.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    27. Re:Bloatware by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 0

      Cash issues aside (and, yes, I'll admit that the cost of Office is pretty damn high) there is nothing "unfortunate" about MS Office being an industry standard. It's a solid product and does what people need it to do.

      Also, as an avid user of Office (every day, every program, all the time) I am extremely happy to have my documents integrate so well with each other. 2003 is definitely worth the upgrade in my opinion.

    28. Re:Bloatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelchek ? Whoo needz it?

    29. Re:Bloatware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Pure FUD. There is no "spyware/controlware" in
      > any version of Microsoft Office.

      How do you know?

      > Then you say there is nothing worth upgrading to
      > new versions of Office. Have fun with your
      > horizontal Outlook preview pane, among other
      > things.

      There is nothing wrong with the horizontal preview. I hardly think that's worth the upgrade price. You kidding me? Besides, you should be able to view horizontally and vertically as you see fit. I can't believe people are talking about this - but as a reason to upgrade?!

      > Checked out Frontpage 2003 recently and how it
      > generates code as clean as Dreamweaver now?
      > Didn't think so.

      Why didn't Frontpage produce HTML code as clean as Dreamweaver's before? Microsoft missed the boat on that one. I use Quanta and Dreamweaver which are not tied to producing ASP server code. There is absolutely no reason to use Frontpage whatsoever.

      > Can you ctrl-highlight multiple
      > selections of text in Office 2000?

      Marginally useful, but in what scenario would I really have to have this feature? Is this what the billions of dollars of R & D have come up with?

      > Nuh-uh. I could go on forever.

      No I don't think you could. You're already scraping the barrel as it is.

    30. Re:Bloatware by bninja_penguin · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the spyware/controlware issue, but I can say, I've never used any version of Microsoft Office. Before OpenOffice, I used Lotus Suite on my Windows box, now I use OpenOffice, mainly because I don't run any Microsoft products at home anymore. At work, I use OpenOffice on Windows, Linux, and OSX. It does everything I need it to. I do my webpage design in Quanta or a text editor, so the code, while far from perfect, is truly clean, nothing is there that I didn't put there. Why should I use a preview mode for e-mail? I just look at the header, and who it's from, what more do you need?

      I am two years into a computer science degree, and so far, nothing I've had to do was Microsoft specific. All C++, HTML and JAVA code I've written for school has been done in Linux, and all school papers done in OpenOffice or Lotus. I have yet to have any problems.

      That being said, I don't use any sort of collaboration feature at work, I'm lucky if my clients can even figure out how to email, much less attach a Word document for my editing, and I have yet to come across any business around here that uses any Microsoft Office product for more than simple word processing, cheesy slide shows, or forwarding that latest stupid joke to every person they can figure out an e-mail address to.
      So, yeah, I'm sure there are companies who use more features in an office suite, but it doesn't happen where I'm at (not even at the three companies who employee over 5,000 people.)

      --
      For those who describe their systems as 'boxen', do you order multiple 'boxen' of corn flakes also?
    31. Re:Bloatware by bninja_penguin · · Score: 1

      OTOH, we have the Linux camp; earnest, determined people with a clear view of what they want and how to get there. The problem is that what they want isn't good enough. Where they want to go just doesn't hack it for the VAST majority of the populace. Linux was written by techies for techies. Say what you want about the latest Mandrake release, or KDE's usability; until Grammy Walkin Dude can wrap her gums around installing it and using it without assistance, Linux and open source in general have got nothing that'll make a difference, reported statistical shifts notwithstanding.

      Uh, what do you mean, "what they want isn't good enough"? You actually know what is good enough for the VAST majority of people? Maybe you know what is good enough for your circle of people, but the VAST majority of people is a bit large in scope, don't you think?

      ...until Grammy Walkin Dude can wrap her gums around installing it and using it without assistance...

      Honestly, you think Grammy Walkin Dude is able to install and use Windows without assistance? You must not work in the computer industry if you think that. I spend the majority of my time at work installing Windows for Grammy Walkin Dude after they bork it up because they don't know how to use Windows without assistance, and are not confident enough to install it themselves.
      Every arguement I've ever heard about how Linux is so bad for "Joe Delluser" is something that can be applied to "Joe Delluser" running Windows. The major difference is that people don't even notice the issue with Windows, as Windows is so pervasive. I guarantee if a person can install and configure Windows (any flavor), get it on the internet, and use it with no help from another perosn, they could do the very same with Linux. Some flavors of Oses are easier to install than others (Mandrake Linux is "easier" than Rock Linux, just as Windows XP is "easier" than Windows 3.1.)

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      For those who describe their systems as 'boxen', do you order multiple 'boxen' of corn flakes also?
    32. Re:Bloatware by octothorpe · · Score: 1

      If you use the little pre-loader tray app for OpenOffice it loads in under a second on my 800Mz machine. And before you say, "Well that's cheating", how do you think that MS-Office loads so fast? MS has been pulling the pre-loading trick for a while with both Office and Explorer.
      And as for crashing, I've had OO crash a and I've had MS-Office crash, do you have any data that proves that one is more stable than the other?

    33. Re:Bloatware by Grimster · · Score: 1

      I agree to a point, OO has a load of features I won't ever use either, but in defense of OO, I didn't pay "a bunch of money" for that bloat. So if I have to choose between $400 of bloat and $0 of bloat, I'll take the $0. (I don't know what Office costs, I don't care, last time I bought Office was Office95 and it was around $350 then).

      Frankly I load editors other than vi about once a month or less. Though vi I use daily, hourly even.

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    34. Re:Bloatware by Grimster · · Score: 1

      Well not spellcheck but the preview button is vastly underutilized in my case.

      Who composes slashdot posts in Office anyway?

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    35. Re:Bloatware by Grimster · · Score: 1

      Thanks for grading my work, my English teacher would have been so proud of you.

      Unlike slashdot posts I actually proofread things that matter. Though the preview button would be handy to use once in a while but hell life goes on.

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    36. Re:Bloatware by julesh · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks. I've never been rated in the gigaquad range before, even fractionally...

    37. Re:Bloatware by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Nope, to clarify, I didn't say that

      Grammy Walkin Dude is able to install and use Windows without assistance?...

      though I can see how it could be construed as such. But they should be able to. Make something Grannies CAN install without assistance, and you're off. Its not that tough.
      While using Linux can be fine, try installing, updating, or even locating apps, and its a whole other kettle of fish, my lad.

      You actually know what is good enough for the VAST majority of people?

      Nope, not making any claims of that nature. The reason apple has such a fanatical following is IMHO because it "just works". This tranlates in tech terms to an interface that doesn't allow your average user the opportunity to bork it up. It removes most of the stuff we techies find so useful; the guts and bones of the OS.

      I'm not arguing for either Windows or Linux, so don't lump me with either camp. I'm saying take the security, reliability, and transparency of Linux and box it up in a seamless and slick package, something it just ain't got right now, in any flavour (and don't even start on Lindows; its a laudable effort, but it doesn't go far enough in either direction).

    38. Re:Bloatware by bninja_penguin · · Score: 1

      I'm saying take the security, reliability, and transparency of Linux and box it up in a seamless and slick package, something it just ain't got right now, in any flavour (and don't even start on Lindows; its a laudable effort, but it doesn't go far enough in either direction).

      That would be nice. Can't say anything about Lindows, I've never used it nor seen it run.
      As for the rest, maybe I shouldn't read Slashdot after pulling a 14 hour day on 3 hours of sleep with nothing more than a quart of chocolate milk for food.
      I re-read my post, and I came across rather peeved. oops!

      --
      For those who describe their systems as 'boxen', do you order multiple 'boxen' of corn flakes also?
  9. New? by mabu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since when are Self destructing documents a "new feature?"

    We all saw that coming so I figured we might as well get it over with.

    1. Re:New? by commodoresloat · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Since when are Self destructing documents a "new feature?"

      Yeah I agree; MS Office had this functionality at least as far back as Office97.

    2. Re:New? by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

      Depends what they mean by "self-destructing". Maybe they're trying to advertise that the document destroys itself but doesn't take the entire system down with it?

      Or maybe someone in marketing just saw a few too many episodes of Mission Impossible, decided they were running out of cachet marketing phrases, and didn't realize that the average joe would probably freak out if their spreadsheets started doing a "5... 4... 3..." countdown on them.

      It'd be like Y2K paranoia, only you get it every year.

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    3. Re:New? by alonsoac · · Score: 1

      Apparently they are finally passing some control of this feature to the user. Whereas in previous versions the software decided on its own when and what to destroy.

    4. Re:New? by Sentry21 · · Score: 1

      Since when are Self destructing documents a "new feature?"

      Yeah, come on Microsoft. QuarkXPress has had this feature for like ten years. And best of all, you don't even have to enable it, it happens automatically.

      Sheesh, talk about behind the times.

      --Dan

  10. Who's server? by BrynM · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the article:
    "Each user's version of Word will access the central server to determine how that person is allowed to use the document."
    So if I'm sending an e-mail publicly, like to say Bill Gates who's server is doing this authentication? Is it MS Passport... er, .Net? Any beta testers here?
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    US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
    1. Re:Who's server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can use passport... but its only a trail so you can try it out.

      Its intended use is with a Windows 2003 Server with the RM server software installed in your organization.

    2. Re:Who's server? by BrynM · · Score: 1

      I wonder what happens to the message/document if I send it to someone using a Mac or Linux? This would seem to be how the Macs are being shut out. While it's more secure to default to unreadability, this will further lock companies into MS software... to their own expen$e.

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      US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
    3. Re:Who's server? by BrynM · · Score: 1

      It just struck me. A document viewing service hosted on the MS servers. Pay some cash, upload your message/document and be able to read it. Then again, this could be as much of a hole in the DRM as the Print Screen key is.

      --
      US Democracy:The best person for the job (among These pre-selected choices...)
    4. Re:Who's server? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      While the file itself will remain unreadable, it's likely that random personal data will be incorporated into the metadata of the file so that it'll soon be possible to receive a Word 03 file from someone and soon have an unending line of pizza delivery guys hanging on the bell at all hours of the night.

      --
      I drank what? -- Socrates
    5. Re:Who's server? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And would you seriously trust Microsoft to take care of your document keys?

    6. Re:Who's server? by bigberk · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Each user's version of Word will access the central server to determine how that person is allowed...
      Do you ever get the feeling that our Windows machines will rely so much on "central servers"/network connections, even for goddam word processing, that in the future the entire nation's productivity will crash due to (heh) network crashes, "central server" problems, security issues, etc.
    7. Re:Who's server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Masters of Bugger All (MBAs) that I've talked to are beginning to realise that lockin to Microsoft is not necessarily in their own interest. So roll on MS-DRM, it hastens their own demise.

    8. Re:Who's server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great no more working at home.

      All the stuff on my laptop will be worthless at home. I don't think my boss will like that.

    9. Re:Who's server? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Then I guess, let's hope /bin/laden isn't reading this.

    10. Re:Who's server? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      An Information Rights Management server you set up. Come on, this has been discussed endlessly in previous articles. Put down the tinfoil hat.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  11. Inspector GADGET! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    go GADGET GO! I cant help but think about inspector gadget (the cartoon) "this message will self destruct". And it would always, by chance, blow up in the Chiefs face. I wonder if these messages blow up in the writers face! new Microsoft tactic!

    And why would they include a feature like that? picture bill saying "its cool fo shizzy", SCO and the RIAA are trying to make money by destroying their user base, why not MS! i have cool sarcasm!

  12. Self Destructing Documents? by Elpacoloco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If my organization is indeed that paranoid, I would insist that document suffer at least a shred(1) if not the destruction of the entire hard disk.

    This sounds like a rather half-assed solution.

    1. Re:Self Destructing Documents? by steveha · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think the general idea is to control who can see the document. And the implementation requires that your run the digital restrictions management server (Windows Server 2003).

      So instead of shred(1), the equivalent free software solution is to set up a *NIX server and keep the documents on that. Set up a remote graphics protocol (X11 or VNC) so that workers can log in to look at the documents under control. Don't set up any kind of network file system; keep those files bottled up. Use *NIX security to control which users can read which files, and which users can edit which files (using tools on the server, of course).

      You could even set up some sort of groupware to run purely on the server; email, or maybe even a one-computer USENET!

      This won't control emails sent outside the company, but then, nothing really will.

      The best part is that the free software solution will cost so much less than Windows Sever 2003 plus all the client licenses. It'll run on much cheaper hardware, too.

      steveha

      --
      lf(1): it's like ls(1) but sorts filenames by extension, tersely
    2. Re:Self Destructing Documents? by smchris · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a rather half-assed solution.

      It's Microsoft. Your point is?

    3. Re:Self Destructing Documents? by AndyS · · Score: 1

      The problem is they can still printscreen, plus of course, they could just write code to handle the X11 protocol in a certain way. You can bet Microsoft would bring that up when senior management said anything to them

      (Not that I think that Microsoft's approach is any better, but in that sense, they may well claim that security through obscurity gives them an edge).

    4. Re:Self Destructing Documents? by WookieinHeat · · Score: 1

      Who said anyone was going to pay for Windoze 2003?

    5. Re:Self Destructing Documents? by steveha · · Score: 1

      The problem is they can still printscreen

      Even if Microsoft somehow worked around printscreen, users can still take pictures of their screen, or write down what is on the screen.

      There is no way to make a system like this totally secure.

      handle the X11 protocol in a certain way.

      I forgot to say it, but of course you would want to tunnel the X11 through ssh to make it much harder to eavesdrop on the X11 session. That's all the security you need there. I'm sure there are Win32 X servers that can deal with an ssh tunnel.

      You can bet Microsoft would bring that up

      And anyone promoting the *NIX solution could bring up the total cost, including client access licenses, of the Microsoft solution.

      steveha

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      lf(1): it's like ls(1) but sorts filenames by extension, tersely
  13. Issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't even need to read the article.

    - Takes known standards such as ASCII, fucks them up, uses them for itself.
    - UI now Uglier Than Ever! (Stolen directly from QDOS)
    - Company run by a raving lunatic.
    - Consumes more resources than previous versions, doesn't share.
    - Tends to force its will upon the user. Using weapons.

  14. What fun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just wait until the IRM server gets comprimized, there is no such thing privacy in the digital world, If don't want something leaked, don't put it on a computer connected to the internet or has a disk drive on it. I say it gets cracked tonight!

    1. Re:What fun. by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • Just wait until the IRM server gets comprimized, there is no such thing privacy in the digital world, If don't want something leaked, don't put it on a computer connected to the internet or has a disk drive on it. I say it gets cracked tonight!
      Better yet, wait until the IRM server gets compromised, noone notices, and then the New York Times gets hacked and everyone's personal info and documents show up instead of a paper the next morning.

      Oh wait, bad newspaper example, noone would notice. :) Make that the Wall Street Journal.

  15. Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by niko9 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can we get Charlton Heston to be the new Vi spokesman? I just wanna see him go to computer conferences, hold up the Vi source code printed on old style dot matrix printer paper and say "From my dead cold hands"

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    1. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

      I think it would impolite, unless it was at a .*BSD conference, and it was a Heston Impersonator.
      Anyway...

      >`Other than the mobile phone, really the only thing that's making (workers) more >effective is the software,'' Gates said shortly before unveiling the new products on a >Manhattan theater stage.

      Ahh, how about a safe, pleasant working environment? Respect and some trust?
      Respect for good reasoning? Dilgence and very little "Passing the Buck."

      Oh yeah, and health-care -- how could I forget? What can software do for real concerns and worries, Bill? A game might help for imaginary concerns, but for real problems?

      And the "only thing?"
      And, is the mobile phone that effective? It can very annoying, when one is getting called to chat, when in the zone. Also, seems it can make traffic less effective, and therefore, business.

      How about a law like: driver cannot talk on the phone if driving at a speed, greater than 1/3 posted speed? Or near equivalent. And of course, in keeping w/ all the other rules of the road.

    2. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if when Charlton Heston does actually die people will be prone to put stuff in his hands just so they could take them again and say, "i took from his cold dead hands". Come on, you know the undertaker or coroner is going to go when no one is looking.

    3. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Can we get Charlton Heston to be the new Vi spokesman? I just wanna see him go to computer conferences, hold up the Vi source code printed on old style dot matrix printer paper and say "From my dead cold hands"

      Uh, dude? Kirk Douglas was Spartacus. RTFIMDB.

      Perhaps you were thinking of Ben-Hur?. Sure, they're similar, but anyone who gets similar things like these confused should NOT use vi. You might end up trying to save a file and accidentally blow up a small village.

      Cheers,
      IT

      --

      Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

    4. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by azzy · · Score: 1

      vi can blow upsmall villages? Sheesh.. now that's bloatware!

    5. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      It'd be a better gig than the NRA, on all accounts!

    6. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kirk Douglas was Spartacus. But Charlton Heston is president of the NRA, his tagline is "From my dead cold hands" while holding up a shotgun (or some other gun).

      Not that I support him, but FYI. :)

    7. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by proteinaceous · · Score: 1

      > But Charlton Heston is president of the NRA

      WAS president of the NRA.

      Just a clarification.

    8. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He also played Moses once so he would be perfect in a snapshot of an old fart holding up something written in stone.

    9. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funniest damn thing I've heard in weeks.

    10. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's no longer president of the NRA. And he was pictured holding a single-shot muzzle-loading rifle, not a shotgun.

    11. Re:Spartacus. Vi or Emacs user???? by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Kirk Douglas was Spartacus. But Charlton Heston is president of the NRA, his tagline is "From my dead cold hands" while holding up a shotgun (or some other gun).

      I gather the parent knew that. The grandparent was, indeed probably thinking of Ben Hur, and the parent properly corrected the mistake. He didn't say anything about what ELSE Charlton Heston does (did, actually, as he stepped down as NRA president due to his early symptoms of Alzheimer's.)

      Not that I support him... :)

      I do. :)

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
  16. Silk? by windside · · Score: 1

    Bah, OpenOffice is terrible... I had a course last semester that required me to read numerous presentations in Power Point format. Instead of pirating the software, I decided to do the "ethical" thing and download OO to view the files. As if reading Power Point documents wasn't painful enough before, adding in horrendous load times, an even uglier interface and an inexplicable lack of key navigation features made it totally unbearable. The fact that it's free does not mean it isn't crap. It's merely free crap. That's my 2 cents...

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    Churchill
    1. Re:Silk? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

      *blink*

      People actually *read* power point presentations?

      I thought the whole point of those things was to hypnotize the audience so they don't realize you actually have nothing meaningful to say.

    2. Re:Silk? by red+floyd · · Score: 4, Informative

      Fine. You are aware, though, that Microsoft provides a free Powerpoint Viewer? All you have to do is go to microsoft.com and download it.

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      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    3. Re:Silk? by rokzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had a lecturer at uni whose entire course was in powerpoint.

      not coincidentally, it was the worse course I've ever had.

      since taking decent notes was impossible, the only thing to do was download the presentations (43MB for a bit of text and pictures!) and print them off, 2 slides per page.

      worst... technology... ever!

    4. Re:Silk? by windside · · Score: 1

      Yeah, eventually I ended up doing that to solve my problem. In the end it was a razor's edge decision between the Free MS tool and waiting outside the classroom every morning with a tire iron to jump the first unsuspecting hack who had spent 2 to 3 hours last night downloading, opening, and printing the files.

      The fact remains the same - OpenOffice is evil!

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      Churchill
    5. Re:Silk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me get this right. You have a bunch of files that are stored in a proprietary, closed, undocumented binary format which have been produced by another application. OpenOffice.org can not read these proprietary, closed, undocumented binary files perfectly. Therefore this is OpenOffice.orgs fault?

      I hope the course you were taking didn't require any logic skills.

    6. Re:Silk? by Zayin · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Fine. You are aware, though, that Microsoft provides a free Powerpoint Viewer? All you have to do is go to microsoft.com and download it.

      If it is Windows-only, then it is not "free" (as in beer). It is "included in the price of Windows".

      --
      "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy"
    7. Re:Silk? by mentin · · Score: 1
      Instead of pirating the software, I decided to do the "ethical" thing and download OO to view the files.

      Why did not you download free Microsoft PowerPoint Viewer?

      It is free as in beer, and displays PowerPoint presentations the same way real PowerPoint does.

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      MSDOS: 20+ years without remote hole in the default install
    8. Re:Silk? by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      It is very useful. In fact the existance of MS's free PP viewer is what made using OO for presentations such a useful option for me eariler this year. Yeah, OO isn't the smoothest way to view presentations, but it creates 'em OK. And the free MS viewer makes it so easy to go straight into "Slideshow" mode.

      Not wanting to buy or pirate a copy of MS Office, I used OpenOffice to create my presentations, used the PP viewer to check them, and then just ran them through the viewer.

      Besides. using a Microsoft Product to improve the Open Source experience was just too much of an opportunity to pass up.

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      Tiggs
      "120 chars should be enough for everyone..."
    9. Re:Silk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe ey didn't have Windows? The free powerpoint viewer isn't available for Linux and it's probably a licence violation to run it under Wine.

    10. Re:Silk? by azzy · · Score: 1

      > The fact remains the same - OpenOffice is evil!

      Actually, the only fact one can surmise from your story is that Open Office wasn't good enough for you to open certain specific MS Power Point presentations. Beyond that your story doesn't actually provide any evidence that OOo itself is evil.

      Can you view OOo presentations in Power Point? If not.. does that make PP evil?

    11. Re:Silk? by 10Ghz · · Score: 3, Interesting
      OpenOffice is terrible


      I was writing my final thesis with MS Word. At home I used Word 97, at work I used Word 2000. Suddenly I noticed that I could not edit the document at home anymore. If I tried to open it, it would compain that "The document has embedded fonts in it and can't be edited" (or something along those lines). I could read it, but not edit it. At work, it still worked.

      Frustrated, I installed OpenOffice 1.1 and tried to open the file. It worked perfectly! Not a single problem! I made some changes to the document and saved it under a new name. Imagine my surprise when I noticed the filesize of the new document: About 65KB! the exact same document saved by MS Word was over 600KB in size! The settings and layout were identical on both, the OO-version had few changes here and there (nothing major, mostly corrected typos and the like), and they difference in filesize was about 1:10!

      After that, I can safely say that MS Office is terrible!
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    12. Re:Silk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O.K. But how do you know Microsoft didn't bury something useful, perhaps a 32 byte DRM key somewhere in the 500KB+ of buffer overflow random memory that MS Word attached to your 65kb document. ;-)

    13. Re:Silk? by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      Bah, OpenOffice is terrible...

      Look, the im- and export filters from/to MS Office aren't perfect, but they're slowly improving. Try to download the most recent version.

      Instead of pirating the [MS Office] software

      There's a chance that your college has paid for a license where you are allowed to run a copy at home. This could be interesting. It was for me -- I'm now running a totally legal copy using CrossOver Office on my Linux laptop.

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    14. Re:Silk? by Xenoproctologist · · Score: 1

      I believe you missed a couple of words there...

      "worst... [application of... ]technology... ever!"

      There's nothing wrong with the concept of the computerized slideshow presentation itself. Powerpoint has just made the barrier to entry so low that the ignorant, lazy, and incompetent masses can make presentations "just like the pros do!" In the hands of someone who knows what they're doing, it's still a useful tool just like any other.

    15. Re:Silk? by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had a cellular biology teacher that did the same thing. Surprisingly, I found this particular class lends itself to powerpoint presentations and other visual aids. Biology is one of the courses that is very helpful to see how things fit together to understand it. You can absorb a lot more information that way. What people in the class would do is print out the PP presentation before class (w/ ~6 slides a sheet), and take notes in the margins. I quite liked it, but it would be annoying for most other classes (especially math classes).

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    16. Re:Silk? by luzrek · · Score: 1

      Ummm...It doesn't run on GNU/Linux or any of the other *NIX variants?

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    17. Re:Silk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have only had one such class? I have had at least 10 of them (graduating this semester). I also know for a fact that I would be having at least one more this semester if it wasn't for the room assigned for the class not having a projector. Powerpoint is evil and the bane of education.

    18. Re:Silk? by smchris · · Score: 1


      Yeah. A few years ago, part of me being the office computer nerd was having a copy of StarOffice on my desktop. Somebody's mangled .doc attachment wouldn't open? Forward it to me and I'd send them the content back after opening it in StarOffice. Worked about 5 out of 6 times. Great 70 meg utility.

      Wasn't a huge fan of OO 1.0 but I'm liking 1.1 a lot BTW. Took the time last evening to finally set up a MySQL/OpenOffice link similar to using Access with Office. Very cool and easy to use.

    19. Re:Silk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have open office load your pp presentation with and save again in the open office format. Compare file sizes! Next you will want reopen the open office file to verify that it really contains all of the pp content. Be amazed.

    20. Re:Silk? by trikberg · · Score: 1

      If they are well done it is a plus in my book, but I've seen some really shitty powerpoint that added absolutely nothing to the presentation.

      I prefer to listen rather than take notes. If the slides are nicely done they serve as lecture notes and I can focus on following the lecture (and I have good notes from the lecures I skip). And I save paper as I'm perfectly comfortable with reading from a monitor. I've never had to print any lecture slides with exception for when you can use your notes (read printed slides) during the exam.

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    21. Re:Silk? by kidlinux · · Score: 1

      You had *a* (ie: one) lecturer whose course was in power point?

      I've had several so far, and I'm in Comp. Sci. Let me tell you, there's nothing worse than a CS lecture, or math lecture, in which the prof just displays a bunch of overheads. That's hardly teaching, much less lecturing.

      Anyhow, had I been in business, nearly all my classes would be power point. And I'd be expected to make power point presentations of my own as well.

      This on top of the fact some some profs, as well as the engineering department, circulate a lot of documents in .doc format.

      Quite often there are notes, tests, and solutions in pdf, which is nice.

      I have to keep a copy of win98 around, just to keep up with my education. Which is lame in Computer Science in an academic environment. If anyone should know better, it'd be my CS prof. He uses a Mac and makes little pokes at Microsoft and Windows whenever he gets a chance.

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    22. Re:Silk? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Wired did an article on that very topic. I believe I read it in the mag though so I'm not sure if it ever got posted on their website news section. Usually everything from the mag ends up on their front page sooner or later.

    23. Re:Silk? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean Linux? Nobody uses "GNU/Linux," they just use Linux. And they may or may not use GNU userland tools on top of it.

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    24. Re:Silk? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      The OP's was running Windows. He said he used OOo instead of "pirating" PowerPoint.

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    25. Re:Silk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I beg to differ, it most likely is coincidence. Some of my best courses have had Powerpoint presentations. In addition, I believe you can print up to 6 slides per page, or a special 3 slide format with space for note-taking.

    26. Re:Silk? by Malc · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a problem with your lecturer. Blaming the technology is just being sensational and dumb.

      I had many courses that were presented as overhead slides, which could just as easily have been done in PowerPoint (this was a decade ago). One of our lecturers was particularly perverse: he gave us a copy of his overheads but with bits missing! This was to ensure we would make notes and thus stay awake and pay attention.

    27. Re:Silk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if it's only a little text chances are the lecturer made the font large. I had such a course and I would do 6 slides per page and duplex them.

    28. Re:Silk? by cens0r · · Score: 1

      doesn't microsoft distribute a free office document viewer? I believe it plugins into IE and allows you to view all office documents.

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    29. Re:Silk? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      That sounds like a problem with your lecturer. Blaming the technology is just being sensational and dumb.

      I agree. In my current graduate classes all my profs use powerpoint slides. It keeps them from having to spend time writing base points on the board and allows them to spend their time lecturing and expanding on their intial talking points/pictures.

      It is also nice to be able to have a printout of the lecture outline before class. It allows you to spend some pre-class time preparing some questions which will help you get more out of a particular lecture.

    30. Re:Silk? by PeteQC · · Score: 1

      You think that it is a bad experience?

      I actually had a teacher in Project Management that made is entire course in PowerPoint and then transfered the PowerPoint into .PDF

      Ouch, I don't even have the option to add my comments or to only print the slides I want.

      And don't think he put it in a 3 slides per page format... No, he used the 1 slide per page...

      My printer is on the burn-out since this...

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  17. I still use office 98 at home... by JVert · · Score: 1

    I had a 2000 cd in hand but 2000 takes so long to install I figure just go light and use 98. Barely notice the difference between home and office xp at work.

    1. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean office 97, AFAIK, there is no office 98.

    2. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by Sexy+Bern · · Score: 1

      There is on MacOS, you gimp.

    3. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't go in fer yer Mac Shennanigans.

    4. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      But there's no Office 2000 for Mac. Oh, the confusion!

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    5. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      you can't run gimp on MacOS without x11.

    6. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, the Amish will take you...

    7. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by Surlyboi · · Score: 1

      But there's no Office 2000 for Mac. Oh, the confusion

      That's because it joined the Nation of Islam, threw off its slave name and became Office X.

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    8. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      Office 98, is that the Mac version or something? Windows' MS Office went from 97 to 2000...

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    9. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by technos · · Score: 1

      Office '98 was a "Bug Fix" retail release of Office '97 timed to coincide with Windows '98.

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    10. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by richie2000 · · Score: 1

      I've never seen that on shelves over here. Did they just re-label the Office 97 SR-1 or something? On http://www.microsoft.com/office/previous/default.a sp, there's no mention of an Office 98, although the term pops up in a few patches and there seems to have been individual 98 versions of Outlook, FrontPage and Project... Maybe it got a dose of history revisionism and was vanished for some reason?

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    11. Re:I still use office 98 at home... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Not true! There was an Office 98 for Mac, an Office 2001 for Mac, and then we got Office X.

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  18. Self-destructing documents? by maxmg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is not a new feature - all office versions I have ever used had this. And, while not removing all traces of the document, they rendered it completely unusable.

    This is definitely an area in which the open source products need to catch up!

    BTW, the only reliable way to recover at least most of the content of Office-self-shredded documents that I have found was to open them with OpenOffice.org, which does a much better job at reading partly corrupted files.

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    1. Re:Self-destructing documents? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      One of the things that switched me on to Open Office was a corruption I had with a huge Office 97 document containing an OLE Visio object.

      If I tried to edit part of the document around the object, it just corrupted. Went back to backups, and all recent backups had the same corruption. Spent a few days retyping the darn thing.

      I figure that if it's stored as XML, there's a much better chance that I can read it or parse it and maybe fix it myself.

    2. Re:Self-destructing documents? by LittleBigLui · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you tried opening the MSOffice document with OpenOffice? We had rather astounding results in my workplace, because OpenOffice not only opened the "corrupted" Word documents pretty much flawlessly, and when we saved them out in Word format not only could Word read them again, but they also were much smaller than the original, corrupted versions.

      And yes, i really think it's funny that OOffice loads MSOffice documents better and more reliably than MSOffice itself, given the proprietary and not-really-standardized-and-documented file format.

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    3. Re:Self-destructing documents? by Scot+W.+Stevenson · · Score: 1
      This is not a new feature - all office versions I have ever used had this. (...) This is definitely an area in which the open source products need to catch up!

      Might I point you to the wipe command?

  19. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Funny

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  20. distance by sewagemaster · · Score: 0, Troll

    ``The distance between what we have and what the free software has is greater today than it's ever been,'' he said. The new Office product's biggest competitors, he said, were its predecessors, most recently Office XP, released two years ago

    that's correct, the distance is greater because it's lagging further and further behind than opensource free software.

    1. Re:distance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why all the open source office suites are busily still trying to catch up to Office 2000 let alone Office 2003.

      Dickhead.

    2. Re:distance by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

      that's a nice name for someone as brilliant as you are.

      fucking kids

  21. My main question by blincoln · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is Outlook properly multi-threaded now? We use 2000 at work, and it's really frustrating to not be able to have a big message downloading from the Exchange server and read others at the same time.

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    1. Re:My main question by Abalamahalamatandra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Very much so. I'm a consultant and have actually spent quite a lot of time lately telling customers why their centralized Exchange deployments with Outlook 2000 suck *ss - it's the client, stupid!

      Outlook 2000 massively blows, Outlook XP is a bit better but pops up annoying dialogs when the network gets slow, and Outlook 2003 finally has it right - it's the old "third time's a charm" cycle from MS rearing its ugly head again.

      Outlook 2003 introduces a new semi-connected mode called "Cached mode" that caches messages locally and works great. It also supports (in conjunction with Exchange 2003 only, there's the rub!) a new remote transport, RPC over HTTP, that is frankly pretty amazingly cool and lets me run the full client remotely with no VPN, no hangs, and decent feedback as to what's going on. What a concept!

      I'm sounding like a cheerleader here, and I'm not, but I do have to say that Exchange 2003 and Outlook 2003 are pretty much perfect poster children for the "third time's a charm" syndrome from Microsoft. They've finally gotten some of the problems through their thick skulls and, if not outright fixed them, at least started nicely down that road.

    2. Re:My main question by LordSah · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, it's multi-threaded. There are some scenarios that you _could_ get a hangup on the main thread, but they're very uncommon.

      Another posted pointed out cached-exchange. It works great, and you can read all your email without even being connected.

    3. Re:My main question by styrotech · · Score: 1

      Outlook 2000 massively blows, Outlook XP is a bit better but pops up annoying dialogs when the network gets slow, and Outlook 2003 finally has it right - it's the old "third time's a charm" cycle from MS rearing its ugly head again.

      Don't you mean 'fifth time'? There were two Outlook versions before 2000 (97 and 98), and that's not counting the previous Exchange clients (yuck).

    4. Re:My main question by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      and that's not counting the previous Exchange clients

      You mean the "Exchange" mail client in Windows 95 that didn't work with... wait for it... Exchange?

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    5. Re:My main question by Malc · · Score: 1

      Opening other users Inbox is still horendous over a VPN. It blocks everything. Worse, it opens other users inboxes in the same window now... so if you forget to move it another window before clicking on your inbox then you will have to go through the whole process again next time you want to look in the other inbox.

    6. Re:My main question by styrotech · · Score: 1

      You mean the "Exchange" mail client in Windows 95 that didn't work with... wait for it... Exchange?

      That's the one!

      The ones supplied with early Exchange versions were just as bad though.

  22. My new machine at work came with 2003 on it by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was typing an email in LookOut 2003 today and typed a smiley face like ":)". It automatically turned it into a smiley-face character. Oy Gevalt.

    I'd say the biggest improvement is that HTML emails don't automatically load images. A little "x" icon appears in place of the image, along with a tiny message "click to view- not loaded to protect your privacy" or something like that. In LookOut 2000, you had to unplug your ethernet cable before reading something that might be spam.

    1. Re:My new machine at work came with 2003 on it by Zeddicus_Z · · Score: 2, Informative
      The real question is whether Outlook:
      1. Parses the HTML, recognises the external image link and consequently does not send a request for the image, or
      2. Parses the HTML, recognises the external image link, downloads the image and then just fails to display it until you click on the X.

      May not seem like much of a difference, but it is. (1) still allows marketers/spammers to collect view statistics and gain some measure of response to their trash. while (2) does not. What's the bet O2k3 does the latter?

      After all, if MS really cared about dangerous HTML content and the spam problem they'd have added a "parse all incoming emails as text only" option long ago.
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    2. Re:My new machine at work came with 2003 on it by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1


      After all, if MS really cared about dangerous HTML content and the spam problem they'd have added a "parse all incoming emails as text only" option long ago.

      Well, Bill Gates did issue a mandate for Microsoft to solve the spam problem... what, 3-4 months ago? Of course they never said they'd do it for free.

      -a

    3. Re:My new machine at work came with 2003 on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I'd say the biggest improvement is that HTML emails don't automatically load images.

      That is patented by me! Please remove that feature! /Eolas

    4. Re:My new machine at work came with 2003 on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be an idiot. Of course they do the former. What would be the fucking point of the feature if they didn't? You also have the option to allow images for trusted users or images from the "Trusted Zone"

      And Outlook (at least as of 2002 version) has a registry key you can set to force plain text. Works great.

    5. Re:My new machine at work came with 2003 on it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Don't be an idiot.

      But that's one of the prerequisites for being an anti-M$ zealot...

    6. Re:My new machine at work came with 2003 on it by k-zed · · Score: 1

      If you have a linux-based gateway, or just a linux machine on the same unswitched ethernet, you can test this with a program called "driftnet" (it switches the network card to promiscuous mode and displays all images it receives). Start it up, then open an e-mail that contains images for the first time with Outlook, and see what happens.

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    7. Re:My new machine at work came with 2003 on it by JKR · · Score: 1
      After all, if MS really cared about dangerous HTML content and the spam problem they'd have added a "parse all incoming emails as text only" option long ago.

      They did, at least for Outlook XP SP1. See MS KB article 307594 (here)

      Jon

    8. Re:My new machine at work came with 2003 on it by Zeddicus_Z · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the link, I was unaware of that added feature.

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  23. A symptom of a greater problem. by eidechse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Software, or digital content, doesn't wear out. Even if a company could produce a perfect piece of software, office suite or otherwise, it'd be detrimental to do so under current business models. "Software as service" subscriptions could address this, but customers don't seem to go for it. To keep revenue coming in customers have to be convinced, cajoled, or forced into upgrades.

    OK, none of this is news to anyone...but what are some viable commercial alternatives? The Open Source model tends to favor charging for support/service, one time charges for feature creation/customization, and donations; micropayments for content has been tried; and Macromedia and Adobe have had success with a "free-to-view pay-to-create" model.

    The current "artificial upgrade" seems unethical and possibly doomed. Are traditional business obsolete in the digital arena? What's next?

    1. Re:A symptom of a greater problem. by kfg · · Score: 1

      Are traditional business obsolete in the digital arena?

      For traditional apps, yes. This was predictable decades ago. In fact, it was predicted, but not everyone payed attention. There is just so much "innovation" you can do with a wordprocessor, nor is there any way to keep anyone else from entering the market.

      Thus they become free.

      Rinse and repeat.

      What's next?

      Traditional business.

      Computers can't be the end forever. They're just tools. A time will come, perhaps soon, when they are just a means. If you wish to stay in software then either become a true computer scientist, or get used to making "hammers."

      You can only sell hammers for a few bucks apiece, but you can sell a lot of them. Of course, anyone else can sell hammers too.

      The digital domain changed the real world. Now the real world is begining its advance into the digital.

      KFG

    2. Re:A symptom of a greater problem. by jujuchef · · Score: 1

      My gut instinct reaction is BCwipe. Not only does it wipe temps but also your swap to meet DOD standards? Perhaps there's an additional 'beauty file' that the MSO-03 creates that wouldn't normally be picked up as a temp and otherwise deleted?

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    3. Re:A symptom of a greater problem. by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      ...micropayments for content has been tried...


      One small nitpick - has micropayments really been tried? Using what system?

      Micropayments are an interesting idea, but as far as I have seen, there is yet to be a widely used system to support the concept. PayPal may come close (despite numerous complaints), but I believe even they have a minimum charge of $1 US. That is a relatively small amount to more traditional mail-order and online charges that tend to be at least $10. But the $1 amount doesn't fully realize the concept of micropayments.

      I wouldn't say micropayments have been tried. But then, perhapse not for a lack of trying.
    4. Re:A symptom of a greater problem. by peachawat · · Score: 1

      Are traditional business obsolete in the digital arena?

      No it is not. Since software does not wear out, IMHO a logical progress in software business is you should move to the next paradigm once you have perfected the current one.

      Look at the way we process a document - a word processor. We have come from a text-only WordStar to a GUI based Microsoft Word. These are all tools used to create a document for print. And I think it is somehow 'perfected' long ago. Now that we have the Internet with which we can do a lot of things. Why don't we move documents into the Internet? The next paradigm should be something that make use of the network.

      Instead of trying to catch up with MS Office with OpenOffice, maybe we should try to create a new productivity suite that is totally different. Create new things. Convince people that this is a better way. Why is it important to have spreadsheet and presentation tool? what about a good outliner, diagram drawer, and content management with versioning? For me, I can care less about a spreadsheet.

      The problem for Microsoft that, as much as they want to get into a new market (xbox, etc.), they can't create something that may even remotely compete with their products. They are too scared to lose their marketshare. They can only 'upgrade' the old product and only enter a new market only when someone has pioneered it.

    5. Re:A symptom of a greater problem. by Schmelter · · Score: 1

      Let's all keep in mind that for thirty years, from about 1960 to about 1990, software was given away for free with the hardware. You'd make your money on the hardware, and give the software to make it work for free as part of the package.

      I think this is the model we'll see ourselves returning to in about ten years. Apple is already doing this. They sell the computers, and pretty much give away the software. Even when they create a solely software based product, such as iTunes, it's really just a way to sell more iPods.

    6. Re:A symptom of a greater problem. by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      I agree. Paypal's nowhere near Micropayments.
      Micropayments are usually in the cotext of hundredths or thousandths
      of cents. (Per measurable unit, per KB, say).

      YAW.

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    7. Re:A symptom of a greater problem. by On+Lawn · · Score: 1

      maybe we should try to create a new productivity suite that is totally different. Create new things.

      Texmacs, SIAG, etc...

  24. Problems with IRM by tehanu · · Score: 1

    The general opinion seems to be that Office 2003 doesn't offer all that much new for the average user. It's main benefits are to do with workgroup integration and IRM. Target users for IRM would be big businesses. However one possible problem is that laws in the US require all email records for X number of years to be kept stored (and accessible) in case of say an Enron style investigation. This could greatly inhibit the takeup of IRM in big business, esp. for things like emails that self-destruct after T period of time or have restrictions on who can read them. One thing I read in a newspaper today (The Australian) is that a MS spokesperson (in response to the audit trail concerns) claims that these self-destructing emails are still there on the HD but are simply not readable, but an IT professional should be able to easily recover them in readable format. If this is true it means that the security provisions of IRM are useless as it means there is an easy way for people to break the security coded in by MS themselves (which will soon probably exist as a downloadable tool on the internet if it doesn't already).

    1. Re:Problems with IRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However one possible problem is that laws in the US require all email records for X number of years to be kept stored (and accessible) in case of say an Enron style investigation.

      You're right about this, but it only (I think) applies to certain companies. Like financial services (banking and insurance, etc.), publicly traded companies (traded on AMEX, NYSE or NASDAQ) and anyone that has a contract with the government (state, local or federal; including grants). So that includes like 90% of the businesses and educational institutions in the US.

  25. Pandora's Box by mabu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can appreciate the value of the concept of self-destructing documents. We all know that once information becomes digital, the potential of controlling its integrity is questionable at best, but that notwithstanding, it could be a useful feature.

    However, my concern over the abuse of this feature overshadows any benefit it may offer. If documents, or even worse, all files, now have flags associated with them that could trigger not easily interruptable deletion, you can imagine the total havoc an il-behaved program could wreak on a user's system.

    Can you imagine worms and viruses that mass flag files for automatic destruction at random dates? Receive a nasty e-mail or visit the wrong web site and have it cause files to dissapear months later with virtually no evidence or detectable agent? That's scary.

    Of course, I'm sure Microsoft has carefully considered these circumstances so we have nothing to worry about.

    1. Re:Pandora's Box by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      yeah... I can't wait to open a copy of an important document and find myself reading about somebody's wicked screensaver.

    2. Re:Pandora's Box by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine worms and viruses that mass flag files for automatic destruction at random dates?

      this brings up a very good point.

      all of this document control shit that MS is putting in is really just a thorn in the side for technical users. i mean, even MS admits that destructed documents still leave copies on the Server as well as traces on the client.
      so, really what's the point? it's a complete false sense of security because underneath, the security really is non-existant.

      also, i like the part in the Mecury News story where someone asks Bill Gates about the open source competition and he replies, `The distance between what we have and what the free software has is greater today than it's ever been'

      i really don't believe that's true. have you noticed the great strides both KDE and Gnome have taken in the last 3 years? and i'm not even talking about the countless other projects that have advanced just as much.

      right now, the 2 things that MS have going for it are application integration and market dominance. the things i've seen the open source community do in the last 3 years is nothing short of amazing. can you imagine what open source will have in the next 3?

    3. Re:Pandora's Box by dew-genen-ny · · Score: 1

      I knew a girl called pandora once.........never saw her box though....

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    4. Re:Pandora's Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >and have it cause files to dissapear months later

      how exactly is this any worse than the virus simply deleting files straight away?! At least they'd stand a chance of being backed up.

      We DO back up, don't we?

    5. Re:Pandora's Box by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Hey, All it really has to do is set the prefrence for all e-mail sent to be self-destoried after the first read or preview pane viewing.

      What is really, really bad is that most of my users would not notice. I'd notice, a few managers might, but everyone else usually just hits delete on most of the e-mail sent out.

      Do you feel like anyone is listening to you when your warning e-mails have receipts of deleted without being read?

    6. Re:Pandora's Box by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      "Can you imagine worms and viruses that mass flag files for automatic destruction at random dates?"

      You know, your concerns are a bit misguided. A virus could already delete files at random dates without messing with this new office feature.

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      A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
  26. Self destructing documents by eric76 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now Microsoft will have an excuse to avoid turning documents over during the discovery processes of the various lawsuits against them.

    "Honest, your honor. The document self destructed the day we were supposed to turn it over."

  27. Don't like Moffice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I don't either. But there are still some features that I really like in Moffice, that are currently not in OpenOffice 1.1.
    • Format painter (not fill format, thats not the same)
    • Wordart, so many people use that you need to pry it from their cold dead hands
    • Selection Column support, once you tried it you can't go back
    • Make it easier to insert non standard characters with logical keyboard shortcuts
    • Support for a non annoying office assistant, that little lightbulb is not good. Have something like a penguin or Seagull (since this is openioffice).
    • Improvements to the filters, so it dosen't randomly insert bold and italics in my presentations
    • Support for the SVG graphics standard, other OpenSource graphics packages are standardizing on it
    • Make it even faster, OpenOffice 1.1 is still slow
    • And finally, support for CTRL+SPACE
    I'm just a regular office monkey, so if there are any code monkeys around here, please concider my feature requests.
    1. Re:Don't like Moffice? by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why isn't there a penguin assistant for OO? I make fun of the stupid paperclip in MS Office but at least they let you change it. When I had to use Windows 98 with Office 2000 I actually kind of liked having the little cat run around purring, and on the Mac I liked the dog, panting and smiling, I could imagine he was cheering me on as I typed, getting excited at my more insightful moments of composition...

      at least for a week or so anyway. Then I turned the damn thing off.

    2. Re:Don't like Moffice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Even vi has a paperclip assistant.

      More seriously, what I would like in MS Office as well as OpenOffice.org would be modifiable key bindings. I don't like having to use the cursor keys, it just slows me down, it would be great to have vi key bindings but if modal bindings are too difficult, emacs bindings would be nice.

    3. Re:Don't like Moffice? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, what we need to really get for OO to take of is stripper office assistants. We could have several you could choose from, but they'd slowly be dancing down their in the corner while you were typing up all your memos. If that doesn't get OO onto desktops, I'm sorry nothing will. That's just my humble opinion though.

    4. Re:Don't like Moffice? by pmz · · Score: 1

      Why isn't there a penguin assistant for OO?

      To be fair, you'd also need a Bill Gates S&M Slave character, a stylish iPod chick, and a smily-face Sun character, due to OO.org being multi-platform.

      on the Mac I liked the dog, panting and smiling

      What did you do to the dog?!?

    5. Re:Don't like Moffice? by 198348726583297634 · · Score: 1

      cause OO.org runs on more than just linux?

  28. All hail the King! by Gilmoure · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...the king of floating document formats. Once again, Microsoft is changing it's formats, in an attempt to force users to upgrade their software, as well as lockout 3rd party apps and OS's.

    Here at my college, we have had such a problem with various Word formats (from student and faculty home machines) that we're pushing saving as RTF. The problem with this is that there's a large segment of users out there that have no clue as to what a file format is, much less why they should go to any further trouble than just hitting save.

    There's always several, usually at the end of a term, who can't print from their computer and need a paper printed up (class is in 5 minutes). Said paper is done on some 5 year old Romanian version of Office Works Lite and nothing else but Office 98 on a Mac can read it.

    'Course I don't have a floppy disk on my Mac and have to walk across campus (with wailing student in tow-"I need this for class or I'll fail!") to the Mac lab and then spend 5 more minutes (that I could be surfing pr0n or taking over the world in SMACX) explaining that the print button on the tool bar really does do the same thing on a Mac, and yes, it is pretty, just print your friggin' paper, you overpaying, coddled, mama's child!

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    1. Re:All hail the King! by niko9 · · Score: 1

      Course I don't have a floppy disk on my Mac and have to walk across campus (with wailing student in tow-"I need this for class or I'll fail!") to the Mac lab and then spend 5 more minutes (that I could be surfing pr0n or taking over the world in SMACX) explaining that the print button on the tool bar really does do the same thing on a Mac, and yes, it is pretty, just print your friggin' paper, you overpaying, coddled, mama's child!

      Isn't that mama's child paying for your porn surfing bandwith? If you have to handhold the newbies, I hope you have the common decency to wash your dominant hand. ;)

    2. Re:All hail the King! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm...The format was not changed only IRM was added. Office XP can read Office 2k3 files just fine.

    3. Re:All hail the King! by Jugalator · · Score: 1
      ???

      What are you talking about? Do you have any particular problem you wish to see a solution for, or are you just feeling like complaining about Microsoft?

      Access 2003 uses the Access 2000 file format by default, just like Access XP.

      Office 2003, Office XP, Office 2000, and Office 97 (with the exception of Access) can share files, usually seamlessly.

      A user report regarding this:

      "I ran the 2003 beta in an office that also uses Office 97 and Office XP, and
      only encountered one problem with Excel that was corrected in a subsequent
      beta update (I'm still running the beta). I encountered no other
      compatibility issues. File formats remain the same, with the exception of
      Visio and Outlook which have slight changes to their data formats. However,
      both are 100% backward compatible and can be set up to run in 2002 (XP) file
      compatibility mode."


      ----

      Another one:

      "You don't NEED any patches. The file format is basically the same, and
      XP will happily open 97 files. There are plenty of legitimate reasons
      for bagging Microsoft, but this ain't one of them. I switch files
      between 97 and XP (and back) on a regular basis. This means that your
      problem lies somewhere else. Exactly how did you move the files from
      the new computer?What's the EXACT error message that you're getting
      when you try to open the files, and HOW are you trying to open them;
      through File -> Open, or through Windows Explorer? Also, you DID
      install the versions of Office on the new computer in the correct
      order didn't you? (You stated that you have both on the new computer;
      you need to do 97, then 2000 (if applicable), then XP; NOT XP first,
      then 97.)"

      ... and I didn't particularly look for positive comments, these were the first that came up in a Google search.

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    4. Re:All hail the King! by Maestro4k · · Score: 2, Insightful
      • ...the king of floating document formats. Once again, Microsoft is changing it's formats, in an attempt to force users to upgrade their software, as well as lockout 3rd party apps and OS's.
      This is why I prefer Corel Wordperfect myself, they've not changed file formats since version 6 (I think that's right), and they're up to what's officially version 11 or 12 one. (Now branded by year, not a number.)

      Wow, imagine if Microsoft hired engineers smart enough to design a file format that could last through 5-6 versions! Why Hell might freeze over real nice!

    5. Re:All hail the King! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why I prefer Corel Wordperfect myself, they've not changed file formats since version 6

      vi(1) has not changed file format since 1976.
      ed(1) has not changed file format since 1752.

    6. Re:All hail the King! by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Just put out a memo that all homework must be saved in wordpad or it will be and automatic Fail regaurdless of class. O.k. it would be a "big bluff" by the IT department to scare students. It might work. Getting your professorts to change would most likely be alot more difficult than the students. Students you can force requirements on. I can say that you will always have professors that will object to campus policy and go their own way.

      I always loved getting out for a college class for a "holiday" that my college didn't observe, I didn't care about, but my professor didn't want to teach class. You know "class Friday is a holiday it Friday Fishing Day." I won't be here, but it isn't a recongized school holiday so you have to attend all your other classes.

    7. Re:All hail the King! by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Documents created in Word 2003, and saved as a Word 2003 document, can be open, read modified, and used in Word XP with no problems at all. I've tested and verified this.

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    8. Re:All hail the King! by sql*kitten · · Score: 1

      Wow, imagine if Microsoft hired engineers smart enough to design a file format that could last through 5-6 versions!

      Microsoft don't have people to design file formats, never did to my knowledge. A Word document is a persisted COM object, the in-memory representation of the document. When the code of that object changes, for example as features are added, the "format" of the file on the disk changes too, entirely as a side-effect. Saying MS changes the format purely to thwart compatability is paranoid delusion.

  29. OpenOffice and LAMP by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This "Authentication Server" that MS is pushing on the corporate suits sounds kind of neat... but why couldn't this be implemented in a few afternoons for OO using LAMP?

    It's a rather simple problem: A user with some kind of credentials opens a document, to find that it's encrypted.

    Within the document is a reference to the authentication server that has the certificate needed to decrypt the file. The user's credentials are then passed to the server (a-la XML over SSL/HTTPS) and the credentials are either sufficient (and the server passed back the certificate) or they aren't and the file remains unreadable.

    I see the problem as:
    1. Open Office needs to require credentials.
    2. Open Office needs a saving filter.
    3. A rudimentary certificate manager in Linux/Apache/MySQL/PHP needs to be written.
    4. ...???
    5. Profit!!!!


    Really - what's the big deal here?
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    1. Re:OpenOffice and LAMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Really - what's the big deal here?

      We don't know. Why don't you have a go?

    2. Re:OpenOffice and LAMP by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      The difference is that MS Office may allow people to view the document, but not to edit or print it. It would take much more work to get OOo to do that. And then, if that code was released--and it has to be if the binaries are released--anybody could just undo the changes for printing and editing.

    3. Re:OpenOffice and LAMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! It isn't a big deal! As far as I am concerned, this is not worth the price of an upgrade! Maybe businesses feel differently, but my simple solution to guarding sensitive data is not to put it into a word doc in the first place!

      This is spelling the end of Microsoft. Their business model no longer works as it used to; they cannot adapt to a new business model (or haven't so far - I refuse to predict the future); and they really don't have any new ideas to give the world to make them clamor for upgrades!

    4. Re:OpenOffice and LAMP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have got to be my manager. Your tounge is so backwards it is funny.
      Come up to your A- SAP programmer tomorrow and say "SPINACH".
      Thanks.

    5. Re:OpenOffice and LAMP by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      >Really - what's the big deal here?

      We don't know. Why don't you have a go?


      The answer is, of course, very simple. If it's a feature that somebody actually NEEDS, it will be implemented. If not, it won't get implemented.

      I don't need it, so I certainly won't do it myself.

      That's perhaps the greatest feature of the open source development model - features that scratch an itch are the ones that get implemented, and those that aren't all that needed get dropped fairly quickly.

      -Ben

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      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  30. Self destructing documents? by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

    Oh dear...

    I sure hope all those bits that suddenly function as shrapnel don't cause dents in my HD's platters. I'm not quite sure I would enjoy having my HD flakked to kingdom-come...

  31. Lawful access by kris · · Score: 1

    How is lawful access to protected email regulated in Office System 2003? Does Microsoft present any information on this?

    Kristian

  32. I thought all M$ Products were Self-Destructing! by SPYDER+Web · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh Great Gates, Isn't it better to build bridges (Mac) than destroy documents?

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  33. Encrypted documents a new virus path? by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Virus scanners and firewalls can't examine encrypted or self-destructing Office documents. So this could provide a new way for Office-based attacks to bypass defenses.

    1. Re:Encrypted documents a new virus path? by rossz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not "could", I guarantee it WILL be a major virus entry point, especially since they are adding email functionality into Office. Imagine the fun! Virus laden Word document is emailed to everyone. Office is nice enough to accept the email (bypassing any virus scanner), probably launch it (MS never learns), then destroy the evidence. We should call this Auto-fuck.

      You've just convinced me to not allow this crap on my computer. Not that I needed any convincing, OpenOffice works quite nicely for me.

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    2. Re:Encrypted documents a new virus path? by EddWo · · Score: 1

      Theres an API that loads you default virus scanner to examine the contents of the document after it has been decrypted.

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    3. Re:Encrypted documents a new virus path? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Theres an API that loads you default virus scanner to examine the contents of the document after it has been decrypted.

      Yeah, but what about server side scanning? That's the only effective way to prevent viruses from being run. There are plenty of users out there who will ignore their desktop virus warning. "Oh, there's a virus in the document. But I really need to know what's in it, so I'll just look at it quickly...", or whatever...

    4. Re:Encrypted documents a new virus path? by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • So this could provide a new way for Office-based attacks to bypass defenses.
      It's a new feature thought up by their focus on security. Unfortunately we all thought they meant security for the end user, but they really meant security for the virus writers and systems administrators/help desk/tech support/etc. folks. It's just Bill's way of boosting the economy and keeping the IT field alive.

      Course then all those extra jobs needed from this nightmare will get shipped overseas and the US IT market will continue to swirl down the commode heading to the sewer. :P

    5. Re:Encrypted documents a new virus path? by 1010011010 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Theres an API that loads you default virus scanner to examine the contents of the document after it has been decrypted.

      So... I could write a "virus scanner" program, and have Word pipe me the text of the supposedly copy-proof document. Neat.

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    6. Re:Encrypted documents a new virus path? by ColonelTom · · Score: 1

      server side scanning

      If the server-side scanning program peeks inside the encrypted file without Microsoft's consent, it'll be in violation of the DMCA.

      Sounds like a great "market" opportunity for Bill Gates' next masterpiece, Microsoft's own anti-virus software...

  34. ORIGINAL POST as submitted by securitas · · Score: 4, Informative


    I'm not sure why, but a couple of links were removed from the edited post. I haven't yet used MS Office 2003, so I'm not in a position to say whether or not the PC World review 'sums things up pretty well' (not my words) or not. Some of the other edits do clarify, however. As for the "spectacular-conglomeration dept.", if that referred to this post, a tip of the hat to simoniker.

    For anyone who cares, here's how it looked as submitted, with an additional Google link for PC Pro article to bypass their registration page. The interesting thing is that PC Pro changed the headline which was definitive about shutting out Macs to something less than absolute.

    The first users of MS Office 2003 are weighing in and the response is decidedly mixed. The new Outlook has received a favorable response but the mantra seems to be there's little reason to upgrade unless you absolutely need the new features. Microsoft probably heard this in beta trials and has adopted the curious strategy of denigrating previous versions of Office as "too hard to find things" and having a "clunky" interface. Meanwhile, Bill Gates dismissed the open source competition. One of the new features - self-destructing documents - seems to have caused some confusion because 'Microsoft says the new feature is not designed to remove all traces of a file' and MS spokesman Mike Pryke-Smith says, "The message will still be in various places." E-mails will not self-destruct. Another problem is the permissions technology called Information Rights Management that will shut out Mac users (Google link). PC World has a long and detailed review of Microsoft Office 2003 (single-page).

    1. Re:ORIGINAL POST as submitted by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure why, but a couple of links were removed from the edited post.
      Weird, I can't imagine why 5 of the 11 links and 30 of the 160 words in your submission were edited out. I mean, we love to read full articles around here, so we might as well get them in the story text! It's not like the average Slashdot story has 3 or 4 links and 60-90 words, or anything. It doesn't make any sense that you were discriminated against in this manner.

      Oh well, I'm about to submit a story called "Geeks for Dummies" and paste the entire contents of the "Hackers" screenplay into the description field. I'm sure it will be accepted due to its substantial content. Maybe you'll get first post when it shows up on the front page!
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      "BSD: Free as in speech. Linux: Free as in beer. Windows 10: Free as in herpes." --Man On Pink Corner in #52607549.
    2. Re:ORIGINAL POST as submitted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Weird, I can't imagine why...

      I can. The /. editors are idiots, just like all news media editors are.

    3. Re:ORIGINAL POST as submitted by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      Wow ... I guess it wasn't too much to ask that the /. editors actually edit!

      OTOH, you can please some of the people some of the time...

      --
      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
    4. Re:ORIGINAL POST as submitted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your "additional Google link" doesn't work. Try it and thanks simoniker...

    5. Re:ORIGINAL POST as submitted by stephenhawking · · Score: 1

      Microsoft probably heard this in beta trials and has adopted the curious strategy of denigrating previous versions of Office as "too hard to find things" and having a "clunky" interface. The last thing we sold you was junk, so now you must buy our new thing. Sounds like great marketing to me!

    6. Re:ORIGINAL POST as submitted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > has adopted the curious strategy of denigrating previous versions of Office

      This has been standard practice for Microsoft since at least 1995. The Windows 95 launch included references to "the hated Win 3.x UI". With the launch of Windows XP Ballmer claimed the Windows 2000 had "failed the Ballmer boys test" and kept crashing.

      In Microsoft's view the 'best operating system in the world' is the _next_ one from MS while the 'worst' is the one that has just been replaced.

      As we know that each new release will eventually be admitted by MS as being unusable, hated and should be discarded, we should just short circuit the system and do this _before_ we buy it.

  35. Word XML by decipher_saint · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let's not forget about Word XML (and it ain't just BLOB!), say what you will, but I've been developing with their schema for some time and it's covering all the bases when it comes to Word I/O (which is 90% of the company I work for's income!).

    Now if somehow we can get Microsoft to adopt XForms 1.0 (booyah!!!) and drop InfoPath I think everyone will be happier. Or wait, did Slashdot have a story on XForms 1.0 (!?! I hope they did and I just missed it!)

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    1. Re:Word XML by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      There have been numerous Slashdot stories on XForms.

    2. Re:Word XML by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but did you know it went 1.0?

      XForms may be the most important XML vocabulary ever and Slashdot has *four* stories about it. Five years from now I hope people think back to this post...

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      crazy dynamite monkey
    3. Re:Word XML by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      That's my main interest. I want it for three things:

      1. I want to be able to edit the XML when I can't get Word to do what I want through the user interface.
      2. I want to see what's going on when I receive documents from other people that use features I'm not familiar with.
      3. I want to generate Office documents with XSLT from XML data. Is this feasible?

  36. It will be hell in the legal profession by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know this much: this will be disabled to send or recieve at every lawfirm in the world. You are simply not going to read something that you can't print out, copy, etc and will expire in four hours.

    What really bothers me is that this is truly "lazy man's crypto." MS could have made a nice GUI for gpg and better PGP support in its XP products, but they deliver this instead? MS is in a position where it can bring crypto to the masses and other goodies. Its a shame really.

    Not to mention they can't plug the "analog hole" namely the fact that your monitor is a passive listening device and as such screenshots cannot be blocked. Even if they block it on the OS level a cheap digital camera will do in a pinch.

    1. Re:It will be hell in the legal profession by mpe · · Score: 1

      What really bothers me is that this is truly "lazy man's crypto." MS could have made a nice GUI for gpg and better PGP support in its XP products, but they deliver this instead? MS is in a position where it can bring crypto to the masses and other goodies.

      Why would Microsoft want to promote something which is open and multi-platform? That just dosn't fit with their proprietary software business model/religion.

    2. Re:It will be hell in the legal profession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm sure the next-generation digicams with Windows Embedded CE XP 2005 will detect watermarks on the screen output and will prevent you from doing such illegal stuff...

    3. Re:It will be hell in the legal profession by .nuno · · Score: 1

      Both those "oh-so-innovative" features exist in Lotus Notes for as far as I can remember... (version 4.1, way back in 96 or 97), and several lawyer firms do use Notes/Domino in their companies.

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    4. Re:It will be hell in the legal profession by balloonhead · · Score: 1
      Not at all. They will simply photograph the screen or use a screengrabber (which will be developed to bypass any prevention) and keep the record that way. The only people who want this stuff to destruct are the ones who aren't going tp show it to anyone anyway - if you are a whistleblower or using it to cover your own ass then the fact that it has been distributed as a self-destructing document just adds more weight to the claim that there's some lack of legitimacy about it!

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    5. Re:It will be hell in the legal profession by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      What really bothers me is that this is truly "lazy man's crypto." MS could have made a nice GUI for gpg and better PGP support in its XP products, but they deliver this instead? MS is in a position where it can bring crypto to the masses and other goodies. Its a shame really.

      I think you're looking at this in a different way from Microsoft (well, that should be obvious). On one hand, you have a set of features that businesses have asked Microsoft to implement for one reason or another. Things like self-destructing documents (not really much different from say cancelling a document from the server-side, except that this will actually get rid of the document to some degree) and preventing people from printing documents, and limiting the forwarding of documents. On the other hand, you have PGP, which has a corporation backing it which could put it's own efforts into developing software that's easy to use with MS' email software, but hasn't done so (or hasn't made it widely known).

      Not to mention they can't plug the "analog hole" namely the fact that your monitor is a passive listening device and as such screenshots cannot be blocked. Even if they block it on the OS level a cheap digital camera will do in a pinch.

      And the same can be said of PGP. All any of this does is stop people from doing things mindlessly, ie accidentally sending out that confidential internal document to the marketing droids, or to a customer, or to whatever email list you signed yourself up to in order to look busier than you really are when people walk by your desk.

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  37. Outlook copies from Evolution? by steveha · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'd say the biggest improvement is that HTML emails don't automatically load images.

    The PC World review described this feature, and it sounds like Microsoft has done this exactly the same way that Ximian Evolution does it.

    Trolls can try to make hay with that if they like, but I say it's just the obviously right way to handle the problem, so it's no shock that MS did it the same way.

    This feature was the one "killer feature" that convinced me to switch to Ximian Evolution. I don't want spammers to be able to confirm my email address using HTML mail. It's good for Outlook users that MS added this feature.

    steveha

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    1. Re: Outlook copies from Evolution? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 0, Troll


      > Trolls can try to make hay with that if they like, but I say it's just the obviously right way to handle the problem, so it's no shock that MS did it the same way.

      No, the shock is that MS did something the obviously right way.

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    2. Re:Outlook copies from Evolution? by jmajb · · Score: 1
      Or from Pegasus Mail by David Harris. It has this feature for a few years already:

      "Comprehensive HTML mail generation, in a responsible form - no remote images, scripts or other nasties, just a good range of tables, images and the other formatting you need for real mail." Pegasus Mail for Windows - Overview

      Jac

    3. Re:Outlook copies from Evolution? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      dunno about you, but i'd rather not have any html mail at all(and quite frankly all of the html mail that isn't readable in plain text is spam).

      (plus, with outlook i still wouldn't trust it thanks to it's previous track record)

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    4. Re:Outlook copies from Evolution? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I'd say the biggest improvement is that HTML emails don't automatically load images.

      Eudora's done this for years.

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    5. Re:Outlook copies from Evolution? by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1

      Easy, use Mozilla's mail client. You can set it to display everything as plaintext. Very handy for html-mail-haters such as myself.

    6. Re:Outlook copies from Evolution? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right: it is good! Now why the hell did it take soooo long to implement such a simple solution?

    7. Re:Outlook copies from Evolution? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      dunno about you, but i'd rather not have any html mail at all(and quite frankly all of the html mail that isn't readable in plain text is spam).

      Oh I agree totally. 99% of the HTML email I get is spam.

      There are a few people I work with who send email as HTML, and without exception they are nitwits.

    8. Re:Outlook copies from Evolution? by Blahbbs · · Score: 1

      There is a feature that Microsoft copied from Evolution: VFolders.

    9. Re:Outlook copies from Evolution? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well luckily i'm so unpopular i can get by with using pine.

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  38. a bunch of nice new features by jilles · · Score: 1

    And not much more. Of course the big question is when the OSS community will stop whining they don't need all this new stuff and duplicate the more interesting features in their own products. It seems to happen like this with every new version of ms office. Hell, openoffice even includes a clippy clone (equally useless) now.

    I'm not really interested in ms office new features even though some of the enhancements in outlook look like I could use them (I use thunderbird so I can already have a 3 column layout, seems like one of the first duplicated features).

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    1. Re:a bunch of nice new features by fyeles · · Score: 1

      What's your point: Are you feeling sorry for yourself because you are using OSS? If you envy Office system, get it (hope you'll keep up) and keep us employed. I forgot to mention: wait for the patches!!

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    2. Re:a bunch of nice new features by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 1
      What really bothers me is how the OSS people will seldom come up with new concepts (unless it's strictly in the techie level, like patch/diff or CVS), and will instead readily duplicate whatever functionality mainstream proprietary software has.

      That must be because there is no research behind OSS development.

      In any case, I feel this is the result of a flaw in patent laws. There _should_ be a way to patent an interesting functionality concept you came up with (like, say, dynamic tables, in Excel).

      (Now, yes, the modularity of software like Firebird _is_ a concept, I realize, appreciate and support.)

  39. Why upgrade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How many of you really use 10% of all the features Microsoft Office has to offer. If you don't use more than 70% of the features MS Office offers, just install Openoffice for Windows and Linux. For gtk/gnome users, Ximian's Openoffice is an absolute must. I think MS Office 2003 is going to be a failure. It's a nice product, but I don't thinks it's worth a priced upgrade giving the fact that openoffice provides you with more than 70% of what most of us use MS Office for, and for free.

    1. Re:Why upgrade? by bnet41 · · Score: 1

      The odd thing about office is every user seems to use a different 10%.

  40. gates must be talking about the size of software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gates dismissed the challenge from open-source programs such as Linux, which is gaining adherents in the public and private sectors.

    ``The distance between what we have and what the free software has is greater today than it's ever been,'' he said. The new Office product's biggest competitors, he said, were its predecessors, most recently Office XP, released two years ago.

    i think he's talking about the size of the
    software and the price, not the usefullness.

  41. Re:Pandora's Box--not in this implementation by blastedtokyo · · Score: 1
    Actually, nothing gets deleted automatically. With every protected document it, your PC needs to go get a key from a rights management server (hosted by your company or microsoft) in order to decrypt it.

    After the specified expiration date, when your PC tries to get the key, the server says "sorry, too late." Nothing gets deleted from your PC. You still have the file, but just no key to unlock it.

  42. Annoyances by MagPulse · · Score: 1
    1. Outlook uses F9 to do a manual send/receive, but I'm used to F5 from OE. Unfortunately it looks like Outlook does not let you customize keyboard shortcuts?
    2. Hitting the close button is a lot easier than hitting the minimize button, and I want to use the close button to minimize Outlook to the tray, but it doesn't look like this is possible. I need to keep Outlook open because I want to have it continually check for e-mail only when I'm home, and if I let it check while it's closed then it's a hassle to turn off when I leave.
    3. Outlook top-posts by default. Is this acceptable in e-mail? I'm pretty against this. I turned on > quoting, but it still starts me on top of the quoted message and includes a bunch of headers I don't need. It would be nice to only quote the To and From headers and start me under the message.
    4. Adobe Acrobat 6.0 insists on having its "Attach as Adobe PDF" button on certain toolbars even if I remove it. I got around this one by moving all the buttons to another toolbar and disabling the standard one.
    5. I thought they made a big deal about killing Clippy, but when I opened Word, there he was.
    If anyone knows of solutions to the first three I'd appreciate it. Overall I love the new Outlook though, I'm finally leaving OE behind.
    1. Re:Annoyances by potcrackpot · · Score: 1

      There is a further annoyance. Try sending someone an .exe file (such as a self-extracting archive for example), and the recipient will find they cannot open it - it's been removed.

      There's no client side setting to change this security feature to 'off', so you end up having to ask the sender to rename the file to something other than .exe.

      There's a whole host of other extensions it doesn't work with either, such as .js and .bat.

      I think, on reflection, this may also effect earlier versions of outlook which have been patched, but I'm not sure.

    2. Re:Annoyances by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • There is a further annoyance. Try sending someone an .exe file (such as a self-extracting archive for example), and the recipient will find they cannot open it - it's been removed.

        There's no client side setting to change this security feature to 'off', so you end up having to ask the sender to rename the file to something other than .exe.

        There's a whole host of other extensions it doesn't work with either, such as .js and .bat.

      While I applaud the defaulting to high security, it will only lead to less security when it gets uninstalled and an older version put in its place that will let you send the needed files.

      I like the approach The Bat! uses, which is to warn you about any attachment that can potentially contain malignant code with a nicely detailed information box. It recommends you save the attachment to disc and virus scan it first. You have three options, save (the default if you hit enter), open and cancel. Granted most lusers would still open the damn thing, but at least you can still use the software to send/receive E-mail securely and still send/receive the files you need to while you're at it. (The Bat!'s also been immune to pretty much all the E-mail worms in the last few years, it uses its own built-in viewer, and defaults everything to high security.

      Oh yeah, and it's not that hard for novices to use it. My Mom uses it now, I insisted on her having it instead of Eudora or Outlook/Outlook Express. She's happy with it.

    3. Re:Annoyances by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      And, yet, it's Slashbots who have bitched for years that Outlook didn't automatically block those attachments in order to stop the spread of worms.

      They are damned if they do, damned if they don't around here. It's silly. The Slashbot community needs to grow up.

      By the way, you can turn the feature off.

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    4. Re:Annoyances by Malc · · Score: 1

      That's not a new feature of Outlook 2003. It was introduced as a service pack a couple of versions ago. The fact that people are still propagating .exe viruses indicates how poor people are at keeping their systems up to date.

    5. Re:Annoyances by Malc · · Score: 1

      If you have Clippy on your system then you made a mistake at install time. I haven't seen that garbage for years - it's easy to avoid. Re-run setup and disable it.

    6. Re:Annoyances by potcrackpot · · Score: 1

      No, you can't.

      I'd like to be able to apply the same principles to it as I can with word documents and macros - have a moderate security setting which lets me choose whether I can see them (the attachments) in this email or not, before it's opened by the client.

      I don't think whether or not I like a particular feature in an application indicates how mature I am - so please, keep the 'grow up' comments for trolls.

  43. Re:Here we go again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about Debian/Sid then?

  44. whose server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I know it's slashdot and everything, but it really should be whose.

    Who's represents "who is."

    Thanks,

    Your friendly neighborhood anal Slashdot reader.

  45. What's next? by geggibus · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Office 3d...

    -K

    1. Re:What's next? by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      Excellent! Would I get a blue cube of death from it?

      YAW.

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  46. Funny Typo. by villain170 · · Score: 1

    I laughed when I read this.. perhaps they really are distributing this in order to make people use their software:

    Microsoft dished out evaluation copies of Orifice to the assembled hax. When we've got a spare day or two we'll investigate the whole caboodle and let you know.

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  47. Documents x1488 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is all pretty amusing. On the one hand, we have a bunch of zealots (at least half of the posters--or maybe just half of those who get modded up, which is worse) who want to rail about the next step in M!cr0$0f7's plan to kill babies and burn churches. Now, these are the same people that cherish freedom of information everywhere, and are currently boycotting 20 different organizations because it truly makes a difference.

    This idea of expiring access is not new. In fact, PGP supports public key expiration, such that you could implement this sort of thing with PGP. I guess the whole idea of encryption is evil now, eh?

  48. mob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find the headless fwibble before midnight!

  49. Note to OpenOffice developers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start copying OneNote. I am posting AC-like because it's hard to admit that Microsoft has actually come up with something I like. Damn. I feel unclean. Someone mail me some anthrax so I can get sprayed down by those hazmat guys...

  50. Microsoft no longer consumer focused by kneels_bore · · Score: 1

    Microsoft confirms its allout focus on enterprise computing in this release. Combined with Windows server 2003, which is doing exceptionally well in the Enterprise arena, they are determined to assume the market dominance in server computing that they have already achieved in the consumer area. Of course there is no reason for the home user to upgrade. I use Office 97 (on a slow machine) at home and wouldn't dream of wasting money on any upgrade. For home or stand alone computing Mozilla offerings combined with OpenOffice are a nobrainer for any computer literate end consumer with a reasonably fast machine. Will Microsoft win the Enterprise war? You bet they will. Will Opensource survive and flourish? You can bet on that also. The present and future environment is a win-win for both approaches.

  51. Self-destructing documents by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    The idea of self-destructing documents just brings back the idea that "Information wants to be free." I think that this is a brilliant idea, not just applied to computer codes and what not. Just look at the lengths people and organizations will go to in order to stop information from spreading, and fail in spite of it all.

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  52. VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    how to create a vi text file:
    0. type "vi filename", wait less than 3 seconds.
    1. press [i].
    2. insert your text.
    3. press [ESC] then [Z][Z] (twice).

    >if I can't "guess" how to do something, then it's poorly designed.
    Your idea of "poor design" is poorly thought out. If you read the manual (like you would any other program, including MS-Word with its accompanying text, help menu, or paperclip) then would you still consider VI shit? Do you even understand why VI was designed the way it was? How about this: can you come up with an effective way to edit two files simultaneously? Now add in the ability to access the command-line within the same program. Now add in the ability to edit these files thousands of miles away through a ssh connection using a Wyse-60 terminal (ie. no local memory storage, ONE connection, ONE screen). Can you do this in Word? Thought not! I don't call that program shit, I call it a godsend when you have limited resources and you need to get the job done. OTOH, I call users shit when they think they have any authority to criticize objects beyond the scope of their understanding -IMO.

    Hence, VI was designed for people who will read the manual and actually have a use for it. Contrary to your opinion, the GUI is NOT the most efficient way to run your OS, many apps written decades ago are still thriving and better written than most of your great GUI proggies, and a GUI interface is meant for graphics, NOT to excuse your lack of computer proficiency. VI was obviously not designed for you! Better stick to criticizing products in your own "weight-class" (ie. MS-Word), chum. Leave the "poorly designed" products to the experts. Next time, RTFM.

    1. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by rokzy · · Score: 0, Troll

      read a manual for Word!!!! aaaahahahhahahahhahahaha you've got to be freaking kidding me?!?!?!

      anything that requires a manual to know how to exit IS poorly designed. it simply is. there are common computer themes, such as clicking on an 'x' in the corner to close, in programs ctrl-c is copy, ctrl-v is paste, ctrl-z undo etc. etc.. anything that doesn't follow these causes trouble.

      even with your How-To above it took me several attempts to get it to work since the Z's have to be freaking capitals!!! i.e Esc, Shift-Z, Shift-Z. what sense does this make? how could anyone ever think of this as intuitive? should't a well-designed program be intuitive? shouldn't things happen how you would expect them to? did they run out of every combination of keys? what do Esc, Shift-Z, Z and Esc, Z, Shift-Z do? and are these commands more common than wanting to exit?

      command line in program? kate
      edit two files? ANY editor, using multiple windows, desktops allows effectively infinite documents

      like I said, without a gui and multiple windows maybe vi is the best, but now it's old and shit.

      just like cigarettes, if vi were invented today and not a relic of the past, they would be declared illegal for health reasons.

    2. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by k-zed · · Score: 1

      like I said, without a gui and multiple windows maybe vi is the best, but now it's old and shit.

      try vim. i would've never believed it myself, but after giving in and trying it out, i found it to be the freaking best text editor ever (that is, for programming purposes). it's not exactly intuitive, but if you are a fast touch typist, have some intuition and a sense of adventure, you can do anything vit vim at least two times faster.

      of course, it also has multiple files/windows support.

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    3. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      common computer themes, such as clicking on an 'x' in the corner to close


      Good luck clicking inside a ssh session (no, tunnelling X through it is not an option). You can't just say "that's bad usability" without looking at the other design constraints. Obviously, if what you demand from a program and the assumptions under which it was developed conflict, you shouldn't use it.

      in programs ctrl-c is copy


      in unix shells (and dos shells, too), ctrl-c has a wholly different meaning. (and that meaning is at least as "standard" as using that combo for copying)

      how could anyone ever think of this as intuitive?


      after working with vi for a few minutes, using ":wq" for "write and quit" or ":q!" for "force quit (without writing) seems pretty natural.

      like I said, without a gui and multiple windows maybe vi is the best, but now it's old and shit. just like cigarettes, if vi were invented today and not a relic of the past, they would be declared illegal for health reasons.


      cigarettes make those who smoke them get cancer and other nasties. vi makes those who use it do their job (i assume your job doesn't involve editing files across text-only connections, see first paragraph) and retain their sanity.

      to put it another way, tin openers are great for opening tins but if you try to do a casemod with only a tin opener you're likely to fail. but don't blame the tool for your wrong choice!
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    4. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read a manual for Word!!!!

      yes. The manual, help menu, paperclip, anything. How did you learn kate? Judging from your reaction, you think your a very intuitive guy, so probably from trial and error. But what happens when you need to do something in kate that you dont know how to do? You look up the answer somewhere. Unfortunately, if you are writing a perl script for your firewall (say on a cheapo 486...so cheap you wont even waste using a monitor on) and the only access you have is through a tty or ssh connection, your pretty kate is not gonna fly.

      >anything that requires a manual to know how to exit IS poorly designed.
      If you dont know how to exit, and dont want to spend 3 seconds learning how, just dont use it. Simple. Obviously, the software wasnt designed for people who do not RTFM.

      >it took me several attempts to get it to work since the Z's have to be freaking capitals!!!
      OK, I see where your coming from. A lot of users don't really use capital-Z often, so they have trouble locating it. I have often reccomended using brightly colored tape on that key for these users. The developers, OTOH, probably chose 'ZZ' because 'Z' was the last letter in the alphabet and this key sequence would be the last thing you'd be doing with the file in VI. The reason you press [ESCAPE] is because you are escaping that text-mode clearly written on the bottom: INSERT, and entering command mode. All this w/out a mouse. It makes perfect sense.

      >if vi were invented today and not a relic of the past, they would be declared illegal for health reasons.
      Well, thats your perception. Maybe you should try reading this. If its such a relic, then why are there so many resaerch articles published on the topic of "vi vs [sometexteditor]" wars? Why should anyone purchase a mouse and color monitor for a firewall that will not have any GUI interface installed? How about linux on a floppy, say Trinux. Can you tell me a better editor (statically compiled) that wont bloat up all that "1.44mb" of space and still have lots of room for lots of kernel modules and other booting necessities?

      The point is that you may live in a GUI world, but lots of people have to work on a budget. And knowing how to do stuff without a GUI can save you $1000s. Relic, eh.

    5. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      after working with vi for a few minutes, using ... ":q!" for "force quit (without writing) seems pretty natural.
      Yeah, when I used vi for a few minutes, quitting seemed like the most natural thing to do.
    6. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by rokzy · · Score: 1

      "Good luck clicking inside a ssh session (no, tunnelling X through it is not an option)"

      what are you on about? I actually do work from home using "ssh -X ...". I can and do use editors with GUI's perfectly fine thanks.

    7. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by rokzy · · Score: 1

      "in programs ctrl-c is copy

      in unix shells (and dos shells, too), ctrl-c has a wholly different meaning. (and that meaning is at least as "standard" as using that combo for copying)"

      yeah you must've missed, or chosen to ignore, the part where I said IN PROGRAMS. I know about the command line, but whether in a windows editor or a linux editor ctrl-c is copy. 'cept for vi of course.

    8. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by luzrek · · Score: 1

      The shell is a program. Besides, Emacs also doesn't use ctrl + c for copy, and copying and pasting can be done between xwindows using the middle mouse button. I don't think that using vi or emacs I've ever needed keystroke based copy selection.

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    9. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      What i meant to say was that for shell-based (text-only) programs (and not only shells themselves. all the pagers, man, and i would guess a gazillion other tools work exactly the same here), the standard behaviour on ctrl-c is to abort. Here on my windows box i have a port of vim in which you can even copy with ctrl-c, and maybe gvim on my linux box at home (i'm at work now, can't check) has that same function.

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    10. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      Ah, the wonderful world of ambiguous phrasing. Sorry for that. Of course, ssh -X works and i am very glad about that, too. What i meant to say was that vi is intended to work across slow networks where X is not an option.

      Anyways, there are lots of people who enjoy working with vi, and there are lots of people who absolutely loathe it. If you hate vi and don't need the kind of minimalism it provides (or you can find that elsewhere) then don't use it. I, personally, like using the same editor (vim) in windows, X and on the console.

      Oh yeah, now i almost hit [ESC]:wq instead of the "submit" button :)

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    11. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1

      heh. you made me laugh. thank you very much.

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    12. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      """
      0. type "vi filename", wait less than 3 seconds.
      1. press [i].
      2. insert your text.
      3. press [ESC] then [Z][Z] (twice).
      """

      Wow - someone still using a 386 - cool!

      $ time vi crap
      [did the above, except I do :q to quit rather than ZZ]
      user 0m0.020s
      sys 0m0.070s

      Anyone who _waits_ for an editor to start needs a new editor.

      YAW.

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    13. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      """
      whether in a windows editor or a linux editor ctrl-c is copy. 'cept for vi of course.
      """

      and Pico, Jed, Emacs, Hexedit, and pretty much every editor I've ever had to use.

      Your use of absolutes indicates you're living in a small restricted little world.

      YAW.

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    14. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ZZ is slightly faster than :q. Why? because the time needed to release the Shift key between the : and the q.

      Of course only dedicated vi users (used to swapping characters in two keystrokes) would care about 1/10 of a second. A GUI editor user would still be moving her mouse across the screen to locate the exit command when the vi user has started compiling the code she just changed.

    15. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      there are common computer themes, such as clicking on an 'x' in the corner to close, in programs ctrl-c is copy, ctrl-v is paste, ctrl-z undo etc. etc.. anything that doesn't follow these causes trouble.

      There are also common computer themes like using "!" to mean a shell escape, using ":" to get to the command-line, and using hjkl to move the cursor (if you don't feel like taking the time to move your hand over to the arrow keys), using ctrl-L to redraw the screen, using ctrl-V to make the next keypress literal (for example, 'stick a backspace character in the text here, instead of actually deleting text when I hit it') These are also common computer conventions - IN the unix world where vi was created. And if you object by saying "but, those are only conventions because Vi did it that way", you'd be right - JUST LIKE ctrl-X, ctrl-C, and ctrl-V became conventions in Windows only because Word did them that way. There is nothing intuative whatsoever about ctrl-V meaning paste. Nothing. It's just that it's a convention you've already learned. Just like the conventions in VI are conventions unix people have already learned.


      command line in program? kate
      edit two files? ANY editor, using multiple windows, desktops allows effectively infinite documents

      You obviously missed the part where he said it was over a slow remote connection.

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    16. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      The parent didn't say "wait 3 seconds". It said "wait LESS THAN 3 seconds". 0m0.020s certainly fits that description just fine.

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    17. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by N1KO · · Score: 1

      Clicking 'x' in the corner isn't a feature provided by the program, its provided by the window manager. You can do it in gvim (you even get a little pop up asking if you want to save your changes).

      I'm guessing the ZZ command is meant more for speed than for being intuitive :q (quit) and :wq (write and quit) make much more sense. Of course, if using gvim you can tell your window manager what keys you want to use for closing programs, or use the default.

      vi(m) lets you do things in more than one way, pick the one you like best and stick with it.

    18. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by You're+All+Wrong · · Score: 1

      However, I assume that 3 seconds was chosen as "a short amount of time, a time you needn't concern yourself over".

      In reality, it's not even a time you needn't be concerned over, it's a time that you won't even notice! (I'm on an old old machine too, with a crappy slow IDE.)

      I'd hate people to think that vi takes even a tenth of a second to start on a modern system.

      YAW.

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    19. Re:VI is good software. Parent is a troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one missed the part where you said "in programs" you little gnat. They just know what a program is, unlike little twits like you who use your profound ignorance as a shield. It's sickening to watch someone be so smug and sure of themselves when it is so obvious how utterly ignorant and wrong they are. I mean really, how can you expect to converse at the same level as pretty much everyone else here if you do not know what a program is?

      Sorry for being so rude, but I deal every day with people who answer questions like "What version of Windows is on the computer" with "I already told you" because they have already told me what version of Office they use. It gets on your nerves after a while, but the fact is that these people don't know any better. You, however, are posting to deride a particular program and its users. Your comprehension of basic computing concepts seems insufficient to qualify you to criticize but still you persist. Hence the rudeness. Yes, it is a little arrogant, but not as arrogant as you are being.

  53. Griping about an accepted story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now there's a new one ...

  54. Re:Pandora's Box--not in this implementation by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    Are you saying that MS's software is secure enough to withstand attacks from corrupted servers?

    Uhm, this is MS remember. IIS. Helloooooo.

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  55. Windows the Sitcom by abertoll · · Score: 1

    Can we put this under "Comedy" too?

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  56. Don't forget to upgrade OS as well... by fruey · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nobody mentioned system requirements :

    - Microsoft Windows(R) 2000 with Service Pack 3 (SP3) or later; or Windows XP or later

    The total requirements are here. Clearly there are still a lot of people out there without the service packs etc, and all you lot who still have plenty of old boxes running 98/98SE - you'll have to upgrade of course.

    They say 233MHz/128MB RAM minimum, but they must be on crack if they can blithely say that as a minimum for Office 2003 with at least Win2K on the box, unless you have a severe patience overdose.

    I just hope antiword can keep up with the format so that I can continue to read .DOCs on any ANSI terminal that I see fit. Antiword is quite simply the most useful command line tool for reading email from all my lusers who think that sending me a .DOC attachment somehow makes my life more wonderful ("Hey, you can print it and it comes out really nice..." - as if I ever freakin' print email, you moron.)

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    1. Re:Don't forget to upgrade OS as well... by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      Running windows 2000 quite happily on 166 with 96MB RAM, and we're using office xp. the only thing stopping us upgrading is the disk space. the beta i had was over 1GB, compared to 140MB for office 97...

    2. Re:Don't forget to upgrade OS as well... by cjo · · Score: 1

      I am running Windows XP and Office XP on a 1 Ghz box with 512M ram. The responsiveness of office is terrible. (Takes much, 2x-3x, longer to open documents)

      This may not seem like much, but when your 3-5 second open time jumps to 10-15 seconds, you definitely notice it.

    3. Re:Don't forget to upgrade OS as well... by fruey · · Score: 1

      I find that hard to believe. How long does it take to open a large Word or Excel file, print it, and quit cleanly?

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    4. Re:Don't forget to upgrade OS as well... by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      define large. I've got high school kids using them all day everyday, and they do stuff quite adequatly.
      Mostly reports and presentations, that sort of stuff.

    5. Re:Don't forget to upgrade OS as well... by fruey · · Score: 1

      Large : > 1MB (word), > 750KB (Excel)

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    6. Re:Don't forget to upgrade OS as well... by REBloomfield · · Score: 1

      yeah, we top that. once they've stuck in the necessary clip art. Publisher files can top 12MB sometimes. They aren't nippy, but they still do the job okay.

    7. Re:Don't forget to upgrade OS as well... by fruey · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt they do the job. I still get by with ~400MHz and 96MB RAM at my job, but with Office 2000/Win98. I wouldn't upgrade in a hurry (especially not the Office package; but maybe the OS) because extra stuff means those few extra seconds each day, it all adds up in the end.

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    8. Re:Don't forget to upgrade OS as well... by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      I appended this to my signature in emails:

      Don't send me Word attachments. See http://www.goldmark.org/netrants/no-word/attach.ht ml for why.

  57. Three-paneled view already in Thunderbird by boscomonkey · · Score: 1

    The quoted article says that the best new feature was the change to the vertical panes in Outlook. That rang some bells, so I looked at the options of my copy of Thunderbird 0.3, and there it was: the option to go vertical in three panes.

    1. Re:Three-paneled view already in Thunderbird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let's see.

      In Outlook 2003, which has been fully released and prior to this release has been around for some time in various beta and release candidate forms, there is a three vertical pane UI that is more intuitive and provides much greater sorting and selection functionality.

      In Thunderbird 0.3, which is alpha software, you can go to three vertical panes. And that's it.

      So let's translate your post for the rest of the world: Thunderbird is an outlook clone that hasn't even gone through a full release cycle, and has a three vertical pane "option" that the programmers probably bunged in there after seeing a screenshot or using a beta of the latest version of Outlook.

      Now sit back and feel good about yourself because this post will be modded down for being true.

    2. Re:Three-paneled view already in Thunderbird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically it will be modded down for being flamebait or a troll, either of which would be accurate.

  58. Microsoft MVP? by PingXao · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Several of Microsoft's MVPs, or Most Valuable Professionals, also served as beta testers for Office 2003."

    So what is this MVP thing? Microsoft Victimized Programmer? I tried looking it up on the web but it's a very nebulous thing. Sniff Gates' butt enough and they might let you put that after your name for a year. I see nothing that prevents me from putting it after my name as well. Hmmm.... Starting tomorrow I'm going to actually put MVP after my sig on every online forum I participate in! It's not like I'm pretending to be a doctor or a lawyer or *gasp* an MSCE perfessional, is it? Yes. That is what I will do. It will cause chaos and confusion everywhere! I can just see the naive newbies now as a real live MVP starts to dis Microsoft products at every turn.

    1. Re:Microsoft MVP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, I'm sure everyone will fall for your evil plan. Fear the Linux zealot with the hidden agenda, I say. Confusion and desolation follow, I say.

      Hmmm. Or maybe it's just "much laughter ensues".

      And just to clarify, do you sniff Richard Stallman's butt much? You know, honestly, I'd rather sniff Gates'. Think about it.

    2. Re:Microsoft MVP? by sashang · · Score: 1

      Well there is a list of official MVPs here (click menu 'view a listing of MVPs by Technology') so just sticking MVP on your sig aint gonna help. I think you get to be a MVP by consistently answering questions on one of the MS newsgroups.

    3. Re:Microsoft MVP? by pointbeing · · Score: 1
      I'm a Microsoft MVP. I only use the identifier in microsoft.public.* newsgroups. My own little niche in the newsgroup is connecting non-Windows machines to Windows networks. If you can't spell samba and post a question about how to share files between your spiffy new Redhat box and your XP Home machine I'm probably the guy who'll answer your question.

      If you wanna put an MVP after your name have at it - nobody here is gonna stop you :)

      Seriously, the MVP program is what MS uses to recognize IT professionals who donate time providing technical support to the public - normally in newsgroups but it can also involve writing books or articles. It's an annual award where MS tracks my Usenet and other posts and I imagine they've got somebody who gets paid to read /.

      In return for the probably 500 hours a year I spend answering the same questions over and over I get a couple freebies from MS and a really spiffy certificate that's suitable for framing if you're into stuff like that. Cash value of the award for me is a little more than a buck an hour.

      Somebody already posted the link to the MVP site. If you wanna be an MVP just hop into microsoft.public.windowsxp.network_web and answer half a dozen questions a day until about this time next year. I'll be happy to recommend you :)

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  59. Feature Bloat by Ridgelift · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Having been a consultant for over 8 years, most business users I know still haven't grasped the feature set from Office 95, little alone '97, 2000, XP and now 2003. The reason they upgrade has largley been due to compatibility issues (users unable to open documents sent to them buy users with newer versions).

    The "need for features" is not because most users need them, but rather Microsoft needs them to make the case for upgrading.

    Open Office, Star Office and other suites will eventually win over Microsoft Office. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but soon.

    1. Re:Feature Bloat by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 1

      Then again, OO-Calc lacks several important features (for my daily work anyway) of MS-Excel, and its even bigger and bloated-er. One would think that the very concept of office suites is against the "Unix style" preached in the recently slashdotted Eric Raymond book. The problem of Excel remains in OO-Calc - that I have to load the database features of the spreadsheet just to get to my statistics/econometrics/graphing utilities. The recent success stories of open source software in the Windows world (and good open source software is the best Linux propaganda, I tell ya) are all about scalability at the end-user level: SIM and Firebird. Perhaps that kind of modularity would help OpenOffice become even useable for me. For now, as much as I cherish the ideology and the whole mythos behind the open source movement, I stick to MS-Excel for the work I actually have to do.

    2. Re:Feature Bloat by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Open Office, Star Office and other suites will eventually win over Microsoft Office. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but soon.

      Yeah, just like Linux will "beat Windows on the desktop" soon. The same mantra that's been repeated every year since 1998. Still waiting...

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  60. Selfdestructing Emails- Just in case by jnguy · · Score: 1

    Haha, Microsoft learned from the anti-trust case, no no, not to be competitive, but rather, that some emails ought to be destroyed after being read by someone. The supreme Court found out that Microsoft backed up ALL of their emails, and were forced to turn them over for the Anti-Trust case. At least Microsoft is doing something with the trial.

  61. Obvious answer by jeti · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The authentification will be done by a server chosen by the author.

    Anyone can set up his own server or maybe use a thirdparty provider. And the authentification server will not see the documents themselves, but will receive a document hash and the public key of the reader.

    I'm not sure whether access rights will be stored on the server or in the document header. The first variant would allow you to change permissions retroactively. But if you loose the data on the server, you'll be in trouble.

    I don't have any special knowlwge about what MS is doing. But the described approach sound most sensible to me.

    1. Re:Obvious answer by julesh · · Score: 1

      I don't have any special knowlwge about what MS is doing. But the described approach sound most sensible to me.

      And is effectively the way the DRM in Windows Media Player works. It seems likely that they would use a similar system, if not actually a compatible one, for documents.

    2. Re:Obvious answer by laird · · Score: 1

      The DRM integrated into Office is the same DRM as in WMP. Hopefully debugged and made more of a real product rather than pile of libraries that one could build a DRM system out of. ;-)

    3. Re:Obvious answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. It's the next generation of the MS-DRM system, MS-DRMv3. Windows Media Player does not yet support it, although it has been generalised - in fact it can wrap any file... ...cracked, you ask? Well... not without authentication, you NEED that first.

    4. Re:Obvious answer by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I can see how this would work inside a corporation, but to share outside this server has to be accessible from the Internet. A solitary Windows server holding a company's authentication keys and with a port on the 'cloud' will make a sweet target for crackers. Keep that baby patched.

    5. Re:Obvious answer by laird · · Score: 1

      OK, I simplified a bit. It's the next version of the same DRM system, which has (supposedly) been better packaged. Specifically, it's _not_ a fork or a different DRM system.

  62. Clippy by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    I see you're having trouble filling Microsoft's bank balance. Would you like some help?

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  63. e-mob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find the jade fwibble before midnight!

    1. Re:e-mob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh wait, it was under my tongue

  64. Re:A reminder ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has on numerous occasions blushed an awfully dark colour of red when internal e-mails and correspondence were leaked or made part of the public record in court cases.

    Information may want to be free, but the folks at MS have evidently found a workaround.

  65. Re:I thought all M$ Products were Self-Destructing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, animals never have war.
    War is an invention of mankind.

  66. Bill Gates sez... by d_redguy · · Score: 1
    "The distance between what we have and what the free software has is greater today than it's ever been," [Bill Gates] said.
    Quite possibly true, but in what direction? Who has the distance on whom?
    1. Re:Bill Gates sez... by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Well Microsoft has certainly implemented a far more advanced DRM (sorry IRM) system than OpenOffice but then im not sure if usless features that no-one asked for except dumb PHB's counts?

      Also if you take Bills quote out of context you get: "what the free software has is greater today than it's ever been," [Bill Gates] ;)

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  67. Dear dickwad by yatest5 · · Score: 0

    Install Linux. Install lame-ass Windows emulator POS on Linux. Download Powerpoint viewer. Run. You: Sweaty Glans.

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  68. Illogism by borgdows · · Score: 1

    Microsoft have just achieved to create self-destructing documents although they have perfectly succeeded to create a self-destructing OS since 95!

  69. For the record by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not with you 99%.

  70. OpenOffice by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How many MS Office users (any version) use anymore than the most basic features. AFAIK im one of the few that even bothers to use style settings for heading trees etc. Im willing to bet that you could drop-in replace around 90% of MS Office installations with OpenOffice and the user would barely notice (even the start up time is pretty decent now). I just feel sorry for people like this who actually paid the full price for Office and i think we should start a charity to help them?

    "Sell a man an Office license and he'll be productive until the next upgrade. Teach a man the url for OpenOffice and he'll be productive forever"

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  71. YEA! for open source. by pointzero · · Score: 2, Troll

    Ok for the users at home. Let me see if I get this right.
    $229 for Word
    $229 for Excel
    $109 for Outlook (Checking email is expensive)
    $229 for PowerPoint(For presentations at work and stuff)
    --------------
    $796 Total

    Now if we look at say... OpenOffice.
    $0 for Word Equivalent
    $0 for Excel Equivalent
    $0 for Outlook Equivalent (ie Evolution)
    $0 for PowerPoint Equivalent
    --------------------
    TOTAL $0

    Now considering that the start up cost for a home user is $796 (not including Windows XP), and then a linux user can type "emerge openoffice" (for gentoo users) and just download it for other users (ie Redhat), I know were I stand. Benifits of open source.
    1. You don't have to call to activate your micro$hit.
    2. It won't cost you an arm and leg
    3. You don't have to walk to the store. (although you could and buy the nice prepackaged distro's with manuals and such)
    4. If you need help, customer service is in the forums or on an IRC a few clicks away, as opposed to 200+ dollars in long distance trying to explain to some micro$hit service rep that you can start your computer anymore because outlook decided to somehow fry your CMOS because of a new vulnerability.
    5. Did I mention it's FREE?

    Nuff said.

    1. Re:YEA! for open source. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Well...if we're going to be +1 Informative, let's actually inform, shall we?

      $796 - False. Even retail from BestBuy is less than that. $499 (still a lot though). And there is an 'educational' version for quite a bit less.

      Word
      Excel
      Outlook
      PowerPoint

      Remember, this is OfficePro. Which also includes Access, of which there is no similar tool in OOo.

      Now considering that the start up cost for a home user is $XXX (not including Windows XP),
      Which came (to the user) free on their new PC.

      If you need help, customer service is in the forums or on an IRC a few clicks away, as opposed to 200+ dollars in long distance...
      Of course, you are ignoring the thousands of online forums that provide exactly the same assistance for MS tools. And usually, without the standard fanboy mantra "Oh, just go RTFM, you stupid idiot!"

      You don't have to walk to the store.
      Oh. My. God. Such a hassle actually leaving the basement and venturing into the outside world!. Yes...I'd MUCH rather suck down 70mb over a dialup line. (Of course, with MS Office, you have to get the latest patches. But you have to do that no matter what you use, don't ya?)

      Having said all that, I DO use OOo at home. While it has it's compatibility problems, the price can't be beat.
      There is little reason for most businesses to upgrade to Office2003, and even less for home users. Their current 97 or 2000 works just fine.

    2. Re:YEA! for open source. by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Ok for the users at home. Let me see if I get this right.

      You don't.

      $229 for Word
      $229 for Excel
      $109 for Outlook (Checking email is expensive)
      $229 for PowerPoint(For presentations at work and stuff)
      --------------
      $796 Total


      Office Standard (which includes the above four programs) costs $383.00 from Pc Connection--and you can almost always beat them on price. That's less than half of what you posted.

      I agree with you that $400 bucks is WAY too much for an office suite. Open Office, which provides the same functionality for $0 is a no brainer, particularly if you're a home user.

      That's no excuse to distort the facts though--indeed, it damages the credibility of your argument rather than enhancing it.

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  72. self destruct, another feature.. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    meant to annoy the regular joe and still not be of any help to anyone at all at the end of the day.

    enough of these and it will be a real self destruct(once the users learn the hard way that it is really just mental masturbator for phb's, "great now i can just say anything i want on emails and nobody will have a copy of it!!!!!").

    drive-by-management by email.

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  73. DMCA by marcopo · · Score: 1

    Does this mean OpenOffice is possibly a violation of the DMCA?

    1. Re:DMCA by ViGe · · Score: 1

      Does this mean OpenOffice is possibly a violation of the DMCA?

      It most definitely is. But then again, what isn't?

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    2. Re:DMCA by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1
      Does this mean OpenOffice is possibly a violation of the DMCA?
      Only if the documents are "destroyed" by a ROT-13.
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  74. Crap. And it will take over by swordgeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I use openoffice. Everyone I know is moving to openoffice at home. Even the ones that use MS office don't pay for it.

    But Bill Gates knows something that most people overlook: He knows that selling to home users is irrelevant! All he needs to do is come up with some reason to force companies to upgrade, and they will. DRM isn't a reason, it's just a lockdown "feature" to make everything else less viable. The real upgrade force push comes from two directions:

    1) Lack of format compatability. Once someone starts using it and sending out files, everyone will need it or not be able to read the files.
    2) The basic nature of companies is to upgrade and turn over equipment, over time.

    Bill will win this one. And the next one. And the next one...

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    1. Re:Crap. And it will take over by zero0w · · Score: 1

      Erm, if it is about _reading_ the document, I am pretty sure Microsoft will provide Word/Excel/Powerpoint Viewers, even for Office 2003 document format. What is interesting is how big the change in Office document format so that it will make OpenOffice unable to read it - but if it is to happen - previous Office versions will suffer as well. There is a bet that all 9x/NT4 users will upgrade their OSes just to use Office 2003. And I am not sure it will be as easy as people might think.

    2. Re:Crap. And it will take over by pmz · · Score: 1

      He knows that selling to home users is irrelevant! All he needs to do is come up with some reason to force companies to upgrade, and they will.

      I disagree. One reason why Windows won over UNIX in a lot of businesses (engineering firms, for example) is that sappy engineers wanted stuff at work to look like what they use at home. Forget that CDE is a very spartan and productive work environment for engineering (especially in large deployments of workstations), they wanted the Windows Kludge-o-Matic NT Professional XP Platinum Edition complete with AutoCrashLite 4.0 (TM) and the NetworkTransparencyIsForLosers XPerience.

      We have to accept the fact that the unprofessional realm is driving many of the purchasing decisions of who should be respectable hard-core professionals. Windows and Office reek of unprofessionalism, but that doesn't stop anyone from buying them and using them like complete idiots, apparently.

    3. Re:Crap. And it will take over by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      Ah, but the carrot and the stick have switched places now.

      Windows owns the business world, and nearly everyone with a desk job these days uses a computer for most of their day. Now the tide has turned so that people want at home what they use for six hours a day at work. Despite all of the stupid MS noise, they don't care if 20% (or 80%, for that matter) of the people with Office at home have stolen it from work, because it provides more lock-in for MS.

      What you said may have been part of how Windows got into the office (although I might argue that), but now Windows in the office is driving the home market.

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  75. No print-screen for you! by trezor · · Score: 1

    Actually, Microsoft is including protection against the "print-screen-hole".

    Ok. Dunno where I read it, but it was quite recent (after they released all that Office 2003-info). You'll all have to trust me. Ok? :)

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    1. Re:No print-screen for you! by WNight · · Score: 1

      Are they providing protection against the "OCR the digital picture of your screen hole"?

      Not to mention that there'll be a software solution to this in a week anyways, with a hacked video driver, or a small Office/Outlook crack to disable whatever copy-and-paste prevention they use.

      Crap like this is just going to lead to complacent users who'll say more in email than before and who will be burned even more severely than they would have been.

  76. They don't really delf-destruct... by pointbeing · · Score: 5, Informative
    I wonder how many people howling about Office 2003 have actually used it?

    I did some pretty extensive testing with Outlook's self-destruct feature yesterday and here's what I learned -

    • Expired *unread* email will be deleted from a user's inbox. It's not deleted from the server and any mail administrator can recover it.
    • If the message has been marked read it's not deleted. Same thing for mail routed by a rule.
    I think it's a pretty handy feature - I send a lot of mail that requires either a quick response or no response. An example -

    boss -

    If you get this before your 1:00 meeting can you bring up (insert rant of choice)?

    Not too hard to understand.

    Messages that are marked read that have expired show up in Outlook with a line drawn through the two-line preview. They can still be opened and read. I find the feature pretty handy.

    Also, OL2003 appears to be a bit more intuive for the end user than previous versions. The thing that scares the crap out of me (and would anybody else that does direct customer support) is that it *looks* different from previous versions. That's often enough to freak out your more non-technical users, who call the helpdesk because they can't figure out how to work their shiny new email program.

    I like it well enough that we're gonna skip Office XP and upgrade users from Office 2k to Office 2003 when we do the big WinXP deployment next spring.

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    1. Re:They don't really delf-destruct... by pmz · · Score: 1

      They don't really delf-destruct...

      Then, what's the whole point?!?

      Not everyone can get around to clicking on each and every e-mail, if the subject is enough for "Well, I can read this later", and, later, "No time to read this now, I gotta check up on Slashdot", and, again later, "Damn, it's time to go home", and, the next morning, "What the !@#$ happened to all my e-mail?!?".

      Once again, technology is interfering with the often counter-intuitive (yet actually quite intuitive) lack of organization in the lives of everyday people.

    2. Re:They don't really delf-destruct... by pointbeing · · Score: 1
      Emails don't self-destruct unless you set that property in the message before you send it. The default is a nonexpiring message.

      Another really cool trick to prevent messages from disappearing is to create a rule that marks the email read as soon as it hits your inbox. Pretty easy in OL2003 :)

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    3. Re:They don't really delf-destruct... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      You know, this is exactly what is wrong with M$. They insert features that seem helpful, but in reality do NOTHING, except make it harder to work. This guy's "Useful features" are nothing but BLOATWARE.

      And his complaint about changes in appearence also bear this out. In win 95/98/ME/NT/2000 you changed the DOMAIN of the computer in the NETWORK control panel. In XP they MOVED it. I spent 4 hours one day trying to figure out how to change the DOMAIN (BTW, it is under "My computer").

      The question is, why did they move it? Isn't it part of NETWORKING, and shouldn't they have kept it there?

      It seems that they change things, just to change things. And many times the changes make no sense.

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  77. That's NOT all by Ripplet · · Score: 2, Informative
    "Right now you can put 'confidential' on a document, but that's all."

    What do you mean that's all, what about:

    Putting a password on the document

    Using PGP on the email

    Putting the document on a network drive with restricted access intead of emailing it

    Where I work we use all the above (and maybe more), I think current technology certainly does have one or two improvements on "confidential".

    Oh yeah, I forgot, he's a marketroid, can't believe anything he says, never mind...

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  78. Selfdestruction feature by Luguber123 · · Score: 1

    Now if they could only add a self destructing office binder, I just might buy it.

  79. And in the retail brokerage profession by asr_man · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Regulatory compliance requires routine recordkeeping of customer and other communications. That includes emails and documents. You can be sure brokerage firms and their regulators will have new policy challenges with self-destructing emails and documents.

    1. Re:And in the retail brokerage profession by RickHunter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah - they'll stay the hell away from Office 2003, and anyone that tries to forward/send them one of these documents will wind up permanently blacklisted. Having an important legal or financial document (like, say, the one authorizing you to sell five million dollars of a client's shares) self-destruct four hours after you recieve it, leaving no paper trail, is a recipie for a lawsuit. Never mind companies built around "intellectual property" - this could make their lives a nightmare, because it makes something like the SCO suit that much easier to pull off.

      The only thing this is going to get used on is things like the documents that got used to nail Microsoft in the antitrust lawsuit. Specifically, questionably legal internal policy documents. Convenient that their newest version of Office has features that supposedly make the sort of evidence-gathering that got them convicted impossible, isn't it?

  80. Inappropriate Image Format by Jouster · · Score: 1

    Why is their chart done up as a JPEG image? They're a computer magazine, aren't they? Hell, I think it might have been from their pages that I first learned the difference between DCT and RLE; they should know better than to convert a graphic to a JPEG!

    Remember kiddies--if it's a solid block of color, use PNG or GIF. Otherwise, use JPEG.

    If only they listed contact addresses for the authors on the article.

    Jouster

  81. Re:you deserve this by ncr53c8xx · · Score: 1
    anyone who willfully and knowingly uses smileys or other "emoticons" should have their mail client replace it with a some boilerplate text that reads "WARNING: IDIOT AT THE KEYBOARD"

    They are necessary due to the nature of email. Emails are used for casual conversations without the feedback that is no essential to such communication. Think of all the flame wars that have been avoided by judicious use of emoticons.

  82. Why upgrade?? by NineNine · · Score: 1

    but the mantra seems to be there's little reason to upgrade unless you absolutely need the new features

    This was a pretty stupid statement, IMO. One should *NEVER* upgrade unless you absolutely need the new features. This has always been the way a good admin/user worked. Anyone upgrading for the sake of upgrading is quite simply, an idiot.

  83. Maybe one difference by autechre · · Score: 1

    Does this new rights system use encryption? Can it keep the "Administrator" user from reading documents that the higher-ups don't want him to read? I'm sure that if this were true, some companies would see this as a big feature. Right now, you have to either trust your server admin, or keep your files on your laptop and hope that it doesn't get stolen/they don't get eaten.

    Otherwise, then yes, I can't see what huge benefits this has over a fileserver with proper permissions (or, say, Linux+XFS+ACLs if you need finer-grained access control).

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    1. Re:Maybe one difference by steveha · · Score: 1

      Can it keep the "Administrator" user from reading documents that the higher-ups don't want him to read?

      I seriously doubt it. If this system can lock out the admin, then the admin can't fix the system when it breaks!

      I can't see what huge benefits this has over a fileserver with proper permissions

      Once you let the user copy the file to a non-locked-down filesystem, the file isn't locked down anymore. If Joe Bob with his Windows 98 workstation can pull the file off the fileserver onto his C: drive, what is going to stop him from making copies for his friends? If he can load the file into Word 95, what is going to stop him from saving it to his floppy disk drive or whatever?

      My solution requires everyone to log in and edit documents on a secure server. Microsoft's solution, as I understand it, requires everyone to run Windows XP or newer, run Office 2003, and use a Windows 2003 server. I wonder how long it will take the haxx0r crowd to crack Office 2003 and make a version that lets you save local copies of protected documents?

      steveha

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    2. Re:Maybe one difference by autechre · · Score: 1

      Then again, I believe that Novell has separate permissions for "read" and "copy" on files, so you could use that (and use it on Linux). Disclaimer: this is something I overheard from a Novell admin. They or my memory may be wrong.

      Of course, I'm not sure if that prevents "Save As", and it almost certainly doesn't prevent printing the screen.

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  84. self-destructing documents by An+Anonymous+Hero · · Score: 1


    Ellen Feiss is gonna have a field day.

  85. Prior art? by Anthracks · · Score: 1

    Yeah, seriously. Everyone knows that this idea was outlined years ago by the excellent technological documentaries Mission Impossible, Get Smart and Inspector Gadget. What do they teach kids in school these days?

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  86. This is illogical by mslinux · · Score: 1

    Do you know *how* MS became interested in DRM/IRM? Many of their own emails and edocuments were used against them in the federal anti-trust trial. They were determined that this would *never* happen to them again. So, they began researching technologies that would somehow make these documents unuseable (damage, delete, encrypt) or unviewable unless the user was authorized by them to view it.

    Today we have Office 2003. It's just the begining. It came out of a need for corporate criminals to cover their illegal deeds, and now their selling it as a grand, new feature... only in America.

  87. Figures by be-fan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I predicted this the first time I heard about Microsoft's content "protection" feature. People complain that Palladium-style DRM will prevent people from booting Linux, but that would be far too blatent. Instead, "protections" like these are going to turn Microsoft file formats, which are hard enough to reverse engineer already, into proprietory files protected from reverse-engineering by the DMCA. How long will it be before some sort of content-protection functionality is needed to open *all* Office documents, not just ones that specify certain protections? After all, Windows users would never know --- Office will dutifully open encrypted letters from grandma, but a Linux user will be shut out, even if he should be able to read the document.

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    1. Re:Figures by fajoli · · Score: 1

      I don't understand how the DMCA would apply to the file format. The content of the documents would be copyright by the authors of the document, not Microsoft. If one were to save a file in the new format, what standing would Microsoft have to prevent decryption of the file?

    2. Re:Figures by be-fan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not talking about that. I'm saying what if Microsoft DRM protects all documents when you save them? It could still attach permissions saying that anyone could decrypt the document, so users would never notice, but if you don't have the decryption mechanism (ie. you don't have Office), you won't be able to read the file. If you try to break the encryption, for purposes of interoperability, they can get you under the DMCA for bypassing a content protection mechanism.

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  88. Re:Silk? - Edward Tufte comment on ppt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Alas, slideware often reduces the analytical quality of presentations. In particular, the popular PowerPoint templates (ready-made designs) usually weaken verbal and spatial reasoning, and almost always corrupt statistical analysis. What is the problem with PowerPoint? And how can we improve our presentations?" Edward Tufte ppt poster

  89. Microsoft and Open Source by matchlight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They put down open source when releasing their Office suite but include Ogg Vorbis in Halo: Combat Evolved their flagship X-Box now PC game.
    It seems that the sales and marketing people find it inferior but the developers don't.

  90. I went to launch event yesterday... by weave · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here's my impressions and comments based on what I've read here...
    • The opening keynote presentation couldn't be more boring. Two hours of powerpoint slides. And the transitions were a bit jerky. They should have used Apple's Keynote for their keynote. The followup sessions were much better (I attended the deployment track)
    • You can't print screen, copy, whatever, a protected document that an author sets to disallow that. But you can get a print screen if you run the OS under Virtual PC or VMWARE. (asked and answered at the event).
    • Someone or people defined on each RMS (Stallman must be upset) server can override the security as a fail safe. I assume this also means expired docs. You're email isn't safe from subpoenas after all.
    • I personally like the idea of expiring emails. It will allow me to talk shit about my bosses a lot easier with little fear that my message will be forwarded by someone and end up in their INBOX. We currently PGP "sensitive" emails like that, but that doesn't prevent someone from decrypting and sending on.
    • An RMS server requires active directory, each AD user account to have an email account listed in the directory, and MS SQL server. It does *NOT* require Exchange.
    • After 8 hours of presentations, I still don't know the difference between Sharepoint Windows Services and Sharepoint Portal Services.
    • A lot of this stuff looks really impressive. It's obvious a lot of R&D and coding time went into this stuff. I can see a lot of benefit to huge organizations, but small-to-medium size businesses should be fine with older copies of Office or Open Office.
    • I don't see how the open source model could ever catch up with the collective work of the "Office System." Who else has the resources? And I'm no Microsoft flunky (read my posting history)
    • Lots of features are tied to required elements on the server end (hence it being called the Office "System"). If you try to use one of those features which isn't supported on the back-end, the user will get a little error about contacting IT to enable the feature. Wonderful, I can imagine the wasted support calls saying "No, not unless someone gives me $10,000+ can you do that."
    • They made extensive use of Virtual PC to simulate client interaction but more interesting was Virtual Server. The latter controlled through a web interface. I got the felling that Virtual PC might not run server, but then again, it might be like vmware, with a bogus one gig size limit for virtual machines to force you to get ESX or GSX.
    • There was some company saying how much they saved because they have 12,000 users in Exchange and were able to reduce the number of servers that that requires from something like 14 to 8. (rough memory there, amount may be incorrect, but the scale is about right). That was shocking. I run a mail server with 27,000 users on a 4 gig RAM dual processor xeon box under Linux. (Granted, it doesn't do all that exchange does, but damn)
    • They announced early on that they were giving vouchers away for a free retail copy of Office Professsional and OneNote to all attendees if you stayed to the end. Good idea, it worked. Place was still packed at the end. But on the way out, I was handed a t-shirt cube (one of those compressed brick packaging things). Half way out I said to my co-worker, "I guess the voucher is inside, but I want to check" We opened it up and there was nothing. Ran back to one of the people with the t-shirt boxes and said we didn't get a voucher. They said "Oh, ok" and handed us a piece of paper. If I got home and realized I didn't have it, I would have been pissed as hell. I bet a lot of other people were stiffed out of their vouchers. I wonder if the people handing out the stuff to people exiting were pocketing the vouchers. I bet you could make a good chunk of coin reselling that stuff. Or maybe it was some conspiracy where they were told to forget to hand them out unless specifically asked to reduce the number of free copies to be given out. Or p
    1. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by pmz · · Score: 1

      It will allow me to talk shit about my bosses a lot easier with little fear that my message will be forwarded by someone and end up in their INBOX.

      While I appreciate your detailed comment, this sentence above just reeks of trouble in the making. All it takes is the boss jutting his head in your co-workers cubicle to ask a question and noticing that curious e-mail your co-worker happens to be reading. What if the e-mail administrator dumps the e-mail from the server for an occasional look-see for employee insolence?

      Don't rely on such lame measures to protect you from your employer, because they will backfire due to common complacency. If you really have gripes to share, go out to lunch on the other side of town, scan the restaurant for possible corporate eavesdroppers (how do you recognize family you've never met, however), and, then, complain away.

    2. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by pmz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      12,000 users in Exchange and were able to reduce the number of servers that that requires from something like 14 to 8.

      Oh, by the way, is Exchange still this much of a joke? Serving 12,000 people should require no more than two redundant servers (or one "enterprise" server with built-in redundancy). If an administrator can't set up a single four-way box to handle thousands of users, that administrator is a loser (gigahertz CPUs + gigs of RAM + mirrored RAID SCSI/FibreChannel = one fucking beast of a machine for crap like e-mail).

    3. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by weave · · Score: 1
      Yeah, point taken, and a good one. I was just trying to inject a small bit of humor in a long boring post.

      I would never ever say anything bad about my boss :-)

    4. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by tshak · · Score: 1

      Serving 12,000 people doing what? This isn't QMail - many times Exchange is not just used for email. It's used for calendar / schedule collaboration, corporate messaging, email tracking, as well as the need to process and virus scan 100's of emails per day per user.

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    5. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very probably, the people who were _not_ handing out the vouchers were stiffing MS. I bet a lot of their friends are going to submit for free retail copies sometime soon.

    6. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by pmz · · Score: 1


      It's used for calendar / schedule collaboration, corporate messaging, email tracking, as well as the need to process and virus scan 100's of emails per day per user.

      Again, a single "enterprise" server plus perhaps a dedicated e-mail scanner is more than enough for all these tasks. The one-service-per-machine-model-cause-Windows-is-bro ke architecture is pretty sad.

      I've seen a real-time e-mail and virus scanner running on an old Sun Ultra 1 workstation serving at least a couple hundred users. A modern two-CPU server should be at least twenty times more capable.

      I'd say a 12,000 employee company could do very well with three or four modest SMP servers for these tasks, if properly configured with enough RAM, SCSI RAID, and appropriate networking.

    7. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by shird · · Score: 1

      More to the point, what is to stop someone just copy'n'pasting the text into a new message? Or someone reading their email with an older client and forwading on the message?

      I would never use it for security, just as a reminder to people that go to do it that they shouldnt be so they think twice. It will never be able to actually stop them (not until tcpa crap is commonplace).

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    8. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by catscan2000 · · Score: 1

      I went to the launch event today in San Francisco, and I'm now loading up all the software in a Virtual PC on my Mac at home. InfoPath seems very interesting, though I heard about XForms and will explore that, too (someone at the event mentioned it, and a poster on this story mentioned it, too).

      I remember the Exchange Server 2003 scenario. It was actually *35* exchange servers being reduced to (I think) 15. They were quite gleeful that the new version lets them do that since their attempts with the older versions didn't pan out. Ignoring RAID arrays, that's almost a full rack! With RAID arrays, it's probably two or three full racks of just exchange servers! That just boggles the mind!

      But, then again, we're running an 80 person shop where I work on one Exchange server, and it's pretty much bursting at the seams as far as the data store is concerned. We had to impose 35MB caps on everyone's mailboxes ever since one guy's mailbox exploded from an infinite recursive mail failure delivery notification loop that made the data store grow to the maximum size supported by the drive array, crashed Exchange, and made us spend about $30,000 on a consultant and a couple days of downtime to fix the mess. I've proposed moving to a Linux mail solution along with OpenLDAP for contacts and a WebDAV server for calendaring and to-do items, using Mozilla Mail as the client and a custom app for modifying contacts, but to no avail (I'm not the IT Manager, just a lowly DBA). But, perhaps Exchange 2003 can help us out at work..

    9. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by weave · · Score: 1

      You can only read it in outlook 2003. The copy/cut is disabled. It'll probably be effective for most uses.

    10. Re:I went to launch event yesterday... by ratfynk · · Score: 1
      The best MS garbage shredder is the bsd dd program. Apart from that the best way to take care of saved docs is to not use the same partition for disposables. Make your doc partition small and if you delete docs and keep it 80% full all the time then as you defrag it it will keep overwriting the same area on your drive. Use cds for essential backups and keep Windows temp small. There is good software to automate this process. Splattering confidential word docs and email all over your harddrive is rediculous and not very smart. But who says one has to have brains to run MS Office. I have come to the conclusion that MS could care less about info security, except for their source code. Cfdisk is also a great program for making Windows security effective, and Linux dd works wonders.

      So using VMWare is the best option for Businesses that really want info security, because you can easily wipe your ass with the Linux tools. Then you have the ability to wipe your drives and sell your used office equipment yourself. I have seen confidential medical info on old harddrives from doctors offices and know that Windows security sucks. I have a friend that found important legal briefs on a murder case! When will you guys learn.

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  91. Uh Access, yeah right.. by lordDallan · · Score: 1

    Sure, Access 2003 opens the file, it just doesn't work right anymore. ;)

    Access XP broke many an Access 2000 files that had extensive VBA (especially calls to com components written in C/C++). I know, I had to fix some of them.

    This also happened with the transition from Access 97 to 2000. So even if the file format is exactly the same, it's easy to break older files. Do you think Access 2003 might do this again? The track record is looking bad so far.

  92. The Microsoft answer. by twitter · · Score: 1
    he authentification will be done by a server chosen by the author. ... I don't have any special knowlwge about what MS is doing. But the described approach sound most sensible to me.

    Sensible? User choice? This is Microsoft you are talking about. Remember the company that makes you stick in your orignal CD and reboot if you change your hostname or IP number. It's also the company that won't let you store M$ updates locally, so everytime a computer gets adware or virus hosed, you have do download everything all over again but don't give you a choice on which updates you want and stick nasty EULAs in the updates. We are talking about one paranoid control freak of a company that has demonstrated it could care less about user choice or reason when those things get in the way of user control. When has Microsoft ever made a peer computing modeled product where the end user's machine was an equal player? If there is a way Bill Gates can charge anyone money for the service, you can bet that his software will force the user to pay. A central server completely out of the user's control offered as a "service" to enable this "feature" is very much a possibility.

    Now what happens when that central server gets the next Blaster? Everyone is screwed. Nothing new, It's like hotmail, but they are going to pretend you have some input.

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    1. Re:The Microsoft answer. by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      ok, maybe I'm biting on the obvious here, but anyway:

      Sensible? User choice? This is Microsoft you are talking about. Remember the company that makes you stick in your orignal CD and reboot if you change your hostname or IP number.

      Use an NT based OS if you have to use Windows. You can destroy the CD and only worry about it if you're doing a complete reinstall. Hell, last time I used a 9x-based OS I gave up the extra hard drive space and copied the CD to the hard drive before installing, and installed from the hard drive. Windows handled that perfectly fine.

      It's also the company that won't let you store M$ updates locally, so everytime a computer gets adware or virus hosed, you have do download everything all over again but don't give you a choice on which updates you want and stick nasty EULAs in the updates.

      Updates are all stored locally, and you can download them from the 'Windows Update Catalog' (go to windowsupdate.microsoft.com, select 'Personalize Windows Update', select the check box for 'Display Windows Update Catalog'). You could also find this feature from most of the IT-centric support sections of Microsoft's site, as it's fairly critical for business support. The local directory where the Windows Update Setup files are usually stored is generally found in the Windows directory, and there's usually a note in that directory letting you know you can delete the contents safely (unless you need those patches again for some reason, of course).

      We are talking about one paranoid control freak of a company that has demonstrated it could care less about user choice or reason when those things get in the way of user control. When has Microsoft ever made a peer computing modeled product where the end user's machine was an equal player? If there is a way Bill Gates can charge anyone money for the service, you can bet that his software will force the user to pay. A central server completely out of the user's control offered as a "service" to enable this "feature" is very much a possibility.

      And off you go into speculation. In order to even use the feature you pretty much have to setup an Exchange Server (2003 no less, which is a gripe I'm sure has been brought up already). It's a 'central' server only in the sense that it's central to a particular group of users, not to all users. Many businesses already run Exchange Server, and if they're going to upgrade to Office 2003 there's a chance that they'll upgrade to Exchange Server 2003 as well, and possibly Windows Server 2003 (which is needed for many of the other DRM-style features of Office 2003). Those businesses are already running a 'central' server for their email, this is just adding features to it.

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    2. Re:The Microsoft answer. by Steveftoth · · Score: 1

      Updates may be stored locally, but it's a PITA for a non-corp user to download all the service packs and security updates that they need in order to take a normal, fresh windows computer to the state of 'secure and updated'. Windows update is great, but not everyone wants to spend like 3-4 hours downloading and installing all the updates.

      Though if one is really serious about having a 'fresh' install I would suggest that they buy a copy of Norton Ghost, it's not that expensive and lets you save a copy of your entire OS to a backup that is easily restorable.

  93. Billions and Billions of dollars...at what price? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    Microsoft continues down the road of proprietary file formats - once again cutting out a broad swath of users for the further profit of M$ - with the added benefit of locking niave users into the windows OS in the bargain.

    I think the key thing to observe here is the 76% profit margin on Office software - of a 9.2 billion dollar revenue stream, 7 billion dollars is profit. Can anyone say Microsoft Office software is 'way overpriced'?

    Their business plan is evil on several levels. Shame on Microsoft for profiteering and removing the transparency of communications within public corporations - one more check and balance to corporate greed down the tubes.

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  94. Self-destructing documents by luwain · · Score: 1

    It seems that technology keeps getting added to software that has little to do with the software's primary function. The mantra invoked is always "security" or "privacy". By catering to paranoia and the lowest common denominator in our societies we are creating bloated crippled software. The upshot is that we have wordprocessing software that creates documents that become unreadable, and music software that creates music that is unplayable. Software is hardly ever "bulletproof", so I can see that soon I'll get calls from friends using Office 2003 about documents that just "dissapeared" or became "corrupted" , just like I get calls now about CDs burned that won't play in their stereos (actually, I get calls now about documents dissapearing in WORD). What's next, WOM(Write-only memory)??

  95. new mantra by dirk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    but the mantra seems to be there's little reason to upgrade unless you absolutely need the new features.


    Isn't this just common sense that applies to any software? If it does everything you need and works well for you, don't upgrade. I don't care what software it is or how much it does or doesn't cost, I'm not upgrading if I don't need anything in the new version. No (sensible) person recommends you upgrade to the newest Linux kernel every time one is released if you have an old stable one that does exactly what you want perfectly. Why would MS Office be any different? The only reason to upgrade is new features. If you don't need the new features, you don't need to upgrade.

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  96. Office and innovation by BigGerman · · Score: 1
    For all those ./ers who really believe that "Eudora did this for years" and "OpenOffice does all of it and more":

    Two major new things in Office 2003 are support for XML schemas and DRM.
    With XML, it appears, you can constrain something like Excel spreadsheet by an XML schema and attach it to some kind of backend XML storage. Also ability to create your own XML schemas. If these features work as advertized, it is kickass and no opensource (or closed-) solution comes even close.
    With DRM you can limit who can view and update your docs, set expiration dates. etc. All in the familiar, integrated desktop environment. This is godsend to businesses who are growing and cannot rely on simple folder naming conventions for their document needs yet cannot afford real ERP/CRM system. This is like 75% of US businesses.
    Collaboration with SharePoint server is pretty good too.
    Advance of Linux as a server platform forced Microsoft to innovate and Windows 2000 and 2003 became very capable server platforms.
    Just like that, the mere hint of upcoming Linux desktop is now forcing MS to innovate in the Office/Desktop arena.
    My question is when OpenSource will stop following and take the lead in this area as well?
    OpenOffice is nice but it (plus Evolution) is functionally compatible to MS Office 97.
    Is something like Chandler going to become OpenSource Office darling?

    1. Re:Office and innovation by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Aye, I can think of several times when locking that Excel spreadsheet to only be readable by the HR department and the executives would have saved some people a lot of embarassment when a certain accountant sent it as an attachment to the wrong distribution groups....

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  97. Re:wowser! by pmz · · Score: 1


    the writer of such incriminating material can be like "SELF DESTRUCTION IN 3 DAYs SO I WILL NOT GO JAIL!"

    The reader sees something juicy, sneaks in a camera, and giggles uncontrollably at the naivete of the writer.

  98. Bill complements Open Office by icebones · · Score: 1

    ``The distance between what we have and what the free software has is greater today than it's ever been,''

    I've never heard a better reason to use Open Office. But i don't think he meant it that way.

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  99. I don't want to be a doomsayer... by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 1


    It seems to me that all of the new Windows with connectivity is really waiting for something more malicious than your average virus or trojan to come along and really screw with you.

    This new office set up just smells like another moment of doom. Although office products and software have been the usual "start up pick file work and close file" category, it just smells funny to me.

  100. Self destruction XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows has been self destructing for years now.

  101. Word 97? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Wow! You used a version of Word over 6 years old and found problems in editing the document!

    Because Word 97 sucked, that means all of Microsoft Office 2003 is "terrible!"

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    1. Re:Word 97? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Well, it's just goes to show that Microsoft will break the older versions to sell the newer ones. Just like how now Microsoft has taken to bashing Office 2000 and XP to sell Office 2003. When Office 2005 or whatever comes out, you can be sure Microsoft will do all kinds of things to annoy the people who don't upgrade.

    2. Re:Word 97? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Word 97 sucked, that means all of Microsoft Office 2003 is "terrible!"

      No, because M$ will go to such pains to insure that you MUST buy their latest POS software whether it has any features you need or not is "terrible!"

    3. Re:Word 97? by spoco2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and OSX is completely compatible with OS9 or even the first version of OSX.

      And what about Linux, it's not like it's entirely backwards compatible.

      Geeze... you people are never happy:
      "When will they give up on legacy items and get with the times? All this bloat to remain compatible with the past is stupid"
      And then:
      "Why won't my 7 year old software work with the software released today?"

      Yet strangely with the Mac and Linux you're all hunky dory... Shut up already... make your mind up what you want.

    4. Re:Word 97? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1

      There wasn't any reason why Word97 shouldn't have worked. I mean, OpenOffice worked perfectly, why didn't MS Word work? To me, it seems that they artificially broke compatibility in order to push sales of the newer version.

      And you completely overlooked my comments regarding the filesizes of the two.

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    5. Re:Word 97? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Well Apple breaks things for pretty good reasons, most of the time if you ask me. Microsoft breaks things in Office for no good reason other than to force people to upgrade. And I can see why, if all versions of Office worked seemlessly together, most people would be working with Office 95 or 97.

      Besides, with documents it's perfectly reasonable to create something, then several years later have to come back and read it. It would seem that backwards compatibility would be something absolutely crucial in an office suite. But if you don't want that go figure.

  102. Lizards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wasnt Vi a movie where the people came down in spaceships and turned out to be human munching lizards. I for wone welcome our new Lizard Overlords

  103. In fact all Windows Apps have this feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know there have been many times that sensitive file data has been rendered useless on my windows box. However, I have always been puzzled by why it would typically happen during a save or application exit. Gee and I thought that bright blue screen was a bug...silly me.

  104. Re:OpenOffice [use OO formats] by bach37 · · Score: 1

    Once the doc is locked, OO isn't going to have the key to open it.

    I try to use Open Office formats [.sxw] instead of .doc, and even send documents in this format to friends, etc trying to spread the word about OpenOffice.org.

    I think OO would gain huge ground if people started using and sending its format instead of Microsoft's format as much as possible.

    I mean for college students, it's a no brainer: M$ vs. OO (free!). Hmm... hard choice. :)

    Scott
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  105. legislation by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 1
    What's next? Legislation, and lots of it. Expect to see more and more legislation to protect these dying business-models.

    Like you said, with any piece of software, there's only so much "innovation" you can do, so no matter how long it takes, eventually OSS software will replace all proprietary software.

    Of course, our governments can't allow this to happen, politicians need their campaign contributions, so expect to see legislation in the near future designed to slow the spread of OSS.

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  106. One spray will fix a camera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ive seen several ads for an aerosol spray that will cause the surface of the object of which it is applied to become highly reflective, causing overexposure of the image.

    Opens mail:
    Damn Red light Photo ticket

  107. Interpreting this FUD by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Well, I noticed a "M$" in there, so I'm sure your post will be immature and baseless. Let's see, shall we?

    Sensible? User choice? This is Microsoft you are talking about.

    Ah, I know exactly where this is headed.

    Remember the company that makes you stick in your orignal CD and reboot if you change your hostname or IP number.

    No, I don't remember that. Because it's not true. And never has been. I can only reasonably conclude that you are flat-out lying to push the anti-Microsoft Crusades, because you do not have to insert an original CD and reboot if you change your hostname or IP number.

    It's also the company that won't let you store M$ updates locally, so everytime a computer gets adware or virus hosed, you have do download everything all over again but don't give you a choice on which updates you want and stick nasty EULAs in the updates.

    Surprise, surprise--another outright falsehood, considering downloaded updates are stored in the WUpdate folder, and even SRS can store them and distribute them to clients on the network.

    Of course, there is the instance of "M$," that bastion of 1998-era anti-Microsoft fanaticism that just never stops being clever and funny. Let's see how the rest of this post fares.

    We are talking about one paranoid control freak of a company that has demonstrated it could care less about user choice or reason when those things get in the way of user control. When has Microsoft ever made a peer computing modeled product where the end user's machine was an equal player?

    Considering most of the world uses Windows on their PCs, I'd say they're the equal players. Microsoft isn't "controlling" mine or anybody else's deskop. It sounds like you're being a ranting paranoid nut for the sake of it.

    If there is a way Bill Gates can charge anyone money for the service, you can bet that his software will force the user to pay.

    What "service?" How could he "force" anybody to pay anything? Is he going to hold a gun to your head?

    A central server completely out of the user's control offered as a "service" to enable this "feature" is very much a possibility.

    Oh, I see. You were talking about SRS. Well, you weren't, because you're so ignorant that you didn't know about it and went off on this paranoid lunatic rant, but the general idea of what you're talking about is SRS/IRM, which is a server you set up yourself on the network to handle updates and Information Rights Management.

    Now what happens when that central server gets the next Blaster?

    Nothing, because it won't. There won't be a next Blaster because that server would either be behind a firewall or be patched months ahead of time like every other sane person was when the government warned them twice to.

    Everyone is screwed. Nothing new, It's like hotmail, but they are going to pretend you have some input.

    Guess what? You have the choice not to use Hotmail.

    Next.

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    1. Re:Interpreting this FUD by WNight · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually in Win95 and Win98 you not only had to reboot when changing your IP address (but not when DHCP got a new address, go figure) but simply going into the network control panel and pressing 'OK', with or without any changes, would ask for the CD and reload files. (Pressing cancel in the network settings, or just refusing to give it the CD did work.) I've worked in IT and tech support for years, this absolutely did happen.

      Microsoft also makes it hard to download redistributable patches and upgrades. Not impossible, but all hidden in different places. For service packs you can search for redist and get the link, for Direct X it's in an inconvenient place on the page, under something about developers I think, and for IE, it's an easily missed check-box in the download stub which will tell it to download the full pack, instead of just what you need. Not impossible, and none of them are technically hidden, but pretty much as difficult as they could make it.

      Microsoft isn't "controlling" mine or anybody else's deskop.

      If you've missed all of MS's attempts to control not only their OS but everyone's applications, you've been sleeping since the late 80s. Their DRM is intrusive, their proposed DRM (Palladium) is worse, and they lie about the effectiveness of it. Yes, actual lies. Bill himself has been quoted as saying it'll stop viruses and worms, but this is untrue. Only executing signed code won't prevent buffer overflows in Outlook or IE, or either of them from simply letting scripts do more than they should.

      There won't be a next Blaster because that server would either be behind a firewall or be patched months ahead of time like every other sane person was when the government warned them twice to.

      If you blindly install MS's patches, you're a fool. They've very frequently broken third-party applications since the dos days ("Dos ain't done 'till Lotus don't run") and they continue to do so. Hell, they even break MS's own software every now and then. There's the Office bug that caused it to ask for your key over and over, for which MS proposed rolling the system date back by a year. There was the recent XP slowdown which caused many computers to take up to five minutes to boot and caused similar delays when you tried to do anything.

      MS patches need intensive testing, especially in a large corporation, before they can be used on a production machine.

      While the previous poster did hate MS (M$, etc) it wasn't entirely groundless. They have broken the law, lied in court, created upgrades that have intentionally sabotaged third-party applications, created what ammounts to spyware in the OS, and lied to the user about all of it. Not trustworthy at all.

  108. Re: Tabbed Browsing arguably bad?????? by Rooktoven · · Score: 1

    Every single user from power users on down to the almost computer illiterate that I have shown tabbed browsing to _love_ it.

    What gets in the way is having multiple windows open on the desktop that one has to wade through.

    Tabbed browsing revolutionizes web surfing because it allows people to more efficiently multi-task. For example-- search google, click on various links to open in new background tabs, and then peruse and compare, rather than open. go back etc, or wait for a new window.

    I'd say it isn't implemented in windows because it gives people more options and allows them to do things in a way that isn't controlled by MS...

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  109. i'll stick with openoffice by neonprimetime · · Score: 0

    it's the true office suite

  110. Re:wowser! by runningwithscissors · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has named their new self-destructing-documents feature the /. effect and found that it works particularly well on .html files.

  111. Profit margin or price gouging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article: 76 percent profit margin

    Even the oil companies don't have a markup this big.

  112. Re:OpenOffice [use OO formats] by cens0r · · Score: 1

    Except most large school will sell you a copy of Microsoft Office Proffessional for about $20 on CDR. Student's are included in their site license. I went and got a new CD everytime MS released a new version when I was in school.

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  113. Leaked MS Memo's? by amitti · · Score: 1

    Maybe this will fix some of Microsoft's problems too? No more Halloween memos?

    http://www.opensource.org/halloween/

  114. In related news... by marsu_k · · Score: 1
  115. Re:wowser! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fed investigator:"Nyuck nyuck, aks microsoft"

    For some reason, I knew it was pronounced as "aks", but I never pictured thats how you'd spell it. It appears you're correct though. (fo shizzle)

  116. Re: Tabbed Browsing arguably bad?????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because MS gives a shit how many windows you have open?

  117. Re:OpenOffice [use OO formats] by TheDarkener · · Score: 1

    Still, that's twenty bucks!! That buys you at *least* a 12-pack!

    College priorities, people!! Softwre free, beer not free!

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  118. O be one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure I understand what your saying. "Loose the data on the server"? Their going to attack it with data? Perhaps you could of used a different spelling?

  119. Re:Here we go again. by spicedhamhawg · · Score: 1

    Mandrake, the distro for people who really shoudn't be using Linux without supervision (read, "Your sysadmin installs it and gives you an unprivileged user account and locks the box down tight, if that's really possible on Mandrake, and he could tell you the root password but then he'd have to kill you and would enjoy doing it") but who nevertheless are going to rush headlong into it anyway.

    The fact of the matter is that Linux is fundamentally a server operating system, as is the rest of the *nix family and the NT Server/W2K Server line. If you want to run a server OS, fine, but you have an ethical responsibility to educate yourself and become a knowledegable user. If you choose not to meet that responsiblity, Microsoft and Apple both have operating systems which are better suited to your talents, or lack thereof. Mandrake, sadly, pitches their usually badly done distro toward those who do not wish to educate themselves. The only difference between an ignorant Windows user and an ignorant Mandrake user is the OS, but they're still ignorant and that is the problem.

    Debian unstable? I've been running it as my desktop OS for about a year and a half now, since I got tired of Red Hat's BlueCurve and had no interest in their one-year-to-EOL policy. I get the latest KDE (much faster than users of Mandrake Hooker, or Cooker, or whatever they call it) do, and despite the fact that they call this Debian *Unstable* it has always been far more stable and had fewer problems than the Mandrake release versions that my father uses.

    So yes, if you want a decent OS you should use Debian Unstable. It's more stable than Mandrake releases tend to be, and it will force you to know what you are doing to a far greater degree than Mandrake will. That is a Good Thing.

    So take that cap in your own arse, thank you very much. But then, you probably enjoy that sort of thing.

    Oh, and did I mention Debian unstable is on 2.4.22 ? Being ignorant, you probably had no idea. Also, you might be interested to note that even now the 2.2 kernel is more stable than 2.4 and I know a number of people who have yet to migrate their most mission-critical systems to a 2.4 kernel. They run Debian Stable on them, they have rock-solid reliability and great uptime, and they are happy.

  120. New Outlook looks awful... by samdu · · Score: 1

    I've seen the new "improved" Outlook in action on TechTV and I don't get where all the accolades are coming from. The new interface is terrible. It's cluttered, overly complex, and too heavy on eye candy. As a consultant, I know that at least my clients want a clean interface. All they want on their current Outlook is the Outlook Bar and the message pane. They don't even want the Preview Pane. And now the screen is seperated into thirds with the way too big control panel thingy on the left, the message headers in the middle and the preview pane/read pane on the right? This is a step backward in my opinion.

  121. Re:OpenOffice [use OO formats] by cens0r · · Score: 1

    Yeah but we only needed one CDR for me an all my friends... it think it worked out to less than a $1. Technically it was all still legal too.

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  122. PFFFFT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They always had self destructing files, they just moved it from the buglist to the featurelist!!!

  123. All my client's are asking, "Why?". by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1
    Most of my clients are still using Office 2000. Some have XP from when they purchased new machines, but for the most part they are asking me if it worth the upgrade, and 99% of the time, I can say "No". Office 2000 was a huge hit with the business world because of y2k and dot com buying sprees of the late 1990's and early 2000's. Maybe I am wrong, but from my point of view, Office XP has been pretty much a failure. Not one of my clients upgraded from 2000 unless they purchased new computers.

    Most users will never use more than about 10% of Word's features and most HATE word's "Here, you are doing X, let me help and screw it all up with auto formating" tools that are enabled by default.

    Frankly, the lack of support for Mac users (not surprising) has me a little worried as a Mac user, however most of my clients are small mom & pop shops that use Quickbooks more than office.

    I did not use MS office for the first 6 months I had this iBook, I used appleworks that was bundled with it just fine until I needed Powerpoint and Keynotes was another 6 months away. All the tools I really need in a word processor arrived in MS Works 2.0. Since then, most of the features frankly get in my way and that of others as well. Although, MS Office for Mac is my favorite version of Office. PowerPoint still runs better on my Mac with cooler features, like QT transitions, than on Windows.

    Anyway, I look for MS to possibly strke out again in the "Its been 18 months, time for you businesses to pay us more money again for an "upgrade". Although I look for a new round of computer buying in the next year or two as I have seen more clients walking in the past few months with "Advise and Consult" request on what new PC's to purchase. If that's the case then Office 2003 may see a few more users than XP.

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  124. Microsoft... Open Office... StarOffice.. Antiword. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this a bad time to mention the fact that I still use WordPerfect, Lotus 123 and Lotus Freelance Graphics as my main productivity applications? Why? Because I like them. I always have (except that WordPerfect 5 and 6 for Windows had some stability issues, but the current releases are pretty good).

  125. Wired by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Yeah it was David Byrne v. Edward Tufte. Byrnbe supported ppt whereas Tufte was on the right side (as you would expect).

  126. Wha??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Self-destructing documents? Now?

    Since when this is a new feature? Word 97 already destroys documents since long ago... and uncleanly, too!

  127. Business Opportunity by pkunzipper · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Okay, I'm only gonna do this three times in life, and here's two:

    In regards to the OneNote program, which I find very useful (I work IT in a law firm), we also circulate a lot of .pdf's.

    Now, if someone (hint) would come up with a program to make scanned notes in .pdf format compatible with OneNote screens, and allow these converted notes to be searchable notes, sell the software (lets call it CashConverter) for $80 a pop, and BAM! you got yourself a small fortune.

  128. MS-PowerPoint viewer broken: Windows-only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS-Powerpointviewer is broken, that is to say it runs only on MS-Windows. Also, since the file format changes every year, why throw away all that work. If you use MS-Powerpoint then your presentations will be unreadable. Use kpresenter or OO.o or even put up a good old web page. That last option allows you to give out the URL.

    1. Re:MS-PowerPoint viewer broken: Windows-only by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      RTFOP. He already had a PPT file. He had a windows machine. He decided to use OOo instead of "pirating" MS PowerPoint. He ragged on OOo. My point was he could have stayed nice and legal by using the PPT Viewer.

      I'm well aware that PPT Viewer is closed source and Windows only. For his needs though, it would have been fine.

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  129. Re:OpenOffice [use OO formats] by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

    Softwre free, beer not free!

    I understand Richard Stallman already made this sort of argument. I use the free software, but I haven't been able to find any free beer.

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  130. Before you bitch about MS's DRM conspiracy... by LordSah · · Score: 1

    Everyone's moaning about how DRM will completely lock out everything but Office. If someone was so inclined, they can download the Windows Rights Management SDK, register their app as a DRM consumer, and open the Office 2k3's files like crazy.

    You've got to email MS's Rights Management team to get a client certificate, and I'm not sure on the specifics on what's needed for that. Point is, third-party folks will be able to utilize the Windows DRM.

  131. Bill Gates does not read Slashdot by solprovider · · Score: 1

    This was answered in my post about an interview with Bill.

    Bill wondered if Phoenix, the BIOS company, still existed. Can any regular Slashdot reader have missed all the recent articles about the Mozilla variant named Phoenix being told by Phoenix the company to stop using their trademark?

    Not only does Bill not read Slashdot, it is doubtful he has any clue what is happening in the computer world. That is why MS is always playing catch-up.

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  132. You mean expiration? by goldfndr · · Score: 1
    That's it,they just expire?

    Geez, GroupWise has had that since at least 5.0, although admittedly the granularity is in one day increments. Makes me wonder if they OutLook has delayed sending yet (really handy for sending anniversary messages)...

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    1. Re:You mean expiration? by pointbeing · · Score: 1
      Yup. That's it.

      Outlook has had delayed sending for awhile - I remember using it with Outlook 2k but they may have had it earlier than that.

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  133. workaround for dual-boot by DuctTape · · Score: 1
    Regarding your issue with having to (re)boot into Windows in order to do MS Word stuff is to get Win4Lin, from Netraverse. It lets you run Windows on top of Linux at near-real speeds. Near-real for me means that I can't tell the difference.

    Anyway, see if it works for you. You can't play DirectX games with it, but it runs Office and just about anything else Windows (including Quicken and QuickTime) just fine. Around $90 for download license.

    DT

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