Jacuzzi with 42'' Plasma TV
[RNP]Venom writes "Now this is cool. Jacuzzi has a new "private" collection for people with too much money. Only question is do you prefer this Whirlpool Tub with a 42'' Plasma TV, DVD, and all the trimmings, or a more subtle tub with a 10'' screen, but jets that can do 30 Gallons per minute? Things like floating remote controls and underwater lightning are also included. Now all you'd have to do is mod the tub with a computer and wireless internet, and you'd never have to leave!"
underwater lightning
The rich always have it so good....
"Things like floating remote controls and underwater lightning are also included."
Underwater lightning? No wonder these things cost so much, the liability insurance must be insane.
Sitting in a Jacuzi for two hours to watch a movie can get a little... warm. I guess if you jsut had to see Friends tonight, but you wanted to go in the Jacuzi too, this way you wouldn't miss it.
I tried to build my own version using a bathtub and an old 13" black and white TV... and let's just say it was an electrifying experience.
Can't imagine sitting in a jacuzzi for over 2 hours watching a movie... you'd come out looking like a raisin.
...I'll procrastinate tomorrow...
"and you'd never have to leave"
Ok, maybe you never have to leave, but I do like clean water.
And, the occasional bodily outlets might clutter up those 30-gallon-minute pipes...
However, the whole setup does look gooooood...
-- Tino Didriksen / Project JJ
"I can see it now: 'Pink raisin found in tub, boy's whereabouts unknown'"
Think about how wrinkly you'd get after watching a movie in it.
Well, shoot. If it's not THX-Certified or doesn't carry the SDDS trademark for a superior listening experience, it's just not the Jacuzzi Enterntaiment Center I'm looking for :P
Freakin great until your kids jump in there one day and put their damn foot through your $20,000 TV set...
:-)..
Bah
Water and high-voltage electronics (eg, TVs) don't mix well in general -- have they found a solution?
...watch pr0n while you make pr0n!
Now, is it just me, or does the phrase "underwater lightning" send images into your brain of tons of rich people floating dead on the surface of their new hottub?
---- El diablo esta en mis pantalones! Mire, mire!
You will still need a toilet (WC) ;)
...and ofcourse... some money would alsobe a must with that kind of tub...
Are they free as in beer, or as in freedom?
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. --E. W. Dijkstra
There is this huge gap between the rich, and everyone else. Things for the rich are selling really well, while the rest of us are living in a recession.
People don't understand just how rich the rich are in the U.S. The incomes at the top are in the hundreds of millions of $$ per year. The top 5% own more than 80% of everything in the country. That means that 95% of us are trying to get along with 20% of everything. (If you have a mortgage, you don't "own" your house.)
The Bush tax cuts, which go almost entirely to the top 1% (and were opposed by 70% of the public), cost TRILLIONS of dollars over this decade. It means we don't have medical care, prescription drug coverage, repairs in the nation's schools, repairs of our bridges, and now they are even cancelling student loan programs. AND because of this the government is now using our SOCIAL SECURITY money to cover the money going out to the tax cuts. And this is because a few people at the top are making SO MUCH MONEY that cancelling this small tax cut would pay for all these things!
If people undstood just how much money is now being moved from regular people to the few people at the top they might start talking about doing something about it.
I saw this thing on TV at some rich $!@#'s house, probably on "Lifestyles of the megalorich and bored fux0r$"
The biggest trick the devil pulled was letting lawyers become politicians so they can write the laws.
Pr0n would be useless; we all know it's impossible to get a hard-on in hot water...
:)
Though if you're man enough to handle "lukewarm", the jets alone are more than enough to please.
But fucking painful if it gets you in the nuts!
4 final words: Dont... Kick... The... Screen!!
P.S: Hey, guys @ Jacuzzi Inc., wheres the fscking beer cooler?!?!?
They will be porting linux to it rather than using it.
.jpg
:).
They will get it horrilbly wrong and the water will be freezing cold! Still good for penguins though. Then they will run the following command one the televisons command line.
wget http://3522329841/%67%6F%61%74/loopback.jpg && seejpeg loopback
For an entertaining television
Obviously these were created by someone who was a serious Douglas Adams fan.
. Quit playing Monopoly with Bill. Switch to one of many non-Microsoft products today.
Oh, where was I..?
Hey ! For whose sake did I make these mortal foes? For the People, this poor People exhausted with misery, forever vexed, forever crushed, forever oppressed, who has no offices or pensions to give. It is for my having espoused the People's cause that the wicked persecute me and that I am under order of arrest like a bandit. I feel no regret though, and what I did I would do again. You, vile men who have no other passion in life than the greed for gold, do not ask what interest urged me; I vindicated humanity, I will leave a name and yours is made to perish.
P.S. Wow, this new tub has it all, tv, internet, hell, I even have MAME up and running on this thing. There's just something about playing "Jungle Hunt" naked... Hold on, brb, the pizza girl's here. -JPM
Now all you'd have to do is mod the tub with a computer and wireless internet, and you'd never have to leave!
Good thing that the NHP 200NC "case" floats (although not completely waterproof)... might destroy the look, though. Now if only I could fit this thing into my parent's basement... oh yeah, and could afford it.
I think someone got confused, shurely Designed exclusively for individuals with the most discerning taste should read: Designed exclusively for individuals with the most money.
Just because you can't, doesn't mean you shouldn't.
Now all you'd have to do is mod the tub with a computer and wireless internet, and you'd never have to leave!
Well that's just part of evolution, once animals came from water, now humans will go back... I knew that Charles Darwin was right in a first place!
If you have a lot of money to throw around on products such as this, at least use some common sense...
Designed exclusively for individuals with the most discerning taste
This is the first line of the description of the product. This can be generally translated as follows:
"Created for, and sold to, people who think 'If it's expensive, it's good and therefore I need it.'"
Anything that suggests you have "discerning taste" when you buy it is just trying to lighten your wallet.
Everyone knows that when you're filthy rich you have everything custom built (and engineered).
;)
As the captain in the HitchHiker's Guide said after spending three years in theub, "One is never alone when one is with his rubber ducky."
-"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
I don't know about you, but I'd much rather not sit in and have to use a toilet bowl large enough to hold several people.
I once shot a man in Reno 'cause they cancelled Firefly.
Jacuzzi has a new "private" collection for people with too much money.
I always thought that was what Athlon 2100s were for.
ok then your [sic] infringing on my copyright! Could you as [sic] me next time before STEALING my comments for your own?
Now I know why Bill Gates is trying to keep his monopoly going. The perks are great. Now if I could only move out of my parents basement...heheehe
Don't forget a water filter...
Why can't Nerds tell Halloween from boxing day?
Because 31(hex) == 25(dec)!!!
LOL!
Uhh, 31(hex) == 49(dec) you fucking idiot. The joke is, "Why can't geeks tell the difference between Halloween and Christmas?" Because 31(OCT) == 25(DEC)!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!
It seems like this would detract from the enjoyment of a movie (you would get cold and wet) and of the jacuzzi (you could not concentrate on the experience because of the damn movie).
I know there are a lot of rich geeks out there, but surely they will not be taken in by this, will they ?
What makes you think that just because they have
lots of money, that you're entitled to a single
penny of it? If the government didn't take
people's money by force, a whole lot more of us
would have more of it. Then we could afford to pay for our own schools and health insurance. Forced
alturism is just plain theft and you're just a
looter.
That would definitely give new meaning to "stinking rich"!
I asked my closed-source vendor about ubiqitous computing.
He answered "Oh no! You-not-be-quit-us!"
it looks waaay to close to the water for comfort. I can see myself reading about someone getting electrocuted because water splashed into the TV.
we can have porn stars watching porn while making porn, and not have to leave the jacuzzi.
-- http://www.criticalassets.com
Is VA so hard up it's resorting to advertorializing for totally worthless junk?
Oh, and if you think the rich actually buy crap like this, do yourself a favor and read The Millionaire Next Door. Most millionaires would never say something like this is "cool".
But can it do blowjobs?
it's not good enough for me.
I live in a giant bucket.
OK, so I don't REALLY want one, but I do wish I had enough money that I could waste $20K on one of these.
The dogcow says "Moof!"
You'd never leave, cause after you finnish watching say... the first couple episodes of your TNG collection you'd have passed out and drowned ;)
Sig? What sig?
Perhaps the water in their webserver is getting cold?
The Jacuzzi execs obviously never played Quake.
You woudln't get cold, you use warm/hot water.
Secondly. it's for PORN YOU MORON. Why do you think its seats two?
WET TURDS or POOP SOUP Thankyou. You may return to your blahablahablah.
hello....what the fuck does this have to do with a story about some new gadgets? If this keeps getting modded up, then it's proof positive slashdot is run by dirty communist hippies.
I just don't buy into the "my problems must be caused by someone else" mentality. Being rich is not a sin. My success doesn't preclude yours. If you are a failure, my success is not your problem.
Surely there are actual examples of rich people who got that way by defrauding others, but this poster highlights no such example. Instead, we get a rant about how the Bush tax cuts are taking food out of starving mouths.
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the top 1% of earners pay over 30% of all income tax. If you find yourself agreeing with Dr. Strawman there, the question you've got to ask yourself is, "Just how much do those rich people owe me?"
I've found that the answer "zero" correlates highly with success. Whether this is a causal relationship or not is still anybody's guess.
[ home ]
Without taxes how would you be educated enough to make "more" money?
How would we fight the war on terrorism or even crime?
Society cannot run without taxes, it CANT, THE END. IF you want a taxless society, you'll have a society just as bad as communist russia was, where the upper class always stay upper class and the lower class always stay lower class with no way to ever get out of it through education or public funded programs to help the poor become rich.
Poor people NEED healthcare because they cant afford the drugs, if you want an example look at the deaths happening in third world countries, theres no healthcare in most of these places, do you want US to be like that?
Without schools, expect everyone in the US to be uneducated, look at the trailer park and the ghettos of south central, that will be the majority off the USA without public schools.
So what do you say? Should we get rid of taxes or raise them?
Considering society has more problems, why not raise the taxes to solve these problems? Better schools, War on terrorism, cure for aids, cancer, etc,
Yes it is our responsibility, meaning the poor and the rich, to do whats best for our people.
If you use Linux, please help development of Autopac
An arm and a leg from me :p
I happened to meet someone selling these the other day at my work. Told me they cost about 30k$ and they sell about 12 a year(at least his place does). Apparently his latest install was to a football players house.
Wish i could afford one.
Not everyone can be successful. What about the failures?
Just because you are successful and all your rich friends are successful, doesnt mean everyonne is or can be. Theres going to be failures, its your responsibility as a human, to make it so even if you fail, your life still means something, failures need to have SOMETHING.
Alot of people wonder how a person can suicide bomb, its usually a rich person wondering this, how about we look at life from their point of view.
Lets look at a third world country. Say you are from a third world country, all your friends have Aids, People only live to
age 30-35, your family members have aids, one of your kids starved to death and the other is sick, and You have aids. You see rich guys coming and taking away the natural resources so you cant hunt or live off the land anymore. Why not go suicide bomb them? What do you have to lose? You have nothing to lose.
How about we look at how life is for people in the USA? Say you live in the ghetto, you grew up with a single parent, barely surviving off welfare, you didnt get a good education due to shitty public schooling, what options do you have to survive? You cant live off a Mc Donalds wage, and thats about all you can get.
Here are your options.
1.Sell Drugs/Steal
2.Sell Drugs/Steal and Work at MCDonalds
3.Be Homeless
Because these people have nothing to lose they dont fear going to jail. Someone whos homeless or close to being homeless on the
street eating 1 meal a day, would be happy to go to jail and get 3 meals a day, weights, TV, and so on.
Do you see whats happening? You have to give people something, you MUST care about society, because if you dont, society will eventually collapse and destroy you along with it.
With lower taxes, more people become poor, why? Less education or lower quality education from public schools, no healthcare,
no social security, I mean with no social security people cant even look forward to retiring.
They have NOTHING.
The problem with not sharing the wealth is, as more people have nothing, society breaks down. You can only fill the prisons so much, you cant stop terrorists for ever. The solution, is to make sure everyone has SOMETHING to lose, what stops you from going to prison? Oh thats right, you might lose your house and all your possesions, you wont be able to do all those great things which a rich person can do, like go shopping, or sit in your nice hottub. You have something to lose being in prison
because for you life outside of prison is better than life in prison. If you keep lowering taxes, it makes life for failures not worth living at all, you think we have a problem with terrorists from afganastan? IF you get rid of public schools, society security, healthcare, welfare, being poor is to alot of people worse than being dead. Their options, commit suicide, or live life as a homeless person begging for food.
For every Winner, theres a loser, in order to keep society from collapsing, the losers have to continue to play the game.
Everyone must play the game, losers need a reason to keep player, if its winner takes all, the losers will stop playing, and
will do one of two things
A. Take from the winners
B. Destroy everything so no one has anything
If you use Linux, please help development of Autopac
until you required de-pruning (see dilbert episode)
The second one is such a bollocks shape you'd have to break your neck to be able to see the screen, and the first one looks like it's no more than a few inches deep.
What a rip-off, you may as well just get a decent jacuzzi and put a telly next to it. It would probably cost less as well.
I suspect this whole story is a hoax.
Why should the losers play the game?
Thats right, you are justifying suicide bombing, crime, etc, because hey if they have the choice of a life being homeless barly surviving, or a life in prison getting more than they get outside why not be a criminal? prison doesnt scare them if they have nothing to lose.
And why not be a suicide bomber if you have aids or your children and wife died from some disease like ebola and you have no family
When people have nothing left to lose, they stop playing.
You MUST MUST MUST, give everyone something, it doesnt have to be alot but at least give them healthcare, 3 meals a day, education, some kinda standard so people at least have hope, you remove all hope and they wont play the game anymore, society will collapse.
If you use Linux, please help development of Autopac
Who really needs a 42" plasma screen and surround sound to watch porn in a hot tub?
No TiVo and no caffeine make me something something...
and you can be "A Raisin in the Sun".
Antique clawfoot tub............$450
CD of the Wiener Philharmoniker playing Mozart's Requiem
A dozen or so candles $.....6
Time soaking in the tub *away* from video screens.... Priceless
With all of these electronics I would hate to pee in that water...
If these were available 5 years ago during the dotcom boom we would all be able to get one on eBay for a couple of hundred bucks.
Follow this procedure:
1) Draw a venn diagram consisting of 2 sets.
2) label them 'the rich' and 'the poor'.
3) Note the lack of overlap.
4) Mark the positions in these sets of "yourself" and ""Bill Gates"
The solution to your problem should become clear to the mathemtically adept (if not , you can have a laugh at the pair of boobies you just drew).
A pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi z z a
How long until someone ports Apache to their hottub, then posts the URL on /. so that the net traffic alone heats the water?
Not even when "emergency" occurs ?
OMGx2!
Thats usually first sign of a forming fetish ... =)
yush
If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you can jacuzziteleconference with.
Jesus needs one of these.
Kevin Fox
mmmm... boobies!
I suspect that this spa is wired a little better, but why not suspend the TV over the hot tub instead of in it?
"We shall party like the Greeks of old! You know the ones I mean." - HedonismBot
...and Le Scala, Spain, is the anchovy capital of the world! Coincidence?... I think not!
Things like floating remote controls and underwater lightning are also included.
Apparently, 'repeat customer' doesn't mean much to this company.
Higher Logics: where programming meets science.
I agree with you except I would change the question to "At age 25 how many children did you have?" I know lots of people who had children in their late 20s who are doing very well.
We should norplant people on welfare. Take a look at deadbeat dads for instance. One third of all deadbeat dads are dead. I don't know how they expect to extract money from a dead man. The other two thirds are nearly all bums on welfare who refuse to do any work. Of course, they can't provide for their kids, so we the people get saddled with providing for their kids since they know they can get away with it with impunity. It doesn't matter if they go to jail either since this gives them a roof over their head and three meals a day paid for by the people.
The women don't care who the father is since they know the government will pay for any number of kids they have. We should start calling this what it really is collusion to defraud the people.
As I have no reason for using a hot tub other than "quality time" with the missus, I think I'd have to pass on this model, regardless of cost.
Many of the very rich
in fact do this.
Some wealthy people do this, yes.
But most wealthy people just use their wealth to accumulate even more wealth... in which case it's the governments duty to tax the wealthy in order to redistribute the wealth.
and you'd never have to leave!
Well, at least not until your meat has separated from your bones...
...at which point a voice activated phone would be useful to dial 911.
What the hell did the "community" ever do for people like us? Like the rest of the geeks here I am sure, I make a lot of money. Before that I was in college where I had to pay for it, but the sports stars got a free ride. Before that being in school we were all constantly slandered and assaulted by jocks and many others. What did the so called teachers do? Ignored it. Because we were smart and sucessful we were the problem to them.
Now that we are sucessful and have money, they just want to take it from us since they are too lazy and stupid to do an hour of work. We don't owe them. THEY OWE US.
With terrorists and criminals from the ghetto, and trailor park biker gangs, and the mafia.
Look, its people who think like you, "be rich or die" attitude that makes people so willing to be a suicide bomber. Makes them willing to join a gang and rob people like you, makes them sell illegal drugs.
Just like you said, if its winner takes all, Why play by the rules?
If you use Linux, please help development of Autopac
"underwater lightning"
... I want to see how they implement this startling added attraction. In reading the small print I notice this device doubles as a self-heating soup pot and can make bouillabaise for 2,500 people in under ten minutes. :)
I agree, this is probably a feature most customers could live without
Get off my virtual lawn, you damned virtual kids!
To soak the rich of course
Looking for an Information Security student project suggestion?
Try http://dotcrimeManifesto.com/
Why should there be an overlap?
Mac OS X and Windows XP working side by side to fight back the night.
Doesn't anybody remember quake 1??? Don't you remember what would happen if you tried to use the lightning underwater? I mean, this is pretty amazing.. .Can the whirlpool process the gibs easily or will they clog it up?
I hope people remember that to use the unterwater lightning to their advantage, there should be at least 2 other people in there with them.
"Now all you'd have to do is mod the tub with a computer and wireless internet, and you'd never have to leave!" Sure, easy to say if you don't mind looking like a prune!
The perfect place to settle down and enjoy the movie JAWS on DVD.
-- Stamp out entropy. ->dryguy@bellsloth.net
Nuke the whales, eat the hungry and buy more RAM.
MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
He who has too many gadgets along with his hot tub deserves to be electrocuted.
/^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
i do plan on buying one of these..as soon as i figure out how im going to pay for that 4 million dollar mansion..ideas? ;)
42" pr0n and hotties in the tub...
who reckons most of these will be sold to pr0n co's and massage parlours?
You have 2 choices.
You can support the losers, or its winner take all.
if its winner take all, no one can afford to be a loser, losing is worse than death.
Get my point? I whine alot? We'll George Bush whines alot, alot of people whine when 3 thousand people die in twin towers.
Stupid. I whine, afganstan whines, people in the ghettos and trailors whine, we all whine, except you, who has everything.
Look, face it, you are a classist, do you know what that is? someone who believes they are superior due to their class. Because you are successful, you feel you matter more than someone whos poor, keep thinking like that and you'll cause the destruction of the world.
Terrorism, Crime, not a problem for you yet? Well wait until you cant step outside your mansion without worrying about people trying to rob you.
If you use Linux, please help development of Autopac
Well, those priests have to have SOME way to keep the boys and girls distracted while they molest them. I figure you get them into the hot tub for for a movie, and you've killed two birds with one stone. You've got the kid in skimpy swimware (making them more *ahem* accessible), you got them in water (which most kids love), and you've got them glued to a Disney DVD while you molest them.
"...and you'd never have to leave!"
But after maybe 2 weeks all the water would smell like BO and cat pee.
Man this whole section is gonna get (Score:-1 Offtopic).
Anyway, I may not be the one on Wall Street making the big bucks but Ive taken enough Econ classes and watched the news and market enough to know the economy reacts very, very quickly. If Alan Greenspan farts the Dow drops 500 points. People are very impulsive and most do not buy stocks for the long haul. Anyone remember the selloff after Sept 11?
As far as Presidential policies shaping the market, people ignore one obvious fact. Reagan and Bush Sr. had very similar economic policies and plans. You cant tell me it took 12 to 14 years for the effects to kick in.
Sorry, that is a very flawed ideology for rich people wanting to say they got rich through hard work and determination instead of inheritance. Not saying all rich inherited it, but those who didnt say their parents worked hard to keep food on the table.
There just isnt enough money to go around to make everyone rich, no matter what level of determinition. Someone has to take the crappy job. Me and plenty of my college freinds are spending the summer in these crap jobs and all of us are unmarried and have no kids.
This is a really simple question that can be answered easily by anyone who has taken a macroeconomics course. You are making your money from other peoples hard work, so this is society's way (remember the government is not some nasty organization out to steal money it is "We The People") of saying "hey, you wanna milk us and reap the benefits of a Capitalistic Republic, fine pay your dues back to society".
Lets have a little quiz:
1. There is a flat tax rate of %20. Person A made $500,000 and paid $100,000 in taxes. Person B made $20,000 and paid $4,000. Who paid more?
A: Wrong!!! Person B. Why, cause everyone spends a certain amount money every year on food and insurance and utilities and many other bills that everyone shares. So now Person B may only have $4,000 to spend on things they want while A still has $388,000.
And dont try to say "well I spend all that money and pay even more sales tax!" because all that is optional spending and we all get that nice fixed sales tax rate.
There is nothing wrong with helping people.
I give more than 10% of my gross income to
charities! The point is that it's *my* choice! It
is wrong for anyone - you - the government -
society - *anyone* - to take what is mine at the
point of a gun for any purpose whatsoever. Even if you have good intentions it's still theft. You'll
do much better by serving the needs you see around with what *you* earn voluntarily. I do, so until
you're giving more than 10% of your income to help
the needy, don't you *dare* call me selfish or
greedy for not wanting to be robbed.
I've been waiting my whole life for this. I can finally re-enact my favorite scene from Scarface. The bathtub scene where hints of homosexuality between him and his friend are a little more than subtle. HAHA, thank you Whirlpool.
...as a buyable object for my Sims game. They can increase their hygiene and their fun meters! (Well, okay, so they can already using a normal hot tub, but this way they could do it faster!)
Editor Emeritus and Senior Writer, TeleRead.org
the built in beer tap is hidden from view in this picture?
That NO one is in poverty, and that everyone has a fair chance.
This means no one should ever starve, even if they dont have a job everyone deserves shelter, and food.
This means no one should ever be denied education no matter how old, if they cannot afford college they should still be given some other chance.
Lastly, welfare SHOULD exsist, but in a diffrent fashion, perhaps instead of welfare, public shelters with paid empoyees who help the poor, and help raise children etc
this way people cant be on welfare and take the money and use it to buy drugs, or something stupid.
If you use Linux, please help development of Autopac