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  1. redirecting articles on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1
    Is this about that new shell Bashdot that I've heard so much about, which reposts articles that are piped through the current directory?

    Joe

  2. Re:This has been postet a lot of times, but still. on Gentoo Offers PPC LiveCDs · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm too stupid to understand that circular dependencies can be resolved by specifying BOTH .rpms together on the command line

    Yes, that's me. But at least I know how to find useful Linux tips by including stupid as a search term!

  3. VPN or IPSec drivers clashing with Symantec soft on Microsoft Pulls Broken XP Update · · Score: 1, Interesting
    What software is secure that doesn't clash with Symantec Software?

    When I tried to convert my couple of users to Spop3, we found out that Outlook et.al. could handle it fine, but the email plugin for Norton Antivirus couldn't.

    The situation wasn't all that bad as it incited me to implement virusscanning on the server (F-Prot, not Symantec :)

    The Enduser

  4. Beware of David Irving on Israeli Firm Claims Unbreakable Encryption · · Score: 5, Informative

    This fpp.co.uk is David Irving's site. He is the guy who denies the holocaust. More on Mr.Irving: http://www.geocities.com/irving_challenger/

  5. Re:Family/Friends on How Are You Spending Your Christmas Vacation? · · Score: 1
    Where is that, [-1, not acquainted with my family] when you need it?

    Anyway, these days I'm into installing my new hard drive's boot sector of its Win2k partition, as I initialised it while it was on hdb and win2k did not see the use of going through the hassle. By hand, that is (dd+hexedit).

    after all the Linux documentation that I went through, this MS stuff is hilarious. It starts with this disclaimer, that to repair the boot sector, it is "best to use commercial software....In some cases, however, detailed knowledge of the boot sector can come in handy"

  6. Gimp vs. Photoshop again on Yet Another Call for Linux Standardization · · Score: 1
    Thanks for putting in the word "professional"!

    Considering the fact that everyone that I personally know that are concerned about using Photoshop only have completely and utterly warezed copies, what are we talking about?

    These people do not need the strenghts that Photoshop has over the Gimp, nor would they like to use it under Adobe's conditions. The same goes for MS Office, and many other kinds of "professional" software.

    I like to put Britany Spears' head on top of some nude's body as much as the next guy, and the Gimp is perfect for that. Let's sing a song of freedom!

    The Enduser

  7. Re:t's the next AYB^H^H^H Soviet Russia on Large IDE Drives as Long-Term Archival Media? · · Score: 2, Funny

    1.Imagine a beowolf cluster of Soviet Russia jokes
    2.????
    3.Profit!!!!!!!

  8. Re:First rule of business on Win2k Cheaper than Linux · · Score: 1
    By Zeus! You are right, this is the Linux strategy... And I am hooked already very badly!

    [shiver in fear of GPL v3]

  9. Re:So many things wrong with open source on Will Open Source Ever Become Mainstream? · · Score: 1
    Hey,

    I have been hired for installing, documenting, customizing and debugging open source software. Instead of being dependent on one company, there is an army of competent software engineers that you can hire to help you out.

    But yes, the dirt is not hidden under the cover of a closed source, certified solution. This is scary stuff in a world where the number of meatballs in your soup is documented in that lunch room's iso9002.

  10. Re:Your forgot the steps who do the real damage on Drug Making Genes Added To Corn Jump To Soya · · Score: 1

    Hey! Whatever happened to the ??????\nProfit!!!!part?

  11. How to obtain site mirroring tool on Wading Through Weblogs, One Idea at a Time · · Score: 1

    wget http://www.softbytelabs.com/download/trial.exe

    oh wait...

  12. Re:New Linux Add on The Environmental Cost of Silicon Chips · · Score: 1
    Maybe for a really nice home server/firewall, but not for a desktop station surely!

    This kind of propaganda only makes people dissappointed about Linux after they give it a try on their old Pentium 66.

    The Enduser

  13. Re:Metaphor on OpenBSD 3.2 Song Now Available · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or maybe I haven't muched English class enough myself.

  14. Barry Manilow's next! on OpenBSD 3.2 Song Now Available · · Score: 5, Funny
    Her name was Lola
    she was a blowfish

    She would firewall and do the ssh ssh ssh-a

  15. Re:Metaphor on OpenBSD 3.2 Song Now Available · · Score: 2, Funny

    You had to much english class?

  16. Re:Convince Me on Phoenix 0.4 Released · · Score: 1
    Actually, I have a security problem which I hope can easily be solved. At my work, I have Phoenix 0.3 installed on Windowsxp. The problem is that it keeps remembering the password to my online email account, and I can't find a single setting related to that.

    Of course the answer must be so simple, that I'm going to fall over backwards. Any hints will be appreciated, while I'm holding on to my desk...

  17. Re:Linux and Main on Linus says 2.6 kernel will be out by June 2003 · · Score: 1

    And, even more disturbingly, it's the same link every time!

  18. Re:Spotty Perfermance on Review: Lindows 2.0 Dissected · · Score: 1
    ... But OpenOffice didn't include the same fonts as my documents, forcing the program to select alternate fonts that messed up the spacing between words.
    When I fixed the spacing and re-opened the documents in Word and PowerPoint, the spacing was now messed up by the return to the original font.

    Hey, this happens in between different MS Word versions!

    I love Openoffice.org, and I am proud of my list bullets showing up in MS Word as alien smileys.

  19. Re:Computers and Anti-globalization on US Geeks Recycle GNU/Linux Boxes for Ecuador · · Score: 1

    See "Politics And The English Language" by George Orwell. Don't remember if it concerned typical leftist or rightist tactic though.

  20. It's a bug not a feature on New Features For 2.5 Linux Kernel · · Score: 1
    Swapping floppies in Windows has desasterous effects on the data on both media, if there are any documents open.

    I've seen years of work being destroyed, working at the university's help desk, because our users were able to do this. It shows the cynical side of Windows' user-friendliness.

    But I admit, I had to learn to appreciated mount myself. Joke opportunities helped a lot though :)

  21. +5 interesting on 2.6 and 2.7 Release Management · · Score: 1
    Come on, this is Slashdot! We don't want discussions about managing open source software projects, geesh...

    joe.

    ps. not a flamebait, but genuinly funny.

  22. Re:letting it explode on KPNQwest Files for Bankruptcy · · Score: 1

    The parent is moderated as funny! Must be the Dutch accent ;>)
    It's happening like this all the time, though. Big Business is not for honest people, right?