Why do people think there's something wrong with a niche website being unable to serve probably over 100,000 in a few hours?
Of course it's gonna die. Would you hook an OC-3 up to a little website that gets maybe 100 hits a day normally? That's just asanine.
Then again, his PHP is configured to connect more than his SQL server's max clients, it's not written to catch that error, and he's got errors being written to stdout... eh, it's crap.
Seriously though, the "compressed folder" came with WinME, and it sucks just as bad now as it did then. They could have at least stuck a UI on the thing.
You do realize that the phone company can listen to all of your phone conversations and that your upstream provider can capture every single packet of data you send, right?
Oh, you're both insane. That might work out for you. I knew a couple like that. Their kids were insane too. Their daughter was hot, I had a thing for her all through high school until I got to know her and had to listen to 4000 stories about ghosts every 8 seconds. I would have fucked her right up until she slept with a heroin addict that used her wierd ass mind to convince her they were meant for each other or something. Meaningless sex with a psycho is one thing, but risking AIDS is stupid.
That taught me an important lesson though. I used to sleep with any box I could get into. Luckily, this was when I was in high school and most girls hadn't had the chance to catch diseases yet. Now I'm much more careful, and make sure to get to know her first. Any stories about wiccans, ghosts, psychic powers, alien abductions, and I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball. I end up getting laid a lot less, but hey, it's better than herpes.
If you two do decide to have children, and I would recommend against it, I don't think you're in any psychological shape to raise a child properly, make sure to teach your children that if they tell people about their nutty beliefs that others will take advantage of it. That way, maybe your hot daughter won't fuck a heroin addict and my son can fuck her instead.
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COMPANY: Pencom Systems Incorporated
SKILLS REQUIRED: (see below)
LOCATION: NEW YORK, NY
RATE: OPEN (Annual)
AREA: 212
LENGTH: Permanent
TERM: FULLTIME
SUMMARY: This financial institution is seeking a junior real-time programmer/analyst to develop C++ real-time Linux applications in a Linux environment. In this role you will interface with traders and trading management to deliver position management and risk anal
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Why do people think there's something wrong with a niche website being unable to serve probably over 100,000 in a few hours?
Of course it's gonna die. Would you hook an OC-3 up to a little website that gets maybe 100 hits a day normally? That's just asanine.
Then again, his PHP is configured to connect more than his SQL server's max clients, it's not written to catch that error, and he's got errors being written to stdout... eh, it's crap.
But it's not in the C++ standard.
You say quite a lot. Don't say quite quite so much, it makes you sound like quite a fag.
None! Windows roolz, Linux droolz! Hahahahahaha!
Seriously though, the "compressed folder" came with WinME, and it sucks just as bad now as it did then. They could have at least stuck a UI on the thing.
Pointing the nose up and down would do nothing. It's the change in density that propels this.
That's like calling someone pedantic because they correct you when you say you drove your house to your car.
Although, if you think a mistake like that is acceptable, maybe you DO drive your house to your car.
You're not running X on that computer, you're running X on your local computer. The remote is just an X client.
You do realize that the phone company can listen to all of your phone conversations and that your upstream provider can capture every single packet of data you send, right?
Misogyny.
ROFL I never saw that one. PLEASE PLEASE PUHLEEEEEASE BRING FAMILY GUY BACK!
Hey lameness filter, ya don't suppose I wanted to shout eh?
Peter to Lois: Are you pregnant?
Lois: No.
Peter: Good. *shoves Lois down the stairs*
Me: *gives himself a hernia laughing*
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Sorry, but a welfare mom's values just aren't something I'm interested in analyzing or absorbing.
Dude, that was an awesome scene. The fact that it was so obviously just to take up time made it twice as funny.
Simple. Deep down, all us geeks are misogynistic, alcoholic dogs.
I don't know about you, but if I see airborne blowfish with bows and arrows, I'm running.
That is true. I may be wrong, but I thought the parent was talking about actual compilation/runtime errors.
Hey, don't forget the 82nd blowfish division.
Only if they make assumptions about the size of a pointer.
Even if the program is sticking pointers into ints there still shouldn't be a problem since int will be 64 bits anyway.
In C++ it really shouldn't be a problem with the much stronger type checking.
The only place I see it being a problem is in over-optimized programs or assembler routines.
Less than half of us are from the south.
Oooh, you fell for a tubgirl link. My condolences.
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Oh, you're both insane. That might work out for you. I knew a couple like that. Their kids were insane too. Their daughter was hot, I had a thing for her all through high school until I got to know her and had to listen to 4000 stories about ghosts every 8 seconds. I would have fucked her right up until she slept with a heroin addict that used her wierd ass mind to convince her they were meant for each other or something. Meaningless sex with a psycho is one thing, but risking AIDS is stupid.
That taught me an important lesson though. I used to sleep with any box I could get into. Luckily, this was when I was in high school and most girls hadn't had the chance to catch diseases yet. Now I'm much more careful, and make sure to get to know her first. Any stories about wiccans, ghosts, psychic powers, alien abductions, and I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball. I end up getting laid a lot less, but hey, it's better than herpes.
If you two do decide to have children, and I would recommend against it, I don't think you're in any psychological shape to raise a child properly, make sure to teach your children that if they tell people about their nutty beliefs that others will take advantage of it. That way, maybe your hot daughter won't fuck a heroin addict and my son can fuck her instead.
This is from dice.com, about a month ago:
Junior Developer
COMPANY: Pencom Systems Incorporated
SKILLS REQUIRED: (see below)
LOCATION: NEW YORK, NY
RATE: OPEN (Annual)
AREA: 212
LENGTH: Permanent
TERM: FULLTIME
SUMMARY: This financial institution is seeking a junior real-time programmer/analyst to develop C++ real-time Linux applications in a Linux environment. In this role you will interface with traders and trading management to deliver position management and risk anal
PHP! HA!
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