For most of this year, the slowing world economy has caused companies to cut back on
investments in technology. After the terrorist attacks on September 11th, much of our
business for the quarter, which typically closes in the final weeks, simply did not
materialize.
As a result, VA Linux/Software will post a very disappointing loss for the quarter.
Cuts in expenses, many of which were suggested by you, saved VA Linux/Software $29 and a couple of used condoms last quarter, but that was not enough to offset the shortfall in revenue. In order to establish profitable growth, VA Linux/Software will have to make even deeper thrusts into Hemos' and CmdrTaco's anuses.
We examined every scenario that would let us avoid having to lose good people who are not
only communists but also smell funny. Unfortunately, VA Linux/Software is in the process of cutting xxx positions, a larger number than we anticipated in our memo to you earlier this year, but an unavoidable number, due to the outlook for open source going down the toilet. VA Linux/Software is granting severance packages that will reduce personal hardships in this
economic climate, and we will make extra efforts to assist people with job placement
assistance- we're planning on shipping our former employees to communist China, where their ideology will be appreciated. This cut is the most difficult and painful one this company has ever had to make, except for that time when we circumcised Timothy with a rusty hatchet. Owch!
VA Linux/Software has been a highly rated e-communism company for about 7 years. Economic cycles come and go. This downturn will pass in time. And when it does, VA Linux/Software will emerge from it much stronger than competitors who lack our differentiated software technology, base of customers, and our ability to invest heavily in goatse. VA Linux/Software will regain momentum, but only if we tighten our sphincters and sharpen our penises.
The immediate challenge for all of us is to restore growth, leading to profitable growth.
Every organization within VA Linux/Software is being asked to do more with less./., for example, will know sell user information. Some organizations will function differently than in the past. Senior managers will take sizeable cuts in pay under VA Linux/Software's performance-based compensation model. Still, we can't just cut our way to profitability. We have to grow our way to profitability.
I have been in involved in the fields of business and finance for many years. I have seen
the fortunes of countless companies rise and fall. I believe I can lead our company out of
tough times and into better days. I have never seen a company with as much potential for
sustained, long-term industry leadership as VA Linux/Software has today. VA Linux/Software has a terrific team of employees known for their stamina, adaptability, and willingness to do ANYTHING for $5. We have developed unsurpassed
software technology, market leadership in the retail e-commerce business, and superlative
customer service. In the weeks ahead, we will release news of much anticipated new alliances (e.g., an alliance with North Korea)
and software that reinvents the concept of e-communism and enables customers to do
more than ever before, at lower costs. Our long-term mission is to extend VA Linux/Software's
leadership of the industry. And with your help we will.
"I will be you $413"
High level of literacy here, it seems.
Linux "lovers", unite!
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Interviewer: Programmers sometimes say that they have to do strange things to find new ideas for their projects. What do you do to avoid `programmer's block'?
Linus: I suck hobo cock. I've found that there's nothing quite like a stinky, diseased transient's penis squirming in my mouth to help inspire my "programming".
-from "Rob Malda at Work, If You Get My Drift" by Goatse press.
ext3 info
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Linux 2.4.13
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· Score: -1, Flamebait
I'm think I read that it does here- it's linked to from the main page, I'm too lazy to check what the exact URL is:\ They have some other news about software and OS developments for the x86 platform, if you're into that sort of thing.
Fucking fuck fuck
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Linux 2.4.13
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· Score: -1, Troll
So close, did I even get second post? Or just a dick in the ear?
Goddamn two minute wait.
Speaking of tiny,
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Tiny Apps
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· Score: -1, Troll
You must have one tiny penis, if you have to post worthless rubbish like this. I think everyone's heard `war stories' about being a dork back in the good ol' days. At least, I know I've heard enough to want to puke. The sad part is, the mods will see your showing off and think, "Ooh! Shiny, sparkly! I better mod this up!"
They'll cut your dick in half, and feed it to a pig,
And though it hurts you'll laugh, and dance a dickless jig!
Announcing my formal backing of the troll party.
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Desktop Biodetectors
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· Score: -1, Offtopic
Hello, fellow trolls. I've previously trolled as an AC, and felt that now is the time to switch to a real account. My trolling SOP is use of racial slurs, homophobia, and other bigotry, or insulting anything related to the subject matter. One of my accomplishments I'm most proud of was getting 8 posts down in Tuesday's MacOS 10.1 article, before being gang-banged by mods and banned for 72 hours. Partial credit has to go to one mod who mistakenly confused one of my trolls as actual commentary, and modded it up as "Interesting".
Propz go out to all dead penis birds, at home and abroad!
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pure fucking w00t
Slashdot: "You may think you're anonymous, but we're selling your personal information to the government!"
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I think we all come when we're immediately behind VA Software.
Yeah, it was CmdrTaco posting that anonymously. Hemos modded it down because of their lover's spat.
What about the pussy? Oh, nm, I'll bet you're more of the "asshole" kind of guy.
For most of this year, the slowing world economy has caused companies to cut back on investments in technology. After the terrorist attacks on September 11th, much of our business for the quarter, which typically closes in the final weeks, simply did not materialize.
/., for example, will know sell user information. Some organizations will function differently than in the past. Senior managers will take sizeable cuts in pay under VA Linux/Software's performance-based compensation model. Still, we can't just cut our way to profitability. We have to grow our way to profitability.
As a result, VA Linux/Software will post a very disappointing loss for the quarter. Cuts in expenses, many of which were suggested by you, saved VA Linux/Software $29 and a couple of used condoms last quarter, but that was not enough to offset the shortfall in revenue. In order to establish profitable growth, VA Linux/Software will have to make even deeper thrusts into Hemos' and CmdrTaco's anuses.
We examined every scenario that would let us avoid having to lose good people who are not only communists but also smell funny. Unfortunately, VA Linux/Software is in the process of cutting xxx positions, a larger number than we anticipated in our memo to you earlier this year, but an unavoidable number, due to the outlook for open source going down the toilet. VA Linux/Software is granting severance packages that will reduce personal hardships in this economic climate, and we will make extra efforts to assist people with job placement assistance- we're planning on shipping our former employees to communist China, where their ideology will be appreciated. This cut is the most difficult and painful one this company has ever had to make, except for that time when we circumcised Timothy with a rusty hatchet. Owch!
VA Linux/Software has been a highly rated e-communism company for about 7 years. Economic cycles come and go. This downturn will pass in time. And when it does, VA Linux/Software will emerge from it much stronger than competitors who lack our differentiated software technology, base of customers, and our ability to invest heavily in goatse. VA Linux/Software will regain momentum, but only if we tighten our sphincters and sharpen our penises.
The immediate challenge for all of us is to restore growth, leading to profitable growth. Every organization within VA Linux/Software is being asked to do more with less.
I have been in involved in the fields of business and finance for many years. I have seen the fortunes of countless companies rise and fall. I believe I can lead our company out of tough times and into better days. I have never seen a company with as much potential for sustained, long-term industry leadership as VA Linux/Software has today. VA Linux/Software has a terrific team of employees known for their stamina, adaptability, and willingness to do ANYTHING for $5. We have developed unsurpassed software technology, market leadership in the retail e-commerce business, and superlative customer service. In the weeks ahead, we will release news of much anticipated new alliances (e.g., an alliance with North Korea) and software that reinvents the concept of e-communism and enables customers to do more than ever before, at lower costs. Our long-term mission is to extend VA Linux/Software's leadership of the industry. And with your help we will.
Thank you.
"I will be you $413"
High level of literacy here, it seems.
Interviewer: Programmers sometimes say that they have to do strange things to find new ideas for their projects. What do you do to avoid `programmer's block'?
Linus: I suck hobo cock. I've found that there's nothing quite like a stinky, diseased transient's penis squirming in my mouth to help inspire my "programming".
-from "Rob Malda at Work, If You Get My Drift" by Goatse press.
I'm think I read that it does here- it's linked to from the main page, I'm too lazy to check what the exact URL is :\ They have some other news about software and OS developments for the x86 platform, if you're into that sort of thing.
So close, did I even get second post? Or just a dick in the ear?
Goddamn two minute wait.
You must have one tiny penis, if you have to post worthless rubbish like this. I think everyone's heard `war stories' about being a dork back in the good ol' days. At least, I know I've heard enough to want to puke. The sad part is, the mods will see your showing off and think, "Ooh! Shiny, sparkly! I better mod this up!"
You might have some trouble with Mandrake, if you're running it on an Intel-compatible..
Quicktime for Linux has some serious problems, at least when it's running on an 80x86 computer.
Ford's been having some serious economic trouble lately, but I think they're justified.
They'll cut your dick in half, and feed it to a pig,
And though it hurts you'll laugh, and dance a dickless jig!
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