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  1. Re:Quick and Easy Solution: Get Rid of AOL. on IETF Mulls Standard For Multimedia Messaging · · Score: -1
    Get rid of AOL and it will force people to learn how to use the computer.
    No, it will just put those idiots on different ISPs. Plus, AOL doesn't have a monopoly on morons. All ISPs have their share of ignorance.

    It will help get rid of spam since a lot of it seems to be directed to AOLers who dont know what it is.
    Once again you show that you really have no idea as to what goes on on the internet. Spam goes to everybody. And most AOLers know what spam is and know how to report it. They have multiple groups talking about it and how to report problems.

    Set everyone up with a nice linux box connected to MyLinuxISP
    Not everyone *wants* to run a Linux box and not everyone lives in Texas. So, I would not expect AOLers to start flocking to your ISP.

  2. The Turd Report 01/14/2002 on Tom Reviews 13 LCD Displays · · Score: -1, Troll

    I had two Whoppers w/Cheese and no lettuce last night. It is the first fast food I have had for several months. My body reacted by turning it into a turd with brick-like hardness. It was a big turd, about 5cm across and 30cm long. It was a generic brown. It took a solid minute of pushing to get it out. It stunk like cod fish oil; which, due to my medications, is not shocking. The turd was so hard, it would not flush. It just sat there. A janitor had to come and extract it from the bowl. It was carried out in a little baggie. People retched. I laughed. i rate this turd as an 9, due to trouble it caused others and making people want to barf.

  3. Re:slurp, slurp, slurp! on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1
    Although I must admit that I do like crabcakes... too bad the meat's so expensive.

    I love seafood, but when I first moved out here, everyone kept pushing it on me. Everytime someone would take me out it was crabcakes. After 2 weeks of crabcakes, i got kind of burnt on them. But, I still love to eat them. Phillip's is a good place to eat, it is expensive, but worth it.

  4. frost p1ss! on Swarms Of Tiny Robots To Monitor Water Pollution · · Score: -1

    nice and cold. Ouch!

  5. Re:slurp, slurp, slurp! on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1

    At least you aren't trying to push crab-cakes on me. :)

  6. Re:You see, the new iMac is so bad on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1

    Good deal.

  7. Hot Anus! on True Names · · Score: -1

    Nice and tosty.

  8. Re:Why True Names? on True Names · · Score: -1

    Woah, your last name *isn't* 5000?

  9. Re:You see, the new iMac is so bad on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1

    A quick question for the group: If Slashdot is such a big tech weblog, why is it in Bumble-Fuck-NoWhere, Michigan? Why not No.Va, or Cali, or K.C.? I can only guess that there is a large number of young boys there, so that is why Slashdot is based there. But, I hear that Katz want them to move somewhere else.

  10. Re:slurp, slurp, slurp! on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1

    I usuall hop on the Metro and head down to Chinatown if I wan't good Chineese, but I will keep your suggestion in mind.

  11. Re:You see, the new iMac is so bad on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1

    Holy shit! You live in Va too? I am in Herndon.

  12. Re:slurp, slurp, slurp! on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1

    There is an awesome place in Herndon: The Tortilla Factory. It is a small family owned place. The food rocks. Or, try Anita's, they are a small regional place. They have several locations. There is a burrito place up the raod from my place, but I can't think of the mane of it. Let me know if you goto one of those places and I might meet you there.

  13. slurp, slurp, slurp! on Interview With iMac designer, Jonathan Ive · · Score: -1

    Can't you stop sucking Apple's collective cock, Taco? Does Jobs pay by the article or is it a flat fee?

  14. Re:Suburb? on Review: Orange County · · Score: -1

    You live in a suburb, get over it.

  15. Re:Redundant, Over rated, Off topic, Flame... on Review: Orange County · · Score: -1

    I'm always eager to hear what intelligent people have to say...
    Then why do you want to hear what Katz has to babble about? There are several variety of fungus that say more intelligent things then Katz does.

  16. Re:junis's review?? on Review: Orange County · · Score: -1

    So what if they fancy young boys? It's their culture.
    But, what is excuse does Katz have?

  17. Re:junis's review?? on Review: Orange County · · Score: -1

    How do we know that Katz isn't posting from there? I figure Jon could watch Orange County on Junis' C64.

  18. Re:Redundant, Over rated, Off topic, Flame... on Review: Orange County · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My guess is that Slashdot get's paid to post these 'reviews'.

  19. Re:News for nerds? Can a STORY be modded Offtopic? on Review: Orange County · · Score: -1

    No shit. Plus, I've seen enough ads for Orange County on TV. Now, I have to come here and see another ad for it on the front page? Sheesh...

  20. Re:"That's like putting a red star on a red flag.. on What's Holding Up Broadband in the U.S.? · · Score: -1

    Could you have another meltdown? It was quite entertaining. Thanks!

  21. fag on P4 2.2GHz and D845BG Review · · Score: -1

    fag

  22. Re:If stuff like this really worrys you on Microsoft's CLR - Providing a Break from HW Vendors? · · Score: -1

    Jamie is losing his mind and he feels it going.

  23. Ass mashers! on Microsoft's CLR - Providing a Break from HW Vendors? · · Score: -1

    Wheeeeee!!!!111!!11!!

  24. Post like a man, jamie on Microsoft's CLR - Providing a Break from HW Vendors? · · Score: -1

    Why post your garbage in the story? Join us down here so we can flame you real good, butt-wipe.

  25. Re:jamie, stop abusing your editor privileges!! on Microsoft's CLR - Providing a Break from HW Vendors? · · Score: -1

    Jamie won't stop abusing. He has no reason to stop.