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  1. Application for new goatse.cx guy on Quantum Gravity Observed · · Score: -1

    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Mail your answers to the following questions to CmdrTaco at malda@slashdot.org.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)

    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?

    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?

    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?

    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?

    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound? (except for butt plugs if you wish to wear them)

    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?

    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?

    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.

  2. Application for new goatse.cx guy on Scientific American On Bad Patents · · Score: -1

    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Mail your answers to the following questions to CmdrTaco at malda@slashdot.org.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)

    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?

    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?

    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?

    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?

    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound? (except for butt plugs if you wish to wear them)

    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?

    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?

    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.

  3. Application for new goatse.cx guy on Rio Riot and Lyra Personal Jukebox · · Score: -1

    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Mail your answers to the following questions to CmdrTaco at malda@slashdot.org.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)

    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?

    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?

    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?

    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?

    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound? (except for butt plugs if you wish to wear them)

    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?

    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?

    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.

  4. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco" on Lawsuits Against Spammers · · Score: -1

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, takes out his tiny withered dick (otherwise known as his "Commander"), puts his "special taco sauce" on it which means he jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and CmdrTaco's jizz.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious homosexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, taco snotting, and getting JonKatz involved. Trust me, you do not want JonKatz anywhere near your unconcious body. Also, rumor has it CmdrTaco is looking for a new goatse.cx guy. Don't let it be you!!!!!

    The last thing you may be wondering is how this goes along with "taco snotting", or what "taco snotting" is. George WIPO Bush and The WIPO Troll have been doing considerable work explaining what "taco snotting" is. Please see his FAQ on "taco snotting" which can be found as a -1 rated comment on most slashdot stories.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  5. Application for new goatse.cx guy on Lawsuits Against Spammers · · Score: -1

    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Mail your answers to the following questions to CmdrTaco at malda@slashdot.org.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)

    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?

    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?

    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?

    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?

    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound? (except for butt plugs if you wish to wear them)

    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?

    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?

    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.

  6. Re:Application for new goatse.cx guy on Bridging the Digital Divide with Linux · · Score: -1

    Of course, Stephen King really died. Trolls don't lie (unlike the slashdot crew).

    I don't know the name of the goatse.cx guy. Everybody just calls him the goatse.cx guy.

  7. Re:Application for new goatse.cx guy on Bridging the Digital Divide with Linux · · Score: -1

    Yeah, sure, whatever, homo.

  8. Re:Application for new goatse.cx guy on Bridging the Digital Divide with Linux · · Score: -1

    Actually, it was on talk radio, the same talk radio that announced the death of Stephen King and Dave Thomas (among others).

  9. Re:Application for new goatse.cx guy on Bridging the Digital Divide with Linux · · Score: -1

    Yes, but with him dead the position is up for grabs. Free software luminaries like RMS and most of the slashdot crew have applied to be the next goatse.cx guy. Deciding which one of these homos it is going to be is going to be very tough.

  10. Re:Application for new goatse.cx guy on Bridging the Digital Divide with Linux · · Score: -1

    Dude, you don't have a manrod.

  11. Re:Application for new goatse.cx guy on Bridging the Digital Divide with Linux · · Score: -1

    You want to be the goatse.cx guy, don't you?

  12. Application for new goatse.cx guy on Bridging the Digital Divide with Linux · · Score: -1

    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Mail your answers to the following questions to CmdrTaco at malda@slashdot.org.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)

    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?

    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?

    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?

    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?

    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound? (except for butt plugs if you wish to wear them)

    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?

    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?

    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.

  13. Slashdot admits that open source programmers stink on Defamation, Free Speech, Jurisdiction and the Net? · · Score: -1

    OPEN SOURCE PROGRAMMERS STINK

    Slashot admits the truth here:
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/25/2192 51 &mode=thread

    As we already know open source programmers stink, both at their jobs, and in general. Take RMS for instance. He can't get a job as a real programmer so he starts the FSF. He also hasn't taken a bath or shower in over 20 years making him stink in general. Living in a dark cave doesn't help either. I don't want to know what is crawling around in his hair.

    I'm sure there are people at your office who are just like RMS if they can hold their jobs. You know they are close because you can smell them. You are spending hours of overtime fixing their code.

    For anyone reading this post none of this is a suprise. However, slashdot is a bastion of open source programmers. That is why the code is so bad, and its the only website that you can smell over the internet because it reaks!!!!

    What was suprising to me (and to you I'm sure) was that slashdot admitted in the above linked article that open source programmers stink.

    I commend slashdot for admitting the brutal yet honest truth.

  14. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco" on Michael Robertson Interview about Lindows · · Score: -1

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, takes out his tiny withered dick (otherwise known as his "Commander"), puts his "special taco sauce" on it which means he jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and CmdrTaco's jizz.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious homosexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, taco snotting, and getting JonKatz involved. Trust me, you do not want JonKatz anywhere near your unconcious body. Also, rumor has it CmdrTaco is looking for a new goatse.cx guy. Don't let it be you!!!!!

    The last thing you may be wondering is how this goes along with "taco snotting", or what "taco snotting" is. George WIPO Bush and The WIPO Troll have been doing considerable work explaining what "taco snotting" is. Please see his FAQ on "taco snotting" which can be found as a -1 rated comment on most slashdot stories.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  15. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, dead at 69 on Michael Robertson Interview about Lindows · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Dave Thomas was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you never ate at Wendy's, there's no denying his contributions to American culture. Truly a fast food icon.

  16. IMPORTANT WARNING: Avoid CmdrTaco's "special taco" on When Spammers Try To Sue You · · Score: -1

    This is an important warning to all slashdotters. CmdrTaco has been luring people (mainly underage males) into the slashdot compound to eat his "special taco".

    You may be wondering what CmdrTaco's "special taco" is. You will be wishing that you hadn't been wondering after you finish reading his post. To make his "special taco", CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, takes out his tiny withered dick (otherwise known as his "Commander"), puts his "special taco sauce" on it which means he jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconcious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconcous until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and CmdrTaco's jizz.

    After the victim is unconcous, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTaco's nefarious homosexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victim's ass, taco snotting, and getting JonKatz involved. Trust me, you do not want JonKatz anywhere near your unconcious body. Also, rumor has it CmdrTaco is looking for a new goatse.cx guy. Don't let it be you!!!!!

    The last thing you may be wondering is how this goes along with "taco snotting", or what "taco snotting" is. George WIPO Bush and The WIPO Troll have been doing considerable work explaining what "taco snotting" is. Please see his FAQ on "taco snotting" which can be found as a -1 rated comment on most slashdot stories.

    Please, if CmdrTaco offers you his "special taco", RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!

  17. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, dead at 69 on When Spammers Try To Sue You · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Dave Thomas was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you never ate at Wendy's, there's no denying his contributions to American culture. Truly a fast food icon.

  18. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, dead at 69 on New Linux PDA Announced At CES Today · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Dave Thomas was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you never ate at Wendy's, there's no denying his contributions to American culture. Truly a fast food icon.

  19. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, dead at 69 on Even Flash Can Get Viruses · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Dave Thomas was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you never ate at Wendy's, there's no denying his contributions to American culture. Truly a fast food icon.

  20. Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, dead at 69 on Doubleclick Exits The Ad-Tracking Business · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Dave Thomas was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you never ate at Wendy's, there's no denying his contributions to American culture. Truly a fast food icon.

  21. A message from Linus Torvalds: Please Read on First Image Of Planet-Like Body Orbiting A Star · · Score: -1

    Hello Slashdotters, Linus here. Over the last 10 years we have done a great job in making Linux into an amazing operating system. We still have a ways to go if we want to defeat Microsoft, but I have no doubt we will get there if a major problem is dealt with.

    This major problem is Richard Stallman (aka RMS). For years he has been the thorn in Linux's side. First, it's bad enough that he insists that everyone call Linux, GNU/Linux, as if he had anything to do with the initial creation or naming of Linux.

    That isn't the biggest problem. The biggest problem is his appearance and attitude. The guy admits to being a goat fucker. Who is going to take someone who says that seriously? Stallman hasn't bathed in decades. Who is going to want an operating system from someone who hasn't bathed in 20 years? As much as any of us may hate Bill Gates, he takes a shower every day, and that helped Microsoft be in the position it now is in. I am taking a shower every day to help Linux. Are you?

    Stallman plucks dandruff out of his hair while he talks to you. That alone has got to turn you off Linux.

    Stallman can't even clean up after himself. This is equally true in his code just as much as he leaves used condoms all over the place. Frankly, his homosexual behavior and sex with goats that leaves all of these used condoms all over the place is simply unacceptable and makes Linux look like a joke. Please don't take this the wrong way. I have nothing against homosexuality (although having sex with goats is just plain sick) except when it interferes with Linux.

    In conclusion, I am tired of Dirty GNU Hippies like Stallman causing problems for Linux. He must be stopped at all costs. I call on the Slashdot community to rise up and reject Stallman. Do it for Linux!

  22. Application for new goatse.cx guy on First Image Of Planet-Like Body Orbiting A Star · · Score: -1

    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Mail your answers to the following questions to CmdrTaco at malda@slashdot.org.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)

    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?

    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?

    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?

    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?

    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound? (except for butt plugs if you wish to wear them)

    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?

    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?

    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.

  23. Application for new goatse.cx guy on Time Canada Shows New iMac · · Score: -1

    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Mail your answers to the following questions to CmdrTaco at malda@slashdot.org.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)

    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?

    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?

    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?

    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?

    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound? (except for butt plugs if you wish to wear them)

    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?

    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?

    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.

  24. Application for new goatse.cx guy on Intel Northwood CPU Review · · Score: -1

    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Mail your answers to the following questions to CmdrTaco at malda@slashdot.org.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)

    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?

    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?

    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?

    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?

    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound?

    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?

    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?

    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.

  25. Application for new goatse.cx guy on XBox Defects Draw Ire · · Score: -1

    With the recent death of the goatse.cx guy, we need a new goatse.cx guy. This is your opportunity to be the next goatse.cx guy!!! Mail your answers to the following questions to CmdrTaco at malda@slashdot.org.

    1. On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the looseness of your anus? (1 being incredibly tight, 10 being incredibly loose)

    2. If you rated the looseness of your anus under 9, would you be interested in a looser anus?

    3. Why do you want to be the goatse.cx guy?

    4. If the looseness of your anus is less than a 9 do you have any problem with CmdrTaco shoving taco shells up your anus and smashing them?

    5. If the looseness of your anus is greater than or equal to 9, do you still want your anus to be looser?

    6. Do you have any objections to being naked whenever you are in the slashdot compound?

    7. Will you engage in taco snotting with CmdrTaco to become the next goatse.cx guy?

    8. Will you sign a wavier that any injuries caused by goats will not cause you to sue CmdrTaco, slashdot.org, and/or goatse.cx?

    9. Please provide an email address so we can contact you.