...suck!
The northern ligths keep me up at night. The penguins here at the north pole flap their wings everytime they show themselves. And then Santa gets drunk. Like roaring drunk. And he goes buzzing all the igloos in his sleigh. Ever heard a sleigh overhead at three in the morning? I thought not. It's amazing it can support him, he's so goddamn heavy.
Each night that the northern lights come out, I pray for the sake of my I-gloo. Ah well, maybe I should take Jobs' offer. I'd be able to move to a sane part of the world with all that money, maybe Canada...
Not bad, stuck at work this morning, then heading to school in the afternoon. Was kind of chilly this morning. I'm going to have to start wearing wool socks with my sandles soon enough.
I am currently fending off a very angry Steve Jobs. He brought polar bears, and keeps trying to install something called OSX.1 on my Igloo. It looks like crap, and it melted my neighbour's home. I keep telling him stay away. But now that he can finally play DVD's he thinks he's all tough.
I tried to tell him that Linux has been playing DVD's for ages, but he's too stubborn. Damn dirty capitalists...
Why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP? I know penguins are from the souther hemisphere. I was seeing if I could get people to reply to my post by mixing up the facts. Looks like it worked. Not as well as the last time, but still...
YHBT! YHL! HAND!
...per year, I would never be cold. $666,000 is the salary of the devil. My Igloo would melt if I was making that much money. Of course, if I was getting payed that, I could afford to live somewhere else. The penguins at the north pole are really starting to get to me. I live for the days that I hear a Polar Bear trundle by. Followed a few minutes later by the soft squishy sound of him munching on Tux. I call all the penguins up here tux.
Maybe I should install OpenBSD on my computer. I bet ya Theo makes $666,000 a year!
Because everyone would be to worried about keeping warm. Everyone should move up here to the antartic, and build igloo's. Except of course for Steve Jobs, as one poster already pointed out, he would turn everything into fruity coloured "I-Gloo's." I will have none of that.
So come up north, and join me as I keep warm next to my nice wood burning stove. We can hunt polar bears, and download stare at the Pr0n K1ng's pr0n. I stole it from him! All of it! He has none left!
It's totally impervious to any kind of terrorist attack. I'd even go so far as to say that it may be impervious to any kind of nuclear weapon. Only one draw back. It's cold year round. I keep warm by reading pr0n.
Brrrr... Is it ever cold outside. I think I'll just stay home. I love hanging out beside my wood stove, it keeps me warm. It, however, doesn't ever get warm enough to melt my igloo.
One thing I have noticed is that their is like 10 UID's between us. I wonder if Slashdot had that many new users in that period of time, or if it's just some stupid script kiddie playing around with the system.
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I did! In my Igloo! With all my bitches and hos!
Worship me! Cause it's cold out.
...suck! The northern ligths keep me up at night. The penguins here at the north pole flap their wings everytime they show themselves. And then Santa gets drunk. Like roaring drunk. And he goes buzzing all the igloos in his sleigh. Ever heard a sleigh overhead at three in the morning? I thought not. It's amazing it can support him, he's so goddamn heavy. Each night that the northern lights come out, I pray for the sake of my I-gloo. Ah well, maybe I should take Jobs' offer. I'd be able to move to a sane part of the world with all that money, maybe Canada...
sup homez, howzit hangin? Fuck you, Taco!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! FLIP !!! Get it in ya, AC Avenger!
Not bad, stuck at work this morning, then heading to school in the afternoon. Was kind of chilly this morning. I'm going to have to start wearing wool socks with my sandles soon enough.
I am currently fending off a very angry Steve Jobs. He brought polar bears, and keeps trying to install something called OSX.1 on my Igloo. It looks like crap, and it melted my neighbour's home. I keep telling him stay away. But now that he can finally play DVD's he thinks he's all tough.
I tried to tell him that Linux has been playing DVD's for ages, but he's too stubborn. Damn dirty capitalists...
'sup homez, howzit hangin?
Get it in ya!
Why don't you SHUT THE FUCK UP? I know penguins are from the souther hemisphere. I was seeing if I could get people to reply to my post by mixing up the facts. Looks like it worked. Not as well as the last time, but still... YHBT! YHL! HAND!
...per year, I would never be cold. $666,000 is the salary of the devil. My Igloo would melt if I was making that much money. Of course, if I was getting payed that, I could afford to live somewhere else. The penguins at the north pole are really starting to get to me. I live for the days that I hear a Polar Bear trundle by. Followed a few minutes later by the soft squishy sound of him munching on Tux. I call all the penguins up here tux. Maybe I should install OpenBSD on my computer. I bet ya Theo makes $666,000 a year!
This text inserted because Taco licks JonKatz's balls. And to abort his goddamn lameness filter.
Because everyone would be to worried about keeping warm. Everyone should move up here to the antartic, and build igloo's. Except of course for Steve Jobs, as one poster already pointed out, he would turn everything into fruity coloured "I-Gloo's." I will have none of that. So come up north, and join me as I keep warm next to my nice wood burning stove. We can hunt polar bears, and download stare at the Pr0n K1ng's pr0n. I stole it from him! All of it! He has none left!
It's totally impervious to any kind of terrorist attack. I'd even go so far as to say that it may be impervious to any kind of nuclear weapon. Only one draw back. It's cold year round. I keep warm by reading pr0n.
Brrrr... Is it ever cold outside. I think I'll just stay home. I love hanging out beside my wood stove, it keeps me warm. It, however, doesn't ever get warm enough to melt my igloo.
I wrote a journal entry! Check it out!
One thing I have noticed is that their is like 10 UID's between us. I wonder if Slashdot had that many new users in that period of time, or if it's just some stupid script kiddie playing around with the system.
Anytime you're ready, biznitchio! Igloo Boy... It's got a nice ring to it.