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  1. Re:You can't ban the WIPO Troll!! on Specs of Salons Subscription System · · Score: -1

    oh shut up, bitch. you know you just want me to say "ooh yeah QNX is great".

    okay you got it. QNX is great as far as I've seen it. But then that's probably because it's the "next amiga" or something like that.

    Go back to your luca turilli, rhapsody and manowar, and let me know when you've been promoted to "RAGANOTH, Shadowking of the dark village" or something.

    Oh yeah, and would you suck me off please? I need it. Thanks. I love you baby. :)

  2. Re:You can't ban the WIPO Troll!! on Specs of Salons Subscription System · · Score: -1

    Indeed. I agree, Biffjerky.

    This post is one of the trollposts that really converted me from a humourless cunt to the hardcore troll poster I am today (or at least, try to be).

    I was using SUSE 6, and re-discovered the joys of Win98SE. Not only for the gaming, but for the ease of use. After all, that's what an OS should be, right? I mean, you should be able to double-click a setup.exe icon, and not have to type in some out-dated unix style install commands with stupids switches and that. And so, I moved back to Windows. and I have to say WinXP is the most amazing OS I've ever used. Better than Redhat, better than BSD, and even better than QNX (although only just)!

    So keep up the trolling, the BSD is dying posts, and especially the support for NATALIE!! I NEED HER! Thanks.

  3. Re:First post on Specs of Salons Subscription System · · Score: -1

    congratulations! here's hoping to the death of all niggers and kikes around the world before they celebrate their fake versions of christmas.

    Don't get me wrong - I love black people and their big dicks. They make great prostitutes too (the women I mean, because their dicks are smaller). Jews run my corner shop so they're great too.

  4. something I need to know on Earthlink Buys OmniSky · · Score: -1

    What makes a man?
    Is it the woman in his arms,
    because she has big titties?
    Or is it the way
    he fights every day?

  5. Re:This is not such a bad thing on Earthlink Buys OmniSky · · Score: -1

    Thanks. It was about time someone pointed that out to the parents-basement-dwelling masses around here.

  6. Re:Wheres the fish? on Strong Hints On Flashing Your Xbox · · Score: -1

    *I* want a prison in my back yard. All those big naughty men sleeping in such close proximity.. showering together... *shudder*

    I think I need to go to the bathroom for a few minutes.

  7. Re:Wow, two in one day on Earthlink Buys OmniSky · · Score: -1

    earthlink, omnisky and firewire. boogie yo.

  8. Re:Ricochet network on Aerie Reviving Ricochet Network · · Score: -1

    yes you can

  9. Re:Wheres the fish? on Strong Hints On Flashing Your Xbox · · Score: -1

    I've been arrested 3 times for flashing my box.

  10. Re:Bitscope on Building a Cheap Oscilloscope Using Your PC? · · Score: -1

    moderator - you'd better be a regular oscil-thingy user.. otherwise how the fuck do you know this is informative? it may just be some cheap shitty program that does nothing like what the guy wants. even though the guy is a cocksmoker. and so are you. and so is everyone here. cocksmokers.

  11. Re:As much as I hate to say it.... on States Filing Alternate Remedy Proposal for MS Anti-Trust Case · · Score: -1

    it's not boxen you cunt, it's boxes. Box is derived from a completely different language that spawned the name Ox. Ox = Oxen. Box = Boxes. FUCK! It SOOOOO pissed me off when ignorant cunts like you say boxen. I'm going to have to fuck you dead aren't I?! CUNT! FUCKING UNEDUCATED CUNT!

  12. Re:They make a product..why force them? on States Filing Alternate Remedy Proposal for MS Anti-Trust Case · · Score: -1

    of course!

    quoted by The Turd Report. This is truly an honor :)

  13. Re:They make a product..why force them? on States Filing Alternate Remedy Proposal for MS Anti-Trust Case · · Score: -1

    as is your AC post. I hereby claim the FP for myself, in the name of those LOGGED ON trolls who participated in the great Troll Tuesday of 2001. Now gently place my balls in your mouth and hummmmmmmm.

  14. Re:They make a product..why force them? on States Filing Alternate Remedy Proposal for MS Anti-Trust Case · · Score: -1

    They'll no doubt make it really shitty on purpose anyway. unstable, slow as fuck. better than most other linux products then.

  15. and another sunken city has been found on Ancient Sunken City Discovered Off Shores of Cuba. Maybe · · Score: -1

    I created my own sunken city earlier. gotta love curry.

  16. Re:Fuck you on GameCube Hardware In Depth on Anandtech · · Score: -1

    what a disgusting spick bastard.

  17. Re:MMMM PENUS on EQ 'Shadow of Luclin' -- Pretty Graphics, Ugly Release · · Score: -1

    then I am not allowed to reply? damn.

  18. Re:would you? on VP3, Open Source Video at 200kbs · · Score: -1

    but of course. I'll send you a copy of the tape if you want. several copies even, so you can sell them to your friends. yes, you have friends unlike me.

  19. Re:You may not link my ass on You May Not Link This Web Site · · Score: -1

    Well done. You earn another troll mile. You can use this in any troll station or quick-e-troll. redemption value 0.01c.

  20. Re:MMMM PENUS on EQ 'Shadow of Luclin' -- Pretty Graphics, Ugly Release · · Score: -1

    I hope you choke on Katz' cum next time you suck him off. BSD is dying, don't you know.

  21. Re:You mean fake human interaction on EQ 'Shadow of Luclin' -- Pretty Graphics, Ugly Release · · Score: -1

    Mod this UP! This is a great post that makes a fucking good point. It shouldn't be -1.

  22. Re:Everquest? on EQ 'Shadow of Luclin' -- Pretty Graphics, Ugly Release · · Score: -1

    All together now... Whooooooo gives a fuck about this aaaarticle?!

  23. Re:Open Source Video?!?!? on VP3, Open Source Video at 200kbs · · Score: -1

    I believe you're thinking of Open *sores* video. Syphillis-cam baby.

  24. would you? on VP3, Open Source Video at 200kbs · · Score: -1

    would you like to suck on my penis, sir? would you? I think you would.

  25. Re:mirror on Email Turns Thirty · · Score: -1

    You know Taco will only create *more* of a disturbance. And you'll get snotted too - a hideous fate for any fellow Troll.



    The Slashdot Machine May Fall Victim to the Advances of Taco

    ASK any expert to speculate on the future of homosexual activity, and you are bound to hear two words: versatility and CmdrTaco.

    Homosexuality is already becoming more and more regular within the Linux community. "Upward Gardeners" that send and receive love letters are increasingly normal within the slashdot community - not just for sexual gratification, but for the disgust of REAL MEN (tm) as well. Queers that can exchange short sharp bursts of semen are also becoming common.

    In the next few years, it seems the leading potential victims of Taco may be the regular people. Those who toil on the technical side of things, developing the software and standards that make the technology appear seamless to its users, foresee a day when walls are used routinely for walking with their backs to. They also predict the complete segregation of the two sections of the IT community - Microsoft Users (ie REAL MEN (tm)) and freeloading Open Sores scum.

    "One can imagine calling a 'Taco Hotline' that has access to your entire list of gay sexual fantasies," with speech-recognition software aiding the synthesised Taco voice to talk about your personal fetishes", said Vinton G. Cerf, a founder of "Gaynet" who is now a senior vice president at Buttsex.com. "A phonecall can be made to a Tacoline number so that the caller can cum within two minutes of the call being answered" he said.

    Such so-called gay messaging systems already exist, but they are not especially easy to use and cost many dollars per minute. "It will be another five years or so before that's really attacked seriously," said Dave Cocker, a consultant who works on Taco's asshole regularly, and is an experienced Taco-snotter.