You fucking moron! Environmental engineers wouldn't touch this stuff with a used Jon Katz rubber. All learned men know that carbon based foam products don't break down in the enviroment. What were you thinking?
"1/100th less irritating then a person who constantly BITCHES about Jon Katz articles when they could very well just change their prefrences to NOT EVEN SEE THEM."
And you expect me to pay for this regurgitated drivel? It's not like you janitors make your own content. You're like ticks that feed off the blood of legitimate news sites.
Jean-Eugène Robert-Houdin, known as "The Father of Modern Magic," performed throughout Europe in the 1840s and 50s. He was one of the first magicians to perform for the public in theaters, as opposed to at country fairs, on street corners or in the marketplace.
Robert-Houdin's shows included not just magic as we know it today, but also demonstrations of lifelike mechanical figures. His early training as a clockmaker helped him create these automata, some of which wrote or played instruments and even an acrobat that swung on a trapeze.
Science and technology very much influenced the inventions of Robert-Houdin. In his autobiography, he writes about consulting scientists and conducting experiments to figure out how to perform a particular trick.
He also kept up with recent scientific developments. Jean-Eugène Robert-Houdin was one of the first people to find a use for electromagnetism. He created a new trick called "The Light and Heavy Chest." He invited a spectator on stage to lift the small wooden box he said he kept to store his money. His volunteer always did this easily. Then the magician commanded the box to stay where it was, so it could not be stolen. No matter how hard the volunteer tried after that, he couldn't move it.
What job could be easier, and allow me such much free time to troll slashdot? This job is great, it lets me pay the rent (for a very roomy house), put food on the table (pizza most nights), goof off on the weekends and let me work at my own pace? I tell you the spammers life is a good life!
Spam was an epidemic since the Internet went commercial. And complaining about something thats as inevitable as death and taxes is not only poinless but also a waste of bandwidth...
I hate spam as much as the next guy, but I ask you are these articles that beat the issue to death really needed?
Yeah, but we already knew that. He proposed it... It failed. And if we freedom loving people have anything to say about it, we will be able to keep the whole National ID debate within an acceptable balance.
Fellow slashdot readership, I am a troll. I was born a troll and will undoubtably die a troll. I strive everyday to maintain the higest standard in my trollishness. We trolls are fairly simplistic creatures, we enjoy many of the same things as you do. And often have similar vices as well. But alas you refuse to treat us a equals, You see us as disruptors, interelopers, vagrants, vandals, visigoths, and worse... We ask for respect, and you spit upon us. We implore you for mercy, and you bitchslap us. We plead for help and you ignore us. We demande substance and you give us Katz.
We shall take this no longer. This is a TROLL REVOLUTION. I call for all freedom loving trolls to stand up and take a stand on what is important to you. Do your worst to drive conversations offtopic, use your trollish wit to confuse the masses, throw another kerosene soaked log on the flamewars of justice! We shall regain our equality! This is a Trollish Jihad, By the Graces of Allah we shall be Victorious!
You'd be just as critical of him if he switched tactics every few weeks, and did what a large majority of people in his position are doing and selling out. He stands by what he believes and won't take any comprimises. You have to respect that.
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Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any?
A4) I have had no experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) with dolphins, so I couldn't rightfully say. I do know, however, that you can pass the Flu between you, along with other respiratory problems. (I got a cold when a dolphin sneezed on me once. It cleared up after a week or so.) You can also pass some skin irritations on to them, if you handle them with chaffed or broken skin. Just like with a human, it is best to BE CLEAN when you handle a dolphin. If you have cuts on your hands, avoid touching them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical scrub prior to handling. This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical suppliers. If you have some disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins sake. This is a little known area, more so because Zoophilia is considered illegal in many places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the law....)
I just love this new release, I can't wait to install it on all my case-moded linux boxen. I'll be the talk of my techno-circle friends. Yipee..! Hazzah for open source!
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The tinfoil hat you're wearing on your head.
Early Dawn in the Trailer Park with your Mom!
Oh, what a night!
You fucking moron! Environmental engineers wouldn't touch this stuff with a used Jon Katz rubber. All learned men know that carbon based foam products don't break down in the enviroment. What were you thinking?
I'm gonna tell greenpeace on you!
"1/100th less irritating then a person who constantly BITCHES about Jon Katz articles when they could very well just change their prefrences to NOT EVEN SEE THEM."
And you expect me to pay for this regurgitated drivel? It's not like you janitors make your own content. You're like ticks that feed off the blood of legitimate news sites.
Jean-Eugène Robert-Houdin, known as "The Father of Modern Magic," performed throughout Europe in the 1840s and 50s. He was one of the first magicians to perform for the public in theaters, as opposed to at country fairs, on street corners or in the marketplace.
Robert-Houdin's shows included not just magic as we know it today, but also demonstrations of lifelike mechanical figures. His early training as a clockmaker helped him create these automata, some of which wrote or played instruments and even an acrobat that swung on a trapeze.
Science and technology very much influenced the inventions of Robert-Houdin. In his autobiography, he writes about consulting scientists and conducting experiments to figure out how to perform a particular trick.
He also kept up with recent scientific developments. Jean-Eugène Robert-Houdin was one of the first people to find a use for electromagnetism. He created a new trick called "The Light and Heavy Chest." He invited a spectator on stage to lift the small wooden box he said he kept to store his money. His volunteer always did this easily. Then the magician commanded the box to stay where it was, so it could not be stolen. No matter how hard the volunteer tried after that, he couldn't move it.
Just imagine the conductivity of a Beowulf cluster of these!
First! Defending the Honor of Logged in Trolls Worldwide!
What job could be easier, and allow me such much free time to troll slashdot? This job is great, it lets me pay the rent (for a very roomy house), put food on the table (pizza most nights), goof off on the weekends and let me work at my own pace? I tell you the spammers life is a good life!
Spam Made This Post Possible
I'm dying to know how much of that is hate-mail.
Spam was an epidemic since the Internet went commercial. And complaining about something thats as inevitable as death and taxes is not only poinless but also a waste of bandwidth...
I hate spam as much as the next guy, but I ask you are these articles that beat the issue to death really needed?
I hope they drown you in kangaroo feces.
Yeah, but we already knew that. He proposed it... It failed. And if we freedom loving people have anything to say about it, we will be able to keep the whole National ID debate within an acceptable balance.
AC's are the terrorists of the slashbot world and need to be eliminated.
The mass of men serve the state thus, not as men mainly but as machines,
with their bodies. They are the standing army, and the militias, jailors,
constables, posse comitatus, etc. In most cases there is no free exercise
whatever of the judgment or of the moral sense but they put themselves on a
level with wood and earth and stones; and wooden men can perhaps be
manufactured that will serve the purposes as well. Such command no more
respect then men of straw or a lump of dirt. They have the same sort of
worth only as horses and dogs. Yet such as these even are commonly esteemed
good citizens. Others--as most legislators, politicians, lawyers, ministers,
and officeholders--serve the state chiefly with their heads; and, as they
rarely make any more distinctions, they are as likely to server the Devil,
without intending it, as God. A very few as heroes, patriots, martyrs,
reformers in the great sense, and men, server the state with their
consciences also, and so necessarily resist it for the most part and they
are commonly treated as enemies by it.
Donkey Hote Blow
"Troll Disobedience"
Fellow slashdot readership, I am a troll. I was born a troll and will undoubtably die a troll. I strive everyday to maintain the higest standard
in my trollishness. We trolls are fairly simplistic creatures, we enjoy many of the same things as you do. And often have similar vices as well.
But alas you refuse to treat us a equals, You see us as disruptors, interelopers, vagrants, vandals, visigoths, and worse... We ask for respect, and you spit upon us. We implore you for mercy, and you bitchslap us. We plead for help and you ignore us. We demande substance and you give us Katz.
We shall take this no longer. This is a TROLL REVOLUTION. I call for all freedom loving trolls to stand up and take a stand on what is important to you. Do your worst to drive conversations offtopic, use your trollish wit to confuse the masses, throw another kerosene soaked log on the flamewars of justice! We shall regain our equality! This is a Trollish Jihad, By the Graces of Allah we shall be Victorious!
Haha, I'd sooner pay for a slashdot subscription.
You sir are my Hero!
Bravo, I applaud your valiant efforts!
You'd be just as critical of him if he switched tactics every few weeks, and did what a large majority of people in his position are doing and selling out. He stands by what he believes and won't take any comprimises. You have to respect that.
Welcome to Slashdot, Please Don't feed the Janitors
Williams claims, "facts and quotes in here that one won't find in any Slashdot story or Google search."
Yeah, you'll find that RMS's homosexual appetite is far greater then any Slahbot reader could have ever imagined.
I'd be alienated by my Open Sauce, Linux Loving friends, and i'd have to start paying for sex =/
Q4) What diseases can I get from dolphins? Can I give them any?
A4) I have had no experiences with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD's) with dolphins, so I couldn't rightfully say. I do know, however, that you can pass the Flu between you, along with other respiratory problems. (I got a cold when a dolphin sneezed on me once. It cleared up after a week or so.) You can also pass some skin irritations on to them, if you handle them with chaffed or broken skin. Just like with a human, it is best to BE CLEAN when you handle a dolphin. If you have cuts on your hands, avoid touching them unless you wash with a Betadine surgical scrub prior to handling. This is available from most Veterinary and Surgical suppliers. If you have some disease of some sort, avoid mating, for the dolphins sake. This is a little known area, more so because Zoophilia is considered illegal in many places (which I think is a load of crud, but the law's the law....)
I love KDE, don't get me wrong, but i've knowticed that it just can't match the resposiveness of that great WindowsXP interface.
I just love this new release, I can't wait to install it on all my case-moded linux boxen. I'll be the talk of my techno-circle friends. Yipee..! Hazzah for open source!
Fuck you AC, Linux Lovin Bastards!
FIRST POST!