How Are You Spending Your Christmas Vacation?
Embedded Geek asks: "Instead of just spending Christmas break (or slowdown if you don't actually get time off) fixing up your house/car/server, are there any neat activities or events in your neck of the woods that you've been putting off? A museum exhibit? A cool new restaurant? An attraction in your hometown you usually only see with out of town relatives? Share your ideas with your fellow Slashdot readers! I, for one, plan to check out Barsoom to Blade Runner: Science Fiction in Southern California in my hometown."
Reading slashdot, of course...
I wish I had a life...
Not a whole lot, apparently.
Apparently posting on /. isn't on anybody's list of activities... this post seems to be falling on deaf ears.
Besides, who on the east coast can go anywhere with all of this snow?
Two stories posted at the same time, I thought I was on total fark until I noticed the gay white on green writing!
Ekrout sucks, and so does Anonymous Coword!
Im having christmas cheer rather then listen to yet another M$ is evil flamewar.
How about spending a bit spare time with your family and/or friends? I guess it could be quite nice and it won't do much harm either! :-)
Seriously, do you know how much preperation it takes when none of your guests will eat a true haggis?
i'm on the east coast....
i got up here to vermont monday, and am staying untill new year's eve day skiing... mmmm...... snow....
I am working on a few guitar effects projects, working on my soldering skills. Reading slashdot. I was an occasional reader a while ago, trying to get serious again. Saw my cousin today, he is responsible for http://www.digilutionary.net. A cool sight, not updated in a while, but he is a brilliant guy. Working on my dads buisness computers. Damn windoze 98 and a corrupt registry. Busy.
This article(From science and computers, a new face of Jesus) on CNN website shows the face of Jesus re-created by scientists. "The Jesus plastered on the cover of this month's Popular Mechanics has a broad peasant's face, dark olive skin, short curly hair and a prominent nose. He would have been 5-foot-1-inch tall and weighed 110 pounds, if the magazine is to be believed...". Wow !!! Truth finally comes out...
And I'm doing that right now...
Have imeadiate family but it's bleah for christmas. So my biggest thing is trying to stay connected to this server on Neverwinter Nights as a dwarf wearing a tuxedo. Ahh the Dryads love a sharp dressed Dwarven Fighter! :)
~~ Behold the flying cow with a rail gun! ~~
Fort Worth's new Modern Art Museum opened up on the 14th, and I'm going to do my darndest to make it over there. The only bad thing I've heard about it: the architecture is so well designed it overshadows the massively awesome collection they have.
Alone.
Recently divorced, living by myself. Snow cancelled my trip to my parents today, and I just don't feel like moving.
Now, so I can live vicariously though others, how about some folks who've have a better Christmas?
Just another day on the securtiy/abuse desk.
Michael Loves Me!
At first read I thought to myself "Science Fiction Museum? I'm there". but after further consideration I realized that it's going to get a physical slashdotting now, with hoards of geeks lining up outside tomorow morning. oh well, back to the playing Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the XBOX.
The long nights with the kids in bed and no need to rise early are just perfect for rewriting the text of an Internet-Draft that will become an RFC that registers a new top-level MIME media type.
Ah, vacations are good.
For christmas this year our family spent the money we would have on gifts for ourselves and bought toys for poor kids in an innercity school.
This perfect to do when there are no little ones in the family (our youngest is 18) and there is nothing like seeing little kids get wide-eyed over a toy.
--Joey
Building my own slashsite.
CCNP certification.
Finding a girlfriend.
Sleep.
Ripping my parents' CD collection while I'm home.
Build a fireworks factory out of legos to save money next July 4th.
Christmas shopping for next year.
Skiing!
... wrapped around my right wrist an I can power a city for 30 seconds to several minutes depending on the quality of the photo gallery.
Poor fellow. You say snow is a problem? Here in Finland snow is the last problem you start to think of while running all the time away time from those damn polar bears. ;)
I demand the Cone of Silence!
I'm going skiing.
where's all that Karma?
Traveling tonight (instead of yesterday) with my wife and kid halfway to where we are going to end up tomorrow. I am going to visit my family in the Knoxville area. I intend maybe Saturday or Sunday to go see Dollywood in Pidgeon Forge. Really nice time you can have there. The total drive is only 6 hours, but I am going to take my time getting there. I will probably be there earlier then if I waited to leave tomorrow. I have a laptop and GPS in tow (no DC to AC convertor so no laptop on way down, maybe on way up). Also have PDA and digicam. Have a Merry Christmas! (wishing Happy Holidays is just SO not like me....I want to profess who's birthday I am celebrating....sorry if offend the vocal minority.)
Gorkman
I rather like what Christmas has done to /.; maybe it will continue. I can only hope =)
How about someone realizes the TRUE meaning of Christmas sometime... Everyone must decide who Jesus is, even if subconciously. If you believe Jesus is Lord, then start acting upon it. Christmas is touted as a time of spending oodles of money on traditions, when noone seems to realize what is really behind Christmas. If you are just ignoring the entire point of Jesus, then read into it - there are plenty of resources available. Just remember that it could change your destiny forever. I am sick, myself, of all these postings about the untrue meanings of Christmas.
I am spending this Annual Gift Exchange holiday coding as usual. And happy about it, too.
My
Limekiller
Projecting Slashdot onto the wall and spending time with my Family reading slashdot
Ask them if they can figure out what the acronyms mean!
Ask grandma if she knows who Jack Velenti is, and if so, did they ever have an affair? (seriously, I think if we all do this we may dig up some dirt)
Fun for the whole family!
And don't forget to check out Think Geek to see what you didn't get for X-Mas!
I am a covetous Jew and therefore do not celebrate Christmas.
i would not spend much on my vacation although a nice trip to silicone valley would not harm me one bit kner kner kenr kner kenr kner kner kner kner
I wasnt going to be doing anything until I saw the XP linux link on /.
I'm downloading it now to work on it !!
Help pay for my wedding! Go to my kickass website
Down to San Antonio this weekend and meet some online friends from EQ. We're going to gather and Dave & Buster's to start and end up who knows where.
I'm spending my -day- off assembling toys that have been purchased or 'delivered by Santa' for my son. Mr phillips-head, Mr Duracell, and Mr Band-Aid are treating me poorly as I discover new and even more ingenious ways to bind toys that are in no way assembled to the cardboard boxes they came in. The joys of Christmas are truly without number. Twist-ties and styrofoam bricks provide a nice seat for me while I curse with reckless abandon the SOB who figured that GI Joe vehicles should practically be through-bolted to their respective boxes. Soon, I will get the portable propane torch and ignite the remaining boxes with the goodies still in them. The boy gets what survives the inferno. I like to think of this as Christmas Darwinism. Amusingly, of the many and expensive toys he received from various family, he is most taken with the $15 helicopter so far.
My girlfriend and I just watched Bad Taste. I haven't seen it in about 13 years, and it's as funny as I remembered.
I'll try to figure out a roadtrip to go to Fullerton for the science fiction exhibit. I've been planning on getting a huge back tattoo of art deco type sci-fi. Some sort of Alex Raymond/Buck Rogers/Flash Gordon type thing. If anyone has ideas email them to me gorn at nokill dot com. A friend of mine is a great tattoer and she said she'd do it for free. No one sees my back anyway.
After Fullerton I'll try to get to Vegas to see the Guggenheim motorcycle exhibit before it closes.
In an hour off to Davis to eat, drink and open Xmas presents at my sister's house.
Usually, I spend Xmas eve at a bar or drinking booze in a cheap hotel. This year was different.
The meter maids are out today. Man, they're worthless. A ticket on Xmas.
riding round the world on an old motorcycle
Ok fine, I have spent a good deal of the day with my family.
They are watching a movie now though, so instead of that I'm on my parents new computer (P4 1.6 for only $400, wow!) editing a proposal that I recently submitted for review on the GDF.
I'm also answering personal e-mails and surfing the good old web.
Merry Christmas Slashdot!!
smd4985
after opening all of my gifts i go to throw my new video card into my computer. 3 hours later i leave the hospital with 6 stitches from my case-o-death :-(
I am with my Fiance's parents in Idaho Falls, Idaho. We have been up here since last night, when we went to chinese food. Tonight we are going to see a movie, and then tomrrow I am going to see LOTR II Towers Again. So far no alcohol. where as @ thanksgiving I had some wine. I will prolly work on Hogwash and upload the new Apple 802.11b enabled version. Thats my christmas, now howbout yours!
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There's some new geocaches in my area that I'm hoping to check out. The lack of tree cover reduces signal loss on the GPSR, and the winter weather kills off much of the undergrowth.
I always needed a "reason" to buy a GPS receiver... this hobby provided me with it!
Geek toys and outdoor activity! What a great combo!
... reading Slashdot.
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"Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." - Homer Simpson [1F10]
I get to work... I'm on Loran Watch in Petaluma CA for the USCG... Same as last year, I get to spend Christmas Morning making sure navigation in Alaska is up and functioning properly...
ET3 William Kenny
USCG
Eric... You suck...
I'm trying out Gentoo Linux. Oh yeah, and catching up on my drinking. I figure that after a few brews Linux is more challenging... :)
I spent christmas day playing quake and then repairing some libc problems from debian unstable. Then I went and wasted time posting stupid comments on slashdot and then I probably either went to sleep or played more quake.
Assembling my son's toys. Repeatedly being called downstairs to help my father set up his new computer. Install OpenBSD. *ponders* Read through my C++ and C# books without interruptions (yea right) Hmm.. Go see my boyfriend! Eat his mother's awesome macaroni bake. Complete the space flight in Civ3. Oh and look for a job! In this crap town, that'll be difficult. Yay for holidays! :>
I've got some 24 hour super flu thingy. Yay. Norwalk Virus I think it's called. Anyway, there was an outbreak here and so my whole family got it.
I've been reading slashdot, coding ( OS calender project ), coding ( PHP website for work ), and coding ( Discussion board website as a pet project )
I don't think this is healthy, yesterday I had to stop because I kept seeing spots. Honest.
It's fun though, do this every christmas break.
Based on upvotes, Ageism is the only "-ism" Slashdotters care about and think isn't SJW
christmas night is spent with family, the day after i have to run back home, to college (apartment life not dorm) because i work tomorrow, but with the two weeks i have off, i'm working on the network, i just moved out of the dorms in with two of my friends, and i'm setting up the network now that i have enough floor space to set more than my work station, got to get mail, web, ftp, and nis (nis box also does vpn, and routing/nat) all up before sunday night... i opened a new dell inspirion 8200 this morning that was a plus
--fetch daddy's blue fright wig, i must be handsome when i release my rage
'Round here, I've taken to convincing my parents to sit down and watch "The Fellowship of the Ring" (which they're finally doing as I type this). The rest of the time, I'm sitting around, watching TV and chatting online. Nothing different from any other day, really. And the rest of the time will most likely be spent with my nose in my new Crichton novel, "Prey."
For New Years, my band (Tempered Edge, website coming soon) will be playing a party at my Fire Hall, which should be fun. My first time on stage in over 2 years, a place I've missed since my days with my roommate's band in Pittsburgh...
Blog Prophyts - Right On, Man
It works.
I live down here in the virgin islands. we spent most of the day at the beach. spearfishing and drinking champagne on the beach ain't a bad way to go. We did not have a regular tree. I took a small palm tree from the backyard and spruced it up inside... /. of course now that I am home...
ohhh yeah and
merry xmas from paradise to all those who had to shuffle snow today!!
--jboss
Oddly enough, after watching two Harry Potter books, my wife decided to buy the set last Friday. I'm about a third of the way through the forth one now.
;)
When's the fifth one coming out?
And having seen LOTRTT first show opening night, I plan on seeing it once more this week. Maybe twice.
www.bannination.com Two things float to the top he
I travelling to Cambodia to spend two weeks travelling abound the country on a dirtbike. Ho-ho-ho!
"God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
Gonna watch the Lakers embarrass themselves again. I think being the prior champs makes other teams work harder against them than "normal teams", wearing them down. Thus they are still good, just not good enough to handle the extra load-of-fame.
Well, I don't celebrate Christmas, and I'm unemployed at the moment, so this really isn't any different than the past several weeks (other than the grocery store being closed). Even if neither of the first two were true, I just ripped my left big-toe nail off while moving furnature this morning, so I'm not doing much of anything besides enjoying the blissfull glow of endorphines.
.. is by furiously masturbating.
For my time off of work I vow not to go on the Internet ... o crap ...
man
No manual entry for
you insensitive clod!
We have an exhibit which consists of some of the treasures
the Russian Czars have. Its going on until March I believe.
I plan on going on January. I missed it the last time, but figure
might as well go there this time.
Having sex with my girl, like you all would be doing if you could!
2:38 left on the laptop battery and then I'll be offline for Christmas.
Okay I simply cannot believe that no one has mentioned shoving large quantities of food into one's pie hole. You guys need to get yer priorities straight. ;-)
:-)
I'm only posting as an AC because I'm too lazy to fill out web forms
Oh, as sys admin/tech support/everything I get plenty at work and have 5 computers set up at home.
But now I have the chance finally to take an older PC, jack the RAM and HD up on it, and install RH 8 which I downloaded awhile back. I'd put the latest beta on instead, but it just came out and I probably won't be able to dl it at work till the every quits hitting the mirrors so hard.
It will be a good chance to replace my older RH 6.2 machine (firewall/DNS/DHCP) on a 486/55 16MB with a 350 Pentium II and set up things like USB, CD Writer, and a lot of user type programs I had never gotten the chance to do.
In other words, this time off will be a learning experience. Can't be anything wrong with *that*!!!
I worked the day before yesterday, yesterday, I'm at work right now, and I'm working tomorrow, and the day after that...some vacation! Of course, everyone could give me a mini-vacation and quit calling :-D
Just follow the day, and reach fo
We're all unemployed remember? ... tech crash ... :D
Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley
But it's coming along nicely; one advantage to working on the holidays - no interruptions.
I spent yesterday with the parents (which may become my new home base while I am looking for work).
Looked online at job postings on CG/Animation web sites last night then watched LOTR.
I spent this morning helping the parents shovel the lane and then treated myself to some time in the hot tub. Jumped out once to make a snow angel. That was really cold. Now I am looking again for work.
I can't wait for HR departments to come back from break. Being layed off two weeks before Christmas makes it difficult to find work right away. Places are posting jobs but they aren't ready to get back to you until after the holidays.
Oh... and i was going to go to the grandparents with my family... but the snow got in the way.
-Tim
-I just work here... how am I supposed to know?
I have to get a postgresql server running, so my timem off is somewhat truncated.
Dawn of the Dead
I'm living the dream. Learning if my hardware is compatible with my disto of choice, and reading my favourite forums on the Internet.
/. at the moment because my family won't be here for another hour or so.
I'm only on
Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
well, since the first thing I did this wonderfull christmas mornging was hit a patch of ice and hit the rail on the side of the road, I'm going to sit at home all day and enjoy my new christmas present (a new home-built computer)
Merry X-Mas to all, and to all a SAFE christmas! (or whichever holiday you celebrate)
I've been playing Starcraft Brood War a lot, on Battle.net.
Just hanging out this Christmas. Had a blast with my 5 month old watching his new Wiggles tape. Used my new apple peeler which is just totally cool. (cores, peels, slices!)
Now, I'm watching CNN and drinking some REALLY nice wine and reading Slashdot while my incredibly awesome wife is in her office, surfing the net and xfering her radio show to MP3.
Here's to a safe and happy New Year where I finally find a job! (unemployed since Aug 01)
Oh yea, it's snowing like crazy outside here in Act(i)on, MA., 25 miles west of Boston. Expecting 12-18"!!! May actually start up the snowmobiles tomorrow!!!
I'm the luckiest guy in the world. We've got our health, I've got a GREAT wife and a wonderful kid.
What's my Karma Mr. Burns? "Excellent"
I dropped out of the regular life for a bit and hit the road.
I skipped off the DC metro Friday afternoon and did a twenty-four hour drive to Manhattan, Kansas. An old college buddy is there, we went to a little "secret santa" party and I got toasty. Hung out with him and his wife. Her birthday was the next day, so we hit a Japaneese BBQ in Topeka.
Next step was off to see the fam in good old Nebraska. I am staying with my younger sister in her new apartment which is nice. I did the fam chat thing with everyone.
I had planned on heading to Texas and visitng a friend but damn semis on the turnpike ruined that... If I catch bastard that ran me off the road and jacked up my alignment, I'll have his head on a pike poll.
The magick question is what is next. It seems that everyone that I used to know has skipped town or been sucked into some boring life. Go figure, I've been gone seven years now. I guess if nothing else happens I will just skip town. You have to love Omaha, Nebraska. Oh so exciting...
On the plus side, I stopped by Barrymore's in Lincoln which has to be one of the best unknown, secret college bars in the region.
finding people who are having a worse christmas and cheering them up.
There's code to be written. Life in a startup (yes there are some still around)... I'll be coding all day and into the night tonight, like the last two weeks and the next few days (I will take a few days off around New Year's Eve).
What else is xmas for but a great time to change out a router (or a server if thats what floats your boat) Morning of the 26th is a rather low net traffic day for some people. The week after xmas is also a good time to play with you local IT shop as most people are slow or just not there.
No sir I dont like it.
All the people I've talked to in retail around here have been amazed at all the XBOX's being sold w/ XBOX Live this Christmas. So I'll be busy playing a bunch of kids who got XBOX live and NFL 2k3 for christmas and inflating my record (currently in the top 60 in the world, was 38 but took a week off) to reach the top! And of course watching football and the best of Sportscenter about 30 times. Oh yeah and lots of reading.
Check out my life
...so what vacation are all of you talking about? I'm behind 12-inch concrete walls, no windows, and a bunch of screensavers flickering away because everyone who left for their holiday off rushed off and forgot to turn their computers off....jeez. Hmmm...Now what's for lunch? Vending Machine raid!
Having sex, of course.
-kgj
I'm writing a poem and a love letter to my dream girl. She's intelligent, loves LOTR, is net-savvy and cute. I love you Christina!!!!
As usual, coding rules. After finished a beta of a website in PHP with the nifty smarty template (wow, paid job) did some ugly perl hacking just for fun. Well, no hacking tomorrow as it's the second christmas day but I'll take my Debian GNU/Linux Thinkpad for the car journey :)
Visited my gran earlier today - then went and had lunch with family - spent some time in my cousin's new pool. Girlfriend and myself just packed the diving gear and tomorrow we hit Umkomaas to dive Aliwal Shoal, one of the best dive sites in the world. Gonna basically blow Friday off work, and do the stuff I need to on Monday. Can't wait to see the sharkies and taste that compressed air in the lungs at 30 meters :)
Love the Summer here in South Africa.
- Build a Windows XP desktop for my father out of assorted spare parts and a Shuttle SV25. I'm getting tired of trying to figure out what is wrong with his old Win98 system, so this one is set up with Cygwin and VNC for remote administration.
- Build a new Gentoo Linux server to replace my aged RedHat Linux server.
- Fix a friend's computer after it crashed in the middle of installing SP1 for WinXP. It wouldn't reboot, and Sony's lame "system recovery" disk is actually a "system initializion" disk (losing all the files). I used tomsrtbt to boot the laptop and cpio/rsh all files to Linux server mentioned above. Then, recovered the laptop with a real Windows XP CD-ROM. Didn't need the backup, after all.
- Deliver computer (above) to my father and fix the telephone wiring in his house so that DSL works a bit better (I hope).
- Re-cable a couple of hard drives and use the Promise Raid controller on the Asus A7V333 in my Win2K desktop.
- Clean house, as I've been out of town for three weeks and a friend is visiting New Year's Eve.
Not much of a vacation, I suppose -- except that I'm actually at home and not in a hotel. That's a vacation for me.I spent my Christmas POSTING TO SLASHDOT with my family
My in-laws are in town to visit my wife, myself, and mainly the new (7 month-old) baby. They're staying at a nearby hotel - came in Sunday afternoon and they're leaving Friday.
Today, we picked them up around 11 and went to brunch at the big hotel here in town. Dressed nice, took pictures. We've spent the afternoon relaxing, opening gifts (mostly for the baby - we really don't need anything ourselves), and playing with the little guy. In about 15 minutes, we're going out for a nice, traditional Chinese food dinner.
And then, afterwards, we'll drop them off at the hotel, come home, and hope that next year is the year that the whole world finally stops treating each other so crappy. Even though babies tend to generate optimism, I'm not holding out much hope on that one, unfortunately.
It'll be back to work tomorrow, with a decent amount of stuff to do before year-end.
-- Josh Turiel
"2. Do not eat iPod Shuffle."
i was going to date this girl, but then she fled the city. me bad with dates? not at all...
subciety.org
Unemployed.. sigh
I'm still searching for my missing daughter -- she was abducted over 8 months ago. I was on America's Most Wanted in November, but she still hasn't been found.
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Please help to give a geek dad the only thing he wants for Christmas -- Sabrina back at home. Please mod this up, and please visit FindSabrina.org. Please tell your friends to look at her picture to see if they've seen her.
This Christmas has really sucked for me and my family.
(Sorry about the repeat -- that's my
Please help find my missing daughter: FindSabrina.org
19C3 would be great...
None has time for slashdotin on wednesdays!!
Everyones busy freakin!
#let me find some busy too [got kids wot else u need *a sexy wife!ah];)
hukp!! hukp!!
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i do not celebrate christmas. it's just a few extra days off from work, which is nice.
i do not need a special time to give presents to the people i love, nor do i need a month to be nice to people. i try to be nice to people all year round.
people do not think about their traditions anymore.
if they did, maybe they'd stop it.
Here at 17.4 deg.N.lat (St. Croix USVI) the typical thing to do is go to the beach or sailing, I did the latter.. :P MERRY X-MAS everybody...
Just Limin' Mon
OK, who stole the Microsoft story that was posted after this one. I did a refresh of the front page and now it's gone!
Spending time with the kids and family. Trying like hell not to spend any significant time on /. but not doing well at the moment.
Hope all of you find yourselves well and with family having good times.
OT: (Sort of)
Ever wonder about the subtle change in language happening to discussion about these times? I noticed that the headline for this thread has the word Christmas in it. Usually Christmas is associated with a Christmas tree. Most of the media has been referring to this as a 'Holiday Tree' (probably because they are afraid of offending someone.)
To me this is wrong, and should get a little more discussion than it has currently.
Anyone out there seeing the same sort of thing?
Blogging because I can...
Why is this funny? (I've seen office space and I don't get it.)
I've always been fascinated with siege engines, mainly due to an obsession with Age of Empires and War Craft. I'm starting small with these directions but if it goes well I should be in the hospital soon.
Heh, that would be cool. Humans enslaved and forced to,. . .uh. . ., wear kinetic generators around their wrist.
He painted a unicorn in outer space. I'm askin' ya, what's it breathin'?
I, unfortunately am working too. But for 1.5x overtime pay, on top of the 8 hours regular holiday pay, I am not complaining one little bit.
Farscape season 1 on DVD. Okay, so my head if pounding and for the first time I have escaped *to* the computer to avoid watching ny more Farscape bu I'll be back tomorrow ;-)
I'm not your religion. Neither is everyone else in the world. Didn't see anything like this for Chanukkah, and I'll bet we won't see it for Kwanzaa.
</flame>
I am glad you asked about thing I've been putting off for a long time. Here is one. I'm going to piss from my balcony. The streets are deserted, so there is little chance anyone will see me. I am curious whether I will actually hear the piss making contact with the ground - I live on the 3rd floor.
Christmas Vacation for me is only a smaller part of my currently ongoing "vacation" that started in September by being laid off...
I'm intending of spending some time this week seeing a movie (at the theatre) blindfolded with that special someone. Makes for a rememberable experience.
Fullerton California, where they line the streets with fiberglass sheep, painted in outrageous costumes. I'm not making this up!
I'll end with a good old plug: Need C/Java/PHP/Perl Programming? Web Applications?... Contact me at 2nb3@qlink.queensu.ca or ICQ: 3417925. Happy holidays to all, and to all another great year in computing.
(Checkout my expired domain search engine script at http://datacracker.com/expireddomain/)
'Twas the night before Goatse, when all through the house
Not a penis was stirring, not even with mouth;
The Giver was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Goatse soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of anal-sex danced in their heads;
And Katz in his 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a fuck in the sack.
When up in my anus there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see Katz start to splatter.
Away to the bathroom I flew like a flash,
Tore open my anus and looked at the gash.
The moon in the glass had a vibrant red glow
Gave the lustre of sunset to my nutsack below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer!
With a little old driver, so lively and quickse,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Goatse.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, TACO! now, JAMIE! now, MICHEAL and TIMMY!
On, CHRISD! on HEMOS! on, PUDGEY and CLIFFY!
To the top of the ass! fronts to the the wall!
Now pound away! pound away! pound away all!"
As faggots that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with a hetero, mount the next guy,
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of sex-toys, and Goatse pics too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The moaning and pawing of each little poof.
As I drew in my ass, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Goatse came with a bound.
He was dressed as a furry, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all tarnished with urine and shit;
A bundle of sex-toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a hooker just flapping his sack.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His ass cheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His cute little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his scrotum as white as the snow;
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was a bit smelly,
He shook, when he wanked like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him beat off himself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings with smelly big turds,
He layed a big log right under my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like a fucking great missile.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
"HAPPY GOATSE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
His sister is only four, so I'll have to give her another year or so, even if she can type barbie.com
1 year olds are easily amused.
:)
But I guess you know that by now
Well, given the fact that there's only so long you can spend messing around with your gifts (a sonic toothbrush and a USB-IDE bridge) I've been setting up a Linux From Scratch (http://www.linuxfromscratch.org) on a corner of the hard drive. Good fun, very interesting and kinda educational :) Unusual way to spend most of xmas day, but it's great to have the time! The only drawback is that I'm now waiting (about 90 minutes and counting) for KDE to compile!
Oh, it looks like /. gave me the gift of moderation points today :D yipee for me on christmas TOO!.. looks like i'll be spending these around /. today.
so i can't spend 'em here... it's worth the post :D
your vacation time spends YOU!!
Saw Star Trek: Nem3sis, which is pretty darn cool for a Star Trek movie, even cooler considering it's Next Gen cast. (Hey, even Wil Wheaton got a cameo.)
Finishing installations, patches, hardware tweaks on my home-built PC (Asus A7V8X, AMD 2600/333, 256Meg PC3500 DDR, etc.) and it still resets quite often.
When not doing the above, playing around with Scorched3D, which is a blast if I can ever get more than a few rounds without a reset.
~20 mile mountain bike ride in Wilder Ranch, west of Santa Cruz, in the mud, on Sunday, weather was perfect, mud was sloppy and fun, couldn't have been a better ride.
Saw Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers, which utterly rocks, I'll be seeing it again
Called family back in Michigan (I live in CA) on Christmas Eve, found my nephew is going into tee-shirt silk-screening business, may have a few orders for him.
Woke up this morning (Christmas Day) with a splitting headache, ate half pot of oatmeal, ate half a chocolate orange and read a few more chapters of Rama.
Going out to see Gangs of New Your, shortly
Back to the grind tomorrow and friday then 5 more days off.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
finding people who are having a worse Xmas and putting them out of their misery :D
As a lonely Jew on Christmas, I've chosen to exchange today for future vacations. It's nice to be at a place where I can work the Christian holidays and take off Rosh Hashanah instead. The office is empty, so I can listen to all the classical south indian music I want without offending my coworkers. Now if only there were a few more open restaurants in the area I'd be all set.
- rouftop
And working alone, you know, is nice for, umm, catching up on slashdot... (Steve, if you read this, I really am working!)
QAExpress: Solid bug tracking for you. Graphs and reports for your PHB.
Enjoying my severance pay and catching up on house work. I WAS throwing together another lfs system, but my PII finally bit the dust and I lack the $$$ to replace it.
Anyone looking for an Embedded Linux guy in San Diego?
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/
I am working on a new J2EE framework. I am trying to combine DbForms with features of BC4J. Does anyone have any frameworks they really really like, and why? Apoptosis
My girlfriend is visiting her family in MA, so I'm stuck with my parents. That gives me some time to get a bit of coding done, but it would still be better with her around.
Anybody else spending their days off with Verilog and Xilinx, or am I the only one around who thinks that relaxing with FPGA coding isn't the worst thing to do?
Børge
This is a good one: Aim to please, shoot to kill
Back to the Future II & III
:)
The Graduate
The Sixth Sense
10
You Only Live Twice
Tony Hawk's Summer 2001 Gigantic Skateboard Tour
some random episodes of Seinfeld, the Simpsons, and The Family Guy
My room mate is gone, visiting his family, my family (20+ of us, anyway) will be gathering Saturday, so I'm enjoying the time alone, phone turned off; beer, coffee and food keeping me company.
The truth doesn't care what I think.
I`m spending it at home with my parents. As the festvities have been prolonged, I have eaten much. I have seen a great deal of phoshpor, but I do not feel ashamed at that. The Family is well, there is much reproduction, but they seem to have a feeling there is something missing. That could be my father who is stuck in the North Sea due to a hurricane. I like hurricanes, but not when people get stuck in them.
Two of my brothers and our families just spent an hour googlewhacking! Fun for the whole family, plus you get to see your name in lights!
One of our neighbors lives alone, so I took her over a big slab of eggnog cheesecake. It turns out the two friends who were supposed to drive over to have Christmas dinner with her had flaked out, scared by the snow. If I hadn't shown up with the cheesecake, she wouldn't have seen a single person today. I could see her table all set up for three people, two of whom would now not show up. She is about eighty, and I bet she worked at least as hard as I did getting ready for the big day.
My Christmas resolution is to spend some time getting to know this neighbor better. Also watch the extended DVD set of LOTR I got, and maybe go see Two Towers again.
Making trouble today for a better tomorrow...
In a brothel in a third world country, trying not to get taxed for text messaging. :)
I was going to spend xmas with my family like I have every year. With a recent death in the family, it would have been welcomed.
But I was called away on a work emergency and now I'm stuck in my den going on hour #19 of an engineering problem. First time I have missed christmas with my family in my 28 years.
Went and took photos of empty streets (and the city, for the most part) afforded by the holiday.
:-)
There aren't that many times that a city like London (or any major metropolis) comes to a relative standstill - one might as well take advantage of the opportunity.
Ok, so I'm an art-geek. And single!
Happy Holidays!
I have no vacations, you insensitive clod!
.. huh? not a poll? oh sorry.
To see on Christmas those faces I've been looking at the whole year?? No thanks!
May Peace Prevail On Earth
As usual I am spending the holiday mildly despressed.
Girlfriend broke up with me, and Im stuck at home half looking forward to going to school and half dreading it.
Happy Holidays!
Scott.
Had more than 2000 on sent items, but had to check one by one whether they had important info or not. I played the violin again after a year of hard work. Went to the airport (20 blocks from home/office a nice walk) to relive feelings I had when I was young. Just watch the planes, and the river (this is BUE Jorge Newbery Airport) An ex-girlfriend of mine was killed in the most macabre circumstances (blood all over the place and thrown out of a builiding window, police says it's suicide notwithstanding) so I think a lot, in quite a melancholic, mysterious tone. I guess one should try to do great things, in this life, yes definetly.
smoking crack and worshipping Satan!@#$
I had a tonsilectomy and a Uvulopalatopharyngoplasty. I was lucky, today I got some mashed potatoes for dinner.
Whee. Codene is a fun drug. It makes you so dizzy and tired you can't even sit in front of a computer for very long.
As a rock-in-roll Physicist once said, No matter where you go, there you are.
Working in Japan, December 24th and 25th were workdays just like any other, just like the 26th is now...
...a work slaving away.
People who take christmas off lack work ethic.
... and as I don't have to be anywhere, with anyone, I didn't do much else but play Splinter Cell, went for an hours run in the new snow and for some reason convinced myself to the fact that an hour on the bike trainer with Coach troy and the spinerval tapes would be fun....
Or: A day like any other.
If you want to e-mail me, use my PGP Key.
I jsut got the las peice of the puzzle I need to start on my control panel for my MAME cabinet. With a few days off I'm going to start the project. I will post the progress on my website.
Zoid.com
I don't know about you guys, but I'm planning on a blissful week of doing "NOTHING". I'm going to fart around on my Playstation II, and on my brand, spanking new XBox, and open up a can of whoop ass.
I may drink a little too. But so far that's just a rumor. And we just got done having a stuffed Christmas Goose! Wonderful, delicious, yum.
If only my slightly deranged (it's cute when they go mad), oversexed ex girlfriend were here, I could have a truly lovely time. I'd have to hide the knives, of course, but I'm used to that.
Merry Christmas, everyone! And, a happy New Years, too!
Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
Have you thought about changing the URL that you show in Slashdot from UTexas to FindSabrina? That would give much more visibility to the page.
__
Men with no respect for life must never be allowed to control the ultimate instruments of death.
GW Bu
is to donate to your local food bank. Your dollar will go a lot farther since they usually get extra cheap prices on food. I still applaud your efforts, you are an inspiration
Photos.
Woohoo! Ok, so it isn't that glorious, but I've been trying to get my broken collar bone to heal for about 4 months now and opted to go in and get it plated. So last Friday before the holiday I went under the knife since I've got 2 weeks to heal during the Christmas break. Fortunately, I didn't get any christmas presents today that required both hands to operate.
Merry Christmas!
I've postponed learning C for years. Now that I have a better work ethic, time, and motivation I can actually finish those books I bought.
I also plan to volunteer at an AIDS shelter.
I Support Fair Use
Working in the NOC. Gotta raise money before they lay us off :(
(and a plug to help the one slashdotter find his kid in case you didn't read the website:
http://findsabrina.org/
)
Beyblades, with my 6 year old son. I got a few comments from other parents asking why a 40 year old would be playing with them but, well, why not? They are great toys and I get to play with my son. What could be better?
--
If I actually could spell I'd have spelled it right in the first place.
Making trouble today for a better tomorrow...
Currently, I'm trying to figure out if the Gap cashes their gift certificates...I've got about $150 worth of gift cards to the store, and I refuse to wear sweatshop-assembled clothing, nor do I properly fit into any women's sizes there. I'm still in high school, so I stayed home while aunts and uncles and cousins all came by to visit. Every year, I get the holiday blues. It's just some sort of empty feeling. Christmas is a nice opportunity for me to see my family and relatives, and have an immense dinner with them all, but the gifting aspect of the day just ruins the fun. It's stressful wondering if you got a decent present for somebody, and I always feel guilty returning things that people bought for me. Bah. I'm blowing this pity party, there's leftover stuffing in the fridge. :)
You drink too much coffee, I drink too much stout.
The closest i get to one is going to Mitsuwa in Los Angeles to pick up this next year's Studio Ghibli calendar.
This sig no verb.
One day out of office, and being on call, really isnt much of a vacation...
---- Booth was a patriot ----
....for all those of you who know that Jesus really wasn't born anywhere near December 25th.
Greatest fun in the world!
I went to hang out with relatives and then went to see LOTR:TTT movie at a good movie theater. It was an OK movie. I liked the first one better.
Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
I'll be spending my time on my music! I'll be cracking open those half-finished Cakewalk projects and turning them into songs. You know, the ones named "idea1, idea2, idea3, ... ideaj" where j=the number of homework assignments last semester that required musical procrastination. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
SHIT!
We have exams here in egypt!!
I've printed a picture and I'll be keeping my eyes open while I wonder around Toronto.
I've also posted a link to a couple of Canada based fourms in the hopes that other people will do the same for you.
I feel very bad that you could not spend Christmas with your daughter. From what I've read on the site that you created and on the sites that you linked to, it sure sounds like you'll see her again. Hopefully you can take what little solace lies in that.
rejected (19) accepted (0)
Is there a psychological term related to getting your stories rejected on slashdot?
I am spending vacation:
:-)
1) Spending the time refactoring some of my best coding achievements....before I publish them this year at the Sun ONE conference.
2) Pondering Linux's future with an Aroma Therapy candle I got from my relatives who said:
XXXX, you don't drink, you don't smoke, you never had sex, and your 37. Aren't you taking that near death experience you had when you where 9 a little too seriously? I mean everyone dies.
(They don't usually come back though......)
Are you sure "God" told you a secret? Perhaps it was just a neuron that misfired. Why won't you tell us what it is?
(Because its a question, and the answer is the secret....still looking for the answer...)
Light a candle, try and lighten up, we are concerned.
OK?
Hopefully this year I will lighten up...
just a bit.
-Hack
To explain this takes explaining the year I've had. First, my wife and I seperated, then my wife started talking about not letting me see my daughter, my son's step father is trying to keep me from him, my grandmother had a heart attack and various other complications this past year, due to the fact my mother needed help watching my grandma I had to quit my job and move back to help out. So, how am I spending my holiday season, alone, depressed, and halfway down a bottle of rum. Out of all of my "friends" in the world, not a one even called or wrote. I'm just hoping next year is better. And hoping everyone else has a better time than I have.
Happy Holidays everyone
Had family over, watched some movies, had some conversation, opened some presents. Now I'm relaxing.
Too bad I can't play Gamecube because I bought the girlfriend Animal Crossing. Whoops.
So now I'm reading and posting on Slashdot.
I got a slinky and new pajamas. Jealous?
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
I'm attempting to learn russian. I got the alphabet down and I'm atleast under the impression that I can read many words aloud. I already speak german pretty well, so my attempt to learn russian may be a bit easier going than for others.
I didn't eat for 24hours and I just had a great feast in Jesus Christ's honor. Jesus has another birthday coming up soon; everyone knows it as Easter. I can't wait to pray some more! I chose not to participate in Christmas how everyone else does. I just read my Bible, Pray, and feast on Jesus Christ's birthday.
Money is still tight, but for the past month or so, I had been ignoring the Salvation Army guy with the kettle outside the local Target store, and on Dec. 24, I slipped US$20 into the kettle.
O.K. So I always wanted to be able to afford to slip a $100 bill in there, but I figured this was a reasonable compromise between my family's welfare, and that of those less fortunate than us -- umemployment sends that message home pretty hard.
As for our plans, we are packing and planning a move. Sure, the $20 is a drop in a bucket, but I figure better that than nothing. Perhaps someday, I will be able to donate more, I had already donated a car to charity this year, before I lost the job.
Some will think me generous, others cheap. Frankly, I don't care -- I do not give for the sake of others' opinions. I do what I can, given my nature.
You could've hired me.
I'm spending my break rewriting my website using PHP and a PostgreSQL database. I got about %95 done this summer but couldn't finish the last bit all semester. School stinks. It's way over-rated. I find programming relaxing and stimulating.
RobotBox - Robot projects from around the world
It's become a tradition of mine for the past 12 years to always play thru a new/favorite console/PC RPG from start to finish during "Christmas week".
This year, I've decided to mix it up, playing Dragon Warrior II (the GBC remake version --the save battery in my old NES cart is long dead) on my GBA and doing a few missions in Anarchy Online.
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, START
So far. Christmas lunch at Mother-in-Law's next door. Played "Apples to Apples" with my teenagers. Played Cooperative Quake - "Hipnotic" expansion with son. Or rather I followed the carnage he left behind and still manged to get killed in all sort of creative ways. Went through all the papers that have piled up other past year. Sent off 8 forms/bills as a result! Still got a few US magazine subs to send off as well.
Stuff to do. Plan to volunteer tomorrow cleaning a large carpet. Get CD-Burning working. Fix GLX DRI problem on my son's PC. Solve Lothlorian and Kodiak newbie quests on 3k.org:3000 - what a tragedy my char Grin is. Last incarnation spent a total of 24 hours in Lothlarian alone. I can only dream of solving Attrition! Work my way through a few chapters of HTDP. Finish reading "My Name is Legion" and a few text books with tags 1/3 the way through them. Play golf. Set goals for 2003.Hmm. I'll be happy with all that.
Slashdot: Where nerds gather to pool their ignorance
... as for me, I'll be searching for the (presumably lost) tomb of a 17th century French traveller, Monsieur Raymond. Deccani oral history has, of course, completely Indianised "Monsieur Raymond"'s French pronounciation; the general area of his tomb's location is called 'Moosarambagh', literally, 'Moosaram's Park'. Just that, a) no one in the area quite knows where the tomb is, b) they haven't even heard of M. Raymond, c) two earlier trips to Moosarambagh have yielded only about three unpainted houses.
Not surprisingly, Google seems to have heard about it, even returned a picture, which can only mean one thing:- it's waiting for my visit.
If only I can (accurately) figure out where it is.
More than mere navel gazing.
Offering hospitality to strangers has been a real treat for us and we're glad to be able to do it this year.
-- @rjamestaylor on Ello
that should have read: "I, my wife and our two kids . . ." (no, I didn't move to a hotel for the week!:)
-- @rjamestaylor on Ello
This is gonna be the bestest Kristmas ever. I cant wait til our good Kristian Prezident sends missiles into Iraq. Down with those to have 'weapons of mass destruction' and horay for us freedumb loving Americkans!! Kill those ugle brown people.
Sieg Heil!!
Since I don't celebrate Christmas, it was just another day like any other for me, with the exception that most of my friends were out of town. Blah... 'tis the season, I suppose.
Slashdot editors:
Once, and for all, this is why anonymous postings need to have their IP recorded so that assholes like this can not post this kind of bullshit without fear of retribution.
How would you feel if you had a missing daughter and someone posted something like this in reply to a plea to help find her?
Go ahead, mod me down. I have karma to burn.
As to the original poster: God knows who you are, and you will pay for what you have done.
- Sam
The secret to enjoying Slashdot is to realize that it should not be taken too seriously.
Jesus Christ, from all the jobless whining on here I'd think you're all high school dropouts who thought IT was some golden nugget. Oh wait, that's not far from the truth... Personally I'm sitting here in San Diego after I VOLUNTARILY resigned from my last job in Tampa, Florida doing FPGA design and am now working (and making kick-ass $) after a short job search after moving here with my girlfriend. Read between the lines folks - backing up harddrives and babysitting servers isn't the wave of the future. Neither is any field that has you traveling all the time, taking crap from @sshole department heads, working over major holidays, or working constant 70+ hour weeks. And 'bragging' about it like it's a badge of honor doesn't get you respect, it just makes most people laugh. Get a real education, some real experience, and THEN a real career. Sheesh, some people need their noses wiped! Some folks on here have their stuff together, but godd@mn...
Personally, I'm drinking my tenth beer as I fiddle with my Nike/Phillips psa128 MP3 player my girlfriend bought me, in addition to listening to some tunes via the Harmon Kardon AVR225 receiver and Bose speakers she bought me. I'm stuffed since my parents sent us a smoked, pre-cooked turkey for dinner and my lady made cheesecake for dessert. Tomorrow I think I'll jog around Fiesta Island then spend the rest of my 11-day, work-free vacation having sex, drinking alot, and working on my own ideas to patent and retire.
Merry Christmas, suckers!
IT, IS, and MIS people suck. They're overblown tech school dropouts who are finally realizing their worth in this econo
Weird; I'm always a year or so behind the curve when it comes to gaming.
:)
:P
So, after deciding that Neverwinter Nights is highly biased towards fighting, and thus: my paladin doesn't cut it... I thought about what it takes to "adjust" a character.
Of course, this is possible from the console, but that would be the easy way
After digging in to find documents on format, I realized that a) someone has already done this, and b) the ITP format is actually kind-of neat, as well as being necessary to comprehend in order to alter *everything* I might want to alter on my character.
So, away I go, between meals with friends.
Thank you for sacrificing about a minute of your time to this post
(Incidentally, what's up with Aribeth being a dual-class cleric 17(... 17?!?)/paladin level 10 near the end of the game?)
"The Devil does not know a lot because He's the Devil, He knows a lot because he's old." -- unknown
I'm with family, but they are pretty low-key so pleanty of time to code away.
- Sam
The secret to enjoying Slashdot is to realize that it should not be taken too seriously.
I'm trying to learn how a chess app works, by writing a simple chess app in Java.
The obligatory:
4) ???
5) Profit!
Sorry, I had to...
We have a pretty large family - five kids. One daughter is married and visiting her in-laws in Puerto Rico; and our oldest son is stationed in Okinawa with the Marines; but the other three kids, my wife, and I have spent the week just doing fun stuff.
We live in Chicago, so there's a lot to do: the aquarium, the museum of natural history, the Museum of Science and Industry, the Art Institute; and of course, a viewing of "The Two Towers". It snowed on Christmas Eve, so I took the youngest kid sledding on what passes for a hill in this part of the world. And we've eaten lots of foods that taste great, and that I'll be dieting off months from now.
The previous posting by the man whose daughter was abducted just reminds me yet again how precious these days are, and how important it is to use them well.
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Being that I'm Jewish, but my father's birthday is the 25th, I am spending this holiday bored out of my mind in Fullerton, CA (referenced in the initial post).
I hate to be a party pooper, but I hate Christmas day. Everything is closed, so there is absolutely nothing I can go out and do. I'm stuck with the food in the house and my choices of entertainment last evening were limited to "speed" on Cinemax.
Eh.
Ethan
A four day fest is going on in Mumbai , India..
/dotter wanna come he/she(rare in India) is welcome...
If any
btw its a good place to freak..
All are welcome..:-)
I had one day off since Thanksgiving; working the first job that I was leaving on the days off from the new job I just started.
I thought we were all underpaid; overworked cube monkeys? Must've been a student asking this question because I know of very few people that had off this holiday; and even those only had a couple hours on Christmas Eve and were very likely tied to their pager Christmas Day.
I think with the interesting people, their lives can't possibly be wrapped up into a nice little package.
ive been trying to end this love triangle and get back with my ex.havin a hard time workin up the guts tho.i love them both so much.but this been goin on for so long everyone is hurtin.like tryin to figure out which arm to amputate.
lemme tell ya if you ever get a chance to fall in love with two women at once;DONT! get someone to kick you in the balls hard enough that you forget about it.not a merry christmas for flyneye.
*Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
I'm surprised I couldn't find anything about this. OK, so it's not really Christmas anymore, but tomorrow (27th) I'm going to Berlin for the Chaos Communications Congress.
Apart from that - spent the 24th at home (Luxembourg) with parents and sister, then went to Germany to grandmother for the usual family reunion stuff. Looking forward to Berlin very much.
Just curious to what kind of troll you realy are...
I am quad-lingual. I'll carry the photo of your daughter and that deranged woman with me wherever I go. If I find her, I would like for you to keep the money and pool it into a charity of your choice...yet it is easier to say that now then accomplish the act. Kindness is priceless and my time is worthless. I'll search as if your daughter were my own brother. Perhaps I should pray to my Father in Heaven on this subject...yes!
"Einstein" at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. Amazing collection of artifacts and great demonstrations of the science behind his work. Well worth the time and money.
Christmas is more-so tradition than part of religion now. Take this as a warning...your religion will soon be violated by marketers. Christmas is not about bullshit Trees, Santa Clause, missile toe, egg nog, or any of those earthly paganisms. It is about Jesus Christ and take it as a warning of how easy marketers shoved Jesus out of Christmas and how many people continue participating in this fake Christmas of today. You may soon be next!
This year we won't have time restrictions, and it's already turning out better than last (more people, better weather, more props, more overall knowledge in production, etc). This one should definately be on TF.N.
~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
...still.