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  1. Re:Virtual Keyboard on Virtual Keyboard a Reality · · Score: 0

    Maybe correct application of the soundbug would work? Wire each key press to a sound and it'd make the table vibrate a little every time you hit a key. The sound feedback would make it a bit easier, and you could tap out some drum n bass while you're at it.

  2. Re:How does it detect keystrokes? on Virtual Keyboard a Reality · · Score: 0

    Please, stop your whining. I'm sure they'll come up with answers to your questions in the future, but right now they're only just getting to grips with the technology.

  3. Fast Porn on Virtual Keyboard a Reality · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Porn is Fast. Porn is Cool. Pornographie n'est pas non due!

  4. Excellent on Codeweavers' CrossOver Plugin Reviewed · · Score: 0

    Now I can enjoy that Media-Player-Only porn on my linux boxes too. Thank you Crossover people!

  5. Email? on Mining Unstructured Data · · Score: 0

    Email identified by interpretation rather than keywords? Does that mean email addresses can be identified in the same way? Surely that'd mean spamblocks wouldn't work any more.

  6. Re:Fun for all the family on Using Tables as Speakers · · Score: 1, Funny

    "you really make the world shake. I just wish you'd stop that damned tellytubbies theme tune while you're at it" :)

  7. Re:any flat surface? on Using Tables as Speakers · · Score: 0

    Saving = singular.

    I bet that's a saving / I bet they are savings.

  8. Fun for all the family on Using Tables as Speakers · · Score: 0

    Attach it to the cat's back! Watch grandma boogie to the sound of her stomach-speaker! Laugh as your ceiling collapses around you thanks to it's 'bass-boost' functionality! Watch chicken heads explode as you turn their coups into 7Hz resonating huts of doom!

    Can't wait to get hold of one of these :)

  9. Place your bets on Consumer Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: 1, Funny

    I predict the first ever slashdotted fax machine over at Washington.

  10. Re:Speaking about Consumer Tech and Bill... on Consumer Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I expect they'll have a story here eventually, but any MicroSoft news tends to somehow suffer delays here on Slashdot.

  11. Fancy Pastries? on LED Lights: Friend or Foe? · · Score: -1

    Like Danishes and all that stuff.

  12. Re:First post... on Abusing the GPL? · · Score: -1

    Bad luck, motherfuck.

  13. I abuse the GPL on Abusing the GPL? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Abuse the GPL? That'll be Goatse.cx's Pouting Lips then, would it?

  14. Re:Frosty Paste on The Timex Speedpass Watch · · Score: 0

    ... at -5 karma. Posting at zero once again. Woooooo!!! yeah

  15. Frosty Paste on The Timex Speedpass Watch · · Score: 0

    fp!

  16. Re:Something to bring to protests on Slippery Slime Developed to Control Crowds · · Score: -1

    Snowboard? Aah, you must be a web designer ;p

  17. Crowd control? on Slippery Slime Developed to Control Crowds · · Score: -1

    If you want to see how to control a crowd using slippery goo, just pass me some hot grits and a picture of Natalie Portman, petrified.

  18. First FUCK SLASHDOT post on The Customer is Always Wrong · · Score: -1

    Fuck slashdot. Fuck it into the ground. Thank you for your time.

  19. Mod bomb me! on Macromedia Pushes Flash For All Things Web · · Score: -1

    Mod bomb me, motherfuckers. Go on. While you're wasting your mod points on me, the rest of the troll army can be out fucking slashdot up some more. Suck my fucking balls!

  20. Re:fuck... on Zarf in Mac OS X Land · · Score: -1

    Fuck the ACs and FUCK SUBSCRIPTIONS.

    Well claimed too :)

  21. Re:GAYEST SLASHER OF THEM ALL on Announcing Slashdot Subscriptions · · Score: -1

    This is sickening. Truly sickening.

    The Slashdot editors are the only ones that
    will gain anything from this in the end.
    Malda doesn't really give a shit about his
    readers. All he cares about is his wallet.
    This is all a big fucking plan to get his
    silly little marriage paid for without having
    to dip into his own pockets.

    It's just plain fucking wrong, and there's no
    way I'd give money just so Malda and Katz can
    get their satanist fucking hands on it.

    The idea of a subscription-based Slashdot
    is essentially the biggest Troll of them all.


    This post bought to you with BR tags - Even
    the Trolls hate the shitty page-widening
    posts.

  22. Re:Imagine ... on Smallest RC Cars? · · Score: -1

    What do you mean "imagine"?

  23. Re:fp on Smallest RC Cars? · · Score: -1

    Yes.

  24. Re:Dreaming on ESR Says as PCs Get Cheaper, Windows Will Die · · Score: -1

    It's random reply time, and you, lowlypeon, have been selected. Congratulations!

    This is my reply to you:

    I agree with what you're saying.

    I hope you enjoyed this random reply. Keep a look out for more random replies by Me, Fucky!

    Take care!

  25. Re:Bash microsoft day, is it? on ESR Says as PCs Get Cheaper, Windows Will Die · · Score: -1

    Have been for a couple years now. Haven't seen you around the office for a while though? What happened? Did you get fired? Promoted? Fucked too much? Swallow too much cum? "lol"

    And it's "you're", not "your". What you said is "the 'his bitch now' that belongs to you". Fucktard.