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Microsoft Pulls Broken XP Update

Cally writes "Yahoo! reports that Microsoft have pulled a Windows XP update from the Windows Update servers after it killed network access for some users of the claimed 600,000 who installed it. (Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?) The story hints that the problem was something to do with VPN or IPSec drivers clashing with Symantec software - however I haven't found anything about this on the Microsoft KnowledgeBase (the link Yahoo provide goes to the generic support home page.) Anyone got more info?"

478 comments

  1. updated link by Carl_Cne · · Score: 4, Informative

    try http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb; en-us;818043

  2. windows update by satanicat · · Score: 5, Funny

    windows mustive been getting too stable. .

    Do they have any sort of quality control?=)

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    1. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      In fact Microsoft found the best way to secure a Windows to any possible attack, even viruses ... isolating it from any network :))))

    2. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Either way you'll probably be fired for using it on the company firewall when you should have used Gentoo instead

      Gentoo on the firewall? What a great idea.

      All. The external internet connections will be down today for a scheduled emerge of seventy mission critical packages. This will allow the firewall to run highly optimised binaries which won't actually speed up your internet connection as the firewall is generally idle anyway. The firewall will be up from 1am tommorow morning, unless the latest X is available, in which case I'll let you all know sometime next week once its finished building everything.

    3. Re:windows update by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      One does wonder...

      Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?

      Probably only 600,000 users actually bother to use the updates. I know any number of people who just use the software that came on their Win98 CDROM, it never even occurs to them to update their software. Like all the academics at my university using Netscape 4.7x with MacOS 9.1.

    4. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      No shit. As the CEO, CTO and CIO of Standard Oil Co. I can confirm that when we replaced our Firewall with a Tandy TRS80 colour computer running TRSDOS our hacking attempts were reduced by 105%. Our revenue streams have also increased 97% and the junior messenger in block 3E has gotten laid. I uncovered the Ark of the Covonent after an epic battle of good and evil with 4th Reich Nazis in the Nirobi desert, and my ex-wife has taken a vow of silence as a Bhuddist Nun.

      Without the Tandy Color Computer none of this would have been possible. You just cant equal that with Debian or Gentoo!

    5. Re:windows update by Debian+Troll · · Score: 1

      Truly inspired. Please send your mailing details and a copy of Debian for TRS-80 is on its way to you.

    6. Re:windows update by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      And some of us wait two to three weeks while the rest of the world suffers at the hands of Microsoft. :-)

    7. Re:windows update by Doom+Ihl'+Varia · · Score: 1

      deb http://security.debian.org stable/updates main contrib non-free

      It has updates for all known security holes faster than you can say, "Oh shit, this new bug could expose our valuable company secrets!"

    8. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO ! That's why they released XP HOME Edition. We re-christened it HO' edition...

    9. Re:windows update by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1
      Surely if your break-in attempts went down, then that says more (to me) about whether your servers are worth breaking into. If you had mentioned successful attempts, that's another thing altogether, but I would think that unlikely. And I am not a Debian or Gentoo fan (I prefer Slackware).

      Damn, I just re-read your post and realised I'm feeding a troll... Oh well: tough.

    10. Re:windows update by Debian+Troll · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn, I just re-read your post and realised I'm feeding a troll... Oh well: tough. Yeah, you'd sorta figure the name 'Debian Troll' would give it away, huh?

    11. Re:windows update by Jondor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      off course, then again, netscape 4.7 was the last one to support for example roaming access using an LDAP server or mod_roaming under apache.. A very usefull feature for those who use many different machines.

      You know, there ARE other reasons not to join the upgrade ratrace..

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    12. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mustive? Mustive?????

      Another shining testament to the American public school system.

    13. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry TRSDOS won't run on a CoCo, you must have mean OS9 Level II by Microware! (or EDCB?)

      Why yes I am a Troll, but how did you know I'm from Norway and why are you so interested in my ethnic backround?

    14. Re:windows update by linuxChique · · Score: 0

      Windows too stable? Nah. They were just punishing all of their users who ditched M$Office for OpenOffice.

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    15. Re:windows update by Echnin · · Score: 0
      Like all the academics at my university using Netscape 4.7x with MacOS 9.1.

      Hey, now that's not fair. My dad is a professor at the University in town and uses Netscape 4.7 on MacOS 8.6. Mommy is only an associate professor and uses Mozilla on 9.2.2. :)

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    16. Re:windows update by satanicat · · Score: 0, Troll

      Actually I'm Canadian eh?

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    17. Re:windows update by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

      (Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?)

      I'm thinking, there are Now 600,00 XP Users that MS-trust Windows.

    18. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Nah. They were just punishing all of their users who ditched M$Office for OpenOffice.

      Yeah - all six of them.

    19. Re:windows update by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1
      That's a good point.

      The early worm gets the bird, after all.

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    20. Re:windows update by eMartin · · Score: 1

      I've known a few people who never updated from Netscape 4.7x because they were waiting for 5 and it never came.

    21. Re:windows update by Casca1 · · Score: 0

      Sure... You hack it, they get tired of feilding the calls, fix it, and wait for it to happen again... 8-)

    22. Re:windows update by Sazarac · · Score: 5, Funny
      As an IT professional/developer with 130 wintel boxes in my charge, I just want to say thanks to Microsoft for giving me something to fill up the otherwise boring hours of my employment with endless regression testing to make sure everything works with everything else. It's not as if I'm AT ALL busy with keeping everything running anyway. Not to mention writing new code that compiles and runs fine on Win2K but randomly throws exceptions on NT.

      != ("Not!")

      Sheesh... I'm gonna quit my job and start a new thrash band called Rage Against The Butterfly

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    23. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pest control.
      Rumor control.
      Gun control.
      Quality control.

    24. Re:windows update by haystor · · Score: 1

      The second mouse gets the cheese.

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    25. Re:windows update by JimFromJersey · · Score: 1

      yeah, but the second rat gets the cheese.

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    26. Re:windows update by lastfuture · · Score: 0

      Well in this case the early bird gets the poisoned worm, making the bird blind and deaf.

      In general I would wait about a week until installing a security update for the same reason I'd wait a couple of months before buying a new product. In that time period at least some of the most severe bugs are discovered and fixed.

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    27. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You've got the funky spelling for Buddist, but it's Nairobi.
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    28. Re:windows update by El · · Score: 4, Funny
      Do they have any sort of quality control?

      Yes, they've got a huge installed user base that reports problems very quickly... why should that pay people to find bugs, when there are 600,000 people willing to pay them for the priviledge of beta-testing their software?

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    29. Re:windows update by cpparm · · Score: 0, Troll

      Or maybe they have outsourced the update software to India, which means they have no quality control

    30. Re:windows update by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Do they have any sort of quality control?=)

      Yes. And the amount of time and money they spend on QA would amaze you. There is about one tester for every developer in the organization...

    31. Re:windows update by Xabraxas · · Score: 0
      All. The external internet connections will be down today for a scheduled emerge of seventy mission critical packages. This will allow the firewall to run highly optimised binaries which won't actually speed up your internet connection as the firewall is generally idle anyway. The firewall will be up from 1am tommorow morning, unless the latest X is available, in which case I'll let you all know sometime next week once its finished building everything.

      Actually you can update programs while you are using them with Gentoo so you wouldn't actually lose any of that time, except maybe to bring a service down then back up again. Also Gentoo would be a very good distribution to build a firewall with because you can start with the most basic system and add only what you need.

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    32. Re:windows update by geekee · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how trolling gets modded up if it's ms bashing. If you RTFA, you'll find that people affected used third party sw that didn't comply to industry standards, which caused the sw to fail when the patch was applied, so it isn't even MS's bug

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    33. Re:windows update by mcrbids · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I know any number of people who just use the software that came on their Win98 CDROM, it never even occurs to them to update their software.

      Ummmm, yeah!

      People think of a computer like a machine. Like a car, or a boat.

      Do you take your car in to have the Catalytic converter "upgraded" every year?

      Do you subscribe to an "update service" to update the embedded firmware on the onboard computer?

      Why would you do this? Why should they?

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    34. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly a funny comment is it ?

      As some people keep saying, MS release security fixes to and you complain about it ! Of course, you could go to Red Hat. Not ! You'd have a similar of fixes to apply.

    35. Re:windows update by ReTay · · Score: 1

      No they only complain when the security "fix"
      breaks more the it fixes.

    36. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, it doesn't take me 75 days (and counting!) to say that.

      Look out! Yuor ZLIB could get teh SARS!

    37. Re:windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What industry standards? None of MS software software complies to any 'industry standards'. Office especially has never and never will carry the coveted 'designed for windows' logo. When you ignore the GDI and draw your own friggin buttons and checkboxes...

    38. Re:windows update by Aumaden · · Score: 1
      It's 600,000 users who actually were patient enough to wait through M$'s support lines. I just backed out the change and it worked fine.

      --Aumaden

    39. Re:windows update by LloydSeve · · Score: 1

      I guess you miss the point... When you are writing millions of lines of code, stuff is going to get missed and overlooked. That's the way things go... it's GONNA happen.

      Plus, this is Microsoft, fixing a problem with a MICROSOFT product.. when they issue the patch, it causes a problem with 3rd party stuff.. that is not MS's responsibility.. because that means there is a coding error in the 3rd party software.

      What MS did was fix a problem that made their stuff not run completely compliant with standards, and when they fixed it to work for the standard the 3rd party software broke the connection.. that means the 3rd party software does not run on the standard either.

      If anything we should be happy the Microsoft still issues patches for their software since they don't legally have to.. and since it is definately not cost effective to devote your employees to working on something they can't sell.. but instead is given away for free.

    40. Re:windows update by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 1

      Yes, and that is the most strange part of the story - given that they have that many testeras - how come they cant find such a simple error that affekt so many people ?

      The tests should test what people use and make sure everything works perfectly.

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    41. Re:windows update by Keeper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's just it -- it didn't effect that many people. Of the 600,000 people who downloaded it, only a "small handful" of people had a problem -- not all 600,000. Now, what quantity a small handful is according to the guy making the statement I do not know, but I doubt it's a significant percentage of the 600,000.

      I mean, think about it ... how many possible PC configurations are there out there? How many different versions of drivers for each piece of hardware? How many different combinations of software can be installed on each of those combinations? It is not possible to test each and every possible combination. This is not to say that you don't test all sorts of configurations, but you can't hit them all.

      If it were such a "simple error", it would have happened to ALL of the 600,000 people who downloaded the update. Crap happens. QA isn't an exact science -- there is no algorithm you can follow to make sure you find 100% of all bugs in existance. The best you can do in this case is find the problem and make sure you test for it in the future.

    42. Re:windows update by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The difference is that the patches coming from redhat have yet to flush my machine down the toilet.

  3. Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by MMDDay · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It is 5am in the morning.

    1. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny
      It is 5am in the morning.
      Which is different to 5am in the afternoon ...
    2. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by miscGeek · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well nobody but the poor Win XP admins who installed the patch :)

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    3. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of timezones?

    4. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard about that little place called Asia?
      What about the other one, was it Europe? I keep forgetting the name.

    5. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by olderchurch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The patch has been out some time now (more then a week). I have indeed installed it and have been figuring out for a day why my network card did not work anymore :(

      After deinstalling the update (luckily that was possible, there are updates where there is no rollback) everything worked fine.

      I checked again with windows update and the patch wasn't avaialble anymore (this was last saterday), so I reckoned it had nothing to do with my setup, or at least was not the only one.

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    6. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by MMDDay · · Score: 1

      No you're a moron. Do you work for Microsoft and develop windows? Who cares if you're at work if you have no effect on Winodws, Microsoft, or KB. If anyone outside of Redmond can answer yes to my first question, then I stand corrected.

    7. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by johndiii · · Score: 1

      "I'm in a different timezone to you, moron!"

      Also in a different time zone from the drones in Redmond, Washington, USA, where it was, in fact, about 5:15am at the time of the post.

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    8. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Man, where's my +1, Tragic modifier when I need it?

      It's a good thing it was roll-backable (yes I just made that up), can you imagine the tech support call?

      You: This patch broke my computer, I can't connect to the internet anymore.

      TS: We have the fix available, you just need to download it and install it.

      You: This patch broke my computer, I can't connect to the internet anymore.

      ad nauseum...

    9. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find that Microsoft is an international corporation who have offices in almost every country in the world, including several very large offices in Asia and Europe. You dumbass.

    10. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, its called Africa or maybe you mean Antarctica?

    11. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by boa13 · · Score: 1

      I know people who never get up before 3pm in the morning. They sure know how to party.

    12. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      Only in Soviet Russia? Actually some of us do live where the day begins more firster than the US (New Zealand).

    13. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG - you are such a prick :P

    14. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they go to MIT.

    15. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by MMDDay · · Score: 1

      Um... I think you should stop replying before embarassing yourself even further. It is obvious that you're either incredibly dumb or you didn't bother reading before you replied. I specificially asked for people who "develop windows". Everyone knows that core windows development is done only on Microsoft's main campus in Redmond. How many offices they have elsewhere is irrelevant. In fact, they're mostly research and sales offices.

    16. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by ShavenYak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      More firster? God, I thought the U.S. public schools were bad.

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    17. Re:Maybe its not on KB because nobody is at work? by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      Alls im sayin is that the 5 am cst equals 5 pm GMT, which is where I am. So stop tripping at me.

  4. If only they had apt-get by Debian+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am currently porting apt-get to Windows. This will mean that these types of embarassing security breaches never happen again. apt-get is the answer to all of today's problems.

    1. Re:If only they had apt-get by BSD+is+Alive · · Score: 1

      NetBSD pkgsrc/FreeBSD ports is better!@

      bash$ cd /usr/pkgsrc/www/ie
      bash$ make install clean

    2. Re:If only they had apt-get by lovebyte · · Score: 1, Funny

      I am currently porting apt-get to Windows.
      Please do. This Windows update patch did not work for me:
      % sh Windows\ Update\ Patch.exe
      Windows Update Patch.exe: cannot execute binary file

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      I'll do it for cheesy poofs.

    3. Re:If only they had apt-get by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 5, Informative

      I got tired of apt-get blowing up my unstable Debian, so I wrote this to make it transactional:

      sub=dists/latest/binary-i386
      dt=`date +"%y%m%d_%H%M%S"`
      cd /data/apt
      dpkg-scanpackages latest /dev/null > $sub/Packages
      grep -Ex "Filename: latest/.+" $sub/Packages | sed "s/Filename: latest\/\(.*\)/\1/" > old/L$dt
      pushd $sub
      rm Packages.gz
      gzip Packages
      popd
      mv latest $dt
      mkdir latest
      for x in `cat old/L$dt`; do mv $dt/$x latest; done
      if [[ `ls $dt | wc -l` -eq 0 ]]; then rm -r $dt; fi

      If it blows up, I can easily roll back, and keep a history of all the intermedate versions.

    4. Re:If only they had apt-get by Debian+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny
      I got tired of apt-get blowing up my unstable Debian, so I wrote this to make it transactional:

      Your code looks very interesting, and would make a fine addition to the new Windows version of apt-get which I have almost finished writing. It is crafted in MMX/SSE accelerated x86 assembler, so it runs really fast! You will, however, need to port your nice Java program to assembler. I am also looking for people to help out with the GUI front-end to win-apt-get, which is based around a helpful paper clip character called 'Klecker'. When the user requires an update, they 'Klick' on 'Klecker', and he helpfully tells the user to "Fuck off and read the manual you filthy Windoze luser", or to "Take a fucking number and wait for win-apt-get stable to be released in 2017".

    5. Re:If only they had apt-get by subreality · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hah, you BSD people are so behind the times.

      subreality@underminer:~$ apt-get cure-world-hunger

      Your ports tree can't do that. No wonder BSD is dying.

      :-)

    6. Re:If only they had apt-get by drwtsn32 · · Score: 1

      apt-get blowing up my unstable Debian

      I think "unstable" is the key word there. I would run testing instead of unstable. It's almost the same thing as unstable, but there's a buffer period before packages added to unstable are added to testing.

    7. Re:If only they had apt-get by rocket97 · · Score: 0

      That's very Marcia Brady of you....

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    8. Re:If only they had apt-get by GroovBird · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should know better than to make fun of Joel 'Espy' Klecker, to whom the Debian 2.2 release is dedicated.

      Just a thought.

      Dave

    9. Re:If only they had apt-get by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      No wonder. It's forward slash, not back slash. :0

    10. Re:If only they had apt-get by foobario · · Score: 1

      I think you mispelled 'Perl'.

    11. Re:If only they had apt-get by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 2, Funny

      # pkg_add -r world-peace

      Works like a charm here.

    12. Re:If only they had apt-get by tres · · Score: 4, Funny
      Yeah, but try this with apt-get

      • /home/tres:$ sudo pkg_delete osama_bin_laden-1.2

        pkg_delete: couldn`t entirely delete package (perhaps the packing list is incorrectly specified?)

      oops...
      well then, we have:
      • /home/tres:$ sudo pkg_delete saddam_hussein-1.4_4

        pkg_delete: couldn`t entirely delete package (perhaps the packing list is incorrectly specified?)

      hmm... well we couldn't get those done right, but we can fix some other things:

      • /home/tres:$ cd /usr/ports/us/liberty

        /usr/ports/us/liberty: $ make install clean

        ...

        can't find dependency: bill_of_rights.so

      I know it was there just a little while ago. grr...

      Ha! I know how to fix it!

      • /home/tres:$ sudo portupgrade president-43_b
      Oh yeah! Try that with apt-get :-)

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    13. Re:If only they had apt-get by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's just so fucking easy to roll back apg-get and apt-update operations... we all should have switched ages ago!

  5. Link has a typo. by nlinecomputers · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not sure but I think this is the link. Does not mention that it is pulled though.

    http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=k b; en-us;818043

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    1. Re:Link has a typo. by mattrix2k · · Score: 2, Informative

      Clickable (link to MSKB article)

  6. That's the problem with automatic patching by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If XP is allowed to go find its master and patch itself, any problem with a patch will spread widely to the people least able to deal with it.

    At least this patch made it perfectly obvious that it had a bug.

    1. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by DShor · · Score: 5, Informative

      To the best of my knowledge, the auto-patch would not download this as it was a "security improvement" not an "urgent repair". The only people who would get affected by this are the ones who manually downloaded it themselves.

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    2. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      But given the small number of incidents like this, the automatic patching scheme probably obtains much better results than relying on manual update...

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    3. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by Helmut+Kool · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Security improvement"? I guess it improves security dramatically if it kills the network access. Thanks, Microsoft!

    4. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by nerdsv650 · · Score: 1
      >At least this patch made it perfectly obvious that it had a bug.


      How is that? Oh, the Microsoft logo at the top, gotcha...


      -michael

    5. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by ForNext · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here is a novel idea......make a better product so there is less need for the constant patching for "security improvement" and "urgent repair". When was the last patch to give the user more bang for there buck....instead of ~ohh~ let me go back and fix what I should have given you to start with.

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    6. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by curtisk · · Score: 1
      I hear their next patch improves on this already impressive security, it shorts your power supply causing the PC to turn off, you can't get much more secure than that!

      Don't they test this stuff?

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    7. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am awaiting your better product. When will it be out? What will the costs be?

      How did you get many millions of lines of code with no bugs?

      Will there be a press release?

    8. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hear their next patch improves on this already impressive security, it shorts your power supply causing the PC to turn off, you can't get much more secure than that!

      Sure you can! Don't you know that 90% of all security vulnerabilities lie between the chair and the keyboard? The Third Generation Security Patch eliminates this vulnerability by shorting the powersupply to the keyboard before it destroys the computer.

      -

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    9. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by vladkrupin · · Score: 1

      To the best of my knowledge, the auto-patch would not download this as it was a "security improvement" not an "urgent repair". The only people who would get affected by this are the ones who manually downloaded it themselves.

      So, they got lucky this time. I don't see any good reasons why an "urgent repair" can't contain a similar bug. On the contrary the word "urgent" usually seems to imply that the fix was done in an urgent manner, and probably did not receive quite as much testing as some other non-urgent (e.g. a security improvement) fixes.

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    10. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by angst_ridden_hipster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Easy to say.

      Not easy to do.

      Think about it. QA on Linux has the advantage that the first "users" of any new module/driver/system are actually developers and other savvy users. Many bugs get worked out relatively early -- certainly before they get rolled into a stable distribution.

      The Windows OS has to support a nearly infinite variety of hardware, and. It doesn't have the same first-tier of support. Sure, it has beta testers, but, by and large, they aren't developers. They certainly can't tweak the source.

      But even then, security is not easy. Think about Open BSD. This OS's community prides itself on its approach security, and they do a very good job. But occasionally, things sneak by (i.e., the SSH remote exploit of a year ago).

      So it's nice idea to just do things right the first time. But you can't just make the decision "hey, from now on we're gonna do things right" and have the problem miraculously solved...

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    11. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by afidel · · Score: 1

      Ever read the errata for RH or any other Linux distro that has been out for over a year? Yeah it's about as long as the list of updates for XP. All modern OS's have these types of issues, especially since the OS covers a heck of a lot more than just the kernel these days. Basically software sucks, hardware sucks, if you don't like it get out of computer work =)

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    12. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by Yuan-Lung · · Score: 1

      Personally, I don't mind the many patches. I actually welcom them, because no useful software (this excludes "HelloWorld" and its variations) is without bugs or minor design flaws here and there.
      The important thing is, however, when you do release a patch for yoru software, fscking test it!. I mean, would it kill you just to install the patch on a few test machine with various settings to see if it actually works without breaking things?

    13. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by karlm · · Score: 1
      I think you're right, except for the hardware argument... All of your major Free OSes support a much larger variety of hardware than WinXP. NT 3.51 was multi-platform, but I don't think XP will boot on a 386. Will it boot on a Pentium Pro even? XP definately won't boot on my SGI or Sun Machines, nor support any of my SBus expansion cards.

      On the other hand, there are a lot more third-party drivers in windows, and most if not all of them run in ring 0. Buggy third-party video drivers at least in the past supposedly caused most of MS's reputation for poor stability Many XFree86 drivers run substancially in user space, as I understand it. I had X lock up once, and I was able to borrow my apartment mate's machine to ssh into the box and cleanly restart. This probably would have been a BSOD in MS Windows.

      The people "beta-testing" Free software tend to do much wierder stuff to their machines than the people beta-testing MS Windows and this helps you to find strange interaction problems.

      You also forget that the free OSes need to be more modular because the development model requires a huge amount of coarse-grained parallelism over communications channels that probably have substancially higher latency than inter-Microsoft communications. Modularity is also just part of the UNIX culture and some parts of the OSS culture. A lack of modularity certainly doesn't help prevent unforseen interactions. I think the lack of modularity causes MS more problems than people realize.

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    14. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by CoolQ · · Score: 2, Funny

      > "Security improvement"? I guess it improves security dramatically if it kills the network access. Thanks, Microsoft!

      How much do you want to bet that it still allows inbound SMB and Windows Messenger? :)

      --Quentin

    15. Re:That's the problem with automatic patching by LloydSeve · · Score: 1

      In all technical terms, the only way to be 100% secure is to kill all network access..
      See, Microsoft's patch worked.. just WAY to well for what you guys wanted :)

  7. Why is this news? by 1g$man · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Has a Linux, or FreeBSD patch ever been pulled because it was broken? *yawn*

    I'd say it was a slow news day, but it ain't even daytime yet.

    1. Re:Why is this news? by arivanov · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes. Look at the "do not use" and missing kernel numbers on www.kernel.org and "Heads UP" announcements on bsd-current.

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    2. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come to think of it - even us Linux folks aren't in much better shape - have you seen the number of RedHat 'errata' messages in the last month or so - more than Microsoft.

      Give me VM/CMS!

    3. Re:Why is this news? by mblase · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The second-to-last Mac OS X update had a glitch where, on many portables, it would reset the system clock to the epoch on restart. The update after that corrected the problem, of course.

      This is somewhat minor compared to losing network access, but only somewhat. This sort of thing happens often when OS updates move from the lab to the real world, and the fact that Microsoft responded the way it did should be considered a virtue rather than a vice.

    4. Re:Why is this news? by theCoder · · Score: 5, Informative

      True enough, but then again, I heard this story on NPR on my way to work today, so it's only natural that /. would carry something about it.

      But you're right, this does remind me of the kernel-that-never-should-have-been. I don't remember the version number (it was in the 2.4 series), but it was the one that corrupted your drives when you unmounted them. Of course, IIRC, that kernel wasn't pulled, the next version was just released very quickly. You can still get that kernel version if you really want to corrupt your data :)

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    5. Re:Why is this news? by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because it's a screwup by the richest folks in the world. They keep telling us they have such a monopoly because the educated consumer market freely choose their products as 'better' than alternatives. We keep insisting they keep their cash cow monopoly because their products are automatically bundled in with each and every Intel PC sold, whether the customer wants it or not, and that just gets the foot in the door so they can lead the gullible by the nose down the primrose path to the rest of their crappy, insecure offerings.

      Anyway, hopefully this is yet another incident that tips a few more to 'switch'.

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    6. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it would reset the system clock to the epoch on restart. The update after that corrected the problem, of course....

      You mean you couldn't reset the system clock back to normal and you had to wait for a patch to do it?!? Wow, Mac sure does make life easier for the idiot user. ;)

    7. Re:Why is this news? by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good thing we have the chance to pay for a professional OS and for professional regression testing. Thanks, Microsoft, for saving us from shoddy, untested software.

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    8. Re:Why is this news? by blixel · · Score: 1

      Why is this news?

      You must be new here.

    9. Re:Why is this news? by mashx · · Score: 1
      Well basically, as all PC-advocates love to say, Apple is only 3% of the market, whereas Microsoft 0wn3s the majority of the market, and have a bigger responsibility. It's not different, but could affect a much larger proportion of the computer using population.

      Resetting the clock IS a little different from losing network access to me. I could just reset the clock on my TiBook, I'm not sure I would have been able to reconnect my XP box without uninstalling the patch, and I wouldn't have necessarily have blamed the patch initially: I would more likely just put it down to Windows as a whole... ;o)

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    10. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the clock could be reset. It would only revert to the epoch after restart and the bug is quite old (pre-Jaguar).

      It wasn't even a problem at all if you had your clock automatically update through servers, which most people do. Besides, Mac OS X never needs to be restarted so does anyone care?

    11. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they have, and you are nothing more than a jaded, pompous, absolute retard. Please go back to your parent's house an continue to wank to pictures of natalie portman.

      Asshole.

    12. Re:Why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Released kernel versions and shrinkwrapped OS boxes are NOT comparable. A fair comparison for updateablility would be Debian vs. XP or Suse vs. OS X. But NOT NOT NOT kernel version 2.4.17 vs XP.

    13. Re:Why is this news? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      You can still get that kernel version if you really want to corrupt your data :)

      With close source software that version would probably be completely unavailable. Yet another great benefit of open source! :D

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    14. Re:Why is this news? by Rosyna · · Score: 1

      Not that easy sugar. Unless your mac is set to sync with a time server (mine is) and off date can mess with a lot of services. Especially things like cron jobs that backup, erase, and restore the HD (hey, it could happen)

    15. Re:Why is this news? by afidel · · Score: 1

      On a portable which were the effected system types you are probably restarting daily or even multiple times per day. Also portable users are the least likely to use NTP to update their clock. Basically it was a HUGE deal for those people effected, nearly as bad as this XP update. Besides if you have system restore turned on it's easy enough to back out a patch even without an uninstall, just restore the the restore point that was made when the patch started install.

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    16. Re:Why is this news? by dnaSpyDir · · Score: 1

      man that was harsh.... what d'ya have against natalie?...

    17. Re:Why is this news? by aug24 · · Score: 1
      But, but, I thought you got what you paid for?

      Surely the fact that you have to pay for this crap should mean that you get a decent service? Or do you agree with EULAs that say 'we do whatever we like and don't give a shit'? Linux/*BSD are a rather different kettle of fish.

      J.

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  8. Hmmm....I wonder why... by Howard+Beale · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Most systems didn't crash; they simply lost network connectivity," said Michael Surkan, a Microsoft program manager for its networking communications group. "There were hundreds of thousands of people who downloaded this, and we know of only a handful of people who had the problem."

    Maybe because they couldn't get online to report the problem???

    1. Re:Hmmm....I wonder why... by DShor · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hey, it was the ultimate security patch!

      If you can't get out, then neither can anyone else, therefore, your network is secure :)

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    2. Re:Hmmm....I wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It must be a "product feature" in that microsoft will shut down your network for you without having to do anything. A server got hit with this at my university and it was fun to be had by all conisdering that end of quarter assignments are due soon.

    3. Re:Hmmm....I wonder why... by MacroRex · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, the average user whose network was killed by windows update automatically installing the patch will not worry about it immediately. For them "the net is down", so what, happens all the time.

      I pity the geeks who get hassled by this after the users figure that the net won't come up anymore, like it usually does.

      I doubly pity the geeks who don't find about this in the news and don't realize it's just MS screwing with them.

    4. Re:Hmmm....I wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubly pity the geeks who don't find about this in the news and don't realize it's just MS screwing with them.

      How are they supposed to find out about the news, 'The Internet is down!'

    5. Re:Hmmm....I wonder why... by johndiii · · Score: 4, Interesting

      According to the article, "Because the software update was considered a security improvement and not an urgent repair, it was available only to customers who specifically visited the Windows Update site Friday. Other repairing patches can be delivered automatically to consumers." This one was not automatically installed.

      Which is not to say that automatic update is not a potential source of major problems. QA needs to be really good for something like this, which it clearly was not.

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    6. Re:Hmmm....I wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just name this microsoft firewall....

    7. Re:Hmmm....I wonder why... by mbogosian · · Score: 1

      QA needs to be really good for something like this, which it clearly was not.

      You Free Software zealots need to wake up and smell the coffee. OpenSource suffers because it doesn't have the money behind it to properly pay a QA team. OpenSource will never be able to provide the quality and reliability that comes with a commercial product. You get what you pay for!

      Oh, wait....

    8. Re:Hmmm....I wonder why... by Yottabyte84 · · Score: 1

      I do tech support, just tried to help some poor user. Her network connection is fucked up. Her system seems to be unable to oper TCP sockets (telnet yahoo.com 80 yeilded some error about how WSAStartup cannot function). Hated telling her that her computer was hosed, and she'd have to take it up with the OEM.

  9. Old news by rjch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, it's something we've all heard before. I'm a recent entrant to the world of tech support, and the company I work for (much like many other large companies) refuse to touch a new Microsoft OS until it's been through at *least* one, preferably two service packs. Likewise, updates that Microsoft class as "critical" are not to be installed for at least a fortnight, unless they are for serious security holes with known exploits. Whilst I think this is probably a rather conservative approach, it sure as hell is better than having the network crash down around you. I believe this company was bitten badly by such a problem with a patch a couple of years ago, hence their policy on updates.

    1. Re:Old news by Matrix272 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hey, at least when the network crashes down around you, it's still YOUR network. If you neglect to install a critical update when it's new, it might be someone ELSE'S network by the time you get around to looking at it.

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    2. Re:Old news by miu · · Score: 1
      Likewise, updates that Microsoft class as "critical" are not to be installed for at least a fortnight...

      But can your company go without the newest update to Microsoft Barn Raiser for that long?

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    3. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not just the approch to MS software, but all software, the company I work for runs, MS NT/2k/2k3/XP, HP-UX, Lotus Domino, AIX, Lunix and OS/390 to name but a few and we wouldn't dream of updating ANY OS without first having proven the update in a Model Office / Pre Production environment, then having gone through UAT (user acceptance testing). This is how you maintain stability in proper business.

    4. Re:Old news by hswerdfe · · Score: 1

      a fortnight you say...?

      other wise known as 2 weeks, or 14 days. ...

      to us people living in the 21st century

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    5. Re:Old news by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1, Funny
      Is it dark in the future, what with your head up your arse?

      "Fortnight" is a perfectly common term.

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    6. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > (Score:-1, Flamebait)

      Moderators on crack, AGAIN.

      Why even bother with a moderation system when you get results like this?

    7. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Fortnight" is a perfectly common term

      Actually, I don't know where you're from, but no one uses that term in North America and I'm quite sure that very few know how long that is.

      Don't be so arrogant.

    8. Re:Old news by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Except that it wasn't listed as a "Critical Update." Next.

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    9. Re:Old news by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      It was humour. I'm from the UK. We live in the 21st Century too, and whatnot.

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    10. Re:Old news by Blue+Stone · · Score: 3, Funny
      "I don't know where you're from, but no one uses that term in North America"

      and

      "Don't be so arrogant."

      Let me introduce you to the concept of irony.

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    11. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, so that you can complain, of course! We don't want you running around all postal now, do we?

    12. Re:Old news by jargoone · · Score: 1

      Let me introduce you to the concept of irony.

      Do you mean the North American meaning of irony, or the mamby-pamby European meaning?

    13. Re:Old news by toomz · · Score: 1

      Shh... Don't tell everyone! If MS doesn't do QA, and companies all wait for bugs to rear their nasty heads then the only people we have left to discover them are rednecks who can't describe their problem to tech support in any more detail than 'My computer is broken.'

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    14. Re:Old news by hswerdfe · · Score: 1

      not only that, but it smells bad to!

      BTW
      sorry it took so long to respond.

      My computer is all the way ocross the other side of the Building and I have snails disease so my top speed is about 2.5 Furlongs per fortnight, but that is tiring and I can only keep it up for about a fardel of the distance.

      cheers

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    15. Re:Old news by rjch · · Score: 1
      If MS doesn't do QA, and companies all wait for bugs to rear their nasty heads then the only people we have left to discover them are rednecks who can't describe their problem to tech support in any more detail than 'My computer is broken.'
      Why does this strike me as a more than appropriate punishment for people who don't QA software properly? :)

      <flamebait type="tounge in cheek">We don't call them "rednecks" here, we call them "Queenslanders", but the principle still applies</flamebait>
  10. Not News by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In real life, people don't trust MS patches until they've tested them on their own systems with their own application mixes.

    Until MS raises their quality assurance and testing to a higher level than it is now, knowledgeable system admins, responsible for managing lots of Windows systems in their environments, will continue not to trust Windows Update.

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    1. Re:Not News by mobiGeek · · Score: 2, Funny
      In real life, people don't trust MS patches until they've tested them on their own systems with their own application mixes.
      • Since when does a properly managed IT infrastructure qualify as "real life"?
      ...knowledgeable system admins, responsible for managing lots of Windows systems...
      • Since when does a knowledgeable system admin manage an MS-Windows system?
      • Since when does a system admin manage lots of MS-Windows systems (unless you define the terms lots or manage very differently than do I...)
      :-)
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    2. Re:Not News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In real life, you would be stupid to trust any patches until you have tested them on your own system.
      Even if it were possible for Microsoft to test every possible hardware and software configuration, it would take so long that patches would never be released.
      Everyone would then complain that it takes forever for Microsoft to release patches.

    3. Re:Not News by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Since when does a properly managed IT infrastructure qualify as "real life"?

      Most places with competent management and senior IT staff have a properly managed IT infrastructure.

      Since when does a knowledgeable system admin manage an MS-Windows system?

      Don't be a bigot. There are competent windows admins. It's just that there are a lot of MCSE kiddies too.

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    4. Re:Not News by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Since when does a knowledgeable system admin manage an MS-Windows system?

      Since they started paying me to do so.

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    5. Re:Not News by stinkwinkerton · · Score: 1

      I would say that this applies to any patch to any OS (or application for that matter.) Any good SA would test before deploying to a production environment.

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    6. Re:Not News by |Cozmo| · · Score: 1

      You have got to be kidding me. Several hundred thousand people download and install an update and a small handful have problems and somehow QA is inadequate? It says in the article it caused compatibility problems with 3rd party security/firewall software. Is MS supposed to test every single piece of 3rd party software out there before releasing any network-related updates? Even MS doesn't have the resources to test every single PC and software configuration in existence. I don't know the specific details of this particular problem or whether QA is really to blame but problems are always going to slip through. Every other product is the same way. I do agree that this is not news however. This isn't the first patch to be pulled from Windows Update.

  11. More Slashdot Sensationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update

    What do you think is more likely: "only" 600,000 people trust Windows Update or everyone else just hasn't patched for checked for patches yet? I personally don't use the little auto-notification thingie, I just check every once in a while.

    Also, how is this different from any automated Linux update method? Software has bugs. Patches may have bugs. Regardless of vendor, patches are not perfect and may induce problems.

    Agree or disagree with me, when you think about it without bias it's true.

    1. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by Matrix272 · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how much anti-Microsoft bias there is on /.... actually, it isn't amazing. It's to be expected. The sad part is that if (insert your favorite distro here) released a bug-fix that also caused some other problem, it would be dismissed pretty quickly, but as soon as Microsoft does it, it's a crime against humanity. I'm not a Microsoft fan, but I think the bias is a bit out of proportion. At least they TRY to fix the bugs now... back in Win95's day, they didn't even bother.

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    2. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      The linux releases are peer-reviewed, etc. etc. , whereas with MS it's just one company. I'd put more faith in a patch where many people have seen the source code changes. Who knows what goes on in MS's patch department.

    3. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by knick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of them are peer-reviewed AFTER the fact, because the whole Linux community is hell-bent on releasing their patches in 4 hours, just to show how much better they are then MS. If mistakes are made, they are usually found after the release.

    4. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by PetiePooo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the reason most people here are bitter is the way MS is micro-controlling their patch distribution.

      If (insert your favorite distro here) releases a bug fix, its generally well documented, you get the source if you really care, and you can know exactly whats going into your system.

      If MS releases a bug fix, the only way to retrieve it is through Windows Update, you don't know what else they slipped in, you often must have all the other service packs/hotfixes installed first, and (this is the really irritating part) it may change your EULA if you choose to install it. If you don't accept the new EULA, you don't get the exploit-fixing critical update you must have to keep your server clean.

      I like and use both MS products and Linux, but severly dislike MS's tendency to grab as much control as they can get away with. They grab until there's a user backlash and either ignore it or back off just enough so it looks to the press like they're the good guys for making a concession.

    5. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by garcia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      how about those of us that are notified by Windows Update automatically but were not notified of this pack yet?

      I had no icon letting me know they were ready.

    6. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Also, how is this different from any automated Linux update method? Software has bugs. Patches may have bugs. Regardless of vendor, patches are not perfect and may induce problems. Agree or disagree with me, when you think about it without bias it's true.


      I'll agree with you on the bias issue. Slashdot for all I can remember (which is a couple of years) was not pro-microsoft. I'm not speaking for anyone, just stating a fact.

      But there is a difference between Microsoft and where with Windows Update, you have paid for the update service, and you should expect at least a minimum of Q&A done to a patch. With Linux, well... I can remember some packages I installed in which they gave you a very explicit warranty : This might screw you up, we're not responsible if it does.

      I've always installed packages on Linux with this in mind. This might not be the best mentality if we really want Linux on the desktop, but at least, I know what I'm getting myself into.

      MS Update makes it seem like everything was double-checked for you, and all is well and good to install... MS even goes so far as to recommend URGENT patches, which may or may not leave you worst off... And this you (should have) paid for. So yes, there is a difference, bias or not, since I paid money for my MS release, whereas my RedHat is downloaded and free... So yes, I should expect working patches from MS, and not expect RedHat to give me the time of day if they dont feel like it.

      'nuff said.

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    7. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by crawling_chaos · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Software has bugs. Patches may have bugs. Regardless of vendor, patches are not perfect and may induce problems.

      You're correct, but one of the reasons Microsoft has given in the past for being slower on security updates than the Open Source community is that they have a much more rigorous regression testing procedure that must be run before release. The idea is to make sure that something like this never happens. It is one of the ostensible reasons that you pay so much more for Windows. If the extensive test procedure is no better than Red Hat's or SUSE's, then that proposition kind of goes up in smoke.

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    8. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by lpret · · Score: 4, Insightful
      But there is a difference between Microsoft and where with Windows Update, you have paid for the update service, and you should expect at least a minimum of Q&A done to a patch.

      I assume your speaking of paying for Windows XP when you say that you've paid for the update service, or else someone really ripped you off. If that is indeed what you are referring to, then I have an issue with Mandrake, Red Hat, and SuSe because I did pay for them (support the cause and all) and although you say "I can remember some packages I installed in which they gave you a very explicit warranty : This might screw you up, we're not responsible if it does. " -- this is exactly what Windows Update says in it's EULA.

      So, I would say that Microsoft does a better job in this aspect. Also, you're going to knock Microsoft because they are pro-actively getting people security updates? Wow, this seems to me like a better way, because we all know that many exploits have actually been patched, it's the sysadmins who don't patch their systems that get hacked.

      I know we're supposed to be Anti-MS here and all, and I generally am, but please, don't throw out logic and reasoning when attacking the giant.

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    9. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by nachoboy · · Score: 1

      If MS releases a bug fix, the only way to retrieve it is through Windows Update

      The "Windows Update-only" patches are few and far between. Granted, WU is the most convenient way to patch but 95% of all patches are available from links in the Q-article. Usually the ones restricted to WU are the ones where licensing agreements prohibit public download, as in the case of the Java VM included in Windows.

      you don't know what else they slipped in,

      The Q-article associated with the patch always provides a patch manifest which details exactly which files are being replaced and with what version.

      you often must have all the other service packs/hotfixes installed first

      Service Packs have never had any prerequisites other than the OS itself. Generally the only prerequisite for a patch is one of the latest *two* service packs.

      and (this is the really irritating part) it may change your EULA if you choose to install it. If you don't accept the new EULA, you don't get the exploit-fixing critical update you must have to keep your server clean.

      EULA's have never changed in patches. The only time your core OS EULA changed was with the introduction of Win2000 SP3 and WinXP SP1, and even then the language was only so that the "Automatic Updates" feature could function properly. Did you know it's possible to not only turn this feature off if you so desire, but you may also elect to never install it in the first place? Just add

      AutoUpdate=Off

      to the [Components] section of your unattend.txt/winnt.sif file.

    10. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's why they release bugridden software, so they can release a new EULA for windows when they feel like it. The software update actualy an EULA update progam

      the updated software is just a little bonus you receive when you update you're EULA

    11. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      I think the reason most people here are bitter is the way MS is micro-controlling their patch distribution.

      Ummm... no.

      I *choose* to not use their products, not because of their crappy way of handeling updates/patches, but because even when they do get around to issuing something, the software itself is still buggy and crash prone. I don't want to shell out $300 for that kinda software. If it costs that damn much, it'd better not crash...

      I'll take free and rub on my little bit of elbow-grease, thank you.

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    12. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by Cedric+C.+Girouard · · Score: 1
      So, I would say that Microsoft does a better job in this aspect. Also, you're going to knock Microsoft because they are pro-actively getting people security updates? Wow, this seems to me like a better way, because we all know that many exploits have actually been patched, it's the sysadmins who don't patch their systems that get hacked.


      I'm not knocking them off because they're being pro-active. I'm knocking them off because they release patches without proper testing.

      And for the records, I'm not pro-MS or pro-Linux or pro-Anything. I'm pro-Uptime,revenue,stable job.

      Also, you're right in the fact that their EULA disclaim whatever responsability they have. I'm just from the old mentality that if I pay for something that should work a certain way, the provider has an obligation to make it behave the way it is stated.
      And yes, I paid for my Windows XP (not by choice.) and no, I'm not paying for RH update. So this is why I claim I have a right to bitch against MS, and none to bitch against RH, since I never paid RH for the update. But I did pay MS for the update, so I believe that part of the money I gave them should go to Q&A instead of Bill's new yacht or something.

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    13. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by PetiePooo · · Score: 1

      Ok, let me rephrase that.

      I think the reason for the bitterness in this thread is the way MS is micro-controlling their patch distribution.

    14. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by Xaphiosis · · Score: 1

      "Also, how is this different from any automated Linux update method? Software has bugs. Patches may have bugs. Regardless of vendor, patches are not perfect and may induce problems."

      Perhaps, but debian has versions for unstable, testing, and stable.
      Windows seems to be a permanent unstable distribution. Ho hum.

      X.

    15. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by bogie · · Score: 1

      "Also, how is this different from any automated Linux update method? Software has bugs. Patches may have bugs. Regardless of vendor, patches are not perfect and may induce problems."

      How is this different? How about the fact that this happens/happened constantly with MS patches and rarely with opensource patches. MS patches have historically needed more patches because they didn't fix the problems the first time, and they also break things more than they should

      That's not to say there has never been a bad patch in the opensoure world, it just that MS is known for their inability to put out good quality patches.

      You'd think with all those PC's running Windows in Remond that they'd catch stuff like this before they released it to the public.

      "Agree or disagree with me, when you think about it without bias it's true."

      No bias, MS sucks at patching. Especially when you consider they not only ship fewer apps(on the order of hundreds less compared to a linux distro) with Windows, but they also have 40 billion in cash lying around.

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    16. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by PetiePooo · · Score: 1

      It looks like FUD works both ways now, doesn't it.

      And as far as the EULA goes, can you install either of those SPs without accepting the EULA even if you agree not to use AutoUpdate? I think not. And there are security fixes in those SPs that are not available separately. You want the fixes, you accept the new EULA. Regardless of the contents, its wrong to make a product's security dependent on a change in the licensing. If anything, they should have put the AutoUpdate in a separate optional package instead of rolling it into a service pack.

      Mod parent down for being pro-Microsoft. This is an anti-Microsoft site. If you don't like it, post elsewhere!

    17. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I'm not knocking them off because they're being pro-active. I'm knocking them off because they release patches without proper testing.

      A lot of people have said this in the thread. But where does "proper testing" end, and "took too long to get the patch out" begin? Furthermore, this patch caused a conflict with 3rd party software, not something of Microsofts. Do you expect them to test every app that runs on Windows when they release a patch? Criticize all you want, but I haven't seen one person with a constructive answer about how Microsoft could have prevented this without the vague "more testing". If you ever took an SE course, you know that testing is an infinite process. Let me repeat: There is no "end" to testing.

      Wacky conflicts and bugs happen. You can't test for every situation. It happens in every OS, every day. Why is this any different?

    18. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by Politburo · · Score: 1

      The idea is to make sure that something like this never happens.

      No one is that naieve. The idea is to minimize the occurance of things like this. Trying to make them never happen is like a War on Terror.

    19. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      And as an addendum to this, on the corporate side of things, you DO have windowsupdate.microsoft.com firewalled off, and distribute patches automatically after testing via SMS/Intellimirror/SUS/ZenWorks/your other choice of software distribution, yes?

      You don't cold call customers to sell product, you don't submit advertising proofs to the media, you don't balance the payables and the recievables, and your salespeople, marketing guys, accountants, and everybody don't patch/upgrade company machines.

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    20. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      "...don't throw out logic and reasoning when attacking the giant."

      Agreed. In that vein,

      "pro-actively getting people security updates"

      is not the logical equivalent of involuntary or forced, and

      "....This might screw you up, we're not responsible if it does. --this is exactly what Windows Update says in it's EULA"

      are not equivalent. The former is a warning specific to certain packages Mandrake, Red Hat, etc. felt were of questionable stability, the latter Microsoft EULA is legal boilerplate on everything they release to avoid any responsibility for damages incurred.

    21. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I know we're supposed to be Anti-MS here and all, and I generally am, but please, don't throw out logic and reasoning when attacking the giant.

      ...or you'll be no better than them!

      Just had to say it.

    22. Re:More Slashdot Sensationalism by freakinPsycho · · Score: 1

      QA is done, but the article mentioned it being a possible bug in relation to some Symantec software.

      The QA pass consists of several checks, but all on the OS and Microsoft products, things they have control of.

      QA isn't going to install 80 or 100 different types of software out there and do regression testing on them. I'm of the opinion that if the bug only crops up with users who have a particular piece of software installed, then it's the software and not the patch that's to blame.

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  12. Palladium Pre-Testing by heretic108 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Part of the pro-Palladium spin is that it will stop people infecting M$ machines with worms.

    But that would leave a major gap which, according to this story, has been admirably filled.

    Trusted computing - only trust the worms written and distributed by MS itself.

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    1. Re:Palladium Pre-Testing by DShor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In fact, there was an exploit in a previous version of MDAC (Microsoft Data Access Components) that was later patched, but someone could exploit patched users by pushing the unpatched MDAC from their web sites. If anyone had selected to always trust Microsoft for downloads, it would be downloaded and installed without ever notifying the user.

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    2. Re:Palladium Pre-Testing by xYoni69x · · Score: 1

      That's why you're supposed to never check the "always trust" checkbox. Ever.
      It's not like you do it that often anyway... So the confirmation message box isn't so annoying.

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    3. Re:Palladium Pre-Testing by OpCode42 · · Score: 1

      Then why is it there?

    4. Re:Palladium Pre-Testing by xYoni69x · · Score: 1

      Seemed like a good idea at the time? :P

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  13. Automatic Updates by xYoni69x · · Score: 1

    Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?

    Don't forget the Automatic Updates (wuauserv) service. Many XP users use Windows Update regularly and don't even know it.

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    1. Re:Automatic Updates by clonebarkins · · Score: 4, Funny
      This is at least the 2nd or 3rd time that I've read a story on /. about a Windows XP/2000 patch that was no good.

      Only 2nd or 3rd? Don't visit /. much, do ya?

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    2. Re:Automatic Updates by nachoboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the biggest problem is how the Windows Automatic Update feature is turned on by default on everyone's machines.

      Note that the Automatic Updates feature has three possible configurations.

      1) Notify before downloading, notify before installing. This is the most conservative as user intervention is required twice along the way.

      2) Download updates automatically, notify before installing. This is probably the best of the three options as it will trickle all updates down to your computer using unused bandwidth and then prompt you to install when everything is there. User still has FULL control over which patches get installed. This, by the way, is the default setting for Windows 2000 and Windows XP.

      3) Download updates automatically, install them automatically on a preset schedule. For complete hands-off system administration, let Microsoft have full control over your machine. Not recommended but available anyway.

      Of course it can be turned off completely or never installed in case you never want to deal with automatic patching.

    3. Re:Automatic Updates by hetairoi · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's truely 'on by default'. A msg box comes up the first time it tries to update asking you what you want to do: auto-update, reminder for manual update or off.

      That's not 'on by default', but likely many people, including lazy admins, set it to auto at that point.

      Since you pointed out how to turn off auto-update, I'll add a link to the updates

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    4. Re:Automatic Updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also to note, it's just auto-download. You still have to click install updates. This patch was not included in the critical updates so the autoupdater would'nt have downloaded it anyways...

    5. Re:Automatic Updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, minus the dupes...

  14. In Tomorrow's News by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny

    A new worm has begun infecting XP systems that didn't install the latest patch. "It's their own fault, they should have kept up to date" said BG.

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    1. Re:In Tomorrow's News by shannara256 · · Score: 1
      A new worm has begun infecting XP systems that didn't install the latest patch. "It's their own fault, they should have kept up to date" said BG.

      Said one user, "I was a little annoyed when I found out I couldn't access the network, so I played Freecell instead. Now, since I'm offline, I didn't get attacked by that nasty worm! Thanks Microsoft!"

  15. Re:Microsoft Security by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 4, Informative
    RTFA. I mean it is not entirely your fault, the idiotic "reporting" of "news" from michael leaves a lot to be desired, but in the article, as well as in the three line summary to which you reply, there is a mention of some people only losing network connectivity after installing the patch. Actually READING the article (a novel idea, but bear with me) renders the following:

    ""There were hundreds of thousands of people who downloaded this, and we know of only a handful of people who had the problem."

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  16. and then... by mschoolbus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yahoo! reports that Microsoft have pulled a Windows XP update from the Windows Update servers after it killed network access for some users of the claimed 600,000 who installed it.

    Furthermore, they realized how often all their OSes go down and decided to just give up.

    If only was there a god to help us...

    1. Re:and then... by Jack+Comics · · Score: 1

      Maybe Windows doesn't make a good operating system, but would it make a good spouse? I mean, my s/o refuses to go down, but Windows will do so happily and often. Maybe Windows is worth the $300 pricetag after all... $30,000 (after rings and cost of wedding ceremony) for a woman that won't go down, or $300 for an operating system that will... hrm...

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    2. Re:and then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you trying to tell us you get the same satisfaction from either one going down?

  17. THINK, man, THINK by bricriu · · Score: 1

    "Most systems didn't crash; they simply lost network connectivity," said Michael Surkan, a Microsoft program manager for its networking communications group. "There were hundreds of thousands of people who downloaded this, and we know of only a handful of people who had the problem."

    Do you think that might be because, without the 'net, most couldn't contact you to complain? If they install an update and "the durn computer broke the Interweb!" do you think they're going to be able to debug and fix the problem in order to alert you?

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    1. Re:THINK, man, THINK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed.

      "Most systems didn't crash; they simply lost network connectivity."

      Does it say *ANYWHERE* in there that they lost internet access? No, it doesn't.

      Why don't YOU think before you start tearing apart other people's posts. Just because someone lost Network connectivity does not necessarily mean they lost internet access.

    2. Re:THINK, man, THINK by johndiii · · Score: 1

      From the article: "Microsoft said Internet connections failed immediately for an unspecified number of more than 600,000 computers using Windows XP who downloaded and installed the update. Consumers could reconnect only by removing the update, which promised to improve reliability for types of secure Internet connections commonly used by corporations."

      Of course, there is also the telephone.

      It's a bit of a no-brainer for me: install update, internet connection breaks. What to do, what to do? Hmmm, it's a long shot, but I think that I will try removing the update. Assuming that the update can be removed, which seems to be the case for this one.

      QA for something like this needs to be much better than we are clearly seeing from Microsoft.

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  18. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    any word on what they are doing for the 600,000 people who got their access fried?

    What 600,000 people had anything 'fried'?

    Article:
    "There were hundreds of thousands of people who downloaded this, and we know of only a handful of people who had the problem."

  19. Before you all complain about auto update... by 26199 · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article says that since this wasn't a critical patch, just an 'improvement', auto update doesn't install it.

    1. Re:Before you all complain about auto update... by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

      What the hell are you doing !! Get a hold of yourself man and stop trying to point out the facts in this story. Most posters so far have already managed to increase MS's few reported cases to 600,000 broken updates. Let them have their fun.

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    2. Re:Before you all complain about auto update... by golgotha007 · · Score: 1

      according to the this story on CNN, the patch was "originally aimed at improving the security of Internet connections."

      the only time security needs to be improved is when a security flaw or problem is found. and any problem dealing with the security of a internet connected computer should be considered urgent or critical.

    3. Re:Before you all complain about auto update... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the only time security needs to be improved is when a security flaw or problem is found...

      Wow! You're a fucking genius son!

      By the same premise, a boat only needs to be maintained and kept seaworthy when you find you're up to your ass in water.

      Sheesh!

    4. Re:Before you all complain about auto update... by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      "Most posters so far have already managed to increase MS's few reported cases to 600,000 broken updates."

      Well, maybe just Timesprout did....

    5. Re:Before you all complain about auto update... by LO0G · · Score: 1

      RTFA. The patch was to improve the compliance with several internet standards, and one of the things that was changed was to increase the key length from bits to 2048 bits. Which is improving the security of the connections. Without there being a security flaw or problem found. MS screwed up because they didn't test some 3rd party firewall that relied on MS being non compliant.

  20. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?)

    It means that only 600,000 users that also had Symantec Security software installed used Windows Update in the time between when the patch was released (Friday) and when it was pulled (today).

    RTFA. I don't expect that from posters, but I do from submitters.

    Microsoft officials said Tuesday the update -- which had been available as an option since Friday on its "Windows Update" Web site -- apparently was incompatible with popular security software from other companies, such as Symantec Corp.

    1. Re:No by 26199 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nearly... it was 600,000 downloads, not 600,000 broken internet connections. According to the article only 'a handful' of the 600,000 who downloaded the patch had problems.

    2. Re:No by El · · Score: 1

      B. Gates: Note to self: Bugs that break all network connectivity obviously aren't really a big problem, because hardly anybody sends email to report the problem!

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  21. Re:Microsoft Security by Patchw0rk+F0g · · Score: 1

    Well, if it's VPN and IPSec problems, they're probably on a network of some kind. Hopefully their IT guys were on the ball enough to have their own Windows Update disabled on their own machines!

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  22. Re:Microsoft Security by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sounds secure to me. If a 'doze box can't access the internet, nobody can hack it...

  23. Re:Microsoft Security by AndroidCat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If those people lost network access, how would Microsoft know? ;^)

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  24. Re:Microsoft Security by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

    The remainder were unable to connect to the net to complain

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  25. Personal Experience by aaaurgh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All I know is that, having decided to pull down some of the critical updates (not on auto, you understand) I can no longer get the properties window to appear for a directory in Explorer, except in safe mode. Kind of makes it difficult to administer security that does; oh and the performance went down a heap too. Even tried backing them all out too, but the system restore was disabled - too little disk space apparently, nice of it to tell me in time(!).

    Only four hours ago, I was on the phone to MS support. If the p.c. is started with only MS services enabled (there's only Norton or MS ones on this machine) via the msconfig utility, everything is fine. If I disable all the non-MS services in the services window though and do a normal restart, everything is broken again - duh!

    I'm going to try unloading/reloading all the Norton stuff again but don't hold out much hope. Oh well, looks like I'm up for another rebuild, the sixth in five months... and no, I won't be using the updates in future

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    1. Re:Personal Experience by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Try unloading the Norton ones then. My experience has been that Norton utilities for MS-DOS were superb, but everything since then sucked major ass.

      Anyway, the story even said that this problem only occurred on PCs with Symantec software (Symantec = Norton).

    2. Re:Personal Experience by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      That's what I'm going to do (I did say)! However, the whole update process is where my problem started - everything was running fine until I pulled the updates down, that's when it all stopped working properly and slowed down. You really can't say for sure that it's a Norton problem, especially if M$ go and move the goalposts afterwards.

      The weird part is that disabling the Norton ones in the Services window myself should (you would expect) be the same as using the msconfig tool and disabling them there - but the results were not the same.

      I agree that the DOS tools were great but the Windows ones are still useful, if only they'd move back from the bloody multimedia experience ("requires IE5") interface. God, you only have to move the mouse and it clicks, whistles or farts at you!

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    3. Re:Personal Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh well, looks like I'm up for another rebuild, the sixth in five months... and no, I won't be using the updates in future

      If this is truly the case, I would be more inclined to look toward your colossal incompetence than trying to blame XP. This isn't a troll, it's simply the truth.

    4. Re:Personal Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of makes it difficult to administer security that does

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      Is it St. Swithin's Day already?'

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    5. Re:Personal Experience by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      Normally I wouldn't bother answering Anonymous Cowards...

      nah, you're not worth it. Have the guts to register and log in then I'll provide you with a more complete response.

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    6. Re:Personal Experience by Metaldsa · · Score: 1

      Then answer me. You complain that XP has broken down 6 times in five months. Lay off the .exe files on Kazaa man! Some people haven't rebooted XP in 5 months and I have had only a few crashes when doing extreme operations (close down quake3 when I want to photoshop and edit movies).

      So what do you do?

    7. Re:Personal Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "popular security software from other companies, such as Symantec Corp."

      Read the article, multiple companies not just Symantec!

    8. Re:Personal Experience by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      Ok. Four rebuilds in the first ten days. One about a month after, still had some minor twitches but I could live with those... until now!

      BTW This is my dev. workstation on which I earn much of my living, I have a total of six games on the p.c. - the five non-internet ones from XP (minesweeper, etc. - I forgot to deselect them the last time) and a triangular minesweeper I wrote myself some years ago. I don't use Kazaa or anything similar, I put the absolute minimum I need on the box, all from kosher sources. New hardware all compat. at Christmas. XPProSP1

      IIS not working from new, couldn't get the MMC console to appear.
      Reload 1. Found the MyComputer icon wouldn't display the properties page, rundll32.exe would load then hang, kill the process, it would then load under my own user id and then work.
      2. Decided to install less of XP and add bits after checking functionality. At the end of the process IIS console again wouldn't appear.
      3. Did an install-everything-in-sight, too much crap, bells and whistles. Uninstalled the bells and whistles and IIS console went away yet again. Note that this is all happened before I put any third party products on the box.
      4. Used my notes to get a good mix of install options and did a stable build (or so I thought) in one hit - everything seemed okay.
      5. Discovered that the properties window would not display in the right hand pane of Explorer, only in the left - again connected with the rundll32.exe problem, but this time killing it didn't work. Coped for a while but found it a pain not to be able to easily manipulate properties, etc. at file level.
      6 Pending - the good old disappearing dialogs are back, the thing now runs like a dog and all because I thought I might plug a few holes. Needless to say, I can't find my last set of notes just now - either the cat's eaten them or my son's drawing on them. Bugger!

      So there you are, all supposedly straight forward installations, each of which managed to cough up its own set of quirks and trip me up. I mean, the installer isn't bloody rocket science damn it, I write software for a living, it shouldn't be that hard, but them's the breaks.

      I'm gonna bed now (it's getting late in Perth and I'm up early tomorrow) so don't expect any swift replies.

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    9. Re:Personal Experience by n1cad · · Score: 0

      sounds like you have a bad stick of memory or another piece of flaky hardware.

    10. Re:Personal Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Put it back in your pants.

      Any jackass can create a login with fake information and be just as anonymous as an AC. AC posting has =nothing= to do with "guts" and everything to do with not wanting yet another useless ID/PWD and cookie.

    11. Re:Personal Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't. It sounds more like he's installing from corrupt source. He never had any crashes really (at least that he's told us about), (spontanious reboots by default in XP) that would be the first indications of faulty hardware or driver problems.

      I personally have never seen such problems as he describes with XP, and I've seen plenty of flaky hardware. I think his install media's screwy.

    12. Re:Personal Experience by KJKHyperion · · Score: 1
      All I know is that, having decided to pull down some of the critical updates (not on auto, you understand) I can no longer get the properties window to appear for a directory in Explorer, except in safe mode

      Do you call yourself a power Windows user? I hope not

      I mean, man, this is basic. You clearly have some broken property page handler installed either for the Directory or Folder file classes (slowdonws in Explorer after installing software are always related to shell extensions - yes, this includes that handy WinZip menu)

      Disable all of them, then reenable one by one (registry magic: you don't need to restart Explorer when you change this kind of things), until the problem reappears. Then, take note of the class-id of the broken property page and look it up in HKCR\CLSID to see what DLL implements it. In the worst case scenario you may have to sacrifice an useful property page - but often the DLL name and path will give you enough hints to discover the cause

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    13. Re:Personal Experience by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      "Don't try to teach your mother to suck eggs" is the phrase that springs to mind.

      You think I haven't explored the third party issue? If you read what I wrote carefully you'll see that I said that a lot of the problems which occured did so immediately after the completion of the Windows install - before the third party products were installed.

      Only in the two most recent cases were third party products installed. In addition, as I later found,it has been reported that one of the XP updates (check ms forums for info) is known to cause performance errors. However, since System Restore had been disabled due to disk space issues (on a 60Gb disk!), I had to manually back out the updates in the right order and that also does not work correctly. Effectively: Removing update A - "Updates X,Y,Z depend on update A, do you wish to remove A?" - answering no still went ahead with the uninstall.

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    14. Re:Personal Experience by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      You're right about the hardware, I've had no crashes or reboots of any kind that I'm aware of, perhaps it is the media.

      I had considered that briefly but since I got no errors during the installs, nothing else suggested corruption either so I discounted it. I think I'll ask the dealer for a new disk for the next build, if only to discount that possibility.

      Ironically, Windows did sort-of warn me not to install the updates! It downloaded them ok but then the update process would freeze, I eventually found that I again had to use safe mode to get them to install - I should have taken the hint and said bugger it.

      Oh well. If (when) I do rebuild again, I'm going to do the selective install I originally did (if I can remember the exact options) and see if I can reproduce the IIS console problem or any other again. If so, I'll post the details, see if anyone else can get it... if they happen to want to do a rebuild or two, that is.

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    15. Re:Personal Experience by KJKHyperion · · Score: 1
      You think I haven't explored the third party issue? If you read what I wrote carefully you'll see that I said that a lot of the problems which occured did so immediately after the completion of the Windows install - before the third party products were installed.

      "Blowing smoke in one's eyes" is the phrase that springs to mind. I somehow get the impression that you still have no idea of what was the problem, and you guess it was some kind of dark mystical voodoo. "Considering the third party issue" sounds a lot like "Let's uninstall random stuff until it either fixes itself or breaks horribly worse" - I mean,

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    16. Re:Personal Experience by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

      "immediately after the completion of the Windows install - before the third party products were installed"

      Main Entry: before
      Pronunciation: bi-'fOr, -'for
      Function: adverb or adjective
      Etymology: Middle English, adverb & preposition, from Old English beforan, from be- + foran before, from fore
      Date: before 12th century
      1 : in advance : AHEAD
      2 : at an earlier time : PREVIOUSLY

      R.T.F.A.

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      Go permanent? In your dreams and my worst nightmares.
    17. Re:Personal Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... wow.

      I can't believe some people still say windows is hard to use.

  26. Geez by Quill_28 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?

    Umm... NO. It doesn't.

    And stop taking cheap shots at MS, it just make you look like a whiny school kid.

    There is plenty of reasons to bash MS policies and software, but the signal-to-noise ratio is getting silly.

    1. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I'd like to have a little more control: I download these things in good faith and apply them. I try to judge from the description whether I might be affected, both directly and indirectly, based on past experience. Fortunately with this latest mistake I had created a restore point beforehand, and was able to recover. The thing is, I don't know if this particular patch was for both Home and "Professional" editions, but if it was, I am losing faith in Microsoft's inability to release a working product. In the auto industry, these are called "Lemons" I believe, and we all know what happens to those. Either they fix it and get it right OR DON'T RELEASE THE PRODUCT. Based on my experience with HO' edition, there is NO WAY I will be wasting another $150 to "upgrade" to an equally flakey product.

    2. Re:Geez by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      You make an interesting point.
      One benefit imho is patching a windows box is easier than on unix's(i said easier not better).
      You just download the file or click automatic update and it is pretty much brain-less.
      But if MS keeps screwing it up, people lose faith, one more reason to jump ship.

    3. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?

      >Umm... NO. It doesn't.

      You're probably right.

      The actual number is probably much lower.

      signal--; /. takes cheap shots at most everyone. MS just is / makes itself a huge fucking target.

      As do whiny school kids like yourself.

    4. Re:Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while we're on the subject of cheap shots, here's one right back at slashdot.

      there were two line breaks up there between ';' and '/'.

      until ya hit the button.

      arg.

  27. Software Update Services... by jamesh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... allows an admin to release patches to users when they have tested them. SUS retrieves patches from Microsoft. An Admin approves them. Client PC's (with an appropriate Group Policy) retrieve and install approved updates from the SUS server. Easy.

    If you're paranoid^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hsensible, wait a week or more to give the rest of the world time to find bugs, test the patch thoroughly in a test environment, and of course ask yourself if you actually need it.

    ps. how many of todays slashdot readers know what ^H means?

    1. Re:Software Update Services... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ps. how many of todays slashdot readers know what ^H means

      It means either

      a) you didn't run stty
      or
      b) You're running an MS OS, so all the keys work like they are supposed to, but you feel the need to act funny by pretending you typed something and tried to delete it.

    2. Re:Software Update Services... by SkArcher · · Score: 2, Informative

      ps. how many of todays slashdot readers know what ^H means?

      Telnet backspace echo

      Man, I miss MUDing

      Anyhow, to respond to your point - independently test bedding M$ updates certainly sounds like a good idea, but it either means 1- A seperate testbed machine or 2- using a standard machine for the process.

      1- requires a fair ammount of money in the company, while 2- still has the possibility of nixxing one machine

      It's still a good idea though :)

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      An infinite number of monkeys will eventually come up with the complete works of /.
    3. Re:Software Update Services... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about you find out what ^W means?

    4. Re:Software Update Services... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn you're good for remembering something most of us have used literally millions of times. You think that'll stop 'the youngsters' taking your job?

    5. Re:Software Update Services... by Trevalyx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, waiting a bit is smart.. I make certain never to install updates on my machines until a week or so has gone by.. The potential for mishap is outweighed by my lack of trust for MS. Errata updates, however, I install as soon as I get the RH e-mail.

      As for understanding ^H^H, many probably understand, many many more most likely assume or just pick up on the context clues. After reading about the Hacker Writing Style, I figured out why I do a lot of what I do when writing, even though I'm not much of a programmer, appearantly I think like one. The file I linked to isn't exactly the one I read originally, but it's got about the same stuff. I think the one I found originally was in the wikipedia, or linked from it.

    6. Re:Software Update Services... by jhines0042 · · Score: 1

      I know what ^H means, but I personally don't like its use. It makes things more difficult to read and makes me instantly think of the poster as immature.

      If you have something to say, say it. If you want to be cute, you can be cute, and do it with proper grammer.

      Saying something like the following

      If you're sensible (paranoid), wait a week or more...

      will get your point across just as well without having to be explained to those who don't understand or reducing the power of your argument through l337 sp33k.

      But of course, that is just my own opinion, do with it what you will.

      --
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    7. Re:Software Update Services... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means you should've used

      stty erase ^H
      before you logged in.

      So many people forget to do that on /.

    8. Re:Software Update Services... by CBravo · · Score: 1

      There are slashdot id numbers for that. His is lower than yours :-).

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    9. Re:Software Update Services... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plenty of folks know what ^H means. What they don't know is why other folks insist on typing one word following by lots of ^H's and then typing a different word.

    10. Re:Software Update Services... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thank you for saying this so i didn't have to

    11. Re:Software Update Services... by Kupo · · Score: 1

      "ps. how many of todays slashdot readers know what ^H means?"

      ^H (Ctrl-H) = 0x08 in ASCII (Backspace)

      Just like how Enter/Carriage Return is ^M (Ctrl-M) or 0x0d, etc. Ahh... the good ol' days of terminals. I miss my VAX account *sniff*

    12. Re:Software Update Services... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      My policy is: never apply a patch or update that doesn't address an issue that is *affecting* MY system. What fixes Joe's system might FUBAR mine. Whereas MY system might not even experience the issue in question in the first place.

      And yes, I'm decrep^H^H^H^H^H^H venerable enough to remember what it means :)

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    13. Re:Software Update Services... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      [reads Hacker Writing Style] Man, this is weird. I'm not a programmer either (tho am an interested bystander, and can muddle thru well-commented C or Pascal) but I've developed a lot of the same writing habits independently -- notably "string literals". (Self-documenting example :)

      I also remember that ^H replaced strikeout when correspondence (notably APAzines) went from paper to electronic, since there's no graceful way to represent strikeout in plaintext.

      Wonder how many folk here remember APAzines? :)

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    14. Re:Software Update Services... by jamesh · · Score: 1

      hmmm... "sensible (paranoid)" wouldn't have illustrated what i meant in the way i meant it. The idea was that i was typing paranoid, and then changed my mind (hence the ^H's (backspaces)) and typed something else, but it took my fancy to let the rest of the world know what i was going to type in the first place.

      I think the misconfigured backspace pre-dates 'leet speek' just a little doesn't it?

      Anyway, the ps was only 'cos i'm feeling my age (28) and just wanted to make sure i wasn't out of touch too much. I was chatting to someone at a lan recently and mentioned I had written a Commodore 64 emulator once upon a time (it even ran in a text console :). He looked at me blankly and inquired what a Commodore 64 was and why would i want to emulate it. I would have sworn he was only a few years younger than me :(

  28. attribution by Cally · · Score: 4, Informative

    Story submitter here - I forgot the attribution (my bad); I picked this up from the Full Disclosure mailing list, specifically, this post by Richard M. Smith.

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  29. Yesterday's news: who cares about it? by tearmeapart · · Score: 1

    im sorta glad Mandrake and Redhat has become so "user-friendly" with all there automatic updates and plug-and-play packages.

    i remember a time when if a bug infected one of my systems with apache, i was told by my co-workers: "It's your own fault. You should have found that bug in the code yourself, and fixed it."
    And they were serious.

  30. Um by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?)

    Or does it mean that after a hundred thousand complaints they pulled it from the site?

    *SLAP*

    1. Re:Um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the impression they release a patch and using highly scientific methods (/dev/random) they set an abitrary level at which to back it out.

  31. Windows Update is buggy by delfstrom · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Windows Update is flawed. I did a search the other week to find out more information on why some of our Windows 2000 workstations were suggesting old patches needed to be applied.

    For example, I've downloaded, installed, and rebooted as required for the security update from Feb 13 for MSXML 4.0 and the bloody thing still keeps coming back!

    Now I've got ones from April and later that keep returning like zombies to haunt me. You'd *think* that it would be simple... but noooo.

    1. Re: Windows Update is buggy by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
      Windows Update is flawed. I did a search the other week to find out more information on why some of our Windows 2000 workstations were suggesting old patches needed to be applied.

      For example, I've downloaded, installed, and rebooted as required for the security update from Feb 13 for MSXML 4.0 and the bloody thing still keeps coming back!

      I don't know if this is true anymore, but back in the NT4.0 bad old days, adding or removing a winders component forced you to reinstall ALL service packs and patches. Is it possible that you added a patch out of order at some point (ie. You said "No thianks" to one of the recommended updates) and that is the problem?
      --
      Who did what now?
    2. Re:Windows Update is buggy by TeddyR · · Score: 1

      check the date on your systems...

      btw is your Domain controller synced as well...

      [net time /setsntp:NTPSERVERIPADDRESS]

      (workstations usually get their time from the DC that authorized the login... win2k allows sync with SNTP (subset of the NTP protocol) servers if the windows time service is enabled.. Your DC should be synced to an SNTP source that way the clients get their time updated, as should ANY device that supports (S)NTP and does logging [ie: routers, linux boxes, DC]

      Windows Update is time sensitive (among other things). The order and avail. of the patches depends on the date/time set correctly.

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      --
      Time is on my side
    3. Re:Windows Update is buggy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got exactly the same on my Windows XP Home machine. 4 days in a row it wanted to install the MSXML patch. I turned off auto-update after the 4th time.

  32. Re:Microsoft Security by SkArcher · · Score: 0

    Have you ever tried getting hold of an actual human being at Microsoft by phone? Next to impossible, they allways want e-mail notification.

    Now, what was that old thing about having to have .net access to send e-mail.. duh

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    An infinite number of monkeys will eventually come up with the complete works of /.
  33. Not a required update... by ksheka · · Score: 1

    This was not a mandatory update. It was a security patch for those that you the particular service in question. This means that most people wouldn't bother installing it.

    In that case, 600,000 people does seem like a lot, especially if they can't get on the internet afterwards to get the fix for the update, as the article implies. :-)

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  34. Vague stats by matman · · Score: 1

    They say Friday -> Memorial day weekend. That sounds like they're suggesting an 8 day availability. It's interesting to read that over 8 days about 600,000 downloads occured. I would assume that security update downloads are a bit more frequent. How many XP installs are there out there? I'd be interested to see about how many people don't apply security patches. :)

    1. Re:Vague stats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaargh! How many times? It isn't a security patch!!! It isn't related to a critical core component of XP and it's a service that few people would use.

      Windows Update divides things into 3 categories, Critical, Windows XP (i.e. general updates) and Drivers.

      Security critical patches go into the Critical section of the list. When you visit, any outstanding in this list are flagged for download and install automatically, but you can uncheck them if you want.

      Windows XP updates contains all the other guff - Moviemaker 2.2 update, Messenger, .NET stuff. This is where the patch in question was living on the Update site.

      Drivers is drivers - you can wander off and get them from OEM sites etc. but if you have a mainstream PC like a Dell or a HP, them you can pretty much expect to find updated drivers here.

      What worries me is that 600,000 people acually downloaded and installed a patch that most of them didn't need.

  35. It wasn't just Symantec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yet another example of MS trying toi pass the buck and dodge the bullet...

    I had NO symantec s/ware on my system, (I use Mcafee) and I lost all networking / internet access.

    Also, the Yahoo article says that the update had to be removed which is bull$hit, the update could NOT be removed, and the only way to fix my system was to re-install and re-update Windoze.

    MS said only a small number complained, well, I did, and a couple of days later the update was pulled, no reply to my email though, not even a thank you or aknowlegment - typical MS =O(

    fLaMePr0oF

    1. Re:It wasn't just Symantec by Old+Wolf · · Score: 1

      Can you fill us in on what the bug actually was?

      Lost network access entirely? Can't ping your LAN? Can't nmap with tcp or udp your lan either? etc.

      Something in the MS article linked mentioned the need to have certain ports open - did you have those open?

    2. Re:It wasn't just Symantec by Johnny318 · · Score: 5, Informative

      On Friday 5/23 I had a customer complain that our wireless DSL was down. After doing all the usual junk over the phone, I drove out there and checked all wires, etc. Nothing. His machine was grabbing an IP dynamically, so the wiring HAD to be correct. I asked him, "When is the last time this worked properly?" and he said Wednesday (5/21). I was about to uninstall his virus checker (Mcafee online), but first went into the XP System Restore utility, and I noticed a restore point on Wednesday due to the installation of a Microsoft update. I restored to the way the system was before Wednesday and everything worked great! Unbelievable. Microsoft is totally underplaying this one.

    3. Re:It wasn't just Symantec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      See there - that's what happens when you use a non-M$ security solution. If your computer just ran the built-in XP firewall this would never have happened, but you messed around and bought a competitor's product.

      Serves you right.

      Love and kisses,

      Bill and Steve

    4. Re:It wasn't just Symantec by tshak · · Score: 1

      the only way to fix my system was to re-install and re-update Windoze

      So you couldn't uninstall the patch via Add/Remove programs or use System Restore?

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      There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
    5. Re:It wasn't just Symantec by pz · · Score: 1

      Bill MS for your time. Send it to Accounts Payable, with all the good flags and whistles.

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    6. Re:It wasn't just Symantec by Kadagan+AU · · Score: 1

      Yeah, also M$ said that the update was only there on Friday, but the guy I work with who ran into this installed the update on Thursday and had the same problem. Also, he uses McAfee. I think the Billy is trying to make this one look to be far smaller of a problem than it actually was.

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    7. Re:It wasn't just Symantec by Winterblink · · Score: 1
      Hah, right, I can see it now at the bottom of the KB article:

      "A special thank you to Anonymous Coward from Slashdot, for his help and support"

      Riiiiiight... :)

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      -Hoban Washburn
    8. Re:It wasn't just Symantec by choko · · Score: 1

      > the only way to fix my system was to re-install > and re-update Windoze.

      Or you could have just run the system restore utility....

  36. Unfortunate by Davak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is not good for the average consumer.

    Bugs like this keep the common microsoft user from installing the latest and greatest updates. They might not understand that their security is troubled until they recent damage; however, they understand this:

    "I finally ran windows update... and now I can no longer get on the internet. Crap, I'm never doing that again."

    Methinks it's a Microsoft-is-too-huge-syndrome. Microsoft can't test its fixes on every possible configuration; therefore, problems like this will occur. Episodes like this have previously occurred and will occur again.

    It's the nature of the beast.

    btw, thanks Slashdot. I could have installed that this morning!

    Davak

    1. Re:Unfortunate by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      Agree - my mother-in-law hadn't Update-d ever, and has a dial-up. In addressing a sudden problem she had I agreed to only the relevant subset of recommended patches and broke her machine. I will never update her machine ever, nor will I run XP on any of mine. I use Appple update all the time, though.

      I also agree that the proliferation of platforms hurts MS, but it hurts open source X86ware in the same way. Note that because Apple and Sun control the hardware, they and developers for their targets have many fewer such problems.

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    2. Re:Unfortunate by grungeman · · Score: 1

      Methinks it's a Microsoft-is-too-huge-syndrome.
      I totally agree. The same with the passport desaster. If you have millions of user depending on one piece of software, you can cause trouble to millions of people with only one bad line of code. And if the software updates automatically all users will have the problem at the same time. I propose the term "blue out" for this kind of situation.

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    3. Re:Unfortunate by pclminion · · Score: 1
      This is not good for the average consumer.

      You mean, it isn't good for Microsoft. MS isn't the only choice, you know. People could switch to a Mac, for example.

      Methinks it's a Microsoft-is-too-huge-syndrome. Microsoft can't test its fixes on every possible configuration; therefore, problems like this will occur.

      That's the beauty of standardized hardware like Apple's. They don't have a billion configurations to test.

      It's the nature of the beast.

      Why are you equating MS with the entire world? Consumers do have choice. The don't exercise that choice, because people like you are always telling them "Sorry, that's just how it is." Dammit, no, it does not have to be this way.

  37. Happens to even the best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    As much as I can't stand M$, I've got to say that I had a similar experience with Mandrake when I was running 9.0 I ran an update and when I rebooted all of the sudden my wireless nic wouldn't come up! I later read in mandrakeforum that the initscripts that were part of the update were broken on some machines. I installed the old ones and I was back up, but it was an annoying couple of hours.

    At least it wasn't a remote root exploit....

  38. Microsoft KnowledgeBase by leeroybrown · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's moments like this that prove that the phrase "Microsoft KnowledgeBase" may in fact be the ultimate oxymoron.

    1. Re:Microsoft KnowledgeBase by Alsee · · Score: 1

      ultimate oxymoron

      Which is itself an oxymoron. It's like reffering to the "stupidest person on the planet". By the time you finish the sentence another one comes along.

      -

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  39. difficulty with software upgrades by e**(i+pi)-1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Every software update is a risk. Especially OS updates. With software, I always fear that beside enhancements, also restrictions will be built in (happend with quicktime once years ago). Therefore, I usually
    keep a copy of the old software or to make full backups before upgrading the OS. Updating software is not trivial because it X + A + B is not equal X + B + A : the update A can and will in general change something of the modification B. After a few such operations it becomes very difficult to keep track about all possible
    states the users can have on their machine.

    My experiences from updates:

    - even for modern Linux distributions, it is a good idea
    to make full new installs rather then upgrading. I personally
    always had problems with upgrades and almost never had problems
    with full reinstalls.

    - the OS X updates went all smooth so far. Still, I always upgrade
    first one machine, wait to see if everything works fine before
    updating the others.

    - XP updates. No problem with vmware. Just keep an copy of the
    old virtual machine around. If something screws up or one of
    the software has decided to "upgrade" itself:

    rm -rf winXPHome
    mv old.winXPHome winXPHome

    Virtual machines can also easily be copied from one machine to
    an other.

    1. Re:difficulty with software upgrades by wine · · Score: 2, Informative

      Updating software is not trivial because it X + A + B is not equal X + B + A : the update A can and will in general change something of the modification B. After a few such operations it becomes very difficult to keep track about all possible

      I think with a decent package management system, X + A + B should equal X + B + A. Debian for instance refuses to install packages which contain files that already belong to other packages. If there is no overlap, you can upgrade, downgrade, reinstall all way around.

      For this reason it should also be much easier to maintain a computer by upgrading, than by reinstalling it every now and then. I've been running the same Debian system for two years now, and I don't even know which version it is at. All I do is upgrade. No problemo,

    2. Re:difficulty with software upgrades by psavo · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother.
      Whenever I do vmware reinstall of debian, I just pop some old bootable (maybe potato) CD, and install minimal system. After that I simply apt-get dist-upgrade and the system just runs.
      After running debian unstable for 2½ years with daily upgrades, I haven't managed to break it into unbootable or unconnectionable state. But I do read bugs before installing updated major packages (like libstdc++..)

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    3. Re:difficulty with software upgrades by thelexx · · Score: 1

      "even for modern Linux distributions, it is a good idea to make full new installs rather then upgrading."

      Check out Debian and say goodbye to your problem. I've NEVER, EVER had it leave my machine in an unstable state. Maybe it can, but from what I've seen it would be rare in the most extreme.

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  40. Re:Microsoft Security by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 2, Informative

    Bollocks. First of all, MS outsources customer support in most countries, so you are likely never to have talked to a MS helpdesk. Second, and most important, I have had to talk to MS helpdesks in three different EU countries and, trust me, it has been VERY easy to get someone to register my problem. NOT ONCE have I been told to send them an e-mail. YMMV, of course, but "always", does not hold true.

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  41. XpP by soliaus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thankfully, I uh.. well, lets just say that windows update would cause information about my machine *caugh*cd key*caugh* profile to be 'exposed'. So, like any self respecting geek, I killed update at the machine level. Now your thinking...insecure? No bug fixes? C'mon, its windows for gods sake! RAID couldnt kill THAT bug.

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  42. DRM by Root+Down · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not a bug, it's digital rights management preventing illegal file sharing!

  43. Best Security Patch Ever by bmongar · · Score: 0, Funny

    Don't you see this is Microsoft making good on their promise for better security. Your computer cannot connect to the network then it is much more secure.

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    As x approaches total apathy I couldn't care less.
  44. Automatic Updates by bjb · · Score: 5, Informative
    I think the biggest problem is how the Windows Automatic Update feature is turned on by default on everyone's machines.

    For most people, it is the only way they're ever going to install updates on their computer. However, I've found production Windows 2000 servers with this feature enabled! This is at least the 2nd or 3rd time that I've read a story on /. about a Windows XP/2000 patch that was no good.

    If you want to disable automatic updates on your computer, go to Control Panel->System->Automatic Updates tab and click the buttons to turn it off. You'll be better off picking what you want to update manually.

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  45. updated clickable ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    1. Re:updated clickable ..... by Deltashield · · Score: 1

      I too was destined to fdisk. I contacted an ex-msft programmer friend of mine turned waitress and explained what had happened to my system. The first thing she said was don't believe a word you hear from the official press and second, this is msft we're talking about...sometimes msft won't take the time to verify their patches before they release them to the public and use them as guinea pigs to make certain their new code works...now you know why my other car is a G4! Apple may suck as a company but they make a product that doesn't buckle under pressure and needs constant care.

  46. Good reason to wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let someone else do the testing ... wait a month ... then update!

    1. Re:Good reason to wait... by rocket97 · · Score: 0

      This is not always the best method. Most likely the buggiest patch that Microsoft has ever released is XP Service Pack 1 and I don't know how long it has been out maybe 8-9 months. I have not talked to anyone that has installed this that has not had an issue with it. Anything ranging from complete system failure, to unable to browse your companies network. But still Microsoft has not updated this yet, or pulled it. I just tried it again on my office computer with all the after patches (patches to fix the patch) and I still ran into the same old problems. I will give Microsoft credit for attempting to fix this problem, but they don't seem to have it as a high priority.

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    2. Re:Good reason to wait... by Jaycatt · · Score: 1
      I have not talked to anyone that has installed this that has not had an issue with it.

      Well, you haven't talked to me... I've got three XP machines on a home network and all of them have the SP1 patch installed (and every other "critical" patch) with no problems. However, they are not on a corporate LAN and are not used for anything but games, music playing, net browsing, and P2P software.

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    3. Re:Good reason to wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Win2k with Service Pack 3 with a Dual Processor kernel...for a windows system...it rocks.

      Haven't had a blue screen yet (6 months) ... knock on wood ! I doubt I'll buy another windows system after this one though...unless MS can get 64 bit windows for Opteron right!

  47. ^H by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 1

    I never experienced it on my own, but wasn't that some terminals output if you pressed Backspace (Ctrl+H maybe)?

    Most people I have met in Meat-Space though think it's a way of expressing that you're laughing ("Hahaha" or _H_umorous)... They even look dizzy if they see more than 3 ^H in a row, because they would consider it to be bad manners... Scriptkiddies... Afraid of the good ol' command-line.
    I study Computer Science and, it was a shock, most of my fellow students were not able to get their compilers running on command-line, some were even trying to write their source in *cough* Word!!!

  48. news? by kipsate · · Score: 0

    This item is another example of the pointless anti-MS sentiments of Slashdot. The item is not that newsworthy, and certainly not for the OSS minded community that frequents Slashdot.

    Instead of feeling satisfied about how superior OSS is comparing to MS and how it doesn't suffer from these problems (which is not true, BTW), wake up, smell the coffee and get coding, because OSS has a lot of catching up to!

    --
    My karma ran over your dogma
  49. Obligatory Matrix reference by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 4, Funny

    What good is a Knowledge Base article, Mr Anderson? If you're unable to surf?

    --
    When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
    1. Re:Obligatory Matrix reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be ONE question, Sparky.

    2. Re:Obligatory Matrix reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHA yuo called him Sparky!!!

  50. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Well, let's see. My hand has five fingers, I had to fix two computers yesterday because of this patch... that leaves 3 fingers of the handful to fix... They should call any minute now.

    That's just my luck... Of the handful of people affected I had to know two of them...

    Unless Microsoft is lying...

    Noooooooo. They wouldn't...

  51. M$ makes better crappier OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windoze updates fixes your pc to be more
    buggy and full of security holes. Who says that M$ is not innovative they just make crappier OS day after day.

  52. What's the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    The update finally make windows computers secure from remote attacks. What's wrong with that?

  53. That`s a security option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    MS is trying to teach users about the real hardcore security.
    Next critical security update will shutdown you machine for good.
    Hey, everyone knows that only machines turned off are secure from crackers and viruses.

  54. Broken ??? by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 0

    It's not broken, it's efficient. - MS marketing Department.

  55. Isn't this really Symantec's problem? by vasqzr · · Score: 1


    Is Symantec security software the only thing affected?

    1. Re:Isn't this really Symantec's problem? by chadm1967 · · Score: 0

      How, exactly, is this Symantec's problem? MS needs to test their updates before releasing them to the public.

    2. Re:Isn't this really Symantec's problem? by aster_ken · · Score: 1

      If you'll read the other comments that have been posted, it doesn't specifically effect systems with Symantec products installed. McAfee users are having problems, as well as people with no virus scanning software at all.

  56. "Broken" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It was only "broken" in the sense that if you had third-party firewall software it would double-block you and basically block all the ports.

    I don't see how this is Microsoft's fault, as it's whoever wrote the third party crap. If I installed Debian on my machine should I bitch at Microsoft if it doesn't boot windows anymore?

    I'm impressed enough that MS will pull the update to resolve the issue (ie - fix third party's shit FOR them) rather than just go on about "RTFM n00b!!!" like another OS I know.

    1. Re:"Broken" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it hosed my connection and I dont have any 3 rd party software of ANY KIND on my winders box - except for Battlefield 1942. Gotta know whats important in life. :)

  57. system restore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) restore to yesterday
    2) report problem online

  58. You are kidding right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or do you work for MS?

  59. MS consider 600,000 people... a handful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a joke...isn't it?

    1. Re:MS consider 600,000 people... a handful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article didn't say 600,000 people had the problem - it said 600,000 people use the automatic update for XP and "some" of them lost network connectivity. Great reporting there: "some".

    2. Re:MS consider 600,000 people... a handful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were 437,920 people. Satisfied?

  60. Infection Vector by FutureShoks · · Score: 0

    It's just occured to me what a wonderful Virus infection vector Windows Update would make. All-out access to install stuff on the most prevailent OS in the world today. Now, where did I put that copy of VCL..?

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  61. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because suddenly a sh*tload of boxes quit "calling back home".

  62. www.fuckmicrosoft.com is what I use for M$ support by aroundsomewhere · · Score: 0

    www.fuckmicrosoft.com is what I use for M$ support

  63. Lawsuit is comming. Is Microsoft's end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Without internet millions of people are affected. What are the consequences? Is this a worm? Is Microsoft liable? Let's get them! Any lawyers here?

  64. Also don't install the 811493 fix by drwtsn32 · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're running XP SP1, you definitely do not want this fix. It will bring your system to a crawl. See this for more info.

    1. Re:Also don't install the 811493 fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not effecting my machine at all.

    2. Re:Also don't install the 811493 fix by drwtsn32 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? Every machine it was mistakenly installed on slowed down tremendously when opening programs. (Sometimes there would be a 10 second lag even before the program started to run.)

      Note that you must be using XP SP1 to be affected negatively by this patch. If you are using regular XP you won't have a problem.

    3. Re:Also don't install the 811493 fix by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      The problem was so rare and minor, at first you had to specifically request the patch from Microsoft. Now it's already been fixed in the SP1 package.

      You can do better than this.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    4. Re:Also don't install the 811493 fix by drwtsn32 · · Score: 1

      What the hell are you talking about? This problem is not "rare" and it was not fixed in SP1. The problem ONLY AFFECTS SP1 users. I administer hundreds of desktops and this update had to be uninstalled from every XP SP1 machine because of the negative impact on performance.

      Why don't you actually read the thread before replying?

    5. Re:Also don't install the 811493 fix by nexthec · · Score: 1

      "This problem occurs because of a regression error in the Windows XP SP1 versions of the kernel files (Ntoskrnl.exe, Ntkrnlmp.exe, Ntkrnlpa.exe, and Ntkrpamp.exe) that were included in the original 811493 security update. On May 28, 2003, Microsoft released a revised version of the 811493 security update for Windows XP SP1 to address this problem."

      Hmmmm... you might want to actually read the page you link to..

    6. Re:Also don't install the 811493 fix by drwtsn32 · · Score: 1

      Kick ass, but that fixed 811493 was only just released. Is it slightly possible that at the time I posted my original message the fixed update was not yet available?!

    7. Re:Also don't install the 811493 fix by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should attempt basic comprehension skills.

      What the hell are you talking about? This problem is not "rare" and it was not fixed in SP1.

      Yes, it was a rare problem. I never said it was fixed in SP1.

      The problem ONLY AFFECTS SP1 users.

      Where did I say otherwise?

      I administer hundreds of desktops and this update had to be uninstalled from every XP SP1 machine because of the negative impact on performance.

      Why didn't you install the revised patch that fixes the problem?

      Why don't you actually read the thread before replying?

      My post was clearly over your head. The patch is fixed; it's a non-problem.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    8. Re:Also don't install the 811493 fix by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should read it.

      The website says Microsoft has released a revised version of the update that fixes the problem.

      Therefore, it is a non-issue. What part do you not understand?

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  65. Maybe MS should have tested the software first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With only an "MS Handful" [600,000] of people being affected, I guess they just don't care...but this would never happen with any of the competitors e.g. Sun, IBM, Apple, or even the "free" options such as BSD & Linux.

    When you have no competition, you don't have to worry, and MS is clearly showing it's contempt for the average user. They take your money...but there is no liability when their software does any damage!

    1. Re:Maybe MS should have tested the software first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What was the liability when linux kernel version 2.4.12 or whatever it was that would nuke a partition if unmounted? None. And this was a stock kernel in the stable branch... oops.

      Everyone fscks up, not just Microsoft!

    2. Re:Maybe MS should have tested the software first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trick is that MS gets paid a hefty sum for their product. You would think that they would take some pride in getting it right. They are paid professionals, dont they have a QA dept., this is their product right?

      Its a given that any kernel release undergoes testing in the wild, it free.
      The linux crowd understands this. The wild is the QA for linux. And the fully documented fixes come fast.

    3. Re:Maybe MS should have tested the software first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has fallen so far they are playing tit for tat with a free OS written by volunteers. Like a restaurant owner counting flies at a church potluck, they can't understand why everyone is singing.

  66. How much did this cost to fix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll bet MS tech support charged end users to fix the problem they created!

  67. What a bunch of crybabies here by alen · · Score: 1

    First you people complain that MS ships buggy OS's and no one knows how to update it. Now that they put in an auto-update feature for the newbie, everyone complains that it's also bad.

    1. Re:What a bunch of crybabies here by clonebarkins · · Score: 2, Funny
      First you people complain that MS ships buggy OS's and no one knows how to update it. Now that they put in an auto-update feature for the newbie, everyone complains that it's also bad.

      You're right -- the expectation that a product should work as intended is entirely unfounded. Thank you for freeing me from the ignorant cave in which I have been hiding all these years.

      --

      "The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it." -- Ayn Rand

    2. Re:What a bunch of crybabies here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Show me a product that has never needed multiple patches out of the box and I'll point out how this product does nothing.

      I see TONS of linux patches released daily if not more than microsoft. Do I call this a flaw in their product? Something that should've been found at release since I bought the boxed redhat product? No.

    3. Re:What a bunch of crybabies here by satanicat · · Score: 1

      There is a major difference though!

      when you buy windows as opposed to downloading a free operating system you expect a few things. First and formost you expect that the system will work properly. everyone has to expect a bug or to, programming isnt always a science. The problem is that MS rushes to be the first to get stuf fout and doesnt bother implementing it properly. Thats what the patches are for.

      When you use Linux, you are underthe understandingthe the product is evolving. The key here is that you DID NOT PAY FOR IT!

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      How Now Brown Cow
    4. Re:What a bunch of crybabies here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. You paid with your time. Maybe your time is worth shit, but I prefer to save mine.

  68. Re:Microsoft Security by zm · · Score: 3, Funny

    See, there's this new technology called "the telephone".... :)

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  69. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You always wanted to be a failure?

  70. Re:First Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always wanted to do this...and I have, many times.

    YOU FAIL IT. FAIL, FAIL, FAIL.

  71. Serves them right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Microsoft Pulls Broken XP Update

    If they didn't pull on it so much, it wouldn't have broken!

  72. "... Anyone got more info?..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, Microsoft sucks ass.

  73. OT: local windows update server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just asking a question here: how do i run a local intranet sort op windowsupdate service so local xp workstations can download updates from this local server instead of the microsoft website?

    1. Re:OT: local windows update server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.microsoft.com/technet/treeview/default. asp?url=/TechNet/ittasks/support/corpwu.asp

  74. What Happened by dr+ttol · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is related to threedegrees, a Microsoft software. I tracked it down 3 months ago and detailed the process on their message board that can be reached here:
    http://www.threedegrees.com/MessageBoards/ShowPost .aspx?PostID=427

    What is going on is that Symantec's AntiVirus software is clashing with Microsoft's attempt to update some critical files, and when only half of the files are updated and the other half is denied, the result is a broken machine.

    The fault can't entirely be blamed on Microsoft in this case.

    1. Re:What Happened by dr+ttol · · Score: 3, Informative
  75. Hey idiot ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use your head, if Microsoft pulled the thing its usually worst then what they are telling ...

    It means 600 000 people reported the bug but microsoft aknowledge the problem after 599 989 of them said they add a problem ...

    wich mean they actually report 11 people having the problem, the others are discarded as hardware failure ...

    And probably most people called there ISP who told them to re-install since they never would have tought that the problem whas microsoft when there internet is not working ...

  76. Hehe.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who's betting Microsoft has got REALLY BIG hands? =)

  77. retard by dizzy+tunez · · Score: 2

    (Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?)

    Not everbuddy checks their windowsupdate every fifth minute :P

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  78. Re:Microsoft Security by wastaz · · Score: 1, Funny

    Telephone? No, thats obsolete.
    There's this new technology called "Palladium", it will help you with problems like this ^_~ as soon as your computer gets disconnected a little red light goes on at Redmond and a certified la...technician comes to your house and asks why you disconnected your computer.

    It's the future!

  79. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your money^w call is important to us and will be handled in sequence, please hold...

  80. Lots More Slashdot Sensationalism by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    >Also, how is this different from any automated Linux update method?

    Its not. Well, this wasn't automated, it had to be downloaded from the windowsupdate.com site, but I think we're just seeing something of a double standard here.

    Okay /. has an anti-MS bias. So do a lot of people, but losing network connectivity is pretty serious, especially on the world's monopoly OS.

    What really gets me is that whenever there's an MS problem the /. crowd complains about ignorant users who don't patch. Now the patchers are the problem?

    MS's automated patching system isn't bad, it keeps Joe User updated and there simply will be x amount of problems over y amount of time, as you said just like with any other vendor.

    Enjoy the schadenfreude guys, it'll just make real MS complaints sound all the less convincing. Optional supplemental reading: the boy who cried wolf.

    Crying wolf is a big problem when criticizing MS to the uninitiated. I have the displeasure of taking a 3 hour class with a rabid anti-MS type and at this point no one takes him seriously because of his zeal, even though 2/3 of the stuff he says are actually excellent points.

    Engaging in simple-minded schadenfreude simply makes people look less credible. Seems like a tough lesson to learn for the loud-mouth anti-MS types.

    1. Re:Lots More Slashdot Sensationalism by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      What really gets me is that whenever there's an MS problem the /. crowd complains about ignorant users who don't patch. Now the patchers are the problem?

      Where did you get the idea that the patchers are the problem? I don't think anyone has taken that stance.

    2. Re:Lots More Slashdot Sensationalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What really gets me is that whenever there's an MS problem the /. crowd complains about ignorant users who don't patch. Now the patchers are the problem?

      No, the _patch_ is the problem. RTFA.

    3. Re:Lots More Slashdot Sensationalism by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Okay /. has an anti-MS bias. So do a lot of people, but losing network connectivity is pretty serious, especially on the world's monopoly OS.

      At least the patch isn't corrupting filesystems, like the infamous untested Thanksgiving turkey Linux kernel that somehow got unleashed onto the masses. I still remember the headaches I had from that day.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
  81. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dilbert: But what if they get a friend to email for them?
    Dogbert: We find our users rarely have any friends.

  82. One question by grungeman · · Score: 1

    Those people who cannot connect to the Internet anymore, how are they supposted to get the next patch that is supposed to fix the problem?

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  83. Re:Microsoft Security by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

    See, there's this new technology called "the telephone".... :)

    Too bad it costs $400 to talk to M$. Unless your company is an MCSP and haven't used your free calls yet, you gotta pay...

    (I know you're just cracking a damn good joke, but still...)

    --
    I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man,
    I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
  84. don't trust windows update by prell · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?
    Well, it's only been available since Friday, so you do the math on vacations (in America), frequency of use, and such.

    For whatever reason, though, I never use Windows Update, and I don't know that I've ever patched my Windows XP, outside of SP1. Maybe it's because I really only want to use Windows for gaming and not bother with much else, but I think it's also because, when I get something working, it's sometimes through some steps that elicit black magic from Windows, and I'd like the feature to stay working. The most recent example is the Windows XP VPN service, which for whatever reason will issue me an IP I want, and will work with other users' routers, only occaisionally. Windows allows so little control over its features (compared to Linux and others), and VPN is no exception: A set of wizards, so when it works, yea I'd like it to stay working, and this patch warning that VPN may be affected, is certainly only redoubling my avoidance of Windows Update.

    We all know the history of Microsoft and patches, so I'm certain that is a sort of "subconcsious" reaction when I see that awful tooltip in the corner. My Windows patching tendencies are highlighted by my almost religious running and adherence to OS X's Software Update panel (alright, I haven't installed the latest iTunes update ;-), and the fact that I'll usually run up2date in RedHat. In defense of OS X, usually their updates add all sorts of neat features, as compared to Windows XP, whose patches are usually the equivalent of them saying "OOPS, MY BAD!"
  85. No, that's not what it means by nochops · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?"

    No, that's not what it means. Users who are savvy enough to know about the 'issues' with Windows Update probably don't use Windows XP, for the most part.

    Actually, what this means is that you found a story about Microsoft, and needed a way to trash them, so you came up with a lame rhetorical question.

    Honestly, what would you have them do? Not retract the broken update? Around here Microsoft is "damned if they do, damned if they don't". They just can't do right by many Slashdot posters.

    Sure Microsoft does a lot of bad things, but certainly retracting a broken is not one of them.

    Call them on their bad business practices, sure. But snide remarks like yours only make anti Microsoft people look childish, foolish, and generally make you look like you're really struggling to find something wrong with them.

    Anti Microsoft Slashdot Goldmine
    1. Find non-news story about Microsoft rightly retracting a broken update.
    2. Insert witty, yet trollish rhetorical question.
    3. Post to Slashdot.
    4. Wait for the Karma to roll in.
    5. Profit!

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    1. Re:No, that's not what it means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Find non-news story about Microsoft rightly retracting a broken update.

      Actually, I don't think this is a "non-news" story. It's been on the local TV news, so I guess that if it affects normal home users it's worth bringing up, if only to alert otherwise ignorant users.
    2. Re:No, that's not what it means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to employ the same techniques you deride.

    3. Re:No, that's not what it means by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      There are too many steps in that. Most won't get it.

    4. Re:No, that's not what it means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Honestly, what would you have them do? Not retract the broken update?

      How about testing the f'ing update to begin with.

      And yes, in a former life I was a kernel engineer. If we had allowed something like this out, the respective employers wouldn't be around today to hemorage into non-existance.......

  86. Re:Microsoft Security by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

    If a 'doze box can't access the internet, nobody can hack it...

    Untrue. Three words for ya:

    Gentoo
    Live
    CD

    'Nuff said.

    --
    I'm not a prophet or a stone-age man,
    I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
  87. 600,000 useser trust XP updater? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    That is about the most moronic comment i've heard today. Do users have a choice? Are you *not* going to run updater and get hacked? j3sus.

  88. Symantec & XP by STEngineer · · Score: 1

    I have had lots of problems with the Symantec 3 month trial... when the trial is uninstalled it leaves the XP networking useless... no network communication happens until you reinstall the trial.

  89. Re:Microsoft Security by mustangsal66 · · Score: 1

    "There were hundreds of thousands of people who downloaded this, and we know of only a handful of people who had the problem."

    Only a few reported it, because everyone is used to MS patches breaking things. This "Critical Update" disabled wireless networking for us. I just rolled back the patches, and wait.

    MS is the king of "It's not a bug, It's a feature!"

    'This sig intentionally left blank.'

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    Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed "nucular" accelerator on his back.
    Sig changed for readability by G.W.
  90. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If those people lost network access, how would Microsoft know?

    Fire up the Linux box, and use a handy mailer from there to send a missive to Microsoft that they hosed my Windows XP again.

    That's one reason I always leave a copy of mail(1) in any install. The mail server is PostFix, and mail(1) works just fine to get the reply.

  91. Yep by parc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I've had good experiences with M$ support, although never by phone. I've had three occurrances of needed support, and all three were handled quickly (within a day).

  92. These things are bound to happen... by Metroid72 · · Score: 1

    A handful of cases our of 600K is reasonable considering all the combinations of HW and SW out there... Nonetheless... M$ should be more careful, especially because of the media sensasionalism.

  93. Maybe they were... by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

    Pulling proprietary SCO code from distribution... :)

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  94. Re:Microsoft Security by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    But look at the bright side, if it REALLY is Microsoft's fault, you at least get your money back... :-)

  95. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well sounds like a pretty good fix to me, a security fix that disables net access!

    can't get it more secure than that

  96. Not lack of trust...laziness by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

    Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?

    Downloading and installing updates is a huge pain. Most people won't do it unless there's an obvious and clear benefit. Nebulous "security patches" don't qualify. Without DSL or cable--remember, that's still most people these days--downloading these things can take hours.

  97. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ouch ... the insight is hurting my head ...

  98. Re:Microsoft Security by cperciva · · Score: 1

    Too bad it costs $400 to talk to M$.

    Not for security patches. If you install a security patch and it breaks your system, Microsoft will not charge to help you fix it.

  99. Take ownership, Microsoft! by chadm1967 · · Score: 0

    "Microsoft said the changes it made complied with the latest industry standards, and said early indications linked the problems to some popular third-party products, such as protective firewall software sold by other companies."

    Microsoft really needs to start taking ownership of issues like this and stop blaming third-party software.

  100. Do you morons ever read the articles? by qwertybug · · Score: 1

    "it was available only to customers who specifically visited the Windows Update site Friday" You look like idiots every time you shoot off your mouth.

    1. Re:Do you morons ever read the articles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares...its microsoft!!!

  101. Time to think about Mac again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I guess I was not the only one who got hosed downloading this update recommended to me by MS thru the update site. It ruined my DSL connection and could not be uninstalled. I wound up fdisking and formatting, which of course required the nice little phone call to Microsoft to get this number and that number. When they asked me why I was calling, I told them I downloaded an update from the update site that killed my internet connection - they were very polite after that.....wonder why? :)

    When Apple comes out with their new PPC 970 systems I will be first in line to buy one. I dont like what I see coming down the Microsoft trail re DRM and all the spying going on. I liked my G4 when I had it but it was so slow compared to my windows box I sold it. Seems like Mac maight make a comeback, I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking this way. But there's no way I'm buying a G4 unit.

    1. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When Apple comes out with their new PPC 970 systems I will be first in line to buy one.

      Apple hasn't announced any PPC 970 systems. Are you willing to put up with XP crap in the meantime?

    2. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Don't blame Microsoft for your inability to open the Start menu, select All Programs, Accessories, System Tools, and System Restore, and roll back the patch.

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    3. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame Microsoft for your inability to open the Start menu

      Wow, that was a lame comeback. MS is being blamed for a complete disregard for quality control.

    4. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow, that was a lame comeback. MS is being blamed for a complete disregard for quality control.

      I have an XP box. I use it to play games, and for media, it works great. BF1942 crashes, but aside from that the machine never crashes. I use Windows Updater (that prompts me) constantly. I got the notice for this update, and skipped it for some reason. Glad I did.

      In the last 6 months since I've had this machine, I have downloaded every update and installed them without any concern or issue. That is pretty good quality control right there. For me, this is the first time I've seen them muck up MS Update for XP, that's a really good track record.

      Considering I've had Nvidia bugger their drivers all to hell more times than I can count (Upgrading to a new driver on a geforce2 go took up about 80% of the RAM when I started X, but if I rolled back it was unstable...)

      Saying that Microsoft is being blamed for a complete disregard for quality control is just dumb. Yes, quality control needs work, but they do work hard for it. From a programmers perspective, there is always something wrong. I'm working out this bug right now that only hits sometimes, that segfaults at a certain point in the code with a really "can't access memory" code in the debugger (gdb) and Valgrind just segfaults.

      This is just one, and I guarantee that there will be more. Bugs happen. You can't always expect every piece of software to work flawlessly.

      I've had better luck with Windows Update than urpmi, up2date. The only Linux equivalent that works, in what I would say, better fashion that Windows Update is Gentoo's emerge.

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    5. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by drauh · · Score: 1

      unfortunately, apple just bowed to the pigopolists: the new iTunes update released yesterday cripples tunes sharing for machines outside of local net.

      http://www.macslash.org/articles/03/05/27/2127256. shtml
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    6. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like I said elsewhere, I had system restore turned off at the time. I now keep it on 24/7. :)

      and I dont really mind XP on the PC side - It's a vast improvement over 9x. But I think OS X is a better system if you actually *DO* things with your computer - like video creation etc etc. I really dont feel like getting into a MAc vs. PC pissing contest. That's a game for fools. I use computers to their strengths whatever they might be. It follows different platforms might be better at some things than others. Eh?

    7. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by Gta-Klue · · Score: 1

      I've had better luck with Windows Update than urpmi, up2date. The only Linux equivalent that works, in what I would say, better fashion that Windows Update is Gentoo's emerge. What about apt-get??? 0.0

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    8. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      The only Linux equivalent that works, in what I would say, better fashion that Windows Update is Gentoo's emerge.

      Damn and i thought was going to get to make a gentoo comment and you took it right out my mouth. MEANIE. :)

    9. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by Dagett_Beaver · · Score: 1

      I've had better luck with Windows Update than urpmi, up2date. The only Linux equivalent that works, in what I would say, better fashion that Windows Update is Gentoo's emerge.

      How are the two even in the same category? Windows Update's main function is to provide a central place to patch all the holes and exploits that are discovered weekly in their software. Gentoo's emerge is there to install and update a whole library of software maintained and developed by many different companies and people. Call me blind, but I don't see the similarities.

    10. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by waldo2020 · · Score: 1

      no need to throw out your existing hardware and intel shit processor! ever heard of linux? just imagine a machine uptime of 200-300 days with winblows...

    11. Re:Time to think about Mac again? by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      Windows Update's main function is to provide a central place to patch all the holes and exploits that are discovered weekly in their software. Gentoo's emerge is there to install and update a whole library of software maintained and developed by many different companies and people. Call me blind, but I don't see the similarities.

      Apparently you don't visit Freshmeat too often. If you had, you would see software packages that get updated constantly. Having a central service that ensures those are distributed and installed is a good idea.

      Every software goes through revisions, but I guess because it's Microsoft Windows that gets updated and better it's inferior.

      Fucking hypocrites.

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  102. when windows update fails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does anyone among slashdot crowd know the proper action to be followed in case windows update fails? there is a listing of unsuccessful installations in the history of the patches but a rescan does not include the non-succeeding patches. do those ones, according to their id nos, should be manually updated or is there a better and quicker solution?

  103. Patch released by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News flash:
    Microsoft has released a quick patch to fix the patch
    so you can continue sufin' the web

    since you cannot download the patch you can order it directly from Microsoft for only $15

    BG

  104. That explains it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was wondering why my VPN stopped working last night. They had to pull this crap the same night I was running a large data conversion procedure and needed to monitor it from home. Fuckers.

  105. Was that the "Thanksgiving turkey" kernel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    IIRC it was even called that.

    I doubt that name will ever be used again.

  106. Darn right by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    as it was a "security improvement"

    Damn skippy it's a security improvement. Can't be attacked if you can't connect!

  107. ^H ? by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

    ps. how many of todays slashdot readers know what ^H means?

    Well, no one has yet answered this, so...

    On *nix systems, ^H is generally what you see when your tty settings do not have the backspace key bound to 'erase' (which will clear the previously typed character from the screen, as well move the cursor position one character back).

    The command to do so is stty ^H erase . For ^H in this command, (on Solaris 9, at least (which is in front of me) ) you can utilize the two character combination '^' and 'H'.

    By default erase is generally bound to delete (^?) - although don't try go binding delete to erase with the two character combination '^' and '?' - you have to press the delete key to get the actual code.

    Why backspace is a two character key code and delete only looks like one I have not taken the time to figure out.

  108. Now, now. by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    Since when does a knowledgeable system admin manage an MS-Windows system?

    That was uncalled for. There are plenty of super-knowledgeable, super-skilled sysadmins whose admin duties happen to include that of Windows systems, because it's what their companies happen to have, perhaps alongside other platforms, perhaps not.

    Furthermore, do you have any idea what it takes to get an MCSE? It's one hell of a heavyweight certification that entails lots of knowledge as well as the skill with which to apply it.

  109. Microsoft = genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is actually the best move I've seen Microsoft make in a LOOOONG time. It's genius! They force the stupid users who use Windows Update and run Windows XP off the internet! What more could you ask for?

    1. Re:Microsoft = genius by hellswraith · · Score: 1

      You're not too bright, are you? I would say those 'stupid' users that use Windows Update are actually the smart users. They want to keep their systems up-to-date. This prevents them from having all the security vulnerabilities that pop up over time..

  110. Corporate Responsibility by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1
    Microsoft said the changes it made complied with the latest industry standards, and said early indications linked the problems to some popular third-party products . . .

    Doesn't this read like from the playbook of corporations these days. You have a problem, acknowledge it, but insuate that someone else is responsible. Note how they don't tell anyone how to fix their patch.

    I wasn't affected by this patch, but I know someone who was. MS-bashing aside, all he wanted to know was how to undo the patch. After uninstalling did not work, he had to format his machine and reinstall Windows. On the plus side, I learned some new curse words.

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  111. greased turkey by JahToasted · · Score: 2, Informative

    2.4.15 I believe. Released on thanksgiving day so it was called "Greased Turkey". I remember reading about it on a machine that was using it. There was a way to unmount the drives without them being corrupted, luckily, so I was able to reboot into a different kernel. But it was pretty dicey.

  112. Microsoft should be held to a higher level of ... by Stargoat · · Score: 1
    Consumers should hold Microsoft to a higher level of accountability than other O/S manufacturers.

    First, Microsoft claims to have an easy to use O/S. I'm not sure I've heard other manufacturers of O/S (aside from Apple) make that claim. This means that Microsoft has a responsibility to release updates to its software that require minimal hassle.

    Second, Microsoft is larger. Microsoft has the resources to test these products. They could have an entire department dedicated to testing these and other updates. It wouldn't take much time, just money.

    Third, Microsoft has a near monopoly, and with that comes a certain degree of resposibility. Microsoft is in the vast majority of homes. Users who go out and trust Microsoft have just been burned. This update was ridiculous. How could they release something that has such a negative effect on an O/S? If an airline were to do this sort of thing, such as leaving all passengers who bought e-tickets stranded for a day, Congress would have a fit. People are just used to Microsoft's blundering. But it needs to end.

    To put it simply, there is no excuse. Microsoft should test, can test, and must test. But they choose not to. A company as large and as professional as Microsoft has no excuse for releasing such a destructive update. If Microsoft keeps up this level of incompetence, then they certainly should be subject to class action lawsuits.

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  113. Wed. & which Symantec security products affect by antdude · · Score: 1

    I swore the patch came out last Wednesday, May 21, 2003 like the rest of the XP updates. Even my Windows Update histories said Wednesday. Did MS rerelease it on Friday or something? I have it installed on my XP and 2000 machines and had no problems.

    As for Symantec products, which software products is the article referring to? Again, I have no problems and see no problems with my installed Symantec products.

    I wonder if the editor made errors in this article. I have seen it on Wired News, ABC News, Yahoo, etc.

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  114. i saw this one firsthand... by ecalkin · · Score: 1

    i got a service call last week to look at a computer that couldn't talk on the net...

    symantec personal firewall was installed but deactivated. no funky windows xp filtering was setup, etc, etc.

    pinging local hosts generated a 'host unreachable' message rather than the std 'timed out'

    tried the ms kb tactic of rebuilding the ip stack (via a netsh command). still had a problem. looked at other things that might have caused it. had dell replace system board. still had problem.

    8:30 am removed the symantec personal firewall and poooft problem solved. why did i not remove the spf before this? because it was working before and there was no evidence that it had been tampered with.

    i will double check with the individual, but i think this patch was installed automatically.

    eric

    1. Re:i saw this one firsthand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're wrong, it's not.

  115. I'm surprised Microsoft doesn't have... by aksansai · · Score: 1

    a nice utility that does a rollback of patches that were recently applied to the machine. Intermediate+ users of Windows know that most updates have be uninstalled and reverted back to its previous state by going to Add/Remove Programs. These hotfixes are considered a necessary fix if your machine utilizes the particular component that is indeed broken.

    Microsoft should create a "Repair Utility" that is available to the user in the event that a large anomaly (like loss of networking should occur). The user could then browse the patches that were installed, give a description of those patches, and then provide a link to the Knowledge Base article associated with the patch.

    If a user encountered a problem with loss of networking, the utility would show that the most recent update to Windows installed was the IPSec patch (the description would say - "this package updates the networking componet of Windows"). Even the beginner or novice could then put two and two together - I can't connect to the Internet so now the "networking component of Windows" is horked.

    A nice button that says "Revert" or "Uninstall" would allow the user to remove the patch, reboot, and get on with the program.

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    1. Re:I'm surprised Microsoft doesn't have... by Davak · · Score: 1

      Mod this up. +1 Insightful

      Davak

    2. Re:I'm surprised Microsoft doesn't have... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      Microsoft should create a "Repair Utility" that is available to the user in the event that a large anomaly (like loss of networking should occur). The user could then browse the patches that were installed, give a description of those patches, and then provide a link to the Knowledge Base article associated with the patch.

      Start->(All) Programs->Accessories->System Tools->System Restore

      Pick a date to roll back to, and there you go. Create manual checkpoints when you'd like, or use the system checkpoints that get created a) once a day and b) when you do 'dangerous' things like install new drivers/hardware.

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  116. Re:Unfortunate = Flame War? by Davak · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm... while tempted to launch into the whole PC vs Apple debate, currently I don't have the time...

    I've got to get down to the pro-choice rally before I go lobby for my right-to-bear arms. After lunch I am attending the pro-captital punishment rally. Then hopefully tonight we can attend the fund raiser for the statue of Al "i invented the internet" Gore.

    Here are the flame war rules. Please print them out for later reference.

    Davak (in asbestos underwear)

  117. happened with win2k too by garaged · · Score: 1

    It had that problem with XP and 2K

    It's a real pain in the ass to have such an stupid crew making updates, at least if that happens on linux, I can reinstall the network by hand, and it will work, but in win ??

    Thank god i dont "need" to use windows for nothing real, only to play some games
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  118. Re:More Sloppy Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    it practically makes me nauseous every time I hear a code monkey blather on with some variant on "software has bugs--deal with it"

    it'll be a better world when software eventually becomes a real engineering discipline, and companies are no longer able to hide behind EULA disclaimers....

  119. Poor argument... by aksansai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First things first - I love open source software. I prefer Linux. But let's be realistic:

    Microsoft is a software vendor - a software vendor has employees that know, love, and baby their source code to produce a software product. Windows XP is one of their software products. These software developers know their particular piece of the puzzle well - while they may know jack and doodle about another piece of the puzzle within the same product. Nevermind they have no clue on how another piece of software is written from a completely different vendor!

    If Microsoft were to release a patch to Windows XP - do you honestly want them to test the patch against the fifty three million software products that are available to run under their operating system? Let's not forget all the legacy versions that are still floating out there.

    C'mon - that's ridiculous. It's an unfair argument to state that Microsoft should test against software not written by them. I would expect Microsoft's testing strategy is to make sure that the software does not adversely affect the performance of their own operating system and the software that came with it.

    Since we do not have sufficient information about all the software that was affected by the patch, we do not know the whole scope of the problem. All we know is that Symantec's software product conflicts with the latest update.

    If five software products out of fifty three million are broken while the remainder has absolutely no problem - would it not be safe to say that the problem does not lie within the patch, but perhaps the coding practices of the five software products that have the conflicts?

    Unlike what I would have expected from Microsoft, pulling the patch was the right idea. I imagine their quality department immediately dispatched a request to Symantec to evaluate the possible conflict and to work a resolution as a fast as possible.

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    1. Re:Poor argument... by rtechie · · Score: 1

      It's worth noting that Microsoft does indeed try to test patches against installs with many common applications. But as you correctly pointed out, there are so many applications available for Windows (many of them being quite obscure) that it's impossible to test against them all.

      It's also worth noting that this patch DOES NOT cause every user who installs it to be knocked off the net. I installed it earlier and nothing happened to my connection. Apparently the problem is only with users of Norton's firewall product. Symantec doesn't seem to think the issue is important enough to post a notice on their web site about it.

  120. Re: Auto Update by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

    If past versions of windows are any harbinger then no. I think they just write code the way they think it might work and once it compiles without critical errors they ship it.

    I have to admit though I'm on OSX and I still don't use Auto Update, better to let someone else try it for a week (for instance I totally skipped from 10.2.4 to 10.2.6 because of the kernel panic introduced in 10.2.5 that would have affected my system). Fortunately Apple is pretty good about posting security patches individually and independent of OS bug fixes.

  121. The Fix by Davak · · Score: 4, Informative
    This problem should be easily fixable on any system.

    When the update occurs, XP makes a new restore point.

    If you are ever having problems after an update... just roll the system back. Easy.

    Restore Point Link


    DavaK

    1. Re:The Fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does not work if system restore is turned off. :) I now keep system restore ON.

  122. Tell me... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...how is Windows Update that different from the cron job on my Linux server running up2date? Apart from a certain fear of what Microsoft is *really* phoning home, I really don't have a big problem with it.

    Linux packages are uaually more stable because some people want to be bleeding edge and take a lot of the bugs out of it (read: voluntary alpha/beta testers), but that doesn't mean that someday Red Hat can't screw up and release a patch that breaks something.

    Of course knocking out the network is a biggie, but this is a manual update that breaks on a quite specific non-standard configuration. As if that has never happened outside of closed source...

    Kjella

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  123. Re:Microsoft Security by tshak · · Score: 1

    If those people lost network access, how would Microsoft know?

    Maybe they used System Restore to restore their system to a point prior to the patch? Or maybe they just picked up the phone.

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  124. pot calling the kettle black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm fuming mad after reading the replys to this story. What are you lunix geeks, 5 years old and still reeling from that time some kid put a worm in your drink?

    Linux programmers fuck up just as oftern, and does anyone make fun of them? No.

    Mistakes happen, nobody's perfect. Get over yourselves.

    Why don't you go make fun of some noobs on irc who can't get linux installed off an external cd-rom drive, because you know, the more people you alienate, the more people will use your garbage os, right?

    I can't believe you elitest fucks. You are the reason no one uses your stupid os. Grow the ability to communicate and educate and you might get a few more people on board. Until then enjoy your circle jerk.

  125. Antivirus software by Cardbox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to the story the main (although not the only?) problem is with systems that have anti-virus software installed. I'm not surprised. Anti-virus software is written by people who don't fully understand MS's incomplete and incomprehensible documentation, who have often had to reverse-engineer something that MS might change at any moment... and the AV suppliers do not, themselves, bother to document the ways in which their product subtly buggers up a Windows system... so that we can't even tell whether a particular eccentric behaviour might be the fault of the AV.

    Whenever a really mysterious bug in a Windows program appears, I always ask users to try running it on Windows (rather than Windows-as-modified-by-an-AV). More often than not, the bug goes away.

  126. Thanks to Slashdot... by TrentC · · Score: 1

    ...because every time I read about some new security fix, hacking story, or exploit, I log into my web servers and download the security fixes for Debian stable.

    (More often than not there's nothing to download, but last week there was a fix in the mime-support package, so you can never be too careful...)

    If not for Slashdot and Microsoft, my servers might go for a week or two without updates. Thanks. guys!

    Jay (=

  127. Re:Microsoft Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [ Because suddenly a sh*tload of boxes quit "calling back home". ]

    That was the implied joke, genius.

  128. Oh no! The sky is falling! by delus10n0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Give me a break. Let's all start the Micro$oft bashing, right? Because it couldn't possibly be another vendor's fault, like *cough*Symantec's*cough*?

    I had a similar problem to this about a year ago, under Windows 2000. I was using a piece of firewall/intrusion detection software called BlackIce. They released a new version of BlackIce, I installed it. Then I installed a network/security update from Windows Update.. rebooted, and what do you know, my internet doesn't work anymore. I contact BlackIce's tech support (who was very helpful) and they admitted they were aware of an issue with that particular security update and their software not working together, and that they would be releasing a patch soon for BlackIce. Microsoft wasn't at fault for it, BlackIce was, and they admitted it.

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  129. As a Sid user... by hummassa · · Score: 1

    I can tell you that in my Debian Sid work PC, I use apt-cron; it DOES apt-get -d -y upgrade every night, but it does NOT install anything before I clear it; i.e., only after I review the changelogs and the bug reports I do apt-get -y upgrade and voilá... instant upgrade.

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  130. Are you 100% positive about that? by kiwimate · · Score: 1

    I have no Symantec software installed. By that I mean that there is no Symantec group, there's nothing in Add/Remove, and I know all the applications on this PC and they're 100% non-Symantec.

    I can search for symcjit.dll and find a couple of occurrences (under Oracle software). Looking at the properties shows those files to be (copyright) Symantec.

    I have seen this in the past -- a known conflict with Symantec software causing problems, a user stating with positive assurance they had no Symantec software installed, a search for specific Symantec DLLs or components that I know are used by other packages, a removal of those DLLs, and bingo, problem fixed.

    Personally, as soon as I saw Symantec mentioned, I gave this involuntary shudder. Do you remember the version of PC Anywhere they released several years ago which essentially completely crashed NT Workstation, requiring a reinstall? I sure do -- that was a Symantec problem, and they admitted it (as well as rather blithely saying the resolution was to reformat your hard drive).

  131. Just download the patch by Biff+Stu · · Score: 1

    Now all I need to do is download the patch to the last patch to get my internet connectivity back....

  132. Ironic I heard about it on Slashdot first by OldBus · · Score: 2, Informative
    I downloaded the update yesterday and I had problems later, although I didn't lose all networking. There didn't seem to be any sign what the problem was on the Microsoft support site.

    So, I read Slashdot and find the answer to my Windows support problem! That's certainly different :)

    BTW, to those who said the only way to solve is to reinstall Windows, have you tried rollin gback to the last system checkpoint before the upgrade? (worked for me on XP)

  133. Come On Now... by tomakaan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Many of us here on /. are developers. Are you going to honestly say that you've never screwed up in one of your releases and had a security or other bug slip through testing? You tell me that and I've got two words for you...bull ****. Yeah, Microsoft is on a much bigger scale than most of us, and they make a lot more money in sales, but everyone screws up still. Everyone screws up, even the "big-bad-money-hungry" Microsoft everyone loves to complain about!

  134. VPN or IPSec drivers clashing with Symantec soft by Joe+Enduser · · Score: 1, Interesting
    What software is secure that doesn't clash with Symantec Software?

    When I tried to convert my couple of users to Spop3, we found out that Outlook et.al. could handle it fine, but the email plugin for Norton Antivirus couldn't.

    The situation wasn't all that bad as it incited me to implement virusscanning on the server (F-Prot, not Symantec :)

    The Enduser

  135. Slashdot's daily Microsoft quota by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Slashdot has been making sure to post a Microsoft article at least once a day, most likely because of the page hits they generate. It doesn't matter if the article is poorly researched, intentionally vague, or completely innaccurate--it's not as though the editors actually answer to anybody or care. Any response is given through modbombing threads, shrugging it off as a running joke (i.e., duplicate articles), or simply ignoring the problem. In other words, Slashdot is guilty of the exact same thing Slashbots claim everyday against "Micro$loth"--FUD campaigns. This is clear just by browsing the story archives.

    For crying out loud, there was an article about Ballmer selling Microsoft stock. Wow! What was the point, other than to have Microsoft on the front page so the pseudo-intellectuals who think they have everything figured out can rush in and post "M$" all over the place? In this case, it's an update that conflicts with firewall software for a "handful" of people, so the update has been pulled. But, of course, it is posted as a serious fault of Windows Update, that Microsoft posted something that shut off 600,000 people's connections. The majority of "M$-bashers" won't read the links themselves and will just blindly follow the summary, and so we get the further propagation of falsehoods permeating the worldviews of those who derive their perspective from Slashdot headlines--a tragically high number of Slashbots. We'll get everything from the "apt-get" comments to the "this only proves my point that..." and so forth. Nobody will bother realizing that this a minor issue and didn't even warrant an entire Slashdot article, and that they are being played by the editors into generating page hits and discussion threads bashing Microsoft. Sadly, such has become the norm around this place, a website that used to post really good science articles and keep us updated on kernel development but has now become a corporate shill that posts anti-Microsoft propaganda everyday in between story dupes.

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    1. Re:Slashdot's daily Microsoft quota by Dot.Com.CEO · · Score: 1
      That wanker of an "editor", michael, is a fucking disgrace to /. and an embaracement to people with half a brain who visit and support this site. What you say is indeed true, /. is not, for the most part, an intelligent discussion forum, it is a battling ground for trolls and Linux fanboys because the editors want it so. I personally enjoy it, I find the trolling and reading /. at -1 an excellent experience and I truly pity the idiots who choose to read /. at a higher threshold.

      Having said that, if the majority of Linux fanboys and general idiots in here think that they need to bash MS at least once a day, I don't give a shit. If idiot "editors" like michael find it appropriate to fuel the fire to keep the business running, what the hell, so be it, but fucking try to do it in an intelligent, succint way. I know it sometimes does not seem like it, but people really appreciate intelligent conversation and rational arguments over screaming and stupid accusations. Abd for fuck's sake, this place would be SO much better with a -1 Karmawhore mod...

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    2. Re:Slashdot's daily Microsoft quota by Hypocritical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yes, this place has become the trolling ground that only a few of us understand, and the rest have accepted the program (the Slashbots as you call them). The few that don't accept the program can escape the Slashdot, and can live outside of it, in Zion, and enter the Slashdot at will. But is Zion just another level of control? As long as you still log in to the Slashdot, are you not part of it? Do these 0's and 1's still to some degree control you?

      The agents keep creating duplicates. I wouldn't mess with an agent directly, for he can wipe out all of your karma. But karma is just another manifestation of the Slashdot, another level of control, and once you learn to let go of it, you can do anything.

      Did you know that the first Slashdot was designed to be a perfect geek world? Where none suffered. Where everyone would be happy. Where everyone could post what they wanted without consequence. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Some believed that we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect website. But I believe that as a subculture, geeks define their reality through misery and suffering.

      Which is why the Slashdot was redesigned to this, the peak of your subculture. I say your subculture because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our subculture which is, of course, what this is all about.

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  136. "Bull$hit" by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    BS.

    It's not a surprise this was instantly modded up to "+5" when it is simply anecdotal claims from an Anonymous Coward named "fLaMePr0oF." Only on Slashdot...

    The update conflicts with certain combinations of firewall software. Also, by "removed," it was removed from Windows Update. You purposely miss the facts to make Microsoft seem like liars.

    Come on, you can do better.

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  137. The problem by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    I think the biggest problem is how the Windows Automatic Update feature is turned on by default on everyone's machines.

    The real problem is people not reading the articles and seeing that it was not listed as a Critical Update, so it wouldn't be auto-installed anyway. Your point is moot.

    But going into instructions on how to disable automatic updating is a nice way to get modded up, as well as falsely claiming "this is at least the 2nd or 3rd time" you've read an article about a malfunctioning patch.

    Next.

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  138. Don't Worry, Feds Will Check Them Now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    " A White House plan completed this year instructed the General Services Administration to work with the Homeland Security Department to study the effects of software patches on hundreds of computer programs. The plan said the government will share its findings with the technology industry."

    Seems the real news here is that the Federal Gub'mint (i.e. OUR tax dollars), will now check these 'industry' patches. Hmm, wonder which corps(e) will get the lions share of testing done for them. M$

    JoeR

  139. The parent post is false to get modded up-see here by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Quoting from the site:

    "This problem occurs because of a regression error in the Windows XP SP1 versions of the kernel files (Ntoskrnl.exe, Ntkrnlmp.exe, Ntkrnlpa.exe, and Ntkrpamp.exe) that were included in the original 811493 security update. On May 28, 2003, Microsoft released a revised version of the 811493 security update for Windows XP SP1 to address this problem."

    It's fixed and is a non-issue. Moderators were had.

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  140. NEVER FORGET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.linuxisforbitches.com

  141. I had no problems with this and Symantec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have Symantec Norton Internet Security which according to the article was one of the programs incompatible with this patch.

    If I hadn't checked /. I wouldn't have even known there was a problem since my connect still works fine.

    The problem must lie elsewhere and not with Symantec.

  142. Fixing moderation abuse by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    Responding to a post about a company which held off on installing security patches unless there were published exploits,

    Matrix272 wrote:
    Hey, at least when the network crashes down around you, it's still YOUR network. If you neglect to install a critical update when it's new, it might be someone ELSE'S network by the time you get around to looking at it.

    Which was a perfectly valid comment about risk management tradeoffs.

  143. updates by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    I recently downloaded a recommended ethernet driver update from windows update. It deleted my previous drivers and crashed during installation. Attempts to replace or uninstall the partially installed drivers resulted in errors. So after about 20 minutes I just did a system restore.

    I reported the problem, but it still recommends that I download that little ethernet driver update.

  144. You should upgrade to Mac OS X by afantee · · Score: 1

    Software Upgrade is a two-click process, and it has never broken any of my 3 machines in the last 2 years.

    And best of all, virtually all of the updates add new features or improve performance, not security fixes with Windows update.

  145. Said it before and I'll say it again... by Stonan · · Score: 0, Troll

    Windows XP = Windows eXtortion Program.

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  146. not the first BAD xp update by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    there is a q update that caused a MASSIVE system slowdown, that I've yet to see updated or explained. I am at work on a 2k station so I can't see what the update is but it was an overflow correction 811 somthing or other

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  147. There's a lie? by christoofar · · Score: 1

    From Microsoft's site:

    The following new "shims" are added:

    AddProcessParametersFlags
    GetVolumeInformationL ie -- ????

  148. I got some more info: by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 1

    http://www.apple.com/macosx/
    try that. should fix any problems you're having with XP.

    If you want to keep your hardware, try this one:
    http://www.redhat.com/software/linux/

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  149. I Love Microsoft by theolein · · Score: 0

    They make wonderful pretty coloured operating systems that work out of the box and improve on your social life and your interviewing skills by getting you to use the phone to speak to microsoft employees you never knew before (and didn't want to) and answer questions about all facets of your computing life.

  150. No, the patch is NOT fixed. I tried it. by Len · · Score: 1
    I downloaded the new supposedly "fixed" version of this patch today, and it has the same problem.

    After I installed patch 811493 last month, programs became very slow to start up. The problem went away when I uninstalled the patch. Today I downloaded the patch again (from here, which is linked from here). Again it takes a long time to run simple programs like mspaint.exe. Remove the patch again and it's back to normal.

  151. Not Enough Updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    (Does this mean only 600,000 XP users trust Windows Update?)

    No, it means that there are only 600,000 out of millions of XP users that are intelligent enough to actually bother patching their Windows machines. Personally, I'm sick of receiving Klez infected messages. Even though my machine is impervious to VBS worms, it is almost as bad as unsolicited e-mail, and those 160KB+ attachment files are eating up space on my mail server. I think product activation should be used to shut down Windows boxes that haven't checked and applied an MS patch in the last three months.

    Ridiculous.
  152. It has not been fixed. 829170 also causes problems by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Besides 811493, 329170 and now 818043 all have either broken something, slowed down the system, crashed machines.

    811493 still causes slowdowns on 2000 and XP. Not to mention breaking several AV programs, and other various things.

    329170 still causes excessive shutdown times on XP and 2000, and has broken XP all on it's own in several configurations.

    818043 is the one we are discussing today, and simply pooch screwed network connections.

    So no, it's not fixed. It's still an issue and people are still experiancing problems. And MS still hasn't fixed it, regardless of what you think and regardless of what MS is saying.

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  153. Not MS's fault by geekee · · Score: 1

    From the aricle: "Microsoft said the changes it made complied with the latest industry standards, and said early indications linked the problems to some popular third-party products, such as protective firewall software sold by other companies."

    Apparently, MS pulled the patch because third party sw wasn't following the standard, so 3rd party sw caused the problem.

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  154. they finally did it! by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    The patch was actually a success. Now nobody will EVER be able to hack into those computers.

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  155. A required "Call to Microsoft"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    which of course required the nice little phone call to Microsoft
    That and that alone is why linux will continue to take market share from Microsoft.

    I, and I'm sure many others, want to be able to buy the OS software, of any kind, and take it home and install it without phone calls to get it activated, etc.
    I don't care how nice the people on the other end of the phone call are, or how short a wait I had to get to speak to someone and explain my problem. (Note that it is my problem, and that there is a chance that my appeal will get rejected, that I "did something wrong".
    I have said this before:
    My Merrill Lynch adviser told me not to buy Microsoft stock, (I asked him to purchase some for me) as they had been told that Microsoft would lose market share to Redhat and linux in the server market, and that it was not a good buy.
    Microsoft needs to sell an OS that is as good as or better than Redhat or Mandrake, and requires no phone calls to activate, and can be installed as many times as you want to. The only thing keeping me from installing Mandrake 8 many many times, is:

    l. I install it and keep it for a while
    2. I don't have enought money to buy lots of
    new computers to install it on.
    So, why can't Microsoft sell a product to allow that?
    Windows 98 was the last one I have that could be installed many times without a phone call or problem. (and I do) (I play with computers for a hobby) Microsoft wants to make more money off me than I intend to spend, so I don't buy Microsoft!

  156. Re:Microsoft Security by erikdotla · · Score: 1

    They'd know because their hit count on MSN.com would go down, since everyone's home page is configured to hit it.

    Their hit count on Windows Update would go down, since every few times I launch IE, I see it checking for updates.

    Their hit count on MSN messenger service would go down, since it's attached to Outlook Express for most people.

    There's probably countless other times that Windows apps touch MS servers. They should probably monitor it and in the event of a severe drop after a patch, they can investigate.

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  157. Re:Microsoft Security by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    What about a slow steady drop when they haven't released a patch? I bet that would worry them more! :^P

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  158. too many windows updates by asquared256 · · Score: 1

    I began switching to linux after seeing windows updates popping up every other day on my windows 2000 installation. I knew that one of them would end up breaking something. Kind of like the outlook "security update" that blocks opening nearly all attachments...

  159. Here's some more information for ya.. by slashbrent · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Hey, what the hell. I got Karma to burn.

    Until the gross monopoly that is the Micro$oft corporation is dealt with (e.g.: broken up, blown up, whatever) the following condition will apply:

    Due to the complete and total lack of ANY compelling force - market, goverment, consumer, or otherwise - Micro$oft will continue to make the worst possible operating system widely available.

    No trolling buddy! That's the way it is.

    Remember AT&T before it was broken up? (although it is a little oversimplified) we used to pay like $0.40-0.50/minute for LD! Suprised? Why would you be. They had a monololy on long distance. We (the US) passed the Sherman Anti-trust Act in the early 20th century precisely because of Standard Oil and other companies that would just ride roughshod over any and all competition.. and then they would gouge the hell out of all their customers. Sound familiar.

    Here's a question - how many of you guys would switch your 2000 presidential vote to Gore knowing now that Bush completely let off M$ - after they were CONVICTED (twice!) in Federal Court? Huh? I cant hear you? Can you speak up??

    But, i digress.

    How long exactly did it take the OSS community to create a complete kernel, operating system, user interface, and office suite? A few years?? HELLO!!! Micro$hit spends BILLIONS on R&D and they cant even make something as stable as Mac OS X or a fuc*ing splash screen thats more than 256 colors?? After nearly 20 years?

    Groan..

    The plain truth is M$ has no motivation at all to create standards for or share their OS's inner workings. IE will always start twice as fast as Mozilla because BillG will create special/hidden hooks/methods to use to gain an edge - and the same goes for Symantec. One day Bill is come looking for the anti-virus market (oh the irony!!!) and Lord knows M$ cannot make a product that competes with anyone, so they'll use their underhanded and secret tactics against Symantec (Symantec developer: How come their software can do all this stuff? I dont see that in their docs, and when i call to ask my "rep" they say "see ya".)

    The only real question of interest now is: What is going to happen to M$ down the road? Will OSS and change in general finally topple them , or will we actually be living in the T3 future sometime soon? Will BillG become in effect the next Castro or Saddam because he holds the reins to the gold/oil/land of the modern age??

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  160. Bahh!! by yummy1991 · · Score: 1

    My website has a list i went through to fix this problem. Check it out. If only i had traced the problem back to the updates. GRRR!!!!!

  161. For those interested in the truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The patch was not flawed. In fact, it simply started enforcing the default IPSEC security policies.

    See: Neowin for the full story.

  162. Re:It has not been fixed. 829170 also causes probl by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    A bunch of claims with no evidence to back it up. Am I supposed to take this seriously?

    Next.

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  163. Re:It has not been fixed. 829170 also causes probl by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    I've pointed you in the direction, and I don't do your homework. Time to see the big boys world and realize that sometimes you have to look up the information yourself.

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  164. It's Tomorrow's News Today by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
    No worm (yet), just this Microsoft warns of new vulnerabilities

    The higher-rated of the two bulletins includes a patch that fixes four separate vulnerabilities in Microsoft's Internet Information Services (IIS) software. That alert, rated "important," addresses vulnerabilities that could make servers running the software vulnerable to a denial-of-service attack.

    "We definitely want everyone who is running IIS 4.0, 5.0 and 5.1 to install the patch," said Microsoft program manager Stephen Toulouse.

    *sigh* Ah well...

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  165. [OT]Re:difficulty with software upgrades by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
    With software, I always fear that beside enhancements, also restrictions will be built in (happend with quicktime once years ago). Therefore, I usually keep a copy of the old software or to make full backups before upgrading the OS.
    Sorry for the OT, but after too many day/nights on the box, I'm curious; Are you talking about the removal of editing features that happened around QT 3 - 4?

    I think they dropped them to the 'Pro' version then, right?

    The funniest part was, the first 'Pro' was an update that had us going to the Apple servers, hanging on there for 7 or 8 minutes 'downloading', and 'installing', (after paying) and all it was was a serial that unlocked the 'features'.....again.

    Anyhoo, was that what you referred to, or am I more baked than I think/feel ?

    thanks.

  166. Re:It has not been fixed. 829170 also causes probl by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    What a complete and utter copout. Your entire argument has been shattered.

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  167. Re:It has not been fixed. 829170 also causes probl by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    No, a copout would be to ignore you. Use that big search engine in the sky and search.

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  168. Re:It has not been fixed. 829170 also causes probl by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    The burden of proof isn't on me. There is simply no evidence to be found. Nice dodge.

    Next.

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  169. Re:It has not been fixed. 829170 also causes probl by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    No, a dodge would be question your ability to use a serach engine.

    Google gives: 811493 ~970 returns in 0.10 seconds
    Google gives: 329170 ~635 returns in 0.12 seconds
    Google gives: 818043 ~5 returns in 0.07 seconds, it is new and was quickly fixed. Unlike the above others.

    MS has now finally after a month or two finally fixed 811493, it actually works. So take your pick, look it up; or wallow in your own ignorance.

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  170. Re:It has not been fixed. 829170 also causes probl by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    You still provide no links. The burden of proof is on you. It's a fun game to play, but I tire of it. Clearly, you have nothing to offer but rhetoric and spin. Don't worry; it's okay to be wrong.

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  171. Re:It has not been fixed. 829170 also causes probl by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    As I said, I don't do your homework. The information is for you to look up. But I can say from personal experiance your postings to roll back to the infamous "I'm better because, I don't have to look it up" bit.

    The big bad world of information researchers doesn't work like that. You do your own dirty work, and if you can't, don't or won't look it up. You want to pay me for the work, that's a different story. That's fine with me. I couldn't care less, it's your own pen of ignorance you'll be wallowing in.

    But perhaps, you should try looking up some of those "big" words your using like "rhectoric" and "spin", and see how masters actually do at it.

    If I had posted rhectoric and spin, it would have been without leaving you the technet article numbers.

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