You know Taco will only create *more* of a disturbance. And you'll get snotted too - a hideous fate for any fellow Troll.
The Slashdot Machine May Fall Victim to the Advances of Taco
ASK any expert to speculate on the future of homosexual activity, and you are bound to hear two words: versatility and CmdrTaco.
Homosexuality is already becoming more and more regular within the Linux community. "Upward Gardeners" that send and receive love letters are increasingly normal within the slashdot community - not just for sexual gratification, but for the disgust of REAL MEN (tm) as well. Queers that can exchange short sharp bursts of semen are also becoming common.
In the next few years, it seems the leading potential victims of Taco may be the regular people. Those who toil on the technical side of things, developing the software and standards that make the technology appear seamless to its users, foresee a day when walls are used routinely for walking with their backs to. They also predict the complete segregation of the two sections of the IT community - Microsoft Users (ie REAL MEN (tm)) and freeloading Open Sores scum.
"One can imagine calling a 'Taco Hotline' that has access to your entire list of gay sexual fantasies," with speech-recognition software aiding the synthesised Taco voice to talk about your personal fetishes", said Vinton G. Cerf, a founder of "Gaynet" who is now a senior vice president at Buttsex.com. "A phonecall can be made to a Tacoline number so that the caller can cum within two minutes of the call being answered" he said.
Such so-called gay messaging systems already exist, but they are not especially easy to use and cost many dollars per minute. "It will be another five years or so before that's really attacked seriously," said Dave Cocker, a consultant who works on Taco's asshole regularly, and is an experienced Taco-snotter.
.. that starting your post in the Subject line is obnoxious, and pisses a lot of people off? It's like the whole "Two Words: Bill Gates" or "Two Words: Pay Raise" thing. Two words my sphincter.
Aside from that, keep up the good work. You are a valuable member of the slashdot community, and I appreciate your input.
But you didn't beat me to this:
Hot grits, Natalie Portman petrified, All your base, Stephen King is dead, The Linux is gay conspiracy and Taco-Snotting!
WOW! And even more amazing is that nobody that deserves to live really gives a spinning fist-fuck!!
COME ON PEOPLE! Get some priorities! People have been dying since the human race was invented by that south african guy, and you have the nerve to sit at your electronic computer machine doing sums? You make me sick, with your hax0ring and your com-pu-ter typewriters and your inter-web and your brains and your arms and your keyboards and your legs and your lungs and your hamster fetishes.
Of course my time is worth nothing. I don't get paid for putting together PCs, I do it for fun. I get paid for selling little boys to people like yourself.
Hope you have a great day with Timmy. He's got a real tight mouth with no teeth.
I'm currently working on creating an online community based on the worship of Looge - a drug-crazed demigod-slash-mechanic.
Scenario 1:
Me: There's something wrong with my car. Can you fix it?
Sober Looge: Yeah. Leave it with me and it'll be done by the end of the day.
Scenario 2:
Me: There's something wrong with my car. Can you fix it?
Stoned Looge: Yeah. From here it smells like your air filter is playing up. *insert two seconds of banging and clunking noises as he fucks around under the bonnet*... Okay. All done. No charge.
This man is God, and as a result, the online community will reign. Sure, it comes into the "obscurity" category, but fuck it. It's fun writing the code. ASP is great!
So anyway, this topic will be very helpful. The only good thing I've ever seen on Slashdot! Should make up for the wanky P2Pants topic earlier, but there's still a shitload of stuff you have to work on.
Oh yeah. And suck my dick bitch. Can't have a post without some troll comments, can I?!
Slashdot Mirror
You know Taco will only create *more* of a disturbance. And you'll get snotted too - a hideous fate for any fellow Troll.
The Slashdot Machine May Fall Victim to the Advances of Taco
ASK any expert to speculate on the future of homosexual activity, and you are bound to hear two words: versatility and CmdrTaco.
Homosexuality is already becoming more and more regular within the Linux community. "Upward Gardeners" that send and receive love letters are increasingly normal within the slashdot community - not just for sexual gratification, but for the disgust of REAL MEN (tm) as well. Queers that can exchange short sharp bursts of semen are also becoming common.
In the next few years, it seems the leading potential victims of Taco may be the regular people. Those who toil on the technical side of things, developing the software and standards that make the technology appear seamless to its users, foresee a day when walls are used routinely for walking with their backs to. They also predict the complete segregation of the two sections of the IT community - Microsoft Users (ie REAL MEN (tm)) and freeloading Open Sores scum.
"One can imagine calling a 'Taco Hotline' that has access to your entire list of gay sexual fantasies," with speech-recognition software aiding the synthesised Taco voice to talk about your personal fetishes", said Vinton G. Cerf, a founder of "Gaynet" who is now a senior vice president at Buttsex.com. "A phonecall can be made to a Tacoline number so that the caller can cum within two minutes of the call being answered" he said.
Such so-called gay messaging systems already exist, but they are not especially easy to use and cost many dollars per minute. "It will be another five years or so before that's really attacked seriously," said Dave Cocker, a consultant who works on Taco's asshole regularly, and is an experienced Taco-snotter.
Way to Karma Whore!
I've had dark matter in my pants for the past three hours. It *does* increase gravity too 'cause it keeps sticking my pants to my ass.
I sense a disturbance in the force. I need a toilet fast.
look at it from my angle
NATALIE PORTMAN! HOT GRITS!
your mother's rectum is red from all the banging.
They'll soon be trying for the e-paperless office.
oh yeah, and *BSD is dying.
I didn't attempt to widen the page either. Damn.
Is this the sort of e-paper that I can use to wipe my e-butt?
No, Fucky, Just shut the fuck up. Nobody cares.
.. that starting your post in the Subject line is obnoxious, and pisses a lot of people off? It's like the whole "Two Words: Bill Gates" or "Two Words: Pay Raise" thing. Two words my sphincter.
Aside from that, keep up the good work. You are a valuable member of the slashdot community, and I appreciate your input.
Sincerely,
Fucky.
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In the morning when I wake up, I have a post.
You beat me to it.
But you didn't beat me to this:
Hot grits, Natalie Portman petrified, All your base, Stephen King is dead, The Linux is gay conspiracy and Taco-Snotting!
What did I miss?
Oracle Donates Software for Big Brother Database
"Primary Key" option voted out by all data types.
Will somebody please kill Katz? Soon? I know this article isn't by him, but that's got nothing to do with it.
Must you be so obsessed with people's "backdoor" entrances? Pervert.
yeah. he's gonna experience a zero G wanking competition. Way to go Mark, you tosser! Crank one out for me while you're up there, okay?
You're always talking about Megallan's urethra! Give it a rest.
A wise man once said "The Chinese guy called! The Chinese guy called! Holy shit, Mamma, the Chinese guy called!"
WOW! And even more amazing is that nobody that deserves to live really gives a spinning fist-fuck!!
COME ON PEOPLE! Get some priorities! People have been dying since the human race was invented by that south african guy, and you have the nerve to sit at your electronic computer machine doing sums? You make me sick, with your hax0ring and your com-pu-ter typewriters and your inter-web and your brains and your arms and your keyboards and your legs and your lungs and your hamster fetishes.
Of course my time is worth nothing. I don't get paid for putting together PCs, I do it for fun. I get paid for selling little boys to people like yourself.
Hope you have a great day with Timmy. He's got a real tight mouth with no teeth.
Too right. And I hate the way it keeps stalking the M5 too. Every junction has the A38 signposted. Grrrr.
Hi! How are you?
FIRST POST!!!!
I'm currently working on creating an online community based on the worship of Looge - a drug-crazed demigod-slash-mechanic.
Scenario 1:
Me: There's something wrong with my car. Can you fix it?
Sober Looge: Yeah. Leave it with me and it'll be done by the end of the day.
Scenario 2:
Me: There's something wrong with my car. Can you fix it?
Stoned Looge: Yeah. From here it smells like your air filter is playing up. *insert two seconds of banging and clunking noises as he fucks around under the bonnet*... Okay. All done. No charge.
This man is God, and as a result, the online community will reign. Sure, it comes into the "obscurity" category, but fuck it. It's fun writing the code. ASP is great!
So anyway, this topic will be very helpful. The only good thing I've ever seen on Slashdot! Should make up for the wanky P2Pants topic earlier, but there's still a shitload of stuff you have to work on.
Oh yeah. And suck my dick bitch. Can't have a post without some troll comments, can I?!
Isn't this is like putting Capt. Hazelwood in charge of an oil tanker?
Or putting Captain Cab in charge of a Cab.
Murdock is my hero.
I once caught my brother probing pluto. The police didn't think it was funny either.
oi loikes great big 'airy tits. an' sheyp and pegs an' coows.
Don't you just love that hard throbbing cock, Katz? You want it up you. I know you do.