Maybe correct application of the soundbug would work? Wire each key press to a sound and it'd make the table vibrate a little every time you hit a key. The sound feedback would make it a bit easier, and you could tap out some drum n bass while you're at it.
Please, stop your whining. I'm sure they'll come up with answers to your questions in the future, but right now they're only just getting to grips with the technology.
Email identified by interpretation rather than keywords? Does that mean email addresses can be identified in the same way? Surely that'd mean spamblocks wouldn't work any more.
Attach it to the cat's back! Watch grandma boogie to the sound of her stomach-speaker! Laugh as your ceiling collapses around you thanks to it's 'bass-boost' functionality! Watch chicken heads explode as you turn their coups into 7Hz resonating huts of doom!
Mod bomb me, motherfuckers. Go on. While you're wasting your mod points on me, the rest of the troll army can be out fucking slashdot up some more. Suck my fucking balls!
The Slashdot editors are the only ones that
will gain anything from this in the end.
Malda doesn't really give a shit about his
readers. All he cares about is his wallet.
This is all a big fucking plan to get his
silly little marriage paid for without having
to dip into his own pockets.
It's just plain fucking wrong, and there's no
way I'd give money just so Malda and Katz can
get their satanist fucking hands on it.
The idea of a subscription-based Slashdot
is essentially the biggest Troll of them all.
This post bought to you with BR tags - Even
the Trolls hate the shitty page-widening
posts.
Have been for a couple years now. Haven't seen you around the office for a while though? What happened? Did you get fired? Promoted? Fucked too much? Swallow too much cum? "lol"
And it's "you're", not "your". What you said is "the 'his bitch now' that belongs to you". Fucktard.
Maybe correct application of the soundbug would work? Wire each key press to a sound and it'd make the table vibrate a little every time you hit a key. The sound feedback would make it a bit easier, and you could tap out some drum n bass while you're at it.
Please, stop your whining. I'm sure they'll come up with answers to your questions in the future, but right now they're only just getting to grips with the technology.
Porn is Fast. Porn is Cool. Pornographie n'est pas non due!
Now I can enjoy that Media-Player-Only porn on my linux boxes too. Thank you Crossover people!
Email identified by interpretation rather than keywords? Does that mean email addresses can be identified in the same way? Surely that'd mean spamblocks wouldn't work any more.
"you really make the world shake. I just wish you'd stop that damned tellytubbies theme tune while you're at it" :)
Saving = singular.
I bet that's a saving / I bet they are savings.
Attach it to the cat's back! Watch grandma boogie to the sound of her stomach-speaker! Laugh as your ceiling collapses around you thanks to it's 'bass-boost' functionality! Watch chicken heads explode as you turn their coups into 7Hz resonating huts of doom!
:)
Can't wait to get hold of one of these
I predict the first ever slashdotted fax machine over at Washington.
I expect they'll have a story here eventually, but any MicroSoft news tends to somehow suffer delays here on Slashdot.
Like Danishes and all that stuff.
Bad luck, motherfuck.
Abuse the GPL? That'll be Goatse.cx's Pouting Lips then, would it?
... at -5 karma. Posting at zero once again. Woooooo!!! yeah
fp!
Snowboard? Aah, you must be a web designer ;p
If you want to see how to control a crowd using slippery goo, just pass me some hot grits and a picture of Natalie Portman, petrified.
Fuck slashdot. Fuck it into the ground. Thank you for your time.
Mod bomb me, motherfuckers. Go on. While you're wasting your mod points on me, the rest of the troll army can be out fucking slashdot up some more. Suck my fucking balls!
Fuck the ACs and FUCK SUBSCRIPTIONS.
:)
Well claimed too
This is sickening. Truly sickening.
The Slashdot editors are the only ones that
will gain anything from this in the end.
Malda doesn't really give a shit about his
readers. All he cares about is his wallet.
This is all a big fucking plan to get his
silly little marriage paid for without having
to dip into his own pockets.
It's just plain fucking wrong, and there's no
way I'd give money just so Malda and Katz can
get their satanist fucking hands on it.
The idea of a subscription-based Slashdot
is essentially the biggest Troll of them all.
This post bought to you with BR tags - Even
the Trolls hate the shitty page-widening
posts.
What do you mean "imagine"?
Yes.
It's random reply time, and you, lowlypeon, have been selected. Congratulations!
This is my reply to you:
I agree with what you're saying.
I hope you enjoyed this random reply. Keep a look out for more random replies by Me, Fucky!
Take care!
Have been for a couple years now. Haven't seen you around the office for a while though? What happened? Did you get fired? Promoted? Fucked too much? Swallow too much cum? "lol"
And it's "you're", not "your". What you said is "the 'his bitch now' that belongs to you". Fucktard.